Admin got CABs on my deployment as the IEDs went off and killed a lot of my paltoon. Some how being 10 feet from an ied explosion and 1000 are the same.
What's disgraceful is the lives lost who gives a shit about who got a CAB 1000 feet away...this shit is funny let's not turn it into something shameful
as just an old vet myself it’s almost spot on. The a lot of the boys who where raised as hunters do fine but some of those guys who learned to shoot in basic tended to not take it so well
Oh they never keep a straight face lol. Sometimes i watch them film while i hide in the bushes outside their window drinking cough syrup and eating peanut butter from my ass.
Mostly because they are better socialize, know paperwork jargon, and probably works the building over. No shit, had my e4 S1 clown me for not knowing how to do a promotion packet and not earning a degree while on duty. She got a mouthful from me, my platoon sergeant, her platoon sergeant (female). She couldn’t fathom how the light infantry couldn’t take laptops to the field and be allotted study time.
@@kingmelanin7468 i was in therapy for ptsd in iraq. After getting hit by a blast walking through the doorway the therapist decided i should consider discharge after writing in my record that "therapy was futile" lol
Thankfully mine was a dud. I heard a quick swoosh, and a thud when it buried in the ground about 20 feet away. We were in a field next to that gold top mosque in Baghdad, and they were trying to hit the mosque.
usaf vet here too, usually just say "I appreciate it." It's when they start asking questions that it gets awkward. Don't get me wrong, proud of my time in and all, but I don't want to talk about it all the dang time, so I start telling "traumatizing" stories and laughing hysterically about it until they change the subject
I'm Admin and I'm proud of it. My war is against the printer. And the coffee machine, that suddenly started to make coffee by itself, almost causing a flood in the office.
@@chocolatefrenzieya Yeah man! Paratroopers think they're bad, but try working in a super complicated, poorly designed material control system, with a pile of fuelling authorization, vehicle entry and exit control and material transfer files waiting to be inserted into the system, while the coffee machine makes coffee by itself, spilling coffee all over the floor.
We called artillery "the train". If you hear the train whistle, you missed the train (it will go over or drop short). If you hear the train coming down the tracks (a woog woog woog woog kind of sound), you'll get hit by the train
One time, back when I was in ‘stan, the chow hall ran out of pralines and cream ice cream. That was, a... that was a tough week. My wife tells me I sometimes sit up in the dead of night and yell “I don’t want rocky road!”
In bagram I had my NCOIC wake me up when I was off duty and ask if I heard the mortar alarm. No, NCOIC I didn’t….I was asleep. Then he asked why I didn’t warn other soldiers about the alarm. Me: I thought that’s what the alarm was for.
Meanwhile, Some Engineer will never walk into that office because he is either; a) completely hungover and trying to do the math for a concrete slab; b) Completely unhinged do to extremely aggressive anger issues Or c) because there is always something broken and/or wrong that some ToC-roach needs done because "its mission critical".
Was on the porta shitter and had mortars hit within 50 meters. The buzzing sound was memorable. Funny shit ever thinking I might die in a porta shitter.
I always get a kick remembering the difference between the the first time to having been in country for a couple months. First time=pandemonium. After a couple months="Hey bro, stick your head outside and see if anyone is running....No?" (rolls back over and goes back to sleep)
My boy got hit with mortar shrapnel after he just left the porta shitter on his way to chow - we had just got back from a mission in which nothing happened.
@@collguyjoe99 normally the way it goes. We were with some 10th mountain guys who made it through hell. Just to lose a guy to a mortar a week from home.
We had one casualty, one guy rolled his knee playing basketball. I love this! it's so true when we leave the wire every day and roll back in that's what I see! gotta love it.
When the guy who is fifty pounds overweight, been on a permanent PT waiver for the last three years, has an "injury" from basic training, and has been coded as non-deployable for the last four years tries to claim sexual harrassment and PTSD.
Reminds me of when they had us line medics and hospital/support battalion medics training together. It was hilarious. We all came in hungover smelling like booze, chugging coffee, dipping smoking cursing every other word, using normal/slang names for things. They came in like uptight preppy med school students who had to show how smart they are by using the $50 words. But they couldn't figure out what a nose hose was.
