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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 14 พ.ย. 2023
- Mature Adult DSP gets pissy he is forced to do the Cabaret Club quest while playing Like a Dragon Gaiden, and in retaliation he insults the Japanese and treats the hostess horribly, which backfires on him because she likes most of his intentionally shitty answers.
#dsp #dspgaming #likeadragongaiden #kson #aquateal - เกม
Phil: *Hates Japan for being perverts*
Also Phil: *Is perfectly fine with Derich being a pervert and a pedo*
Um Derich is Chinese Canadian dood, not Japanese.
Bugged racism mechanics. Nothing he could do
@@diegopinon5275Don't think the comment is meant to imply derich is Japanese. Think they were simply pointing out he's a pervert that's it😑
@@karaso0 Diego was definitely being sarcastic aswell lol
Men if only it was a gay club.. Phil would be excited and giggling awkwardly
Right? 🤣😂
A club of oiled up men tossing about on a wrestling mat ...
"This is so stoopid. This is stoopid man." -DSP playing a game where you have to interact with a beautiful woman
"I love this dood ackackackack, meaningful curated gaming!" -DSP playing Candy Crush so he can look at sweaty topless men
If there was a Liquid Richard segment of the game he would do every quest
That's hilarious 😂 😂😂😂
"spending money for a virtual relationship you get nothing out of" He's describing his own viewer base.
“Ugh the perverted Japanese dood…Oh goodnight Derich 💖” - DSP and pdf.file
IKR?! The irony of it all lol
Not to mention Phil's toilet "humor" 🤢🤮
Ayu: "It's nice to meet you, I'm Ayu."
🐷: "Uhh, I won 4th place at EVO!" *snort*
Ayu: "What's important in your line of work?"
🐷: "The tips goal after I was fired from Begs Buy and the helicahptur kumpanee."
Ayu: "How much do you drink?"
🐷: "Over 6 MILLION bottles...gone!"
If only if it was a maid café, but replace all the maids with sweaty wrestling doods. DSP would be having the time of his life!
If it was a sauna club for men he would be in heaven for the second time.
Gotta be snort hogan Dood
Oh, you bet I would! It would have been better if I had that instead! *snort*
"Dood! This is amazing! Ack Ack Ack Ack!"
"Let's just get this over with." He makes it seem like interacting with attractive women is some sort of punishment lol.
He’s married doood
Is he hiding his sexuality, this is bizarre…
@@judgeprime3730 Well, he wasnt complaining during the sweaty man on man action in the sauna or the gay flirting in Starfield. Just saying.
“I got off cheap” he pretty much says this under his breath everyday after going out with khet
After he got her Burger King for her birthday.
Actually he gets off cheap when Derich and OIC send the bussy pics to his DMs. ;)
Phil: "Ugh the japanese loves their virtual relationships!"
Also Phil: *has to ask permissions from his wife for a kiss because hes about to get mad at a video game*
If Phil had any kind of exposure to life outside his safe space, he'd know that the Japanese Cabarets are essentially modern Geisha clubs.
A place where men can spend time with a classy, beautiful, intelligent women who are trained in the art of being a gracious companion.
Basically the exact opposite of what Khat is... oh, wait. Maybe that's why Phil hates them so much. lol
Geisha does what your horse don't!
Damn for somebody with such a foul mouth at times he's also a prude
Happy to see his racism surface and be seen on full display.
Sure they do a lot of weird stuff in Japan but calling it a perverted culture because there are people that pay for some time with a woman?
@@TheZodiacRipper phil always been racist with any race, though he hold himself about black people, probably because he is afraid to get his ass kicked, but with asians? he feel safe to brag his racist views on streams all the time.
this is not like his first time , there are a few times he mock what or how they eat, then saying gibberish and pretend he speak like a samurai while saying some racist shit.
Not too sure he's an actual racist, I think he's just too fucking stupid to understand that the world isn't like his fenced in community (in Renton/at home being catered to by mummy and so on) he's lived his entire life protected/fenced in, he hasn't got a clue of reality....his narcissism certainly doesn't help, fairly certain he suffers from some form of "on the scale"-shit as well... (like Saint Terry saw reality Piggy's unable to)
1:59 If Piggy had the ability to self-reflect he'd know that's what Jayde and so on does, they give you money for the comfort of getting nothing outsiode of - hopefully NOT - being banned from your stupid chat!
How exactly is this racist? I’m so sick of people throwing out racist as a title for everything. At most he was uncomfortable by the weird culture in Japan. Kind of not an L for DSP on this one. Japan is weird asf.
@@AwFiddleStickss pigga, are you blind and deaf? Apparently.
"Valuble work skills....whatever that means" yes Phil we know you're unfamiliar
"Yeah, Im a horrible alcoholic"
Clip that. Play it back.
Phil really wants you to know he's not giving any money. He wants your money though, he really really does
I found that pretty ironic too. His dents never see it though.
Phil sees a parasocial relationship right in front of him and it just doesn't click.
