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DSP rants about Kotaku journos with a stunning lack of self-awareness
In his stupid news segment, DSP goes over the resignation of the Kotaku editor in chief and the news that the owner of Kotaku wants to turn them into a gaming content mill instead of having them reporting on activist nonsense. In a stunning lack of self-awareness, he called them lazy and spoiled, like he isn't those things either, and claims he doesn't want them to lose their jobs while dancing on their graves. Dude is just jealous they get games early and for free (or at least they used to, before they started getting blacklisted by game companies for their nonsense).
#darksydephil #dsp #dspgaming #aquateal #kotakuisdead
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DSP basically calls LowTierGod a bitch for "plugging" in Tekken 8
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So, LowTierGod was personally banned by Harada in Tekken 8 for cheating. DSP uses this as a news segment to explain what plugging is in relation to fighting/online games, goes toxic and basically calls all pluggers, including LowTierGod (LTG), bitches. He also makes the laughable claim that he has never plugged, ever, in any online game. Darks Souls says hello, DSP! #dsp #dspgaming #darksydephi...
DSP copes over his dying channel for 30+ minutes (full w/chat)
มุมมอง 7K3 หลายเดือนก่อน
DSP immediately starts his podcast by whining about the state of dying channel for 30 minutes. He is putting his foot down and plays what HE wants to play, but immediately contradicts that by saying Baldur's Gate 3 is the only game making him money, so Final Fantasy 7 Rebirth has been sent to banworld, Like a Dragon is going to be almost every night stream from now on to get rid of it quicker, ...
DSP Hates It: The dating minigame/sidequest from Like a Dragon: Infinite Wealth
มุมมอง 2.9K5 หลายเดือนก่อน
DSP accidentally stumbled onto a sidequest while playing Like a Dragon: Infinite Wealth, and it turns out it was a sidequest that introduces a dating minigame, and we all know how much he loves romance in games. DSP jokes at first, then gets more pissed as it goes on...and on...and on. He totally fails the minigame by skipping the instructions, but when called out by his chat on that, he, of co...
[Unrecorded] DSP is assmad no one donated during Like A Dragon: Infinite Wealth; quickly clocks out
มุมมอง 2.8K5 หลายเดือนก่อน
DSP gets assmad none of his dents gave him any money for the three hours he played Like a Dragon: Infinite Wealth, so he banishes it to the night streams and quickly clocks out. #dsp #dspgaming #darksydephil #likeadragoninfinitewealth #aquateal teal
DSP makes a scat joke about children while playing Sea of Stars
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DSP was playing Sea of Stars, and he was instructed to go find a bed for his character to sleep in that was aligned with their element, and this is what came out of his mouth. Also a bonus moment where he is blind as fuck and thinks a bunch of scrolls on a shelf are a person. #dsp #dspgaming #darksydephil #seaofstars #aquateal
Baldur's Gate 3 wins GOTY; DSP stays losing with shitty takes
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Back in August, DSP proclaimed that Starfield was going to be the biggest game of the year, and that Baldur's Gate 3 will be forgotten about once Starfield comes out. Well, the Game Awards happened, and guess what? Baldur's Gate 3 won Game of the Year, and Starfield wasn't even nominated. Oops! #dsp #dspgaming #aquateal #baldursgate3 #darksydephil #gameoftheyear2023
DSP whines during the forced Cabaret Club quest from Like a Dragon Gaiden
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Mature Adult DSP gets pissy he is forced to do the Cabaret Club quest while playing Like a Dragon Gaiden, and in retaliation he insults the Japanese and treats the hostess horribly, which backfires on him because she likes most of his intentionally shitty answers. #dsp #dspgaming #likeadragongaiden #kson #aquateal
DSP whines about and is baffled that the CoD: Modern Warfare 3 beta only made $16
มุมมอง 2.3K9 หลายเดือนก่อน
DSP is baffled that his dents weren't throwing money at him for playing the Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3 beta. There was nice attendance, a lot of likes, but WHERE WAS THE SUPPORT? #dsp #dspgaming #darksydephil #aquateal #codmodernwarfare3
DSP's message to DA TROLLZ
มุมมอง 2.5K9 หลายเดือนก่อน
DSP goes on a mini toxic rant and tells us all about how meaningful his content is, and how we're losers and our content sucks. I am so hurt by this stinging takedown. Just kidding! I remain unaffected. #dspgaming #dsp #darksydephil #datrollz #aquateal
DSP's "personal issue" isn't money, but lectures his audience over low support in Street Fighter 6
มุมมอง 4.4K9 หลายเดือนก่อน
DSP starts off the stream by telling OIC that his personal issue isn't about money, yet after a stream where he only made $24 at the halfway mark, he decides to go on an unrecorded toxic rant about how much he hates playing AKI in Street Fighter 6 and that he will no longer do double Street Fighter days because the dents aren't forking over cash for his AKI gameplay. #dsp #dspgaming #darksydeph...
