This Anti-Masker Christian Movie is Even Worse Than You Think

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  • @mattsherack
    @mattsherack 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24673

    One reviewer described it as “A Christian persecution movie made by people who never had to face persecution in their lives” and I don’t think a more perfect description could’ve been said

    • @danyellej9940
      @danyellej9940 2 ปีที่แล้ว +760

      Man what are these replies?

    • @WeedGrandma
      @WeedGrandma 2 ปีที่แล้ว +537

      That's honestly the best way to describe it

    • @lumini3172
      @lumini3172 2 ปีที่แล้ว +804

      Oh my gods. What the frick is up with the bots lately? Were they always this bad?

    • @royalblanket
      @royalblanket 2 ปีที่แล้ว +589

      @@lumini3172 For some reason they're raiding kurtis really bad rn. Maybe he's been trending or something

    • @mattsherack
      @mattsherack 2 ปีที่แล้ว +510

      @@lumini3172 I don’t know but it makes me sad because with every notification I get from them I get excited by the possibility of someone leaving a nice or meaningful reply :(

  • @Patterrz
    @Patterrz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37351

    This acting makes me appreciate actual actors so much more please make it stop

    • @heyguys4571
      @heyguys4571 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/a-n7Q4p6mgQ/w-d-xo.html
      Ultimately...

    • @lunaloo6971
      @lunaloo6971 2 ปีที่แล้ว +644

      the bots omfg

    • @waynetastic1746
      @waynetastic1746 2 ปีที่แล้ว +273

      @@lunaloo6971
      I counted 7 lol

    • @eieiejjr
      @eieiejjr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +349

      Omg there as so many bots

    • @spoon1265
      @spoon1265 2 ปีที่แล้ว +181

      Don't be rude. It's hard finding good child actors these days

  • @katieb3172
    @katieb3172 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15259

    The funniest part of this whole thing is we are supposed to believe that all of these worldwide developments not only happened without a GINORMOUS uprising, but that they all were instilled into society, including a WORLDWIDE language, over the course of 5 years.

    • @jaynenunya6070
      @jaynenunya6070 2 ปีที่แล้ว +729

      I took Spanish for over 5 years and still can't speak it

    • @MyFatherLooksLikeAPallasCat
      @MyFatherLooksLikeAPallasCat 2 ปีที่แล้ว +425

      Just goes to show how disconnected he is from the real world

    • @juliettekudrick8186
      @juliettekudrick8186 2 ปีที่แล้ว +487

      Ah, but you’re using logic, something this man has clearly never even tried to do in his entire life.

    • @k.k.7797
      @k.k.7797 2 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      @@jaynenunya6070 I’ve been learning English for 20 and still suck

    • @heyguys4571
      @heyguys4571 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/a-n7Q4p6mgQ/w-d-xo.html
      Ultimately...

  • @kencaldi
    @kencaldi 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1489

    One thing I find obvious about the movie that I see nobody talk about is how the main character is portraying "himself" as Jesus. The dude grows a following, defies the status quo of a tyrannical rule, gets betrayed by one someone close to him and is in the end executed which is portrayed as a grand victory. Besides a groomer the guy has some delusion of grandeur.

    • @briannabanks1659
      @briannabanks1659 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +53

      Good catch!

    • @redaurora8602
      @redaurora8602 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +112

      Damn how didn't I catch that. And even without that, the guy just gives massive "I think I'm the smartest person in the room" vibes, acting or not.

    • @vaiyt
      @vaiyt 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +45

      "unbelievers just want to be their own god"
      "I am jesus"

    • @davidramos948
      @davidramos948 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +12

      That's called messiah complex

  • @keoxxy5359
    @keoxxy5359 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19965

    I love how the “hacker” literally just went on Wikipedia and google images

    • @yunnuc
      @yunnuc 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1788

      I love how it implies that Christianity is "banned" but all information of it is readily available on not just the surface web, but Wikipedia 😭.

    • @isaiahsimmons5776
      @isaiahsimmons5776 2 ปีที่แล้ว +309

      wikipedia is a deep web invention

    • @HelloHamburger
      @HelloHamburger 2 ปีที่แล้ว +231

      @@yunnuc Yeah, and that without Christians, there are enough people to run Google’s/Wikipedia’s/Other sites’ content. Like, it seems unlikely that without that vast amount of people in the US, these servers could function.

    • @Ian-bt8dz
      @Ian-bt8dz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Uh yeah? You have to have special clearances to look at that stuff

    • @loopha
      @loopha 2 ปีที่แล้ว +373

      Girl didn’t even go on incognito mode

  • @Doppiovinegar22
    @Doppiovinegar22 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +13068

    I'm German so I understand their language and I watched a video of them where they said that they met up when she was twelve... TWELVE
    she said that she didn't wanna be with him at first but he was the pushy one. I'm honestly sick to my stomach

    • @arandomgirlnameddenise9780
      @arandomgirlnameddenise9780 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1885

      BRUH THIS MAN NEEDS TO BE ON A WATCH LIST 🤮

    • @danielladuck3323
      @danielladuck3323 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      SEND HIS ASS TO JAIL

    • @nuummiti
      @nuummiti 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@arandomgirlnameddenise9780 not watch list, actually arrested.

    • @Doppiovinegar22
      @Doppiovinegar22 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@arandomgirlnameddenise9780 for real

    • @franlougee1499
      @franlougee1499 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      So gross. He is a pedophile. So very disgusting and wrong.

  • @daithvader
    @daithvader 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8817

    The weirdest part of their relationship is him saying “finally 18” and THEN proposing, knowing he’s heavily religious just makes me think he was waiting to caboogle her.

    • @fennecfanatic5566
      @fennecfanatic5566 2 ปีที่แล้ว +841

      That’s the way I’m referring to it from now on. “Hey babe, you wanna caboogle tonight?”

    • @procrastinating_celery4994
      @procrastinating_celery4994 2 ปีที่แล้ว +389

      I like your vocabulary

    • @kingayy9267
      @kingayy9267 2 ปีที่แล้ว +437

      Caboogle sounds like it would mean surprised.
      Flabbergasted, even.

    • @tokitoki9156
      @tokitoki9156 2 ปีที่แล้ว +269

      @@fennecfanatic5566 "Oh babe, no caboogles like you do" (proceeds to intense caboogling)

    • @teethcoat4274
      @teethcoat4274 2 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      Hopefully he waited. Grooming is bad enough but if he actually had sex with her then its even worse.

  • @shrekiscool4743
    @shrekiscool4743 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +513

    I saw a comment once that said "Christians want to be persecuted so badly it shoud qualify as BDSM" and it's honestly a perfect description

    • @FanpiresLabyrinth
      @FanpiresLabyrinth 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +35

      Christian BDSM actually stands for ‘Bible Discussion and Study Meeting’

    • @jobah619
      @jobah619 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      As someone who was raised in the American South, this is so accurate it’s depressing

    • @Imawaremyuseriscringe
      @Imawaremyuseriscringe หลายเดือนก่อน

      No because I love that
      Edit: @shrekiscool4743

    • @charlesbradshaw5183
      @charlesbradshaw5183 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      And it sucks because in some countries there actually are Christians who are persecuted. But the dudes who make stuff like this live in a Christian majority country where it’s not a marginalized group.

    • @mastermarkus5307
      @mastermarkus5307 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      @charlesbradshaw5183
      It's also "interesting" that the people who make movies about "Christian persecution" never seem to mention those situations...

  • @armstrong.r
    @armstrong.r 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7238

    The irony of the synopsis saying "communism is all over the place" and showing the spread of Christianity at 20:48 with bright red is fucking incredible.

    • @lnhp5592
      @lnhp5592 2 ปีที่แล้ว +670

      i mean, tbh, if this movie teaches you anything, it's that the target demographic doesn't know what communism is.

    • @jjberg83
      @jjberg83 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Inbred Dawn

    • @armstrong.r
      @armstrong.r 2 ปีที่แล้ว +230

      @@lnhp5592 True enough, but I feel like most people don't know what communism is lmao

    • @jessn.3851
      @jessn.3851 2 ปีที่แล้ว +213

      @@armstrong.r A lot of people definitely don't know what communism is.

    • @wolfslullaby
      @wolfslullaby 2 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      or how a virus spreads lol

  • @emjones6663
    @emjones6663 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10755

    I love how the “hacker” uses only Google and wikipedia to track down the Christians💀 that is some high-level hacking

    • @ghosttriesliving
      @ghosttriesliving 2 ปีที่แล้ว +478

      I also love the fact it's outlawed and everything but they never took down any information or websites about it allegedly.

    • @infinitetenzer042
      @infinitetenzer042 2 ปีที่แล้ว +176

      If that's hacking then my two years of studying were for nothing🥂😭🤣

    • @monarxsiramirez1720
      @monarxsiramirez1720 2 ปีที่แล้ว +274

      Movie hacker be like: *highlights words on Wikipedia page* 👩‍💻

    • @mildsoup8978
      @mildsoup8978 2 ปีที่แล้ว +204

      I believe the rule is if you wear a hoodie while at a computer you are a hacker, regardless of what you are doing.

    • @solus8685
      @solus8685 2 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      Every student ever: "You know, I'm something of a hacker myself"

  • @casrrole
    @casrrole ปีที่แล้ว +13581

    Oh Kurtis is giving this guy WAY too much slack.
    Firstly, he was 19 when he started dating his then 14 year old girlfriend. This was confirmed by an Instagram post he made 9 months before her 18 year old birthday, where he said they celebrated their 3 year anniversary.
    But that’s not the worst of it. This guy is a YOUTH PASTOR.
    Yes.
    He is a YOUTH PASTOR. He worked with teenagers under the age of 18 and that’s how he met his girlfriend.
    Let that sink in.

    • @madeegaindraws
      @madeegaindraws ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ... WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

    • @sejalb725
      @sejalb725 ปีที่แล้ว +518

      oof.

    • @awanti26
      @awanti26 ปีที่แล้ว +563

      Wtf 😢

    • @frozenbinarystudio
      @frozenbinarystudio ปีที่แล้ว +387

      Many such cases

    • @cathleenlia9590
      @cathleenlia9590 ปีที่แล้ว +784

      That's so fucked up. I literally found the same information on the churches website

  • @bearerofthecurse69
    @bearerofthecurse69 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +296

    What kills me about the American Christian persecution complex is that there are actually places in the world where people actually face backlash for being Christian. Not for having bigoted views and using Christianity as an excuse, but for just simply worshipping Jesus. Why not make a movie about places in Africa and Asia where this happens? Is it possibly because…the heroes of such a story wouldn’t be white..?

    • @LiquidSwan
      @LiquidSwan 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Shut up dude

    • @ethandollarhide7943
      @ethandollarhide7943 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      ​@@LiquidSwanThey're just stating facts. At no point in the history of the United States has it ever been illegal to be Christian. They're just Prejudiced and cry Persecution when they see another group gaining rights/freedoms/acceptance to try to cover up that they're Prejudiced.

    • @ORGANPARTY
      @ORGANPARTY หลายเดือนก่อน +22

      Pretty sure this guy is German so this is more European Christian and historically I think they’re a bit worse

    • @jakem3043
      @jakem3043 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

      Christianity is just a veil for some of these people and seemingly those who made this movie. The persecution complex isn’t just about Christianity, but to your point, about political, racial and ethnic identity as well.

