DSP refuses to have kids because of DA TROLLZ

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  • A viewer asks DSP about having kids, and he complains that it would be irresponsible for him to have children because DA TROLLZ would harass them just like they would him, his wife, his parents, and anyone else that has ever come into contact with him. Basically a victim segment disguised as concern for his never to be born children.
    #dspgaming #dsp #darksydephil #dspreacts #aquateal

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  • @Darksy_DePhil
    @Darksy_DePhil ปีที่แล้ว +171

    We cut off the bloodline, all. Trolls win.

    • @blargface1561
      @blargface1561 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm happy about this. Atleast this gross pig won't procreate

    • @BovineIntervention
      @BovineIntervention ปีที่แล้ว

      FAMILY EXTERMINATED

  • @alecaquino4306
    @alecaquino4306 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    You can't have children without having physical intimacy with your wife first...

    • @TheDarkQueen89
      @TheDarkQueen89 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Makes me think of that sketch with Hugh Laurie and Stephen Fry where Hugh plays the part of an irate father who learns his son has been taught Sex ed at school lol

    • @dertythegrower
      @dertythegrower ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ❤This should be pinned if not top voted reply ... well said, sir.. i agree, Alecaquino

    • @lilheinz9496
      @lilheinz9496 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I bet u she told him hers times running up and she will be having a kid with another man and family and a real life not being a maid horse to pigler, her and Tyrone will always be there to wipe Phil’s ass for him and all tears away cause his life so tough and gets stalked and harassed fo no reason at all cause totaly innocent dood, I lied to prot3ct my fuhmaily”

  • @zoomingby
    @zoomingby ปีที่แล้ว +101

    Such lies. He doesn't want kids because he's a narcissist and kids are about being selfless, putting someone else before yourself, and massive sacrifice. Secondly, he'd almost certainly have to give up gaming, his channel, get a real job, and actually become an adult at 41. No matter what he tells his wife or himself, those are the REAL reasons he won't have kids.

    • @ak-qd2jk
      @ak-qd2jk ปีที่แล้ว +15

      i agree 100% and here he is blaming other people lol he is a total sociopath

    • @AllianceSpectreKeener
      @AllianceSpectreKeener ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He wont get a job unless the place is despatate beyond beief or one of his relatives pulls some serious strings. His resume has been effectively dead for 15 years. He has little to no prior experience or any skills. He didn’t even learn beginner stuff for video editing.
      People with active resumes, skills and abundant experience struggle to find good jobs in current economy. This creature stands no chance on his own

    • @guerrillavanilla
      @guerrillavanilla ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nailed it. Being a parent is hard.

    • @jeremyknight9980
      @jeremyknight9980 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      He'd be a terrible Father anyway, using them to guilt his audience into giving him boatloads of money while being straight up neglectful of them.

  • @JoelElTractor
    @JoelElTractor ปีที่แล้ว +104

    This man has tried everything to remove any outside connections from himself and his wife. A child would destroys that because then families get involved. It obvious he wants nothing to do with is parents, outside of giving him money, and he needs to keep control over Kat. What a selfish prick.

    • @mushrooooooooooom
      @mushrooooooooooom ปีที่แล้ว +11

      absolutely. phil fully intends to live like this for the rest of his life. and any kind of outside interference would jeopardize that.

    • @mushrooooooooooom
      @mushrooooooooooom ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ​@@anthonylouie36don't give him ideas....

    • @Beautiful_Mess
      @Beautiful_Mess ปีที่แล้ว

      The poor child would be an absolute shut in, like these two morons.

    • @babylonastronaut
      @babylonastronaut ปีที่แล้ว +2

      There is no way in hell he gives up his lifestyle of continuous leisure to raise a child, come on darsfadill.

    • @StarChildInABubble
      @StarChildInABubble ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The guy claims she loves him, but is it true? It might be at the beginning of their relationship, but what is she feeling now? He's been lying to us so many times in the past. We need to hear the story from her pespective. Remember, she's autistic. I can imagine she's not capable or too afraid to talk back or express how she's really feeling.

  • @Cofcos
    @Cofcos ปีที่แล้ว +86

    In that case we must continue to troll him at all costs. He must never be allow to inflict himself on an innocent child.

  • @GamerGuyOG
    @GamerGuyOG ปีที่แล้ว +54

    He won't have kids cause that would take away from his WWE champions money

  • @STRING3R
    @STRING3R ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Thank god, can you imagine this creature raising a child?

