TikTok's Worst Dating Coach

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  • @kurtisconner
    @kurtisconner  4 ปีที่แล้ว +15592

    did a response video to Russell's response video on my podcast channel if u wanna watch lol: th-cam.com/video/XsdFBkLwoLE/w-d-xo.html

    • @officialhomeintruder9014
      @officialhomeintruder9014 4 ปีที่แล้ว +712

      Does russel live in his bathtroom?

    • @reignangell
      @reignangell 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1060

      @@officialhomeintruder9014 i mean the shit that comes out of his mouth has to come from somewhere 👀

    • @katekate5200
      @katekate5200 4 ปีที่แล้ว +123

      Woah I watched this at a convenient time

    • @robinthegoblin05
      @robinthegoblin05 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      Can you PLEASE do a video on Casey Zander? I just got one of his ads on this video and thought it was really funny because he's a misogynistic prick too lol

    • @jenniekim-5155
      @jenniekim-5155 4 ปีที่แล้ว +165

      can't wait to see his response to your response to his response about you talking about him

  • @50594
    @50594 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6384

    “easy mode” it’s a shame that some women had to carry these type of men for 9 months. I feel bad for his mother.

    • @silversong185
      @silversong185 4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      I don’t, his parents created and raised him >:(

    • @kiri1082
      @kiri1082 4 ปีที่แล้ว +237

      Silversong 18 children can be far different from how they were raised

    • @ink4968
      @ink4968 4 ปีที่แล้ว +264

      She had morning sickness, got hormonal and went through the pain of childbirth just to get this worthless excuse for a human

    • @SofiaGonzalez-jv8yg
      @SofiaGonzalez-jv8yg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      he has a mother???

    • @rickrickardson5483
      @rickrickardson5483 4 ปีที่แล้ว +152

      Sofía González i thought he was created in a lab

  • @rydell6899
    @rydell6899 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9859

    This isnt what girls mean when their profiles say they want a stable relationship

    • @imuglyasshit3416
      @imuglyasshit3416 4 ปีที่แล้ว +198

      lmaoo, this comment is so underrated

    • @Lena-eq5hd
      @Lena-eq5hd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Lmaoo

    • @nomo2332
      @nomo2332 4 ปีที่แล้ว +323

      Me and the girls destroying the stable: 🐎🐎🐎 🐓🏚

    • @peculiarcandlestick
      @peculiarcandlestick 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      This made me laugh so hard omg

    • @pippistyles
      @pippistyles 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      This is GOLD haha

  • @elizabethw7490
    @elizabethw7490 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12614

    “i’m sick of women posing for their iphones” *stands in front of a mirror in every single video with a suit on*

    • @q._.Gio._.p
      @q._.Gio._.p 4 ปีที่แล้ว +353

      Maybe he's an android user, that's why he hates when girls pose infront of their iPhones

    • @spideyboifan2001
      @spideyboifan2001 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Ironic

    •  4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      pretty sure it's the same suit?

    • @wompwompwomp_
      @wompwompwomp_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING ADAHDHJSDH

    • @roachtingz9061
      @roachtingz9061 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      💀

  • @pink_earthworm
    @pink_earthworm ปีที่แล้ว +7844

    I have to imagine the two ‘girlfriends’ he lived with was actually just a lesbian couple that he followed around and pretended he was their boyfriend

    • @ellarose7114
      @ellarose7114 ปีที่แล้ว +705

      this. this is the only possible explanation.

    • @chris7263
      @chris7263 ปีที่แล้ว +848

      I was thinking that I hope they fell in love with each other and left, rode off into the sunset without him.

    • @Random-sk6hm
      @Random-sk6hm ปีที่แล้ว +54

      It's true

    • @ashlynnejoslin1030
      @ashlynnejoslin1030 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      ​@@haroldbalczac6431 BAHAHAGEHDIEJE IM DYING 😭

    • @beauregardrippey5508
      @beauregardrippey5508 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Nailed it!

  • @toriwild3705
    @toriwild3705 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8460

    The devil not only wears Prada, he also wears horseshoes

    • @jaredhenderson8223
      @jaredhenderson8223 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Underrated comment

    • @toxint
      @toxint 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      The Devil does not accept him

    • @miugirl24
      @miugirl24 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      why do I feel like he bought Prada suits JUST because of what the movie made it sound like.....never watched it but thought it sounded cool. maybe he thought it was a rom-com where a man is being "chased" by multiple women and he wears Prada.

    • @tifzu_
      @tifzu_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Prada deserves better.

    • @mercimande8766
      @mercimande8766 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@miugirl24 he is the douche in prada

  • @helencobb5476
    @helencobb5476 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4701

    This is the kinda guy who hits on a girl and then when she rejects him he insults her 😂 “well your ugly anyway”

    • @jahnaviraman5411
      @jahnaviraman5411 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      fr i bet he's the one who calls girls whores just bc he's mad she didn't let him hit. ik this one time he made a video about how women on snapchat are hoes bc they send the same snap to multiple guys, but then he turns around and compares us to horse. what an idiot

    • @aikafee
      @aikafee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      why do you have 1k of likes but you only have 2 replies (without mine)

    • @randomname5287
      @randomname5287 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      @@aikafee no one needed to comment because everyone's in mutual agreement

    • @bingbong9238
      @bingbong9238 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      •Sweetie• because everyone agrees

    • @epsilonengineer373
      @epsilonengineer373 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Then she should reply, "Its actually spelled 'you're'" because obviously, this guy is sending DMs on Instagram.

  • @stargaz3r163
    @stargaz3r163 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6477

    My man looks like the dude that tells lesbians he can change their minds, but has a one star rating in his hometown.

    • @deenaavers6946
      @deenaavers6946 4 ปีที่แล้ว +136

      damn those men scare me 😖

    • @Hannah-ne7qz
      @Hannah-ne7qz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      I choked on my coffee reading this....but it was so worth it

    • @cozycowboy
      @cozycowboy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Lori pfp 🥰🥰

    • @chelseahollis4423
      @chelseahollis4423 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Gave my dude a rating & all🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭 I'm dead

    • @keijinhowl4464
      @keijinhowl4464 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      The only one who could that if possible at all would be jimin pEriodTtt

  • @flowersforyouu
    @flowersforyouu ปีที่แล้ว +7158

    it’s insane how some men physically can’t comprehend that women want to be treated with respect and kindness like it’s literally that easy there’s no secret code 💀

    • @debanikgoswami4834
      @debanikgoswami4834 ปีที่แล้ว +455

      These redpill alpha gurus turned me into a toxic bitter guy. Now I am recovering from it.

    • @flowersforyouu
      @flowersforyouu ปีที่แล้ว +280

      @@debanikgoswami4834 good job man 🫶🏽

    • @flowersforyouu
      @flowersforyouu ปีที่แล้ว +82

      @@tormclean9657 I get that and these kinda influencers are def such a huge problem

    • @sabakurou_
      @sabakurou_ ปีที่แล้ว +121

      @@debanikgoswami4834good job man🫡🥰 Just wanted to ask is there anything, like literally ANYTHING you can say to an “alpha male” to make them question their philosophy? Or is it something that you only can come to by yourself?

    • @JinxMarie1985
      @JinxMarie1985 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Its a lot more than that but yes that is just being a good person..... wow. So hard to be a good person right?

  • @sydneymakae4057
    @sydneymakae4057 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5767

    "am i the only one who's tired of girls posing in their mirrors?" dude, that's literally all you do

  • @papayamango9629
    @papayamango9629 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15409

    “I hate when girls pose for their phone”
    *proceeds to show off his own prada*

    • @homie114
      @homie114 4 ปีที่แล้ว +522

      like he literally poses the exact same way in all of his videos lmfao

    • @papayamango9629
      @papayamango9629 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      agnes exactly 👏

    • @NowakiStar
      @NowakiStar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +151

      I bet it’s knock off prada. Getting fake Prada isn’t even hard if you know where to look.

    • @Jennni11
      @Jennni11 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      We're no strangers to love
      You know the rules and so do I
      A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
      You wouldn't get this from any other guy
      I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
      Gotta make you understand
      Never gonna give you up
      Never gonna let you down
      Never gonna run around and desert you
      Never gonna make you cry
      Never gonna say goodbye
      Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
      We've known each other for so long
      Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it
      Inside we both know what's been going on
      We know the game and we're gonna play it

    • @melaniecampbell2216
      @melaniecampbell2216 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Rhiannon and even then Prada suits aren’t the best out there.

  • @carlottafernandez4647
    @carlottafernandez4647 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6094

    I hate how he fetishizes his bi girlfriend, as a bi girl, I find it so repulsing

    • @thedestroyasystem
      @thedestroyasystem 4 ปีที่แล้ว +449

      same, but as a bi/pan dude :( I feel like he'd fetishize trans women, too (or think they don't exist). I really hate that these kinds of people exist

    • @aaliyahtaiwo2932
      @aaliyahtaiwo2932 4 ปีที่แล้ว +373

      The Destroya System i feel like he would be transphobic. i can feel it in my bones

    • @rubbersoulMMT
      @rubbersoulMMT 4 ปีที่แล้ว +377

      Have you seen his video where he describes a Middle Eastern woman as being attractive because she had 'Princess Jasmine vibes' and then accused her of being an escort?

