Food Theory: Can A Slap REALLY Cook A Chicken?

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  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 28 พ.ค. 2021
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    Can you cook a chicken with a slap? Ever since I came across that idea, I knew I would have to cover it eventually. There have been a lot of attempts to make this work. Today Food Theorists, I will not stop until we figure it out. CAN it work? Could a HUMAN do it? Let's get slappin' and find out!
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  • @dmaac9856
    @dmaac9856 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7239

    Theory: how far away would a frozen pizza need to be away from a nuclear explosion to be perfectly cooked.

    • @Praecantetia
      @Praecantetia 3 ปีที่แล้ว +307

      mmm radiation topped pizza

    • @joelhoon1707
      @joelhoon1707 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@KINGJERMARCUS GOD WILL THOUGH, LET YOUR COMMENTS BE GRINDED FOR CARBON DIOXIDE MANIFESTATION AND OXYGEN DE-MANIFESTATION 🙂🙃🤗☻🤡
      ALSO I HAVE NOTHING AGAINST CHRISTIANS OKAY.
      Edit: i honestly just decided to go random with this comment

    • @alexthomas8685
      @alexthomas8685 3 ปีที่แล้ว +168

      What would be the cheepest way to cook as many pizzas as possible? What bombs and pizza are most optimal?

    • @spamtong.spamtonthedealmak1256
      @spamtong.spamtonthedealmak1256 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      *yes.*

    • @WCRyder
      @WCRyder 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      That's not that bad of an idea

  • @JoelCreates
    @JoelCreates 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6159

    I'd like to think that food slap science is merely in its infancy

    • @TheHispanicUsername
      @TheHispanicUsername 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      here before a horde of likes comes over because verified person

    • @amaliadragan2480
      @amaliadragan2480 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      *DC Universe Movie Characters Cast 2*

    • @Hamox
      @Hamox 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Indeed is it

    • @vanessaharms6375
      @vanessaharms6375 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I slapped the ground in .40 mili seconds

    • @Unitykn1ght
      @Unitykn1ght 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      U
      R
      Joe
      Mama

  • @Atwistedandbrokentale
    @Atwistedandbrokentale 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +52

    7:04 not yet, you still have to talk about him on style theory. What about how his shoes can stay together with his run speed?

  • @Ruii.Ruicha
    @Ruii.Ruicha ปีที่แล้ว +41

    0:35 I love this part of the intro

  • @ChengTeoh
    @ChengTeoh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8177

    Imagine being so excited getting a call to join the Justice League only to be disappointed to find out that they just wanted you for your ability to slap cook a chicken.

  • @TheHispanicUsername
    @TheHispanicUsername 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3271

    Finally,something that won’t ruin my whole childhood.

  • @allanday3807
    @allanday3807 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Theory: how high would you need to drop a steak for it to be perfectly cooked

    • @user-cy9jr9gt2f
      @user-cy9jr9gt2f หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      air resistance will ruin the show.
      but you can probably drop it from space in a heatshealded metal container

    • @bomag_6429
      @bomag_6429 24 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@user-cy9jr9gt2fuse a gravitized vaccum

  • @olivercampbell6120
    @olivercampbell6120 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    And I think Louis forgot 1 last category for his slapping machine. Structeral Integrity

  • @pingui8064
    @pingui8064 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2357

    Matpat: "You can't divide by zero here, people."
    Vsauce: "Or can you? "

    • @goodpeople2953
      @goodpeople2953 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Hahahahahaha 96 likes

    • @Shadoxite
      @Shadoxite 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Wifies: u sure abaut dat

    • @StephenDelRosario777
      @StephenDelRosario777 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      *cue vsauce intro music*

    • @izs6946
      @izs6946 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      try using limits? what if we try solving it as time reaches 0s?

    • @ChromiF
      @ChromiF 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Hahahahahahaha 169 likes

  • @rosesareredvioletsblue5438
    @rosesareredvioletsblue5438 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1668

    "Can you cook a chicken by slapping it?"
    *Ferb, i know what we're gonna do today*

    • @laurenpelto325
      @laurenpelto325 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Quick, to the grocery store!

    • @jAcK00p7
      @jAcK00p7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Hey
      Where's Perry?

    • @Leo-gq1yi
      @Leo-gq1yi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Whachya doin?

    • @fluffydumbun
      @fluffydumbun 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Is that an asexual flag pfp I see?
      👉👈😳
      Or am I just projecting lol-

    • @janiceandthomas
      @janiceandthomas 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      🎶 There's 104 days of summer vacation
      And school comes along just to end it...

