Female Gunnery Sergeant Preys on Boot Drops | VET Tv

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  • @VETTvchannel
    @VETTvchannel  2 ปีที่แล้ว +199

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  • @bingbong2257
    @bingbong2257 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2961

    wow gotta give it to her she's remarkably respectful of their relationship boundaries

    • @mr.pissedoff1903
      @mr.pissedoff1903 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      She’s a barracks bunny, not a home wrecker 💀

    • @1BeGe
      @1BeGe ปีที่แล้ว +90

      Ya know, that's a wonderful takeaway. Really seeing the positive. Love it.

    • @mithicash1444
      @mithicash1444 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Of coarse, you can get ninja punched for adultery regardless if you are the married one or if you are sleeping with a married one.

    • @mikex5984
      @mikex5984 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@mithicash1444 that’s somewhat reassuring 😂

    • @BryonLetterman
      @BryonLetterman ปีที่แล้ว +13

      that's a very rare trait for a senior NCO

  • @bladenrexroth2555
    @bladenrexroth2555 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1658

    Gunny was starving to be bent over that desk in an open door policy

    • @yoellopez82
      @yoellopez82 2 ปีที่แล้ว +148

      Poor gunny needs a release.

    • @paulmood308
      @paulmood308 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Broke down shotgun style and have that bore punched.

    • @ethanbowman4748
      @ethanbowman4748 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@paulmood308 yooo, what the fuck.

    • @typicalperson6389
      @typicalperson6389 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      She wanted a special type of oil ;))

    • @djbala6757
      @djbala6757 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lollllll

  • @the_real_bin_chicken
    @the_real_bin_chicken 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1290

    love how shes swiping on her phone as if she's on tinder while shes waiting for the next one to walk in. hahaha

  • @youraveragegamerbro6302
    @youraveragegamerbro6302 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4286

    "actually gunny i'm gay" holy shit I almost died from lack of oxygen

    • @since1876
      @since1876 2 ปีที่แล้ว +239

      The way she tries to cop a feel was what killed me 😂

    • @billybilly1284
      @billybilly1284 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Literally nothing funny. Get a life

    • @youraveragegamerbro6302
      @youraveragegamerbro6302 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@billybilly1284 This channel is for people who need a way to get humor people like YOU do not indulge in. So why are you here?

    • @morspope
      @morspope 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      i knew it was coming and i still cracked up

    • @simpsonservices6463
      @simpsonservices6463 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      same here, that was funny and dark

  • @camerongunn7906
    @camerongunn7906 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2020

    I can tell you that while I was in, being a happily married man that refused to cheat on his wife, brought out ALL the swamp donkeys. There's no greater turn-on to a woman than unavailability.

    • @eye4aneye760
      @eye4aneye760 2 ปีที่แล้ว +217

      Lmaooo swamp donkeys. That’s a good one 😂😂

    • @hellish512
      @hellish512 2 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      is that the term for a reverse jody or something lmao

    • @tiadaniels3356
      @tiadaniels3356 2 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      It’s sad how true that is. It’s the same for men too. Being Married has only made the chasers worse.

    • @TheCobraOnline
      @TheCobraOnline 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Gonna use this when I go
      Thank you my brother

    • @jjlatinopedia
      @jjlatinopedia 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Swamp-donkeys. I'm adding that to my vocabulary. Btw, USARMY here.

  • @chevalierjd
    @chevalierjd 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2351

    I know this confusion. I went to pistol quals as a Corporal with a female Gunny and SSgt as my target mates. The Gunny looked just like the blonde female werewolf from The Howling 2 movie. She was freaking hot and smoked and joked like no other WM I'd ever met. We ended up becoming PT buddies. Let's just say that she was a very, very, very confident older woman (and SNCO) who knew what she liked.

    • @tylerlane4587
      @tylerlane4587 2 ปีที่แล้ว +187

      You deserve a medal my good sir!

