The CRINGIEST Incel Rapper (w/ Danny Gonzalez)

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  • @RyanBeard
    @RyanBeard  3 ปีที่แล้ว +4546

    Grab AtlasVPN's early Black Friday deal for 86% OFF + 3 extra free months! atlasv.pn/MrBeard

    • @hiba_stxr
      @hiba_stxr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      a

    • @TheUntalentedGay
      @TheUntalentedGay 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Bro how are you out here showing images of literal shit and still getting sponsored. 😭

    • @ErinLastNameRedacted
      @ErinLastNameRedacted 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      If I’m not mistaken, Danny’s an ExpressVPN guy… Awkward.

    • @davemonster2
      @davemonster2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      2:33 maybe not this guy but have you not heard about the girl who got knocked about to a NBA player and left him so she could claim his bag. She bragged about on Instagram

    • @garyjr.488
      @garyjr.488 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      i cant believe "drinking horse semen" is part of the sponsor

  • @clairelehman9925
    @clairelehman9925 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22867

    I like that he consistently rhymes “shit” and “shit”. Poetic.

    • @snooganslestat2030
      @snooganslestat2030 3 ปีที่แล้ว +401

      The skill!

    • @TrentonF505
      @TrentonF505 3 ปีที่แล้ว +468

      He’s truly a spiritual miracle individual

    • @leifhelland6313
      @leifhelland6313 3 ปีที่แล้ว +161

      @@TrentonF505 I'm a lyrical miracle!!!

    • @droomzy
      @droomzy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +268

      rappers do this all the time but they also at least don't do it every single video, which he does. also other rappers are good, whereas he is not.

    • @hiinsanity
      @hiinsanity 3 ปีที่แล้ว +127

      @@droomzy love your analysis, couldn’t said it any better. Deeply moved!

  • @TheOctavian316
    @TheOctavian316 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21670

    His aesthetic is greasy 1950s bully. He's a Stephen King villain. He just needs a switchblade, and 2 goons.

    • @Lilly-ve8ze
      @Lilly-ve8ze 3 ปีที่แล้ว +725

      He would beat up the stand by me kids

    • @cherryvoid5238
      @cherryvoid5238 3 ปีที่แล้ว +175

      Oh this is perfect 😂🤣

    • @riley_budde
      @riley_budde 3 ปีที่แล้ว +764

      I would argue that he’s one of the goons.

    • @jasongracedefenseattorney
      @jasongracedefenseattorney 3 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      aww nice octavian. . . has quintilius varus given you back your legions yet?

    • @kiralonely
      @kiralonely 3 ปีที่แล้ว +425

      @@riley_budde Definitely. He's the least like 3d personality goon. Like the most stereotypical jackass weirdo goon. There's always that dynamic, like the least cool of the group. Like the Heathers.

  • @endmite
    @endmite 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7750

    "women are emotional" *is visibly angry which is an emotion*

    • @akashkhan4655
      @akashkhan4655 3 ปีที่แล้ว +423

      men's anger doesnt count as an emotion😤

    • @endmite
      @endmite 3 ปีที่แล้ว +722

      @@akashkhan4655 so true, when woman angry they on period, when men angry they strong and manly

    • @explojinn
      @explojinn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +403

      @@endmite Very stronk very manly 😡👿👹🥶

    • @-myharlequinnsapphicarch-
      @-myharlequinnsapphicarch- 3 ปีที่แล้ว +208

      @@explojinn 💪👺🤜 STRONK

    • @bloomph
      @bloomph 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      help the sewer rats r gonna tickle my pickle

  • @mandeanraje2300
    @mandeanraje2300 ปีที่แล้ว +4985

    Oh I knew the racism was coming out at some point lmao. You can’t have misogyny and homophobia and not have racism all up in there. Gotta love incels.

    • @Eros-9-7-22
      @Eros-9-7-22 ปีที่แล้ว +602

      It’s like incel bingo 💀

    • @Mousemellow14
      @Mousemellow14 ปีที่แล้ว +400

      gotta catchem all 💀

    • @Echo_8054
      @Echo_8054 ปีที่แล้ว +302

      Man's collecting hate crimes like infinity stones

    • @xctyl
      @xctyl ปีที่แล้ว +34

      NAAW LMAO

    • @karitasphoto9078
      @karitasphoto9078 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +110

      the unholy trinity

  • @ollow_is_sad5373
    @ollow_is_sad5373 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15966

    "Women are the reason men are gay"
    Actually, men are the reason but ok.

    • @AlexiaSmith96
      @AlexiaSmith96 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1204

      That’s probably a better rhyme than he’ll ever rap.

    • @interestedbee5389
      @interestedbee5389 3 ปีที่แล้ว +543

      this reads like dr seuss i love it

    • @aaronlandry3934
      @aaronlandry3934 3 ปีที่แล้ว +355

      As a Bi guy, I can confirm this

    • @CurlyFries120
      @CurlyFries120 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      LOL 😂 nice 👍

    • @ashikjaman1940
      @ashikjaman1940 3 ปีที่แล้ว +338

      I have no idea why but my brain wouldn't process how gay and ok rhymed for like a solid minute

  • @dianeschmidt17
    @dianeschmidt17 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8851

    When he can’t think of a rhyme he just ends the line with “shit” or “fuck” 😂

    • @elleembee6335
      @elleembee6335 3 ปีที่แล้ว +343

      Or "bitch"

    • @donttellthefbiimhere9426
      @donttellthefbiimhere9426 3 ปีที่แล้ว +297

      @@elleembee6335 Or “guy”

    • @elleembee6335
      @elleembee6335 3 ปีที่แล้ว +201

      @@donttellthefbiimhere9426 I'm just glad the racial slur wasn't a regular in these.