  • @Phantomjay09
    @Phantomjay09 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    What I like about hello fresh is the fact that they don't seem to require the youtubers they sponsor to say very specific things like "the number on shopping tool in amercia" or "noise isolating fit." They seem to just give a general list of ideas the youtuber needs to convey and let them do it in their own style. (Nothing against raycon or honey BTW I just thunk its funny that every youtuber has to say the axact same sentences about them(

    • @Khusyasy
      @Khusyasy 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      thunk

    • @Phantomjay09
      @Phantomjay09 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Khusyasy you make fun of thunk but not axact?

    • @ConstantDerivative
      @ConstantDerivative 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Phantomjay09 axactly

    • @AngryFloatingCow
      @AngryFloatingCow 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I would be concerned if Hello Fresh was asking TH-camrs to brag about a “noise isolating fit”

  • @alphablack5520
    @alphablack5520 ปีที่แล้ว +136

    Remember that resting the meat can also cook it further, cooldown is therefore not a bad thing. You can rest the meat during slaps per cooldown session.

  • @Weisz
    @Weisz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1962

    *Food Theory + Louis Weisz collab when?*
    ok but for real I’m so completely overwhelmed & genuinely honored to be included in a theory video.
    The theorist channels have been such a big influence for me over the years, and to see it come full circle like this is something I never expected. Thank you for being an inspiration to me and many others, and for creating content that not only entertains but genuinely adds value.

    • @TheShadowKnight.
      @TheShadowKnight. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Why is there only one reply, you have many subscribers lol.

    • @xjam99
      @xjam99 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      I was hoping he'd mention you in this video, and he did!

    • @potato-kc8fc
      @potato-kc8fc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Can i have your chicken pls

    • @bendrowned8506
      @bendrowned8506 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Hello verified person that im sad i dont know

    • @TheKingofRandom
      @TheKingofRandom 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      We would watch this collab 👏

  • @larrylzzz
    @larrylzzz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +200

    We’re so focused on cooking the chicken we forgot we cooked our hand

  • @camdustin9164
    @camdustin9164 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    That guy who made the meat beater 9001 actually managed to successfully cooked a chicken the machine, after he modify it to be sturdier, the video is on his channel. So cooking a chicken just by slapping it is not just a theory anymore, it is completely practical.

  • @zaidsaad3172
    @zaidsaad3172 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    will smith has joined the chat

  • @britanimations2002
    @britanimations2002 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1589

    *slaps roof of chicken* this bad boy can fit so much kenetic and thermal energy in it

    • @LuigiMaster987
      @LuigiMaster987 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      I don't know what's more concerning, the roof of chicken or the TH-cam links above me

    • @clementcourtenay1618
      @clementcourtenay1618 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@LuigiMaster987 the youtube links clearly. Even more concerning, one of them is a French link, to a conspiracy theory...... What is it even doing here in the first place?!

    • @owyemen9367
      @owyemen9367 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@clementcourtenay1618 algorithm

    • @ffc1a28c7
      @ffc1a28c7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Kinetic and thermal energy is the same thing lol. Thermal energy is just the individual atoms jiggling and transferring kinetic energy between one another.

    • @animalxing8697
      @animalxing8697 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      i don't know why, the word slap is just funny to me. even the concept is funny to me. I think I need slapped.

  • @Kus4i
    @Kus4i 3 ปีที่แล้ว +331

    Waitress- “do you want your chicken grilled, fried of steamed”
    Me- “SlApPEd

    • @notisaac6041
      @notisaac6041 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      comedy g o l d

    • @BatCostumeGuy
      @BatCostumeGuy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@notisaac6041 comedy nickel

    • @marcodvbr8641
      @marcodvbr8641 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Imagine you're a writer for sonic back then...then you write that sonic did the waterball thing in 0.000000000001 milisecond...couple decades later your character is now fit for slapping a chicken to perfection

    • @arbor8445
      @arbor8445 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      where funni

    • @rita25y.o-checkmyvideo2
      @rita25y.o-checkmyvideo2 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      from the

  • @pathecat_
    @pathecat_ ปีที่แล้ว +4

    1:42 I like how he called it freedom units

  • @TheOneWhoActuallyAsked
    @TheOneWhoActuallyAsked ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Who needs science class when you have Mat Pat? 😂

  • @crystalrodriguez114
    @crystalrodriguez114 3 ปีที่แล้ว +495

    Matpat: * makes a video that doesn't ruin my childhood * me: impossible

    • @jaydev4017
      @jaydev4017 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      You just watched machamp and sonic beat their meat.

    • @aggameplay9418
      @aggameplay9418 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Ur cool 😎 spammer

    • @ronaldmcdonald5498
      @ronaldmcdonald5498 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Ur cool 😎 spammer

    • @basicperson
      @basicperson 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Ur cool 😎 no

    • @Slime01957
      @Slime01957 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Ur cool 😎 why are you sending me to Jesus

  • @lizzywhitmore4797
    @lizzywhitmore4797 3 ปีที่แล้ว +292

    I want to know Mark and Ethan's thoughts on this

    • @WelcomeVisitors
      @WelcomeVisitors 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      yes

    • @harrisonwalker409
      @harrisonwalker409 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Memento Mori

    • @masterchief9742
      @masterchief9742 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @Lou Lou pls delete this

    • @erc3338
      @erc3338 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      They did a video on slapping chickens? When?