    • @bananamanchester4156
      @bananamanchester4156 4 ปีที่แล้ว +306

      Men like this are so entitled to women that they think women pretend to be LGBT/ not interested in them for their benefit. They can't imagine that they are not the centre of a woman's world so they perform mental gymnastics to make themselves the centre of attention.

    • @filmbrokiller
      @filmbrokiller 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      fuckinh fr though, jeez i hate it here

  • @jamesnugent2213
    @jamesnugent2213 ปีที่แล้ว +3255

    *How to get a girlfriend:*
    1. Be a decent human being
    2. Ask a girl out
    There you go, you got a girlfriend.
    *Note regarding step 2: If the girl says no, do not disregard step 1.

    • @cornjulio
      @cornjulio ปีที่แล้ว

      You don't have to be a decent human 😂 you know how many pieces of shit procreate on a daily basis?

    • @peterparker9954
      @peterparker9954 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      3. Be good looking

    • @Lemon-ej4pn
      @Lemon-ej4pn ปีที่แล้ว +125

      The kind of people that you are making this manual for, I think you need to explain in detail what being a ' decent human being ' means 🤣

    • @Pleebian94
      @Pleebian94 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@peterparker9954Body Dysmorphia

    • @pissapocalypse
      @pissapocalypse ปีที่แล้ว +180

      ​@peterparker9954 This step is not always necessary

  • @malenaoliveira2231
    @malenaoliveira2231 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4578

    It disturbs me that men are instructing other men on how to undermine a woman's self esteem in order to manipulate her into liking them.

    • @f8al520
      @f8al520 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Malena Oliveira RIGHT IM SICK OF THIS SHI

    • @cdevine9459
      @cdevine9459 4 ปีที่แล้ว +135

      So many guys grow into manipulative monsters because of this BS

    • @kiriki4558
      @kiriki4558 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      @@cdevine9459 not just that, there's a hole culture behind this.

    • @kiriki4558
      @kiriki4558 4 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      Even worse, there's the ones that dismiss the term of CONSENT even. Or make fun of the laws meant to protect people, mostly women, from this kind of abuse.

    • @i_jumxo6948
      @i_jumxo6948 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Yeah I kinda feel like women are slowly losing rights.

  • @BeccaLemon
    @BeccaLemon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5927

    Russell: Blocks Kurtis
    Kurtis: so you have chosen DEATH

    • @regs_uwu
      @regs_uwu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      SugaKookieDough lmaoooo

    • @Privykos
      @Privykos 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      And this is why we love Kurtis

  • @dbyron3824
    @dbyron3824 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4457

    *sees woman*
    “Is this, perhaps, a horse?”

  • @Militant_Vegan
    @Militant_Vegan ปีที่แล้ว +3159

    Two things:
    Don’t let this guy near women.
    Don’t let this guy near horses 💀

  • @geenstagni1060
    @geenstagni1060 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5553

    Kurtis’s lack of access to a green screen did NOT stop the execution of his ideas at all

    • @etherealcatastrophe635
      @etherealcatastrophe635 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      @RITAS ! SUPER HOT GIRL aw fuck yeah nose time👃

    • @Starcloud13_
      @Starcloud13_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@etherealcatastrophe635 Yess Kurtis out here giving us quality content as usual 👃👃

    • @yn6213
      @yn6213 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @RITAS ! SUPER HOT GIRL you good?

    • @justsomechairwithoutamusta8275
      @justsomechairwithoutamusta8275 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@yn6213 no I don't think so I think that's a guys with a girls profile pic and trying to be her or a. Girl imitating someone begging for likes, fucking disgusting that people do this shit it's honestly insaine what do likes make you feel special

    • @justsomechairwithoutamusta8275
      @justsomechairwithoutamusta8275 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Kitty Yes I- I don't know I think I was angry srry but what I was talking about I guess I'd that that person is useing an image pulled from google and like begging

  • @alexangel4758
    @alexangel4758 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7380

    He looks like he’s been auditioning for the bachelorette for the past 7 years and keeps getting rejected

    • @hannahwynne3275
      @hannahwynne3275 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Lmaoooo

    • @gazellete4925
      @gazellete4925 4 ปีที่แล้ว +254

      alexangel he has the generic boring white man look down so he’s halfway there

    • @jennahoward-delman3104
      @jennahoward-delman3104 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      THE BEST COMMENT

    • @Ashley__Rose
      @Ashley__Rose 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I was JUST thinking this. Watch ABC notice him now and give him the attention he wants by making him a contestant on The Bachelorette. 😑

    • @JustMisFitz
      @JustMisFitz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🤣😂🤣😂.

  • @kaity_ampersand
    @kaity_ampersand 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9790

    Russell is the kid that wore a suit in high school because he was “mature”

    • @waynewright8189
      @waynewright8189 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      People who say this at broke.

    • @user-ut6pf1tl9e
      @user-ut6pf1tl9e 4 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      Rapturesnow what

    • @famous1692
      @famous1692 4 ปีที่แล้ว +302

      He probably wanted to be a lawyer because he's "good at arguing"

    • @katskoffinn
      @katskoffinn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Rapturesnow or maybe they don’t have a superiority complex that requires them to spend all their money on impractical clothes like 5 versions of the same suit

    • @wheezy1194
      @wheezy1194 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Kid Ray from lean on me

  • @lemin3625
    @lemin3625 ปีที่แล้ว +697

    the exact opposite is how I met my boyfriend. Of all the guys trying to seem cool and just wanting sex, he showed that he was nervous to meet a new person. He acted like an actual human. He showed he respected me and took the time to get to know me before we got intimate. Above all, I'm attracted to my boyfriend because he makes me laugh. He makes me feel pretty and treats me like a person. Not a used flesh light in the corner that he's bored of. Guys like this makes me sick.

    • @_piranha
      @_piranha ปีที่แล้ว

      I find it funny how these so-called "alphas" and other pick-up artists are the radical opposite of what i'd want in a boyfriend.
      Buff men who can't stop talking about working out/sports, rich, without even talking about how sexist they are ? Ew, no.
      Soft, maybe shy man who isn't afraid to show his feelings and be more "feminine" sometimes ? Yes please.

    • @aleksabanjevic8316
      @aleksabanjevic8316 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +64

      "Whaaaaaaaaaaat, you mean women, a group of people, want to be treated like people 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯and they like it when someone is a good person and have individual tastes as well???????? Next you will be telling me they can do math and read 🤯"
      -Rustle when he actually interacts with a women for once

    • @lemin3625
      @lemin3625 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      @@aleksabanjevic8316 😂😂😂😂

  • @lovelym0xie
    @lovelym0xie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23024

    He says he's bored with women taking photos on their phones, but stands in his bathroom, talking to his phone.

    • @hagros93
      @hagros93 4 ปีที่แล้ว +840

      If he didn't talk to his phone it would leave his stable like the last one.

    • @edsc2785
      @edsc2785 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      hmmm

    • @plaguepotato6624
      @plaguepotato6624 4 ปีที่แล้ว +190

      He be lonely underwater horse from the 50s... who's blind in common sense

    • @lilybutikofer7051
      @lilybutikofer7051 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Bro the irony

    • @runningwiththewolves8284
      @runningwiththewolves8284 4 ปีที่แล้ว +132

      MY THOUGHTS EXACTLY
      He’s like “I’m so bored of women posing like this for their photos,” and the only difference is he tilts his head a little LMAO

  • @itsbeansx
    @itsbeansx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4105

    This guy notices a woman is wearing a wedding ring and thinks,
    "who's horse is that?"

  • @averyryan6532
    @averyryan6532 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13786

    Guys like Russell are the reason girls cover their drinks at parties.

    • @warriorcatskid003
      @warriorcatskid003 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      It’s stupid on two levels and I love it 💕

    • @dannycruz303
      @dannycruz303 4 ปีที่แล้ว +384

      Len Mo she’s saying he’s the type of guy to drug a girls drink, like Bill Cosby

    • @kaitlynedwards3155
      @kaitlynedwards3155 4 ปีที่แล้ว +180

      Danny Cruz “like Bill Cosby” when I tell you I GASPED

    • @pheobemaylin
      @pheobemaylin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Lmfaooo

    • @luanafrontini9097
      @luanafrontini9097 4 ปีที่แล้ว +261

      Guys like Russel are the reason I don't even go to parties

  • @xquenda275
    @xquenda275 ปีที่แล้ว +1553

    “Women are on easy mode because of their bodies!”
    Bro i have whats essentially an organ fall out of my body every month 💀. It isn’t easy.

    • @obiwankenobi9141
      @obiwankenobi9141 ปีที่แล้ว +132

      God, that sounds awful, I hope your okay and getting proper medical attention.