    • @motivated2473
      @motivated2473 22 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Because then the Villains wouldn't be white, lol

  • @thesilenceoftheclams1730
    @thesilenceoftheclams1730 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16771

    as a christian, i find this movie extremely informative and accurate. every day for me is a struggle; i wake up and have to follow the trail of live fish nailed to trees to find my fellow christians. we spend our time in empty rooms with nothing but veggie tales dvds and acoustic guitars (we only have two because guitars have six strings and if we had three sets of six strings it would be 666 and then satan himself would enter our bloodstream directly). we don’t take sips of wine during communion, we take turns drinking each other’s blood from shot glasses to survive. it’s what jesus would have wanted

    • @fozziebean
      @fozziebean 2 ปีที่แล้ว +194

      Bahahaha

    • @beautyinthebook888
      @beautyinthebook888 2 ปีที่แล้ว +479

      Seriously underrated comment

    • @SB-my8fi
      @SB-my8fi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +127

      RoFL! Commentary gold. Great internet etiquette. 😆 🤣 😆 🤣

    • @Ami_yamii
      @Ami_yamii 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      I can't! lol

    • @-waqsa
      @-waqsa 2 ปีที่แล้ว +159

      this made me actively snort out of my nose, thank you.

  • @cupriferouscatalyst3708
    @cupriferouscatalyst3708 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9042

    Also, if Christianity is illegal, why would the cops keep a database on all the Christians' phone numbers? If they have a list of all Christians, wouldn't they just go and arrest them?

    • @babyfaceweeb8937
      @babyfaceweeb8937 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1117

      Don't insert logic to Christians wanting to feel persecuted.

    • @frostyskeletons8950
      @frostyskeletons8950 2 ปีที่แล้ว +580

      Bad writing works in mysterious ways

    • @aisha5156
      @aisha5156 2 ปีที่แล้ว +205

      Tbh, I wasn’t really paying attention to this, but anyways I think the police let them all off? Like maybe they just payed a fine or “denounced” their religion in front of them and they let them off but kept them on their watch list? My attempt at adding…something to this movie.

    • @MercurialMoon
      @MercurialMoon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      exactly what i was thinking shouldn't they be in jail already???

    • @sealedtugboat9965
      @sealedtugboat9965 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@frostyskeletons8950 lol

  • @Jack-id2fw
    @Jack-id2fw 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16748

    Not sure if anyone picked up on this, but the director/lead basically cast himself as Jesus. The movie starts with him basically alone, wanting to spread the word of god. Then he starts gaining close companions that assist him in spreading the word of god. The State gets real mad about it. A close friend betrays him, and sells him out. Then the State kills him, and he becomes a martyr. Short of miracles and rising from the dead that’s pretty much the story, and I’m pretty sure that’s sin number 1406 in this saga. 1 way ticket to super hell

    • @avril6922
      @avril6922 2 ปีที่แล้ว +583

      Woah....

    • @jaxintheboxoxo
      @jaxintheboxoxo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1564

      I noticed that Friendo was giving me Judas vibes but now that I’m really thinking about it you’re totally right

    • @catpoke9557
      @catpoke9557 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1899

      Sheesh. Imagine being so self-absorbed you insert yourself into a story as the person you're supposed to IDOLIZE. Isn't that basically a false idol? God really, really hates those

    • @julietamr1007
      @julietamr1007 2 ปีที่แล้ว +588

      You are so Right! Cant Believe I didnt Notice. Truly How can He be such a devote christian While Quite literally commiting the Number One Sin that literally Caused lucifers Downfall? LIKE Not believing Yourself greater than/on the same level as god Is literally Ammendment number 1.

    • @sunnyandthechlo
      @sunnyandthechlo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +220

      I noticed this! When he was going around preaching to people and then of course when he dies. Yikes.

  • @telesticTroublemaker
    @telesticTroublemaker 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +777

    Two years later and I can't find anyone talking about the "where were you born" bit. It's usually used to comfort someone who you know is about to die, and there's not really much you can do for them. You ask them where they're from and then ask them to tell you about that place. It gets them all nostalgic and weepy, and they end up passing a bit more peacefully. You really shouldn't do this for something they can easily survive, though?! Like bro was basically saying "yeah you're gonna fucking die" when there were still things that could be done.

    • @spidey5558
      @spidey5558 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +91

      I see! I saw another comment saying that first responders do that so that the victim keeps responding and stays awake.

    • @squidgirl0413
      @squidgirl0413 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +60

      maybe its a cultural thing? idk where you live, im from the us and here its used for people on the verge of passing out from shock or injuries to keep them awake so they dont bleed out or anything like that.

    • @cierradriggers476
      @cierradriggers476 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      2🎉🎉

    • @GlitterCupcake9
      @GlitterCupcake9 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

      he also applied a tourniquet, which would most likely result in the lost or at least extreme damage of her arm. you don't just casually apply those to any wound lol

    • @jobah619
      @jobah619 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Do you remember being born?

  • @hazey_dazey
    @hazey_dazey 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10157

    I like how ONLY Christianity is outlawed, instead of all religions, or even all Abrahamic religions. I guess the world government decided to give Christianity the middle child treatment

    • @darkprincette
      @darkprincette 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1255

      honestly, and i find it hysterical that there's so many christians that honestly believe something like that could happen. there are legitimately unaware of the fact that christianity is one of the most established religions in the world, and the most established in the usa.

    • @rooodis456
      @rooodis456 2 ปีที่แล้ว +399

      As a Christian I’m alright with banning Christianity as it is (obviously not really, I just see why people hate on our religion lol) . We’ve gone so far from what our religion is supposed to mean at this point smfh
      Edit: this comment was made without thinking; hopefully I redeemed myself down there 👇🏾

    • @rooodis456
      @rooodis456 2 ปีที่แล้ว +231

      @@darkprincette ye they think that they’re so oppressed in this day and age😢😢

    • @lickvinegarkids3654
      @lickvinegarkids3654 2 ปีที่แล้ว +169

      The middle child treatment killed me

    • @avril6922
      @avril6922 2 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      My whole Catholic family would still be able to go to church and pray, and my Jewish neighbors too ~

  • @edgardavid1653
    @edgardavid1653 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6284

    I was born in what people would call a "developing country", now living somewhere else where life is better. It never ceases to amaze me how people who basically have known nothing but privilege feel they are being robbed of their rights if they're put in a mildly inconvenient position. Dude, people spent the days watching Netflix during the lockdowns here, while there was people in my country who had to decide between quarantine or starvation.

    • @psychedelicanxiety8011
      @psychedelicanxiety8011 2 ปีที่แล้ว +298

      I hope you are doing okay! And yes it’s so stupid what people who have never known true struggle are doing with this pandemic. Acting like it’s their victim moment when there is real people struggling in the world. ❤️

    • @FrenkTheJoy
      @FrenkTheJoy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +252

      I mean there were plenty of people who had it really bad during the early lockdowns in the US - but the biggest complainers about the covid restrictions are the people who could easily live comfortably in their homes for the next 50 years without worrying about money or their mental health, AND people who wear glasses because their glasses fog up with the masks on but they still wear masks anyway.
      I've had to wear a mask longer than most people and I'm so fucking tired of it because of these selfish dickheads who can't just mask up, wash hands, and stay home.

    • @edgardavid1653
      @edgardavid1653 2 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      @@psychedelicanxiety8011 life has never been better for me. Thanks for your good wishes 🙂.

    • @edgardavid1653
      @edgardavid1653 2 ปีที่แล้ว +118

      @@FrenkTheJoy same here. Cyprus, where I live now, is not a rich country at least for European standards. There were people who struggled, but the social security network here is pretty decent. There were people who were complaining that people receiving stimulus checks were making more money than those who kept on working during the lockdowns, go figure. But yeah, the noisiest where people very well off and religious nuts. You see, it's not just an American thing.

    • @FEARitself100
      @FEARitself100 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      For reeeeaaaal. Its pathetic

  • @steynravenshorst3463
    @steynravenshorst3463 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9701

    Imagine as a punishment someone just say: “That’s it, you’re going in the Piss Pool”

    • @roxirock5455
      @roxirock5455 2 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      I'm gonna start doing that

    • @12dakis
      @12dakis 2 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Sounds like Dwight’s hand desanitizing station

    • @KingOfGaymes
      @KingOfGaymes 2 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      Sadly some people wouldn’t see it as punishment

    • @michellemeeusen4098
      @michellemeeusen4098 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Just started the video, wildly curious what this is about

    • @localleandealer3425
      @localleandealer3425 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      did you mean: dashcon, Jul 11, 2014 - Jul 13, 2014

  • @notfung.ii.
    @notfung.ii. 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +294

    Why do the interactions feel like when the teacher puts you in a group with kids you've never talked to in class

  • @some_lettuce471
    @some_lettuce471 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21654

    I fucking lost it when he said “let’s go ahead and add 100 sins” and the sin counter went from 4 to 400.

    • @jkam2393
      @jkam2393 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1115

      Holy shit these bots

    • @tatumhardekopf4237
      @tatumhardekopf4237 2 ปีที่แล้ว +703

      I WAS LOOKING FOR A COMMENT ABOUT THIS SHAHAHAHA

    • @armasleinonen7928
      @armasleinonen7928 2 ปีที่แล้ว +511

      i think he meant multiply the sins by 100

    • @scr_mbledeggs
      @scr_mbledeggs 2 ปีที่แล้ว +366

      i didn’t even notice that ohmygod 😭 KURTIS ARE YOU GOOD

    • @sadpileofgunk1460
      @sadpileofgunk1460 2 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      + and x just look so similar it’s easy to confuse them.

  • @meganchambers8108
    @meganchambers8108 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12464

    "I can get all the phone numbers of the Christians if I hack the police," has the same energy as "I resign as president of the bank."

    • @meganchambers8108
      @meganchambers8108 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      @@cake_made_of_bacon3710 I feel very honored 💛

    • @rahulmenon4357
      @rahulmenon4357 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      They should have got NWA to make "Hack the Police"

    • @linhquach4768
      @linhquach4768 2 ปีที่แล้ว +181

      Also, the "minister of propaganda" has the same energy as "president of the bank"

    • @aliyasexception
      @aliyasexception 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      omg this got me lmao i laughed for 3 minutes after reading this one

    • @Eggsther
      @Eggsther 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      the disrespect to Neil Breen's script writing
      smh

  • @good4arya
    @good4arya 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6940

    “give it up for the bride and groomer” had me ROLLING

    • @eyekon_racha
      @eyekon_racha 2 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      The bots in your replies 💀

    • @good4arya
      @good4arya 2 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      @@eyekon_racha IT’S HORRENDOUS

    • @heyguys4571
      @heyguys4571 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/a-n7Q4p6mgQ/w-d-xo.html
      Ultimately...

    • @Bobateawice
      @Bobateawice 2 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      Wow look we got a bot party going around here 😻

    • @_4_0_4_6
      @_4_0_4_6 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I snorted lol

  • @Rainy_Day_Daydream
    @Rainy_Day_Daydream 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +115

    Back in 2020 both of my best friends parents died to Covid, it was horribly depressing and she had to move to California. Crazy while this was happening bro was crying about not being able to go to a public park without a mask.