    • @yeszoplusfriends
      @yeszoplusfriends 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      He truely is the second coming of Eminem.

    • @ratstanduser
      @ratstanduser 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Revolutionary rhyming if you ask me.

  • @katiemackcomments
    @katiemackcomments 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9936

    Gotta love how he rhymes 'shit' with 'shit' and 'guy' with 'guy', he's a real mastermind

    • @emmaselle2461
      @emmaselle2461 3 ปีที่แล้ว +516

      dont forget his best one, "bitch" with "bitch"! he's a pioneer of the form

    • @youaresobeautiful.igotjung528
      @youaresobeautiful.igotjung528 3 ปีที่แล้ว +152

      Bro he is so smart i can’t 🤧👏🙌😫

    • @dr.bobhumfree1371
      @dr.bobhumfree1371 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Chill incel

    • @Em_already_exists
      @Em_already_exists 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      He also got his tiktok accout banned

    • @ane3sha
      @ane3sha 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      rap prodigy

  • @SeanMania213
    @SeanMania213 ปีที่แล้ว +1949

    The fact that I’m still bisexual after watching this is proof sexual preference is unfortunately not a choice

    • @evangonzalez7732
      @evangonzalez7732 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      I was attracted to him, his body was kinda nice.
      Then he spoke-

    • @Bananasplitsssz
      @Bananasplitsssz 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      This video made me evolve into a lesbian.

    • @upsidedownpyramid7617
      @upsidedownpyramid7617 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +46

      Unfortunately so, dude is trying to make me into a lesbian..and I’m a man

    • @SingeingVisionOfTheFirmament
      @SingeingVisionOfTheFirmament 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      I'm just so traumatized by this man that I'm asexual.

    • @SingeingVisionOfTheFirmament
      @SingeingVisionOfTheFirmament 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      @@evangonzalez7732 You didn't notice the edgy purple effect?

  • @Starfinss
    @Starfinss 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20598

    Rotting Ron Weasley is one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard.

    • @s_spiritstar
      @s_spiritstar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      Except he isn’t even rotten he’s worse

    • @Sabrina-ts4lz
      @Sabrina-ts4lz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +162

      He reminds me more of Peter Pettigrew

    • @aaronlandry3934
      @aaronlandry3934 3 ปีที่แล้ว +279

      @@Sabrina-ts4lz He’s like the missing link between Ron Weasley and Peter Pettigrew

    • @meridzs
      @meridzs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      @@aaronlandry3934 the ron weasley to peter pettigrew pipeline

    • @aaronlandry3934
      @aaronlandry3934 3 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      @@meridzs A sewer pipeline maybe

  • @minebr100
    @minebr100 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4293

    imagine the nerve it takes to send a sponsored video back to the company for approval and THE FIRST SENTENCE in your ad is "Now i know that drinking horse semen might make you feel strong and protected"

    • @RyanBeard
      @RyanBeard  3 ปีที่แล้ว +1487

      This is exactly what happened

    • @missbraindamage
      @missbraindamage 3 ปีที่แล้ว +152

      @@RyanBeard Huge balls

    • @alxndra1772
      @alxndra1772 3 ปีที่แล้ว +213

      @@RyanBeard wait, did you give them any context to that line, or did they have no idea and think it was normal??

    • @CurlyFries120
      @CurlyFries120 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      🤮

    • @bailoutexists
      @bailoutexists 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      ​@@missbraindamage bet he's got a lot of emotion in em

  • @Goldlucky13
    @Goldlucky13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15886

    does this really count as rap? is this not misogynistic slam poetry?

    • @kugelblitzingularity304
      @kugelblitzingularity304 3 ปีที่แล้ว +564

      Nahhh, can't you hear, my man flows as well as semen

    • @mikew3194
      @mikew3194 3 ปีที่แล้ว +329

      For what it's worth- this is my favorite comment.

    • @pissapocalypse
      @pissapocalypse 3 ปีที่แล้ว +893

      When he rhymed "shit" with "shit" I thought, damn, he's so talented. You can feel the creativity and the raw emotions flowing through his clever wordplay. The talent. The skill. The audacity of this slick greasy boy. He's so far above us that our feeble minds cannot comprehend his genius but we can still try, and what we can understand is pure bliss to our ears. It's beautiful. Every sentence is magic. I feel euphoria beyond imagination when I hear his angelic voice. Absolutely phenomenal.

    • @nomoretwitterhandles
      @nomoretwitterhandles 3 ปีที่แล้ว +161

      If Eminem can pass off misogyny and homophobia as "rap", so can this guy, lol.

    • @mamaluigi1438
      @mamaluigi1438 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@nomoretwitterhandles Isn't he gay? Didn't he say it on a show? And he's not a misogynist

  • @heuixis
    @heuixis ปีที่แล้ว +1303

    I dated a guy like this. After I kicked him out for not contributing, he sent me death threats. Then he went and had a shrekshual relationship with a 14 yo. Shit like this is weird.

