WHEN DRILL SERGEANTS MISPRONOUNCE YOUR NAME 🤣🤣
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 29 พ.ย. 2021
- Your name is Warrior, Hero, Soldier, Private and that's it 🤣🤣🤣
Ever had that one dude in your unit tho?
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“Listen warrior” 😂😂😂😂
I can’t tell you how many times I heard that 😂😂😂😂
I fkin died lolol
☠️☠️☠️☠️
😂😂
My freaking name was "RED!! Getchor Scrawny Ass Over Here!!" Every time, they wanted me, I heard THAT🤣🤣! So, I guess that was my name. I was 5ft 5in and 105 pounds in full uniform and had short red hair. So there ya have it. I was Airman "RED!! Getcho Scrawny Ass Over Here!" It cracked me up. I heard worse, so I was ok with it. That was the 80s and making fun of hair color and figure was typical and acceptable. We had a 6ft 2in girl from NYC they called Sasquatch, so I got off pretty easy.🤣.
We had a Polish guy whose name had nothing but consonants- at least to us- they used combinations as vowels that we just didn't recognise. He got called "Alphabet".
Funny cause my last name is polish
Gjegoj Bjendtistikevitch
Names like Kryszntchsky, I can't even, bro.
@@finbarr3363 It is. Just pronounced differently than in English
Alphabet is a great nickname
Had a buddy in boot camp who was Native American. His last name was Tohkubbi (not sure if I spelled it right). But, turns out his name meant "To Kill a White Man". When the DI's found out....they lost their shit. It was hilarious. It was like every DI turned into Rick Flair.
Bruh zone
🤣🤣🤣
Don't they usually name them after things they see? Or is that first names?
@@minecraftgirl8733 then the name probably came to be, well into the colonization. When that's a lot of what they see
Omg.. I would have died laughing 😂
And meanwhile get away 🏃♂️ 😂
The fact that Pvt Phunkfays keeps his composure through most those bloopers is incredible 😂
No private
It pronouns “ PHARRK face”
Yeah...Sr DS is trying not to crack up.
Still needs haircut
PhukFays, gosh dangit you said his name wrong. You hurt his feelings!!🤣🤣
@@Caliell Sure does I was in the Air Force for too long that's why I didn't catch that lol. That's almost normal for us.
When I was in Basic, as soon as we got picked up from reception, they were doing roll call. When the Drill got to my name, he tried to pronounce it and after a couple attempts, I made the grave mistake of pronouncing it for him. His response was "don't tell me how to say your flipping name, Private Hemorrhoid!" Good times. 10/10 would do it again.
My was just guy
You of Czech or Polish descent? Hromada means a pile in Czech
@@usmcbf3090 My dad's side is chzech.
@@ernesthromada3994 that's sick, is he Czech himself or second/third generation?
@@usmcbf3090 My grandfather was second generation.
My last name is Miao and it's pronounced "Meow" like a cat, you can imagine just how much fun my Drill Sergeants had with that.
"Meow, you know how fast you were going?"
"Meow, what's so funny?"
Oh you woulda fucked em up in Super Troopers
From now on you're Private Dog!
Funny Hartman: SHOW ME YOUR CAT FACE!!!!
MEOW!!!!!!!
Dear God. Wish I had a recording of it all
I'm currently a Drill Sergeant, and I have to deal with this on a weekly basis. This is really what is happening in our formations, feelings hurt.
Just call them by the battle roster number, lol.
ETS...
"I don't give shit what your name is, Private. You'll be out of my life soon. Get out of my face."
my drill imstructors would have skull fucked the entire platoon over some shit like this
"About face! Fuck out my face!"
One of the best lines I've heard at Basic.
I went to basic with some Nigerian dudes, their names were butchered mercilessly by the Drill Sergeants lol
I can imagine😂. I’m in the Nigerian Navy and even my name gets mispronounced by our Drill Instructors.😂
We had one African dude. We just called him Alphabet because his name was so long.