    • @p.p.burnell7294
      @p.p.burnell7294 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      If you tip $5000 per week, I'll be able to maintain my child. Please step it up and help! *snort*

    • @jameswolfstar
      @jameswolfstar ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Dave would ask his kid for an allowance every week

  • @NexZu-
    @NexZu- ปีที่แล้ว +53

    The trolls are doing a great service, stopping the procreation of another dave to be born is the same as being a superhero.

    • @celticsole7542
      @celticsole7542 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And the gin

    • @ShadowBaofu
      @ShadowBaofu ปีที่แล้ว

      On the other hand he'd lose everything. Imagine Phil being ordered to pay alimony and child support in gynocentric USA. He'd be gone for good. Priorities.

  • @stinkysylas6988
    @stinkysylas6988 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    DSP refusing to have kids is probably the only good decision he has ever made.

  • @grapefruitinstrument1394
    @grapefruitinstrument1394 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Trolls truly control his life. All he does is sit at home. 1 day a week he does groceries and that's that. What a sad, pathetic life.

    • @MKULTRA_Victim_
      @MKULTRA_Victim_ ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He doordashes every night!

    • @philthestampede
      @philthestampede ปีที่แล้ว

      If he had a kid, trolls would be sending child services to his house daily. They'd be calling the school. They'd find the pediatrician. They'd call gender clinics. It would be a nightmare. Not even stealing for mobile games deserves that. A child shouldn't suffer because of the sins of the father. And Kat is young. She probably wants a kid and is heartbroken. It's actually really fucked up that there is no line these people won't cross. I love me some TIHYDPs, but I draw the line at actual malicious hate.

  • @ashinigamirises
    @ashinigamirises ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Bro good he dont need to reproduce glad we have that power over him

  • @WestonEvans
    @WestonEvans ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Implying Dave’s kid wouldn’t be his biggest detractor

  • @liquidkarl
    @liquidkarl ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Didn’t he say before he didn’t have interest in having kids, now he’s changing his story for sympathy dollars

    • @GrapeJuiceCXX
      @GrapeJuiceCXX ปีที่แล้ว +8

      His gas lighting is quite something.

    • @robertnapier624
      @robertnapier624 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He did say he was adamant he never wanted kids. What on earth changed his mind?

  • @Ndrew556
    @Ndrew556 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Damn, I was planning having a kid at the same time, send him to the same school as his and teach him how to snort in front of him

  • @dr.philfanfiction6778
    @dr.philfanfiction6778 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I would rather have my mom being tipped by my friends on OnlyFans than have DSP as a parent. He is far more embarrassing. Real talk.

    • @Blittsplitt5
      @Blittsplitt5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lol. At least OF girls make enough to deal with any negative stigma that may come later on (at least some of them). DSP doesn't have that luxury.

  • @trevorpearlharbor5171
    @trevorpearlharbor5171 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    DSP will spill his seed during a livestream unprovoked, but can't have kids because of internet trolls...

  • @tartarus5862
    @tartarus5862 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Phil already has a Son, PDF File Derich.

  • @jasonvoorheesthethird
    @jasonvoorheesthethird ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Fun fact: Did you know that people who lie a lot also have tendencies to believe that they once were a bodybuilder that had to stop training because they were so intense with their work out that they got too huge and their body couldn’t take it anymore

  • @ShadowFox10587O
    @ShadowFox10587O ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Him and Kat having a kid would be a disaster we wouldn't harass his kid we would call CPS to save it from Phil

  • @flingymingy
    @flingymingy ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Can’t believe his back issues lies actually worked
    These dents are too far gone.

    • @dertythegrower
      @dertythegrower ปีที่แล้ว +4

      😂 they clearly forgot the grifter dsp had a whole saga and rant about a handcart for his back disability

    • @robertnapier624
      @robertnapier624 ปีที่แล้ว

      He could lie about having terminal cancer and they still fall for it.

  • @Sneed-tb4ge
    @Sneed-tb4ge ปีที่แล้ว +15

    He’s a alcoholic that’s one factor he can’t deny

  • @jfwrg3461
    @jfwrg3461 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Imagine having DSP as your father and Jenna as your aunt 😂 you would be screwed

    • @BovineIntervention
      @BovineIntervention ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Jenna gives free bjs tho

    • @jfwrg3461
      @jfwrg3461 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@BovineIntervention at the low low cost of one large one topping pizza

    • @Rossoneri2
      @Rossoneri2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'd volunteer to be the uncle if it's officer Jenna

  • @Mrjaha
    @Mrjaha ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Imagine raising a single child for him to grow and tell you. I'm not having children because of trolls online.... ending the family legacy and bloodline

    • @RED_Theory038
      @RED_Theory038 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Should've got him the wolverine doll now they can live with the conseclensus

  • @trevorpearlharbor5171
    @trevorpearlharbor5171 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    If DSP ever had kids, he'd do so for the sole purpose of claiming them on his taxes.