    • @funnatopia704
      @funnatopia704 ปีที่แล้ว +270

      Sounds like he learned from his time with you that grown women weren't as easily manipulatable as underaged girls.

    • @Kuneho_Archives
      @Kuneho_Archives 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +29

      ​@@funnatopia704 OH HEW NAHHH

    • @BoxOfToasters
      @BoxOfToasters 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +51

      Sounds like you missed a bullet there.

    • @Bananasplitsssz
      @Bananasplitsssz 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +72

      @@BoxOfToastersmore like a tactical nuke

    • @TheLuminousGuyFr
      @TheLuminousGuyFr 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Not trying to be a dick but. SHREKSHUAL? Can someone please tell me what that means???

  • @badumbum71
    @badumbum71 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5046

    As a gay man I can confirm the reason I'm gay is not because of women, but because of men

    • @fififofum168
      @fififofum168 3 ปีที่แล้ว +440

      As a lesbian woman I can also confirm that the reason I’m a lesbian is not because of women, but because of men

    • @rx500android
      @rx500android 3 ปีที่แล้ว +364

      @@fififofum168 As a Lesbian I can say that I'm definitely a lesbian because of women😔 women are pretty❤❤❤❤

    • @badumbum71
      @badumbum71 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      @@fififofum168 that is 100% fair sjdjdjd

    • @fififofum168
      @fififofum168 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@rx500android oh 100%

    • @AirLight1646
      @AirLight1646 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      No you’re lying, this guy is the only correct person in the world

  • @Onigiriedits
    @Onigiriedits 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10208

    The grease is a defense mechanism. He’s so slippery that no woman can catch him!! 🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️

    • @sorryifoldcomment8596
      @sorryifoldcomment8596 3 ปีที่แล้ว +197

      Shit this made me laugh. 🤣

    • @s_spiritstar
      @s_spiritstar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +273

      I hope no one catches him. For their sake

    • @gvtterslag
      @gvtterslag 3 ปีที่แล้ว +133

      He makes me want to go take a shower even though I took one only a few hours ago. ick 😖

    • @crystaleunoia3974
      @crystaleunoia3974 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      He's gotta be slippery or the women might steal his semen. 😌

    • @CurlyFries120
      @CurlyFries120 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮

  • @deckofcards
    @deckofcards 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15779

    The fact that half his rhymes are with crutch words like "fuck" and "shit", and the other half are rhyming a word with itself, is actually going to give me a migraine

    • @raydelp1136
      @raydelp1136 3 ปีที่แล้ว +241

      It's already hurting my brain

    • @ramonaallen3550
      @ramonaallen3550 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      I already have one😏😩

    • @unbelievablegoblin
      @unbelievablegoblin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +320

      what do you mean shit
      that this isnt how you write rap shit?
      I think youre just jealous of his skills shit

    • @legrandliseurtri7495
      @legrandliseurtri7495 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @@unbelievablegoblin I may not know a lot about raps, but I'm fairly sure the '''shit'' are less common and are timed better.

    • @legrandliseurtri7495
      @legrandliseurtri7495 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      @Dior Linn Oh yeah you're right.

  • @mrjones2721
    @mrjones2721 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +260

    “If you were me, you would be dead”/“All the other versions of me are dead” is supposed to mean “My life is so tough that I’m the only version of me hardcore enough to survive.” What I hear is “I make decisions so bad that every other version of me is dead, and I don’t have much time left either.”
    Meanwhile homeboy looks 15 and lives in… a motel? Is that a motel? Or just a room in his parents’ nice suburban house?

  • @josiea.3855
    @josiea.3855 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4517

    I think men like him forget that anger is, in fact, an emotion

    • @eesr
      @eesr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      fr

    • @darknesswave100
      @darknesswave100 3 ปีที่แล้ว +163

      Just looking at the guy you can tell he forgets a lot of stuff. Like showering and not looking like he has 60 bodies in his basement all of which are women that rejected him

    • @neptunegirl3015
      @neptunegirl3015 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It should be locked so the dudes can't read it. Keep telling him its not women gave you life.
      No matter how many times I tell these girls hide your birth control from them don't take any chances even at 2% fertility.
      We might not be "doctors" per say but there sperm count's have measurements too not just her fertility.
      They should have a special type of "birth control too and recall there condoms. Make there's 39.99 or 49.99 too.

    • @mattrose99
      @mattrose99 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Oh but its fine cuz its females fault we get angry /sarcasm (changed /s to /sarcasm to prevent confusion)

    • @akiraeatsguitarpicks491
      @akiraeatsguitarpicks491 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Technically not an emotion but still

  • @MadeleineSwannSurreal
    @MadeleineSwannSurreal 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6243

    He's proof that lots of women actually don't like douchebags haha

    • @anenemystand5582
      @anenemystand5582 3 ปีที่แล้ว +281

      I mean there's douchebags and then there is a legitimate threat to your safety and maybe a little crossover in the middle. But this guy is firmly planted in the latter.