  • @alexisflores4032
    @alexisflores4032 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14426

    The “give it up for the bride and groomer” almost dropped me to the floor for how brutal it was

    • @ninevehgrey
      @ninevehgrey 2 ปีที่แล้ว +233

      @Reactance hey did you have a stroke or can I just not read

    • @maschaorsomething
      @maschaorsomething 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @Reactance Use a fucking comma for once holy shit.

    • @joshuazhong2520
      @joshuazhong2520 2 ปีที่แล้ว +186

      @@ninevehgrey definitely a stroke

    • @xporiia
      @xporiia 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @Reactance hun wheres the periods and comas. Nobody can read what you just said babe..

    • @mewtuwa
      @mewtuwa 2 ปีที่แล้ว +157

      @Reactance Are you saying grooming is a Christian thing?

  • @luigiepic
    @luigiepic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +81036

    as a screenwriter with a lot of writing anxiety, it truly does help to know that at least I’ll never write something worse than this

    • @TheManonCanon
      @TheManonCanon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2215

      A silver lining 😌

    • @kaylynn4750
      @kaylynn4750 2 ปีที่แล้ว +890

      Oh god, me too!! 😬

    • @lilycheese4
      @lilycheese4 2 ปีที่แล้ว +231

      YES

    • @Tzinacacihuatl
      @Tzinacacihuatl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1220

      As any type of creative this is, eh.. a godsend 😂
      Why are we insecure when there's people UPLOADING THIS TO AMAZON OMG

    • @exosproudmamabear558
      @exosproudmamabear558 2 ปีที่แล้ว +879

      Dude even wattpad ffs better than this

  • @ashbruv8590
    @ashbruv8590 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6022

    “And also I’m adding another sin for pushing a woman.”
    Kurtis, our true hero😌

    • @the_real_phatingle
      @the_real_phatingle 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      He truly is our based king

    • @tinavanwey1308
      @tinavanwey1308 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      If he saw these bots he would start pushing women

    • @ashbruv8590
      @ashbruv8590 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@infinitypancakes1040 I really did

    • @cup773
      @cup773 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      These bots are really starting to test my *patience*

    • @slytherindork8459
      @slytherindork8459 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Marfa Yay___🌺 like his wife and their marriage. Only over 18

  • @Bananasplitsssz
    @Bananasplitsssz 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +275

    It’s now 2024
    Over 7 Million people have died from COVID-19.
    Those who never taste hardship gage at its flavour.
    Those who grew up with hardship won’t notice its taste.

    • @Mortimer_RS
      @Mortimer_RS 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      you cooked with that phrase ngl

    • @Chaosqueenngami
      @Chaosqueenngami 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      I love that quote. It perfectly encapsulates anti-maskers.

    • @brenlc1412
      @brenlc1412 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      69 likes

    • @BenedictBrine
      @BenedictBrine หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      My grandpa is part of that 7 million, unfortunately

  • @lemoncakes896
    @lemoncakes896 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25542

    “You’re not setting a good example for your wife. She’s young and impressionable” ☠️😭 killed me with that one

    • @cl0p38
      @cl0p38 2 ปีที่แล้ว +490

      Fr, that joke came out of nowhere lmao

    • @lemoncakes896
      @lemoncakes896 2 ปีที่แล้ว +486

      Covid-18. Finally 😂 I’m actually laughing out loud

    • @KingOfGaymes
      @KingOfGaymes 2 ปีที่แล้ว +624

      Still can’t believe he said “FINALLY 18! 😀” like bro what 😭

    • @krismuttz
      @krismuttz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      same😭

    • @heyguys4571
      @heyguys4571 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      th-cam.com/video/a-n7Q4p6mgQ/w-d-xo.html
      Ultimately...

  • @jaxintheboxoxo
    @jaxintheboxoxo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5434

    The whole “you should be happy for them, they’re going to heaven” is a sentiment I actually heard a lot growing up in the church. If someone died unexpectedly or was killed or anything like that, that was usually the first response

    • @TriniTron.
      @TriniTron. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +556

      Saaame!! IT's actually the worst! I feel that sentiment only works for those who died of old age or were terminal

    • @hiiilolol
      @hiiilolol 2 ปีที่แล้ว +306

      really? ive just heard that you should be happy theyre free from suffering but its okay to be sad. which is more reasonable but thats sick

    • @carlainepasicaran2230
      @carlainepasicaran2230 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      There was actually a verse about like death is joy something like that I forgot about it but yeah, cause for Christian they will finally see God but you shoudnt be happy because someone is dead but because he/she will finally see God, that would be scary if someone is happy when someone died😂

    • @isaurak6693
      @isaurak6693 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Which is unbiblical ironically smh

    • @Nakia11798
      @Nakia11798 2 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      My response to that growing up was always "so if I get murdered, my sins are forgiven"?

  • @thescunge.
    @thescunge. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3688

    One thing I'd like to add after watching the whole movie, is there's a scene where Hunter and Hannah are talking and she tells him both her parents committed suicide, and he responds by saying he completely understands how it feels to lose your parents because even though both his parents are alive, they aren't *living* because they're athiests.

    • @UNIRockLIVE
      @UNIRockLIVE 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Well... I mean... 😂

    • @cupriferouscatalyst3708
      @cupriferouscatalyst3708 2 ปีที่แล้ว +661

      lmfao, that's not even a "be happy your parents are in heaven" moment that's just an "I can't stand the thought of someone ever deserving more sympathy than I at any point so I'm just gonna invalidate your feelings through phrasing" moment.

    • @deborahk6311
      @deborahk6311 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Lmao what???? 😂😂

    • @boilingsoda
      @boilingsoda 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      HAHAHA OH MY GOD

    • @blazaybla22
      @blazaybla22 2 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      TBH at first I really thought you were making a joke as like an analogy of explaining how ridiculous it is that they’re pretending they can relate to actual hardships because of dumb shit related to religion and then I realized… no, you’re actually saying that’s a scene in the movie. Fuck.

  • @sp4c3y
    @sp4c3y 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +189

    2024 guys, we’re almost there!

    • @IvysWhackedWonderland
      @IvysWhackedWonderland 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Yay!!!

    • @fandroid6491
      @fandroid6491 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +35

      Communist me all over

    • @sp4c3y
      @sp4c3y 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      @@fandroid6491 BE PATIENT.

    • @rachel_sj
      @rachel_sj 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Less than 5 months to go!!

    • @divarnacia
      @divarnacia หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      YAYYYYYY!!!

  • @peky6036
    @peky6036 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9539

    this looks like a movie my cousins and i would “plan” in 30 minutes and then force our uncles to film and put together when we were 8 years old

    • @Crystal_-bh2xf
      @Crystal_-bh2xf 2 ปีที่แล้ว +154

      PLS IT'S SO TRUE GAHAHAHAHSHWHW

    • @fashiharz8584
      @fashiharz8584 2 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      That's a nice uncle.

    • @wasitjustadream2345
      @wasitjustadream2345 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Exactly 😂

    • @SanketKulkarni10
      @SanketKulkarni10 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Then why didn’t you do it?

    • @genericidiot2500
      @genericidiot2500 2 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      @@SanketKulkarni10 because they have more than 3 working brain cells

  • @Clarissa02766
    @Clarissa02766 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2762

    I would just like to add that “The Fish” symbol thing was supposed to be done like in tandem with another person. From what I understand back in the day if you met a person traveling you’d draw the first line of the fish. If they finished the fish it would show they were Christian. If they didn’t they weren’t Christian but you didn’t out yourself. So going around drawing random completed fishes just does nothing and isn’t even accurate to how the symbol is supposed to be used 🤦🏼‍♀️

    • @jaxintheboxoxo
      @jaxintheboxoxo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +352

      Exactly! I believe it was specifically was used in the Roman Empire around the time of Caesar Nero who actually persecuted Christians. But yknow, real persecution, not whatever this movie was complaining about

    • @brennagera9029
      @brennagera9029 2 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      Yeah I had the same thought! Like dude put half circles everywhere and see who completes it ya know? They must be bad Christians not knowing how it works 😂

    • @Mike90317
      @Mike90317 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@cofilamua2578 jajajaaj, very holy.

    • @hope1575
      @hope1575 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      It was a myth in the first place. There's no early evidence of the fish ever having been used as a Christian symbol, only stories from centuries later. It's just another way for them to feed their persecution narrative and feel badass somehow. Kinda like an ancient "war on Christmas" thing lol.

    • @galaxyraen
      @galaxyraen 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      they did do that a few times in the "movie" but it's so poorly written it doesn't even matter lol

  • @quinnzykir
    @quinnzykir 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9383

    I love that the director didn’t even try to memorize his lines. Constantly looking down at his script. Like dude. You wrote this.

    • @Penelope416
      @Penelope416 2 ปีที่แล้ว +252

      Maybe the actor who was supposed to play that character decided to dip out at the last minute because they weren't able to deal with the tom-foolery. lmao.

    • @TheAyanamiRei
      @TheAyanamiRei 2 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      @@Penelope416 Maybe he got COVID and got hospitalized or dead. It's happened before with multiple pastors being all "Anti-Mask! Anti-Vaxx! God will protect me from COVID!"
      Despite Jesus LITERALLY saying it's sinful to put yourself in harm's way purposefully. Which we see when Satan tells Jesus to leap off a tall building so angels will catch him.
      They shouldn't be thanking Jesus, they should be thanking Satan who they TRULY follow

    • @Penelope416
      @Penelope416 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@TheAyanamiRei Please provide a substantial study showing masks and the vaccines are actually effective at fighting covid aside from the same, "it stops death" even though covid itself has a 99% recovery rate and the vaccines have actually caused several adverse reactions with thousands of people in just The States alone.

    • @kittyunderwood8918
      @kittyunderwood8918 2 ปีที่แล้ว +208

      @@Penelope416 🙄

    • @thecheeseistpuff2694
      @thecheeseistpuff2694 2 ปีที่แล้ว +137

      @@Penelope416 Google it.

  • @TjPhysicist
    @TjPhysicist 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

    9:15 i feel like the "where were you born" bit was a misunderstanding or misrepresentation of a thing regular movies do and is in fact a thing IRL where paramedics will ask you simple questions like "What's your name" and "who is the president" etc if they think you hit your head or lost consciousness or just otherwise believe they need to test if you're here and not confused etc.

  • @felixia9558
    @felixia9558 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5809

    them laughing about covid "doing nothing" to people was so fucking vile, slap to the face of everyone who got sick, got lasting effets or died

    • @captaincaspian42
      @captaincaspian42 2 ปีที่แล้ว +458

      as someone whose great aunt has died, my grandpa who died much faster from a compromised immune system, and my grandma who recently got diagnosed with covid, I hate people who says it doesn't affect people. My sister is home for the second week in a row after another kid in her class got a positive diagnosis. "bUt We CaN't Go To ResTaUrAnTs NoW-" ...those idiots.

    • @laurapitt4822
      @laurapitt4822 2 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      @@captaincaspian42 idk anyone complaining about not being able to go to restaurants... 😬 Maybe it's an American thing..

    • @Bonnie-lo3zh
      @Bonnie-lo3zh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +175

      @@laurapitt4822 trust me , I’m from Ontario Canada and a lot of young people here don’t give a cr*p. I lost some friends because of how messed up I learned some of their morals were.