  • @od1401
    @od1401 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Rofl, "if I was a beloved creator" - you can tell what fantasies he dreams of at night. Must be great to have an excuse for literally everything.

  • @untilimboredgaming5884
    @untilimboredgaming5884 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    DSP is so hated, he’s ruined the lives of people who don’t even exist.

  • @sabbath1136
    @sabbath1136 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    First step to having kids is to actually have a wife

    • @Rossoneri2
      @Rossoneri2 ปีที่แล้ว

      2nd step is to actually have sex, something he's deathly afraid of doing with women

  • @5EyesIsntWatching
    @5EyesIsntWatching ปีที่แล้ว +11

    BTW Phil ain't having kids cuz Kat won't let him touch her, she's too busy romancing Tyrone

    • @ak-qd2jk
      @ak-qd2jk ปีที่แล้ว

      what is it with all this tyrone talk who the hell is tyrone

  • @AzurePip
    @AzurePip ปีที่แล้ว +8

    We all know the real reason Phil doesn't want to have a child. He doesn't want to accept the massive responsibility that is caring for the child. He would endlessly complain about it getting in the way of his streaming time and try and throw all of the responsibilities onto Kat.
    He cannot even properly take care of his cat, so of course he wouldn't be able to take care and nurture a child.

    • @robertnapier624
      @robertnapier624 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That and he’d lose being the centre of attention . He wants to be centre of attention all the time no one else never mind a child.

  • @KissTheManiac
    @KissTheManiac ปีที่แล้ว +9

    The real question we need to be asking here is, would Phil get his kid that Wolverine action figure they ask for?

  • @mattivenho8711
    @mattivenho8711 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    there'd be no hogans. no two streams per day. real bills to pay. hardcore begging without any gameplay. phil slips something that will be harmful for his career. child service with police comes knocking the door. khet is freed from cage. phil loses his mind and barricades to his house against the whole world.
    ideal scenario that I can dream of

  • @unicornmilk6158
    @unicornmilk6158 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    There are many reasons he can't/won't have kids:
    1) His erectile dysfunction and lack of sex with Khet would make that difficult.
    2) Pigroaches can only procreate with other Pigroaches. Khet might be a human or horse.
    3) Kids would detract away from his money and beg time.

    • @robertnapier624
      @robertnapier624 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He probably does have ED as a result of his lifestyle. Doubt any treatment would properly fix it. Not even Numan.

  • @FAM0US-M0NSTERS-
    @FAM0US-M0NSTERS- ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I figured it was because a PigRoach couldn't cross breed with a horse.

  • @MsGhoulz
    @MsGhoulz ปีที่แล้ว +4

    You need to be a millionaire to raise a kid guys....
    100k isn't enough.

  • @Summerstitch539
    @Summerstitch539 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Thank you, trolls. Sincerely, thank you.

  • @AllianceSpectreKeener
    @AllianceSpectreKeener ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Keem would interview the kid on how it is to have DSP for a dad 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Rebornblader
    @Rebornblader ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I cannot imagine what kind of hell any child of Phil's would have to endure. The idea of Phil as a parent actually terrifies me.

  • @Ruthlesss86
    @Ruthlesss86 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The truth is Kat would love to be a mother, it's in a woman's nature but making a baby with dspgaming is the issue. Darksydephil is financially unstable, immature and has no direction in life. How would he set up a college fund for a child or even support them. He begs to support himself. Putting blame on others dspgaming as usual. Having to explain the "incident" to your child smh.

  • @ohlawd6763
    @ohlawd6763 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Ah, another "All of my thousands of detractors are all mentally regarded" speech, very nice 👍

    • @rsonic510
      @rsonic510 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      We are, but by making Phil avoid procreation, also heroes

  • @gregwilliams4926
    @gregwilliams4926 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Can you imagine if DA TROLLZ made his chid into a detractor? That's the ultimate rebel against parenting in history.