I am a Navy vet 1982 - 1987. I worked in Iraq at Al Asad for a year and 2 years in Afghanistan at Camp Mike Spann and FO B Konduz as a field service representative on the MRAP program. I've got to a lot of soldiers and Marines during that time. They all seemed pretty normal to me, even the ones who experienced combat. I think this bit hits it on the head. Thanks guys. I enjoy your channel very much. Keep it up!
"It was lovely meeting you sergeant myrtle." "Yeah sure thing Stace!" "Its Stacey, traditional spelling" "Yeah whatever the fuck" I died.... sounds like almost every person I was ever stationed with...🤣🤣
Dono James II . Makes me think that the people that don’t encounter much of it are prone to having their world turned upside down when they encounter large amounts of it abruptly
@@TheGameScape Yeah kinda like sheltered kids that are traumatized when they first leave their parents house, vs kids who had rough upbringings but then become tough adults
My father in law (Vietnam combat vet) and I (schmuck) talk about this a lot. Neither he nor any of his friends have license plates or wear hats or anything. It's always the REMF guys that extol their service and how dramatic it was. The real men live quiet unassuming lives of awesomeness.
Still true today. As infantry you will get fucking annihilated for wearing “boot” gear outside of uniform. Its always the pogs wearing boot shit like basic training shirts and grunt style
@Jimmy Strudel probably. My wife says you can get anything on there. I wouldn't be surprised if some hipster is making them in his basement so people can look "tough" 😂👍
Funny sketch but always remember that what seems trivial to you can be Traumatizing to somebody else. Just had an NCO I served with take their own life. But yeah, I've seen people deployed to Bagram act like a little bitch.
@@terrygrossmann2295 I was at Taji which is north of Baghdad for a while. It was home to the Iraqi chemical and nuclear weapons program as well as being a massive Republican guard base and tank production and repair facility
I have wondered for years about what I was exposed to. My COP was southeast of Baghdad in Salman Pak. Apparently the old Iraqi Salman Pak Facility was just down the road & played a big role in their bio/chem weapons programs.
From the bottom of this veterans heart thank you for bringing this out, as an infantry soldier people still don’t understand how and why we have to become so numb to such violence and death. And for my brothers and sisters out there who also suffer with PTSD you are not alone. 3/187 Rakkasan D company Wolf Pack!
Trauma is relative. And infantry guy is super traumatized...and hiding it. So he can likely deploy again. See? Admin guy wants out. Infantry guy wants to stay in. Nailed it! Im not even enlisted and you would not believe the amount of deescalation it takes near a military base and the hood on the Fourth of July. Everybody-and I mean EVERYBODY is triggered ASF and hiding it and freaking out on each other...while drunk and/or sober...all night. 🤦🏻♀️ I remind people about the fireworks and gunshots thing a LOT. It can be super traumatic.
Paul Hamilton deescalation of disorderly conduct incidents in this area paired with military people, police, gunshots and fireworks. It’s like a powder keg of drama. I wanted to be a trauma therapist. Get off me, Paul. 😝
"This uh...this answer your question?" Sure thing Stace. "So...you encountered a rock in Iraq..." This was funny, one of your best, I was a grunt in the Corps, deployed a few times, it is always entertaining to sit down with a civilian councilor.
That was fantastic!!! Although this is a very "heavy stuff" they talk about, I couldn't stop laughing 😆 I understand that many veterans would not laugh and don't want to agree with me, but I'm almost certain that when they get a chance to watch this video, they will have lots of fun. Thanks for making videos like this ! I just hope that something funny like this episode will help those who suffer from the war trauma .
I didn't know if I was the only one who wasn't bothered by popping noises. You learned to sleep through mortars, and it's just your time if you get hit. Gunshots were just a simple let's figure out where that came from. I never understood the whole fireworks find cover freakout, but I also don't understand how people have depression.
Combat engineer here, did route clearance, hear yea bout the mortars, and also after clearing a stretch has couple hrs to try to sleep before heading out again just to be woken up by artillary goin off also
@@herkherk135 I'll be completely honest. We were 2 weeks fresh on our first deployment, and we spotted a roadside IED on Sword during a recon mission. We called EOD, and waited 5 hours. We watched them come into view a mile away, and creep .5 mph to us. We never called EOD again.