    • @ZERO_0594
      @ZERO_0594 2 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      You lucky dude

    • @Sniperkiller051
      @Sniperkiller051 2 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      This man deserves the highest medal 🏅

    • @tylerlane4587
      @tylerlane4587 2 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      @@Sniperkiller051 Medal of Honor 👍🏻😂

    • @lvtuckerrvb
      @lvtuckerrvb 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      fucking sigma male here

  • @kevinverduci7600
    @kevinverduci7600 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1278

    Gunny deserves a golden globes

    • @TheUnseenSoldier
      @TheUnseenSoldier 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      I f-ing died when the last private told her he was gay and she started crying, I’m pretty sure my neighbors even heard me

    • @elcondepatula
      @elcondepatula 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      She already has them…under that top…

    • @B.V.Luminous
      @B.V.Luminous ปีที่แล้ว

      Golden probes.

    • @MrGlock509
      @MrGlock509 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      A pearl necklace?

    • @mengo0456
      @mengo0456 ปีที่แล้ว

      a pair?

  • @jillvalentinefan77
    @jillvalentinefan77 2 ปีที่แล้ว +585

    I don't remember this being included in the benefits list lol

  • @rama347
    @rama347 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1592

    Gunny kills me. She just so predatory. I love it.

    • @pinchespiderman
      @pinchespiderman 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Grrrrrr!

    • @chris-dd6uq
      @chris-dd6uq 2 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      She sold that shit. Her eyes said it all.

    • @ScottAndScarlettsDarkHumor
      @ScottAndScarlettsDarkHumor 2 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      Shit, I love women that don't mind being predatory. They get it, ditch the bs and come at what you want.

    • @lilnotmaster6094
      @lilnotmaster6094 2 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      @@ScottAndScarlettsDarkHumor reverse those roles and its gonna be a problem

    • @col.strayga1389
      @col.strayga1389 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      That's so disgusting!
      I love it! ❤️

  • @Dark_Jester89
    @Dark_Jester89 2 ปีที่แล้ว +998

    At least she got consistent in asking about relationships before she got up from the seat.

    • @robertstrada2456
      @robertstrada2456 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Exactly

    • @TraumaNaked
      @TraumaNaked 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      We're sorta stupid but we figure things out eventually 🤣

    • @christopherwood2796
      @christopherwood2796 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Right? By guy number three she asked about relationships out the gate.

    • @Bla_bla_blablatron
      @Bla_bla_blablatron 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      🤮

  • @Kokopilau77
    @Kokopilau77 ปีที่แล้ว +317

    Poor Johnson. She just wants to be left alone to do whatever she’s doing on her computer and the boys keep bugging her.

    • @stephen9958
      @stephen9958 ปีที่แล้ว

      I know they wanted to bang her and she was fuck no get out 😅

    • @LaJuera25
      @LaJuera25 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It do be like that for females. A lot of guys want you to help them cheat. Or if you put up boundaries they terrorize you. Some just want a female perspective though.

    • @jonathanbaker4361
      @jonathanbaker4361 29 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      I guess if she was open about being gay it would have been less of an issue

    • @bermanmo6237
      @bermanmo6237 15 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@jonathanbaker4361 Maybe she does not want her co workers to know she is gay. It is the same thing in a civilian workplace.

    • @etheu9sby292
      @etheu9sby292 14 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@bermanmo6237it's the Marines most of the women who join are lesbians

  • @GhostofSash1m1
    @GhostofSash1m1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +827

    I was inprocessed by a female NCO at my first unit too. Loved it!

    • @kaeyoss4103
      @kaeyoss4103 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      i bet you did lmao XD

    • @rusty7984
      @rusty7984 2 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      I gor yoked up by the E 4 mafia my first week in

    • @pee_pee_hardware4576
      @pee_pee_hardware4576 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yoo same 😂

    • @carlinbrumback8931
      @carlinbrumback8931 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@rusty7984 What did they do Thomas???

    • @eemelirantala
      @eemelirantala 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@carlinbrumback8931 yes Thomas, what did they do?

  • @lokiokvltys4667
    @lokiokvltys4667 2 ปีที่แล้ว +127

    “Actually gunny I’m gay” 😂😂

  • @cesarlinares6156
    @cesarlinares6156 2 ปีที่แล้ว +411

    Bruh poor Johnson 😂I feel so bad for her

    • @jamesjones6546
      @jamesjones6546 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      When she first said why, why Marine corps?