  • @headless0ptomist198
    @headless0ptomist198 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    He has no idea what stalking is, people clipping and holding someone accountable is not stalking it's a public service.
    I had a few stalkers both male and female when I was a hockey player and later when I was in a band, real ones too, they came to every game, gig, hotel, bus and even my house and relatives a few times. I get what he is saying but what happens to him is ultimately his own doing and because of his actions the people around him suffer and a child would get both his and Kats families involved so that would just make things worse.
    On top of the fact that dsp himself is still a child and what little attention he does get from Kat would dissappear because her and most likely mama Burnell will have to look after the kid and take attention away from dsp, not to mention how often he would get pissed at chat for wanting to see the baby he would put it behind a $5000 paywall for a gender reveal and $500 tips goal to appear on stream after that...
    Fuck, I hope I didn't just give him an idea.

    • @robertnapier624
      @robertnapier624 ปีที่แล้ว

      There are several proper celebrities (especially female celebs who have had creepy weirdos who won’t take no for an answer) who have had stalkers. Some managed to stop them before things got bad and sadly for some their stalkers took things to far to the point of harming them.
      DSP trolls are merely spectators on the sidelines. Watch the trainwreck but don’t cause the trainwreck.

  • @jumbee9
    @jumbee9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    There's so much spin in Phil's life he probably walks around perpetually dizzy

  • @saturn580
    @saturn580 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Imagine telling your wife she will never experience the joy of motherhood because somebody was mean to you on the internet. 🤣

  • @fyshfysh1281
    @fyshfysh1281 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I could only imagine "Please if you can I really need the support Kat is on leave and not making any money and we need money to pay for baby supplies".

  • @psychoweasel9436
    @psychoweasel9436 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    He won't have kids because he would have to spend money on the kid instead of his precious Hogans.

  • @jeremyknight9980
    @jeremyknight9980 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Good, I'm glad he doesn't want kids, he'd be a terrible Father anyway.
    Imagine him complaining about the kids taking away his stream time and guilting his audience into giving him money saying stuff like "you don't want my kids to go hungry do you?", "my kids really want this device or toy and I can't get it unless you donate" or "my kids are upset because they saw trolls say mean things about me on youtube" (he'd so let them see that)
    He'd complain about them crying then forcing Kat to deal with them and the straight up child neglect.

  • @KingDusk278
    @KingDusk278 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Phil really thinks the trolls will go out of their way to have kids of their own just so their kids can bully Phil’s kids.

  • @bonbonbananza6583
    @bonbonbananza6583 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Phil threw a fit about Jasper's vet saying he should have bloodwork done (a very normal and healthy request to ensure the best for a pet's health), a child in Phil's care would be woefully neglected.

  • @KainBringingThePain
    @KainBringingThePain ปีที่แล้ว +1

    no child deserves to have a lackluster father

  • @rockmanraiden6627
    @rockmanraiden6627 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I'M DOING MY PART

  • @TheGotenks11
    @TheGotenks11 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    1:03 so that’s a lie because he moved to Seattle just because he wanted to pay less taxes

  • @KiwiHavok777
    @KiwiHavok777 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Imagine a horse/pig hybrid🙀

  • @LeonBelmont1000
    @LeonBelmont1000 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Dave would make a turbo dent out of his kid.

  • @philipblaise5166
    @philipblaise5166 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Does he know that he can just keep his life private on the internet

  • @7gdnz
    @7gdnz ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Dsp would have a kid for the tax benefits and the $ from the guilt tripping: “guys, I need $ to buy baby formula and diapers, these things are expensive.”

  • @Skorge789
    @Skorge789 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    A couple things here. One. If DSP does or did want to have children and chose not to because of "trolls" then the "trolls" have won. Completely and definitively won.
    Second. If he's someone who before making a decision to do something thinks about if its best for everyone, and makes sense, is responsible, blah blah blah. Then how does he justify putting himself in massive debt moving across the country? And dragging along his decade younger than him girlfriend, isolating her away from her friends and family?

  • @drmwpn
    @drmwpn ปีที่แล้ว +2

    He and Kat should totally spawn a litter of little centaurs...

  • @JonathanRodriguez-hm7jp
    @JonathanRodriguez-hm7jp ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The best thing dsp has done with his life is choose not to have kids lol

  • @SilentKnight234
    @SilentKnight234 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You know he would get jealous of his own kid getting all of the attention over him. I can already hear it... "guys, stop asking about the baby, its fine kat has it downstairs. What? This tip is for the baby? Bye, goodbye...i'm the streamer here not the fkn baby."

