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When a game like this shows up, you know I have to cover it. Theorists, welcome to OnlyCans. Yes, you read that right. OnlyCans. The game where you take questionable pictures of drink cans. Seems pretty straight forward, right? WRONG! This game is hiding a dark, meaty secret inside its bright and shiny cans. What is it? Only those brave enough to watch will find out...
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Credits:
Writers: Matthew Patrick and Justin Kuiper
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Imagine how sad the creators would be if nobody figured out that there was lore and that they all thought it was a weird can game
Yeah, I made a game like that, I think issue is that it was too hard and scared off people
@@pixelamerica6601 aww I’m sorry 💕
So zardys mase
@@0oforical lol
@@pixelamerica6601 some creators have the same issue but what they often times do is make a fake account on a social media or buy an account or pay someone with LORE reveal on a small scale. all it takes is one hook to fall
"It's a parody indie game with lots of disturbing lore, hidden ARG elements, and a dead kid?"
MatPat: "Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?"
No apparently not
we watched the video
Woah u said the opening joke wow that's so funny and original
Oh I know : Baldi's Basics! If you lose or finish endless mode, *👉YOU'RE👉* the dead kid!!
@@jerryspoops and theres a ton of other alive kids… i think
Great idea: A sequel!
Just think; "Only Cans: 2nd Sipp"
Cool
two cans one sip
Only Cans: Premium Subscription
Only cans: can of fizz
Only Cans: The Last Can
MatPat: “if it says don’t open, we should open it!”
Also MatPat: “just trust me on this, DONT SEARCH IT UP”
Person: Hey MatPat, have you checked out this Indie Horror game?
MatPat: *Do you realize how little that narrows it down?*
Its narrows it to about... 10000000000000000000000000000000000 games.
@@cristymorgan8121 or about 8 games, an unreleased game, and a spinoff
Tru
That narrows it down to a lot of games still
I was saying that and looked down to see your comment lmaooo
Not even needing to mention that "Thirst Born" sounds like *Firstborn* , thus "first of many" makes perfect sense.
and it's his son
Congratulations, you got the point lol
I Know
Thats the reference
Yeah exactly the point
The person who wanted this episode either:
1. Likes BFDI or
2. Heard "YOYLECAKE!" online and liked it
I literally jumped when I heard him say yoylecake
I have a problem
I liked it
I want yoylecake
1:34
6:44 as a romanian,i was taken abback by the simple mention of my country. Really shows how literally any kind of interpretation matters huh♡
Same
Thanks for the lil' shout out for the game's theme song! :)
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You did a great job, Stu! Always happy to see the effort you put into your music. Don’t stop giving us that sweet, carbonated content, my guy!
I love your songs man
@@harpseal513 n o
Good job on it!
theres an answer to everything
fnaf: human souls
minecraft: human souls
friday night funkin: human souls
only cans: human souls
Hm...
Hold up...
Wait a minute...
Somethin ain’t right...
@@drunkginger0077 I’m starting to see a pattern I don’t like
Connected universes
But not minecraft
12:57 I think is when it started. If you listen closely, you can hear him say:
"Sparkling, sparkling... absolutely sparkling! Ive got to hide you now, you hear?"
It says "Junior" instead of "you hear"
WATCHING THIS AND THEN SUDDENY HEARING 'YOYLECAKE' OUT OF NOWHERE IS SO CRAZY
OMG I KNOW RIGHT
“Yoyle cake!” -bubble
ij gonna explode 😭😭😭😭😭😭
OML YOU READ MY MIND
“Are you proud of me father?”
No
Dame 🤣
no one is proud of you
Opposite of it, WHAT I HAVE DONE?!
Damn 😂
@@ERROR-qh3zq Dame or same
"My name is Juicy Melon, I'm the soda sent by Cyberlife."
is this a Detroit become human reference?
@@parmesean_ yes
I read that with Connor's voice
@@sulffojus1227 "I THOUGHT THEY WERE SENDING A REAL CAN!"
I was about to comment this joke yesterday but TH-cam was glitching out so props to you for this comment
The "unintelligible conversation" at 13:00 sound clear to me.
Sparkling. absolutely sparkling. I've got to hide you now junior.
I love this channel, MatPat taking a game like this seriously gives me life
MatPat can even find lore in a game where you jeak off a soda can.
The living can proudly saying “i will be ceo” makes me laugh everytime
A can being CEO.....that company...HAS THE RIGHT IDEA!!!! :D
The can being the ceo of a soda can company is genius because it would know how much fizz fruit and how the can should be made perfectly to make the most satisfying soda ever
Before I watched the episode and read your comment, I imagined a black office chair facing away from the camera, slowly spinning to face the camera with a generic soda can on it, then a regular masculine voice comes from it saying “I will be CEO.”
