THINGS YOU WANT TO SAY DURING AN NCOER!
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 28 ม.ค. 2020
- I'm all about, say what's on your mind... unless it affects your NCOER...then it's just not worth it lmao
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“Enjoy pissin’ tonight, Asshole.”
Such a solid line.
its second meaning is what you say to your rear after eating an mre
I actually had an NCO do my NCOER and checked all needs improvement. 1sg was so pissed, he wrote my NCOER, fired my NCO and then put me in charge of our squad with my NCO falling in line next to me
That is funny. I had a Plt. Sgt. like that. he would say stupid shit like, "You wouldn't do that in COMBAT", me being fresh from Iraq with a nice shiney (ok blacked) CIB, raised my hand and stated actually Sgt. We did do that in Combat, maybe you missed the memo. He hated me, the CO and 1st assigned my Plt Ldr to run interference for me but would not transfer me out of the Platoon. They wanted to bag the Plt. Sgt. badly and hoped he would do something stupid towards me. He wrote me up 7 times for insubordination, each one unsubstantiated. Man I hated that prick.
also he was one of those I have an EIB that outways your CIB attitudes.
Alex I’ll take “things that didn’t happen” for $100
When in doubt, always take it to your first shirt.
You went from “all needs improvement” to being made a Squad Leader. Yeah you lying bro.
@@Blahblahblah69097 With my senior NCO's, they knew what I was capable of. Being combat arms, I not only knew my job, but my squad leaders job. My squad leader was one of those guys who was book smart, but lacked common sense. I told him from the start I wanted his job. He felt threatened because I was an E-5 and he was an E-6. It's not like I was an E4 taking an E6 job
Seriously every bit of this is true asf.
You can't give them excellent in all, Top would know your not doing your job, you think they don't see you BSing all day. They know who's who.
Starting to look like a serious channel with serious tips on how to do well in the military!
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Seriously. His content's gottenn alot better recently
Several soldiers in our platoon were "problematic". They ended up being the best soldiers, and they put their a** on the line for everyone. 🍺
I like how this captures the passive-aggressive nature of the modern bureaucratic military so perfectly.
If by modern, you mean since AT LEAST 1990, you're so right 🤣. They'll have people that look, work, and run worse than you RATING you🙄. Nothing like a disgusting fat body, I outran rating MY fitness and military appearance 🧐🤨. The same E 6 was called "a moron" by my E7 to my E5 ass. I got to eat all those "needs improvement (s)" after years of being a water walker.... really steamed my ass.😤.
Say that shit again just louder..
After dealing with OCS phase 3 bullshit for the last 15 days?! best since I’ve heard of in a month!
"Ha. I'm not signing that."
-Me
In accordance with regulations, and the fact that it is printed on the DA 2166-9-2 (NCOER form), all you are signing for is that the admin data (name, rank, social) is correct. You have no choice but to sign it. You can always fight it later!
@@jasonpenn5476 This. It's amazing how many people don't know that refusing to sign a NCOER, OER, or counseling means absolutely diddly shit.
Jason Penn actually, you are also verifying the counseling dates as well as something else I’m forgetting right now.....
If its inaccurate I refuse to sign and have seen it get EPRs removed from records....but it has to be good justification
let me just get this chant in then I'll be on my way
*PROFILE FOR LIIIIIIIIIFE*
Rolando Cameron @0:59
Rolando Cameron
I’ve had a permanent profile since 1998.....
Excuse the ignorance whats Profile
Was always jealous of the Black dudes who easily got profiles.
Sick Call Ranger!
E6 needs to wear the right color t-shirt. Needs improvement.
Louie Watson calls out stubble while sporting non reg moose stache....
LMFAO! I needed this one after yesterday's tear jerker! 😂🤣😂
Agreed. I bawled like a baby last night. Dammit
Those 4 dislikes have HPV and the clap
It's 31 now
Just like a regular std, it just keep spreading now are 35
People that max the min...
Conor Benefield they’re responsible for 10th Mt Div for getting the clap.
@@tomlee6263 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
my 1sgt would never let an ncoer that bad go forward without all the needs improvements documented with counseling statements
Alan Anjola
Your 1SG is smarter than the retard I have.....
Was just thinking that, where's the damn counseling statements for all the NI's
thats actually not true the unit is a crappy unit!!!
That NCOER wouldn't have gotten past the platoon sergeant, much less the 1SG
Love how these two soldiers support and respect each other. One team one fight!!!
Maybe revisit this with NCOER bullets you want to use but can't. .like recommend Soldier to lowest level of responsibility...or Soldier sets the example for incompetence and laziness for his peers...etc
You can use both of those.
Jorge Markin
Here are some comments from some of my NCOERs
Servicemember always accomplishes tasks, as long as he is supervised.
Servicemember fell out of company run before half mile mark.
Servicemember sold all TA50 to local pawn shops to pay for abortion for his underaged girlfriend.
Servicemember repeatedly counseled for recurring use of racial epithets.
Servicemember bribed grader for passing APFT score.
Servicemember mooned Base commander during family day festivities.
Servicemember under investigation for selling pork chops as halal lamb chops to interpreters.