    • @trev9168
      @trev9168 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      It’s like they were coming in for interviews

  • @jodisancho3807
    @jodisancho3807 2 ปีที่แล้ว +858

    I needed this Gunnery Sgt while I was in. But there wasn't any infantry wookies while I was in. 😔

    • @rileyfreeman7122
      @rileyfreeman7122 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      I’ve never heard them be called Wookies before but I am just going to assume you mean... warrant officers

    • @jodisancho3807
      @jodisancho3807 2 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      @@rileyfreeman7122 no brother female Marines formerly known as WMs. We still called them WMs while I was in from 96-04 but many of them complained that it was sexist so the term wookie cane about. OoRah! 🇺🇲✌️

    • @dylanrutan100
      @dylanrutan100 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@jodisancho3807 yeah stop referring to the Wookies as WMs it’s insensitive 😂😂😂

    • @jodisancho3807
      @jodisancho3807 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@dylanrutan100 hahahahaha that cadence running song comes to mind, " they say in the Marine Corp the girls are mighty fine, they look like Phyllis Diller and walk like Frankenstein! UA I wanna go! But they won't let me go!" 🎶 🎵 🎶

    • @tylerlane4587
      @tylerlane4587 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@jodisancho3807 an if they forget to shave it’s Bush Wookiee’s 😂👍🏻

  • @sdmiii1102
    @sdmiii1102 2 ปีที่แล้ว +146

    “Is it Gunny or Gunnery Sergeant.”
    We all met at least one.

    • @tnwhiskey68
      @tnwhiskey68 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      After Active Duty, I joined the Army National Guard and we had a prior Marine E6 who constantly made his guys call him Staff Sergeant. In the Army, E5-E8 is just called Sergeant (except a 1SG). I was an E5 at the time so I purposely called him Sergeant in front of everyone just to piss him off. What a dbag!

  • @fitz4459
    @fitz4459 2 ปีที่แล้ว +347

    Once at a barracks party a wook showed up and all 18 guys were trying to get with her lol

    • @tylerlane4587
      @tylerlane4587 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      👍🏻🤣

    • @Covey7342
      @Covey7342 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Cool story bro

    • @Saanonymous80
      @Saanonymous80 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Pics or it didn't happen

    • @clementmutabazi6493
      @clementmutabazi6493 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      thats every single barracks party in the barracks since the marines started killing badies

    • @FrauWilhelmKlink
      @FrauWilhelmKlink ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What's a wook?

  • @DieselDoktor
    @DieselDoktor 2 ปีที่แล้ว +163

    The icon of Mattis in the office just made me smile. Just one of those nice little details. Rah.

  • @fmpairsoft9039
    @fmpairsoft9039 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Swiping on Tinder in between boots is a subtle but hilarious touch

  • @xnickox55
    @xnickox55 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1618

    I would have joined the military in a heartbeat had I known this type of scenario was even a remote possibility. Me and this particular gunny would have gotten along swimmingly.

    • @Art_Vandalay97
      @Art_Vandalay97 2 ปีที่แล้ว +465

      Thank you for your service for almost joining

    • @xnickox55
      @xnickox55 2 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      @@Art_Vandalay97 I mean I wouldn't even say "almost" I would say whatever the odds r of this type of scenario happening would be about the same odds of me joining.

    • @kameronmorgan4632
      @kameronmorgan4632 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@xnickox55 hahahahahahaha

    • @theronbassett5505
      @theronbassett5505 2 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      These situations are extremely rare.

    • @xnickox55
      @xnickox55 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      @@theronbassett5505 but ur keeping the dream alive saying that it does happen..

  • @weaver5649
    @weaver5649 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2590

    I would sign for 6 years if I could be with this Gunny
    Thanks for the likes.
    I am Lcpl of the marine corps and wanna get out of here asap🙄
    I hope this is gonna be a good life advice to y'all if you thinking about to sign up

    • @jordanfrancisco27
      @jordanfrancisco27 2 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      Count me in. And I'm a civvie my man.