    • @orangeismyfavoritecolor
      @orangeismyfavoritecolor 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@Bonnie-lo3zh Why’d you censor “crap” hahah

    • @Princeomishore
      @Princeomishore 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@Bonnie-lo3zh also from Ontario Canada and I know a few people like that as well sadly.... Unfortunately their are idiots everywhere in the world.

  • @r0ckin.r0byn
    @r0ckin.r0byn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7798

    Its funny how people like this worship someone who was tortured and died for them yet you ask them to bear the slightest bit of inconvenience for the safety of others and they throw a fit

    • @jojo-he5gj
      @jojo-he5gj 2 ปีที่แล้ว +290

      GOT EM

    • @spencerthestupidsamurai7326
      @spencerthestupidsamurai7326 2 ปีที่แล้ว +630

      It just pisses me off, if I had to wear a mask for the rest of my life so that no one else had to, I would.

    • @ummm6068
      @ummm6068 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      THIS

    • @ghoulishtoad
      @ghoulishtoad 2 ปีที่แล้ว +469

      Jesus would wear 27 masks if he had to.

    • @genericname2747
      @genericname2747 2 ปีที่แล้ว +433

      Jesus literally walked up to lepers and cured them. Jesus wouldn't want people to die of disease, especially if it was preventable

  • @a24396
    @a24396 ปีที่แล้ว +14584

    Can we all agree that "give it up for the bride and groomer" is some award worthy commenting?

    • @supersmashseandx1991
      @supersmashseandx1991 ปีที่แล้ว +352

      I couldn't come up with something that good if I had a perfect insult machine

    • @fuzzymelon1261
      @fuzzymelon1261 ปีที่แล้ว +302

      im 18 and im still dealing with extreme emotional distress from highschool. there is no way she is mature enought to marry

    • @_gay_grim_
      @_gay_grim_ ปีที่แล้ว +242

      ​@@fuzzymelon1261 and she was fourteen when they started and at the youngest he was 22, man is a whole on p;é:d;ō

    • @Jeeves-ye6yy
      @Jeeves-ye6yy ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@fuzzymelon1261 or it could be that you aren't emotionally stable for that and she was cause people are different. Besides here being 18 ain't the issue it's that she was 14 when the dude first started grooming her

    • @GaileyGarcia
      @GaileyGarcia ปีที่แล้ว +105

      ​@@Jeeves-ye6yy18 still is weird like freshly 18

  • @larissa.laisla
    @larissa.laisla 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +56

    Came here to say he was born in 1998, she 2002 and they started dating February 2017, that's BEFORE her 15th birthday

    • @SpaceAce00746
      @SpaceAce00746 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Gross

    • @jakesuper6447
      @jakesuper6447 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      14 is legal in Germany

    • @Ziggymario
      @Ziggymario 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      @@jakesuper6447 Legal, not morally ok

    • @OnlyTAS
      @OnlyTAS หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      ​@@jakesuper6447it's legal to leave shopping cart in the designated disabled parking space, but it's shitty thing to do. *This* is even worse

  • @SnapItsStephanie
    @SnapItsStephanie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2217

    As a teacher, I really appreciate that they used the who/what/where/when/why/how model to investigate the Christian conspiracy. I’m going to use this as an example when my students ask when they’ll use this in real life.

    • @vv285
      @vv285 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      damn, wish i can answer "idk man i didn't read the text" to my school assignments like they did

    • @RR-kz4hq
      @RR-kz4hq 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Thank u for ur service

  • @gingergamer3270
    @gingergamer3270 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29507

    "bride and groomer" "she's young and impressionable" Kurtis is on fire in this video

    • @akajulzzz
      @akajulzzz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1656

      the "i guess instead of covid-19, it's covid-18....... finally" took me out 💀💀💀

    • @Nikkisowner0
      @Nikkisowner0 2 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      Gonna start using this

    • @dawnofdanielle7066
      @dawnofdanielle7066 2 ปีที่แล้ว +302

      Just like the groomer will be when he gets sent straight down to hell 😱

    • @FoxgloveFlower
      @FoxgloveFlower 2 ปีที่แล้ว +523

      “Sorry got kidnapped by a ninja! He was really nice though - He had an appropriately aged wife, it was great

    • @myself6629
      @myself6629 2 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      "the freshman f*ck boy" [insert other context]

  • @cornbone
    @cornbone 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5131

    i love that this guy's idea of what a dystopian world looks like is just fog everywhere

    • @jessethecomet
      @jessethecomet 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      💀

    • @yona4121
      @yona4121 2 ปีที่แล้ว +258

      He would literally lose his mind if he was in a hotbox 😭

    • @dissolvedhalcyon
      @dissolvedhalcyon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Isn't that like half the YA novels version of dystopia?

    • @gargles5270
      @gargles5270 2 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      @@yona4121 he’d accuse them of witchcraft and have them executed

    • @overworkedwarlock94
      @overworkedwarlock94 2 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      Dude would flip if he played Silent Hill.

  • @41217beingbored
    @41217beingbored 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +95

    I actually makes it a little funnier to realize that their plan to find Christians was literally "Spray and Pray". Like what?

  • @Just-For-Fin
    @Just-For-Fin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24842

    "The bride and groomer" Literally made me laugh way too hard, that was just *chef's kiss*

    • @bikinibottom7943
      @bikinibottom7943 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      What minute? I missed that

    • @tunafish8281
      @tunafish8281 2 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      @@bikinibottom7943 8:13

    • @SimonVanliew26
      @SimonVanliew26 2 ปีที่แล้ว +424

      Groomer? I hardly know her!

    • @SugarBunny_
      @SugarBunny_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @@SimonVanliew26 crying

    • @patriciaa4451
      @patriciaa4451 2 ปีที่แล้ว +128

      It sounds like the title of an R. Kelly biopic.

  • @miss-laea
    @miss-laea 2 ปีที่แล้ว +67564

    You know you’re privileged when you need to create an alternate reality in order to make it seem like you experience any hardships at all

    • @bibibobi
      @bibibobi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3238

      that’s exactly it 😭

    • @HAYAOLEONE
      @HAYAOLEONE 2 ปีที่แล้ว +213

      You seem to know a lot about hardships..

    • @Flareontoast
      @Flareontoast 2 ปีที่แล้ว +812

      The thing is there ARE places where Christians are struggling or even persecuted. Not many anymore but it does happen. Except it doesn't happen to white rich people in Central Europe or the USA. And so them making up an alternate reality just so their privileged asses can have their persecution fantasies is just even more embarrassing. Like. Their views are so narrow that all they can ever think of is making up big apocalyptic scenarios that focus on white Christians specifically

    • @darcy6698
      @darcy6698 2 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      🙏🙏🙏

    • @evergarden8592
      @evergarden8592 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2422

      @@Italiangent having Netflix doesn't make you privileged lmao 💀

  • @lm3341
    @lm3341 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7277

    as a german i'm here to tell you that the only realistic thing about this is how they do paperwork instead of organising everything digitally

    • @allaboutflow
      @allaboutflow 2 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Best comment 😅

    • @shutyfloof
      @shutyfloof 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Yo, ist bzw war die Beziehung zwischen denen nicht eigentlich doch legal, es geht ja ab 14-24 und ab 16-jeder, oder nicht? Also vom Altersunterschied

    • @Wapitikorn77
      @Wapitikorn77 2 ปีที่แล้ว +186

      @@shutyfloof das machts nicht weniger verwerflich

    • @limes_I
      @limes_I 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@Wapitikorn77 ja i guess wenn er 23 war und sie 17 ist es vllt noch iwie verständlich, aber wenn er 29 ist, dann isses echt nicht cool :v

    • @Crackfee-chan
      @Crackfee-chan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@shutyfloof is 18 mit 14 nich illegal zumindest was sex angeht? Wie auch immer wäre trotzem ziemlich verwerflich

  • @tornado4588
    @tornado4588 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +80

    This pisses me off they act like they are being persecuted while they actively persecute other people

    • @ethandollarhide7943
      @ethandollarhide7943 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      And then try to deny that they do that.

    • @tornado4588
      @tornado4588 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      @@ethandollarhide7943 yep :/

    • @WillieManga
      @WillieManga 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      My Christian family disowns these people.

    • @spidey5558
      @spidey5558 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Like Trans people!

    • @ethandollarhide7943
      @ethandollarhide7943 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      ​@@spidey5558The difference is: Trans are actually a marginalized group. Heck, I literally checked what was the most marginalized group in existence recently and Trans People were number 1 in every single article I checked.

  • @thechaosofcaffeine
    @thechaosofcaffeine ปีที่แล้ว +5033

    for an anti-masking movie, they sure do wear a lot more masks than the authority figures

    • @starshiiinebby
      @starshiiinebby ปีที่แล้ว +114

      Lmao, that's what I was thinking! 😂

    • @mattcottrell3286
      @mattcottrell3286 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      They couldn’t find anyone who was willing to wear a mask and also be in their movie

    • @ReffaDay
      @ReffaDay ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Well the politicians that made people wear them did wear them much themselves. Just for tv.

    • @CorporalGrievous93
      @CorporalGrievous93 ปีที่แล้ว

      @ReffaDay Like all your pro life buddies making their side chicks get abortions?

    • @blue_acid
      @blue_acid ปีที่แล้ว

      It's meta comentary on the hypocrisy of autorithy figures, of course

  • @AVspectre
    @AVspectre 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6716

    I like that the movie is supposed to take place in a world of communism but they chose to use red spreading around the world to depict Christianity spreading.

    • @mystery1317
      @mystery1317 2 ปีที่แล้ว +186

      I was literally about to comment this exact thing because it was hilarious 😂

    • @jamaaldagreatest2748
      @jamaaldagreatest2748 2 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      So glad I wasn't tripping 😂

    • @djjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj
      @djjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      A spectre is haunting europe

    • @starlessfae
      @starlessfae 2 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      @@djjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj the spectre of communism

    • @starblaiz1986
      @starblaiz1986 2 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      You seem to forget - Christians have an immunity to irony XD

  • @dubiousdeliquite6641
    @dubiousdeliquite6641 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16901

    I like how they treat the time difference of 2020 to 2025 as if its like 5 generations of humans when its literally just 5 years

    • @damienearl8302
      @damienearl8302 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Not only that, but production probably started from somewhere between mid 2020 to mid 2021 at the latest...so at most, they had a little over one year of not being able to go to parties, and they saw it as:
      "It's been five years, the cities have collapsed, the US government shifted power to a ruthless dictator, and all Christians must remain in hiding lest they be whipped at the unholy stable..."

    • @crystalgemstv4609
      @crystalgemstv4609 2 ปีที่แล้ว +962

      They couldn’t make it any bigger because they knew damn well the pandemic wasn’t gonna last that long.

    • @ciphergacha9100
      @ciphergacha9100 2 ปีที่แล้ว +433

      @@crystalgemstv4609 that was quite fucking optimistic of them

    • @SuzER08
      @SuzER08 ปีที่แล้ว +531

      yeah I especially feel like everyone just glossed over "world language developed"...like,, in the course of just 5 years somehow everyone in the world speaks the same language?

    • @roseaeries
      @roseaeries ปีที่แล้ว +406

      Every year matters when you date children.

