This Anti-Masker Christian Movie is Even Worse Than You Think

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  • @some_lettuce471
    @some_lettuce471 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16040

    I fucking lost it when he said “let’s go ahead and add 100 sins” and the sin counter went from 4 to 400.

    • @jkam2393
      @jkam2393 2 ปีที่แล้ว +932

      Holy shit these bots

    • @tatumhardekopf4237
      @tatumhardekopf4237 2 ปีที่แล้ว +532

      I WAS LOOKING FOR A COMMENT ABOUT THIS SHAHAHAHA

    • @armasleinonen7928
      @armasleinonen7928 2 ปีที่แล้ว +378

      i think he meant multiply the sins by 100

    • @preslie983
      @preslie983 2 ปีที่แล้ว +293

      i didn’t even notice that ohmygod 😭 KURTIS ARE YOU GOOD

    • @sadpileofgunk1460
      @sadpileofgunk1460 2 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      + and x just look so similar it’s easy to confuse them.

  • @rahhhhh6681
    @rahhhhh6681 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11232

    “Being Christian is illegal now..” buddy the only reason the police are coming after you is because your fiancé is fresh outta highschool

    • @_o6629
      @_o6629 2 ปีที่แล้ว +206

      Deadass!

    • @laureneuler1826
      @laureneuler1826 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      I was 19 before I graduated

    • @NotMe-yh5gi
      @NotMe-yh5gi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +347

      @@laureneuler1826 that statement is pointless if you say “before I graduated”

    • @leikoduende
      @leikoduende 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      that's what he understands from Christianity

    • @l-b01josefandres44
      @l-b01josefandres44 2 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      @@laureneuler1826 damn that old, you started at six years old or something?

  • @Doppiovinegar22
    @Doppiovinegar22 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5400

    I'm German so I understand their language and I watched a video of them where they said that they met up when she was twelve... TWELVE
    she said that she didn't wanna be with him at first but he was the pushy one. I'm honestly sick to my stomach

    • @arandomgirlnameddenise9780
      @arandomgirlnameddenise9780 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +755

      BRUH THIS MAN NEEDS TO BE ON A WATCH LIST 🤮

    • @danielladuck3323
      @danielladuck3323 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      SEND HIS ASS TO JAIL

    • @decayedbitch
      @decayedbitch 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@arandomgirlnameddenise9780 not watch list, actually arrested.

    • @Doppiovinegar22
      @Doppiovinegar22 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@arandomgirlnameddenise9780 for real

    • @franlougee1499
      @franlougee1499 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      So gross. He is a pedophile. So very disgusting and wrong.

  • @AndrewAmbrose
    @AndrewAmbrose 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1102

    Why did the groomer slide across the hood of a car?
    To get arrested on the other side.

    • @user-db7jj6zu6w
      @user-db7jj6zu6w หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      BAHAHHA HELP I VGSDFWKUMYJ;LDW;

    • @BelovedVanillaBean
      @BelovedVanillaBean หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@user-db7jj6zu6wsomeone get her help.

    • @journey-man_official
      @journey-man_official 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +12

      ☝️ I think you made that guy have a seizure

    • @cassidyreid5059
      @cassidyreid5059 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      Heheheheh, that's a good one

    • @sabsain2399
      @sabsain2399 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      @@user-db7jj6zu6w same bro, same

  • @wavecityfox7900
    @wavecityfox7900 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15479

    This whole Christian persecution thing is starting to feel like a kink

    • @silverdrag0n_
      @silverdrag0n_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1196

      r/Persecutionfetish

    • @artegusdraws8759
      @artegusdraws8759 2 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      Oh yeah

    • @daniellagomez2931
      @daniellagomez2931 2 ปีที่แล้ว +309

      In this movie, for sure. But it is an unfortunate reality in other parts of the world. Especially the Middle East. I have many friends who were Christian, gay or both that had to flee because they were constantly being hate crimed and they needed to flee to save their lives. Persecution is not funny and shouldn’t be taken as a joke. The fact that you wouldn’t say that for other religions also says a lot.

    • @leeneedsfriends6750
      @leeneedsfriends6750 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1067

      @@daniellagomez2931 But the thing is this film - which the comment is about- and many of the people who spread this christian persecution msg are in the western world. Persecution isn't funny but neither is pretending to be marginalised when you're in a country where the majority of the country is of the same religion as you. In some middle-east countries, yes, there is persecution for those who aren't muslim but the comment wasn't about that.

    • @daniellagomez2931
      @daniellagomez2931 2 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      @@leeneedsfriends6750 thats precisely my point. I did acknowledge the fact that this movie features people pretending to be marginalized and thats terrible. But this comment was general and that includes Christian’s speaking up against persecution for all the right reasons. Life in North America is not the reality for other parts of the world. Also just because there are a lot of Christian’s in North America doesn’t mean that things do not happen to Christians here either. There is a lot more nuance to this situation

  • @mattsherack
    @mattsherack 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20020

    One reviewer described it as “A Christian persecution movie made by people who never had to face persecution in their lives” and I don’t think a more perfect description could’ve been said

    • @danyellej9940
      @danyellej9940 2 ปีที่แล้ว +712

      Man what are these replies?

    • @WeedGrandma
      @WeedGrandma 2 ปีที่แล้ว +499

      That's honestly the best way to describe it

    • @lumini3172
      @lumini3172 2 ปีที่แล้ว +747

      Oh my gods. What the frick is up with the bots lately? Were they always this bad?

    • @royalblanket
      @royalblanket 2 ปีที่แล้ว +546

      @@lumini3172 For some reason they're raiding kurtis really bad rn. Maybe he's been trending or something

    • @mattsherack
      @mattsherack 2 ปีที่แล้ว +474

      @@lumini3172 I don’t know but it makes me sad because with every notification I get from them I get excited by the possibility of someone leaving a nice or meaningful reply :(

  • @gayraccoon353
    @gayraccoon353 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1579

    What really pisses me off is the fact that the characters complain about celebrations and parties and meet-ups but ignore the fact LITERAL FUNERALS COULDNT HAPPEN. My cousin passed 3 years ago and hasn’t had a proper funeral, which makes it feel almost like we didn’t get to say goodbye to him. But yeah, not going to nightclubs or having dinner with friends is the worst thing that happened. Fuck this movie dude

    • @izabelasiczek3547
      @izabelasiczek3547 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +96

      My thoughts exactly! its scary how self centred and selfish these "Christians" are

    • @angelicasmodel
      @angelicasmodel 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +34

      I remember when the PM or premier or whichever jurisdiction announced the first lot of restrictions where I lived, when speaking about funerals, he made a huge deal of 'yes, I know how hard this one is going to be,' acknowledging it was the worst restriction of them all. But these writers couldn't think of that?

    • @SimplyRowan
      @SimplyRowan 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +40

      My mom couldn't be buried & had to be cremated, when being cremated is the only thing she DIDN'T want when she died. It was honestly upsetting I couldn't get her buried like I wanted.

    • @leannezezeski-sass2773
      @leannezezeski-sass2773 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      Fr not only did my Grandma die of Covid because they put all the patients in a rehab for old people but we still haven’t been able to have any type of memorial service for her yet and she died in 2021

    • @extraram896
      @extraram896 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

      I think about my dad who lost his sister just as Covid was making its rounds in the west; she passed away of stomach cancer around January of 2020 and my dad was offered to attend her funeral. My family lives in Australia & my dad's immediate family's from California, so he was offered to have the expenses of that flight to be paid for him.
      The lockdowns came and he couldn't go to say goodbye to his own sister off in person; nor could her own children and the other people in her life.
      My dad would pass away in his sleep in the middle of 2022 due to a sudden heart attack, and we were fortunate enough to be able to send him off with a funeral. The whole time, though, I just thought about how he couldn't see his own sister off, because of the lockdowns coming into action. I was grateful to be there to give him my farewell, but I was sad that he couldn't do the same to his own estranged family, or anyone else who'd lost someone during 2020 & 2021 that they couldn't see off, due to a global pandemic putting us at risk.
      But good to know these people know who really suffered, and that was people not allowed to attend parties or go to restaurants for a few weeks/months. Not the people who lost their lives or suffer with possibly lifelong affects of COVID, not people who couldn't say goodbye to lost love ones, but people who couldn't go out and have a nice time.