    • @MadeleineSwannSurreal
      @MadeleineSwannSurreal 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@anenemystand5582 for sure, I've been there myself

    • @xXChaoticRavenXx
      @xXChaoticRavenXx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      It helps when the douchebag is attractive, which he is not lol

    • @gm6393
      @gm6393 3 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      @@xXChaoticRavenXx I feel like that's a bit of a stereotype anyway. Even though there definitely are some people like that, it's not only women. In general I think alot of people just want to win someone over to prove themselves

    • @jesuskillmyopps
      @jesuskillmyopps 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@xXChaoticRavenXx u can be a douche of any gender n if ur attractive most ppl wont care lolll

  • @crisptomato9495
    @crisptomato9495 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5014

    “Emotion is stored in the balls”
    -Aristotle, 356 BC

    • @firstnamelastname6016
      @firstnamelastname6016 3 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      “‘Emotion is stored in the balls’
      -Aristotle”
      -Sun Tzu

    • @crystaleunoia3974
      @crystaleunoia3974 3 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      "Women steal a man's emotions through his balls."

    • @CurlyFries120
      @CurlyFries120 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Amazing

    • @nerd888
      @nerd888 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@crystaleunoia3974 I'm gonna teach my kids this one day

    • @KaisTestKitchen1
      @KaisTestKitchen1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      "Emotion is stored in the balls”
      Michael Scott

  • @manwhoismissingtwotoenails4811
    @manwhoismissingtwotoenails4811 ปีที่แล้ว +380

    As a gay man I can confirm that he definitely doesn't help me stay that way.

    • @iceteal3mon108
      @iceteal3mon108 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      *First documented case of a gay person turning straight and not the other way around*

    • @boyonline1
      @boyonline1 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@iceteal3mon108incels can turn anyone straight

    • @BoxOfToasters
      @BoxOfToasters 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Hope you can find your two missing toenails!

    • @BubbleGummiii
      @BubbleGummiii 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Did your toenails grow back yet?

    • @Imjustkendall
      @Imjustkendall 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Sorry I stole ur toenails I was just having cravings

  • @notoriousnite
    @notoriousnite 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8447

    “Rotting ron Weasley” and “greased sewer look” had me fuckin bawling

    • @plurbehgubgub
      @plurbehgubgub 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      Ron with the Draco haircut lmao

    • @twinny_mi
      @twinny_mi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Balling ⛹️

    • @momo-gl1zm
      @momo-gl1zm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      He will never be ballin' [Balling.]

    • @nullskey8370
      @nullskey8370 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      i was offended as a greasy sewer person, like sure i may be a wet rat but we respect women and poetry down here, when we're avoiding drowning and stuff

    • @wintersdrama
      @wintersdrama 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      GHRASED SEWERE LOOK LMAO GaAGHEA

  • @daniellaalouf
    @daniellaalouf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11108

    His hair looks wet because his palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy, there's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti.

    • @ThePoetTree
      @ThePoetTree 3 ปีที่แล้ว +464

      He really isn’t even good enough to be mentioned in the same breath as Eminem, but I appreciate the solidity of the joke. 😂😂

    • @annacook1222
      @annacook1222 3 ปีที่แล้ว +401

      he’s nervous but on the surface he looks calm and ready

    • @AYVYN
      @AYVYN 3 ปีที่แล้ว +203

      His chicken tendies are fried and bready. Put em’ in her oven, hot damn they’re ready. Got her squirting honey musty, nice and steady.

    • @nanners2542
      @nanners2542 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      oml this is gold

    • @jaxenlol6939
      @jaxenlol6939 3 ปีที่แล้ว +140

      @@annacook1222 to drop bars but he keeps on forgetting what he wrote down

  • @CassTeaElle
    @CassTeaElle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14390

    Sexism aside, I think the most annoying part of this guy's raps is that he just tosses a swear word in there so he can say the same swear word in the next line and call it a rhyme.

    • @fishy492
      @fishy492 3 ปีที่แล้ว +380

      Damn after you said that, I realized that he does that.

    • @fishy492
      @fishy492 3 ปีที่แล้ว +724

      @@JahzelSamuels Wouldn't be surprised if this guy thought "My cat took a shit, I stepped in the shit, I said 'what the shit!' this cat took a shit" was good lyric writing

    • @MYLAR.
      @MYLAR. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      barista at Starbucks is a BITCH
      haven’t showered and my balls ITCH

    • @kemma_
      @kemma_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@MYLAR. got caught, mf a SNITCH

    • @user-182hsj
      @user-182hsj 2 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      @@fishy492 im dying at this

  • @unauthorized-thing
    @unauthorized-thing 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +31

    Coming back to this 2 years later and the dude is STILL making these. The highest amount of views on a video he's gotten this year is 1,815 and they're all just from people who got them on their fyp, his most recent one from 5 days ago has only people shitting on him. It's honestly really sad

    • @jazzymouse3006
      @jazzymouse3006 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Thank you for the update

  • @ellielovegood6307
    @ellielovegood6307 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6654

    Him: all girls want Is to be with douchebags
    Also him: *idolizes the joker whose literally abusive towards Harley*

    • @eskimokrystal
      @eskimokrystal 3 ปีที่แล้ว +725

      The Joker: abuses a woman into Stockholm syndrome.
      Incels: I want that kind of love!
      .... it's almost ironically honest.

    • @Charlie_Azrael
      @Charlie_Azrael 3 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      Hello, my name is Charlie. I'd like to make an introduction. I created this account so I could get into the character of the Joker since I'm an aspiring thespian and my lifelong dream has been to play the character. He's my favorite villain and I feel like I could bring something great to the role. That being said, people like this guy make my life more difficult since when people see my pfp and username, they assume that I'm one of these people. I remember when CNN was pushing stories that the Todd Phillips, Martin Scorsese, and Joaquin Phoenix "Joker" film would spurr Incel violence. I still believe those claims were much to about nothing, but the actions of this imbecile and others like him legitimize those claims.