  • @manofthesnails
    @manofthesnails 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +75

    "ministry of properganda" has permanently added itself to my echolalia roster

  • @wavecityfox7900
    @wavecityfox7900 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16308

    This whole Christian persecution thing is starting to feel like a kink

    • @silverdrag0n_
      @silverdrag0n_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1275

      r/Persecutionfetish

    • @artegusdraws8759
      @artegusdraws8759 2 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      Oh yeah

    • @daniellagomez2931
      @daniellagomez2931 2 ปีที่แล้ว +324

      In this movie, for sure. But it is an unfortunate reality in other parts of the world. Especially the Middle East. I have many friends who were Christian, gay or both that had to flee because they were constantly being hate crimed and they needed to flee to save their lives. Persecution is not funny and shouldn’t be taken as a joke. The fact that you wouldn’t say that for other religions also says a lot.

    • @leeneedsfriends6750
      @leeneedsfriends6750 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1131

      @@daniellagomez2931 But the thing is this film - which the comment is about- and many of the people who spread this christian persecution msg are in the western world. Persecution isn't funny but neither is pretending to be marginalised when you're in a country where the majority of the country is of the same religion as you. In some middle-east countries, yes, there is persecution for those who aren't muslim but the comment wasn't about that.

    • @daniellagomez2931
      @daniellagomez2931 2 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      @@leeneedsfriends6750 thats precisely my point. I did acknowledge the fact that this movie features people pretending to be marginalized and thats terrible. But this comment was general and that includes Christian’s speaking up against persecution for all the right reasons. Life in North America is not the reality for other parts of the world. Also just because there are a lot of Christian’s in North America doesn’t mean that things do not happen to Christians here either. There is a lot more nuance to this situation

  • @rahhhhh6681
    @rahhhhh6681 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16047

    “Being Christian is illegal now..” buddy the only reason the police are coming after you is because your fiancé is fresh outta highschool

    • @_o6629
      @_o6629 2 ปีที่แล้ว +309

      Deadass!

    • @laureneuler1826
      @laureneuler1826 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      I was 19 before I graduated

    • @NotMe-yh5gi
      @NotMe-yh5gi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +510

      @@laureneuler1826 that statement is pointless if you say “before I graduated”

    • @leikoduende
      @leikoduende 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      that's what he understands from Christianity

    • @l-b01josefandres44
      @l-b01josefandres44 2 ปีที่แล้ว +142

      @@laureneuler1826 damn that old, you started at six years old or something?

  • @frapiichino
    @frapiichino ปีที่แล้ว +3883

    As someone who wants to go into acting, I've always been scared that I'll do horrible. But now I feel confident, because no matter what, I'll never be as bad as these people

    • @jahnaviraman5411
      @jahnaviraman5411 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      SAMEE

    • @sunomeii
      @sunomeii ปีที่แล้ว

      FR

    • @Pavibelleza
      @Pavibelleza ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Felt 😂

    • @gamertrask9153
      @gamertrask9153 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same bro same.

    • @mistersudz102
      @mistersudz102 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Who cares if you’re horrible. Just try it out and have fun. Worst that could happen is you suck and then have something to improve on….
      Best case scenario you’re incredible and become the next giant star 🤷🏻‍♂️

  • @ethankong-p9m
    @ethankong-p9m 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +42

    I think it's funny how the synopisis says that "communism is all over the place". Like Communism is some drug or disease. It also doesn't help that the movie never even mentions communism so it sounds like they used it becauase "it was bawd".

    • @ethandollarhide7943
      @ethandollarhide7943 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Communism: Anything Conservative Christians don't like.

    • @timo4463
      @timo4463 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@ethandollarhide7943 jup same as woke
      education in evolution? thats woke!
      2 Girl kissing woke!
      Vaccines (yes someoen sadi that to me) woke!

    • @ethandollarhide7943
      @ethandollarhide7943 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@timo4463 I'm literally had somebody say that the movie Happy Feet is Woke because the Penguins aren't Christians.

    • @timo4463
      @timo4463 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@ethandollarhide7943 thats funny :D
      but damn my comment is gone :(

  • @tedros6917
    @tedros6917 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2182

    When I watch a bad movie, I usually question if the director ever made a movie before. With this one I'm questioning if the director has ever *seen* a movie before

    • @RusticRonnie
      @RusticRonnie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      I wonder if he’s ever seen a video.

    • @greg63822
      @greg63822 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@RusticRonnie I wonder if he’s ever seen a gif before

    • @GavinFromWeb
      @GavinFromWeb 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@greg63822 I wonder if he’s ever seen a photo before

    • @SN-vn6wb
      @SN-vn6wb 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@GavinFromWeb I wonder if he's seen technology before

    • @quitted7276
      @quitted7276 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@SN-vn6wb I wonder if he's ever seen before

  • @passtheboxfox5374
    @passtheboxfox5374 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6943

    The reasoning for Christians being oppressed wasn't even explained. Rating this movie "finally 18" out of 10000000

    • @Laura-gd4ku
      @Laura-gd4ku 2 ปีที่แล้ว +190

      Doesn’t matter it’s communism

    • @Shrimpyfellow
      @Shrimpyfellow 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Best comment

    • @nomoretwitterhandles
      @nomoretwitterhandles 2 ปีที่แล้ว +151

      LMFAO with the "finally 18" part

    • @larkspur1517
      @larkspur1517 2 ปีที่แล้ว +166

      also love how they're trying to make christians look oppressed when in reality they're more likely to be the opressors
      btw, what about jewish, muslims, and literally every other religion in this movie?

    • @passtheboxfox5374
      @passtheboxfox5374 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@larkspur1517 bruh tell me about it

  • @amyofthewood2578
    @amyofthewood2578 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9295

    They got a list of Christians' phone numbers from the police, but the government can't find any Christians? 😂😂😂

    • @apeanutonhawaii9722
      @apeanutonhawaii9722 2 ปีที่แล้ว +526

      These bots are legitimately causing my violent tendencies to act up

    • @maria-vz1ls
      @maria-vz1ls 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      @@apeanutonhawaii9722 same

    • @si3916
      @si3916 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      LOLL

    • @danielbrown3048
      @danielbrown3048 2 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      @Marfa Yay___🌺 oh shit that means his girlfriend can use this… finally

    • @Merpsicles
      @Merpsicles 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@apeanutonhawaii9722 Despite the bots, nice Kaeya pfp

  • @Chylord
    @Chylord 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

    my mom genuinely watched this movie (huge christian) and was trying to convice my brothers and i that this was gonna be the state of the world in 2025, she still parrots that to this day

    • @timo4463
      @timo4463 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      its quite funny how those people call everyone else a sheep that gets played
      like no you get played like a fiddle by the people you "love"

    • @jacksonhopp2003
      @jacksonhopp2003 18 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@Chylord I’m am genuinely so sorry for you, man.

  • @lulufan100
    @lulufan100 ปีที่แล้ว +6112

    Can someone explain the mental gymnastics it takes to go from, "wear a mask when you go outside and stand 6 ft away from people" to "it's a war on Christianity"? In the states, religious meetings were limited for a while, but they weren't outright banned. Like what, is one of the 10 Commandments "Thou shalt spread the virus"? It's really upsetting how they make social distancing sound like an actual event that's way more serious and led to deaths instead of trying to prevent them

    • @RescueGoat
      @RescueGoat ปีที่แล้ว +668

      I passed a grafitti today that said "Wearing masks now is what shouting "Heil Hitler" was back then." Some people have seriously deranged views on covid restrictions...

    • @strayiggytv
      @strayiggytv ปีที่แล้ว +378

      When you've spent your entire life being cow towed too even the slightest restriction feels like an attack.

    • @kate_alt
      @kate_alt ปีที่แล้ว +61

      @@strayiggytv basically

    • @miz_logo_lee
      @miz_logo_lee ปีที่แล้ว +23

      It’s like the gateway drug to knowledge and logic I guess.

    • @vylbird8014
      @vylbird8014 ปีที่แล้ว +315

      It's mockingly called the 'christian persecution complex,' but there's a bit more to it than that. Christianity is a religion born in persecution, and has some theological adaptations reflecting that. A veneration of martyrs. A strong belief that holding to the faith in times of hardship will be rewarded. An adversarial relationship to non-believers. To be persecuted is to experience a moral authority. All of which is a problem in countries where Christianity is both the majority religion and politically dominant, like the US: How can you experience the virtue of persecution when your faction is in charge of everything? The Christian persecution complex is the answer to that: If you're not being persecuted enough, then you can either imagine or provoke it. Either make up conspiracy stories in which every tiny slight against your religion's authority is an act of persecution ("Wah, the town council refuses to erect monument to the ten commandments on state land, we're being oppressed!") or push the limits of what your religion is allowed in order to get some of that sweet, sweet persecution ("Wah, the state is forcing Christian businesses to close because we refuse to serve the icky sinner gay couples!")
      Either way, the Christian gets to claim the moral high ground and that special favor of God that is reserved for those who hold the faith even when the world is against them.

  • @timg2727
    @timg2727 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4998

    The fact that the guy is wearing a mask while he's using the spray paint at 6:20 without a hint of irony is just perfect.

    • @SherrifOfNottingham
      @SherrifOfNottingham 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      the entire idea of facemasks being used to oppress people is absolutely hysterical honestly, china was literally trying to ban facemasks during the hong kong protests, because face masks are ways of concealing your identity.

    • @LucaBunny.
      @LucaBunny. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      Bruh I didn’t notice! 🤣

    • @gayjayy
      @gayjayy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Also the police not wearing a mask in this dystopian "WEAR YOUR MASK OR GO TO JAIL OR DIE!" universe...
      But hey, they got one thing right. Police don't follow the laws.

    • @atraxisdarkstar
      @atraxisdarkstar 2 ปีที่แล้ว +337

      "Sure wouldn't want to get a dangerous aerosol in my lungs!"

    • @inuzuka00
      @inuzuka00 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@atraxisdarkstar Isn't it to not be recognized in case anyone saw them?

  • @AndrewAmbrose
    @AndrewAmbrose 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +8406

    Why did the groomer slide across the hood of a car?
    To get arrested on the other side.

    • @jasminetheunissen
      @jasminetheunissen 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +91

      BAHAHHA HELP I VGSDFWKUMYJ;LDW;

    • @Bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbebb
      @Bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbebb 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@jasminetheunissensomeone get her help.

    • @Jelid_Official
      @Jelid_Official 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +184

      ☝️ I think you made that guy have a seizure

    • @cassidyreid5059
      @cassidyreid5059 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

      Heheheheh, that's a good one

    • @sabsain2399
      @sabsain2399 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

      @@jasminetheunissen same bro, same

  • @skribble-
    @skribble- ปีที่แล้ว +14810

    they asked him to simply wear a mask and he made a whole ass movie about his entire religion being oppressed, this is THE peak baby shit ive ever seen lol

    • @ItsSquonkingTime
      @ItsSquonkingTime ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Not siding with this guy at all but they closed churches which is illegal in the USA

    • @djfebrezee
      @djfebrezee ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@ItsSquonkingTime My guy there have been nearly SEVEN MILLION deaths from covid, I think closing churches was the safest option here, and it it absolutely not illegal to close churches under government regulation.

    • @victorlinares4137
      @victorlinares4137 ปีที่แล้ว +1253

      ​@@ItsSquonkingTime indiscriminately tho. All public meatups were restricted so it wasn't illegal

    • @qwmx
      @qwmx ปีที่แล้ว +526

      ​@@ItsSquonkingTime People can just used online chat sites.