  • @Em-rr2sh
    @Em-rr2sh 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +475

    As a Christian whose family member died from COVID leaving behind her children, I PUT MY DAMN MASK ON AND GOT VACCINATED

    • @kingroi42
      @kingroi42 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      EXACTLY!

    • @GachaLifeGirl
      @GachaLifeGirl 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      You are a true Christian.

    • @DerrickWinston
      @DerrickWinston 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      type shiii sahhhh

    • @dmize2839
      @dmize2839 15 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Fuck COVID.

    • @DarkArachnid666
      @DarkArachnid666 6 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      @@GachaLifeGirl A true Christian? For all you know, OP might have a basement full of the rotting corpses of his or her victims!

  • @keoxxy5359
    @keoxxy5359 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16106

    I love how the “hacker” literally just went on Wikipedia and google images

    • @yunnuc
      @yunnuc 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1467

      I love how it implies that Christianity is "banned" but all information of it is readily available on not just the surface web, but Wikipedia 😭.

    • @isaiahsimmons5776
      @isaiahsimmons5776 2 ปีที่แล้ว +309

      wikipedia is a deep web invention

    • @HelloHamburger
      @HelloHamburger 2 ปีที่แล้ว +161

      @@yunnuc Yeah, and that without Christians, there are enough people to run Google’s/Wikipedia’s/Other sites’ content. Like, it seems unlikely that without that vast amount of people in the US, these servers could function.

    • @Ian-bt8dz
      @Ian-bt8dz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Uh yeah? You have to have special clearances to look at that stuff

    • @loopha
      @loopha 2 ปีที่แล้ว +330

      Girl didn’t even go on incognito mode

  • @passtheboxfox5374
    @passtheboxfox5374 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6462

    The reasoning for Christians being oppressed wasn't even explained. Rating this movie "finally 18" out of 10000000

    • @Laura-gd4ku
      @Laura-gd4ku 2 ปีที่แล้ว +192

      Doesn’t matter it’s communism

    • @Shrimpyfellow
      @Shrimpyfellow 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Best comment

    • @nomoretwitterhandles
      @nomoretwitterhandles 2 ปีที่แล้ว +142

      LMFAO with the "finally 18" part

    • @shovel_salesman
      @shovel_salesman 2 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      @@Laura-gd4ku the anarcho-marxist commu-islamists

    • @larkspur1517
      @larkspur1517 2 ปีที่แล้ว +166

      also love how they're trying to make christians look oppressed when in reality they're more likely to be the opressors
      btw, what about jewish, muslims, and literally every other religion in this movie?

  • @thepridedoctor3250
    @thepridedoctor3250 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +966

    I feel like the person who made this movie must’ve had covid because it’s got zero taste

    • @ninanotnini
      @ninanotnini 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      HELP

    • @4meraldglass
      @4meraldglass 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      oh my god thats beautiful

    • @pluto-skies4323
      @pluto-skies4323 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Love this.

    • @homemadecringeycontent6363
      @homemadecringeycontent6363 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Goddamn, that is savage

    • @Sam-wq9vi
      @Sam-wq9vi หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      I feel like the person who made this movie has a covid-19 year old girlfriend who he waited for to turn 18.

  • @nationwidelikesgenocide5798
    @nationwidelikesgenocide5798 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +449

    This movie feels like a high school presentation. Everybody is really awkward and doesn’t totally know their lines. Their topic doesn’t make sense and they needed to fill slides with bullshit because there was a required amount of slides

    • @lillyie
      @lillyie 29 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      they couldn't be bothered to re-do lines

  • @lemoncakes896
    @lemoncakes896 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24275

    “You’re not setting a good example for your wife. She’s young and impressionable” ☠️😭 killed me with that one

    • @cl0p38
      @cl0p38 2 ปีที่แล้ว +469

      Fr, that joke came out of nowhere lmao

    • @lemoncakes896
      @lemoncakes896 2 ปีที่แล้ว +464

      Covid-18. Finally 😂 I’m actually laughing out loud

    • @KingOfGaymes
      @KingOfGaymes 2 ปีที่แล้ว +603

      Still can’t believe he said “FINALLY 18! 😀” like bro what 😭

    • @krismuttz
      @krismuttz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      same😭

    • @heyguys4571
      @heyguys4571 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      th-cam.com/video/a-n7Q4p6mgQ/w-d-xo.html
      Ultimately...

  • @casrrole
    @casrrole ปีที่แล้ว +12261

    Oh Kurtis is giving this guy WAY too much slack.
    Firstly, he was 19 when he started dating his then 14 year old girlfriend. This was confirmed by an Instagram post he made 9 months before her 18 year old birthday, where he said they celebrated their 3 year anniversary.
    But that’s not the worst of it. This guy is a YOUTH PASTOR.
    Yes.
    He is a YOUTH PASTOR. He worked with teenagers under the age of 18 and that’s how he met his girlfriend.
    Let that sink in.

    • @madeegaindraws
      @madeegaindraws ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ... WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

    • @sejalb725
      @sejalb725 ปีที่แล้ว +462

      oof.

    • @awanti26
      @awanti26 ปีที่แล้ว +515

      Wtf 😢

    • @frozenbinarystudio
      @frozenbinarystudio ปีที่แล้ว +334

      Many such cases

    • @cathleenlia9590
      @cathleenlia9590 ปีที่แล้ว +706

      That's so fucked up. I literally found the same information on the churches website

  • @WelloBello
    @WelloBello 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +205

    *Makes entire movie proclaiming how Christian he is*
    *Grooms kids*
    The jokes write themselves.

    • @derdevil8307
      @derdevil8307 20 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Yeah he’s completely doing the opposite of what Christianity is supposed to be lol

  • @PapaPalina
    @PapaPalina 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +261

    I only thought of this a YEAR LATER, but at 17:40 , if the police have all the phone numbers of all the Christians like they say, why aren’t they all arrested??

    • @BeTheAeroplane
      @BeTheAeroplane 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +36

      Because they're the smartest christians that haven't been caught yet 😎

    • @PapaPalina
      @PapaPalina 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      @@BeTheAeroplane YOOOO I didn't think about that 😱

  • @iiitsRachel
    @iiitsRachel 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6994

    "what would Jesus do? idk, but he wouldn't make this fuckin movie" is a fantastic critique of a film

    • @pugisolation
      @pugisolation 2 ปีที่แล้ว +224

      He also wouldn't groom a child

    • @boredoutofmymind.9685
      @boredoutofmymind.9685 2 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      he really wouldn’t though 💀

    • @danix4883
      @danix4883 2 ปีที่แล้ว +139

      A lot of people forget that Jesus was all about helping people, if he saw this shit, Jesus would be laughing tbh

    • @nomisunrider6472
      @nomisunrider6472 2 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Probably heal the sick and preach against going to church while the pandemic is on.
      No joke, there's a Bible verse where Jesus says that people who pray in public are hypocrites who are simply performing for their fellow man and true believers should pray quietly at home. I had quite a few Christian friends and family wielding that verse against people who were going to church purely to demonstrate how "faithful" they were to others.

    • @alisha8099
      @alisha8099 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Viruses are great mother Nature's immune system,
      desperately trying to get rid of her parasites.
      And what are the parasites doing ?!
      They invent vaccines to disrespect her further!!
      Humanity is disgusting...

  • @littlelife101
    @littlelife101 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6659

    "bride and groomer" "young and impressionable" "appropriately aged wife" KURTIS YOU'RE KILLING ME 😭😭😭😭

    • @joeyjoe292
      @joeyjoe292 2 ปีที่แล้ว +367

      “covid-18, finally” 😂😂

    • @lindamukarakate7511
      @lindamukarakate7511 2 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      this is "life paragraph" erasure

    • @sleepyclowns
      @sleepyclowns 2 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      I absolutely LOVE that there was absolutely no victim blaming in this video too, oh man is it refreshing. fucking love Kurtis, it's the bare minimum but everything he does adds up

    • @a3u132
      @a3u132 2 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      "1 out of 18 year old wives" sent me

    • @chayden153
      @chayden153 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      "bride and groomer" was a top tier quote

  • @xoxojkaiya
    @xoxojkaiya 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +131

    "Finally, 18" is insane in astronomical units.