@@doomermurks6959 you think you're shocked, the mechanic that slid under there when we got back was super pumped, had a chunk o donkey stuck in the tow bar even
Subscribed after 30 seconds!! LMFAO, just knew the admin weenie would be traumitized? Bullet catcher made me pee when he pulled out the Makers Mark, look on the docs face, priceless.
Meanwhile as an infantry officer, I constantly had to tell the 11Bs its not necessary to stab the bodies with their pocket knives AFTER we already had the designated squad marksmen put a round in each one before we got that close. Then waiving the swarm of Finding Nemo sea gulls (mine, mine, mine... mine... mine) they turned into when they wanted to burn something. Almost anything. No volunteers for burn barrels, but everything else the gulls would come out. Mental resilience is trained, nurtured, and blossomed in the Infantry. Although we are probably a little left of center mentally to begin with. A lot of folks do have legitimately hard times coping, and I pray for them to find peace and purpose though.
What’s so abnormal about it? If you deploy with that unit, and afterwards are still a part of that unit, you wear one as a deployment patch (right shoulder) and one as a current unit patch (left patch)
"He kicked the IED"...... been there.... it was a shoe box with a cigarette butt smoking??? watched it happen NOSHIT. My freaking sides hurt! You made my day!!!!!
I have to hear about this weekly. My wife's best friend is a psychiatrist at the VA in Miami. She has ZERO clue what the military does or what the MOSs' even mean, let alone what 11B/X or 12B/X went through. It's f***in' sad.
LMAO! You guys are awesome! I have a hard time every now and then from my deployments and I freaking love this stuff. Thanks for keeping on fighting the good fight!
This is exactly why so many vets who have not even seen combat are getting 100% disability for PTSD ($3,400/month for life)paid for by our taxes I've seen this first hand people who have no PTSD at all but know how to work the VA (VA rehabs teach vets how to get ptsd money) it's sad for the very few people who actually have PTSD most are operators or combat arms who actually had to endure some serious stuff
I couldnt stop laughing about the dead cows everywhere right after the infantry guy was talking about dragging them out after taking out owners. Literally still laughing
Love it, pull out a bottle of Makers Mark.... Classic A hole move. Perfect. Love the bloopers. I knew the guy planing the shrink was unable to straight face it through the whole skit....LOL.
Damn right here, been Quartermaster and Infantry. I can say that even my experience as a Quartermaster was vastly different then most Admins experience.
In reality its typically 80% service records 20% coping skills that make up a ptsd rating. Unfortunately you end up running into a lot of people who have trouble coping that have low ratings. A rare few get 100% just on thier service records alone (about 1 in 1200 ptsd claims make it to 100% so last time i checked that was 0.00083%)
Thanks I'm not fantastic at math. Lol maybe I could just say I was accounting for the fact I was a female but I doubt my math teacher would approve lol. The ptsd claims rates have also increased substantially since then.
Admin has PTSD from the time he messed up the Infantry guys leave paperwork .
I thought for sure he was going to say his friend got a serious paper cut.
Admin got CABs on my deployment as the IEDs went off and killed a lot of my paltoon. Some how being 10 feet from an ied explosion and 1000 are the same.
America Best country ever oh man . That’s just disgraceful.
What's disgraceful is the lives lost who gives a shit about who got a CAB 1000 feet away...this shit is funny let's not turn it into something shameful
@@harshbansal7982 very
The way he said "You're welcome" ....is practically the awkward feeling I get whenever someone "thanks" me. Anyone else?
Same
Yeah, same for me too
Same, makes me feel... awkward
Same
Same
God as a old old vet that’s so true how different vets handle it but it’s done in such funny way love it
The,administrative folks get the 100 percent by claiming they got raped by their squad leader
Dead wrong, it's a comparison between grunts and pogs, by your reply I'm assuming your a pog
No skip as a Squad leader in Vietnam I saw it first hand how some just took it as a days work While will others took it a lot harder .
as just an old vet myself it’s almost spot on. The a lot of the boys who where raised as hunters do fine but some of those guys who learned to shoot in basic tended to not take it so well
Yea your right, I wasn't bothered with most of it, I saw a dog get shot and that was worse then a person I can care less if someone wants to die
It has to be so damn hard to keep a straight face while shooting these.