    • @posiden1017
      @posiden1017 2 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      Roll the dice and you might get lucky, just lower your standards

    • @seanassociateproductions1691
      @seanassociateproductions1691 2 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      Ffs man don’t let the retention NCOs hear you say that

    • @derekstaroba
      @derekstaroba 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      How do u watch this for six years and it just came out this is seriously the greatest sitcom ever and im not even in the military

    • @derekstaroba
      @derekstaroba 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Bf white markwhalberg is trying to hit on the latina

  • @rab46290
    @rab46290 2 ปีที่แล้ว +603

    "My mother was a liberian."
    Tell me I'm not the only one who caught that 😆

    • @flex0ffender
      @flex0ffender 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I don’t get it

    • @EtherFox
      @EtherFox 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@flex0ffender Maybe he thinks bring mixed race black means you have to be dark skinned.

    • @rab46290
      @rab46290 2 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      @@flex0ffender her job is actually pronounced Librarian. For having an intellectual for a parent, he couldn't even pronounce her job correctly.

    • @Tomofdahook17
      @Tomofdahook17 2 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      @@rab46290 Yea and that’s actually how people
      from Philly and New York pronounce it. Especially Italians.

    • @steringp1434
      @steringp1434 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@rab46290 And he said that he was from Queens NY.....soooooo

  • @sgtclark0126
    @sgtclark0126 2 ปีที่แล้ว +189

    That is what I call desperation.

  • @subbywan1422
    @subbywan1422 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    Man, her optimism renewal with each new recruit is quite inspiring before she gets shot down *lol*

  • @Deadpan-pi9hl
    @Deadpan-pi9hl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +158

    "The word fuck boy should be synonymous with Marine" Lol
    Truer words have never been said

  • @peted2770
    @peted2770 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    When I was in Iraq I could hear the wedding rings hitting the floor. On the contractor side, we called it desert fever, and we were actually warned about it before being sent over.

    • @NA-nc5dg
      @NA-nc5dg 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Yup.
      Did an IRR tour and wedding rings were irrelevant.
      The married dudes were settling in with the privates.
      Didn't have the highest respect for them.

  • @Kabutoes
    @Kabutoes 2 ปีที่แล้ว +164

    She's so calm yet predatory, it's so jarring and uncomfortable

    • @jaybird0312
      @jaybird0312 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      For real. It's actually kind of hard to watch 🤣🤣🤣

    • @Tommy92gunner
      @Tommy92gunner หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@jaybird0312 Fair but, I got hard watching

  • @xxSgt_Aryes
    @xxSgt_Aryes 2 ปีที่แล้ว +490

    I’m a civilian and if this isn’t good propaganda to join idk what is….give me 8 years if I can have this gunny

    • @prdgmshft9107
      @prdgmshft9107 2 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      They should play this instead of Emma and her two moms lmao

    • @moore2077
      @moore2077 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@prdgmshft9107 That's literally targeted advertisement for LGTBQ people. There are plenty of "normal" branch advertisements out there.

    • @camerongunn7906
      @camerongunn7906 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It's a trap

    • @issstari954
      @issstari954 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@moore2077 Well not really it actually isnt a target group at all and lowers numbers and slippery slope is real sure theres normal ads for now but eventually they will push the bridge further also you got the acronym wrong

    • @moore2077
      @moore2077 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@issstari954 Yes it is a targeted group. Yes there are "normal" advertisements for the Army, Navy, Marines, and Air Force. You can spell "LGBTQ" in any way, it isn't a name, but a list. It's not a slippery slop for the DoD to push for inclusivity in the branches with various ads for different groups. It makes us stronger as a standing military because there are different and accepted backgrounds, thus differing experiences to bring to the table and so on.
      Edit: here is the US Army's latest "normal" or "general population" commercial: th-cam.com/video/4KPBUdRufOE/w-d-xo.html

  • @evanluu7545
    @evanluu7545 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    she's such a great woman. Doesn't want to be a homewrecker

    • @viridianacortes9642
      @viridianacortes9642 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Yeah. Character development. She used to be a cheater and a homer wrecked in earlier episodes. But then she lost some friends and really hurt an ex-lover, so she seems to have improved her ways.

  • @G.O.2020
    @G.O.2020 2 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    Felt like I was in a SHARP brief. I'm going to go ahead and mark SHARP off on my DTMS.