  • @tacticallemon7518
    @tacticallemon7518 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +151

    nothing screams snowflake quite like making a movie where you’re persecuted because you’re too much of a crybaby to fight a virus

    • @bararobberbaron859
      @bararobberbaron859 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      Doesn't even have to fight, just wear a mask in public and don't gather into large groups with little distance between y'all.

    • @tacticallemon7518
      @tacticallemon7518 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      @@bararobberbaron859 but muh freedums

    • @dvg1985
      @dvg1985 วันที่ผ่านมา

      💯💯💯

  • @katieb3172
    @katieb3172 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13891

    The funniest part of this whole thing is we are supposed to believe that all of these worldwide developments not only happened without a GINORMOUS uprising, but that they all were instilled into society, including a WORLDWIDE language, over the course of 5 years.

    • @jaynenunya6070
      @jaynenunya6070 2 ปีที่แล้ว +646

      I took Spanish for over 5 years and still can't speak it

    • @MyFatherLooksLikeAPallasCat
      @MyFatherLooksLikeAPallasCat 2 ปีที่แล้ว +360

      Just goes to show how disconnected he is from the real world

    • @juliettekudrick8186
      @juliettekudrick8186 2 ปีที่แล้ว +428

      Ah, but you’re using logic, something this man has clearly never even tried to do in his entire life.

    • @k.k.7797
      @k.k.7797 2 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      @@jaynenunya6070 I’ve been learning English for 20 and still suck

    • @heyguys4571
      @heyguys4571 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/a-n7Q4p6mgQ/w-d-xo.html
      Ultimately...

  • @RoyGBiv-lc8tv
    @RoyGBiv-lc8tv 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4126

    I’m am admittedly a Christian but the people who say “who cares about science or reality, my God will protect me at all costs” are so stupid. God gave you reason too. So use it.

    • @InvestmentIdea
      @InvestmentIdea 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/tvRRvxl0UZE/w-d-xo.html
      Finally
      .

    • @chaosixis
      @chaosixis 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Descartes be like :

    • @meagan.868
      @meagan.868 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      FACTSSSSA

    • @raymondkubiak1044
      @raymondkubiak1044 2 ปีที่แล้ว +524

      As an Atheist, it is always nice to see Religious people with a brain. May your God continue to watch over you, and many blessings upon you and your family.

    • @Nike_IV
      @Nike_IV 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I want this to be the top comment
      Edit: finally
      Edit 2: well shit

  • @TheChair-516
    @TheChair-516 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +182

    As a very, very, very amateur movie maker, I can confidently say that me and my friends made batter movies in Highschool

    • @widdlepocketmarcy
      @widdlepocketmarcy หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      oooh, really? yum! what find of desserts did you make? :O

  • @obviousghost5895
    @obviousghost5895 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +68

    When the sergeant talked about forcing everyone to have the same VALUES, my jaw dropped. Like... Christians literally want everyone on earth to believe in the same thing. What?

    • @ethandollarhide7943
      @ethandollarhide7943 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      My favorite thing about " Traditional Christian Values" is the fact that they literally only exist when they're being used to mock, disrespect, or alienate an " Non Traditional Group"

  • @hazey_dazey
    @hazey_dazey 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8023

    I like how ONLY Christianity is outlawed, instead of all religions, or even all Abrahamic religions. I guess the world government decided to give Christianity the middle child treatment

    • @darkprincette
      @darkprincette 2 ปีที่แล้ว +954

      honestly, and i find it hysterical that there's so many christians that honestly believe something like that could happen. there are legitimately unaware of the fact that christianity is one of the most established religions in the world, and the most established in the usa.

    • @reubendaniel5691
      @reubendaniel5691 2 ปีที่แล้ว +309

      As a Christian I’m alright with banning Christianity as it is (obviously not really, I just see why people hate on our religion lol) . We’ve gone so far from what our religion is supposed to mean at this point smfh
      Edit: this comment was made without thinking; hopefully I redeemed myself down there 👇🏾

    • @reubendaniel5691
      @reubendaniel5691 2 ปีที่แล้ว +188

      @@darkprincette ye they think that they’re so oppressed in this day and age😢😢

    • @lickvinegarkids3654
      @lickvinegarkids3654 2 ปีที่แล้ว +152

      The middle child treatment killed me

    • @avril6922
      @avril6922 2 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      My whole Catholic family would still be able to go to church and pray, and my Jewish neighbors too ~

  • @arya3746
    @arya3746 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5922

    “give it up for the bride and groomer” had me ROLLING

    • @chae_doll
      @chae_doll 2 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      The bots in your replies 💀

    • @arya3746
      @arya3746 2 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      @@chae_doll IT’S HORRENDOUS

    • @heyguys4571
      @heyguys4571 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/a-n7Q4p6mgQ/w-d-xo.html
      Ultimately...

    • @itsAngiedamnit
      @itsAngiedamnit 2 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      Wow look we got a bot party going around here 😻

    • @_4_0_4_6
      @_4_0_4_6 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I snorted lol

  • @jenshaw8085
    @jenshaw8085 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +101

    “Instead of Covid 19, it’s Covid 18…finally” 😂😂😂 Good one!

  • @miriamhalpern3026
    @miriamhalpern3026 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +31

    Muslims and Jews be looking at Christian’s like “bro you think covid mandates are religious oppression? Clearly you’ve never had to evacuate your place of worship due to a bomb threat.”
    Jews were just like “oh, we have to hold religious services in our homes for a bit? That’s easy, my grandma did it in Europe with far fewer resources.”
    My Muslim friends were like “yeah I pray from home five times a day anyway. Frankly I’m just glad I’m able to.”

  • @Patterrz
    @Patterrz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36474

    This acting makes me appreciate actual actors so much more please make it stop

    • @heyguys4571
      @heyguys4571 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/a-n7Q4p6mgQ/w-d-xo.html
      Ultimately...

    • @lunaloo6971
      @lunaloo6971 2 ปีที่แล้ว +642

      the bots omfg

    • @waynetastic1746
      @waynetastic1746 2 ปีที่แล้ว +270

      @@lunaloo6971
      I counted 7 lol

    • @eieiejjr
      @eieiejjr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +347

      Omg there as so many bots

    • @spoon1265
      @spoon1265 2 ปีที่แล้ว +175

      Don't be rude. It's hard finding good child actors these days

  • @armstrong.r
    @armstrong.r 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5341

    The irony of the synopsis saying "communism is all over the place" and showing the spread of Christianity at 20:48 with bright red is fucking incredible.

    • @lnhp5592
      @lnhp5592 2 ปีที่แล้ว +490

      i mean, tbh, if this movie teaches you anything, it's that the target demographic doesn't know what communism is.

    • @jjberg83
      @jjberg83 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Inbred Dawn

    • @armstrong.r
      @armstrong.r 2 ปีที่แล้ว +161

      @@lnhp5592 True enough, but I feel like most people don't know what communism is lmao

    • @jessn.3851
      @jessn.3851 2 ปีที่แล้ว +159

      @@armstrong.r A lot of people definitely don't know what communism is.

    • @wolfslullaby
      @wolfslullaby 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      or how a virus spreads lol

  • @MrIdylex
    @MrIdylex 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +82

    That bit about the family being executed is especially disgusting given the circumstances. It’s basically saying “yeah, I know some people are gonna die but I still shouldn’t have to wear a mask”

  • @Girlovesfashion
    @Girlovesfashion 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +54

    This movie is im-proper-ganda. Turns people away from whatever it's trying to draw people towards.