    • @xquenda275
      @xquenda275 ปีที่แล้ว +302

      @@obiwankenobi9141 i was referring to my period..

    • @obiwankenobi9141
      @obiwankenobi9141 ปีที่แล้ว +213

      @@xquenda275 well I’m stupid.

    • @sejalb725
      @sejalb725 ปีที่แล้ว +301

      @@obiwankenobi9141 You're not

    • @tokkichi
      @tokkichi ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@obiwankenobi9141 HAHAHA

  • @aaliyahking8496
    @aaliyahking8496 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3399

    Women: We want to be treated like human beings.
    Russell Hartley: Horses are good enough.

  • @louiseklein2155
    @louiseklein2155 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9271

    the fact that women are complaining about his misogynistic behavior for MONTHS and he just ignored it, but then when a man pointed it out he felt obligated to make six videos explaining himself ... that says a lot

    • @colbybarton8182
      @colbybarton8182 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      How many of those women that were complaining had 2 mil on TH-cam?

    • @iLynn0o
      @iLynn0o 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1024

      same vibe as when a guy hits on a woman and then her boyfriend/husband comes up and he will always apologize to the boyfriend/husband and never to the woman because they view her as someone's property or object! these people have absolutely NO RESPECT for women as human beings!

    • @oliviag4350
      @oliviag4350 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      woomp there it is

    • @CHolly-si1rm
      @CHolly-si1rm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      What for real??? I want to see these videos

    • @CA-rq6dv
      @CA-rq6dv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +285

      so true. That's why I think it's great Kurtis is calling him out - he's using his privilege as a man to call out misogynistic men and to show other men that this is not how to act :)

  • @LorenzoGonzalesBrady
    @LorenzoGonzalesBrady 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12593

    This guy’s comparisons of women to animals is really creepy.

    • @vannahkaye1092
      @vannahkaye1092 4 ปีที่แล้ว +268

      And he's sexist

    • @hannahdyer883
      @hannahdyer883 4 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      He likes to get it on with cats (animals)

    • @shana6275
      @shana6275 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @C o k e i-

    • @idkdude1118
      @idkdude1118 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @C o k e i-

    • @Tsop2018
      @Tsop2018 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Fury?

  • @r0ttensugar824
    @r0ttensugar824 ปีที่แล้ว +583

    As someone who has been told since i was VERY young to always put pants on over my shorts whenever a man came over my house "to be safe", if this is easy mode i don't wanna know what hard mode is

    • @woodpecker4044
      @woodpecker4044 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      jesus christ, you had to put on pants?

    • @CANINETHEROPY
      @CANINETHEROPY ปีที่แล้ว

      @@woodpecker4044 is this sarcasm I cant tell

    • @metalheadforlife8928
      @metalheadforlife8928 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      I get that. Men have it hard too though, but not so much harder as to call the way women have it, easy mode. For men, its the contant disregard of our feelings, being told to man up all the time. Cant speak out to our friends alot of the time, and its embarrassing to talk about our problems with our families. The positive traits of being a guy are often tauted as toxic masculinity. Then theres toxic feminism. Then theres the wage gap that with enough common sense, you could easily find out has nothing to do with unfairness but a multitude of things, such as industries and jobs men prefer to work in, that women dont amongst other things. Both genders have their own issues. Anyways. It is what it is until it is what it isnt. Not even sure what that means but im trying to be wise so pretend it makes sense.

    • @redbullwife1
      @redbullwife1 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      ​@@metalheadforlife8928😂😂😂

    • @metalheadforlife8928
      @metalheadforlife8928 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@redbullwife1 I thought about it more and I think we carry more weight on our shoulders but its easier for men regardless, not because of any "societal injustice" but just because we can put up with alot and shrug it off. Plus the whole "be a man" thing is a big motivator, especially if your father was a respectable one. Dont get me wrong, theres a place for having a more emotional leaning brain but not when stress is involved.

  • @duckielooloui
    @duckielooloui 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2733

    That whole stable thing also implies that he thinks that just because a woman has sex with him that she will always be sexually available to him. Yikes

    • @peachyevren5789
      @peachyevren5789 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Istgggg

    • @mea2429
      @mea2429 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      always available to him until she starts getting clingy which is when he has to cut her off 😬

  • @vivianm6276
    @vivianm6276 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4831

    it's so obvious that no women has ever liked him back

    • @deannas2778
      @deannas2778 4 ปีที่แล้ว +315

      He has mad incel energy

    • @toxin7111
      @toxin7111 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      I wouldn't like him either, even if I wouldn't know everything about him now

    • @AmazingRebel23
      @AmazingRebel23 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      He is the type of dude women would only want for his money, and Im sure he’s dumb enough to brag about it...

    • @goblingab22
      @goblingab22 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      truuu (btw love ur zuko pic 👌)

    • @inkoven
      @inkoven 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@AmazingRebel23 tolerate* out of pity*

  • @roach_grrl
    @roach_grrl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11454

    Russ looks like every guy in every stock image I’ve ever seen combined. He is literally just “white boy.png”.

    • @evelynt9582
      @evelynt9582 4 ปีที่แล้ว +690

      undercooked toast in a suit.jpg

    • @Jasminekuwonu
      @Jasminekuwonu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      I was thinking about the artist Russ because Cody, Spock, and Noel made a video about him💀but then I realized this video is about another Russ

    • @WinterReflections
      @WinterReflections 4 ปีที่แล้ว +179

      Attractive but in a lifeless, basic, and generic way... with a frail, wiry frame. And of course an awful "personality" clearly created to disguise his obvious inner insecurity

    • @noiz1762
      @noiz1762 4 ปีที่แล้ว +148

      @@WinterReflections attractive to who 😭

    • @laurenvcouto
      @laurenvcouto 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      lmao

  • @XxXsoapXxX
    @XxXsoapXxX ปีที่แล้ว +166

    This is true, I'm studying to become a marine biologist, and the first thing they teach us is about the pickup artists in the bottom of the ocean. Truly fascinating subject.

    • @iansesh
      @iansesh ปีที่แล้ว

      Art Vandelay?

  • @tooblanktofunction
    @tooblanktofunction 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4319

    Not so fun fact: "Stable" is also a term used by pimps trafficking and abusing women. Wonder where our fun guy learned that.

    • @britt1953
      @britt1953 4 ปีที่แล้ว +331

      This man legit exposed himself

    • @mollyj6286
      @mollyj6286 4 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      Typical incel...

    • @lxl8278
      @lxl8278 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      😳😳😳 Jesus Christ

    • @jt5618
      @jt5618 4 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      Oh that's so disturbing.... that word is also used like that in German and i thought that was the only language ugh

    • @jacejace102
      @jacejace102 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      omfg

  • @marif2993
    @marif2993 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7907

    the way russel made fun of girls for taking mirror pics but every single of his videos is in front of a mirror...

    • @aleenathammasorn9007
      @aleenathammasorn9007 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      exactly 😂😂😂😂

    • @virginiapeterson1404
      @virginiapeterson1404 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      HA!!! YEs!

    • @SR-fq2jz
      @SR-fq2jz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      More ironic than a hot iron and iron pills combined.

    • @maddiewelbornx
      @maddiewelbornx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      in his✨ best attire ✨

    • @weekndenjoyer
      @weekndenjoyer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      its like when katie hopkins said she didnt like “geographical” names (eg: paris) and flower names yet she has a daughter called india and one called poppy

  • @diyamitra6079
    @diyamitra6079 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5531

    He should rename his tiktok captions to "POV: I'm your toxic misogynistic boyfriend"

    • @lawlietmywife
      @lawlietmywife 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I-

    • @uwuvashi
      @uwuvashi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      And I ooop-

    • @hvuguggyyhh
      @hvuguggyyhh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      For real

    • @thebeegirl64
      @thebeegirl64 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol

    • @alemunnoz
      @alemunnoz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Sad thing is a lot of girls would still like that.

  • @hkokoo
    @hkokoo ปีที่แล้ว +183

    men who stand up for women without expecting anything in return..... man I appreciate y'all so much

    • @Widdekuu91
      @Widdekuu91 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Youknow, I recently heard a man complain that women never give out compliments to men.
      And I told him that I have tried to compliment some men, like on their backpack or their shirt.
      And they always smile, say thanks and immediately follow me around with their phone in their hand, asking for my snapchat, insta, kik or twitter or whatsapp.
      If I shake my head and say; 'No, sorry it was just a compliment, I am not interested in anything else', they lose controll and start cursing, saying I can't lead them on like that.
      I love getting compliments from men about my dress (one comment, not following me around) or hair or 'hey, looking good!' as they pass by, but not in a creepy way and not with a weird undertone.
      And I give the same compliments, but always get expectations in return and then anger, when I cannot meet the expectations. I have stopped giving out compliments because of this, but I'd love to start again, as long as I know it'll be properly received as just a compliment (amplified by the fact I casually say it and keep walking as I speak.)