    • @Cobra-ky9bt
      @Cobra-ky9bt ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Prairiewolf45
      @Prairiewolf45 หลายเดือนก่อน

      For the win

  • @bentbake6758
    @bentbake6758 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    I lost it when the lieutenant came in and opened up to johnson

  • @selfmadegamer410
    @selfmadegamer410 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    Vet TV is legendary never felt like it went too far. It goes where it need a to and done with class. Always laughs

  • @paulgreen3030
    @paulgreen3030 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    When PFC Jobin came in, I kept thinking “He’s gonna be gay, he’s gonna be gay, he’s gonna be gay…” And then whenever he said, “Actually Gunny, I’m gay.” I CHEERED. Gotta love being right. She thought things were really gonna be going her way… and then she just starts crying 🤣🤣🤣

  • @justsaiyan8678
    @justsaiyan8678 2 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    “The cheapest ones end up being the ones you pay for”

  • @jessedukowitz6267
    @jessedukowitz6267 2 ปีที่แล้ว +336

    Holy fuck this would be a total mind fuck if anyone had to deal with something like this. I know I would have been in a lot more trouble lol 😂

    • @kenlandon6130
      @kenlandon6130 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Sadly it is what plenty of servicemembers have to deal with in real life.

  • @natilyfe
    @natilyfe ปีที่แล้ว +24

    IRL she would have made his life miserable for saying "good morning ma'am" lol

  • @franka6680
    @franka6680 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

    One of the training LTs was surprisingly friendly and we kinda vibed. She told me she’d like to see in her office more often and I replied with I’ll make sure to get into trouble to swing by lol I never saw her ever again lol

  • @gatorcroc7212
    @gatorcroc7212 2 ปีที่แล้ว +174

    Generally it's the male gunnys I've never had a hawt female gunny do this 😆

    • @rusty7984
      @rusty7984 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      My boot camp company had a female chief drill instructor she was a gunnery sergeant and bomb af

    • @swingnamiss8130
      @swingnamiss8130 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@rusty7984 really? Fun IT I betv

    • @rusty7984
      @rusty7984 2 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      @@swingnamiss8130
      She had it out for one of the guys in my platoon and damn it was hilarious whenever she steeped on deck and looked for him specifically story time
      After our first class of MCMAP this guy ( for story reference just gonna call him Rusty ) called her a sir and she was like "do I look like a sir" and then Rusty said "no lady" and every drill instructor in the company surrounded him like a bunch of savage animals and ever since then everyone had it out for him

    • @swingnamiss8130
      @swingnamiss8130 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@rusty7984 that’s hilarious. I wonder if she had a certain feel for him 😂. That being said, I’m sure he was jacked after all that

    • @rusty7984
      @rusty7984 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@swingnamiss8130
      Well she did mess around with him a lot one time in the chow hall she dead ass said "i know im cute Rusty that doesn't mean you can look at me" sadly this story has a sad ending as he ended up getting dropped up north because he kept giving attitude to the drill instructors and supposedly according to rumor he is now admin stepped after MCT

  • @citizenpunx
    @citizenpunx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +161

    I had a female DI get in trouble because one of my squad mates was apparently the heir to “HoneyWell” and she couldn’t help herself

    • @loganhuckabey5913
      @loganhuckabey5913 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      LMAOOO

    • @crose1466
      @crose1466 ปีที่แล้ว

      What is HoneyWell?

    • @citizenpunx
      @citizenpunx ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@crose1466 it’s a massive international tech/defense company

    • @crose1466
      @crose1466 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@citizenpunx huh

    • @codename8418
      @codename8418 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Tight! Quarterdeck. Ready? Move!
      Zero! HoneyWell. Ready? Move!

  • @edgardoacosta591
    @edgardoacosta591 2 ปีที่แล้ว +424

    As soon as she said gunny or gunnery sergeant a red flag was raised. The marines might be the strictest of rank but also in tradition. What puts you above a title (gunny) that the greatest marines in history proudly went by. I think the fact that there are really only two enlisted ranks that rate using a nickname in official settings actually elevates those ranks.