    • @owyemen9367
      @owyemen9367 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@erc3338 dont worry you wont watch it anyway

  • @RandomGirl785
    @RandomGirl785 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    4:54 It sure sounds unholy 💀

  • @YassAhm
    @YassAhm 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    1:34 i love how he put 42 because 42 is the answer to everything in the universe lol

  • @reitheinsolvable7380
    @reitheinsolvable7380 3 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    Waiter: Sir, how would you like your chicken
    Me: *SLAPPED*

  • @scrillthebeast2066
    @scrillthebeast2066 3 ปีที่แล้ว +633

    Oh I remember the saying:
    “Nothing is stronger than a mother’s slap”
    Should be enough to cook the chicken nicely

    • @rikuleinonen
      @rikuleinonen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      r/woooosh

    • @benedict0902
      @benedict0902 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      The only real question for the answer Yo Mamma

    • @wafIeee
      @wafIeee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      uh the chicken would be incinerated

    • @barracudainaboat9135
      @barracudainaboat9135 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@rikuleinonen Why r/woooosh.

    • @cavemanvi
      @cavemanvi 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/68L6JA_CnmU/w-d-xo.html

  • @Willdog1993
    @Willdog1993 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    One character I didnt hear mentioned was E. Honda from Street Fighter, his primary special move is literally called "Hundred Hand Slap", it would be interesting to see the calculations on how long it would take him to cook a chicken!

  • @ginkg0.branch
    @ginkg0.branch 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I certainly didn't expect to watch this video in my science class today...

  • @jus_VAMPIRE
    @jus_VAMPIRE 3 ปีที่แล้ว +698

    “Look in the sky”
    “It’s a bird, it’s a plane”
    “ITS MEAT BEATER MAN”

  • @apoiosupport1303
    @apoiosupport1303 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2853

    my mom is professional at slap-cooking. she trained a lot with me!

    • @jullitaczajkowska4200
      @jullitaczajkowska4200 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      youchy

    • @darkuim8557
      @darkuim8557 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Does that mean your also good at slap cookinh

    • @bigred7646
      @bigred7646 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Same

    • @LeBlingKing
      @LeBlingKing 3 ปีที่แล้ว +123

      Are you medium well or well done

    • @bigred7646
      @bigred7646 3 ปีที่แล้ว +166

      @@LeBlingKing over abused.... I mean over cooked

  • @simoneazzopardi4325
    @simoneazzopardi4325 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Gary just doing a shell roll over the chicken will turn it into a nice Stuffed chicken with garnish on a plate and the chicken because I’ve been alive

  • @YTwowie
    @YTwowie ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Matpat : The Slap Cook"
    Me : *Hears another thing*

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5977

    Penguinz0 is an expert in slap science, maybe he can chime in with some answers

    • @madhavgirish3944
      @madhavgirish3944 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      fr fr

    • @eeelaina5588
      @eeelaina5588 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      true true

    • @arcey_cv
      @arcey_cv 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Woah your comment without more than a thousand likes?

    • @FilleOFish
      @FilleOFish 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Very correct

    • @madhavgirish3944
      @madhavgirish3944 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      are u rlly some guy without a mustache if u don’t have 1k+ likes?

  • @laurenpelto325
    @laurenpelto325 3 ปีที่แล้ว +727

    Food theory's asking the important questions in life

  • @FnordLord10
    @FnordLord10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Sonic: Oh no, I forgot to cook thanksgiving dinner and my friends are at the door.
    The friends: walk in the door.
    Sonic: hey guys, want some turkey I cooked 12 seconds ago?

  • @Marshmellow_Cat
    @Marshmellow_Cat ปีที่แล้ว

    Love coming back to old videos, is it wierd that the day I learned about different types of energy is the day mat uploads this video? Yes, but it's funny
    And did this help me with the pop quiz a few days later? Yes, but it's funny

  • @xSilverxshadowx
    @xSilverxshadowx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +449

    Me, reading the title: "I'm skeptical that you can, but *intrigued* that you may."

    • @RazzBeri1
      @RazzBeri1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      someone already dunnit

    • @xSilverxshadowx
      @xSilverxshadowx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@RazzBeri1 Yes, believe it or not, I am also watching this video ;)

    • @hyprespeed860
      @hyprespeed860 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@xSilverxshadowx no, someone else did it

    • @hyprespeed860
      @hyprespeed860 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oh wait he says it in the video nvm

    • @lucypogcute
      @lucypogcute 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I WISH YOU COULD THO THAT WOULD BE SO COOL

  • @trafficjam7559
    @trafficjam7559 3 ปีที่แล้ว +735

    “You know the meme, you clicked” I didn’t know this was a meme, I just clicked because… well… it’s food theory

    • @lunabeekhuizen8858
      @lunabeekhuizen8858 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      At last, I have encountered another of my kind

    • @joshlegacy1101
      @joshlegacy1101 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I knew the meme, I clicked.