We have this one guy named Hough, pronounced like HOW, But the DS just call him hoe.
I had a Eritrean colleague who's name was a full fucking sentence. I wonder how that would work
U ever had a dominican and a Chinese drill sgt try to smoke you? Shits so hard not to laugh. It was scary tho
That kid did a stellar acting job.😂
A new sailor reports to his first ship, and like he was taught, he reports to his Division Chief. The Chief asks the sailor his name, and the sailor replies, “My name is Dave Chief”. There is a moment of silence, and the Chief shakes his head and says “I don’t know what they’re teaching you kids in Boot Camp nowadays, but this is still the United States Navy, not some manby pamby social club. You will call me Chief, and I will call you by your last name. Do you read me?” The new sailor gulps and says “Loud and Clear Chief!” The Chief smiles and says “Well, good. Now what’s your last name?” The new sailor turns red and says “My last name is Darling Chief”. A good 60 seconds of silence stretched out until finally the Chief said. “OK Dave, here’s what we’re going to do…..
Oh my god lol
When I was a young Midshipman, one of the firsties in my company called me "Mr. Tucker" for like, six months (past the semester break); it wasn't in a nasty way, but he legit thought that was my name (despite the nametag that said different). One day, the company commander hears this and asks, the firstie why he is calling me Tucker, since that's not my name; firstie turns on me and wants to know why I didn't tell him what my name was; the only thing I could think of in the moment was "Sir, this Midshipmen was not required to provide an opinion on his preferred name, sir." I got a pretty intense "spot correction" for that one 😆
In the Army, you _definitely_ would have been called darling, and it definitely would have been said in a certain kind of way. I guess when it's the Navy, something like that would have been a little too "on the nose."
well, yes...... and some more good navy names... Seaman Staines, and Master Bates. Very difficult not to snigger and loose control when you hear those. And of course 200 years ago you would have to put up with hearing about "Roger the Cabin Boy".....
@@MarcillaSmith that's exactly what I was thinking! 😂
"What is this?"
"That's a name tag, put it back on your uniform." 😭
I'm going to use "Listen Warrior" every time someone gets awkward.
If you haven't earned it then just don't.
Damn it, PVT!!! 😳🤣🤣🤣 The memories of everyone mispronouncing your last name like the first 3 years in the Army!!! I laughed my ass off!!!
I'm 16 years old and wanting to be a physical therapy specialist in the army.
Omg
Navy still kills my last name to this day
My Senior DS couldn't pronounced my name and he nicknamed me "WAKANDA". And everybody started calling me wakanda until I finished my basic training.
Are you black bro??
Well must say WAKANDA is a bad ass nick name if you had to have one....
Sounds like a W to me!
What is your name?
that is the most chill senior drill sergeant ever... that would never happen. Especially the battle buddie part. you'd get dropped before even asking a question XD
good comedy though
Me and my battle when I was going through basic had to go to the DS office for... something or other, it's been years but someone was walking by without a battle buddy, Literally told us to shut up and ran outside to smoke the poor dude.
@@IceKisaragi13 god forbid you walk in on a smoke session as well "Oh you want to join them?!" XD
Instant classic 😂
I remember how excited Brennan was when he was getting his phonecall that Phukfays was coming back, right before he heard about Barius and Fubar
A real name somewhere
Someone has that name!!!!
I took it as connected to the sketch where they weren’t allowed to call the privates names or water board them
@@thebigitchy I think that one came later
How you guys were able to complete this … is magic… I wouldn’t be able to stop laughing
Agree
None of my drills even knew I was part of their platoon. 😂
.....every drill knew who I was with. Every platoon knew. I didn't want it to be that way.
Probably a good thing. Meaning you were doing something right. You don't want a DS attention
My drills knew I was there but stopped fucking with me when they found the quitters
Ohhh I had my Drill Sergeant get mad at me because he thought i was lying when I said he was my Drill Sergeant. "Bullshit"!