  • @edgardavid1653
    @edgardavid1653 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5955

    I was born in what people would call a "developing country", now living somewhere else where life is better. It never ceases to amaze me how people who basically have known nothing but privilege feel they are being robbed of their rights if they're put in a mildly inconvenient position. Dude, people spent the days watching Netflix during the lockdowns here, while there was people in my country who had to decide between quarantine or starvation.

    • @psychedelicanxiety8011
      @psychedelicanxiety8011 2 ปีที่แล้ว +281

      I hope you are doing okay! And yes it’s so stupid what people who have never known true struggle are doing with this pandemic. Acting like it’s their victim moment when there is real people struggling in the world. ❤️

    • @FrenkTheJoy
      @FrenkTheJoy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +253

      I mean there were plenty of people who had it really bad during the early lockdowns in the US - but the biggest complainers about the covid restrictions are the people who could easily live comfortably in their homes for the next 50 years without worrying about money or their mental health, AND people who wear glasses because their glasses fog up with the masks on but they still wear masks anyway.
      I've had to wear a mask longer than most people and I'm so fucking tired of it because of these selfish dickheads who can't just mask up, wash hands, and stay home.

    • @edgardavid1653
      @edgardavid1653 2 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      @@psychedelicanxiety8011 life has never been better for me. Thanks for your good wishes 🙂.

    • @edgardavid1653
      @edgardavid1653 2 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      @@FrenkTheJoy same here. Cyprus, where I live now, is not a rich country at least for European standards. There were people who struggled, but the social security network here is pretty decent. There were people who were complaining that people receiving stimulus checks were making more money than those who kept on working during the lockdowns, go figure. But yeah, the noisiest where people very well off and religious nuts. You see, it's not just an American thing.

    • @FEARitself100
      @FEARitself100 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      For reeeeaaaal. Its pathetic

  • @Jack-id2fw
    @Jack-id2fw 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15891

    Not sure if anyone picked up on this, but the director/lead basically cast himself as Jesus. The movie starts with him basically alone, wanting to spread the word of god. Then he starts gaining close companions that assist him in spreading the word of god. The State gets real mad about it. A close friend betrays him, and sells him out. Then the State kills him, and he becomes a martyr. Short of miracles and rising from the dead that’s pretty much the story, and I’m pretty sure that’s sin number 1406 in this saga. 1 way ticket to super hell

    • @avril6922
      @avril6922 2 ปีที่แล้ว +549

      Woah....

    • @jaxintheboxoxo
      @jaxintheboxoxo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1466

      I noticed that Friendo was giving me Judas vibes but now that I’m really thinking about it you’re totally right

    • @catpoke9557
      @catpoke9557 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1803

      Sheesh. Imagine being so self-absorbed you insert yourself into a story as the person you're supposed to IDOLIZE. Isn't that basically a false idol? God really, really hates those

    • @julietamr1007
      @julietamr1007 2 ปีที่แล้ว +553

      You are so Right! Cant Believe I didnt Notice. Truly How can He be such a devote christian While Quite literally commiting the Number One Sin that literally Caused lucifers Downfall? LIKE Not believing Yourself greater than/on the same level as god Is literally Ammendment number 1.

    • @sunnyandthechlo
      @sunnyandthechlo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +205

      I noticed this! When he was going around preaching to people and then of course when he dies. Yikes.

  • @nicholasadcock5451
    @nicholasadcock5451 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +28

    I love it when the director of a movie is also the star. Nothing has ever gone wrong with that duo

    • @batfiti
      @batfiti 22 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Yep proof Neil Breen

  • @mistervader
    @mistervader 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +49

    This is the kind of movie that porn stars trying to go “legit” would leave out of their resume.
    Better yet, the type of movies an actor looking to get INTO porn would leave out of theirs.

    • @tsk5328
      @tsk5328 11 วันที่ผ่านมา

      well said
      🤣

  • @meganchambers8108
    @meganchambers8108 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8781

    "I can get all the phone numbers of the Christians if I hack the police," has the same energy as "I resign as president of the bank."

    • @meganchambers8108
      @meganchambers8108 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @Victoria lolno I feel very honored 💛

    • @rahulmenon4357
      @rahulmenon4357 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      They should have got NWA to make "Hack the Police"

    • @linhquach4768
      @linhquach4768 2 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      Also, the "minister of propaganda" has the same energy as "president of the bank"

    • @aliyasexception
      @aliyasexception 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      omg this got me lmao i laughed for 3 minutes after reading this one

    • @Eggsther
      @Eggsther 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      the disrespect to Neil Breen's script writing
      smh

  • @daithvader
    @daithvader 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6774

    The weirdest part of their relationship is him saying “finally 18” and THEN proposing, knowing he’s heavily religious just makes me think he was waiting to caboogle her.

    • @fennecfanatic5566
      @fennecfanatic5566 2 ปีที่แล้ว +667

      That’s the way I’m referring to it from now on. “Hey babe, you wanna caboogle tonight?”

    • @procrastinating_celery4994
      @procrastinating_celery4994 2 ปีที่แล้ว +310

      I like your vocabulary

    • @kingayy9267
      @kingayy9267 2 ปีที่แล้ว +352

      Caboogle sounds like it would mean surprised.
      Flabbergasted, even.

    • @tokitoki9156
      @tokitoki9156 2 ปีที่แล้ว +211

      @@fennecfanatic5566 "Oh babe, no caboogles like you do" (proceeds to intense caboogling)

    • @teethcoat4274
      @teethcoat4274 2 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      Hopefully he waited. Grooming is bad enough but if he actually had sex with her then its even worse.

  • @bellhop_phantom
    @bellhop_phantom หลายเดือนก่อน +28

    1 year left!

  • @jwood8769
    @jwood8769 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +39

    I’m currently sick with Covid as I’m watching this. And I used to say I wouldn’t wish this on my worst enemy. Until I watched this and I would be more then happy to be in a room with this guy and just cough all my Covid germs all over him.

  • @cupriferouscatalyst3708
    @cupriferouscatalyst3708 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8532

    Also, if Christianity is illegal, why would the cops keep a database on all the Christians' phone numbers? If they have a list of all Christians, wouldn't they just go and arrest them?

    • @babyfaceweeb8937
      @babyfaceweeb8937 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1117

      Don't insert logic to Christians wanting to feel persecuted.

    • @frostyskeletons8950
      @frostyskeletons8950 2 ปีที่แล้ว +521

      Bad writing works in mysterious ways

    • @aisha5156
      @aisha5156 2 ปีที่แล้ว +177

      Tbh, I wasn’t really paying attention to this, but anyways I think the police let them all off? Like maybe they just payed a fine or “denounced” their religion in front of them and they let them off but kept them on their watch list? My attempt at adding…something to this movie.

    • @MercurialMoon
      @MercurialMoon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      exactly what i was thinking shouldn't they be in jail already???

    • @sealedtugboat9965
      @sealedtugboat9965 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@frostyskeletons8950 lol

  • @r0ckin.r0byn
    @r0ckin.r0byn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5980

    Its funny how people like this worship someone who was tortured and died for them yet you ask them to bear the slightest bit of inconvenience for the safety of others and they throw a fit

    • @jojo-he5gj
      @jojo-he5gj 2 ปีที่แล้ว +243

      GOT EM

    • @spencerthestupidsamurai7326
      @spencerthestupidsamurai7326 2 ปีที่แล้ว +515

      It just pisses me off, if I had to wear a mask for the rest of my life so that no one else had to, I would.

    • @ummm6068
      @ummm6068 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      THIS

    • @ghoulishtoad
      @ghoulishtoad 2 ปีที่แล้ว +390

      Jesus would wear 27 masks if he had to.

    • @genericname2747
      @genericname2747 2 ปีที่แล้ว +433

      Jesus literally walked up to lepers and cured them. Jesus wouldn't want people to die of disease, especially if it was preventable

  • @staggys5011
    @staggys5011 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

    The physical pain this Movie gives you as a German, hearing those german "actors" speak is immeasurable.
    Still worth the watch!

  • @karina2701
    @karina2701 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

    I love the idea that part of their worst fear is globally speaking the same language

  • @a24396
    @a24396 ปีที่แล้ว +14272

    Can we all agree that "give it up for the bride and groomer" is some award worthy commenting?