@Z28 8:06 your welcome
That’s where Jeff bezos came frome
The SCP Foundation: *Now this looks like a job for me*
every d class in a 5 mile radis
no... plz no.......
Guess who’s back back again *scp foundation*
Great not another object that I am going to be forced to touch
This is what i thought as well, an scp lmao
Object class safe
he really put his whole shizussy into that can
You are officially banned from the internet.
alright that’s it’s give me your device I’m locking it in the car
Don't listen to anyone else your hilarious.
Fun Fact: A TH-camr by the name of The Stupendium made a song about this game and he regretted it so much that he said "And I'm even more sorry for the patrons since their name is on the video." in the video (Probably not his exact words but it was something around that, also it's the guy from 2:01)
Why though? it's a freaking bop!
Stupendium uses they/them
"Welcome to cannibalism week" is a sentence I never thought I'd hear matpat say
wait for this to blow up.
E
th-cam.com/video/HAAesxJySTo/w-d-xo.html...
Why are you a lonely sandwich?
you didn't?
"OnlyCans" sounds like a website to sell gamer girl bathwater IN a can.
onlyfans but the people are cans
@Just Some Guy Without a Mustache Why are you everywhere?
That’s what I thought this was going to be, somehow
"OnlyCans" account XD
How u on every vid
HASNT ANYONE REALIZED YOYLE CAKE IS A BFDI REFERENCE?
BFDIIII
Yes, yes i have
YESSSSS BFDI
Matpat telling us not to google Lemon Party made me wanna do it-
I regret not listening-
I didn’t even think about googling it until Matpat mentioned it-
What was it???
The unintelligible conversation says:
"You’re sparkling, sparkling, absolutely sparkling. I have to hide you now junior."
th-cam.com/video/JmQJ-xRNPvY/w-d-xo.html.......
th-cam.com/video/SkWBIc-4COs/w-d-xo.html
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^ Bot
Let’s see how many subs I can get from this comment
Current Subs 7859
@@ceegeetee zero. work for your subs.
The guy from the intro was so embarrassed that he played the game that he couldn't just TELL MatPat the name of the game.
thats meeee
They should make a sequel called “ only FANS” but it’s actual fans
4:59 I looked it up luckily. I did not click images before reading the description do not look it up
Saying "Have you tried out that new indie game?" is the game theory version of "I started that anime starting the one with the pink hair."
guy: it’s a game that have deep lore and dead kids
Matt: do you know how little that narrows it down?
Ay, another Batman Beyond fan?
"Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows things down?!"
@@jackychang9148 more like fnaf fan tbh-
@@Jenify_ I'm referring to the line the OP used for MatPat's dialogue
th-cam.com/video/RAPcSVeLKoE/w-d-xo.html
@@jackychang9148 i know that because of yt comments. Doesnt mean that i am a fan of the show tho-
Welcome to another episode of "I didn't even know what this game is and now I shall accept the theory as a canonical part of the game."
*Edit:* If you're gonna come up with the CAN-onical pun, then I have some bad news for you. That joke has already been made several times in the replies.
Lol me every week
Lmao same
Also another episode of “I really should stop watching these theories before bed”
@@dont9354 i already read it
Sounds about right
11:12 IS THAT ASTARION?
OMG IT IS
Oh 😆 when I heard about the son's death I immediately thought this was going to go in a different direction. Judging based off of the last "can" and it's in-game description in the game I assumed the father killed his son and turned him into a soda flavour, also judging by the can's voice line "are you proud of me father" . I assumed the son was killed by his father and turned into a soda can
"By Roosevelt's wheelchair!" Never heard that before
By George? Nah that’s for losers. I prefer ‘BY ROOSEVELT’S WHEELCHAIR’
Lol
When half life
He did have a wheelchair, however.
btw this was also in scare pewdiepie series "mad hospital" where roosevelt wheel chairs comes to save him
"onlycans"
Me: *imagines soda bottles paying to see other soda bottles take off their wrappings*
Yep thats ture.
lmfao.
What bout the...can bend over thing
So does that mean that there wrapping are clothes…
lol
Everyone: sees yoylecake and moves on.
Me: BFDI BUBBLE!!
Bubboil!
I don’t know why but this is my fav video form you hope you have a deserved rest
i love how onlycans has been trending recently for the song ‘vending machine of love’ but literally no one has realised(or at least mentioned) how it’s literally a psychological horror game
Ok but The Stupendium.