Servicemember caught selling fake IDs to underaged students at nearby university.
Servicemember caught with underaged female in his room after hours.
Servicemember defecated in the grog bowl at Unit Holiday party.
Servicemember popped hot on urinalysis for koala tranquilizer.
SDO caught servicemember rubbing his genitalia on the battalion commander’s coffee mug.
Since accident in country, servicemember refers to first sergeant as “One Ball.”
Servicemember has a generally bad attitude and drags down unit morale.
This is the best style of video you have ever made. I love your content. Keep em coming!
If memory serves, on Block 41 of the Navy eval (E-1 - E-6) has a place where you can recommend the next school or billet for your sailors. One LT I knew would put in "Walmart greeter" or "crash test dummy" or "self loading baggage" to evals to see if the LCDR or CDR was reading them, or just rubber stamping them.
Lewis Silverman did you find out?
@@ReaperofValhalla Sorry for the delay. My immediate boss wasn't screening as well as he should have, so a few got through. Ultimately, no one got a ridiculous assignment on their evaluation!!
I had a Sgt put "jack daniels" on a blood type for some roster or another.
1st didn't see it but Sgt maj did lmao
I got extra duty for putting some ridiculous shit on an ORM sheet once. Funny part was I pretty much always did, but 1st Sgt decided to read them for once. Something something unprofessional conduct something something duty NCO every Saturday for a month.
It was a giggle.
"He cant even memorize the NCO creed".... sounds about like "leadership" caring about things that dont matter whatsoever.
Shane A So true! It’s amazing to me how different some leaders choose to evaluate others. Things that wouldn’t even cross my mind as being important are things that other NCOs seem to hold in the highest regard. I’m in the reserves and work a real job in the private sector, so meaningless bullshit is less important to me then general competence. But NCOs that were prior active duty for 10 years before being AGR and have never held a job outside the army look seem to only care about meaningless bullshit and don’t care at all about anything else.
@Graham lol
True when I was active duty AND true in the civilian world often...too often.
14 years in... never once had an ncoer filled out by my supervisor.. always had to do my own.
Same.
Did you prefer your own, or did you find it more stressful? I'd have worried about looking like I was pencil whipping it.
Watching this in the middle of my daily anxiety session. Always calms me down after laughing my ass off
Wow thanks sarge, this one is way better than the last one.
Thankyou, that's exactly how I carry the explanation for the clothes I wear to satisfy what I consider maintaining good foreign policy. PFT keeping up with a momback/STADT specialist with their inner Kipod flaring and eminating; good luck ... oye oye oye ...
Yuppers that is correct. STADT stands for Special Tools And Definitive Techniques facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=525867524422467&set=pob.100009976712254&type=3&theater
This is so clean. I love it
I don't know if I ever got so hyped over a video before
That was simple, sweet, and somehow satisfying.
Beautifully done. You clapped back with the clap!
Awesome video loved it!!!!
Wow, I didn't think this would sound so close to the feedback session you'd receive in the AF!
Don't worry SGT. I'm positive you are going to live up to my expectations this whole year.
In the Navy, they had us fill out your own eval and then “adjust” it from there. It’s funny having the eval you wrote read back to you as if you didn’t.
2:58 LMAO Loop hole😂
Laat video makes me cry this one made laugh thanks man!
I remember (After getting fully prep'd) sitting in front of the reup team. I had a critical/secret MOS and they were not going to let me move to another MOS or location. "I was Fried!" All I did was ask questions, none of them could they answer, and the Major started screaming.... 3 days later I was out, wearing civi's, and never looked back!
Awesome Vid!keep it up veteran bro. ARMY FA LIFE LOL, it was ok while it lasted
You two are awesome together
Reminds me of counseling days. I was always talking shit in my head while they just went on and on. They wanna say I’m useless but yet they never lifted a finger to help. But they sure could bolt when the days almost over.
"Fuckit I'll just say that I have PTSD"
Profile for life!
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Can't stop laughing.
Profile for LIFE!
Perfect video for a birthday. Bravo Zulu drew.
P4L gotta love the guys who play the system well.
Feeling every bit of this lol.
Well well well this guy just showed up.
Drew finna give us something funny after after the last video
That last one was rough.
@@carlhicksjr8401 ikr
I honestly thought he died and that video was made to tell us that
@@adrijansvensek6167 I thought they were gonna put a joke at the end but that's shit was sad
For real though why was the video that sad it looked like he died
Was glad he didn'r though cuz he funny
Oh man, been out 16 years and its still the same lol. All it takes is 1 jealous NCO to absolutely ruin your NCOER. "Oh so your a fast tracker are you? well I'm going to slow you down". Next. Then an overweight out of shape African American female E-5 comes in with no military bearing and a loose mouth goes in next and they damn near pin E-6 on her despite her having a permanent PT profile and failing out of BNOC.
lol
When we gonna talk about that out-of-regs stache, hmm?
Trivia: Hitler's stache is in reg.