    • @teamglxy4041
      @teamglxy4041 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lol same

    • @axxel_mcking4927
      @axxel_mcking4927 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I don’t no this meme but if it’s a meme, it’s a meme

    • @Masong-dq3qz
      @Masong-dq3qz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Same

  • @wesleypitts3787
    @wesleypitts3787 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Mat did the Flash dirty by just making him a footnote in all this.

  • @yvonnezimmer7246
    @yvonnezimmer7246 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    May I suggest, the vampires from the twilight series. They can do things really fast but have also trained to seem human and not break things.

  • @marymcwatters7606
    @marymcwatters7606 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2399

    i can imagine sonic being a waiter it would go something like:
    customer: i want a steak
    sonic: right away
    customer: sir you do know this steak is raw right?
    sonic: *u sure?*

    • @nxquix
      @nxquix 2 ปีที่แล้ว +131

      SLAP ok it’s all cooked

    • @demirginlik5575
      @demirginlik5575 2 ปีที่แล้ว +118

      *slaps the steak*
      customer:HOLY WHAT?
      sonic: see it is cooked

    • @The-one-and-only-Fruitcake
      @The-one-and-only-Fruitcake 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Sonic: *slaps*
      Me: oookay then.

    • @goggywithagun3254
      @goggywithagun3254 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      um sure GOKU or a saiyan kid

    • @pjdianalan7934
      @pjdianalan7934 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Sonic could use his kinetic energy to heat the steak.

  • @ashe_hikari5335
    @ashe_hikari5335 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Bayonetta would actually be amazing at this, umbra witches can control time so she can slow it down so slow she could effectively cook chicken faster than sonic

  • @bananakittycat5477
    @bananakittycat5477 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    this is the only theory channel (the other channels by this creator have obvious exceptions) that i support.

  • @SpoonAtNoon
    @SpoonAtNoon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +171

    When mat announced that he was gonna make a food theory channel I was like "there is nothing you could possibly put on food theory" boy did he prove me wrong...

    • @jimbothegymbro7086
      @jimbothegymbro7086 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      You underestimate the mental affects of prolonged diet coke consumption

    • @gachazachary2873
      @gachazachary2873 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Imagine if his 4th channel will be animal theory

    • @dont2604
      @dont2604 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ƊÕÑT ŘĒÄĎ ḾÝ ҎŘÕḞÎĹE ҎÎḈ₸ŬRE

    • @gavinschlachta9276
      @gavinschlachta9276 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I thought that to

  • @Ianfel1
    @Ianfel1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +368

    me who already watched the stream with the chicken slapper guy:
    "im 4 parallel universes ahead of you"

  • @TDH3407
    @TDH3407 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Man i can’t believe i only see this now.. that slap the son in law crack was great 😂

  • @meapyboy12345
    @meapyboy12345 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Watch Louis Weiz if you want to see a chicken cooked by slapping

  • @lucassalinas1165
    @lucassalinas1165 3 ปีที่แล้ว +180

    "One character comes to mind"
    The flash
    "Sonic"

    • @PrimeTime_Pictures
      @PrimeTime_Pictures 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That was me exactly

    • @soulgamer1715
      @soulgamer1715 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Saitama from one punch man

    • @craftmastr
      @craftmastr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      It's funnier when you take into account how many times the Flash was teased throughout this video

    • @Metalicyt
      @Metalicyt 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@craftmastr yet, he only mentions his name once

    • @AkiyamaHaito
      @AkiyamaHaito 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      True lmao. I was thinking to myself, wouldn't the flash do the trick? XD

  • @xxxwafflesxxx6038
    @xxxwafflesxxx6038 3 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    Me: slaps sibling
    The sibling: *on fire*

    • @hjomnk4056
      @hjomnk4056 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Lou Lou stfu bot

  • @jambam9975
    @jambam9975 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Next he has to find out how many chickens Sonic would be able to cook in a single blink

  • @file3463
    @file3463 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    We need NASA to fire a rocket at a chicken at the exact ‘cook’ speed.

  • @purerasslin91
    @purerasslin91 3 ปีที่แล้ว +179

    "Sonic Slap-Cooked Chicken" sounds like a menu item at Sonic.

  • @Version0111
    @Version0111 3 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should.

    • @verryberryman7655
      @verryberryman7655 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      What reason is there to not cook a chicken through slap?

    • @Version0111
      @Version0111 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@verryberryman7655 for starters the hand that's doing the slapping will probably cook at roughly the same speed.