That makes me enjoy it even more haha
IKR
yea I love that song lol
Also don't forget the body horror
Can Monster: Are you proud of me, Father?
Michael Afton: Oh, shut up.
🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
*IM DYING*
@@dream_walker9726 ayo u need help?
@@bloxsyoutubepage No, I need oxygen 😂
@@dream_walker9726 oh ship someone do cpr
While OnlyCans has got MatPat's "Theory Senses" tingling,
'Yoylecake2100' has got my "Object Show/BFB Senses" tingling-
now i want matpat to make a theory one bfb or just any object show rlly
maybe ods or hfjone
Uh, that might be a little too late for that now 😅
Matpat:* brakes the 4th wall*
Me: jsnsjsnsisjsn
If I had a nickel for every disturbing soda indie game I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.
🎶🎵Doofenschmirtz evil Incorporaaaated 🎵🎶
what's the other disturbing soda can game?
Didn’t read it like Doof
@@bored_potato definitely soda drinker pro.
i am pretty sure i saw this comment, but you changed it to "every distrubing sonda indie game" i really don't care if you did copy it but i just wanted to say that.
Matpat could probably predict everyone's birth and exact time and cause to death. Just give him three particles of dust.
💀
Lol
😂 Oh he’d predict alright, whether or not he’d be right...
(Outlives predictions.)
*You Gained A New Title: The Struggler*
(confused berserk screaming intensifies)
Yeah because he did it...
fun fact: John shize the 3rd was saying; "Its marvelous.. Its marvelous.! I have to hide it.." during that unteligable conversation.
Matpar:do not Google lemon party.
Me:clicks enter
Me:instant regret and scared for life
If I had a nickel for every time Mattpatt told us _not_ to google lemon party, I would have two nickels, which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it’s happened twice
Well too bad I searched it up and now I hate myself
What is it
@@hiilikecats2946 ok if your a kid say no if not say yes
Nevermind I don't think this is knowledge I want
@@hiilikecats2946 ok so what your saying is you don't want to know the unknown right?
The unintelligible conversation at 13:00 says "You look sparkling. Absolutely sparkling. I've got to hide you now junior"
@Gff G Wow a comment popular enough to have spam replies? I feel honored
@Gff G tysm for the extra stuff to comment about! Now stfu 🔫😀
MatPat:Don't look up lemon party!
*me thinking it will just be a lemonade party*
Also me:NOPE NOT A LEMONADE PARTY.
MatPat: DONT LOOK UP LEMON PARTY
Me: * goes to look it up *
Also me: DONT TELL ME WHAT TO DO
"limited edition jelly bean flavor to get close to high ranking politicians" for those of you unaware, Ronald Reagan was the president at the time, and he always had a jar of Jelly Bellies on his desk, and was regularly seen eating jelly beans in public.
cat
So what your saying is , that if Mat Pat becomes President of the United States he can be bribed with a coke flavored Jelly Bean .
@@WhatHandlesAreAvailable cat
And then Reagan mentioned that he liked them and they were sold out in like every store in the country
@@garybrown2039 Diet coke
"Don't look up lemon party"
- looks up lemon party
- Hey what's grandpa doing on the intern.. *surprised Pikachu face*
I really want to know
But trusting the Pat ...
@@ducking... let's just say it involves a lot of old people and they're doing... adult activities.
@@r.j.penfold 😩
@@ducking... yeah. I can never unknow this information.
@@ducking... Arghh….i wanna google it :(
Can’t believe this video would’ve existed without a BFDI fan on Reddit commenting about it
Yo,someone pour me a glass of that sweat theory soda so I can theorize!
The fact that one of the cans is literally a tin of sardines cracks me up
:)
fun fact: the sardine surprise is just a tin of sardines, but the can is inside most likely.
You look like my past self but with a A
William literally killed dozens,made sci-fi stuff,died twice,burnt twice,lost his entire family,his friends...
While he could just buy a soda from Shize.
Shieeeeeeeeeeeeeeezzzzzzzzeeeeeeee
Hi, im the guy who written the reddit post
I mean Williams means of bring his son back were both more effective *and* not nearly as creepy.
@@Yoyle-gp2xq Hey
th-cam.com/video/ygtPCPOcb4E/w-d-xo.html
Matpat: “in 1983”
My brain: CRYING CHILD 😨
Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOO
Let's take a moment of silence for the people who searched "lemon party."
Not nice at all
What is it that shows up?
@@Froind yeah i too am wondering
@Old Acc Decided to look.
