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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 28 ม.ค. 2024
- DSP accidentally stumbled onto a sidequest while playing Like a Dragon: Infinite Wealth, and it turns out it was a sidequest that introduces a dating minigame, and we all know how much he loves romance in games. DSP jokes at first, then gets more pissed as it goes on...and on...and on. He totally fails the minigame by skipping the instructions, but when called out by his chat on that, he, of course, claims he didn't do that. It also made him mad at the end when they started talking about microtransactions and the entitlement of mobile app users. I wonder why? Is it WWE Champions time?
Also, Bonus segment at the end where DSP meets KSON in the game.
#dsp #dspgaming #darksydephil #aquateal #likeadragoninfinitewealth - เกม
This is the same series where two naked men fighting in a sauna was the most amazing thing ever.
To FilIiam, at least.
WTF has that anything to do with this?
naked man on the beach: giddy and rocking back and forth like crazy
dating minigame: cringe
He also skipped the dating tutorial IRL, life never told him you had to put effort into a relationship dood. The developers of love are morahnz dood.
No! DSP helped Panda with her soap buhness and Khat with her OBS issues, dood!
Lol @ "developers of love" 😅
Bugged love mechanics doodt! Nothing he could do.
It's absolutely hilarious how nervous he gets when it starts mentioning micro transactions.
A little boy in a middle aged body perfectly describes Phil lol.
Only Phil is in a elderly out of shape fragile body.
👩: "It's Kano. Hi."
🐷: "Nao gurlz, I really need your support tonight, the late night dates have been really slow the last few days due to the fake Argentinian girls that stood me up leaving me with two big bills coming up next month...."
"Tell me a little about yourself."
7:47 - "DSP hasn't touched a vaj since 2013" that was pretty good timing lmao
I love how he tries explaining the “mismatch” joke, as if anybody wouldn’t understand.
The joke was completely ruined when he did that.
Phil is always the last one to get a pun and then wants to explain it to everyone.
He had to explain it out aloud to himself.
Wow, this game is totally inspired by DSP's life
Real animated until they mention *micro-transactions* 10:10 Even stops breathing all of a sudden. Then fake goat laugh, then nervous throat clear. Literally says “I’m so uncomfortable I can’t take this no more!”
Like a lesser version of down from the rafters lol
"Oh God you look like shit.." he says about the character with dark unkempt hair, a goatee, and a chubby face.
he's just like me, frfr
But I thought this game was his life story?
I know the focus is how awkward he is when it comes to relationships in games, but how TF could he not figure out the quick time event?
The 41-year old, 'professional bizness' gamer had a clear sequence of button prompts come up (twice) and *STILL* went *"HoW Do YoU dO THiS??!"*
(...and then, of course, blamed the game as being the one that's "incredibly stupid")
Imagine being 41yrs and acting like child when it comes to anything romantic in game. I'm 100% confident Pigroach not only is incel but yiu can see how nerves he got about microtransactions...but it again this his life 😂
7:18 *Skips tutorial*
7:27 & 8:00 “What’s going on? How do you do this?”
9:17 “What do you mean I skipped the tutorial?!”
gg phil, skipping through simply because he doesnt want to be here.
I don't know what you are talking about.
He claims he has been looking forward to this game but is doing everything he can to skip it.
He literally wont take responsibility for anything.
@@XxBattlesnipexX he claims he likes the series but acts like he’s never played it. There’s a lot of video in the beginning establishing the game. There are big mini games that you learn to play. He just wants to plow through as fast as possible and go on to the next one.
Also bonus point. Kson recorded and made all her own dialog herself.
My god Phil is being a big baby over something very stupid. Also how they hell do you fail that? Damn Phil.
Don't know where to post so, welcome back!!
Life-long gamer being confused by a line of buttons? Must be The Guy.
There's that "random and unwarranted urges for violence against women" version of Phil. Every cutscene in Yakuza is 15 minutes too long buddy, whats got you so mad about this one, I wonder? 🤔
Can’t believe I didn’t put two and two together hearing Kson. Got me like “MOTHERFUCKER, THATS COCO”
Well...Phil does like drinking, staying indoors and talking about his problems
He's married dood he cant go dating fictional women !!
Why is he so weird
So, he's mad because FF16 was serious and didn't go full clown mode to cater to his extreme insecurities....
Kei is like the "nerdy asian girl" in highschool he was in love with.
Come on dood, everybody knows that Hogan > Women
Wild how he starts the sidequest laughing or whatever you call that seal barking guffaw he does and then like halfway through he gets weirdly angry and violent because the dialog is still going.
My guy you can advance the dialog yourself. Also this is like your fifth RGG game, you should know that lengthy dialog scenes are baked into the game
i stumbled into the quest and it is actually really nice. tho i didnt expect the genshin impact reference (apologems)
I mean how can you fail that, Phil is a dumbass.
"I was supposed to push buttons? I didnt know that it never said that" you skipped the entire instructions part!
Even without the tutorial and having never played the game myself, I could immediately tell you were supposed to hit the sequence of buttons below the message window to simulate Ichiban typing. How Phil, a lifelong, "professional" gamer could be so utterly lacking in gamer intuition is beyond me. Every playthrough, he acts like it's his first time holding a controller.
fucking winnie pooh games on the ps2 had inputs like this how phil didnt clock this immediately is beyond me@@pilkman01
When Phil wonders why nobody is interested in his RPG streams, he should watch this on a loop. The guy who "loves" Yakuza games is shocked that there is a mini game with girls. He acts like a preteen watching something he shouldn't be and scared his parents are going to catch him. Then complaining he doesn't know what to do when every one of those games always has a tutorial. He just mashed buttons to get through it, scared Kat is going to see him. It's more pathetic than cringe.