    • @crispybrofu4888
      @crispybrofu4888 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Master Gunz sounds the coolest

    • @jtbeatty2224
      @jtbeatty2224 2 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      I never understood why they would insist on being called “Gunnery Sergeant.” GySgt Basilone went by Gunny, and no one gets to take themselves more seriously than John Basilone

    • @TheOpethOfMastodon
      @TheOpethOfMastodon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Army's equivalent is Sergeant First Class/ "smoke".

    • @TheGominabear
      @TheGominabear 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      You also call a Master Sergeant, “Top”

    • @GoldPicard
      @GoldPicard ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@TheGominabear First Sergeants are called "Top" not Master Sergeants even though their both E-8's.

  • @TheSirStrazzen
    @TheSirStrazzen ปีที่แล้ว +161

    I had something similar in the USAF with a O-3 who was my XO and me being a lowly E-4 SRA. She preyed on Guys who were not the Top Tier Tom Cruise/Brat Pitt look , but more down to earth lads who were more 'Vulnerable' . She knew her targets & landscape very, very well. I was short when she tried to press into me so I just ducked my head , got my Honorable Discharge and never looked back.

    • @bobbyologun1517
      @bobbyologun1517 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      a predator

    • @actualteddybear891
      @actualteddybear891 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Damn. That's a tough position to be in. Glad ya made it out ok boss.

    • @coyoteblue9733
      @coyoteblue9733 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Had a married First Sergeant with 18 years in who got caught shagging a couple of female E2s who worked in the orderly room.
      Dishonorable Discharge (bye bye retirement) Forfeiture of all pay and allowances, reduction in rank to lowest enlisted rank , Confinement in the Post Stockade.
      His wife dumped him.
      All for a piece of ass

    • @ivans3483
      @ivans3483 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@coyoteblue9733idk if this is common or stereotyped often but I swear almost all of the orderly rooms is mostly females.

    • @williamallen7836
      @williamallen7836 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ​@@coyoteblue9733 That's thing all these guys saying they would go for it don't understand. That short term satisfaction can leave you with long term regret, even if you use a condom. The consequences of your actions can have long lasting effects. Using your head to think with is important in such situations.

  • @jakecarvalho8762
    @jakecarvalho8762 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    When she started crying after the “Im gay” I lost it😂

  • @aprilgeneric8027
    @aprilgeneric8027 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    omfg i am just rolling, so glad to be outside the fire for once.

  • @desertlizard4723
    @desertlizard4723 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Hahaha, I have never been in the military, a stroke stopped that dream for me when I was 10, but this was fucking great.

  • @chillios2222
    @chillios2222 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    hillarious she just breaks down and needs a hug

  • @gmadman7
    @gmadman7 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    That’s how you spell down bad 🤣🤣

  • @stevenrivas7620
    @stevenrivas7620 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    no step on snake had me dead, some kid has that patch lol

  • @Rogueplayz-co1zg
    @Rogueplayz-co1zg 2 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    She cute but like, I hope I don't have to deal with someone like her... she scary.

    • @IffyEdem
      @IffyEdem 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I’m fine with any decent looking SNCO. I’m going in as an E2, so I legit will be fresh meat 👁👄👁

    • @Rogueplayz-co1zg
      @Rogueplayz-co1zg 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@IffyEdem Hehe careful brother, I'm actually shipping out to MCBT rn

    • @camerongunn7906
      @camerongunn7906 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Best advice any young man going into the military could receive. Don't mess with military women! Just don't.

    • @worlore1651
      @worlore1651 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@camerongunn7906 i cant resist

    • @maj.romuloortiz7832
      @maj.romuloortiz7832 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@worlore1651 Same here something about a woman who can kick-ass is just attractive to me

  • @cmorr72
    @cmorr72 2 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    i love your writers. keep up the good work.

  • @A54729
    @A54729 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    I had a Chief like this in the Navy. Mean to everyone except a couple guys who worked under her that she was trying to bang. Retribution was real.

  • @leoamaya1818
    @leoamaya1818 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    “Get out!!!…. Next!!” 😩🤣 ( Thank you for making me laugh. That’s what it’s all about )

  • @duquedeniseemille6555
    @duquedeniseemille6555 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Hey it's amazing to see Kristen here. Glad to see her on Content Machine and it's great to see her here too.