    • @supersmashseandx1991
      @supersmashseandx1991 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +347

      I couldn't come up with something that good if I had a perfect insult machine

    • @fuzzymelon1261
      @fuzzymelon1261 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +295

      im 18 and im still dealing with extreme emotional distress from highschool. there is no way she is mature enought to marry

    • @_gay_grim_
      @_gay_grim_ 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +236

      ​@@fuzzymelon1261 and she was fourteen when they started and at the youngest he was 22, man is a whole on p;é:d;ō

    • @Jeeves-ye6yy
      @Jeeves-ye6yy 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      @@fuzzymelon1261 or it could be that you aren't emotionally stable for that and she was cause people are different. Besides here being 18 ain't the issue it's that she was 14 when the dude first started grooming her

    • @GaileyGarcia
      @GaileyGarcia 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +101

      ​@@Jeeves-ye6yy18 still is weird like freshly 18

  • @felixia9558
    @felixia9558 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4761

    them laughing about covid "doing nothing" to people was so fucking vile, slap to the face of everyone who got sick, got lasting effets or died

    • @captaincaspian42
      @captaincaspian42 2 ปีที่แล้ว +368

      as someone whose great aunt has died, my grandpa who died much faster from a compromised immune system, and my grandma who recently got diagnosed with covid, I hate people who says it doesn't affect people. My sister is home for the second week in a row after another kid in her class got a positive diagnosis. "bUt We CaN't Go To ResTaUrAnTs NoW-" ...those idiots.

    • @laurapitt4822
      @laurapitt4822 2 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      @@captaincaspian42 idk anyone complaining about not being able to go to restaurants... 😬 Maybe it's an American thing..

    • @Bonnie-lo3zh
      @Bonnie-lo3zh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +149

      @@laurapitt4822 trust me , I’m from Ontario Canada and a lot of young people here don’t give a cr*p. I lost some friends because of how messed up I learned some of their morals were.

    • @orangeismyfavoritecolor
      @orangeismyfavoritecolor 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Bonnie-lo3zh Why’d you censor “crap” hahah

    • @Princeomishore
      @Princeomishore 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@Bonnie-lo3zh also from Ontario Canada and I know a few people like that as well sadly.... Unfortunately their are idiots everywhere in the world.

  • @evanshannon
    @evanshannon 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

    Just finding this video now in Feb 2024 and it’s so hilarious how NONE of what these people claimed was going to happen, actually happened. They’re so desperate to be oppressed

    • @ethandollarhide7943
      @ethandollarhide7943 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      If Christians ever do become oppressed it will be because the people they love oppressing rose up against them and gave them a taste of their own medicine.

    • @roliepolieolie8230
      @roliepolieolie8230 5 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Hey there’s still time

  • @luna_swan0853
    @luna_swan0853 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

    Imagine thinking
    1) religion would ever be banned since
    -it’s under the first amendment
    -separation of church and state doesn’t exist anymore
    2) assuming only christains would be hunted down since there are h dozens of mainstream religions and probably hundreds being taught around the world

    • @ethandollarhide7943
      @ethandollarhide7943 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Other Religions don't have the Persecution Complex that Christians have.

  • @emjones6663
    @emjones6663 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6744

    I love how the “hacker” uses only Google and wikipedia to track down the Christians💀 that is some high-level hacking

    • @ghosttriesliving_Art
      @ghosttriesliving_Art 2 ปีที่แล้ว +318

      I also love the fact it's outlawed and everything but they never took down any information or websites about it allegedly.

    • @infinitetenzer042
      @infinitetenzer042 2 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      If that's hacking then my two years of studying were for nothing🥂😭🤣

    • @monarxsiramirez1720
      @monarxsiramirez1720 2 ปีที่แล้ว +193

      Movie hacker be like: *highlights words on Wikipedia page* 👩‍💻

    • @mildsoup8978
      @mildsoup8978 2 ปีที่แล้ว +144

      I believe the rule is if you wear a hoodie while at a computer you are a hacker, regardless of what you are doing.

    • @solus8685
      @solus8685 2 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      Every student ever: "You know, I'm something of a hacker myself"

  • @skribble-
    @skribble- ปีที่แล้ว +13711

    they asked him to simply wear a mask and he made a whole ass movie about his entire religion being oppressed, this is THE peak baby shit ive ever seen lol

    • @ItsSquonkingTime
      @ItsSquonkingTime ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Not siding with this guy at all but they closed churches which is illegal in the USA

    • @djfebrezee
      @djfebrezee ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@ItsSquonkingTime My guy there have been nearly SEVEN MILLION deaths from covid, I think closing churches was the safest option here, and it it absolutely not illegal to close churches under government regulation.

    • @victorlinares4137
      @victorlinares4137 ปีที่แล้ว +1112

      ​@@ItsSquonkingTime indiscriminately tho. All public meatups were restricted so it wasn't illegal

    • @qwmx
      @qwmx ปีที่แล้ว +465

      ​@@ItsSquonkingTime People can just used online chat sites.

    • @modishgen7481
      @modishgen7481 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +605

      @@ItsSquonkingTime other places were closed too it wasn’t just Christian churches stop acting childish

  • @alyssabischoff3212
    @alyssabischoff3212 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

    The music in the Bible research montage threw me off cause I thought u just added that music in for comedic effect 😭 I can’t believe they were like “yeah 😎”

  • @Ziggy_stardustttt
    @Ziggy_stardustttt 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

    The whole move reminds me when i would play with my dolls but the majority of the story was me leaving them on the floor for like 3 hours then i would pick them up again and change the whole reasoning why the dolls were just there.

  • @abribri2506
    @abribri2506 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4008

    “You’re not setting a good example for your wife, she’s young and impressionable” LMAOOOO💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

    • @autodidacticartisan
      @autodidacticartisan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Just straight up copied that other comment almost word for word. With the same emojis

    • @abribri2506
      @abribri2506 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @@autodidacticartisan I swear I didn’t see it😭😭😭

    • @autodidacticartisan
      @autodidacticartisan 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      "That's not a good example to be setting for your wife, she's young and impressionable 💀"
      It was also posted an hour before you. I call bs that that was a coincidence. Now I'm not a statistician but the chances of that are so low that you could basically say that its impossible

    • @sjey6396
      @sjey6396 2 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      @@autodidacticartisan calm down, it's a TH-cam comment section not a master's thesis. It's a funny quote that multiple people are commenting, and it's giving more engagement to Kurtis

    • @sloanethefullygrown5086
      @sloanethefullygrown5086 2 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      @@autodidacticartisan they're both quoting the video and using a common emoji???

  • @ashbruv8590
    @ashbruv8590 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5827

    “And also I’m adding another sin for pushing a woman.”
    Kurtis, our true hero😌

    • @the_real_phatingle
      @the_real_phatingle 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      He truly is our based king

    • @tinavanwey1308
      @tinavanwey1308 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      If he saw these bots he would start pushing women

    • @ashbruv8590
      @ashbruv8590 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@infinitypancakes1040 I really did

    • @cup773
      @cup773 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      These bots are really starting to test my *patience*

    • @slytherindork8459
      @slytherindork8459 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Marfa Yay___🌺 like his wife and their marriage. Only over 18

  • @meringue8058
    @meringue8058 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    no because “my antibody is christ” is literally what my pastor says
    (im forced to go to church im not religious at all)

    • @REDACTED-THE-COOLEST
      @REDACTED-THE-COOLEST 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I was as well, im agnostic but my mom insisted, bc brazil is a very catholic contry

  • @ashcetenbeets5644
    @ashcetenbeets5644 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +33

    The fact this movie has a target audience makes me doubtful of our species continued existence.

    • @tsk5328
      @tsk5328 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      The cast was the target audience.

  • @Bumblebeerocks23
    @Bumblebeerocks23 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1324

    I love when he said “let’s add another 100 sins” the sin counter went from 4 to 400 and not 104

    • @clownyness
      @clownyness 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +60

      I was scrolling comments to see if someone else saw that

    • @mmz12
      @mmz12 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

      I was so distracted by this, I couldnt properly watch the rest after.