In one of these, the guy playing Myrtle about to lose it and start laughing.
You should see the bloopers they’ll just laugh staring at each other having a hard time keeping a straight face.
Oh they never keep a straight face lol. Sometimes i watch them film while i hide in the bushes outside their window drinking cough syrup and eating peanut butter from my ass.
@@Baddawg_313 consider it a date bro, I'll bring the ass nutella
Reality is the S1 guy gets full 100% and the Grunt gets 10% for possible hearing degredation.
Yep
Facts!!!!!
Mostly because they are better socialize, know paperwork jargon, and probably works the building over.
No shit, had my e4 S1 clown me for not knowing how to do a promotion packet and not earning a degree while on duty. She got a mouthful from me, my platoon sergeant, her platoon sergeant (female). She couldn’t fathom how the light infantry couldn’t take laptops to the field and be allotted study time.
@@kingmelanin7468 i was in therapy for ptsd in iraq. After getting hit by a blast walking through the doorway the therapist decided i should consider discharge after writing in my record that "therapy was futile" lol
@@stilawesome3586 "Therapy was futile." Nice! Sadly...I have to agree.
The way they described the Mortars sent my sides to the Heavens.
AWeebPilot WithNoLife no it’s motars
Thankfully mine was a dud. I heard a quick swoosh, and a thud when it buried in the ground about 20 feet away. We were in a field next to that gold top mosque in Baghdad, and they were trying to hit the mosque.
@@garyfontenot2786 gold topped mosque? Which part of baghdad was that?
Good old days at shank
@@airborne1ranger24 South central. I think it was called the golden mosque.
0:30. Thank you for that. USAF retiree here. I never know how to respond when someone says "thank you for your service". Myrtle's response is spot on.
Hey Rick
Thank you for your service
I usually say thank you for your support still don’t know what to say but that’s my go to
usaf vet here too, usually just say "I appreciate it." It's when they start asking questions that it gets awkward. Don't get me wrong, proud of my time in and all, but I don't want to talk about it all the dang time, so I start telling "traumatizing" stories and laughing hysterically about it until they change the subject
The AFI standard is thank you for your support. I just say “no problem”
I say it out of respect. No response needed.
Started laughing as soon as I heard “bagram” and “higher threat level” in the same sentence.
Thanks for educating me that Marker Mark will fit in a sleeve pocket.
Infantry guy gave admin guy ptsd lol. "We just shot the cows, figured someone would police them up." Admin guy" dead cows everywhere!"
I'm Admin and I'm proud of it. My war is against the printer. And the coffee machine, that suddenly started to make coffee by itself, almost causing a flood in the office.
@Adam Beeson Enlisted. I'm not American also, and I serve in my country. But the infantry looks pretty much the same here lol
Printers are a damn nightmare.
I think haunted office equipment could be a pretty scary job!
@@chocolatefrenzieya Yeah man! Paratroopers think they're bad, but try working in a super complicated, poorly designed material control system, with a pile of fuelling authorization, vehicle entry and exit control and material transfer files waiting to be inserted into the system, while the coffee machine makes coffee by itself, spilling coffee all over the floor.
@@henrique3045 I totally see a "The Office" remake where 3 renegade workers take the coffee machine for "a ride" and beat the snot out of it.
“So you encountered a rock in Iraq.” is what really got me
The therapist is a reserve drill sgt, he was in my basic training company
I was about to say the same thing
The first Private that calls him Stacy wins!
you could be a ds in the reserves wtf
@@calimerc you can be a DS in the national guard....
Devin Kiehn so are they a DS for every weekend a month?
We called artillery "the train". If you hear the train whistle, you missed the train (it will go over or drop short). If you hear the train coming down the tracks (a woog woog woog woog kind of sound), you'll get hit by the train
There's really nothing quite like it.