Funny number shows up. It was only the description that I looked at so even worse things probably show up on images
Guys do yourself a favor and don’t let your curiosity take you
"Diet coke is my brand!" {remembers he did a whole episode where he replaced diet coke with a grocery store brand name drink}
th-cam.com/video/JmQJ-xRNPvY/w-d-xo.html.....
th-cam.com/video/SkWBIc-4COs/w-d-xo.html
I can basically hear his thoughts about his disclaimer, just “someday I WILL be sponsored by Coca-Cola, and if I have to buy the brand to make that happen, SO BE IT.” 🤣
Let’s see how many subs I can get from this comment
Current Subs 7850
Wow 3 bots in one reply section
7:20 bro just casually has a bunch of facility’s in the ocean 💀💀💀
bruh
Instead of oil rigs he has soda rigs
A lemon party is a group of several old men having a very specific and intimate type of “fun” with each other.
A game about making cans moan has deeper lore. I'm amazed.
th-cam.com/video/JmQJ-xRNPvY/w-d-xo.html....
th-cam.com/video/SkWBIc-4COs/w-d-xo.html
Let’s see how many subs I can get from this comment
Current Subs 7852
@@veryhot8701 stop posting your link
@@ceegeetee please quit youtube
You can hear in the “unintelligible conversation” you can hear John the 3rd say “Your sparkling your absolutely sparkling I’ve got to hide you now jr”
Less goo
I thought it sounded more like "startling" but that's just me
I thought it was marvelous
I think it’s “do you hear me?” but “jr.” doesn’t sound wrong
The fact that I read this comment as that sound was playing
Eyy Vending Machine Of Love
Is that Lyrical Flow can in the game now, or...?
6:19 Stupes, that you?
this is probably the 1st theory to contain the name of one of the famous delicasy in goiky
Unintelligible conversation says “heh looks sparkly, sparkly! Heh heh Absolutely sparkly! I’ve got to hide you now”
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At the end, he says “junior” and there’s something talking to him before that. I couldn’t catch the words
Hi
For people who don’t know: The jellybean flavor drink is a reference to Ronald Regan since he was trying to fight his cigarette habits with jellybeans, hence the Politicians part in the background
Hence*
omg thank you
Oh no
@nothing just look 🥱😒🙄👎
That's really neat, unlike this video. I mean- 4:53 ... CANS... WHY!?
Hearing the words CyberLIFE brings back horrifying memories
The unidentified words for the audio clip from the narrator are just you're sparkling, and quickly I've got to hide you now or something close to that.
Game Theory, a new decade to horrify me in adulthood. I salute.
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Matpat's crippling diet coke addiction has manifested as an alternate personality and is taking over the channel
@ARIANA'S NEIGHBOUR "GAME" LMAO what a bot
@ARIANA'S NEIGHBOUR whats that have to do with coke addictions
you know what coke im talking about
If you see my community tab's post (photo) then I promise you that you not stop your laughing🤣😅🤣......💖...,,.....
@ARIANA'S NEIGHBOUR realy *SHUT UP*
can we just appreciate that OWO is not here to spam useless comments about the title?
I cant forgive matpat for telling me not to search lemon party
theres goddamn lore in everything and you always manage to find it, I applaud you
Fun fact: This was a game made by a friend of Stupendium, Stupendium actually made the song for the title screen theme song too!
lol first to reply
@@sN0B4LLLLLL what
=0 cooool
Stupendium is the best
:o
The scariest thing here is that the first person to find the last drink played through the ENTIRE GAME without even knowing what it was.
The "first" one could have been one of the developers just raising interest towards the game
Project S the forbidden
Fleshlight
Or he knew
I chose not to finish school because i thought smoking weed on my TH-cam channel was a better choice 😂
@@SevenHunnid do you are have stupid
"Yoyle cak-"
"EEEEEEEEEE OBJECT SHOW FAN ON GAME THEORYYYYYYYYYYYYYY"
"Dead child"
"Died in his mid 20s"
MatPat out here showing his age. XP
Isn't Cyberlife the company from Detroit: Become Human? Do these games take place in the same universe?? That'd be hilarious...
they've even got Neil newborn in this game too
Glad to know I'm not the only one who thought this
I mean, that’s a possibility.
literally exactly what i thought lmao
Wait do the androids have human souls
"We're changing the game files DDLC style"
Undertale: Am I a joke to you?
yes, you don't alter files in undertale normally I mean at best if you want a true reset after genocide you replace them :P
Only Undertale messes with Undertale's files, you don't mess with Undertale's files.