His irrational anger and racism is top tier chill 😂
Didn’t one of dsp’s mods go to Japan and get scammed hundreds of dollars by these clubs looooooool
KGhaleon IIRC
Hostess clubs aren't the same thing, entirely. There's a subset that have people out to fish tourists off the street then lie about the price of things until the bill shows up. I mean you still have a bunch of women in your face to distract you but at least hostess clubs aren't lying about their prices or drugging you to steal your card.
Man two things that Phil hates the most in his life, Asians and women that isn’t his wife. This guy is just so unbelievably ignorant it hurts to watch this and it hurts even more for not picking Kson first.
Classic DSP from MGS1
You'll never convince me that Phil is not a virgin.
thank god the US culture is purist and does not any stuff like hooter or strip clubs
imagine going on a date with dsp! u be sad and then happy later!
Sad, that u had to waste your time with him and buy everything yourself for the night
Happy, because its finally over when u return home!
DSP,the man who doesn't know what to do with his wife when his internet was down want to give us couple advice!!!!
Just keep bashing the Japanese Phil I hope it comes back and reality bites you
I really do see him getting his teeth knocked out of his mouth by a Japanese guy.
it already did, he is a fucking loser forever to be a man child.
Pigroach can't imagine wasting money on something! LOL
He can't even hide his disdain for Japan or women.
Humans like attractive people. Something phil will never understand.
Seeing Phil's boobs and nipples through his shirt: perfectly fine and calls the audience members weirdos for bringing it up
Phil seeing women's boobs in a video game: acts like a weirdo while the audience members are perfectly fine
What can I say he just can't handle being with a woman daddy never told him how to treat women correctly 😭 it shows how much he cares about 😺
Incel Burnell.
Phil gets super pissed whenever he sees any chick above 5/10 because it reminds him he's only ever scored with absolute DOG women
Khet could have been a swimsuit model d00d
😂😂😂
@@Ryochan7she could win a trophy at the Kentucky Derby dood!!
Him wearing the pikachu hate while ranting was just icing on the cake.
Guys.. remember back when he treated any female characters like that in 2010's especially Eva from MGS3
Him being so offended by this type of stuff and throwing out every insecure middle school tier joke he can at it really says a lot about him. Even if this kind of stuff does make you uncomfortable you should not throw this kind of tantrum around it and at least try to play into how silly it is rather than being a child.
DSP thinks hostesses wearing cocktail dresses is "half naked". My guy I see people wearing fewer clothes at a Wal Mart,
That's like the least of the problems in his rambling bullshit but the guy acts like wanting to drink and spend time with attractive people is something only done in Japan. DSP has no human contact or connection with anyone that he somehow thinks "paying money to have drinks and food with people" is for perverts when there are more rules and restrictions and less general sleaze compared to a strip club.
I hope the Cabaret stuff is mandatory later on to complete the game.
Gee, Phil was being really honest with that cabaret girl with his drinking habits. Wonder if that's how he convinced Khet.
What did Khet do to this guy?
When will these Japanese game devs finally learn he is MARRIED?! He has a wife. Unbelievable they can give him honest replies about drinking but they make a married man go to this club.
Does he think Japan is the only country where people spend money to talk to half-naked women and 'get nothing out of it' or
Doesn't surprise me , he's a good little piggy that's probably why he's never had many dates😅 I don't know how panda Lee put up with him?😢
The irony of a 41 year old man wearing a Pikachu hat complaining about "perversions" in a videogame by having to interact at a cabaret club.
Calling a place stupid … but look what he wearing cmon Phil
“She likes alcoholics, wow! (Takes a drink)”
you know for a fact this is how he treats cat
Now imagine he's talking about how ridiculous it is to pay someone to drive the food you already paid for to your house.
If this how he think he should be acting, and this how he want his “carefully curated” audience to behave, well then who the fuck is this play through for?
What fuckin new viewer is gonna sit through the two day wait period to use a dead chat while just stomaching him trashing a game they came to see?
Phil, you’re the last person to be lecturing others about “not having real relationships.”
YOU HAVE NO FRIENDS!!!
Remember the only woman for him is his mom
I mean his wife 🤣
I can't even Imagine what would happen if DSP plays Neptunia series(especially Re;Birth3),that would be the highlight of the decade as TIHYDP!
apparently he forgot when he zerked slim jim live
Tell us how not mad you still are for your fourth place finish, Phil.
Big ups Aqua!
I'm still convinced Phil is a virgin. He's way too uncomfortable dealing with the opposite sex, even in video games.
Oh no!!! No shirtless men 😂
Wow Phil is so positive and 1000% not a toxic asshole
If i needed an clip of why DSP is such an lolcow, this is it. Watching an 41 year old man in an pikachu hat mock Japanese culture and whine about being forced to do an hostess minigame is an perfect summary of everything wrong with DSP
Phil has no problem draining his viewers bank accounts for every last dime and blowing it on hogans but god forbid he spend fake money in a game for a side mission “there you get the free water I’m not spending any of MY money on you”
“They can’t stop being perverted no matter what game you play.” I know someone like that, I’ll say that much.