    • @modishgen7481
      @modishgen7481 ปีที่แล้ว +707

      @@ItsSquonkingTime other places were closed too it wasn’t just Christian churches stop acting childish

  • @loopha
    @loopha 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3110

    I specially loved how he is explaining christianity to the police as if this was some event that happened millions of years ago yet it had only been 5 years since 2020

    • @meghanmccrary9317
      @meghanmccrary9317 2 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      that’s what is driving me the most nuts

    • @cabin_quilt
      @cabin_quilt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +209

      literally three years from now everyone forgets everything about one of the world's largest religions lmaoo

    • @imagarammain6480
      @imagarammain6480 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@cabin_quilt I sense a comment war coming in the future💀💀

    • @hiccubs
      @hiccubs 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Ah yes, 2022 just started and I still remember 5 years ago when 2020 happened 😢

    • @TheArchsage74
      @TheArchsage74 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@hiccubs The movie takes place in 2025

  • @gayraccoon353
    @gayraccoon353 ปีที่แล้ว +2772

    What really pisses me off is the fact that the characters complain about celebrations and parties and meet-ups but ignore the fact LITERAL FUNERALS COULDNT HAPPEN. My cousin passed 3 years ago and hasn’t had a proper funeral, which makes it feel almost like we didn’t get to say goodbye to him. But yeah, not going to nightclubs or having dinner with friends is the worst thing that happened. Fuck this movie dude
    Edit:
    Holy crap. Last time I watched this vid my comment had like, 6 likes. When did y’all show up??
    And ppl sharing their stories in the replies I’m so sorry u had to go thru that and I hope ur coping alright with all of those devastating experiences

    • @izabelasiczek3547
      @izabelasiczek3547 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +146

      My thoughts exactly! its scary how self centred and selfish these "Christians" are

    • @angelicasmodel
      @angelicasmodel 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +64

      I remember when the PM or premier or whichever jurisdiction announced the first lot of restrictions where I lived, when speaking about funerals, he made a huge deal of 'yes, I know how hard this one is going to be,' acknowledging it was the worst restriction of them all. But these writers couldn't think of that?

    • @SimplyRowan
      @SimplyRowan 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +78

      My mom couldn't be buried & had to be cremated, when being cremated is the only thing she DIDN'T want when she died. It was honestly upsetting I couldn't get her buried like I wanted.

    • @leannezezeski-sass2773
      @leannezezeski-sass2773 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +30

      Fr not only did my Grandma die of Covid because they put all the patients in a rehab for old people but we still haven’t been able to have any type of memorial service for her yet and she died in 2021

    • @extraram896
      @extraram896 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +28

      I think about my dad who lost his sister just as Covid was making its rounds in the west; she passed away of stomach cancer around January of 2020 and my dad was offered to attend her funeral. My family lives in Australia & my dad's immediate family's from California, so he was offered to have the expenses of that flight to be paid for him.
      The lockdowns came and he couldn't go to say goodbye to his own sister off in person; nor could her own children and the other people in her life.
      My dad would pass away in his sleep in the middle of 2022 due to a sudden heart attack, and we were fortunate enough to be able to send him off with a funeral. The whole time, though, I just thought about how he couldn't see his own sister off, because of the lockdowns coming into action. I was grateful to be there to give him my farewell, but I was sad that he couldn't do the same to his own estranged family, or anyone else who'd lost someone during 2020 & 2021 that they couldn't see off, due to a global pandemic putting us at risk.
      But good to know these people know who really suffered, and that was people not allowed to attend parties or go to restaurants for a few weeks/months. Not the people who lost their lives or suffer with possibly lifelong affects of COVID, not people who couldn't say goodbye to lost love ones, but people who couldn't go out and have a nice time.

  • @daleksec01
    @daleksec01 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

    I like to imagine one pregnant government employee is going "wtf? where did my list of baby names go?"

  • @andrewsoon8062
    @andrewsoon8062 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4411

    It's weird how the police aren't wearing masks. Were those anti-mask actors too proud to do a mask-wearing role?

    • @HelloHamburger
      @HelloHamburger 2 ปีที่แล้ว +180

      Probably, “f storytelling or protecting others, we are going to do what we want.”

    • @kuhntzzz
      @kuhntzzz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +168

      anyone they employed for this probably all share the same values, and i wouldnt be surprised if the police actors claimed they couldnt breathe in a "muzzle" so they refused to wear a mask even if for a simple role and easy money LOL

    • @GonzoCiosain
      @GonzoCiosain 2 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      I'm in a region where the virus is completely out of control, cases are sky high, hospitals are overwhelmed, and hardly anyone is vaccinated due to getting their news from bullshit on social media, but masks are still required most places. The cops here mostly don't wear masks. It's literally the only accurate part of this piece of shit movie.

    • @walexander8378
      @walexander8378 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      I think they're trying to say the government doesn't follow its own rules. Which has been quite true during the pandemic especially with cops and politicians like Boris in the UK and Gavin in California.

    • @andrewsoon8062
      @andrewsoon8062 2 ปีที่แล้ว +128

      @@walexander8378 Did they have the intelligence to intentionally put the irony there though?

  • @teddyawesome5197
    @teddyawesome5197 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5811

    I love how the whole world being communist actually never had a role in the plot, like the director just wanted to make the worst possible world he could think of and he was like "oh let's just add some communism in there"

    • @brandealda5868
      @brandealda5868 ปีที่แล้ว +569

      In fact, there was blatantly anti-communist parts such as the state, having police, and only Christianity being banned. Marx was anti-religion as a whole. The movie depicts an authoritarian world, not a communist world.

    • @silsil.
      @silsil. ปีที่แล้ว +330

      Its so funny becouse my friend who is religious called one of my other friend "communist" just becouse she wasn't gonna vote for some shitty president on the next election. Theyy love using that Word for the people who arent like them. Even tho iam talkin about a difderent religion right now.

    • @cupcakejack7375
      @cupcakejack7375 ปีที่แล้ว +191

      Some communism for flavor

    • @honeybaby51
      @honeybaby51 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      @@cupcakejack7375 That's a spicy Bolshevik😂

    • @LucianCanad
      @LucianCanad ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@silsil. Are you Brazilian, per chance?

  • @RoyGBiv-lc8tv
    @RoyGBiv-lc8tv 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4290

    I’m am admittedly a Christian but the people who say “who cares about science or reality, my God will protect me at all costs” are so stupid. God gave you reason too. So use it.

    • @chaosixis
      @chaosixis 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Descartes be like :

    • @meagan.868
      @meagan.868 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      FACTSSSSA

    • @carcosanative666
      @carcosanative666 2 ปีที่แล้ว +543

      As an Atheist, it is always nice to see Religious people with a brain. May your God continue to watch over you, and many blessings upon you and your family.

    • @Nike_IV
      @Nike_IV 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I want this to be the top comment
      Edit: finally
      Edit 2: well shit

    • @mk6alex
      @mk6alex 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      same tho

  • @RicardoLuciano-q5z
    @RicardoLuciano-q5z หลายเดือนก่อน +25

    It's really ironic how this film is titled 2025 and is about oppression against Christians
    And Project 2025 is pretty much oppression by Christians

    • @unrecognizedtalent3432
      @unrecognizedtalent3432 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Oh, the irony!!

    • @MohamedAlíSeineldín-1933
      @MohamedAlíSeineldín-1933 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Why? is the movie related to project 2025? and we dont oppress.

    • @ethandollarhide7943
      @ethandollarhide7943 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ​@@MohamedAlíSeineldín-1933You don't oppress? Bro, you're the most oppressive group of people to ever exist. You've denied rights to everyone from Women to LGBTQ people. Your ideology was the biggest cause of slavery in many places. Y'all were very happy with Segregation to the point that y'all said people like Dr. King weren't True Christians for fighting against it. MAGA Christian Nationalists have admitted that their main goal is to criminalize anybody that isn't a Christian. You destroyed entire cultures by forcing them into Christianity. You're Oppressors. Period.

    • @Matt-in8qj
      @Matt-in8qj 24 วันที่ผ่านมา

      I don’t see the irony in this. The movie is just to make Christian’s look like fools, and the project 2025 is by republicans not Christians

    • @mastermarkus5307
      @mastermarkus5307 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      @MohamedAlíSeineldín-1933
      "We don't oppress"? Bro, read some history. You know, about stuff like the crusades, inquisition, colonialism, slavery? Christians have definitely oppressed people.

  • @akire8184
    @akire8184 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3282

    I love the way the movie is supposed to be about “Christian oppression” but the government doesn’t even bother censoring the internet for Christian content.

    • @Starrynights1924
      @Starrynights1924 2 ปีที่แล้ว +151

      Or go after all the Christians they already have the phone numbers of.

    • @k_schreibz
      @k_schreibz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      These are the same people who see a 4chan post and think it is a secret message sent to them by God. They are not smart and don't understand how things work.

    • @badtostada6123
      @badtostada6123 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      you are in a bubble buddy.... you have no idea how bad censorship and government over reach is

    • @TracyTheSirenTV
      @TracyTheSirenTV 2 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      People still make laws based on their Christian beliefs and they seriously think their rights are being taken away

    • @hiiilolol
      @hiiilolol 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      yeah, its not just about the internet though. i hope u realize countries besides america exist and religious oppression in general (not just for christians!!!) exists. other than that i do agree we are not how this movie is.. at all.

  • @rascallypanda
    @rascallypanda 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5923

    Kurtis: "Lets add 100 sins"
    Kurtis in editing: *times by 100*
    Everyone watching: "You're god dam right"

    • @ventii_kun
      @ventii_kun 2 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      *Kurtis would be good at Cinemasins [Ding!🛎]*

    • @hemaliarora5673
      @hemaliarora5673 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      I was looking for this comment

    • @vv285
      @vv285 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      "as he should."

    • @SilverSpade_
      @SilverSpade_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I was about to comment this too

    • @dense2506
      @dense2506 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      i didn't even notice that i was just like "seems about right" and moved on 😭

  • @iiitsRachel
    @iiitsRachel 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8422

    "what would Jesus do? idk, but he wouldn't make this fuckin movie" is a fantastic critique of a film

    • @pugisolation
      @pugisolation 2 ปีที่แล้ว +303

      He also wouldn't groom a child

    • @boredoutofmymind.9685
      @boredoutofmymind.9685 2 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      he really wouldn’t though 💀

    • @danix4883
      @danix4883 2 ปีที่แล้ว +193

      A lot of people forget that Jesus was all about helping people, if he saw this shit, Jesus would be laughing tbh

    • @nomisunrider6472
      @nomisunrider6472 2 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      Probably heal the sick and preach against going to church while the pandemic is on.
      No joke, there's a Bible verse where Jesus says that people who pray in public are hypocrites who are simply performing for their fellow man and true believers should pray quietly at home. I had quite a few Christian friends and family wielding that verse against people who were going to church purely to demonstrate how "faithful" they were to others.

    • @alisha8099
      @alisha8099 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Viruses are great mother Nature's immune system,
      desperately trying to get rid of her parasites.
      And what are the parasites doing ?!
      They invent vaccines to disrespect her further!!
      Humanity is disgusting...