  • @issacthemagus9073
    @issacthemagus9073 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Smartest decision I’ve ever seen from Phil. No way that kid is gonna turn out good

  • @carloshill
    @carloshill ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I seem to remember this man saying in his stream from way back that him and kat decided that they dont want kids. I remember that stream real vividly now he's saying its because of the trolls this man cannot keep his stories straight at all when he brings up stuff like this

    • @lydellb
      @lydellb ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's like when Kat left the Halloween stream. He said ahead of time that she was leaving early to go to a party. Then after it happens he says it was because of trolls. He can't take responsibility for such small decisions, there has to be an external factor that MADE him do something.

  • @HelloYersoGae
    @HelloYersoGae ปีที่แล้ว +1

    They were too old to have kids when they met anyway so it's definitely not a good time to do it when you're 50

  • @MsGhoulz
    @MsGhoulz ปีที่แล้ว +6

    He sounds an awful lot like a particular German dictator talking about people not having the right to procreate because they trolled me.

    • @robertnapier624
      @robertnapier624 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ban ban ban ban ban ban ban! Gone forever!

  • @jacket98
    @jacket98 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    He would be using his kids for donations.

  • @spottyhead
    @spottyhead ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "These people are allowed to propogate and somehow have a healthy community, I just don't get it". Oh I dunno Phil, maybe it has something to do with many of us being able to talk about different viewpoints without banning each other. Some of us form ACTUAL relationships with fellow detractors and work together to make something. Just a thought

  • @TehReasoning
    @TehReasoning ปีที่แล้ว +1

    No one needs Phil to procreate, in fact we want him out of the gene pool

  • @singelicangel
    @singelicangel ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is bs. Back when he first introduced Kat he stated that they had discussed not having kids, the decision had nothing to do with the trolls.
    also imagine if that kid became super succeesful and well liked or if that they grew up to detest and despise him, Phil wouldn't be able to handle that.

  • @toxics.
    @toxics. ปีที่แล้ว

    The child would stare only so DSP can pull Hogans.
    Someone this financially unstable should never be responsible for a child.

  • @ammyxdanteokami7098
    @ammyxdanteokami7098 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    😊😊if phil has a kid he cant playbwwe xhampions anymore😊

  • @jkdman2007
    @jkdman2007 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Imagining a guy like this and his son be like.

  • @ActionJacksonForever
    @ActionJacksonForever ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Are you #TeamDivorce Aqua?

    • @Aqua_Teal
      @Aqua_Teal  ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I hope Kat does divorce him. I know some people think she and DSP deserve each other, but my opinion is that no one deserves to have malignant narcissitic, alcoholic/gambling addict DSP as a husband, not even Kat.

    • @ActionJacksonForever
      @ActionJacksonForever ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Aqua_Teal I think they are perfect for each other as well, Phil need someone to cook and clean for him and she needs a play to stay far away from Subaru Man. It’s a win win for both parties.

    • @rsonic510
      @rsonic510 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@ActionJacksonForeverYeah, but think like this: maybe she can get Phil to pay alimony.

    • @ActionJacksonForever
      @ActionJacksonForever ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@rsonic510 I don’t think she cares about money, she dresses like an old lady and she wears terrible makeup. She got free ride from a man she was a fan of, who would say no to that?

  • @drip_souls_3224
    @drip_souls_3224 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Having a kid is about being selfless and loving but phil is a hateful selfish POS and it will put his hogan pulls at risk. Also 100% believe khet is already long gone and he’s just coping he had a “family”. We never saw her nor hear her speak after that one Halloween stream and instead have piggy speak for her and only mention her when she made something which it’s very rare recently. Hell even Wings has Kelly on screen on multiple occasions. She already left phil I bet you.

  • @LeoCharles
    @LeoCharles ปีที่แล้ว

    Please DONT, DSP's gene pool needs to be deleted after he dies! PLEASE DONT!

  • @itypethetruthnobshere8975
    @itypethetruthnobshere8975 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    4:30 need to be an emote

  • @penguinsmovies
    @penguinsmovies ปีที่แล้ว

    I can totally see his kid in Kindergarten banning kids from sitting with him at a table in the cafeteria because they didn't donate to him.

  • @wskrrr6874
    @wskrrr6874 ปีที่แล้ว

    I am glad he has spared some unfortunate kid his genes and his narcissism. Then again, with him as a role model, we'd just have a Dave Jr, so maybe we're the ones being spared.

  • @jgrosse5554
    @jgrosse5554 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    YOUR DADS THE GUY?