    • @verryberryman7655
      @verryberryman7655 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Version0111 good chicken comes with sacrifice

  • @tiernanfitzpatrick3345
    @tiernanfitzpatrick3345 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The intro was absolutely amazing 👍

  • @zingxiu6123
    @zingxiu6123 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    11:32 Wait so sanic can cook 10.4 BILLION CHICENS IN A BLINK OF AN EYE

  • @childishisnotachild7277
    @childishisnotachild7277 3 ปีที่แล้ว +302

    the words of legends:
    *BEAT THE MEAT*

    • @rajarajeswarikannappan2978
      @rajarajeswarikannappan2978 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I’m scared to click this

    • @Razor_513
      @Razor_513 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@rajarajeswarikannappan2978 it was some kind of video in french

    • @earth2ravenn
      @earth2ravenn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@rajarajeswarikannappan2978 At this point, I just assume everything’s a rick roll

  • @tannerr8317
    @tannerr8317 3 ปีที่แล้ว +581

    “Which game character is the best meat beater” would make GREAT clickbait title. 🤔

  • @Viasom
    @Viasom 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    He can do a style theory about what Sonic’s shoes are made of.

  • @andrewgamble71
    @andrewgamble71 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    NOT EVEN JOKING THIS WAS A QUESTION ON MY EDEXCEL PHYSICS PAPER 3 EXAM TODAY I KNEW THE ANSWER BC OF THIS VIDEO LET'S GOOOO MATPAT!

  • @carO1522_
    @carO1522_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    Has anyone noticed how every episode it just gets like 10 percent weirder, in a good way

    • @yamemeguy4744
      @yamemeguy4744 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I’m glad we’re going down this rabbit hole of weird topics

    • @CozyChomps1234ROBLOX
      @CozyChomps1234ROBLOX 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Shark cat 😍

  • @michaelcarlton1484
    @michaelcarlton1484 3 ปีที่แล้ว +303

    "So we'll never actually be able to eat a Sonic-slapped chicken."
    Then what do you call the Sonic fried-chicken fast-food chain?

    • @basicperson
      @basicperson 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Ur cool 😎 vid bad

    • @cameronwebster6866
      @cameronwebster6866 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's hedgehog, it only tastes like chicken.

    • @owyemen9367
      @owyemen9367 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Salah Mohamed I hate you

    • @kareemstepney1935
      @kareemstepney1935 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mat: they gotta go fast. Sanic fast!
      The flash who is actually faster than sonic: Am I a joke to you?

    • @Honest_Mids_Masher
      @Honest_Mids_Masher 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Ur cool 😎 YOU HAVE NO FRIENDS

  • @tophat_ted
    @tophat_ted ปีที่แล้ว +2

    We all know that Marshall Erikson could easily do that. Slapsgiving 4

  • @DuckyboyContact
    @DuckyboyContact 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Okay (Chuckles then falls on the floor and dies from laughter😂🤣😮‍💨😵‍💫💀)

  • @funniusername4355
    @funniusername4355 3 ปีที่แล้ว +147

    "Dad, what are we having for dinner?"
    "Well we'll be having some good ol' Sonic slap cooked chicken son!"

  • @cloudy_chaos
    @cloudy_chaos 3 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    This brings back memories when [Redacted Channel] slapped a chicken for science purposes

    • @minbevy
      @minbevy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      i thought nobody would've said it i was scrolling through the comments looking for it--

    • @beluwuga
      @beluwuga 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      YUP.

    • @datwyanfrink7603
      @datwyanfrink7603 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Surprised nobody just went and said the name

    • @minbevy
      @minbevy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@datwyanfrink7603 it is [REDACTED] now

    • @tigerguyTDS
      @tigerguyTDS 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wait what channel

  • @DiddyDidas
    @DiddyDidas 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I was looking at the merch. Great quality 👍

  • @KiwiBomber7
    @KiwiBomber7 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    OMG DO A STYLE THEORY ON SONIC ABOUT WHAT HIS SHOES WOULD HAVE TO BE MADE OF TO WITHSTAND ALL HIS RUNS PLEEEAAASE!!!

  • @grarecruit4237
    @grarecruit4237 3 ปีที่แล้ว +247

    “If physical energy can be turned into thermal energy, how hard would I have to punch a chicken to cook it?” - Jello

    • @zacharyperlee4179
      @zacharyperlee4179 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Lou Lou th-cam.com/video/AYLPcP_Uc88/w-d-xo.html

    • @melonhead9908
      @melonhead9908 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ah, I see you're a fan of Badger as well

    • @radio_vidar1745
      @radio_vidar1745 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/G-rMPc8JUnk/w-d-xo.html

    • @rmod8
      @rmod8 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@radio_vidar1745 the limit has been found!

    • @albertojimenez7724
      @albertojimenez7724 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Just throwing Haymakers at a raw frozen chicken.