Torrence Yarborough BOOM!lol
Staches never out of regs
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it's in accordance with HR 670-1. That's Hollywood Regulation 670-1 Wear and Appearance of Army Hollywood Uniform and Insignia. 💥👍😎
This is the kek I need
That was good. More plz
My blood pressure went up watching this lol
EXACTLY!!!! Hit this right on the head. My NCOER was pretty much the same way. But, with minor changes. Brand new PLT SGT to our unit sets sights on cherry pvt female and sees I'm her team leader and fill in SQD LDR. So his master plan is to get me out of the way and totally tanks my NCOER. I call bullsh!t and go straight to 1SG and show him that it says basically I should be a SPC. Long story short he sides with me and after I PCS, sh!tbird gets demoted to funeral detail and relieved of command.
So funny....made my day!
Shit how you make a super serious video then get me laughing all in one day
Your videos are a true reflection of what people want to say or do most times...... Am in 82nd and I would just be laughing in my head 😂😂😂....when I hear the other senior guys talk
Yo this is hilarious holy !!
y’all work well together 😂
My last NCOER was my first with my new platoon sergeant. The entire year he gave shit like it was his job. He treated me like a private, his mere presence walking into my general area gave me anxiety. NCOER time came around and I was dreading it. I ended up getting rated highly qualified
Some people just suck all the fun out of the room.
🤣 Drew you've done it again 🤣
Haha the stories I’ve heard shows how true this is
I like how the e6 got sweaty.
I was in a unit. In FT Bliss. I was with a unit that was the worst of all. From the capt all the way down. Not one soldier deployed not the capt not top not on nco. And the officers. Well they had more badges on that uniform and never deployed. I was there for 2 years. Sad thing was a lot of new Wilfredo out of basic just wanted to leave the ranks. I told the soldiers it’s not like this in other bases or units. But they said there will always be units like this.
Have you seen Carson and Polk
The Army of the 80's was chill, so long as you had your doo-doo in order. No deployments.
Profile for life. Classic
Every parent teacher interview
I retired (circa 2017) right as the new NCOER came out. Couldn’t believe they were pitting NCO’s directly against each other. Bad precedent.
Simply AWESOME....
Keep up the videos
My lips are straight. But behind them. I am killing myself laughing.
The statue of peninsula. With a tree tv... All darnniet
Sham shield for life!!
0:59 😂🤣😅....Profile 4 LIFE!🤣😅😂👍🏾
Profile for life!!!!!
Have work at 7... Hey look its 2am😑😑 yes lad I blame you😂😂🇦🇺🇦🇺
One of my biggest worries it’s not being able to perfectly shave, i can get my face really clean but the neck god! I bleed to death before it’s perfect 😤
I lost it at the end.
Excelente video perfecto grasias Pedro x desde Miami
So damn relatable.
In the Navy they do not see the rating until they have to sign, and then we allow them to write a retort if they choose. They don't have to sign it if they don't want to.
“We’re 550 that soldier to your waste 😂)
I'm liking the camera that was used in this work
Absofuckinlutely on point... 😂🤣
Gave his wife the clap, died laughing.
Lmao! These guys are great.
Dude I soooo hated writing NCOERS. The command would kick most back at least once, even if true and others I was polishing a turd! I once had another NCO ask me why it looked like I was having a migraine or seizure! I told him I was doing NCOERS , we laughed and said yeah know your pain!!!
Shit in the infantry we write our own NCOERs and then play round Robin with signing them lmao
DAMN Spot on! LOL
THE FN INFAMOUS PROFILE LMFAO😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
That was almost as jacked up, and true life, as the BS Air Force EPR or counseling sessions. E-5- I'm going to give you a 3 because you had a accident and broke the equipment 11 mos 29 days and 15 hrs ago. Your job proficiency needs improvement.
Me (E-4)- Funny, considering I was ordered to operate said equipment by my training NCO. What's his name? Oh yeah SSgt YOU. This is coming from the giy who got a piece government stolen from a government truck downtown while eating out and got a firewall 5 from the Chief. Yeah this system works.
That smile tho...😂😂😂
The accuracy is uncanny
yepp been there done that needs improvement with a 9 man squad 8 BSM 15 Arcoms a CRT in a Force XXI Mech Inf Company cross attached to Armor. CRT= Combat Repair Team = Maintenance
We just had NCO ER’s and boards. I cannot stop laughing because no shit this is exactly what happened….
XD I’m dying loved it
Drew do more videos with this guy he’s fucking hilarious
Ain't signing that shit without some supporting documents lol
I love this 😂😂😂
That sounds exactly like the last ncoer I ever received before I left
Soooo much passive aggressiveness. Love it
When I hit a year as a Cpl I still hadn't done Cpls course. I didnt care about being promoted. Cant tell you how many times I got bitched at by 1stSgt when I was signing the non rec. Had my Ssgt literally begging me to go so 1stSgt would get off his back.
my guy, you killed jajaja😂😂😂
3:00 favourite part lol
At approximately the 120 time stamp you mentioned Tyler durden being in fight club. I seriously doubt that you might need to recheck your fax sir. I'll do it for you how about that I'll be right back
I had a P3 profile from a major I did a huge favor for. I had it for 1 year. Nothing was wrong with me 😂