  • @PracticalKen
    @PracticalKen 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Oh my gosh! This is hilarious! Keep up the great work! :)

  • @spasplash156
    @spasplash156 2 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    This is so realistic

  • @pinchespiderman
    @pinchespiderman 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    "You don't have a problem with this do you?"
    "Ahem. It would make it more exciting if I pretended I had a problem, wouldn't it, Hunnery Sergeant?"

  • @AcertifiedBAMF
    @AcertifiedBAMF ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I had this gunny from Louisiana and she had this sweet southern drawl and one time she showed up to the pft in pig tails and man oh man was young impressionable me in love

  • @moneybags7064
    @moneybags7064 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Who remembers the admin female Corporal of SOI west coast in 08-09??

  • @mattpavey3062
    @mattpavey3062 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    They need a mos for this

  • @IffyEdem
    @IffyEdem 2 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    I’m trying to get preyed on once I finish Airforce basic training 😂😂

    • @Dandan-vf9kr
      @Dandan-vf9kr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      How tf you got your phone at basic?

    • @josephchavez1489
      @josephchavez1489 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@Dandan-vf9kr They let you have it at army basic as well

    • @cptgrape
      @cptgrape 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Smdhmdh

    • @AbsurdJosh
      @AbsurdJosh 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      You dont get it unless you already graduated and they dont got a school spot left and you're in limbo at lackland. Even then its only during the duty day. You get 1 phone call every 2 weeks though usually during.

    • @chris-dd6uq
      @chris-dd6uq 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@josephchavez1489 That's Weak!

  • @foxtroteightzero3079
    @foxtroteightzero3079 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Gold👍👍 I'd love to march into this unit😍

  • @DocM.
    @DocM. ปีที่แล้ว +5

    OMFG Rachel Alig I have never laughed so fucking hard, you are hilarious 😂❤️
    "Report to your squad leader right God damn now." LOL The ass grab 🤣

  • @danielrobertson2154
    @danielrobertson2154 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    LOL love the finishing touch of Johnson getting a date with Gunny hahaha

  • @ANewAmerica
    @ANewAmerica 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    This is how you make a recruiting video!

  • @williammcclanahan1792
    @williammcclanahan1792 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    My 1st sgt wasn’t quite this outgoing but she thought it was cute I called her Ma’am . She liked I was a Kentucky boy, she was from a ranch in Kentucky.

  • @quitequiet5281
    @quitequiet5281 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    MEPS in Chicago was such a warm conversation...
    it was December 1988 and I still remember her so clearly...
    She was so awesome and beautiful...
    LOL... did not have that experience again...

  • @Nasty_J
    @Nasty_J 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Lol the gunny killed me! Is she an actual actress? I mean they all are actors but she killed it!

  • @paleamigo8575
    @paleamigo8575 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This is awesome! That poor Gunnery Sargent.🤣👍

  • @FightingFal
    @FightingFal 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    The way she just gives up and starts crying when the last boot says he's gay is just hilarious.

  • @getmeoutofsanfrancisco9917
    @getmeoutofsanfrancisco9917 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Lmfao this is too good
    The fact she is this convincing is just hilarious

  • @LostPrinceofAll
    @LostPrinceofAll 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    If they got female sgt like that I would joined today

  • @SurtierWood
    @SurtierWood 2 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    I feel so bad for gunny all she wanted was a hormone sandwich

  • @nicholaslamb1262
    @nicholaslamb1262 2 ปีที่แล้ว +431

    Very accurate on what women do and have power over men and can just pick and chose what they want

    • @Quickness_Fitness
      @Quickness_Fitness 2 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Yeah but think how creepy and uncomfortable it can be tho

    • @ayron419
      @ayron419 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I like how you're saying this as though this is reality

    • @Xavieus
      @Xavieus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@ayron419 it is lmao

    • @ayron419
      @ayron419 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Xavieus they don't have some wild power. Men choose to be dictated by women in whatever neckbeard incel scenario you're thinking of.

    • @canwetalk-
      @canwetalk- 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ayron419 it is for anybody in power. It's the nature of the beast. Ibe known cheifs and and the like both male and female to do it. Had a female MAC fucking her second class and getting him promoted to first, had a DCC Her a junior sailor pregnant, she got out, then they immediately posted their wedding pics 😂. Yes, it happens FOR SURE

  • @walter7199
    @walter7199 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    I just feel sorry for the second girl, she reminds me of all the girls I was friends with in college that followed the straight and narrow.