    • @shazimei
      @shazimei 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      YES SOMEONE FINALLY MENTIONED IT

    • @RoyalChicken1212
      @RoyalChicken1212 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      This mistake deserves 100 sins

    • @4meraldglass
      @4meraldglass 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I SAW THAT TOO LMAO

  • @alexisflores4032
    @alexisflores4032 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13948

    The “give it up for the bride and groomer” almost dropped me to the floor for how brutal it was

    • @ninevehgrey
      @ninevehgrey 2 ปีที่แล้ว +231

      @Reactance hey did you have a stroke or can I just not read

    • @maschaorsomething
      @maschaorsomething 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @Reactance Use a fucking comma for once holy shit.

    • @joshuazhong2520
      @joshuazhong2520 2 ปีที่แล้ว +184

      @@ninevehgrey definitely a stroke

    • @thalyzasotus5229
      @thalyzasotus5229 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @Reactance hun wheres the periods and comas. Nobody can read what you just said babe..

    • @mewtuwa
      @mewtuwa 2 ปีที่แล้ว +154

      @Reactance Are you saying grooming is a Christian thing?

  • @fourstones1860
    @fourstones1860 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    Only one more year !! Cant wait !!

    • @epicjcb6265
      @epicjcb6265 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Same

  • @agereartist3763
    @agereartist3763 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    They really said "What if we're opposed like Jewish people were during WW2" And then didn't even do that well

  • @miss-laea
    @miss-laea 2 ปีที่แล้ว +57167

    You know you’re privileged when you need to create an alternate reality in order to make it seem like you experience any hardships at all

    • @bibibobi
      @bibibobi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2674

      that’s exactly it 😭

    • @HAYAOLEONE
      @HAYAOLEONE 2 ปีที่แล้ว +165

      You seem to know a lot about hardships..

    • @Flareontoast
      @Flareontoast 2 ปีที่แล้ว +814

      The thing is there ARE places where Christians are struggling or even persecuted. Not many anymore but it does happen. Except it doesn't happen to white rich people in Central Europe or the USA. And so them making up an alternate reality just so their privileged asses can have their persecution fantasies is just even more embarrassing. Like. Their views are so narrow that all they can ever think of is making up big apocalyptic scenarios that focus on white Christians specifically

    • @darcy6698
      @darcy6698 2 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      🙏🙏🙏

    • @evergarden8592
      @evergarden8592 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2152

      @@user-wl5yq9oq3q having Netflix doesn't make you privileged lmao 💀

  • @gingergamer3270
    @gingergamer3270 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29212

    "bride and groomer" "she's young and impressionable" Kurtis is on fire in this video

    • @akajulzzz
      @akajulzzz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1630

      the "i guess instead of covid-19, it's covid-18....... finally" took me out 💀💀💀

    • @Proyapper0
      @Proyapper0 2 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Gonna start using this

    • @dawnofdanielle7066
      @dawnofdanielle7066 2 ปีที่แล้ว +302

      Just like the groomer will be when he gets sent straight down to hell 😱

    • @FoxgloveFlower
      @FoxgloveFlower 2 ปีที่แล้ว +517

      “Sorry got kidnapped by a ninja! He was really nice though - He had an appropriately aged wife, it was great

    • @myself6629
      @myself6629 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      "the freshman f*ck boy" [insert other context]

  • @ThisIsMyCat1
    @ThisIsMyCat1 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    16:07 The unicorn Beanie Boo definitely adds to the legitimacy of this hacker

  • @vidhead85
    @vidhead85 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    Whenever I think my writing is ass, I think "Sharknado, Graffiti Bridge and THIS movie exists" and Kevin Sorbo STILL gets acting roles

  • @cs39876
    @cs39876 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4180

    "I will bring it to the masses urgently"
    "Ok, sounds good"
    WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY

    • @magnetsonfridges
      @magnetsonfridges 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      STOPPPG I KNOW RIGHT

    • @britney11711
      @britney11711 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      She definitely didn’t mean to say masses but just went with it 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @magej1
      @magej1 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Quark yes i agree

    • @soophiee4400
      @soophiee4400 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @Quark I belive people can be any religion they want as long as there not hurting anyone

    • @beafraid2951
      @beafraid2951 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @Quark yeah you're not Kurt's target audience. You can leave 🤗

  • @lbg9060
    @lbg9060 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2820

    As a German, this director guy should be so embarrassed saying that he's being oppressed because of his religion. I mean have you thought back to the other group of German people who were actually oppressed and murdered because of their religion my guy

    • @dewdrop5552
      @dewdrop5552 2 ปีที่แล้ว +343

      Here in the Netherlands when there are protests against the covid regulations and such, there's always some people walking around with David stars or banners with texts with comparisons to that time. It's disgusting and disrespectful

    • @TObyvruh
      @TObyvruh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      Ich hasse Quer-Denker mit ein passion

    • @1971Woodstock
      @1971Woodstock 2 ปีที่แล้ว +195

      See, that's the exact problem. This guy is a Querdenker (german word for people who believe the pandemic is a conspiracy). Querdenker-spaces are filled to the brim with rightwing people, and those conspiracies and rightist thinking are passed through chatrooms like it's nothing. So, denying the Holocaust and reversal of perpetrator and victim are a given.
      These people are the type to compare themselves to jewish people during WWII. They hold up signs during protests that allude to WWII. They wear David stars that say "unvaccinated".
      I'm 99% sure the parallels in this movie are purposely added in. This disgusting asshole knows exactly what he's implying, and he's proud of it.

    • @Patheticboytoy
      @Patheticboytoy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      LITERALLY

    • @bananajoe8707
      @bananajoe8707 2 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      And to mention 'the ministry of propaganda' BRO that's so disrespectful, everyone here knows that that is something that actually existed during the dritte Reich

  • @Bl0xDoesntExist
    @Bl0xDoesntExist 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +37

    As a christian I apologize for people who act like this

    • @danrandall3302
      @danrandall3302 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Thank you on behalf of myself

    • @Evert1992
      @Evert1992 19 วันที่ผ่านมา

      As a Pagan me and Wotan will never forgive you.

    • @tsk5328
      @tsk5328 11 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @Bl0xDoesntExist awww thats sweet.

  • @clydecash5659
    @clydecash5659 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

    A future just a year away where Christianity is illegal?
    WHERE DO I SIGN UP?!!

    • @fourstones1860
      @fourstones1860 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      We just need to wait one more year

  • @lovecleric
    @lovecleric 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13587

    non-marginalised people love imagining a world where they’re marginalised

    • @recitationtohear
      @recitationtohear 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      th-cam.com/video/tvRRvxl0UZE/w-d-xo.html
      Finally

    • @sunnybowos266
      @sunnybowos266 2 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      What does marginalised mean

    • @chloe6523
      @chloe6523 2 ปีที่แล้ว +768

      @@sunnybowos266 Marginalized = "in a powerless or unimportant position within a society or group"

    • @shineinstars
      @shineinstars 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      fr

    • @KingOfGaymes
      @KingOfGaymes 2 ปีที่แล้ว +395

      @@sunnybowos266 Basically means not seen as important or treated as secondary

  • @akire8184
    @akire8184 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3158

    I love the way the movie is supposed to be about “Christian oppression” but the government doesn’t even bother censoring the internet for Christian content.

    • @christiebreeechelon
      @christiebreeechelon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +141

      Or go after all the Christians they already have the phone numbers of.

    • @k_schreibz
      @k_schreibz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      These are the same people who see a 4chan post and think it is a secret message sent to them by God. They are not smart and don't understand how things work.

    • @badtostada6123
      @badtostada6123 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      you are in a bubble buddy.... you have no idea how bad censorship and government over reach is

    • @TracyTheSirenTV
      @TracyTheSirenTV 2 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      People still make laws based on their Christian beliefs and they seriously think their rights are being taken away

    • @hiiilolol
      @hiiilolol 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      yeah, its not just about the internet though. i hope u realize countries besides america exist and religious oppression in general (not just for christians!!!) exists. other than that i do agree we are not how this movie is.. at all.