  • @Solreth65
    @Solreth65 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    If people where this evil that they would try to make your kids life miserable just to get at you then why haven't they done that to your wife? If memory serves me right DSP is the reason Kat doesn't stream or appear anymore because he is to stupid to moderate a chat. Take any content creator from youtube no matter how nice he is and how nice his wife is you will always have a couple stupid chatters. Most people just ban them and get on with it, they don't forbid their wife to have an online footprint however.

  • @AntonioCruz-uq3wb
    @AntonioCruz-uq3wb ปีที่แล้ว

    Those Hogan JPEGS are preventing from having kids.

  • @th3oblivi0n12
    @th3oblivi0n12 ปีที่แล้ว

    Doesn't want kids solely due to the fact that he wont be able to have all the money he is given

  • @offensivepepe231
    @offensivepepe231 ปีที่แล้ว

    “They’ve been allowed to multiply” unlike Phil apparently, kekw

  • @CChissel
    @CChissel ปีที่แล้ว

    If Phil had a kid, the only interaction he’d ever have with it is when he uses it to make people give him money. He’d come up with all sort of shit for sympathy, then he’d get the kid taken away for negligence and abuse to no surprise. Then he’d be on the “the trolls took my kid away and destroyed my life” arc and honestly speaking, I think would be extremely entertaining to watch.

  • @jameswolfstar
    @jameswolfstar ปีที่แล้ว

    Would you even be able to tell if the Horse was even pregnant?

  • @DeTaxxman
    @DeTaxxman ปีที่แล้ว

    DSP Jr would signal the end of all life as we know it

  • @MetalJT24
    @MetalJT24 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Leanna said "it dont work".
    But yeah trolls lol

  • @randomchannel323
    @randomchannel323 ปีที่แล้ว

    If Phil wasn't Phil he could've had one with Panda already and be living a fulfilling life currently.

  • @TheDarkQueen89
    @TheDarkQueen89 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Could you imagine if he does end up having one? I can picture it in the middle of a stream: *faint cries in the background* "Awh mah gawd, giveh reee ah minoot gais" *hoofs stomping on the floor, door creaks open, cries more louder than before... and then SMACK* "Ohkey, had two shut ahp de behbee ACK ACK ACK!"

    • @hatsuneelissu5924
      @hatsuneelissu5924 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      khat could have to give up her job and work at home because of the pig
      AND she wil have to do most of the baby work because "im streaming now hon" -snort

  • @Abomdosnow
    @Abomdosnow ปีที่แล้ว

    If it’s true, THANK YOU TROLLS for saving a kid from the terrible fate of having DarksydePhil as their father.

  • @dertythegrower
    @dertythegrower ปีที่แล้ว +1

    😂right? he loves to say right to his own small opinions... he could nevee have a kid with a real working woman.. that requires a male with a career to afford fixing a bathroom and cooking your own meals.. phil rarely does that

  • @rossjackson8259
    @rossjackson8259 ปีที่แล้ว

    Can’t wait for him to try to monetize a pregnancy.

  • @uncledanapink4168
    @uncledanapink4168 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thank god he is ending the bloodline imagine growing up with Phil as your father

  • @SaltyRamen.
    @SaltyRamen. ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I didn’t know you can neuter a guy via internet

  • @5EyesIsntWatching
    @5EyesIsntWatching ปีที่แล้ว +1

    It's all that well regarded ChillZMurray7 fault 😢😢😢😢

  • @StarChildInABubble
    @StarChildInABubble ปีที่แล้ว +1

    As someone already mentioned in another video, whenever this guy brings up these old stories it's always a bit different every time.

    • @robertnapier624
      @robertnapier624 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He’s retconned his “back injury” numerous times.

  • @BLS412
    @BLS412 ปีที่แล้ว

    Preventing the continuation of the Pig Roach. LFG

  • @RandomGuyxd
    @RandomGuyxd ปีที่แล้ว

    money spent raising kids is money that can be better spent on jpegs

  • @Selous_Scout
    @Selous_Scout ปีที่แล้ว

    Phil brings everything on himself so if his kids got bullied it would be his fault but he cannot see that

  • @bobbydiesel6924
    @bobbydiesel6924 ปีที่แล้ว

    By this logic he should leave khet and spare her the torment

  • @alexandrumarin8981
    @alexandrumarin8981 ปีที่แล้ว

    Man literally said he won't have kids because of da trolls.
    But did the trolls beat him? No you morahn!

  • @DonGreks22
    @DonGreks22 ปีที่แล้ว

    We don’t need. DSP Jr