"ARE YOU CORRECTING ME"!
Luckily he came down on orders that week to do some civ school detail.
I was always in front 😭 I couldn't hide anywhere
I worked with someone in the Navy with the last name of Swallow. She was Seaman Swallow; she had pretty tough skin and had heard every nasty joke in the book involving her name, so she was pretty cool about it. I also knew a Seaman Squirt and a Petty Officer Gaylord.
There was a Major who had the last name Fagg 😂
only in the navy(I guess the marines as well, and probably the army, air force, coast guard and space force while we are at it)
😆😆🤣🤣🤣😆🤣😂😂This episode was a dam Nguyen!! You guys killed it.
Seriously tho kevin is a star!
They should Nguyen an award
Lol that line was a straight nguyen! 😂
Kevin Nguyen!
I was just waiting for him to snap on that Private. "Just get down in Push, Private!!!!"
Can't do that anymore lol these Privates run the military
@@distinguishedallureproduct879 you must've not been in the military any time recently. They don't give a shit and that's how it should be
@@distinguishedallureproduct879 I know. This damn snowflake generation!
We had a guy named, "Secondanarymovitch," from NYC and he was straight nasty bumm gangster. He was always in trouble, threatened the D.I.'s continuously and got away with everything. When we thought that he was gone, he would reappear to make a giant mess. He graduated Military Police school, 95B, and went somewhere that I was happy to be far away from.
Because they kept getting his name wrong 🤣😅
Of coasre it's the gangster bumms who become police.
If AngryCops was in this episode, this would’ve been resolved in 12 seconds flat
As a Army Drill Sergeant this is so funny to me 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I love that they are in “The Army”
Omg I didn’t even notice till I saw this haha
Oh the memories. Having a Cajun last name, going to basic training in Missouri. NOBODY could pronounce it.
Good luck to you.
why wouldn't they be able to pronounce it? Missouri HAS Cajun (Acadian French) people? During the exile, a lot of Nova Scotian French people ended up in Missouri along the Mississippi. (I am Cajun from south Louisiana)
I feel ya there
You were at fort Lost in the woods
Same here from Louisiana it took a bit for my drill sergeants to say it correctly. I ended up just not caring how they said it.
I feel your pain. As a State Trooper a few years ago I had to run a License that belonged to a individual named Long Phuk Dong......Yeah that is the truth!!!!
💀😂😂😂😂
Next time ask him to prove his identify. hahahaha
DS Fubar's instant and automatic "What did I do?" is so on point 🤣🤣
Damn PVT really stayed in character. Good job. AAM right there.
promote ahead of peers
The way he said "hate crime" 😂
5:31 I noticed at this point that the US ARMY tapes say “the army “ 😂
During war :
"Ayy F*CKfays get the tank ready!!!"
I love that the best take he took on his name still almost broke him
Honestly, if you told me this is how Privates actually behaved nowadays, I would 100% believe you, no questions asked.
Nah we’d get FUCKED up
Private behaved like they in high school drama no joke 🤦♀️
@Kurai Tsuki makes sense, most are straight out of high school
the fact, that this shit kept me entertained while eating two bowls of cornflakes shows how talented these guys are.
Would a senior NCO get away with talking to a 1st Sergeant like that? 🤣
Depends on how well they know each other I guess. I was really good friends with my previous commander because we were PLs together but I learned to balance being professional when necessary. Still keep in touch today. My old 1SG was best friends with my PSG because they worked together in civilian job and they always were messing with each other. Speaking from the reserves side though I have no idea how that'd fly on AD 😂.
Yeah
Not in the old days. Now they are being spoon fed sunshine.
@@jawadb9769 Good, so the present day combat vets are pussy is what you are saying? Correct?