This "man" is how old??!!
This is another good comparison to maximilian. Phil can keep this prude act up and claim it's because he's married, but max can appreciate fanservice despite being not only married but also a father
Instead of playing along and having fun like any other streamer would do to entertain his audience... And this is a videogame, is not real.
1:17 so….like strip clubs in the states?
My god, he is so obnoxious and he expects people to pay him for that. Hmm lets see, either pay a man child to talk about butt stuff and insult you while he drinks gin or pay a woman to sweet talk you while you drink anything else but gin. This is a tough one but I´ll choose the woman because she wont call me the next day and say Tips? Where are they?
@1:30 : Says the professor of social studies, as he preach wearing a pikachu hat.
Fun fact, you can just quit the minigame shortly after choosing a hostess and you’ll proceed through story like normal
But I guess he needed a reason to hate Asians again
Phil is completely oblivious to his pervert fans.
It's quite an achievement to build up a fanbase of people you despise.
Phil only gets excited from Hogans
Imagine being judgemental of an entite culture you know zero about but begging while playing their game at same time..
Now it just feels like a bit he’s doing. He know’s people are annoyed by his attitude on this.
Just found this channel...its dedicated DSP hahaha. Smashed sub button
How did Phil not get flagged for racism?
Sheesh, imagine NOT picking KSon.
(woman shows boobs) DSP: "I don't get it".
Still the best part of Phil's Gaiden streams so far
You can see that the only time phil will pay for a woman is when she will give out something. The moment he's now getting less money, kat immediately leaves his ass. It's also telling how much less aggressive he is about this stance now that the maid is gone.
Funny how Phil wasn't so prudish when Leanna was with him. Imagine having a 7 dump your ass and you end up marrying a 3 just so you won't be alone.
Also, the clubs in this game despite me utterly hating the live-action change aren't very perverted, unless you secure the "date" ending after getting all three hearts. Also, Phil not understanding why Japan men/women would go to these clubs not understanding the basic work culture of Japan. The people of Japan don't really have a social life outside of the work environment and dating isn't a big thing like it is for us. So, men go to these clubs to get that illusion of a date without all the stress of rejection within society over there. It's really not a hard concept to understand.
its so funny hearing this from the guy who has a ritual of jacking it during his prestream and going live mere seconds afterwards
That's rich coming from a guy that filmed browsing pr0n movies (with his ex) for ad revenue
0:50. I immediately said "pandalee!" and instantly knew he would pick the opposite one. I was correct.
People have been saying Kson ("Kei", the one on the left) looks like PandaLee, but it's kind of hard for me to tell without a side-by-side comparison 😅
club is only thing that makes me kind of want the game. its a well thought out and hilarious feature. plus kson
tbf, i never really liked the caberet mini game, but the segments it forces you to do isn't really dragged out. phil is acting like you have to beat the minigame in it's entirety when that's not really the case.
Mista world travela here teaching us about Japanese culture
This game is for 18+ so you can have a virtual relationship thing in the game what is the big deal? Who is he to judge? In fact this is the same guy who acted like a kid on christmas day when he fought a naked Ruiji Goda 😂😂😂
Real Yakuza romance KSON and don't piss and moan over interacting with women in a video game.
No shade towards Ayu's actress but how do you not pick Kson...
As a Reminder:
Phail has better count his LUCKY FUCKING STARS that he didn't pick kSon as the Girl he did his 'Modern Day Puritan Boomer Sthick' on. Because if he DID he would have had *EVERY KIRYU COCO AND kSon STAN* and much of the V-Tuber World jumping Down his throat to likely SERIOUSLY HARM HIM.
To give you a reference when the SJW Twitterati went after any Streamer playing Hogwarts Legacy when Pikamee was forced into Graduating these V-Tuber Fans DOXXED the People who personally harassed Pikamee.
Pigboi dodged a fucking bullet by not picking a Drama fight with the Dragon of hololive.
What I find even funnier is the lady on the left is a successful TH-camr/Vtuber. Sucks to suck Phil.
Always enjoy your content aqua❤️ do us all a favor and don't stop 🛑 take care girl❤️🙏👍💯
He’s not wrong tho
I'm surprised Phil was able to look at a real woman for so long without his eyeballs melting. This must have been pure torture for him; laying his eyes upon anyone but his beautiful, beautiful horse.
I love Japanese women. They're more mature than American women.
NeanderthalsydePhil could never survive in Japan for real.
Weeaboo.
Clever, refined, personable and sweet, yet with definite steel to their character. Japanese women are quite the lovely and strong ladies.
Agreed. Imagine not picking Kson. The definition of tactical error considering your name is Kazuma Kiryu
Bruh
Why is he so awkward around sexy women? He acts like a child. This is bizarre
If only his chat gave him zero dollars to talk to him.
Also, I prefer Yakuza 6's Anri Okita. 😉😆
the devs are men and women of taste I see. 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
He’s definitely asexual
It's so weird how he acts like a virgin around women.