  • @WeatherReportsHat
    @WeatherReportsHat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +317

    For all my fellow JoJo fans out there, considering Star Platinum can catch a bullet at point blank range, I'd say that it's very likely that Jotaro can meet the slap requirement.

    • @doritoemperor2802
      @doritoemperor2802 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Well yes but then the chicken would be a paste by the time star platinum is done slapping

    • @merchantziro4285
      @merchantziro4285 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Imagine Giorno's 7 Page Muda but for the Chicken

    • @christygarcia6773
      @christygarcia6773 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Any main jojo character would work i think unless its johnny with act 1-3. Im not sure about gappy because i havent finished part 8

    • @shikikywketsuki9892
      @shikikywketsuki9892 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I think josuke would be best jojo to do this since he can slap it to oblivion then put it back into an edible state.

    • @Bedburrito
      @Bedburrito 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yes stoped time or not and star Platinum can do it perfectly cuz he can even do brain surgery without any help slapping chicken is no problem

  • @ninademci1500
    @ninademci1500 ปีที่แล้ว

    MatPat, at I lived a very sheltered life. Until today, Sunday, April 9, 2023, I had never heard of slap cooking. It’s Easter. So, to Ollie, Steph, and you, Happy Easter! 🐰 🐣

  • @nikolinasimic5737
    @nikolinasimic5737 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    7:06 Maybe on style theory you can talk about his shoes and how long they would last, because sonic wears them always, and because being fast would ruin shoes quickly i think

  • @TheKingofRandom
    @TheKingofRandom 3 ปีที่แล้ว +306

    Go Louis! Slapping his way to the top!

    • @donkjr
      @donkjr 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Heh.

    • @small_SHOT
      @small_SHOT 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      hi there hello

    • @crayolarat5709
      @crayolarat5709 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ay its tkor

    • @kbxiv
      @kbxiv 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      hi tkor

    • @Overseer-
      @Overseer- 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      100th like

  • @kitkatinnit2949
    @kitkatinnit2949 3 ปีที่แล้ว +532

    new drinking game: take a sip for every time mat says "slap"

    • @cronuslite6358
      @cronuslite6358 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      no (✖﹏✖)

    • @TheSayumi15
      @TheSayumi15 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Ooh this drinking game really slaps
      I'll see myself out.

    • @samakaturtol5920
      @samakaturtol5920 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      You'd be drunk from the intro alone
      And just to be sure this statement tonight

    • @FujiwaraBunta
      @FujiwaraBunta 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I died

    • @yassokaro5109
      @yassokaro5109 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I did this but with water

  • @Not_sure_what_yet
    @Not_sure_what_yet 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Link doesn't outright stop time, he delays the trasnfer of energy to one specific object and time passes normal for everything else, as you see in the games, the trasfer still effects it just at delayed point.

  • @codypass1709
    @codypass1709 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    So that's how his chillie dogs are made, if he offered to make them himself, huh everyone. 😂

  • @cretaceousarachnid
    @cretaceousarachnid 3 ปีที่แล้ว +462

    I want to take a minute to appreciate Matt. He balances his personal life, and other channels as well. He spends hours writing and recording these theories for our enjoyment. You do a good job Matt, and it’s alright if you want to take a break. Have a good day, evening, or night! :)

    • @TianaMay
      @TianaMay 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Don't forget his incredible team that helps him to come up with ideas, research and also writing so that he can sometimes spend time with his family!

    • @cretaceousarachnid
      @cretaceousarachnid 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@TianaMay Yup!

    • @monioni7923
      @monioni7923 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      all while raising a child too

    • @cretaceousarachnid
      @cretaceousarachnid 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@monioni7923 Yeah lol. He really does do a good job! :D

    • @LLL.143
      @LLL.143 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@RepairRat you can just go and search it then? why does everything need to be spoon-fed nowadays? ö

  • @AdamG3691
    @AdamG3691 3 ปีที่แล้ว +140

    I'd argue that Link's method of freezing time would theoretically work since the Stasis Rune explicitly retains force applied during its duration.
    The main issue however is that the Stasis Rune only freezes time for the object, and only for a few seconds at most, and Link is not capable of slapping enough times during that brief window to cook the chicken, meaning that it not only becomes subject to heat loss when the time lock releases itself and the rune has to recharge, but also takes quite a long time from an observer's perspective since ONLY the chicken is time locked.

    • @drewnames651
      @drewnames651 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      i think the other issue would be how much force is created during that, link's trick and all of those who do something similar would end producing the wrong effect, that being, too much force.
      matpat indicated it before, that's why people like saitama just can't play this challenge, they would vaporize the chicken, if link's force transferance makes all the force be applied at the same time when the clock returns, it'll be equal to adding up all the times he slapped the chicken in a sudden surge of energy that would likely result in the chicken exploding into a million pieces.