    • @hkokoo
      @hkokoo ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@Widdekuu91 absolutely. it’s sad that we have to walk such a thin line between “leading men on” and being a “cold bitch”… and usually even a middle ground won’t go well. there is no winning

    • @Widdekuu91
      @Widdekuu91 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@hkokoo
      Oohh the cold bitch one, yes!
      My mother taught me when I was 12 that when a boy/guy tells me that he wants to buy me something small (let's say between 0,50 or 3 euro's. Like a hotdogbun or a peppermint-roll) then I have to stop him for a moment and think.
      She said; 'You don't owe them anything, but they might think you do. So, look at them for a second and think to yourself; Is there ány way this can become a relationship? Ány way I might kiss him or something?"
      If you are in doubt, then you can let him pay, but not anything over 3 euro's.
      If you don't like the guy in that way, be immediately clear with him.
      Before he pays, lean over, grab his arm gently, smile politely and say quietly to protect his privacy (but still very clearly to him) "Thanks, I just want you to know that I think of you as a *good* friend!"
      You then nod, smile and lean back."
      I asked what'd happen and she said; 'You'll realise immediately if they are good friends or not. If they are a good friend, they will thank you and buy you the peppermint-roll.'
      I have done this several times, with several guys and boys, every time before they pay anything for me. Even the smallest things, like offering to share a bag of crisps or pay extra for ice in my drink.
      And *ever time* I thanked them for being a good friend, they have done one of the following;
      - Got a frozen face, stared me in the eyes angrily and said; 'Nevermind' and walked off.
      - Slammed their hand on the marketstall/counter and said; 'Oh so you were leading me on?!'
      - Thrown their wallet on the floor, stamped their feet and shouted; WHY WHY WHY? WHY?!!!
      - Scream loudly and grab their wallet and walk away quickly, never to talk to me again
      - Turn to the lady behind the counter and say loudly; 'ONLY ONE HOTDOGBUN PLEASE.' And then stare at me angrily and whisper; 'Pff pay for yourself.'
      - Ask me why I'd say that and try to counterargue they were not a good friend at all. I said it was friendly of them to offer to pay and they'd say; 'Hmm..well..yeah..hm..I don't want that anymore. I'm going home.'
      The last one was the friendliest, I think.
      But I have _never_ had a man actually *pay* for the Mars-bar or hotdogbun.
      Unless you count 2 people that did, but then immediately (as I took a bite) said that they now wanted me to be their girlfriend, because they paid for me and I owed them.
      None of them were real friends, all of them had other motives.

    • @moodyteenygirl
      @moodyteenygirl 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Like they say : “he’s an Allan in a world full of Ken” (also for ppl that say “that’s the bare minimum tho” under these types of comments, WE KNOW, and it’s sad, but we praise men for doing the bare minimum because that’s how any gender should act : respect everyone. But people will be assholes and still not respect boundaries.)

  • @tinyrockcrochet
    @tinyrockcrochet 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9021

    This guy is a great example as to why women are afraid to walk in public alone.

    • @FaiaHalo
      @FaiaHalo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +179

      EXACTLY

    • @tellmeastory95
      @tellmeastory95 4 ปีที่แล้ว +411

      When I say I hate men, Kurtis is definitely an exception 😌

    • @baconsoda7011
      @baconsoda7011 4 ปีที่แล้ว +304

      These videos kinda make me thankful that I’m ugly cause I know that I don’t have to worry about people like this approaching me because they 100% only go after models

    • @sydney9580
      @sydney9580 4 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      Bacon Soda OKAY felt this HAHA, im sure ur gorgeous tho

    • @rfox2163
      @rfox2163 4 ปีที่แล้ว +141

      @@baconsoda7011 @Bacon Soda I'm actually ugly af and still get harassed by grown men every-time I leave my house. As long as ur not fat and have long hair you'll get approached constantly. Meanwhile I've never been asked to a school dance/ never had a boyfriend. So maybe I just attract weird old guys and p33dos

  • @g00chi
    @g00chi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7873

    I'm picturing this guy alone in his house, getting all dressed up, just to walk into the bathroom and start recording a tik tok

    • @eliannalinde228
      @eliannalinde228 4 ปีที่แล้ว +546

      Imagine how sad your life has to be when you dress up to make a 30 sec tiktok objectifying women though

    • @mybittersweetme
      @mybittersweetme 4 ปีที่แล้ว +219

      It's really so sad because I bet no one likes him and he has 0 friends so he does this because it's the only chance he gets to dress up and pretend he's popular and successful.

    • @paigel8060
      @paigel8060 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      I mean he did it all throughout quarantine so it’s not like he had anywhere to go all dressed up like that 😂

    • @datboi7067
      @datboi7067 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I just got the ick

    • @agxxlxrx8418
      @agxxlxrx8418 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That’s so sad 😭

  • @aneeka42
    @aneeka42 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4059

    This guy's existence is proof that women don't live on "easy mode"

    • @olivebranch7769
      @olivebranch7769 4 ปีที่แล้ว +206

      For real. The fact that this man is attracted to women is practically a threat🤮

    • @ragingdevi
      @ragingdevi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      @@olivebranch7769 It legit is a threat. I feel threatened from these clips.

    • @joannaespinoza2479
      @joannaespinoza2479 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      OliveBranch see that’s why I’m a biromantic homosexual, I like girls extra much, but I still have room for kind of cute feminine guys although I have the excuse of saying: “I’m gay” so I don’t have to deal with men like him

    • @oliviamonroe1336
      @oliviamonroe1336 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ragingdevi me too I’m never going out again

    • @ApahtieParty
      @ApahtieParty 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      T H I S ! ! !

  • @cassidyreid5059
    @cassidyreid5059 ปีที่แล้ว +229

    "i can just use my girlfriends phone 😏 if I ask politely ☺" Kurtis never FAILS to make me smile

    • @BoxOfToasters
      @BoxOfToasters 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      What a fine gentleman :)

  • @ShadyNightFox
    @ShadyNightFox 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9014

    This is the type of guy who can’t hold a conversation unless it’s about himself

    • @Reema-gy7gm
      @Reema-gy7gm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      UnkindGranola YES

    • @hadbaaammar5227
      @hadbaaammar5227 4 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      perfect description no cap

    • @ana-mh3sl
      @ana-mh3sl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +154

      and then he just talks about the most meaningless crap ever. these people have the talent of saying so little with so many words SKSNSK

    • @C00kii0
      @C00kii0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Accurate AF

    • @MountErnest
      @MountErnest 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You gotta elevate your mindset bro🤯😂.
      Narcissism isn't much of an issue here tbh. He's just living the 'Alpha Beta' type of thinking, and to each his own he can live however; but it's just really stupid.
      Or as I actually concluded, he likes to believe what he says but he says it mostly for online attention and by the delusion that he's "bold" and says very daring things, which is also not true.

  • @gracecable8622
    @gracecable8622 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8343

    jenna’s parents when they hear kurtis talking to himself in different voices down the hall👁👄👁

  • @OliveCupcakes
    @OliveCupcakes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2444

    when he said "just hit it til theyre dizzy" and "bring it to the bedroom" i immediately went into panic mode and shut down. He speaks like a manipulative abuser and this is why i hide inside lol

    • @federicacucchetti3792
      @federicacucchetti3792 4 ปีที่แล้ว +220

      I’m really sorry this triggered you, I’m sending you a hug and a little kiss on the cheek (with your permission of course)💕✨

    • @ananya_upadhya
      @ananya_upadhya 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      So sorry to hear that! Please don't click on this notification if it'll lead you to have bad feelings again btw 🥺😪

    • @minetaminoru5048
      @minetaminoru5048 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Aw dang.
      I may be a pervert but that's really bad. I'm sorry.
      Sending you love and respect ❤️💞

    • @nooneimportant7736
      @nooneimportant7736 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @Mineta Minoru i- wow didn’t expect to see you here

    • @ppslayer6128
      @ppslayer6128 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      adding lol to the end of your sentence doesn't hide your pain
      *_yes it does lol_*
      But for real, I'm really sorry that happened. It makes his use of the word "triggered" in his response video even more offensive. 👉What a scumbag👉

  • @Nick07900
    @Nick07900 ปีที่แล้ว +140

    Honestly, I disagree. Imagine how easy it must be for women! Periods, creepy men, pregnancy, pay wage, not being taken seriously! It all sounds like nothing compared to alpha male struggles.. like not being able to find a girlfriend :((

  • @arzsn4171
    @arzsn4171 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1921

    He is bashing woman for posing in front of mirror while basing his whole "career" of bs videos that are in front of a mirror.