Jobless e-beggar DSP tells NFT bros hoping to make money by playing video games to get a real job
มุมมอง 2.6K9 หลายเดือนก่อน
DSP, as self-aware as always (which is never), self-owns himself by: telling NFT bros hoping to play Ubisoft's NFT game to get a real job; that no one wants to play games to make money: and that gaming should be for fun, not for profit. Oh wait, this is the same DSP that begs his audience every day for money while playing video games and that he himself hasn't held a real job in over 10 years? ...
DSP is disappointed his dents didn't support Mortal Kombat 1
มุมมอง 7K9 หลายเดือนก่อน
DSP got less than $75 combined for his Day 2 views of Mortal Kombat 1, and he is disappointed his dents didn't give him enough money for his Day 2 premiere stream. Maybe he should have played this on the day it came out instead of fucking around in Street Fighter 6? Just a thought. #dspgaming #dsp #darksydephil #mortalkombat1 #aquateal
[Unrecorded segment] DSP streams on his day off to avoid being spoiled in Starfield by Kat
มุมมอง 6K9 หลายเดือนก่อน
DSP decides to randomly hold an impromptu stream on his Day Off because he doesn't want Kat to spoil him in Starfield. The real reason is she probably wants him nowhere near him and he wants more of the one thing he truly loves: money. He's just doing this for fun and to kill time, guy! Yeah, right, and I'm the Queen of Sheba. #dsp #dspgaming #darksydephil #aquateal
DSP gets assmad and goes toxic when a dent calls him out on his tier rewards
มุมมอง 10K9 หลายเดือนก่อน
Video courtesy of @RawPhil . Thank you for your service to the community! A dent tipped DSP, saying that the tier rewards are a way to milk money from his fans. DSP EXPLODES on the guy, telling him that no one tips him just for the tier rewards...you know, despite DSP dangling these damn things in front of the dents everyday as an incentive to tip. DSP is so butthurt about this he brings up the...
DSP dances on the graves of Final Fantasy XVI and Square Enix
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DSP dances on the graves of Final Fantasy XVI and Square Enix
DSP whines, guilt trips, and begs like a crack addict on the Daily Crap! Tips, where are they?!
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DSP whines, guilt trips, and begs like a crack addict on the Daily Crap! Tips, where are they?!
DSP dickrides Kojima and Metal Gear Solid on its 25th anniversary
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DSP dickrides Kojima and Metal Gear Solid on its 25th anniversary
DSP refuses to have kids because of DA TROLLZ
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DSP refuses to have kids because of DA TROLLZ
DSP doesn't think Baldur's Gate 3 has a chance at GOTY and that it will fail on PS5 and Xbox
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DSP doesn't think Baldur's Gate 3 has a chance at GOTY and that it will fail on PS5 and Xbox
GameTrekker announces he is moving on and gives DSP a $150 parting gift
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GameTrekker announces he is moving on and gives DSP a $150 parting gift
DSP had to renew his internet plans and acted like a Karen to Comcast workers
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DSP had to renew his internet plans and acted like a Karen to Comcast workers
[Unrecorded] DSP goes toxic on Microsoft because he messed up his laptop's browser settings
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[Unrecorded] DSP goes toxic on Microsoft because he messed up his laptop's browser settings
[Reupload] DSP tells his chat about Jasper's UTI
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[Reupload] DSP tells his chat about Jasper's UTI
[unrecorded] DSP gloats over getting Master rank in Street Fighter 6
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[unrecorded] DSP gloats over getting Master rank in Street Fighter 6
DSP tries to retcon the Side Scrollers interview and goes on an insane rant against Stuttering Craig
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DSP tries to retcon the Side Scrollers interview and goes on an insane rant against Stuttering Craig
DSP's Karen rant about him acting like a Karen at the vet
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DSP's Karen rant about him acting like a Karen at the vet
DSP gets bodied by a Master-level Luke in SF6 and whines about it all night
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DSP gets bodied by a Master-level Luke in SF6 and whines about it all night
DSP's post-game Tears of the Kingdom review with some toxicity towards TikTok
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DSP's post-game Tears of the Kingdom review with some toxicity towards TikTok
DSP uses his broken garbage disposal as an excuse to go on a massive victim segment about trolls
มุมมอง 6Kปีที่แล้ว
DSP uses his broken garbage disposal as an excuse to go on a massive victim segment about trolls