No one wants to be on point for the pain train
Shudder
Just gotta learn the dif between incoming and outgoing
One time, back when I was in ‘stan, the chow hall ran out of pralines and cream ice cream. That was, a... that was a tough week.
My wife tells me I sometimes sit up in the dead of night and yell “I don’t want rocky road!”
Mine was when "THEY!" shot the Camel. I didn't want to eat it.... But it wasn't that bad?!? 😳
I can relate. Rocky Road is gross.
Rocky Road is my favorite
DUDE! You were deep in the shit.
Bottle of makers mark in the pocket Jesus Christ that’s gold
Stuffs kinda expensive isn’t it
Myrtle: "Swig?"
Quack: "It's eleven thirty."
Me: It's five o'clock *somewhere,* Doc! (grabs Jager) 😀
@Женя Марик no bots allowed
@Lawofimprobability what a legend
YOOOOO!!! That “doctor” was my basic training drill Sargent!!
Женя Марик Take your meds and chill.
@Женя Марик whatever you're smoking I want some
@Женя Марик Where is your proof?
@Женя Марик I'm still waiting for proof, not conjecture.
Weed at its finest
"run while you crawl" amazing i learnt that in my military training
In bagram I had my NCOIC wake me up when I was off duty and ask if I heard the mortar alarm. No, NCOIC I didn’t….I was asleep. Then he asked why I didn’t warn other soldiers about the alarm. Me: I thought that’s what the alarm was for.
HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA I read your story and lost my shit…………
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I got chewed out for this so many times to count. Half the time I would sleep through it all
Meanwhile, Some Engineer will never walk into that office because he is either; a) completely hungover and trying to do the math for a concrete slab; b) Completely unhinged do to extremely aggressive anger issues
Or c) because there is always something broken and/or wrong that some ToC-roach needs done because "its mission critical".
Amen
As a prior 12b I can vouch 😂
21C i concur
Was on the porta shitter and had mortars hit within 50 meters. The buzzing sound was memorable. Funny shit ever thinking I might die in a porta shitter.
I always get a kick remembering the difference between the the first time to having been in country for a couple months. First time=pandemonium. After a couple months="Hey bro, stick your head outside and see if anyone is running....No?" (rolls back over and goes back to sleep)
My boy got hit with mortar shrapnel after he just left the porta shitter on his way to chow - we had just got back from a mission in which nothing happened.
@@collguyjoe99 normally the way it goes. We were with some 10th mountain guys who made it through hell. Just to lose a guy to a mortar a week from home.
At least you can't crap your pants if you die that way.
You'll just die covered in everyone else's crap, instead. Much more dignified.
@@manictiger lol i Kept thinking please don't tell my family I died on the shitter. Was torward the end of tour had little fucks left.
Cringe hit me hard when he started saying Hooah at the end
My unit says it all the time, I don’t see how it’s cringy.
stevy you and your unit is cringe
Jacob Perez What’s your MOS?
It all depends on the unit. Some say it all the time, some people dont care, others hate it.
It is the Armys Oorah to compete with the Marines
stevy If it’s not ironically, it’s cringe. Unless you’re a POG then it makes sense I guess.
The smile didn't leave my face for the entirety of the video... you know, for an mp you're alright...
So true been infantry from 06-15 and then went to a non combat arms unit... all I can say is... wow the grandures of delusion they have.
We had one casualty, one guy rolled his knee playing basketball. I love this! it's so true when we leave the wire every day and roll back in that's what I see! gotta love it.
"It says something about pregnancy afterwards IDk" 4:00
This is honestly why I love this channel
When the guy who is fifty pounds overweight, been on a permanent PT waiver for the last three years, has an "injury" from basic training, and has been coded as non-deployable for the last four years tries to claim sexual harrassment and PTSD.
😃😆🤣
And still gets promoted. Literally saw that in the Marines.
" couldn't save the guy that was burning , i see him some times "
The funny part of this video is it is so truthful in so many ways. If you been by the po pond in Kandahar you understand. Lol
Poo Poo Lagoon!!!
Borescoped I know it has to have grown since 03-04.
The brits used to swim in it...