    • @milfluvr
      @milfluvr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      underrated comment

    • @Vkpz
      @Vkpz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      He probs bashes women for even existing lol he's a dumbass

  • @electricbaby7315
    @electricbaby7315 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8885

    As a woman, hearing him comparing us to horses and “mares in his stable” made me gag multiple times

    • @TheGoldenDunsparce
      @TheGoldenDunsparce 4 ปีที่แล้ว +273

      He was probably trying to imply that he was a "stud" but never bothered to show the connection since he can barely keep anything together anyway

    • @lilichong7941
      @lilichong7941 4 ปีที่แล้ว +179

      I felt physically ILL

    • @HayleyNoelle
      @HayleyNoelle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +140

      I’m cringing so hard

    • @LoveYourself-un5ct
      @LoveYourself-un5ct 4 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      Same I was so disgusted

    • @sat.chid.ananda
      @sat.chid.ananda 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I mean...he did make you gag tho /s

  • @Elina_Strongbear
    @Elina_Strongbear 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7950

    I bet all his ex girlfriends are ALL "crazy".

    • @emilyventura9443
      @emilyventura9443 4 ปีที่แล้ว +627

      I don't think he ever had an actual relationship he is basing all that knowledge from his romantic horse adventures

    • @bergh070
      @bergh070 4 ปีที่แล้ว +487

      Imaginary women do be kinda crazy tho

    • @angiecats5298
      @angiecats5298 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      bergh070 oh without a doubt 😂😂

    • @rosie-bs2os
      @rosie-bs2os 4 ปีที่แล้ว +213

      As an imaginary woman myself, I can confirm. We are indeed crazy horses.

    • @koschei4716
      @koschei4716 4 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      @@rosie-bs2os neigh

  • @annieg29
    @annieg29 ปีที่แล้ว +356

    if this man tried a period pain simulator i think he’d disintegrate

    • @EvaIdk__Romania
      @EvaIdk__Romania 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      ​@@metalheadforlife8928 What, if it's painful?!

    • @metalheadforlife8928
      @metalheadforlife8928 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@EvaIdk__Romania Men and women have it hard in life, the guy in the video saying women have it easy is an idiot. Just saying, its funny that periods are always brought up.

    • @reign_issue
      @reign_issue 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +36

      @@metalheadforlife8928 metal culture involves a lot of empathy and community. clearly you're a poseur

    • @metalheadforlife8928
      @metalheadforlife8928 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​​@@EvaIdk__RomaniaThere are some females in my family that are lazy scumbags who take the easier route whenever they can, stealing, lying, manipulating. They couldnt fathom doing anything difficult, especially for others. Pain can make your life hard if its actual crippling pain, not denying that. I know someone who has to have a hot metal rod stuck in her spine to burn off the nerve endings to get rid of her crippling back pain every few months. You have to be awake for the opperation to give the doctors feedback. Cant have painmeds regardless because they give her internal bleeding. Point being, try to feel blessed instead of taking the perspective that you have an unfairly difficult life because chances are you have it easy and your just making a big deal out of nothing.

    • @reign_issue
      @reign_issue 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      @@metalheadforlife8928 ...satanism is a religion based off of individuality and kindness in many ways. kindness and empathy are very prominent virtues

  • @HopeRele
    @HopeRele 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4032

    Yikes this is so gross. He's probably also that white dude who tells black girls they're "exotic" I can tell

    • @chiragshah1426
      @chiragshah1426 4 ปีที่แล้ว +152

      Yess! I’m also pretty sure he has said that before about POC so...

    • @jane9250-h5v
      @jane9250-h5v 4 ปีที่แล้ว +243

      he referred to this one girl (idk her nationality) as "princess jasmine"....

    • @victorthecollector9198
      @victorthecollector9198 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      The rancid vibes can be smelled even from the commodity of your house

    • @nadenadz925
      @nadenadz925 4 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      or he's probably straight up racist lmao

    • @littlered6340
      @littlered6340 4 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      @@nadenadz925 agreed, honestly he comes off as the sort of guy who says all black women are not his type.
      Which is great for me, tbh, not trying to deal with any men like this.

  • @gigiwhite920
    @gigiwhite920 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16342

    Russell sounds like the guy who tells lesbians ‘I bet i could change your mind’ like honestly

    • @cassidyconroy4101
      @cassidyconroy4101 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1113

      Why did this comment grab me by the ankles and slam me on the floor

    • @koschei4716
      @koschei4716 4 ปีที่แล้ว +358

      @@cassidyconroy4101 because it's t r u e

    • @kamsonwamson783
      @kamsonwamson783 4 ปีที่แล้ว +713

      He just wakes up one morning, puts on his suit and his horse shoes, pulls out his new phone and walks into the bathroom recording himself going, “day one of turning lesbians straight. So basically my process which I’ve been using is to be the absolute worst person I can be around her, and to make her feel bad about her sexuality. Then-“

    • @HI-dn7rl
      @HI-dn7rl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +436

      Reminds me of this guy at work. He literally bothered every girl to go out with him. One of my co-workers is a lesbian and in a relationship and he literally told her "hit me up when y'all break up". It must tough to be that dense.

    • @stellastank
      @stellastank 4 ปีที่แล้ว +265

      I mean he seems to be OBSESSED with bi girls so i wouldn't expect more from him

  • @samkuperman9035
    @samkuperman9035 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3848

    This guy got told he looks good in a plain black suit once and made it his entire personality

    • @C00kii0
      @C00kii0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      🤣😂😂🤣😂😂

    • @laurenhonestlyvibes69years86
      @laurenhonestlyvibes69years86 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      deadass 💀

    • @saniyahgeorgessg
      @saniyahgeorgessg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      He’s like Spencer in that one episode of iCarly where his date showed interest in him for wearing a black tux so he always made it a point to wear a black tux

    • @metryingtolife
      @metryingtolife 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      He looked at Barney Stinson thought he was cool and tried to become him

    • @user-ym5uu7fr9e
      @user-ym5uu7fr9e 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      someone lied to him 😿

  • @ashegrey3042
    @ashegrey3042 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +242

    “they’re gonna move onto greener pastures” sounds like he fucking kills them

    • @ursulap.6722
      @ursulap.6722 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      He's going to send them to a farm upstate

    • @ultimaweapon991
      @ultimaweapon991 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@ursulap.6722he's gonna send them to Belize lmao

  • @letad6220
    @letad6220 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5301

    Russel definitely tells underage girls that they seem “very mature for their age”☺️✨

    • @sobbingsohardthatcantthink
      @sobbingsohardthatcantthink 4 ปีที่แล้ว +441

      He's the type of guy girls feel the need to bark at

    • @IDK-bw7sb
      @IDK-bw7sb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      Omg why did I cackle when I read this 💀

    • @mxeverey
      @mxeverey 4 ปีที่แล้ว +143

      hes the type of guy who would catcall

    • @lavender_eye
      @lavender_eye 4 ปีที่แล้ว +210

      He seems like the type to talk to a girl on the street and when he finds out she’s 17 he tries to give her his number and says “call me when you’re 18 aha”

    • @tealover4870
      @tealover4870 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      He reminds me of that one time I joined FB for a bit just to try it out and a bunch of indian men would dm me stuff like "show bob". He's literally like the embodiment of all those creepy guys, but if they looked decent.

  • @allyrussell9179
    @allyrussell9179 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3497

    he has a clueless shirt on and a harry styles pop socket. HE is the alpha male, not russell.

    • @lanceelliott2504
      @lanceelliott2504 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @Cashew Nut on the horses tiktok

    • @rebecaprieto3406
      @rebecaprieto3406 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      AND a mullet

    • @jjwang7597
      @jjwang7597 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      but . . your name says that you're the ally of russell though
      lol sorry lame joke but it had to be made

    • @allyrussell9179
      @allyrussell9179 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Jj Wang omg that actually made me lol

    • @jjwang7597
      @jjwang7597 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@allyrussell9179 lol nice, ur welcome

  • @SarahHodgson96
    @SarahHodgson96 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16891

    I’m pretty confident that Russell has never actually met a woman before.

    • @malloryg4251
      @malloryg4251 4 ปีที่แล้ว +567

      LMAO!! Agreed! They pull out the pepper spray before he can even get near a woman.

    • @sofiyatur7803
      @sofiyatur7803 4 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      Lmao sorry I broke the 666 likes but I just needed to like ur comment

    • @morphBunny4742
      @morphBunny4742 4 ปีที่แล้ว +266

      I hope he never met a woman before

    • @catoncrack7627
      @catoncrack7627 4 ปีที่แล้ว +157

      And I hope it stays that way, until he does some self reflection and changes.

    • @-ology-yellowghost1530
      @-ology-yellowghost1530 4 ปีที่แล้ว +136

      obviously he only met mares

  • @cassidyreid5059
    @cassidyreid5059 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    Not thanking you for saying the literal bare minimum but thanking you for UNDERSTANDING and voicing that girls aren't living on 'easy mode'. I felt my rage growing until you came back and spoke reason...