    • @BestBetterBestest
      @BestBetterBestest 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Like, that's Harley's whole character arc lmao

    • @fardifaalam605
      @fardifaalam605 3 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      @@BestBetterBestest I'm sure Harley Quinn has more stories and arcs outside of dating the Joker!

    • @BestBetterBestest
      @BestBetterBestest 3 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      @@Charlie_Azrael You keep being you, funny actor man! Just remember not to BECOME the joker and things should work out good. Can't wait to see ya on the big screen someday!

  • @awendwyer8126
    @awendwyer8126 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3150

    This man just learnt what a swear word is and he is obsessed

    • @tinathecat
      @tinathecat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      your pfp looks gorgeous!

    • @awendwyer8126
      @awendwyer8126 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@tinathecat thank you :)

    • @rightinthecrack
      @rightinthecrack 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I really thought you were Mary-Jane from Spider-Man. You win at life.

    • @awendwyer8126
      @awendwyer8126 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@rightinthecrack omg thank you

    • @awendwyer8126
      @awendwyer8126 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@LivTheSlayer thank you :)

  • @junew8133
    @junew8133 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3158

    He adds "shit" to the end of all his sentences like an animal crossing character

    • @Psithurisprout
      @Psithurisprout 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      UNDERRATED COMMENT OMG

    • @ghostyp4wz..
      @ghostyp4wz.. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      HELPP

    • @peachy_lili
      @peachy_lili 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      you slay me, June

    • @Global00Vintage
      @Global00Vintage 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lol!! 😅

    • @DanaTheInsane
      @DanaTheInsane 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      His island representative really needs to give him a new catchphrase.

  • @HydroTurtle
    @HydroTurtle ปีที่แล้ว +389

    This isn’t Eminem this is skittle

    • @brendanleuthner4851
      @brendanleuthner4851 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Underrated comment 😂

    • @talyn_dr33murr999
      @talyn_dr33murr999 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Omfg this is too good... 😭

    • @Boopatroop445
      @Boopatroop445 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      Can't believe instead of getting the next Eminem, we got the last Mike&Ike

    • @janb92
      @janb92 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      That’s an insult to skittles. Women actually like those

    • @brídeann
      @brídeann 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      yet he makes fun of skittles… 😔 /j

  • @ronvernicamarie6050
    @ronvernicamarie6050 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4794

    As a woman, I’ve literally never wondered why there are “so many” gay men. 😂

    • @allisonavery7273
      @allisonavery7273 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      I’m the 69th like, nice lmao

    • @Dajopa-is-here
      @Dajopa-is-here 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@allisonavery7273 I'm the 96th like, nice lmao

    • @Nobody-hc2bo
      @Nobody-hc2bo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@allisonavery7273 nice

    • @rifalpakekf
      @rifalpakekf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Nobody-hc2bo nice

    • @carmenmercedes9903
      @carmenmercedes9903 3 ปีที่แล้ว +159

      i've wondered why there's so many TAKEN men, but never gay

  • @nerea4327
    @nerea4327 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7821

    Mr Beard and Danny's verses were better than anything that guy said lmao.

    • @monoxerotis
      @monoxerotis 3 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      The intro to the vid was better than anything that guy said 😂

    • @noneofyabusiness9372
      @noneofyabusiness9372 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Honestly it's a low bar but ofc lol

    • @ms42662
      @ms42662 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      without even trying😂

    • @kingjammm3500
      @kingjammm3500 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Duh

    • @shaunbarrie2263
      @shaunbarrie2263 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      The bit with the creaming demon tho

  • @Pinely
    @Pinely 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8721

    I miss the old Eminem :(

    • @hiba_stxr
      @hiba_stxr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      a

    • @anis9627
      @anis9627 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Eminem have gone down hill😞⚰️

    • @festeringcum4808
      @festeringcum4808 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Well now we have new Eminem

    • @wazzer912
      @wazzer912 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      RAP GOD

    • @TrentonF505
      @TrentonF505 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Divorcin Harrison Ford in a Porsche. You using way too many napkins. Bapkins.

  • @Wixxteria
    @Wixxteria ปีที่แล้ว +60

    18:05 I love how he moves his neck around like a bird. really adds to the whole thing

  • @sophitiaofhyrule
    @sophitiaofhyrule 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8361

    Guys like these are terrifying. The kind of guy that could literally murder me if I told him no.

    • @jmo82592
      @jmo82592 3 ปีที่แล้ว +526

      I don't support the guy but he literally is trying to keep you away from his semen. So i think you are safe lmao

    • @Bagofnowt
      @Bagofnowt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +182

      The guy couldn't murder a wounded mouse with two bricks

    • @MonkeGeorge
      @MonkeGeorge 3 ปีที่แล้ว +548

      @@Bagofnowt Moot point. No one is saying this guy is some trained killer, all it takes is one night where he goes too far and does something vile.

    • @totesmcgoats435
      @totesmcgoats435 3 ปีที่แล้ว +226

      I just recently realized how fortunate I was that I wasn't a great beauty growing up and still am relatively average. Also that I'm not really petite so I guarantee that's kept me from being a target for attackers. These types of guys are the ones you end up seeing in true crime videos. Like, "we all should have seen something like this coming...there were warning signs."