Welcome back! Welcome back! Welcome back!
Is the a "low intelligence/mental disorder" section that Dave could choose his next "cleaner/cook?" Also, for Dave, are you able to choose under age victims?
''I have no clue whas goign on'' ... *skips tutorial 2 minutes earlier with the words ''yeah yeah yeah''*
Funny enough at 8:56 he realized it was a quicktime event...as if the meter depleting and buttons above it didnt give it away.
Professional
14:10 Phil, nobody wants to be on your friends list, that's why you have no friends.
Also funny how this guy would rather skip the last 2 minutes of cutscenes than even CONSIDER reading his non-paying chat
You know, I bet Real Life gave Phil plenty of chances to "read the tutorial", so to speak. And just like he does in videogames he would go "Yeah yeah fuck off with that, I know what to do." The same consequences happen.
11:50 Hello nurse!
"pygmy" women. Who describes...never mind.
Another Yakuza game, another bored phil. Maybe if Argentina disappeared off the map and the tips rolled in like a tidal wave, the game would suddenly become really fun!
100% he flubed that on purpose.
Glad you got your channel back 😊🙏
He thinks because she has glasses she's a nerd 🤦♂
Why does he get so weirded out
He projects himself onto the characters he plays in video games like a child.
There are many theories, probably because he is incapable of a relationship that doesn't solely benefit him; but certainly would be interesting to study him in a lab. He truly is a specimen.
He's a massive closet case.
according to other rants of his he sees any form of ingame romance either as "cheating on his wife" cause he often says "i have a wife i dont want this" and stuff like that. or recently he compared every romance scene, not just sex scenes, as the equivalent of watching porn in the living room with your family
How dare this game have depth!
Phil is so humorless, he's lucky it's taken this long for him to start floundering.
I support fully pirating this game.
I'm glad you're back.
PP Stroker Phail can't get it up like he used to, man!
Dark Syde Karen comes out when 1st World Problems and/or women are involved.
Welcome back
GOD PHIL REALLY SHOULDNT HAVE SKIPPED THE FUCKING TUTORIAL HOW CAN YOU FUCKING FAIL THE MISS MATCH STUFF IF YOU GIVE AT LEAST DECENT ANSWERS:
Welcome back Aqua Teal. That Nyanners video you showcased is a fave of mine.
Same Nyanners that used to drop the N-bomb?!
@@hurricanemixer *Shrugs* Probably? (Akira meme where I suddenly remember the end of her cover of Gettin' Tipsy.) Oh there it is. Heh. That's the internet for ya. Dig in their respective kitty litter for long enough, you find the nuggets.
@@Searching4Rinoa Jesus. I never knew she got involved in the Philverse but I shouldn’t be surprised. It’s a collective of awful people. Her, Keem, Rich, Stuttering Craig, Boogie, etc. Everyone who becomes a part of the DSP story is just irredeemably awful.
@@hurricanemixer She didn't really get involved. She did as most people who find out about Phil in that video. He punched up from his 7-layer Yamcha sized crater at her being in Like A Dragon: Ishin! And she broke like we all did when Phil went "I'm American, and I'm white, and I don't get it."
@hurricanemixer what did Craig do that makes him irredeemable? And really? Nyanners saying the N word makes her irredeemable?
Welcome back 🙏
Yep this game is pretty much his life fr, fr. A 42 year old man talking awkwardly to people outside and doesn't know how to play games with micoitransactions, goatlaughing all the way.
Welcome back AT! I missed you!
Glad you're back. I understand how hard you've been through. So the rest of us. An advice we gave Phil on his stream, watch your "slipped" slurs. Stay strong, ok? 😉
he's so uncomfortable hahahaha
13:17 Oh My God!! It’s Leanna !!
*note : Pandalee is not Asian.
He wishes. Kson is about a million times more attractive than Panda could ever hope to be. lol
had to explain the miss match ironic joke. we fucking get it. games do this shit a lot
IS HE REALLY SHITTING ON THE PACING CAUSE HE STUMBLED INTO A SUBSTORY WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK no phil you dont get to say this its a substory i went there on purpose its not a mandatory one and even if it is here is the thing. ITS PART OF THE FUCKING GAME the fact that phils textskipping at the end shows how fast he wanted to get out of that quest the moment microtransactions are involved. otherwise he would have tried to skip the minigame itself.
Romantically illiterate? That sounds just like DSP.
Funny how Phil uses buzz words from this game in his rants lately like "pony up" and "asshole". Kinda weird.
Once again, Phil acting in his typical male Karen manner and being uncomfortable with fictional dating side quests like as if he’s in the closet (again, I wouldn’t be surprised if he’s actually secretly dating Derich!), Phil gives homosexuality a bad name.
PHIL SAYS THIS IS A WASTE OF TIME AND 2CAN WE PLAY THE GAME2 ON THAT LOGIC DONDOKO IS A WASTE OF TIME YET HES TRYING TO GET THERE ASAP SO KAT CAN DO ALL THE SHIT
too bad this minigame isnt like wwe championship
Who in the actual f*ck plays Yakuza dubbed?
regards
sup. the dub is actually pretty good. tho i can fully understand player preference in not wanting to play dubbed.
Playing with American voices it truely dented
@@guerrillavanilla Not everyone is a SPECIAL snowflake bub, you can say reTards if you wanna
God this is embarrassing.
This English dubbing is weirding me out.
It's alright it's not that bad
It's not the quality, it's just that I've played all the games with subtitles and to hear them in English for the first time is wild to me.
😅 simply terrible...
why is blud playing English version? The dialogue is awkward
Captain Closeted strikes again. If it's got women in it, he cries and runs for his mama. Needs to wrap himself in Linda's apron strings while cuddling a Hogan doll. The worst part is that he plays in English. WTF
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