  • @Amanda-cj9tn
    @Amanda-cj9tn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2596

    ugh that moment when a man refers to me as a female horse so he can objectify and sexualize an entire gender😍 truly a ladies man

  • @LunaCosmia
    @LunaCosmia 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5665

    So, I commented on one of his videos that he uses misogyny and materialism to mask the fact that he doesn’t have meaningful relationships with anyone in his life. Then he blocked me lmfao

    • @444sho
      @444sho 4 ปีที่แล้ว +165

      LMAOOO

    • @Hana-vh1om
      @Hana-vh1om 4 ปีที่แล้ว +494

      Gurl you read the fuck outta him 💅🏽✨ his fragile masculinity literally couldn't handle it

    • @LunaCosmia
      @LunaCosmia 4 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      Hana hhaha thank you!

    • @jonnybuijze1770
      @jonnybuijze1770 4 ปีที่แล้ว +228

      Whahahah him blocking you just confirms you were right. But you know WoMeN aRe So EaSiLy OfFeNdEd

    • @alias201
      @alias201 4 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      He doesn't like when horses think for themselves... 🤷🏻‍♀️
      He's so fucking fragile

  • @Rachel-og8jy
    @Rachel-og8jy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3656

    Ah yes, my girlfriends would clean angrily when they were mad at me. My totally real human girlfriends.

    • @theomacer3094
      @theomacer3094 3 ปีที่แล้ว +291

      Lucky. My girlfriends are mares and all they do is eat all my oats and crap everywhere

    • @jellyfilling7827
      @jellyfilling7827 3 ปีที่แล้ว +154

      My girlfriends are jellyfish, sex is so painful..

    • @peachsalsa6762
      @peachsalsa6762 3 ปีที่แล้ว +142

      They're absolutely real girlfriends but I met them on holiday and they don't go to our school so you wouldn't know them

    • @onipot9639
      @onipot9639 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Mine just bother me constantly, if only they would go shopping and get their nails done.

    • @TheZombifiedGuy
      @TheZombifiedGuy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      Many human girlfriends I have had. All with the correct number of limbs. To the grocery they did walk with their feet. I am from this planet.

  • @zubetp
    @zubetp ปีที่แล้ว +74

    i thought his explanation of the "stable" was funny because he added that when the woman begins to question his commitment, she leaves "for greener pastures." this is a phrase that inherently means moving on from one thing to a better thing. it's a pasture with more grass in it.
    he's deadass telling us straight up that all these "mares" can do better. some improved mate.

  • @piffba
    @piffba 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4727

    Russell didn’t realize you could use your girlfriends phone since he’s never actually been in a relationship, which you can tell from all of his videos

  • @keghan4824
    @keghan4824 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1953

    The fact that the only activities he referred to the women doing in his two girlfriends scenario were shopping, getting their nails done, cleaning, and going to the bathroom screams to me that the only knowledge he has about women is from movies and TV which would in turn suggest to me that he doesn't have nearly the amount of experience with women he claims to

    • @tesscrelli783
      @tesscrelli783 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      The only thing that was probably true about his entire shtick was him sleeping with a girl and then dumping her when she asked for commitment. I can totally see him doing that. The rest is just blatantly made up.

    • @issyfiona1002
      @issyfiona1002 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Girls do their nails together though, the girly ones at least.

    • @beccabradley6002
      @beccabradley6002 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      i dont think hes ever met a woman before lmfaooo

    • @martuut.9404
      @martuut.9404 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@issyfiona1002 how often? Every single day? Every week? Maybe a few bimbos, but I don't think that guy could afford one.

    • @Mcflowa
      @Mcflowa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      All two girl friends know is shopping, eat hot chip.......

  • @elisearietta
    @elisearietta 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2218

    “keep a stable of mares.” dude totally redefined what “horse girl” means. in all seriousness, GROSS

    • @worstusernameintheworld9871
      @worstusernameintheworld9871 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      neigh

    • @kateinavkodarit1369
      @kateinavkodarit1369 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      it funny that my sisters name is mare. we live in europe so it means a lil different here hehe

    • @Ray-np8zs
      @Ray-np8zs 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kateinavkodarit1369 lol I really wanna know what that means and which country you're from

  • @geekgirl_luv4262
    @geekgirl_luv4262 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    “To be a bachelor you gotta build a stable-“ the only thing that could save this sentence is if it ends with “and then lock yourself in there to prevent yourself from harassing innocent women just trying to go about their day”

    • @error_tryagain_4049
      @error_tryagain_4049 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      or "raise *actual* horses"
      'Cause that's what a stable is for
      Unless "stable" has some other alternate meaning I'm not familiar with
      👁👄👁

    • @FatYoshi619
      @FatYoshi619 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@error_tryagain_4049 it is also used for seggs trafficking

  • @monke2570
    @monke2570 ปีที่แล้ว +3628

    I fucking died when Russel Hartley said "How to pick up girls during the day!" like his kind usually come out at night

    • @ehluunayachi
      @ehluunayachi ปีที่แล้ว +208

      they probably do tbh
      these dudes contribute to the reasons why i don't like going out at night

    • @godsentjesustosetusallfree9859
      @godsentjesustosetusallfree9859 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      If that's the case...I'm staying in!

    • @gasterthemaster6490
      @gasterthemaster6490 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      They lurk around in the shadows, feeding off of every bit of clout they can find.
      The only way you can ward them off is by being armed with a flashlight.

    • @garlikbred6474
      @garlikbred6474 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      @gasterthemaster6490 All you need is a broom and a flashlight and they'll scurry away back to their underground burrows.
      If you want something more permanent i'd suggest mousetraps primed with shot glasses and written phone numbers.

    • @DJ_SpaceInvader
      @DJ_SpaceInvader ปีที่แล้ว +20

      This is why I wear full riot gear everywhere I go.

  • @lunalluna9401
    @lunalluna9401 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8882

    So basically all his "girlfriends" did was quietly clean, gossip about him, go shopping and get their nails done. Yep he never had a relationship before

    • @DiamondDazzleSparkle
      @DiamondDazzleSparkle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +892

      For real he was like “what do girls do?” “Oh they cook, clean, love shopping and doing their nails”

    • @dominiquevereza
      @dominiquevereza 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1020

      sounds like they were in a relationship without him

    • @kiriki4558
      @kiriki4558 4 ปีที่แล้ว +373

      @@DiamondDazzleSparkle lol, he just grabed the kid's TV girl stereotype and presented it as something real.

    • @oa7439
      @oa7439 4 ปีที่แล้ว +332

      someone said that the girlfriends are probably dating each other and he’s just in the background lmfaooo

    • @lunalluna9401
      @lunalluna9401 4 ปีที่แล้ว +269

      @@oa7439 I imagine the girls chilling with each other and him talking by himself in the bathroom like a maniac

  • @redandpurple317
    @redandpurple317 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18843

    When he was talking about his alleged 2 girlfriends, he straight up sounded like a teenage boy who's never had a girlfriend, describing a fake relationship to his teenage boy friends who've also never had a girlfriend.

    • @r.j.penfold
      @r.j.penfold 3 ปีที่แล้ว +582

      I was wondering why something about this dude felt eerily similar

    • @vyecyr2189
      @vyecyr2189 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1548

      He definitely has a girlfriend guys, you just wouldn’t know her, she’s from a different school

    • @SS-xr7jf
      @SS-xr7jf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +599

      He definitely has a girlfriend. 2 in fact. They both live in Canada.

    • @call1sto777
      @call1sto777 3 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      @@vyecyr2189 LMAOOO

    • @lonelycaprisun7195
      @lonelycaprisun7195 3 ปีที่แล้ว +232

      He has a girlfriend they just live on the other side of the earth

  • @FlorSilvestre12
    @FlorSilvestre12 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    I love how even running as background noise under a skit you can still pick up that everything he's saying in that "What It's Like to Date a Bi Girl" video is bimisogynistic stereotyping. What a piece of work.

  • @geekgirl_luv4262
    @geekgirl_luv4262 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2584

    “What it’s like dating a girl who’s bi” **deep inhale as I prepare myself for some next level bullshit**

    • @Dr4gon_k1tties
      @Dr4gon_k1tties 3 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      Being Bi, ME TO BUD

    • @alexandrarivera7957
      @alexandrarivera7957 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Allllllll bbbbiiiii myseeeelllf

    • @GraceSavidesKeller
      @GraceSavidesKeller 3 ปีที่แล้ว +136

      *bi couple watching TV*
      Bi Person 1: That man is hot
      Bi Person 2: That non-binary person is hot.
      Bi Person 1: That woman is hot.
      Bi Person 2: Eh, she's pretty but she's not my type.
      End scene.

    • @Peeps_reads
      @Peeps_reads 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      @@GraceSavidesKeller that was the most accurate representation of bi relationships I’ve ever seen

    • @RayannaTDOMSc
      @RayannaTDOMSc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I think we all knew what was coming when he said women get the automatic easy track in everything.

  • @neschakori
    @neschakori 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5660

    and today on “Objectifying Women”, we are horses!

    • @saharah1692
      @saharah1692 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      teja sari would that make it animal-izing 👁👄👁

    • @murdermyinsanity
      @murdermyinsanity 4 ปีที่แล้ว +301

      There’s nothing hotter than a man calling me a horse. I want a man who swats flies off of me constantly and will straight murder me if I have a leg injury. Where’s this dudes number?