    • @gerardozetina2506
      @gerardozetina2506 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I think that link could cook the chicken by slapping if he has the force to knock back a lyanal then he has the force to slap a chicken hard enough to cook it

    • @samvanheuckelom6622
      @samvanheuckelom6622 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Instead of stasis rune, try looking at his flurry rush or bullet time thing link uses that might actually get the job done. Not as fast as sonic or the rest but in bullet time mode he goes incredibly fast.

    • @chrismerrell7957
      @chrismerrell7957 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah, as @Drew10204080 pointed out, Link would obliterate the chicken. Yes, it could technically generate the force to cook the chicken, but Stasis force applies all at once, which is why hitting boulders and such makes them move so far.
      The reason several small slaps cooks better is because of the conservation of momentum. Because the chicken is sitting still, more of the force is being turned to heat due to friction. Once you pass the threshold of the force keeping the chicken in place most of the energy is turned into kinetic energy, meaning the chicken would start to move.
      Applying that to stasis, all the small slaps that Link could do in the time that the chicken is frozen would build up the force needed to transfer the energy from heat to kinetic, and the chicken would be sent flying.
      It is worth noting that Saitama could slap the chicken with the right amount of force though. He just couldn't do it in his classic "One Punch" style.

    • @ryanlopez3945
      @ryanlopez3945 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Another thing is that since time is freezed the force would build up, making no difference if you out right ram the chicken with a car. Rip Dio

  • @PlagueDoctorCosplayer
    @PlagueDoctorCosplayer 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Theory for game theory! Is sonic really a hedgehog?

  • @simoneazzopardi4325
    @simoneazzopardi4325 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Gary can slow down the time when becoming turbo Gary and running in the circle for eight times and specifically eight

  • @ojhats3812
    @ojhats3812 3 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    Dude I can’t stop laughing this is the first time I was happy for the sponsor. I really needed the break

  • @RylanintheShed
    @RylanintheShed 3 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    in breath of the wild, “bullet time” is characterized as the speed of everything around link slowing down by 20x (which is why things like windbombing and cryonis launches work; when bullet time is exited, that momentum created by link is moving at “regular speed” in bullet time, which means that it’s going 20x faster than normal), meaning that link is actually a great candidate for this chicken slap.

    • @RylanintheShed
      @RylanintheShed 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      10:58

    • @kamille286
      @kamille286 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought this. The only reason he wouldn't be able to is if chickens are the same as cuccos since slapping it that many times would rain *havoc* XD

    • @williamlewis5723
      @williamlewis5723 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      And watch are chickens called in legend of Zelda? Cacoo or however you spell it. Those things are unslapable

    • @TheRadFungas
      @TheRadFungas 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      so if you can slap ganon you techenaclly destroy him

  • @user-cc7tk8nt4u
    @user-cc7tk8nt4u 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Link doesn't really freezes time, he basically just halts an objects motion

  • @thatkreigsman3421
    @thatkreigsman3421 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Someone needs to send this to Badger.

  • @dakotaleigh6452
    @dakotaleigh6452 2 ปีที่แล้ว +444

    If you could slap a chicken hard enough to cook it I'm pretty sure that would also cook all your hand-meat.
    And turn all the bones in at least your hand to fine aquarium gravel, if not the entire arm.
    I know that's not terribly relevant to the subject of which fictional character can beat their meat the fastest but it was in my brain so now it gets to be in yours too.

  • @kingofbudokai
    @kingofbudokai 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    The fact that you actually CAN slap a chicken into edible levels of cooked brings me more joy than it probably should. I understand the concept of the question, but I always assumed that it would never work in any practical way. That meatbeater machine is incredible, if unfortunately named lol. Edit: I didn't think of this until afterwards, but typically in cooking meats, a lower temperature over greater time ensures more juice in the meat while a higher heat over a shorter time results in a dryer meat (the same principle applies to baked goods, slower/lower gives a softer dough, higher and hotter is more crispy, because in both cases it's about water retention). Which means if Sonic cooks this chicken at lightning speed as he might, it would be the driest chicken ever consumed and frankly, idk if that's worth it.

    • @oktested6121
      @oktested6121 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/2Ubh5dOwFBw/w-d-xo.html

  • @garrettselig8781
    @garrettselig8781 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    What happened to "Obviously a human can't slap a chicken this rapidly or this consistently for 6 hours

  • @Spiney09
    @Spiney09 3 ปีที่แล้ว +324

    “One character comes to mind!”
    Me: The flash?
    FT: “Sanic!”

    • @kokaii7368
      @kokaii7368 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      LITERALLY

    • @jairartis
      @jairartis 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I was thinking jojo. Rip

    • @at4na583
      @at4na583 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      yeah i thought that too

    • @devilslighter2987
      @devilslighter2987 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Also Ft: brings up Quicksilver (who by Wikipedia says he is at most mach 10) as noteable speedster but puts the Flash (who by Wikipedia can travel at light speed) in the same group as Superman and Goku

    • @vali_bg5234
      @vali_bg5234 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Chronosapien from Ben 10.