John Green it was decent sized when I was there in ‘06
Every morning in southpark lol was in kaf 2009/10
At 4:00 with the Makers Mark made me laugh so hard I fell out of my chair. Comedy amber.😏
sad thing is the "Admin" would get 100% disability. I know a person who got !00% because one time they heard gunfire
IF thats the case we all get that from basic or boot lol.
Bullshit, there is no way that can be true.
Reminds me of when they had us line medics and hospital/support battalion medics training together. It was hilarious. We all came in hungover smelling like booze, chugging coffee, dipping smoking cursing every other word, using normal/slang names for things. They came in like uptight preppy med school students who had to show how smart they are by using the $50 words. But they couldn't figure out what a nose hose was.
I like that admin’s got four tours as well but no CAB. Nice attention to detail.
Wait til they use a paper pencil CAB. Lol
I am a Navy vet 1982 - 1987. I worked in Iraq at Al Asad for a year and 2 years in Afghanistan at Camp Mike Spann and FO B Konduz as a field service representative on the MRAP program. I've got to a lot of soldiers and Marines during that time. They all seemed pretty normal to me, even the ones who experienced combat. I think this bit hits it on the head. Thanks guys. I enjoy your channel very much. Keep it up!
"It was lovely meeting you sergeant myrtle."
"Yeah sure thing Stace!"
"Its Stacey, traditional spelling"
"Yeah whatever the fuck"
I died.... sounds like almost every person I was ever stationed with...🤣🤣
It's always so funny how people with the least stress do the most complaining, and the people with the most stress do the least complaining
You get used to stress
@@TheGameScape one would hope
Dono James II . Makes me think that the people that don’t encounter much of it are prone to having their world turned upside down when they encounter large amounts of it abruptly
@@TheGameScape Yeah kinda like sheltered kids that are traumatized when they first leave their parents house, vs kids who had rough upbringings but then become tough adults
I ain't got time to bleed...
My father in law (Vietnam combat vet) and I (schmuck) talk about this a lot. Neither he nor any of his friends have license plates or wear hats or anything. It's always the REMF guys that extol their service and how dramatic it was. The real men live quiet unassuming lives of awesomeness.
Still true today. As infantry you will get fucking annihilated for wearing “boot” gear outside of uniform. Its always the pogs wearing boot shit like basic training shirts and grunt style
@Jimmy Strudel or that bought some really neat ones on Etsy. 😂👍
@Roger Wilco I'm all for that. 👍
@Jimmy Strudel probably. My wife says you can get anything on there. I wouldn't be surprised if some hipster is making them in his basement so people can look "tough" 😂👍
@@nelsonking6102 Trigger pullers started most of those trends, didn't they?
Funny sketch but always remember that what seems trivial to you can be Traumatizing to somebody else. Just had an NCO I served with take their own life. But yeah, I've seen people deployed to Bagram act like a little bitch.
I’m seriously sorry to hear that brother
With the guy playing the infantry?
The VA woulda said..
Nope he's fine no ptsd here.
Only took me getting SC Cancer due to exposure to Nuke/Radiological material in Iraq to get upgraded to 100%
Would be nice if they did that for the K2 vets also.
@@Borescoped My type of cancer was rare - caused by exposure - hell even the VA said it was due to exposure and lists as so under my disabilities
coolguyjoe99 so there were weapons of mass destruction in Iraq? The media always lead on that there wasn't.
@@terrygrossmann2295 I was at Taji which is north of Baghdad for a while. It was home to the Iraqi chemical and nuclear weapons program as well as being a massive Republican guard base and tank production and repair facility
I have wondered for years about what I was exposed to. My COP was southeast of Baghdad in Salman Pak. Apparently the old Iraqi Salman Pak Facility was just down the road & played a big role in their bio/chem weapons programs.
A ROCK IN IRAQ
lol comedy gold
"Ummm... you're welcome?"
You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning TBH.
"You learn to crawl, and run at the same time." LMFAO
Every deployment is a great story...listen close to our vets America
Dam that's 1000%. love it "His bright Idea" CIB Infantry leads the way !!!
From the bottom of this veterans heart thank you for bringing this out, as an infantry soldier people still don’t understand how and why we have to become so numb to such violence and death. And for my brothers and sisters out there who also suffer with PTSD you are not alone.