    • @itsWeasley
      @itsWeasley 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      your profile pic goes so well with your comment lmao

    • @jennysomething3666
      @jennysomething3666 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Horses arent objects

    • @cushchristian1257
      @cushchristian1257 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Honestly being called a horse is a complement to me, they are strong and majestic apart from they shit every where (I'm a equestrian I have to pick up that shit)

  • @BlueberryCheesecake8
    @BlueberryCheesecake8 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    Kurtis literally predicted the patriarchy being about horses years before the barbie movie came out. A visionary.

  • @clrmlon1623
    @clrmlon1623 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2297

    Russel: "women have life on easy mode"
    also russel: "Ive never waited in a line once in my life"

    • @explicitmemory4284
      @explicitmemory4284 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      I've never waited in line even once in my life except for that one single time I waited in line-
      Uh what???

    • @NameName-yj7lp
      @NameName-yj7lp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      I get scared of walking home alone from school because I’ve gotten cat called and saw others get cat called
      But yep EASy mODe!

    • @Equa11ysurl
      @Equa11ysurl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@NameName-yj7lp Same thing happened to me, and nice name btw

    • @dreugh424
      @dreugh424 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Shit, sometimes I see stuff on Twitter where somebody that's pretty cute puts up a stream and suddenly they get a PS5 and 3 RTX 3090's, and I'm thinking that some of these people def do live on easy mode

    • @thesovietonionn1343
      @thesovietonionn1343 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Women : Literally can't walk outside at night in some places because of creepy dudes
      This Guy : sOuNdS eAsY eNoUgH tO mE

  • @Mojo_bro_tho
    @Mojo_bro_tho 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2564

    I hope his “two girlfriends” stayed together either romantically or platonically but for sure left him either way

    • @dildonius
      @dildonius 4 ปีที่แล้ว +162

      Dont worry abiut it. They dont exist.

    • @belle-gj4sp
      @belle-gj4sp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      he was def lying about them lol

    • @Mojo_bro_tho
      @Mojo_bro_tho 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      dildonius i mean where’s the lie??

    • @Mojo_bro_tho
      @Mojo_bro_tho 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      xoxo, gothic girl I assumed yeah lol

    • @wasindear
      @wasindear 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@Mojo_bro_tho I dunno, I've met people IRL who are in MFF triads and the dude did NO emotional labour, it was super sucky.

  • @stephaniek8036
    @stephaniek8036 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3397

    I refuse to believe he gets any female attention... The fact that he basically said sex makes a girl dizzy? Where is he having sex? On a roundabout?

    • @isabellovera5763
      @isabellovera5763 4 ปีที่แล้ว +522

      on a merry go round, with the horses of course

    • @Anonymous-oo4sv
      @Anonymous-oo4sv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@isabellovera5763 💀💀💀💀

    • @chelseyt7091
      @chelseyt7091 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @mightymeatymech
      @mightymeatymech 4 ปีที่แล้ว +147

      But he's soooooo funny HAHAHHAHHAHahahah makes me think of the guy who rubbed my belly button for three minutes thinking it would . Turn me on I guess 😭😭😭😭🥴

    • @sarahmccall21
      @sarahmccall21 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      wren plays the SIMS bro WHAT? 😭😭

  • @bombsity
    @bombsity 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    As a middle school boy, the ones who look up to these guys are either insecure to the point its actually concerning, or doing it ironically.
    Atleast where i live..

  • @alaynalx1272
    @alaynalx1272 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4377

    kurtis has more balls than russel because he's standing up for women (and leaves the comments on)

    • @poppygloria1366
      @poppygloria1366 4 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      SugaKookieDough yessum (also certified big PP)

    • @chwxie
      @chwxie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      or itll just get more interaction on his channel 😐

    • @alaynalx1272
      @alaynalx1272 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@chwxie he also might get hate but he still respects womens rights

    • @annulizbeth
      @annulizbeth 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @SugaKookieDough The better you are as a person your pp grows an inch. As you can see, Kurtis has a comically large pp.

    • @omnical6135
      @omnical6135 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      i came into the replies expecting a comment calling kurtis a simp
      i was pleasantly surprised

  • @lustrous8029
    @lustrous8029 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3814

    “Not all men” ur right. Mayor Kurtis Conner would never

    • @toast3273
      @toast3273 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      nice icon

    • @saimahorwhatever
      @saimahorwhatever 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Why did I read that as mayo 😳

    • @zara27520
      @zara27520 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I luv Kurt Boy ((:

    • @dookiefart8818
      @dookiefart8818 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@saimahorwhatever mayo kurtis conner

    • @mochii_on_video
      @mochii_on_video 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @Len Mo who isnt tbh

  • @sophie51083
    @sophie51083 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1413

    he’s “bored” of women’s poses in pictures as if they’re doing it to specifically to entertain him and him only

    • @emilyb.8219
      @emilyb.8219 4 ปีที่แล้ว +186

      Meanwhile he stands in front of a mirror in the same pose with a suit on in every video

    • @eddzsiv8831
      @eddzsiv8831 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      posses??! 🤣

    • @ReiAnikaAyanami
      @ReiAnikaAyanami 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      imagine being _that_ self entitled

    • @sophie51083
      @sophie51083 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      eddz siv **poses lmao

  • @chlochlo217
    @chlochlo217 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    23:15 the transition from “i’m the king of the shit are u kidding me ??” to “ha anyways guys this is prada head to toe” gets me every single time

  • @DeiAndItasGirl
    @DeiAndItasGirl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22135

    as a girl dating another girl, can confirm all we do is get our nails done and go shopping. we got our nails done 19 times this week

    • @dog_boy5123
      @dog_boy5123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1449

      neat hope it's fun for y'all
      ( i have just realized the sarcasm here)

    • @NaturallyDOPE0990
      @NaturallyDOPE0990 3 ปีที่แล้ว +155

      😂🤣🤣🤣

    • @blue-dabad33
      @blue-dabad33 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1928

      running out of nails to do at this rate

    • @tenzinc1514
      @tenzinc1514 3 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      true

    • @ToastyJones-f6m
      @ToastyJones-f6m 3 ปีที่แล้ว +594

      Well shit- when y'all gonna run outta nails? People be missing those-

  • @soldiaz7261
    @soldiaz7261 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2881

    I’d say “Some women are gay and aromantic, Russel” but... some women just have taste

    • @chivi-
      @chivi- 4 ปีที่แล้ว +126

      Don’t tell him about us

    • @rj11792
      @rj11792 4 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      and a brain

    • @blueace1000
      @blueace1000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      And some self respect

    • @crunchycroissant07
      @crunchycroissant07 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Periodt

    • @alexd186
      @alexd186 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      This sounds like a Joe Biden quote

  • @girlnextdoor480
    @girlnextdoor480 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10438

    Ooookay. I just need to say this.
    The term “stable” is actually a term used by sex traffickers.
    This is problematic on so many levels.

    • @jaydenreads-kg7pw
      @jaydenreads-kg7pw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1181

      Yikes! I didn’t know that. Thanks for sharing.

    • @illneverbeyourdreamgirl
      @illneverbeyourdreamgirl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +906

      Never knew "stable" was used like that until now. Wonder how this man's man knows about sex trafficking terms...

    • @girlnextdoor480
      @girlnextdoor480 4 ปีที่แล้ว +297

      I'll never be your dream girl Generally it’s used to describe a bunch of sex workers who work under one pimp. So those sex workers are the pimp’s “stable.” The issue is that most pimps are better defined as sex traffickers and that’s how the legal profession is treating them. I would imagine this gross human learned it from other gross humans who consider themselves “pimps.” The issue in this instance is more about viewing women as property, and not as human beings.

    • @FYPNLP
      @FYPNLP 4 ปีที่แล้ว +480

      It's an old age term used by pimps to describe the group of prostitutes they 'managed'

    • @booh2665
      @booh2665 4 ปีที่แล้ว +132

      @@illneverbeyourdreamgirl how u think he got so much money?

  • @potato-uj9dk
    @potato-uj9dk ปีที่แล้ว +46

    i saw someone once say that garbage men and pickup artists should swap names

  • @fb9552
    @fb9552 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4810

    “This is what happens when you give an incel a platform.”
    -Socrates, probably

    • @noonehere4332
      @noonehere4332 4 ปีที่แล้ว +164

      “The problem with quotes on the internet is that it is difficult to verify their authenticity.”
      -Adolf Plato Hitler.

    • @what-mz8oo
      @what-mz8oo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +208

      @@noonehere4332 "fuck hitler"
      -me, definitely

    • @pretty948
      @pretty948 4 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      "Potato"
      - me the greatest

    • @awolace1577
      @awolace1577 3 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      “Ew men”
      -Artemis, probably at some point in time

    • @zervaniii
      @zervaniii 3 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      "Lmao men" - hades, 650 bce

  • @XPTwistedXP
    @XPTwistedXP 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2694

    This guy is the literal embodiment of fake it till you make it. Only he never made it.