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  • @Skonkgasm
    @Skonkgasm 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

    He only has to do it once every 100 likes when he finds time between rounds. This is absolutely something to blame for his inability to play lmfao. "He only did it because he knows this isnt a chill game" This isnt the only time he loses his mind about this either.

  • @morgana_vr7802
    @morgana_vr7802 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

    He didn’t at twitter. He hasn’t had a job in 16 years

  • @Skonkgasm
    @Skonkgasm 5 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Imagine being so much "the realest motherfucker doing this right now" that advertisers are horrified of the sheer amount of integrity you have and wont associate with you because they don't want to tarnish your reputation with their shitty product. Man Phil is next level. Losing ad money to not getting shots to take it he's so legit.

  • @Skonkgasm
    @Skonkgasm 5 วันที่ผ่านมา

    3:46 love that he is including his fucked in the head chat now "Phil used to be the king of youtube if you didnt know" The quality expectation for content went up and his rocketed into the ground.

  • @Skonkgasm
    @Skonkgasm 5 วันที่ผ่านมา

    God his chat starts a witch hunt the moment he reads the question. They are ravenous to know who asked. There's are people pressing others in chat for the name of who said this until the very end and probably long after. Psychopaths.

  • @biggumstevens1784
    @biggumstevens1784 13 วันที่ผ่านมา

    "I whas tellin muh folks bout muh problems, and dad sent me a picada fish! I sah dad, i donno how I can turn dis into a hulk hogan pull!"

  • @Knicks518
    @Knicks518 14 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I don’t get it ? He’s kinda right

  • @MetroidMan90
    @MetroidMan90 15 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Meanwhile Phil will tell the whole world when he takes out the trash. Phil's dad deserves a better soon. I would congratulate my dad for catching a fish

  • @coltonwilkie241
    @coltonwilkie241 15 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I disagree with Craig and Adam questioning him on if jokes like that are acceptable. All jokes should be acceptable. They're jokes. Phil is just God awful at making jokes and they never land for him.

  • @coltonwilkie241
    @coltonwilkie241 16 วันที่ผ่านมา

    His rant was so pathetic. Dave, just admit you can't get it up anymore.

  • @bruce8448
    @bruce8448 17 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Unsolicited fish pics😢

  • @fugoo8912
    @fugoo8912 17 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I’d sure love to deck him on behalf of all the people he treats like shit because of his narcissistic indifference.