3/187 Rakkasan D company Wolf Pack!
"Where and when did you deploy?"
"Fob Rustimayah Baghdad 06/07"
"Were you involved in any combat?"
"I was at Rusty from 06-07, so yeah."
Trauma is relative. And infantry guy is super traumatized...and hiding it. So he can likely deploy again. See? Admin guy wants out. Infantry guy wants to stay in. Nailed it!
Im not even enlisted and you would not believe the amount of deescalation it takes near a military base and the hood on the Fourth of July. Everybody-and I mean EVERYBODY is triggered ASF and hiding it and freaking out on each other...while drunk and/or sober...all night. 🤦🏻♀️
I remind people about the fireworks and gunshots thing a LOT. It can be super traumatic.
Wtf!
I'm more just inconvenienced and annoyed, it's diesel fuel that got me. I'm good now though.
Joeel Gaucin the smell?
Paul Hamilton deescalation of disorderly conduct incidents in this area paired with military people, police, gunshots and fireworks. It’s like a powder keg of drama. I wanted to be a trauma therapist. Get off me, Paul. 😝
Patrick Oshnock somebody’s gotta take care of you old farts once you traumatized yourself to hell and back 🤓
"This uh...this answer your question?" Sure thing Stace. "So...you encountered a rock in Iraq..." This was funny, one of your best, I was a grunt in the Corps, deployed a few times, it is always entertaining to sit down with a civilian councilor.
That was fantastic!!!
Although this is a very "heavy stuff" they talk about, I couldn't stop laughing 😆
I understand that many veterans would not laugh and don't want to agree with me, but I'm almost certain that when they get a chance to watch this video, they will have lots of fun.
Thanks for making videos like this ! I just hope that something funny like this episode will help those who suffer from the war trauma .
I didn't know if I was the only one who wasn't bothered by popping noises. You learned to sleep through mortars, and it's just your time if you get hit. Gunshots were just a simple let's figure out where that came from. I never understood the whole fireworks find cover freakout, but I also don't understand how people have depression.
Combat engineer here, did route clearance, hear yea bout the mortars, and also after clearing a stretch has couple hrs to try to sleep before heading out again just to be woken up by artillary goin off also
@@herkherk135 I'll be completely honest. We were 2 weeks fresh on our first deployment, and we spotted a roadside IED on Sword during a recon mission. We called EOD, and waited 5 hours. We watched them come into view a mile away, and creep .5 mph to us. We never called EOD again.
Never the explosion or any of the booms but that freaking incoming alarm at shank yeah that one freaks me out
You guys nail the attitudes every time! Lol
I feel like drew has seen enough of his character type. That’s why he can do it so well. 😂😂
You guys are all kinds of messed up.
Love it.
I died when he called a mortar a motor....I hope it ain't a V8.
Kid hit a donkey with an 1117, he's outside drawing donkey pics few days later, says "it looked at me and I took its soul!" Best day ever
Idk whether to laugh or be shocked...
@@doomermurks6959 you think you're shocked, the mechanic that slid under there when we got back was super pumped, had a chunk o donkey stuck in the tow bar even
Have you seen the size of the cow!! Bro that had me laughing so hard. This video is priceless man. Thank you for the laughs
Admin after psych needs a drink. The doctor after combat soldier's psych needs a drink
2:56 "you seem to uhh have a traumatic experience"
"Uh yeah i was burning alive in the truck.." 😂😂💀
One guy not him. Just remember it is kinda hard address a bleeding man. It was the other guy.
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This is on point ! No joke , dang POGs taking all our disability over dead cows. Ha
Subscribed after 30 seconds!! LMFAO, just knew the admin weenie would be traumitized? Bullet catcher made me pee when he pulled out the Makers Mark, look on the docs face, priceless.
Meanwhile as an infantry officer, I constantly had to tell the 11Bs its not necessary to stab the bodies with their pocket knives AFTER we already had the designated squad marksmen put a round in each one before we got that close. Then waiving the swarm of Finding Nemo sea gulls (mine, mine, mine... mine... mine) they turned into when they wanted to burn something. Almost anything. No volunteers for burn barrels, but everything else the gulls would come out. Mental resilience is trained, nurtured, and blossomed in the Infantry. Although we are probably a little left of center mentally to begin with. A lot of folks do have legitimately hard times coping, and I pray for them to find peace and purpose though.