    • @victoriamcmahon7790
      @victoriamcmahon7790 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      BAHAHAHHAHSHUSHE

    • @margaret5271
      @margaret5271 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      and all his girlfriends faked it lol

    • @sansisntness
      @sansisntness 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      and he never will make it.

    • @XPTwistedXP
      @XPTwistedXP 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@margaret5271 Poor guy, even his fake girlfriends faked it

    • @broccolifleur8648
      @broccolifleur8648 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@margaret5271 LMFAOOO

  • @rowaneditspeppa3361
    @rowaneditspeppa3361 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6934

    “What it’s like to date a girl who’s bi” *exactly the same as dating a straight girl but you both have a die hard crush on Natalie Portman*

    • @LenaTate
      @LenaTate 4 ปีที่แล้ว +205

      Omg accurate

    • @l-3832
      @l-3832 4 ปีที่แล้ว +350

      As a bi girl, can confirm.

    • @moved.6963
      @moved.6963 4 ปีที่แล้ว +161

      Same for Pan

    • @esmem5973
      @esmem5973 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      I can confirm

    • @anxious.strawberry
      @anxious.strawberry 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      100%

  • @st4rri_ari
    @st4rri_ari 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    it’s kind of funny that as soon as he said “women live life on easy mode” i got cramps, like he telepathically cursed me

  • @talkingtreefrombugaboocree4847
    @talkingtreefrombugaboocree4847 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2201

    Russell is the type of dude who constantly brings up how are afraid he is of getting hit on by gay men.

    • @bestbirdbuds6746
      @bestbirdbuds6746 4 ปีที่แล้ว +243

      He would say no homo before saying that the sunset was pretty

    • @georgesmith4307
      @georgesmith4307 4 ปีที่แล้ว +145

      Exactly, he'd say that but you know he's probably never been hit on by a man or a woman lol

    • @talkingtreefrombugaboocree4847
      @talkingtreefrombugaboocree4847 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@georgesmith4307 🤣🤣🤣☠️

    • @hiimcringeynicetomeetyou.7484
      @hiimcringeynicetomeetyou.7484 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      Or when you come out to him after months of preparation and all he says is "oh, okay. Cool, I don't get why you're like that, just don't hit on me. Lol."

    • @miss_daisy4925
      @miss_daisy4925 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Its weird that straight men are so persistent for gay men to not hit on them, and if somebody came out as gay he'd be like "Thats fine hut uh... don't hit on me, haha no homo."

  • @IronGirlGrace
    @IronGirlGrace 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5237

    Kurtis saying "I could just use my girlfriend's phone... If I ask politely" is really cute to me for some reason

    • @katelyn949
      @katelyn949 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      ikr

    • @runthejudes
      @runthejudes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +339

      Everything he does is precious and cute because he’s a respectable and sweet boy

    • @abominati0n
      @abominati0n 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      oh hes so alpha,, id ride tf outta him if he didnt have a gf

    • @luvcassie
      @luvcassie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +172

      @@abominati0n thats kinda disrespectful ngl haha
      Would you say that to his face if you met him?

    • @largebladderboy
      @largebladderboy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +175

      @@abominati0n yeah no you shouldn't objectify people like that :/

  • @bfagan1510
    @bfagan1510 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2347

    russel is the kind of guy that women are afraid of when they’re out alone

    • @superedmundo1239
      @superedmundo1239 4 ปีที่แล้ว +137

      Or that they don't want to be alone with when their friends leave

    • @skippykay599
      @skippykay599 4 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      Can confirm, am woman

    • @graceharris2485
      @graceharris2485 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Skippy Kay *mare

    • @mytherapistsaidno6643
      @mytherapistsaidno6643 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      jokes on u i’m scared of all men apart from kurtis 💞

    • @PanicattheDiscourse
      @PanicattheDiscourse 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      I would only drink out of sippy cups around this dude.

  • @B.-T.
    @B.-T. 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    My favorite part is where Russell accidentally tells on himself. Talking about his "stable" and how his "mares" move on to greener pastures. Greener pastures. As in somewhere better. Bro was so bad at analogy he ended up saying he's crap.

  • @charlotterayder3023
    @charlotterayder3023 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2105

    Why does he act like it's a science? If you have a good personality, women will be drawn to you. You don't need to pull some emotionally abusive, misogynistic bull crap.

    • @charlotteodonnell1867
      @charlotteodonnell1867 4 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      and he acts so smart about it too, it’s embarrassing😳

    • @ratman2817
      @ratman2817 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      what if we dont have a good personality, asking for a friend

    • @kayleighhattaway7285
      @kayleighhattaway7285 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Rat Man be better

    • @saranaila5905
      @saranaila5905 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      @@ratman2817 then you should fix it first maybe go to therapy and don't waste other people's time

    • @black-nails
      @black-nails 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@ratman2817 be better is kinda broad term, but be more active in life. Of course it depends on what kinda of bad personality you have, but if you are, but being more active makes you more knowledgeable & interesting and could make your life feel more fulfilling.

  • @tormentachina2521
    @tormentachina2521 4 ปีที่แล้ว +784

    i don't trust people who call themselves "alpha" like wtf, that's for weird fanfics, not for people.

    • @alphabros5226
      @alphabros5226 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      I mean despite my username I don’t consider myself an alpha, it’s just part if a complicated story involving minecraft and the greek alphabet

    • @Scronkc
      @Scronkc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@alphabros5226 ælpha man

    • @pepsi2471
      @pepsi2471 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      alphabros522 god speed alpha man

    • @isadorasartori9840
      @isadorasartori9840 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      And literally an alpha male in nature is the male who has cubs and takes care of them

    • @tormentachina2521
      @tormentachina2521 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@alphabros5226 OH MY GOD im crying JAKSKSLSJDLSJS

  • @kirsten3116
    @kirsten3116 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3006

    Thoughts:
    - He is only about 1/4 as attractive as he thinks he is
    - He has never had a serious and vulnerable relationship
    - He only has 2 suits
    - His suits are always super crisp for his tik toks because he doesn’t actually wear suits
    - His ‘untied’ bowtie was actually never tied, it has no wrinkles
    - He’ll be dating 20 y/o women when he’s 42 and divorced. He seems like the type to justify exclusively dating women 1/2 his age by saying it’s because “they are less complicated and don’t have baggage yet.” 🤢
    Wow, thanks for the likes and replies! Never thought this would resonate with so many people.

    • @jedithekitten8891
      @jedithekitten8891 4 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      Very very accurate

    • @cassidyconroy4101
      @cassidyconroy4101 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Gotem babe

    • @annulizbeth
      @annulizbeth 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      This is the longest roast comment I 've ever read .

    • @pierogilover01
      @pierogilover01 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      he seems like the type to get a mail order bride when hes like 50

    • @cassandraconde2023
      @cassandraconde2023 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Best comment on here 😂

  • @HappyBirddi
    @HappyBirddi 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    4:50 At least with scare actors, they're not allowed to touch you unless you sign a waiver

  • @avaha.7474
    @avaha.7474 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6250

    He’s the type of guy that get “his heart broken” when he’s like 13 and sees himself as the ‘damaged bad boy that sleeps around’
    Edit: oop- I literally checked my notifications like a month later and y’all... 👑

    • @sha12310
      @sha12310 4 ปีที่แล้ว +192

      Oof. This is the most accurate description of this douche.

    • @megha5176
      @megha5176 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      😂😂😂

    • @thaddeusjd
      @thaddeusjd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Avah Lena Avonda y/n is pumping the air rn

    • @entername1665
      @entername1665 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Now that i look at myself im what you just described. Im not sure what to do with my life anymore.

    • @Equa11ysurl
      @Equa11ysurl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Apex Predator // Hey, atleast you realized it. 🙂

  • @ERNZSTO
    @ERNZSTO 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4773

    It’s not the man cave, it’s the virgin dungeon

    • @Dr4gon_k1tties
      @Dr4gon_k1tties 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      OOP

    • @irahdykeabueva4615
      @irahdykeabueva4615 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Dude, you need to stop commenting these kinds of comments cuz i can't like them all.

    • @shaivinangunoori5533
      @shaivinangunoori5533 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I wanna like but I cant ruin 500. ☹

    • @Dr4gon_k1tties
      @Dr4gon_k1tties 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@shaivinangunoori5533 Haha

    • @shaivinangunoori5533
      @shaivinangunoori5533 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@Dr4gon_k1tties I'm one of those people that hate numbers like 501 or like 299. Sometimes I like a comment just to make it a cleaner number.

  • @caitlinb1657
    @caitlinb1657 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1101

    Any man that calls himself a ‘mate’ is immediately a red flag

  • @Jwibbles07
    @Jwibbles07 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +56

    Russel? I Hartley know her!

    • @superpisser
      @superpisser 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Still got it

    • @henry605
      @henry605 หลายเดือนก่อน

      lol