  • @aga_TF_simp
    @aga_TF_simp 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    Just one more year to prove them wrong.

  • @luna_cas7
    @luna_cas7 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    checked out his Instagram, the 18th birthday post is deleted and she's pregnant. congrats ig. another commenter mentioned they met when she was 12 and he was the one who wanted the relationship, she didn't want to be with him now they're having a child. that poor girl.

    • @luna_cas7
      @luna_cas7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      they started dating when she was 13 she and I are the same age..

  • @mattuwu9978
    @mattuwu9978 ปีที่แล้ว +4712

    “Christianity is illegal in my imaginary world! Being persecuted for your religion is so scary!”
    Jewish people, Indigenous groups, and European pagans; historically persecuted by Christians: 😐😐😐

    • @VARNELL168
      @VARNELL168 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      WHOO PAGANS

    • @anikagh
      @anikagh ปีที่แล้ว +326

      even muslims in china and us and in france

    • @Nodame
      @Nodame ปีที่แล้ว +129

      forgot about muslims

    • @mattuwu9978
      @mattuwu9978 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@anikagh Yeah, I should’ve included Muslims for the persecution they faced during the Crusades. But in cases like China and France, the persecution isn’t arising directly from Christians, as France and China are largely non-Christian/secular, or don’t have an as-deeply-ingrained and influential Christian culture (at least, for France, not anymore). It’s more akin to generalized xenophobia, especially in China.
      China is huge on cultural homogeny, France hates brown people.

    • @charlatte4052
      @charlatte4052 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@VARNELL168 huh

  • @noblebork7444
    @noblebork7444 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6154

    They could've made a better Corona joke.
    "What did Corona do to Jesus?"
    "What?"
    "Nothing, he's more of a wine guy."

    • @glowinthedarkzombie
      @glowinthedarkzombie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +263

      LMFAOOO it was right there as well. this movie has me convulsing

    • @marinamansfield5872
      @marinamansfield5872 2 ปีที่แล้ว +141

      you should have directed this movie lol

    • @maxbracegirdle9990
      @maxbracegirdle9990 2 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      Yeah, I was trying to put together a "corona of thorns" joke since corona is Spanish for crown, and even that would've been better than the one they put in.

    • @ChristianF15cher
      @ChristianF15cher 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ok dad.

    • @WillieManga
      @WillieManga 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      **Clap!** This is the best part of the movie and it wasn't even real. Maybe they could a thought of that if they weren't so bitter about not going to the beach.

  • @0utsiders_Grrl
    @0utsiders_Grrl 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    As a Christian, this is... hhhhhhhhh... why??? Also, Wwjd if he saw this?! Like “me-damn, this. This. This... I don’t want to be credited in this!”

  • @knafjallravenrefur9648
    @knafjallravenrefur9648 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    as a german i should say sorry for this dumb movie and sorry that we havent put the zealot away lol

  • @HowdyItLovll
    @HowdyItLovll 2 ปีที่แล้ว +71675

    The idea that if religion was banned, ONLY Christianity would be targeted is hilarious

    • @themusicaljunkie37
      @themusicaljunkie37 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3390

      Considering most of our elected officials are Christian and also the majority of the US. So I guess, the 20 percent of the population and like 2 percent in congress was able to effectively ban Christianity. Also, kurtis got a point... what does covid have to do with banning Christianity and spreading communism? Does the vaccine make you pro communist? 🤔

    • @xX_Knives_Xx
      @xX_Knives_Xx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2439

      like they act as though most of the US isnt christian, plus if religion was banned it would certainly target muslims and jews, cuz the US has a history of anti-Semitism and islamophobia esp in the govt, murrican' christians have this weird persecution complex that every minority or new scary thing is out to get them like...metal, gay ppl, black ppl, autism, vaccines, video games, etc
      (btw wanna mention that my adblock is currently blocking 666 ads on this site alone so, nice)

    • @petertjarks388
      @petertjarks388 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3651

      thats when he makes another movie about Muslims, then Jew, then Buddhism, then100,000 movies later he'll make his first dollar

    • @KiwiLeafz
      @KiwiLeafz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2190

      wdym thats the only religion? /s

    • @cringemonarch7438
      @cringemonarch7438 2 ปีที่แล้ว +921

      @@KiwiLeafz I think they mean it's the only religion that gets banned. All the other religions are free to exist without being reprimanded

  • @andrewsoon8062
    @andrewsoon8062 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4237

    It's weird how the police aren't wearing masks. Were those anti-mask actors too proud to do a mask-wearing role?

    • @HelloHamburger
      @HelloHamburger 2 ปีที่แล้ว +168

      Probably, “f storytelling or protecting others, we are going to do what we want.”

    • @kuhntzzz
      @kuhntzzz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +168

      anyone they employed for this probably all share the same values, and i wouldnt be surprised if the police actors claimed they couldnt breathe in a "muzzle" so they refused to wear a mask even if for a simple role and easy money LOL

    • @GonzoCiosain
      @GonzoCiosain 2 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      I'm in a region where the virus is completely out of control, cases are sky high, hospitals are overwhelmed, and hardly anyone is vaccinated due to getting their news from bullshit on social media, but masks are still required most places. The cops here mostly don't wear masks. It's literally the only accurate part of this piece of shit movie.

    • @walexander8378
      @walexander8378 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      I think they're trying to say the government doesn't follow its own rules. Which has been quite true during the pandemic especially with cops and politicians like Boris in the UK and Gavin in California.

    • @andrewsoon8062
      @andrewsoon8062 2 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      @@walexander8378 Did they have the intelligence to intentionally put the irony there though?

  • @nin1ch0
    @nin1ch0 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    one more year until this comes true guys!

    • @cloudyskyz2237
      @cloudyskyz2237 29 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      I’m so excited!

  • @thesame1991
    @thesame1991 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    I feel like they forgot to show "communism all over"

  • @cornbone
    @cornbone 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4608

    i love that this guy's idea of what a dystopian world looks like is just fog everywhere

    • @jessethecomet4423
      @jessethecomet4423 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      💀

    • @yona4121
      @yona4121 2 ปีที่แล้ว +233

      He would literally lose his mind if he was in a hotbox 😭

    • @myriam1777
      @myriam1777 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Isn't that like half the YA novels version of dystopia?

    • @gargles5270
      @gargles5270 2 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      @@yona4121 he’d accuse them of witchcraft and have them executed

    • @overworkedwarlock94
      @overworkedwarlock94 2 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Dude would flip if he played Silent Hill.

  • @schwiftysouls5471
    @schwiftysouls5471 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16800

    I have never seen arguably one of the most privileged groups of people thirst so hard for oppression.

    • @abigailokoiobuli8945
      @abigailokoiobuli8945 2 ปีที่แล้ว +149

      I feel like all the fake Christians are privileged. The real ones are a small minority and are hard to come by these days. And unsurprisingly, they are hated by the fake Trump-loving Christians

    • @upolpi3171
      @upolpi3171 2 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      @@abigailokoiobuli8945 In my country everyone calls themselves Christian without ever opening a bible. Thankfully they don't (usually) deny basic science or pay lip service to questionable politicians.

    • @OzCroc
      @OzCroc 2 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      @@abigailokoiobuli8945 No true scottsman fallacy

    • @salem1569
      @salem1569 2 ปีที่แล้ว +881

      for real like, if they had actually felt opression they wouldn't want it. its hard to explain how angry this makes me.

    • @blueripper1558
      @blueripper1558 2 ปีที่แล้ว +394

      Weren't they historically well know for being the most oppressive much like a dictator

  • @RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH8
    @RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH8 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    i feel like gen x complain about how gen z are so 'woke' yet they are the ones getting mad about the fact alot more people are going athiest, its not a big deal, christianity is not becoming illegal, maybe we should focus on the face that gay people ARE becoming illegal

    • @hinachan70
      @hinachan70 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      I see it as, they're either scaring people away from Christianity (the gen X and baby boomers) or not giving compelling enough reasons to stay in or join it. Why believe in faith if you can't even convince me that you yourself are a good person? If this makes any sense..it sounded better in my head. Anyways, I've said to someone before that suddenly coming up and telling a person that they're sinning and will go to hell usually would want to make someone go athiest or agnostic.