Sir.... I like your kinda MOXIE! Airbourne
"What, are you a woman?"
Lol
I love how he is wearing to 101st patches
What’s so abnormal about it? If you deploy with that unit, and afterwards are still a part of that unit, you wear one as a deployment patch (right shoulder) and one as a current unit patch (left patch)
It’s called a chicken sandwich.
@@SaraphDarklaw 😂 I know that pisses some of them off.
You guys crack me up! You guys bring great humor! Love it!!! Keep it up! Love the out takes!
"He kicked the IED"...... been there.... it was a shoe box with a cigarette butt smoking??? watched it happen NOSHIT. My freaking sides hurt! You made my day!!!!!
This is the truth man. Especially as an Army Vet who is now in the Air Guard....
I have to hear about this weekly. My wife's best friend is a psychiatrist at the VA in Miami.
She has ZERO clue what the military does or what the MOSs' even mean, let alone what 11B/X or 12B/X went through.
It's f***in' sad.
0:31 that’s me every day. His face. “AND”?
You guys are SO good!
this shit is beyond funny. and both of them have shaving profiles. Hooah!
“Whatever the fuck” takes me back!
You guys bring such laughter to my day. Ty
Lost it when he said he kicked the I.E.D. 😂
Bloopers > rest of the video 🤣🤣
This should be called "Air Force Vs Army"
The bloopers are the best!!!
LMAO! You guys are awesome! I have a hard time every now and then from my deployments and I freaking love this stuff. Thanks for keeping on fighting the good fight!
I’m dying LOL you nailed it!
I’m dead! Lmfao this so fuccin true! But the liquor, dead on accurate
I really want to be a therapist to help out soldiers, so this video is a big mood
Man you guys need to make a short military comedy movie!
He was in a combat zone. Love it guys keep it up.
Infantry division is a fucking lifestyle😌
Ah the famous how much do you drink question i was expecting the standard lie all infantry say maybe once or twice a week
This is exactly why so many vets who have not even seen combat are getting 100% disability for PTSD ($3,400/month for life)paid for by our taxes I've seen this first hand people who have no PTSD at all but know how to work the VA (VA rehabs teach vets how to get ptsd money) it's sad for the very few people who actually have PTSD most are operators or combat arms who actually had to endure some serious stuff
Literally my dickhead baby daddy. Sociopathic narcissist whose good at manipulating people who just doesn’t want to work
I couldnt stop laughing about the dead cows everywhere right after the infantry guy was talking about dragging them out after taking out owners. Literally still laughing
Exactly!!! POGS are nothing like grunts. A whole different world.
Love it, pull out a bottle of Makers Mark....
Classic A hole move.
Perfect.
Love the bloopers. I knew the guy planing the shrink was unable to straight face it through the whole skit....LOL.
My Christ I haven’t laughed this hard in a hot minute.
Ngl juston reminds me of my former history teacher, the attitude and everything. He was cool
Damn right here, been Quartermaster and Infantry. I can say that even my experience as a Quartermaster was vastly different then most Admins experience.
The double 101st patches lol
I was 11b in iraq.. the fireworks really do get me at first still.. till i realize wtf that was.
I was in tears laughing, great video. He said take me out to Outback 😅😅.
And when you go get to get a VA rating the supply guy will have 100% long before the guy who deserves it!
In reality its typically 80% service records 20% coping skills that make up a ptsd rating. Unfortunately you end up running into a lot of people who have trouble coping that have low ratings. A rare few get 100% just on thier service records alone (about 1 in 1200 ptsd claims make it to 100% so last time i checked that was 0.00083%)
Thanks I'm not fantastic at math. Lol maybe I could just say I was accounting for the fact I was a female but I doubt my math teacher would approve lol. The ptsd claims rates have also increased substantially since then.
101st choking chicken or eagle patch.
I grew up in Detroit area, so going Infantry just seemed right. Keep up the awesome content.