  • @before_u
    @before_u หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    16:07 the stuffed animal in the back 😭😭 I’m pretty sure this is actually just one of the actors actual rooms

  • @lbg9060
    @lbg9060 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2933

    As a German, this director guy should be so embarrassed saying that he's being oppressed because of his religion. I mean have you thought back to the other group of German people who were actually oppressed and murdered because of their religion my guy

    • @dewdrop5552
      @dewdrop5552 2 ปีที่แล้ว +353

      Here in the Netherlands when there are protests against the covid regulations and such, there's always some people walking around with David stars or banners with texts with comparisons to that time. It's disgusting and disrespectful

    • @TObyvruh
      @TObyvruh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      Ich hasse Quer-Denker mit ein passion

    • @1971Woodstock
      @1971Woodstock 2 ปีที่แล้ว +194

      See, that's the exact problem. This guy is a Querdenker (german word for people who believe the pandemic is a conspiracy). Querdenker-spaces are filled to the brim with rightwing people, and those conspiracies and rightist thinking are passed through chatrooms like it's nothing. So, denying the Holocaust and reversal of perpetrator and victim are a given.
      These people are the type to compare themselves to jewish people during WWII. They hold up signs during protests that allude to WWII. They wear David stars that say "unvaccinated".
      I'm 99% sure the parallels in this movie are purposely added in. This disgusting asshole knows exactly what he's implying, and he's proud of it.

    • @Patheticboytoy
      @Patheticboytoy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      LITERALLY

    • @bananajoe8707
      @bananajoe8707 2 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      And to mention 'the ministry of propaganda' BRO that's so disrespectful, everyone here knows that that is something that actually existed during the dritte Reich

  • @sparklingstickynote
    @sparklingstickynote 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7155

    "bride and groomer" "young and impressionable" "appropriately aged wife" KURTIS YOU'RE KILLING ME 😭😭😭😭

    • @joeyjoe292
      @joeyjoe292 2 ปีที่แล้ว +392

      “covid-18, finally” 😂😂

    • @lindamukarakate7511
      @lindamukarakate7511 2 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      this is "life paragraph" erasure

    • @sleepyclowns
      @sleepyclowns 2 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      I absolutely LOVE that there was absolutely no victim blaming in this video too, oh man is it refreshing. fucking love Kurtis, it's the bare minimum but everything he does adds up

    • @a3u132
      @a3u132 2 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      "1 out of 18 year old wives" sent me

    • @chayden153
      @chayden153 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      "bride and groomer" was a top tier quote

  • @DasKongLP
    @DasKongLP 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3010

    The fun part is, during lockdowns in germany, where this movie was produced, the one thing that remained open the whole time were churches. The last thing that would happen is christianity being illegal. There’s actually a huge controversy about this. People wondered why they were advised not to meet others in general but the church gets an “Extrawurst” and remained open nonetheless.

    • @soph3085
      @soph3085 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      STIMMT

    • @Thejordanenthusiast
      @Thejordanenthusiast 2 ปีที่แล้ว +136

      Maybe the Conservative Christians here in the U.S. need to go to Germany then, because they’re whining about being “targeted by the liberal government” during the pandemic despite all other religious places of worship (Mosques, Temples, etc) being closed for a time being.

    • @frandoe6355
      @frandoe6355 2 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      It’s like the people who are against vaccines taking on the Star of David ON THEIR OWN WILL and making themselves a comparison to Jews who were forced to wear them and killed. Those people just love to be the victims.

    • @JinMeowsoon
      @JinMeowsoon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      @@frandoe6355 Martyrdom is so ingrained in Christianity, they just get these martyr boners and feel entitled to crusading everyone who tell them “no”.

    • @toluabodunrin4941
      @toluabodunrin4941 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      My church actually stayed closed during the early stages and the whole of 2020 but I do get your point here

  • @toadstoolsandtaverns
    @toadstoolsandtaverns 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    The “arrested, tortured, and killed” line reminds me of John Mulaney’s “new in town” joke, why not *lead* with the fact that your friend died

  • @strawbotomy
    @strawbotomy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7321

    This movie plays out like one of those films that you get forced to make in school where everyone gives the bare minimum effort

  • @HowdyItLovll
    @HowdyItLovll 2 ปีที่แล้ว +71619

    The idea that if religion was banned, ONLY Christianity would be targeted is hilarious

    • @themusicaljunkie37
      @themusicaljunkie37 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3386

      Considering most of our elected officials are Christian and also the majority of the US. So I guess, the 20 percent of the population and like 2 percent in congress was able to effectively ban Christianity. Also, kurtis got a point... what does covid have to do with banning Christianity and spreading communism? Does the vaccine make you pro communist? 🤔

    • @alicemadness999
      @alicemadness999 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2437

      like they act as though most of the US isnt christian, plus if religion was banned it would certainly target muslims and jews, cuz the US has a history of anti-Semitism and islamophobia esp in the govt, murrican' christians have this weird persecution complex that every minority or new scary thing is out to get them like...metal, gay ppl, black ppl, autism, vaccines, video games, etc
      (btw wanna mention that my adblock is currently blocking 666 ads on this site alone so, nice)

    • @petertjarks388
      @petertjarks388 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3654

      thats when he makes another movie about Muslims, then Jew, then Buddhism, then100,000 movies later he'll make his first dollar

    • @KiwiLeafz
      @KiwiLeafz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2193

      wdym thats the only religion? /s

    • @cringemonarch7438
      @cringemonarch7438 2 ปีที่แล้ว +923

      @@KiwiLeafz I think they mean it's the only religion that gets banned. All the other religions are free to exist without being reprimanded

  • @AnarchicKhajiit
    @AnarchicKhajiit ปีที่แล้ว +2630

    It makes sense that the dude would basically publicly admit to dating a 14 year old when he clearly has this much of a persecution fetish.

    • @theemeraldiris6702
      @theemeraldiris6702 ปีที่แล้ว +164

      Oh, you can date someone of the same sex just fine, but when I date a 14 year old girl everyone goes buck wild, so much for the tolerant left!!!! 😡😡😡

    • @gesublica
      @gesublica ปีที่แล้ว

      Don’t agree with same sex attraction, but I think both sides look down on blatant pedophelia. If you are serious about that then you are disgusting

    • @joker6558
      @joker6558 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      @@theemeraldiris6702lol, sarcasm right?

    • @tiredspudguy6835
      @tiredspudguy6835 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@theemeraldiris6702 And for today's gold medalist in the "Self Report Olympics"...

    • @gregorymirabella1423
      @gregorymirabella1423 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      @@tiredspudguy6835 it was sarcasm.

  • @silas-whatever
    @silas-whatever 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

    I think the dumbest thing about this movie (which is Saying Something), is that
    COVID started in 2020
    The movie is set in 2025
    You mean to tell me that in *five years*, ALL of humanity created a GLOBAL LANGUAGE, managed to completely eradicate Christianity (and presumably all other religions given that we dont actually see any of them in the movie but then, this movie isn't great at showing, not telling), created a worldwide spread of communism, and managed to get EVERY PERSON ON EARTH except for like these three people to wear masks and stay home?
    Oh, and that, in FIVE YEARS, every person on Earth just completely forgot all about Christianity? Like if you're going to fake martyr yourself to impress your teenage bride you should probably, I don't know, set your God awful movie sometime in the 2400s or something?

    • @Phisilon
      @Phisilon 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      I think the only thing this is SLIGHTLY possible is creating a world language. I mean you could just get all the governments to speak toki pona or just create a simple language. But getting everyone to speak the language is insanely hard to do.

    • @jacksonhopp2003
      @jacksonhopp2003 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      And let’s not forget that governments have laws, regulations, and protocols against banning religions. Much less one that is as big as Christianity.
      One does not simply have religion, especially the biggest religious majorities of all time, banned in the snap of a finger. Much less in 5 years flat.

  • @ValueNetwork
    @ValueNetwork 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1880

    I love how the “Hacker” was able to just Google Christianity in what the film wants to portray as a government controlled dystopia. I don’t think a militant dictatorship should have Regular Google with uncensored search.

    • @meganchambers8108
      @meganchambers8108 2 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      Also her hard hitting research involved Google image searching pictures of Jesus fish lol what?

    • @aloshyreji4313
      @aloshyreji4313 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      That's pretty much Christian research

    • @Duckduckobtusegoose
      @Duckduckobtusegoose 2 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      @@meganchambers8108 don’t forget the Wikipedia page where they were looking at “salvation”💀

    • @theworldbreaker
      @theworldbreaker 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Maybe they were using ExpressVPN

    • @oncreativemode5486
      @oncreativemode5486 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      honestly a competent movie would just have her at the very least search the dark web for christianity

  • @jftucker
    @jftucker 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3588

    The intensity the director-writer has for his lack of understanding of basic Christian theology, philosophy, or history is the wildest part of the story. Ignorance is one thing-and blind faith is another-but I’ve never imagined someone being so adamantly unaware of his own religion’s history yet confident enough in his ignorance to write an entire movie about it. It’s wild. At some point, people like this should be receiving psychotherapy rather than access to religious scriptures. It’s also wild how the very people who think the whole point of practicing a religion is converting other people to said religion have no idea that their militancy is why people are leaving said religion or not joining it. Edit: just in case I came across as an antitheist; I’m a practicing Jew.

    • @KassieR329
      @KassieR329 2 ปีที่แล้ว +282

      not to mention that the bible says that you don't need to kill yourself over god. like if you need to worship in private it says you can. like holy shit.

    • @theclaybor4352
      @theclaybor4352 2 ปีที่แล้ว +185

      Most of the vocal Christians I've interacted with online and have seen on tv don't seem to know very much about their own religion though. Especially fundamentalists in the states. That's a pretty common atheist talking point, that many atheists know the bible and Jesus' teachings better than most Christians.

    • @TheElusiveReality
      @TheElusiveReality 2 ปีที่แล้ว +165

      This has become more and more common as mainstream christians actively go against the bible and things that jesus explicitly said people should do if they want to be real christians. Jesus literally had a whole Thing about healing sick people for free, feeding poor people for free, stopping capitalists from selling and running a market in the temple on sabbath…….lmao and i say all this as an atheist. I grew up christian but havent gone to church in about a decade but i know the bible better than most outspoken christians, its pathetic

    • @strawberrymilkshakesss
      @strawberrymilkshakesss 2 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      @@theclaybor4352 right I see so many other Christians online saying "oh Jesus was a proud white American" or literally making people like donald trump their idol is literally against the bible and what God says

    • @ThexDynastxQueen
      @ThexDynastxQueen 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Thats just Christians since forever, why you think there's so many denominations all claiming different even crazier things not even in the Bible? The Catholic Church was making sht up for centuries and preventing the Bible from being translated so people wouldn't question them.
      Thats why the Protestant Reformation happened once the printing press gained prominence and folks could read the Bible themselves but it didn't stop cause without an actual God to zap people upside the head they just do whatever in their name. Same sht, different century.

  • @Melody-td5hd
    @Melody-td5hd ปีที่แล้ว +3871

    I still remember the incredulous horror I felt when I read that "Finally 18" post by the director. I genuinely thought it was a troll post at first. How. Gross.