  • @memelordrick6649
    @memelordrick6649 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    Okay, okay, hear me out. That guy just was there, a black screen appeared, and then he disappeared. You know who else does that? SANS UNDERT-

  • @steynravenshorst3463
    @steynravenshorst3463 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7821

    Imagine as a punishment someone just say: “That’s it, you’re going in the Piss Pool”

    • @roxirock5455
      @roxirock5455 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      I'm gonna start doing that

    • @12dakis
      @12dakis 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Sounds like Dwight’s hand desanitizing station

    • @KingOfGaymes
      @KingOfGaymes 2 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Sadly some people wouldn’t see it as punishment

    • @michellemeeusen4098
      @michellemeeusen4098 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Just started the video, wildly curious what this is about

    • @localleandealer3425
      @localleandealer3425 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      did you mean: dashcon, Jul 11, 2014 - Jul 13, 2014

  • @tonystarksanxieties
    @tonystarksanxieties 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4537

    Out here making a movie about fictional christian persecution while grooming a minor. Gotta love the priorities.

    • @fetchmetheboltcutters
      @fetchmetheboltcutters 2 ปีที่แล้ว +268

      I almost had a panic attack cause I thought u ment Kurtis was grooming a minor and I got scared and looked up “Kurtis conner grooming accusations” and all that came up was facial hair stuff then I realized I miss read your comment 😭

    • @sashiloo
      @sashiloo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +137

      @@fetchmetheboltcutters Bro 💀💀💀 that’s so funny ngl

    • @tonystarksanxieties
      @tonystarksanxieties 2 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      @@fetchmetheboltcutters oh nooo 😂🙈

    • @ru7931
      @ru7931 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Im pretty sure that his actions are legal as long as they didnt start dating before tha age of 16

    • @tonystarksanxieties
      @tonystarksanxieties 2 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      @@ru7931 just because it's legal, doesn't make it right :)

  • @naomiweiss122
    @naomiweiss122 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    As a Christian, I found this hilarious and this movie is so cringe like wtf

  • @pia9158
    @pia9158 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

    I just fucking dove right into the rabbit hole and first of all, his child bride is roughly the same age as me, we’re both German and Christian, so seeing her Insta page shocked me, cause we share a lot of experiences. Seeing her as a teen, I see me. I also almost got fucking groomed in the church. But also they were traveling in the summer of 2020. They didn’t even face most of the restrictions that most Westeners faced. Also, this is just an assumption but they seem pretty well off to me, making this all even more INSANE.

  • @kaysstutz542
    @kaysstutz542 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24498

    "The bride and groomer" Literally made me laugh way too hard, that was just *chef's kiss*

    • @bikinibottom7943
      @bikinibottom7943 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      What minute? I missed that

    • @tunafish8281
      @tunafish8281 2 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      @@bikinibottom7943 8:13

    • @SimonVanliew26
      @SimonVanliew26 2 ปีที่แล้ว +422

      Groomer? I hardly know her!

    • @SugarBunny_
      @SugarBunny_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @@SimonVanliew26 crying

    • @patriciaa4451
      @patriciaa4451 2 ปีที่แล้ว +124

      It sounds like the title of an R. Kelly biopic.

  • @mariatomlinson3341
    @mariatomlinson3341 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10010

    as a christian i’ve never understood why other christian’s think Christianity is going to become illegal or turn into anything like this.

    • @sarahkey9578
      @sarahkey9578 2 ปีที่แล้ว +150

      Well it’s not really the unfounded historically, and Jesus does mention that we must be ready

    • @butternutsauce
      @butternutsauce 2 ปีที่แล้ว +807

      I think it’s just because Christianity has not become everyone’s religion yet, I mean why isn’t everyone Christian yet? Must be because the Illuminati is systematically destroying it, right?

    • @born_to_be_bored2617
      @born_to_be_bored2617 2 ปีที่แล้ว +756

      @@butternutsauce indeed, this sounds very logical I think you’ve crack the code 👍

    • @akashkhan4655
      @akashkhan4655 2 ปีที่แล้ว +501

      they miss the power n authority they had

    • @uzytkownik15
      @uzytkownik15 2 ปีที่แล้ว +873

      Victim syndrome, some people want to elevate themselves and be a sacrifice (like Jesus), but they can't in real world so they make up shit

  • @tacos4078
    @tacos4078 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    Religions are not needed anymore.. people know how to be good..we dont need to fear a sky daddy to be a good person.. people are just nuts..

  • @KieshyCodes
    @KieshyCodes 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    9:40
    trained first aid responder here! we do this to make sure they continue resonding!

  • @thesilenceoftheclams1730
    @thesilenceoftheclams1730 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16678

    as a christian, i find this movie extremely informative and accurate. every day for me is a struggle; i wake up and have to follow the trail of live fish nailed to trees to find my fellow christians. we spend our time in empty rooms with nothing but veggie tales dvds and acoustic guitars (we only have two because guitars have six strings and if we had three sets of six strings it would be 666 and then satan himself would enter our bloodstream directly). we don’t take sips of wine during communion, we take turns drinking each other’s blood from shot glasses to survive. it’s what jesus would have wanted

    • @fozziebean
      @fozziebean 2 ปีที่แล้ว +193

      Bahahaha

    • @beautyinthebook888
      @beautyinthebook888 2 ปีที่แล้ว +475

      Seriously underrated comment

    • @SB-my8fi
      @SB-my8fi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +126

      RoFL! Commentary gold. Great internet etiquette. 😆 🤣 😆 🤣

    • @wlehglowdiehburnett3845
      @wlehglowdiehburnett3845 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      I can't! lol

    • @-waqsa
      @-waqsa 2 ปีที่แล้ว +155

      this made me actively snort out of my nose, thank you.

  • @AVspectre
    @AVspectre 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6508

    I like that the movie is supposed to take place in a world of communism but they chose to use red spreading around the world to depict Christianity spreading.

    • @mystery1317
      @mystery1317 2 ปีที่แล้ว +179

      I was literally about to comment this exact thing because it was hilarious 😂

    • @jamaaldagreatest2748
      @jamaaldagreatest2748 2 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      So glad I wasn't tripping 😂

    • @djjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj
      @djjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      A spectre is haunting europe

    • @starlessfae
      @starlessfae 2 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      @@djjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj the spectre of communism

    • @starblaiz1986
      @starblaiz1986 2 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      You seem to forget - Christians have an immunity to irony XD

  • @BoserPSN
    @BoserPSN 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    I low key wanna apologize on behalf of all Germans

  • @Blehhhhb
    @Blehhhhb 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    That guy playing the main character does not help those pastor stereotypes 😭

  • @CiaraGan
    @CiaraGan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2568

    “take that, pregnant government lady”

    • @carnivl1903
      @carnivl1903 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      i was rolling when i heard that LMAO

    • @GhostW1thTheMost
      @GhostW1thTheMost 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He said "Employee", not "lady".

    • @embersremembers
      @embersremembers 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      omg ciara :O

  • @rosalierowan
    @rosalierowan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4060

    The “Covid-18…finally” joke was so freaking clever I can’t

    • @haydenh3015
      @haydenh3015 2 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      I sat here for a good 45 seconds with the video paused trying to figure it out before I finally got it

    • @hiasyed7610
      @hiasyed7610 2 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      @BerryBits the movie guy's wife was 18 when he married her

    • @noamartinez2478
      @noamartinez2478 2 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      @BerryBits he started the caption with “finally 18 🤩” and he was like “covid-18…finally!”

    • @gustavoclarindo101
      @gustavoclarindo101 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I didn't get that until the last 18 joke at the end of the video🤣🤣

    • @JustineAshton
      @JustineAshton 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I read this before he said it and was like “wait how is that funny?…” but in context it’s incredible lmao

  • @heckrum
    @heckrum 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    one more year guys!!!