@@jawadb9769 What are the old days? I was an E-4 in the 90's and my O-3 and I were on a first name basis and would shit around because I was an E-4 in a specific skill set and older and we got along. When we had shit to do....he was the boss. End of question. Outside of that....shenanigan's. We are still friends today.
Private: My name is Private Phhh… DS: Phhirst Class 😂😂🤣🤣
When I was a DS I had a private who corrected me on the pronunciation of his name. I kindly asked him to pronounce it once more for me so that I could get it right. He did. MF'er had balls. I smoked the entire platoon for not following instructions (Answer "Present" when I call your name). I also called him Smith for the next 15 weeks.
So what I’m hearing is if a DS asks you to pronounce your name for them, don’t do it?
@@sofzhuk1188 Not really. They may actually want to get it right. What you don't want to do is to correct them.
@@sofzhuk1188 The DS is going to find any reason to bust your balls, especially the first few weeks since the purpose of those first few weeks is to weed out the quitters and break you down to a uniform baseline so that they can build you back up in the later weeks how the army wants you.
@@Drummarforhire I finished basic and AIT and drill sergeants had no balls to ever pronounce my name 💀 they just called me “Z”. I was also called alphabet :)
@@buffalosoldier19d42Sounds like you were a shitty DS if you couldn't correct your mistakes
Drill sergeants never mispronounce your name, you do.
When I was at Ft Benning there was a guy in my platoon who's last name was Fooken. Needless to say. The SDS and DS loved messing with him. Fuck was forever replaced with Fook.. are you Fooken serious. Also had a dude nicknamed crypt keeper, skinny boney,and looked dead.. good times...
Fooken is how the Irish say fuck
Like when Conor McGregor says "fooken white"
So whether you say Fook or Fuck it's the same thing
Duuuuuuuuuude… I didn’t know that The Office had a military branch!
Man I was willing to bet Brennan would break character, that was incredible.
My Drills called me old man. Still in my 20s and they said I looked like I was 50.
Would love of him to do this to a marine drill instructor. 🤣
“Get away from me Phukfays!” Would most likely be the response
this is hands down one of the best pieces of work you've ever done. Fucking BRAVO!!!
So… I once gave a kid the name A-12 because he had twelve letters in his name and they were basically a lot of vowels… and it sounded super aggressive when you said it right. A-12 was easier. Lol stuck with him until I left that command 3 years later. I later learned he still was stuck with it 😂 yeah- I’m proud as sh*t- like a I birthed the perfect nickname for someone.
Always love the bloopers at the end!
Holy shit, I haven't laughed this hard in a while.
Even in the takes you KEPT you guys were still about to lose it.
Listen here private, there is a reason your name isn't the tape over your heart, It's secondary. You joined "The Army" and is what is important and close to your heart now.
I had a guy in my AIT who's last name was Forcum... Imagine all the drill sergeant jokes and cadre chuckles we had. Poor dude. He had a good humor about it tho.
He said his favorite thing to do was stand next to a dude named Dickes.
“Don’t talk with your fuckin hands.”
Yesssss
I can't help but burst out laughing everytime that I watch their videos! Hilarious!
The bloopers 😂🤣👏😊❤️🥺love their laughter it’s contagious
A recruit like this would have never survived Marine Bootcamp🪦🙈 🤣
Everyone could barely hold their composure LMAO
When I was in AIT everyone would muster up after class was over and they would call out the names of people who had screwed up and give them extra duty. Well, there was this girl who had the same last name as mine, and she was always screwing up, so they'd say "Ivey," and someone would say, "Which one?" Then some Sgt. would yell back, "Both of them."
I really hated that girl.
That happened in my unit. Both of us were females and she came to work with blue contacts. I got my a$$ handed to me by wearing colored contacts. I just stood there lost and confused until it dawned on me. Took the whole chewing then explained that there was 2 of us with the same name and rank.
I lost it when he pronounced it😂
Lmfao.... I was "Alphabet"
Ha haa.. I knew an “Alphabet” too!!