    • @wholelottawhale4103
      @wholelottawhale4103 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@MonkeGeorge agree

  • @garuspiks
    @garuspiks 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14352

    as a gay man, women arent the reason i am gay
    however if men keep being like this guy i *will* become straight

    • @kiralonely
      @kiralonely 3 ปีที่แล้ว +299

      Oof same.

    • @lolanaenamilo2395
      @lolanaenamilo2395 3 ปีที่แล้ว +430

      Come to the dark side, we have cookies and vaginas!

    • @Nana.fernana
      @Nana.fernana 3 ปีที่แล้ว +870

      I understand the struggle, being attracted to man is getting harder every day

    • @myapplesrrotten
      @myapplesrrotten 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      women could be the reason you’re gay, you say no women, therefore men

    • @Luci_lanterne836
      @Luci_lanterne836 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Lmaooo

  • @luisakonig8109
    @luisakonig8109 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1338

    when he ends lines with "fuck" or "shit" he sounds like a kid who just learned some curse words but doesn't know how to use them.

    • @bloomph
      @bloomph 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO THOUGHT THIS???? THANK YOU

    • @christietrainsdogs
      @christietrainsdogs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I had the same thought 🤣🤣

  • @LittleCuteNekogirl
    @LittleCuteNekogirl ปีที่แล้ว +147

    About the men being too nice thing: The reason many women dislike it, is because it seems dishonest or obsessive.
    Either you're doing and saying a bunch of over the top things to manipulate us into feeling like we owe you, or your obsessed because you project a weird perfect ideal onto a real person and pretend we're that ideal woman you created in your head.
    One is just trashy, the other one is really unhealthy, which makes it a giant red flag.

    • @yougetwhatyoufuckingdeseRVE77
      @yougetwhatyoufuckingdeseRVE77 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      So here is the thing women don't like nice guys they see as boring and non attractive and yes stop pretending like this ain't the turth women always fall for the cheater and bad ones all the times they view them as attractive their skills and their body counts women view them as attractive and always goes out with them while they never look at guys who are nice that's why it does feel bad what is wrong with being nice why it doesn't get you anywhere while it is a good thing to be while onky being bad is being held high like this

    • @LittleCuteNekogirl
      @LittleCuteNekogirl ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@yougetwhatyoufuckingdeseRVE77 what your lot has a problem understand is, that being nice is the baseline. If all there is to say about you, is that you're nice you can't expect anyone to think that you're interesting.

    • @chipbutty3645
      @chipbutty3645 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ⁠@@yougetwhatyoufuckingdeseRVE77so here’s the thing, women aren’t 1 big conglomerate, different women are attracted to different things. Also don’t act like us men never cheat. I don’t know u but for ur own mental health get out the echo chambers ur in, not good for one’s psyche

    • @casual_speedrunner1482
      @casual_speedrunner1482 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@yougetwhatyoufuckingdeseRVE77
      You've been ranting and raving about being an incel in other comments. Now I see why nobody wants to touch you.

    • @pussydestroyer69285
      @pussydestroyer69285 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@yougetwhatyoufuckingdeseRVE77shut up weirdo

  • @sewerrat8096
    @sewerrat8096 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1799

    its always the angriest, saltiest, bias-ridden men who go on about women being too emotional and men being logical rational debate kings

    • @Paula-zt9ol
      @Paula-zt9ol 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Yesss tell em 😂🤣👏🏻

    • @SN-vn6wb
      @SN-vn6wb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      YES

    • @yeemo_hipster1237
      @yeemo_hipster1237 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      modern day Rousseau

    • @mop5165
      @mop5165 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Some people don’t seem to realize that anger is also an emotion

    • @supraguy4694
      @supraguy4694 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ikea monke

  • @ShazySoft
    @ShazySoft 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9388

    God, it's so hot when unbelievably entitled men complain about not receiving their birthright of 3 tradvirgin waifus.

    • @fart63
      @fart63 2 ปีที่แล้ว +220

      Wtf is a tradvirgin waifu 💀💀

    • @user-gn4pk1qd2l
      @user-gn4pk1qd2l 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@fart63 "Trad" is this trend of reviving "traditional values" that's really just thinly veiled misogyny. It's wholly based in women being under a man's direction and control because he knows best in all situations. They have strong opinions about what makes women valuable and they use all kinds of philosophical nonsense to justify wanting to control women. They prefer virgins because virgins are 'pure' even though they themselves tend to be heavily into multiple sexual partners

    • @user-gn4pk1qd2l
      @user-gn4pk1qd2l 2 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      @@fart63 'waifu' is just a female love connection

    • @takamikeigo7985
      @takamikeigo7985 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@fart63 Trad means traditional, virgin is self-explanatory lol. Incels are obsessed with women who are "trads" and virgins for some reason.