  • @andre.mateus
    @andre.mateus 17 วันที่ผ่านมา

    He gets confused with the most simple things 😓

  • @Memanruler
    @Memanruler 23 วันที่ผ่านมา

    *child in sandbox* "Ya know, I would like this if the developers just put into some robust and meaningful directions so I can find the content to enjoy, I don't have all day to simply sit in this sand, build castles, move earth, I've got a wife dude"

  • @flkfnd
    @flkfnd หลายเดือนก่อน

    The phrase is Plug-Puller, and Phil we dont forget the "Old Monk" fight in Demon's Souls where you pulled the plug like a bitch.

  • @BigPeppo91
    @BigPeppo91 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I freaking died laughing at this whole thing

  • @Tw1stedN3rd98
    @Tw1stedN3rd98 หลายเดือนก่อน

    what the hell does this dummy even be going on about

  • @gileadbot19
    @gileadbot19 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Good lord, anyone else reading his chat?? It's like it's nothing but either severely lonely, regarded people or young children who just learned how to write. Poor bastards are too fckn stupid to realize pigroach doesn't care about anything but their money.

  • @George_the_gun_walker
    @George_the_gun_walker หลายเดือนก่อน

    based phil ngl

  • @ShitOwl
    @ShitOwl หลายเดือนก่อน

    5:39 more sad than when scott passed

  • @ShitOwl
    @ShitOwl หลายเดือนก่อน

    i love how he says "me and my family" all the time yet its just him and khet who is cheating on him most of the time when she's out because she knows he never leaves the house so there is no chance of him finding out

  • @Ihateartichokes
    @Ihateartichokes หลายเดือนก่อน

    Keep in mind, he was already a fully grown man when he was saying this shit. So no, he did not “mature,” he’s just keeping that side of him off the camera because you can’t be openly bigoted anymore.

  • @jordandennis6794
    @jordandennis6794 หลายเดือนก่อน

    So insecure

  • @humanbean3
    @humanbean3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    i love u at

  • @bleedingbarry3708
    @bleedingbarry3708 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    King of Petty 🤣🤣

  • @apa123APA
    @apa123APA 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Love these old videos, the instant lies and retcons. "I was never banned off Twitch, except those false copyright strikes". Nah piggy, you got suspended indefinitely for bits goals to #SaveTheHouse during that chain of tax fundraisers when Pigcaros flew too close to the sun in the money high of a new begging scam he'd found.

  • @yurikendal4868
    @yurikendal4868 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Phil is lieing his rear off in this video. "Liberalism" got him bhanned. So being banned off from a site for saying things they asked you not to is "liberalism". Enforcing rules is "liberalism", sure thing.

  • @morgana_vr7802
    @morgana_vr7802 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    usually if you watch any movie/tv show/video game ect, the significance of scenes like these aren't to exists because its horny bait or whatever. the significance is usually to show how much 2 characters like each other, to show affection and bond for one another. phil is dense as shit

  • @OGfellowfriend
    @OGfellowfriend 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    well, it was a good run

  • @yurikendal4868
    @yurikendal4868 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Phil asks for money to take care of his personal business, so yeah, we shoul;d know what is going on in his life. If he is wasting the money he is giving on gambling for a gatcha mobuile game, his investors should know that.

  • @flkfnd
    @flkfnd 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I dont think he's ever 100% completed a game in his life. Nor "beaten" nor "finished". What he does is conclude the games' narratives. Nothing more.

  • @flkfnd
    @flkfnd 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Cope harder you crybaby content tourist.

  • @cdizzytv3753
    @cdizzytv3753 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    If u can "EXPLAIN" everything 2 the judge, Y Cant u explain it now then...? exactly

  • @cdizzytv3753
    @cdizzytv3753 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    So he became King Beggar instead... gr8, ur kahntent IS JUNK

  • @nugzmedallion8929
    @nugzmedallion8929 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    No idea why you've decided to kiss Raven's ass and die on the loli hill but you're a fucking joke now 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I mean you have to not only condone loli but probably endorse and enjoy it yourself to just jump off the deep end with arguably the biggest loser that's ever been considered a "detractor." Have fun with your homeboy I guess.