    • @mudasbeats
      @mudasbeats ปีที่แล้ว

      ewwwww wtf

    • @kate_alt
      @kate_alt ปีที่แล้ว +410

      Not just the age, but the "finally" makes it sound like he was just waiting for it so he could, y'know.

    • @mudasbeats
      @mudasbeats ปีที่แล้ว +209

      @@kate_alt that was exactly the point, he did. not too long after she turned 18 he proposed

    • @kate_alt
      @kate_alt ปีที่แล้ว +235

      @@mudasbeats As Kurtis said, "congrats" to the bride and the groomer

    • @syd9394
      @syd9394 ปีที่แล้ว +201

      @@souzzes they’re saying that he could potentially be 24-27 years old. It’s still a big deal when a 20 yo goes and dates a 14 yo. They’ve known each other for at least 4 years prior- at this point it is predatory. I agree that adults can make their own decisions, but I’m always sus of adults that start dating the young people they knew when underage. It’s a really strange situation that I would say has a high likelyhood to be predatory and grooming behavior

  • @The-Worm-Lord
    @The-Worm-Lord 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

    The lifelessness in this movie makes feels like a video presentation that you had to make for school

  • @samanthawhittle1678
    @samanthawhittle1678 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3090

    This movie's execution is like if Neil Breen's films replaced his whimsy and genuine-if-misguided efforts for artistic cinema with an intensive desire to role play being oppressed

    • @fish_toes
      @fish_toes 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Yo 💀

    • @Mama_Bear524
      @Mama_Bear524 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      So true 😂

    • @NellieCollier
      @NellieCollier 2 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      You fucking nailed it damn

    • @luver3
      @luver3 2 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      He's Neil Breen's evil, twisted, scarily Christian twin.

    • @sqoishicasette
      @sqoishicasette 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      I'd watch Neil over him anyday 😂

  • @d.r.parsons
    @d.r.parsons 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26202

    For a Christian film, there sure is a lot of porn-level acting.

    • @makayla3262
      @makayla3262 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1158

      LMFAOOO

    • @hannahbloom
      @hannahbloom 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1428

      @Quark I sure as hell hope this is satire. let people live and believe what they want as long as it doesn’t harm others.

    • @jude2563
      @jude2563 2 ปีที่แล้ว +164

      @Quark um wow

    • @ruetistic
      @ruetistic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +820

      @Quark i dont like religion either but like just let people believe what they believe man

    • @tehnative9779
      @tehnative9779 2 ปีที่แล้ว +742

      I dunno, least with Porn acting, the people look like they want to be there lol

  • @rosalierowan
    @rosalierowan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4315

    The “Covid-18…finally” joke was so freaking clever I can’t

    • @haydenh3015
      @haydenh3015 2 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      I sat here for a good 45 seconds with the video paused trying to figure it out before I finally got it

    • @hiasyed7610
      @hiasyed7610 2 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      @BerryBits the movie guy's wife was 18 when he married her

    • @noamartinez2478
      @noamartinez2478 2 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      @BerryBits he started the caption with “finally 18 🤩” and he was like “covid-18…finally!”

    • @gustavoclarindo101
      @gustavoclarindo101 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I didn't get that until the last 18 joke at the end of the video🤣🤣

    • @JustineAshton
      @JustineAshton 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I read this before he said it and was like “wait how is that funny?…” but in context it’s incredible lmao

  • @Diogenes_ofSinope
    @Diogenes_ofSinope หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    So we are headed to 2025 and none of their paranoia is even close tobeing true. Who could have guessed.

  • @xglitch97
    @xglitch97 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5192

    The fact that he pretty much self-reported that he groomed his now-wife for at least 4 years like it was a beautiful love story... Shows a pretty twisted way of thinking

    • @okimawilcox1550
      @okimawilcox1550 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      There’s a vid of Falwell Jr saying as much about his wife. It really is normal for them.

    • @TwocanToucan
      @TwocanToucan ปีที่แล้ว +98

      self report???? like among us 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱

    • @bostontowny4life744
      @bostontowny4life744 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Disgustingly enough.. get ready for this... they're from Germany actually, it's where they live. In Germany the legal age of consent is...... 14... What's fked up about that is, what if he's been seeing her for longer than "4 years" and he only said 4 years because he's from Germany and he thinks dating a 14 year old is completely normal. Like "Oh, well I know I've been dating her since she was 10 but I'll just say 14 and everyone will be cool with it because that's not disgusting at all!".

    • @emptybrainedwriter
      @emptybrainedwriter ปีที่แล้ว +50

      he really thought me was snow white's prince

    • @Pyrœpunk
      @Pyrœpunk ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Oh really you would think the movie itself would show that one. LMAO

  • @mariatomlinson3341
    @mariatomlinson3341 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10311

    as a christian i’ve never understood why other christian’s think Christianity is going to become illegal or turn into anything like this.

    • @sarahkey9578
      @sarahkey9578 2 ปีที่แล้ว +156

      Well it’s not really the unfounded historically, and Jesus does mention that we must be ready

    • @grymjaw
      @grymjaw 2 ปีที่แล้ว +807

      I think it’s just because Christianity has not become everyone’s religion yet, I mean why isn’t everyone Christian yet? Must be because the Illuminati is systematically destroying it, right?

    • @born_to_be_bored2617
      @born_to_be_bored2617 2 ปีที่แล้ว +773

      @@grymjaw indeed, this sounds very logical I think you’ve crack the code 👍

    • @akashkhan4655
      @akashkhan4655 2 ปีที่แล้ว +514

      they miss the power n authority they had

    • @uzytkownik15
      @uzytkownik15 2 ปีที่แล้ว +899

      Victim syndrome, some people want to elevate themselves and be a sacrifice (like Jesus), but they can't in real world so they make up shit

  • @deniseelisabeth1583
    @deniseelisabeth1583 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4311

    So I did a bit of digging here... Josh is a German, so I had more oppurtunities to find out his age (language wise) and it is pretty much confirmed (via a family blog of his) that he is born 1998 - so he is 23-24 at the proposal day. She is 18 since then and they both claim, that they are together for four years. She told in an interview that he was her leader/head of the summer camp (bible camp kind of thing) and they know each other since she was TWELVE!!!! maybe they claim, that they are together since she was 14 because that's the legal age in Germany and it was even early (but I'm only speculating here!)
    Well either way, I thing it is not very common to have interest in 14 year old girls, while you are 20 ... I mean .. how? He also has a sister who is the same age as his child bride. Much of these facts were revealed on their TH-cam channel... and I only watched one video..

    • @halodawnthenightdemon2229
      @halodawnthenightdemon2229 2 ปีที่แล้ว +622

      Jesus. I guess the priest said "you may groom the bride".
      Thanks for the information 😊

    • @exoticmangogod3140
      @exoticmangogod3140 2 ปีที่แล้ว +197

      Great shit dude, wish Kurtis dug deeper into the legality of the relationship, so it’s good to know someone in the comments did it for him.

    • @Geeeee61
      @Geeeee61 2 ปีที่แล้ว +558

      Nah, age of consent is 14 in Germany ONLY if the other person is under 18. So this is still illegal, if he was 19/20 at that time.

    • @deniseelisabeth1583
      @deniseelisabeth1583 2 ปีที่แล้ว +129

      @@Geeeee61 Yes, that is correct, but they are very conservative Christians, so I would say, that they wait till marriage- I mean the sex part.

    • @elisamaza8909
      @elisamaza8909 2 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      Good for you, that You only watched one ..... I am hooked now and I might need help.
      Es ist wie ein Verkehrsunfall. Ich kann kaum weg sehen.

  • @HiddenDarkHM
    @HiddenDarkHM 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

    Christians sitting in their giant megachurches filled with hundreds of members, polished mahogany pews, gold-leafed bibles, and stages with full turntables: (sobbing and wiping their tears with hundred dollar bills) We're SO OPPRESSED!!!

    • @eduardsusai559
      @eduardsusai559 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Christians are opressed in the middle east

    • @christianalbanian865
      @christianalbanian865 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      What about Christians in Africa and Asia, the Middle East which get killed and persecuted on the daily, sitting under rubble? What about them?

  • @abcdpxq
    @abcdpxq 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2383

    reasons why this movie sucks (from a videographer):
    - bad acting
    - inconsistent lighting
    - terrible writing
    - the director is also the main character (only lin can do this)
    - little to no editing
    - storyline makes no sense
    - bad editing
    - the editing sucks
    - audio is TERRIBLE sounds like they used the monaural mic (mic inside the camera) instead of an actual quality one
    - bad writing again
    - self-centered (if religion was banned Christians would have it a LOT easier than Hindus, Muslims, or Jews just sayin)
    - doesn’t even have a good message or good writing it’s bad all around

    • @giovanniluigibuffon541
      @giovanniluigibuffon541 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      hey.
      Favreau can do it too. See Chef.

    • @Destroyer-dk6oj
      @Destroyer-dk6oj 2 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Seeing people from the west make stuff like this, and also almost always with a persecution complex is funny and infuriating at the same time 😂

    • @beatricebeathyraneniute2298
      @beatricebeathyraneniute2298 2 ปีที่แล้ว +133

      Not to mention the director used stock video as "flashbacks".

    • @charliekohl7358
      @charliekohl7358 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      To be fair, Lin shouldn’t even do this lol. Man’s can’t sing.

    • @Ragnarok2kx
      @Ragnarok2kx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      A piece of entertainment can be good or bad for many reasons, but the worst thing it can be is boring.

  • @htm5814
    @htm5814 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2692

    If we could develop and adopt a global language in less than 5 years that’d be crazy impressive

    • @peachtea7269
      @peachtea7269 2 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      I'd be very impressed

    • @cool-zd3ev
      @cool-zd3ev 2 ปีที่แล้ว +124

      it sounds like it would also be awesome and very useful

    • @susannam3923
      @susannam3923 2 ปีที่แล้ว +134

      I feel like them using english despite it being set in germany implies that english is the new global language right?

    • @efox9707
      @efox9707 2 ปีที่แล้ว +186

      also if travel is illegal what's the point of a global language?!

    • @ghoulishtoad
      @ghoulishtoad 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@susannam3923 Shit i didnt even think of that

  • @noblebork7444
    @noblebork7444 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6889

    They could've made a better Corona joke.
    "What did Corona do to Jesus?"
    "What?"
    "Nothing, he's more of a wine guy."

    • @glowinthedarkzombie
      @glowinthedarkzombie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +310

      LMFAOOO it was right there as well. this movie has me convulsing

    • @marinamansfield5872
      @marinamansfield5872 2 ปีที่แล้ว +164

      you should have directed this movie lol

    • @maxbracegirdle9990
      @maxbracegirdle9990 2 ปีที่แล้ว +157

      Yeah, I was trying to put together a "corona of thorns" joke since corona is Spanish for crown, and even that would've been better than the one they put in.

    • @ChristianF15cher
      @ChristianF15cher 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ok dad.

    • @WillieManga
      @WillieManga 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      **Clap!** This is the best part of the movie and it wasn't even real. Maybe they could a thought of that if they weren't so bitter about not going to the beach.

  • @FishyBaiting
    @FishyBaiting 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

    How was christianity banned but other religions that aren't and are similar to christianity not banned. It's confusing

    • @ethandollarhide7943
      @ethandollarhide7943 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      It stops being confusing when you realize that Christians are the only group of people on Earth that actually want to be Persecuted.