    • @landonkam6727
      @landonkam6727 2 ปีที่แล้ว +126

      I agree, nothing gets me going quite like that

  • @Die_Like_Movie_Stars
    @Die_Like_Movie_Stars 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7014

    It’s fun to imagine that he will find a girlfriend but they only communicate by rapping. And when they break up they would just be having a rap battle

    • @nyom4297
      @nyom4297 3 ปีที่แล้ว +516

      the rap consists of just the words "women women shit fuck shit"

    • @butasimpleidiotwizard
      @butasimpleidiotwizard 3 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      I appreciate the irony of naming urself jesus christ and choosing that as ur profile pic sjdhfhd

    • @Die_Like_Movie_Stars
      @Die_Like_Movie_Stars 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@butasimpleidiotwizard lmaoooo

    • @Malu-si4mc
      @Malu-si4mc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      LMAO THE COMMENT SECTION IS KILLING ME

    • @ahoee
      @ahoee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@nyom4297 how could you forget semen????

  • @Sephelions
    @Sephelions ปีที่แล้ว +31

    I have a hard time processing what people say sometimes and this dude's tiktoks are near impossible for me to decipher so Danny and Ryan repeating what he's saying to make fun of him is all I'm getting here. Honestly adds a lot to the experience

  • @OnlyJemstone
    @OnlyJemstone 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4380

    Minor or not, I feel like he'd smell of cheap beer, sweat and his parents' regret. Poor thing, truly

    • @Goat.Cheese
      @Goat.Cheese 3 ปีที่แล้ว +149

      His parent's regret?? Damn! 😂

    • @elvicatherine5388
      @elvicatherine5388 3 ปีที่แล้ว +203

      you got more bars than him!

    • @OnlyJemstone
      @OnlyJemstone 3 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      @@elvicatherine5388 appreciated wholeheartedly

    • @_indaeyo
      @_indaeyo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      And some 3 day old puke

    • @BabbinHousing
      @BabbinHousing 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      he looks like the human embodiment of a ketchup stain on a white shirt lmao

  • @nonbinary_pirate
    @nonbinary_pirate 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18865

    No joke, the whole "I'm mean to everyone but you" thing is a dangerous red sign. That's how a lot of abusive relationships start off. It's a trick to make the partner feel special. If your partner is mean to everyone but you, that's not cute. It's a very unhealthy sign. Because it's very likely that if you do not do something they agree with, they will turn on you. Please be aware of this.

    • @georgia2321
      @georgia2321 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1142

      ABSOLUTELY
      It’s one of the earliest types of abuse & control that narcissistic abusers use against their victims, and all that “niceness” goes away the second they don’t feel in control.
      This dude is a whole pile of red flags.

    • @XxAnimenatorxX
      @XxAnimenatorxX 3 ปีที่แล้ว +815

      I mean that whole dude is a red flag

    • @emmanouelafragaki7320
      @emmanouelafragaki7320 3 ปีที่แล้ว +148

      @@XxAnimenatorxX THIS

    • @tangerinemelon1578
      @tangerinemelon1578 3 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      ty for that info

    • @sailoroverdrive1434
      @sailoroverdrive1434 3 ปีที่แล้ว +233

      Thank you, it's very important yes! Notice how your SO or date treats other ppl, it can tell you a lot about them.

  • @davidallen329
    @davidallen329 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7217

    As someone that escaped the incel shit, that loneliness based superiority complex is 100% accurate

    • @owenhunt2692
      @owenhunt2692 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1272

      Congrats on making it out bud, it’s always a good day when someone betters themself

    • @justarandomasian249
      @justarandomasian249 ปีที่แล้ว +469

      Oh damnn, okay, really happy that you changed dude

    • @sting0262
      @sting0262 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Yet you still don't have a gf. Sad asf 😂

    • @davidallen329
      @davidallen329 ปีที่แล้ว +945

      @@sting0262 no need to project, there's still hope for you. IF I CAN DO IT ANYONE CAN!!!

    • @sting0262
      @sting0262 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@davidallen329 You still can't get a girlfriend apparently. Don't lie to yourself, it's ok dude

  • @CaydenDoesStuff
    @CaydenDoesStuff ปีที่แล้ว +45

    20:00 Everything about him, his hair, his unkept facial hygene, and his teeth, could be a horror movie scene by itself.

  • @HashiNuke
    @HashiNuke ปีที่แล้ว +3034

    As an emotional man, I can clearly agree that emotion is always stored in the balls.

    • @charliebat
      @charliebat ปีที่แล้ว +1

      post nut clarity is just being logical after all the emotions been nutted out

    • @tylersutton7261
      @tylersutton7261 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      I thought we just kept our pee in there. Thanks man!

    • @charlieandhisantics9954
      @charlieandhisantics9954 ปีที่แล้ว +132

      As a trans man I finally understand why I have never felt emotion ever

    • @catfish64115
      @catfish64115 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      @@charlieandhisantics9954 for trans people it’s stored in the toes, try recalibrating them 😇👹

    • @a-n..
      @a-n.. ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@tylersutton7261 Bro...we don't store pee in our balls...
      We store pee in the bladder, seamen is stored in the balls.

  • @victoria2425
    @victoria2425 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9726

    the fact he thinks any women want their children to have his genes is laughable… god this was a hard video to watch😂

    • @TrizollinTehWorld
      @TrizollinTehWorld 3 ปีที่แล้ว +669

      Are you saying women don't want their kids to have a receding hairline, bad acne, a snaggletooth and rancid body odor?