  • @TheJman669
    @TheJman669 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Wanted to say thanks for all the content over the years, you have held Phils feet to the fire and caught him in 4K more times than i can count. Big ups! However with the revelations having to do with Raven im gonna have to say goodbye. Take care.

    • @DIGITALG4NGSTER
      @DIGITALG4NGSTER 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Who is Raven and what did they do?

    • @TheJman669
      @TheJman669 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@DIGITALG4NGSTER RavensDolphin was a fellow detractor of Phil (DSP) He used to do streams called "Hoodlum hours" on his Channel im not sure about currently, he started to have stances that some dont agree with. The main thing with me is Ravens liked pictures on social media happen to include young anime style characters either dressed in very little clothing or in sexual implied positions. Most of the detractor-verse has cut ties with him, Aqua has continues to stream with him which is their right but i dont feel comfortable with it.

    • @DIGITALG4NGSTER
      @DIGITALG4NGSTER 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@TheJman669 Thanks for the info but detractor drama might be the lamest thing on this planet

    • @TheJman669
      @TheJman669 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@DIGITALG4NGSTER To each their own, have a good one.

    • @unknownmeme9020
      @unknownmeme9020 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@TheJman669i hate you

  • @society1328
    @society1328 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    people saying this in 2012 was more common for edge lords and dumb teens HE WAS 30 a grown ass man it doesn’t matter if it was less offensive back then 🤦🏽‍♂️

  • @apolloforabetterfuture4814
    @apolloforabetterfuture4814 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    "Stop acting like a 5 year old about the goddamn bubbles" LMAO

  • @nordiquefb
    @nordiquefb 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    What an incredible story. I'm pretty well versed on DSP lore and I had never heard this one before. DSP really brought his wife to a burger king with druggies shooting up outside it for her birthday

  • @_Darth_Vader_
    @_Darth_Vader_ 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    He always speaks so much and says so little

  • @Dutchmaster707
    @Dutchmaster707 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Reminder that Phil doubled down on this less than a week ago

  • @megan9601
    @megan9601 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Everything he has said is about himself: “Joke of the Internet” “100% shlocky” “thinking they’re the rebels of gaming journalism” “never stopped to ask if anyone wanted this” “I don’t know how they thought they could do this for long”

  • @CFronTV
    @CFronTV 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    dude literally just said everyone but me has to bust their ass…. he really is fucking so hateable

  • @the21stsergeant
    @the21stsergeant 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    His major problem, outside of being an insane hypocrite with zero self-awareness, is he thinks in the now about everything. When he's 50 and beyond, nobody will watch him play video games, or pay him to talk. He'll never retire comfortably. He is *fucked* in old age.

  • @shadowoctopus099-bf4ug
    @shadowoctopus099-bf4ug 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    DSP is as journalistic as a trash-diving tabloid magazine writer. He is right, though; Kotaku is a libtard propaganda rag, populated by weak, loser Marxist scum.

  • @SoFarSoGoodSoWhat14
    @SoFarSoGoodSoWhat14 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Kotaku is too political? Fresh talking points from the year 2016 there Phil

  • @DameunPutazo
    @DameunPutazo 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    This whole rant is on brand for Phil: Hypocrisy, lack of self-awareness, ack-ackness, and “oohds.”

  • @ericsbuds
    @ericsbuds 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    he jsut cant realise that hes such an asshole that people aernt gonna want to watch him regarldess. its never him, its only everyone else.

  • @ericsbuds
    @ericsbuds 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    6:07 stunning display of hiporcricy, even from phil...

  • @thanatos2980
    @thanatos2980 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    It would be so funny to watch and see phil go down some right wing reactionary pipeline while being supported by his dents ssi and disability checks 😂