You can mess the files from undertale, but you can't mess the files with amogus wait oh no
nobody cares about undertale
OneShot enters the game
I swear to god Matpat make one more pun
also Matpat: Can-spiracy
Sometimes when I’m feeling stressed anxious i just watch one of these videos and just tune out
Poor Dobby, he went from being a magical elf to a disfigured can-thing
I was just about to comment that!
Harry Potter is pretty gay ngl
@@roadwarrior6530 thank the creator for that
@@roadwarrior6530 like me-
I guarantee you everyone is going to look up lemon party after this episode.
Haha no one is that dumb right?
....Right?
What is it im scared that is something bad
@@chavitoplayz it really is
Don't
5:05 the fact my best friend watchs you channels and made me learn about it is... unpleast.
Why?
John:I will put you back together.
Plot Twist: Matpat will continue to make more theory channels so he can eventually make enough money to buy the cocacola company to endlessly fuel his addiction
@Gff G LA FIN DE CYPRIEN
by baruki
But he's a Harris Teeter local cola guy now :P
I chose not to finish school because i thought smoking weed on my TH-cam channel was a better choice 😂
@@SevenHunnid you are also a bot?
@@SevenHunnid good luck with that
One of my best friends was the head of this game, and I have to say, every time I hear the "thirst born" voicelines, it cracks me up. Because I know what he looks and sounds like normally, so knowing what he was doing to make his voice go like that is hilarious to think of.
Wow, that’s really cool
**tortured croaking intensifies**
Lmaooo
Did matpat get it right?
@@Jenna2k On all the parts that mattered, yes. One or two minor detail errors, but nothing that missed the story being told.
Hmm.
"Yoylecake!"
-Bubble BFDI
Gonna miss you pat this is my favourite theory in all theories
It’s funny how a song about this song got so popular and Mats over here already did a theory on it a year before
the song was made before the theory :b
2:00 Are you sure about that?
@GooglerBoi_123 check the posting dates on each video, you might be surprised :b
@@quinton7455 What shows up if I search lemon party
@@Mscue why don't you tell me? you seem rather eager for me to find out
Matpat: *DONT* google lemon party!
Me: *how bout I do, anyway?*
2 minutes later...
Why must I torture myself
What is it-?
@@angoosegachaandgames285 you dont want to know but if you must
Old man orgy
That's not fair MatPat. You can't say "DON'T LOOK THIS UP!!!" and NOT expect people to do it. It's your fault I'm having nightmares at night
When I looked it up, first thing that came up was en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lemon_Party
This is why i love dumb people im learning so much 🤩
I just googled lemon party and now I will never see lemons the same way again.
I’m scared, I just got an ad on this video saying they knew I was watching game theory
MatPat: The diet coke name is owned by coca-cola company... *sinister voice* FOR NOW
Coca-Cola: *puts Matpat on their watch-list*
Edit: I almost fainted from the likes
dfgh
@nothing just look ?
I call dibs on Coke Zero
They're gonna have to pull a Mr Beast and hire a Bounty Hunter to snipe him.
Although, considering Matt's extensive knowledge on how to survive crazy scenerios, he'd probably be fine.
lol
“I mean, if I had a nickel for every time I’ve covered one of those”
I am dead.
Hey, what do you know, so are those kids!
@@johndow2289 my head just exploded reading this comment
Ayyyyyyyy
little did he know everyone is going to search lemon party
"Thirst Born" Oh god... Noone wants to be can human hybrid
I dont even want to know why someone thought it was a good idea to bring the term BDSM CLOWNS into existence
th-cam.com/video/SkWBIc-4COs/w-d-xo.html. . .
Don't click on these links.. They are bots 🙃
Sounds like Homestuck, horrifyingly enough.
0:10 he didn't include hollow knight....
Matpat : "and that new flavor's name ? Lemon party, oh btw do not Google that"
Me : "you're about 7 years too late"
Hmmm
I'm glad I missed all the shock sites by finding out what they were without watching.
Really, don't Google it
If I'm right about anyone at their "7 years ago" point, matpat has just doomed them. Never tell people to not look something up, because they will look it up.
can someone please explain it to me in words so I don't have to traumatize myself by looking it up and seeing the images that pop up on their own
"Matpat said yoylecake" give me my 5 dollars bfdi fans
I don’t really comment on game theory and the other channels but at 1:18 it reminded me about Undertale when Mettaton pulls out a chainsaw and says the last ingredient is a human soul
"We can assume something else was going on at Cyberlife"
Conner: You don't say.
Hello, my name is Connor
I'm the android sent by CyberLife.
*insert coin flipping*
Who didn’t think of cyberlife form Detroit become human
Sorry about your window