I love how he is barely able to keep a straight face. And it reminds me of a drill sergeant Qu'hg'ng. Yeah that was a LOT of push ups till we learned how we learned how to pronounce it. Ahh good times... I can still pronounce that name.
I need more of these! This is my therapy! Keep it coming 🤣🤣🤣👌👏👍
I love the outtakes...
Is this racist?
Well, who cares. Rarely laughed so hard for over a decade. Thanks, Phukfays!
My divisions RDCs had a field day with everyones names. We had two twins in the same div, along with a Seaman Recruit Swallows (as in the bird), and a Seaman Recruit Cummins (as in the engine).
Absolutely hilarious. Love this 😂😂😂😂
I love this... I absolutely love this.... I've always wondered how Drill Seargents kept from just breaking out laughing .
The pause followed by listen warrior. Fucking lost it.
LOLOLOLOLOL 💀 I tried pronouncing it myself early in the video it took me a while but once I got it 😂😂😂
OMG!! Love it!! "We thought about changing it " Holy crap!!!
I died when he started saying he thought of Japanese and Vietnamese lmao. Fortunately, my name is just an adjective.
I feel that. But what's funny is they knew how to pronounce my last name Kozlowski. The thing about the Army is that Drill Sgts wanna go beyond your feelings and train you to be warriors. Everyday I hear "Kawasaki! What the fuck!" Or "Hey Fuck Face/Fuck nuts!" Didnt even bother me😂😂😂
This just made my day 😂😂
Please don’t cry, you going to make me cry 😢 😂😂😂
I’m not laughing, you’re laughing😂😂
Went to high school with a girl whose last name was 'Laycock'
Had a female Doctor with the same name. Was her first name Lori?
@@dk2614 well this is bizarre, same initials, same chick with last name, wtf. but i digress, Cindy.
@@drewk7557 Lol!
I want more Phukfays!
I was in my tears. This video is a golden standard
How in the world you guys keep a straight face...🤣🤣🤣
This brought back fond memories of when I was on a summer course as an Air Cadet (Think a mix of JROTC & CAP for my American friends) and I had a full colonel butcher my last name while calling me up for an award. The last half of my name is pronounced SHEED (different spelling.) He pronounced it SHIT. I had to correct him for it, and laughs were had by all. He did personally apologize to me though, since his last name was hard to pronounce, too.
In basic we had a female called Treblecock.
The DS called her 'Airtight'😏
Marine DIs are probably screaming at their screens.
Another AWESOME one!!!
I was called "Noo-gen" on purpose because they didn't want others confusing "Nguyen" with "when" lol. and because I was chunking I was also 'panda'
Warrior,Hero,Soldier,Privat 😂😂😂
Ive never loved a video so damn much!!!
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 very well done, thanks for laughs.
God help me can't stop laughing 😆
Omg 🤣🤣🤣🤣
How many takes did this take? I can see everyone trying hard to keep their composure throughout this whole thing🤣🤣
Starts eating so he doesn't have to talk, cracked me up!!
One of your best!
My DS called me Vertigo because they said so😂
I cant pronounce your name so your now 'new name'🤣🤣
A soldier with a careless uniform asks people about respect, really ^^! It can be better with perfect details, thanks you guys bout this :)
The videos are funny I love them but the bloopers at the end are the best 😆😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
"I would like to report a hate crime"...just love how his voice quivers😂
If this conversation ever happened in the Army we are in tremendous trouble.
Phuking brilliant 🤣😂🤣😂🤣
I laugh so hard
I'm inside the train yalls 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I love how the entire video all the drill sergeants are always on the verge of cracking up
This shit was so funny 🤣
my drill sergeants never said my last name correctly. not one god damn time. and frankly i was too scared to say otherwise lmao
Lmfaooo I love these guys. I remember the skit with the “Fuck Face”
most replayed: "Lubricate those lips" roflmao