  • @samtheknight
    @samtheknight 3 ปีที่แล้ว +275

    I remember on [redacted] when [redacted] and [redacted] tried doing this. Was pretty funny. It's a shame [redacted] no longer exists....

    • @QualityGarbage
      @QualityGarbage 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      ⏳Memento Mori⏳

    • @BlaineLP
      @BlaineLP 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Hello fellow [redacted] member, yeah that was really something beautiful they did there

    • @beo3030
      @beo3030 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Hi fellow [Redacted] fan! I miss them so much :(

    • @baldyeosang2035
      @baldyeosang2035 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      im wearing my [redacted] socks right now and as soon as I saw the thumbnail I just looked down and whispered memento mori

    • @breeblackerby9853
      @breeblackerby9853 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I’m wearing [redacted] beanie rn 🥺

  • @apenguinthatlikestodraw2721
    @apenguinthatlikestodraw2721 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Food Theory being sponsored by Hello Fresh is too perfect

  • @Qiibli
    @Qiibli ปีที่แล้ว +1

    i havent watched the whole vid but i remember this sipirt cat in a show once got combined with another spiritcat and the move was like 1000 or 100000 or 10000 punches

  • @rnfKyng
    @rnfKyng 3 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    "how did you make this delicious thanksgiving turkey, Superman??"
    *i slapped it*

    • @eldritch_whispers1654
      @eldritch_whispers1654 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      you could say that turkey *slapped*

    • @MedalionDS9
      @MedalionDS9 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I mean sure, he could do that, but he'd probably just use his heat vision

    • @rnfKyng
      @rnfKyng 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MedalionDS9 that takes the laugh out of it tho

    • @MedalionDS9
      @MedalionDS9 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@rnfKyng It also takes the molecular cohesion out of it if Superman slapped it

  • @lil_starshooter
    @lil_starshooter 3 ปีที่แล้ว +432

    Me: *sees title*
    Me: *cries, remembering a channel that doesn't exist anymore...*

    • @AEaston
      @AEaston 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Momento Mori

    • @JoshuaC34
      @JoshuaC34 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      What Channel?
      Edit, nevermind I realised what channel.

    • @Some_Gurl1353
      @Some_Gurl1353 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Memento Mori my friend

    • @phoenixablaze649
      @phoenixablaze649 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Momento mori

    • @tiannahere2302
      @tiannahere2302 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      😭 The memories .

  • @angels_playlists
    @angels_playlists ปีที่แล้ว

    these channels are the funny version of studying hard , he shows a idea and finds a correct answer and makes a funny video of it.

  • @mythicwastaken
    @mythicwastaken ปีที่แล้ว +1

    and... still the best intro on TH-cam being food theory..!

  • @spaceysteam5206
    @spaceysteam5206 3 ปีที่แล้ว +461

    Theory: What is the caloric value of a planet?

    • @GoldieMethrans
      @GoldieMethrans 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Given that games like Dead Space: Awakening exist, I'd totally watch it.

    • @roxannamackey3423
      @roxannamackey3423 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Hmmmmmmmmmmmm good idea

    • @catthem
      @catthem 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ooh! We need this

    • @BirbBoiYT
      @BirbBoiYT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yes.

    • @galacticbambo
      @galacticbambo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😳

  • @qwaku4907
    @qwaku4907 3 ปีที่แล้ว +206

    Guys during December 1st: _"Finally, a worthy Opponent!"_

  • @justarandomcommenterdontmi4485
    @justarandomcommenterdontmi4485 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Monk: i cast burning hand
    Enemy: do you not mean...
    Kershlap

  • @thomassanto982
    @thomassanto982 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Sonic ,The Flash ,Quicksilver who's the fastest?

  • @Grandpa...
    @Grandpa... 3 ปีที่แล้ว +205

    This gives “beat your meat” a whole different meaning.

    • @insertusernamehere3173
      @insertusernamehere3173 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oop

    • @eggboy26
      @eggboy26 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Indeed

    • @dagreatleaf9003
      @dagreatleaf9003 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      And for people who don’t know the normal meaning, it gives it their only known meaning

    • @slurpieking4337
      @slurpieking4337 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      What do you mean, that is the only meaning NOTHING ELSE

    • @jjnanda2421
      @jjnanda2421 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Absolutely

  • @firefli9975
    @firefli9975 3 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    Conclusion: Sonic beats his meat very well.

    • @candyblizzard7850
      @candyblizzard7850 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It took you 0 dollars to not say that-

    • @JETS5
      @JETS5 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *hold up wait a minute*

    • @charles_capet321
      @charles_capet321 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@JETS5 I don’t give a-