  • @patton303
    @patton303 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I don’t know what I’m watching bc I just stumbled onto it, but Gunny bursting into tears after he said he was gay gave a hearty laugh. Thanks.

    • @curtiskretzer8898
      @curtiskretzer8898 ปีที่แล้ว

      The drifting right hand trying for the cheek grab

  • @omni-man9527
    @omni-man9527 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "Actually Gunny I'm Gay" I pissed myself laughing

  • @STHood
    @STHood 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Saint Mattis on the wall kills me LMAO

  • @lucion511
    @lucion511 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    God I love these videos. So funny.

  • @Chill-mm4pn
    @Chill-mm4pn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    What I like is how VetTv will start off with something comical but then they throw in real scenarios and issues in between it all (dudes not respecting her rank while being creepy and shit. Lowkey like she was being in the beginning.)

    • @loganhuckabey5913
      @loganhuckabey5913 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cause that totally doesn't happen in other work places

    • @pepebeezon772
      @pepebeezon772 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@loganhuckabey5913did anyone say that?

    • @loganhuckabey5913
      @loganhuckabey5913 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@pepebeezon772 he edited it said something like only in the US or something.

  • @zachmelissas4842
    @zachmelissas4842 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    You guys deserve an Emmy this is funny as hell

  • @KlintDemetrio
    @KlintDemetrio 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

  • @user-yq3fz9ch5q
    @user-yq3fz9ch5q 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I'd let her harass me any way she wants. 🤣 18 years of child support 🤯

  • @Jobe-13
    @Jobe-13 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Ok that plot twist was hilarious

  • @AarmOZ84
    @AarmOZ84 ปีที่แล้ว

    The total lack of boundaries!!!!! 😆🤣😂

  • @Maa_aaV
    @Maa_aaV 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I’m wheezing at this

  • @kenibnanak5554
    @kenibnanak5554 2 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    It's pretty similar to a lot of the sexual harassment complaints we used to see in the Pentagon. Only the gender is reversed. Disturbing either way.

  • @rubenrodriguez3164
    @rubenrodriguez3164 ปีที่แล้ว

    Her weak "ok" killed me, I'm floored.

  • @sledgeandhishammer253
    @sledgeandhishammer253 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I think I might join the Marines 😂😂😂

  • @Dr_Larken
    @Dr_Larken 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    This skit was freaking outstanding!

  • @jorymills652
    @jorymills652 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The greatest video I've ever watched.

  • @SIXNINEONEFOUR
    @SIXNINEONEFOUR ปีที่แล้ว

    "You should just talk it out, like adults"
    🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂

  • @StormySky48
    @StormySky48 2 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    1:50 I get it so it's going to be one of those three guys go into Gunny's office office jokes.
    So next she'll be telling me the next one's going to be married because she wasn't specific and then third one's going to be gay because she's only focusing on the immediate versus asking all the right questions from the get-go

  • @billmontana6958
    @billmontana6958 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Can't believe I watched this whole video

  • @HildegardActual
    @HildegardActual ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I was *NOT* expecting that twist at the end.

  • @grumples1517
    @grumples1517 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The mattis poster on the wall is hilarious

  • @Johnny_Fox_Show
    @Johnny_Fox_Show 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Not even a vet and when he said "actually gunny im gay" i lost it lmfao. This has to be one of the best military comedy sketches i've seen lol

  • @ReveredDead
    @ReveredDead 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    She has a fucking portrait of General Mattis in her office. Fucking love it.

  • @x-rayactual4770
    @x-rayactual4770 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That St Mattis poster in the back killed me

  • @Bozo_Lord
    @Bozo_Lord 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    “actually gunny…i’m gay” LMFAOOOOOOO SHIT HAS ME ROLLING

  • @chandler8441
    @chandler8441 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    7th ESB?!? That’s my unit

    • @firebrandgaming9705
      @firebrandgaming9705 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Ryan Michael Just left the unit about a year ago. Had many kick names but the ones that stuck the most were "7th End of Service Battalion" and "7th NJP Battalion".