    • @wolfeevi
      @wolfeevi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +388

      @@TrizollinTehWorld no you’re right why would anybody not want that

    • @Natalie-rb3ux
      @Natalie-rb3ux 3 ปีที่แล้ว +427

      Speak for your self, personally i would love a man that look like Syd from ice age

    • @wf5655
      @wf5655 3 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      @@TrizollinTehWorld the body odor is the best part

    • @mrpeach2023
      @mrpeach2023 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@Natalie-rb3ux Damn🤣🤣🤣

  • @GirlfriendReviews
    @GirlfriendReviews 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4749

    Ok so how can I convince Matt to adopt the single strand of hair in the front hairstyle

    • @RyanBeard
      @RyanBeard  3 ปีที่แล้ว +919

      Explain to him how it will make his rap career flourish!

    • @jimskoope5483
      @jimskoope5483 3 ปีที่แล้ว +140

      Tell him he’d look like superman no matter how untrue that is.

    • @jofip1999
      @jofip1999 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Don’t say you are a girl cause he’s gonna drive you insane lmao

  • @ChloeKream
    @ChloeKream 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +363

    Why this guy look like reverse rick astley. He will definitely give you up and let you down.

    • @justarandomhorrorfan7899
      @justarandomhorrorfan7899 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +48

      And he’ll definitely run around and desert you

    • @Jokoko2828
      @Jokoko2828 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      Yeah, Rick looks like a fucking godking next to this goober.

  • @cet1r1z1ne
    @cet1r1z1ne 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31334

    As a woman, you're welcome, gay men. I spend hours in my lab every day working on The Gay™ and it's become a thankless job. Next time you be homosexual, remember that it was me all along.

    • @tyr9499
      @tyr9499 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2944

      Wait so how did you make me bisexual? What's the secret formula?

    • @cet1r1z1ne
      @cet1r1z1ne 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4576

      @@tyr9499 My lawyers have advised me not to divulge the secrets of The Gay™, however, I *can* tell you that my witch cauldron has been seeing a lot of use in recent years.

    • @phaeste
      @phaeste 3 ปีที่แล้ว +247

      @@tyr9499 you are bi because you have a partial immunity to "The Gay™"

    • @nomeayano7757
      @nomeayano7757 3 ปีที่แล้ว +700

      @@cet1r1z1ne Thank you

    • @morathehollow4797
      @morathehollow4797 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1040

      Wait, so are you behind this whole transgender thing as well? Goddammit we need answers lady!

  • @justindono
    @justindono ปีที่แล้ว +3811

    The sheer amount of times this dude rhymed shit with shit is unmatched

    • @Stella-dj8rg
      @Stella-dj8rg ปีที่แล้ว

      And legends say his raps continue to be shit

    • @LordCrate-du8zm
      @LordCrate-du8zm ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He does quite *shitty* rhymes. Eh? Eh?
      Okay I’ll see myself out.

    • @kaskaskas
      @kaskaskas ปีที่แล้ว +190

      eminem has been real quiet since this man showed his lyrical genius

    • @batastrophic9762
      @batastrophic9762 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      ​@@kaskaskasHas he? Shit

    • @Thedogeofveniceron
      @Thedogeofveniceron ปีที่แล้ว

      @@batastrophic9762I got the shit bitch cuz Danny only want want my shit shit and I need to shit shit

  • @lmaolmaolmao69
    @lmaolmaolmao69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3849

    He's unwashed and sweaty
    Jawline weak, wanted tendies not spaghetti

    • @starmanda88
      @starmanda88 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Very underrated comment

    • @aloura8931
      @aloura8931 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      i will respectfully steal this, thank you for your work

    • @notproductiveproductions3504
      @notproductiveproductions3504 3 ปีที่แล้ว +146

      He’s deluded, but on the surface looks toxic and petty

    • @lmaolmaolmao69
      @lmaolmaolmao69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +234

      Downvoting on reddit, but he keeps on forgetting
      Mom's home already, her screams are loud
      She's sick of the smell from the basement and she's never been proud
      door's opening now, "GET A JOB!" - What?! mom, how???
      "That's it, move out" life's over - blaow!

    • @grass7590
      @grass7590 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@lmaolmaolmao69 😂😂😂

  • @Indigo_European
    @Indigo_European ปีที่แล้ว +17

    This is the first I’ve heard of either of you (I’m not going to acknowledge the motel room c-rapper) but Danny, reading that you married your high school sweetheart and are still together with a child gives me hope for humanity. Good for you.
    That’s what the younger generation should aspire to; being a man who can give and receive love. Many blessings to you and your family.

  • @justaviewer_23
    @justaviewer_23 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32571

    As a gay man, women are in fact not the reason I am gay. But the way that guy looks at the camera makes me feel straighter than I’ve ever been

    • @brybee222
      @brybee222 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2008

      LMAOOO a 👑for you

    • @justaviewer_23
      @justaviewer_23 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1126

      @@brybee222 thank you kind person

    • @deadplantwitchbitch1748
      @deadplantwitchbitch1748 2 ปีที่แล้ว +710

      Literally just want to compliment the pfp, the Sonic Boom cartoon is under rated. Also same- except it's making me consider going from bisexual, to full lesbian.

    • @justaviewer_23
      @justaviewer_23 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@deadplantwitchbitch1748 yess, thank you very much

    • @slowfish1261
      @slowfish1261 2 ปีที่แล้ว +459

      Fr all the sudden pansexual ain’t lookin so pretty

  • @MrAshleyjo
    @MrAshleyjo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2047

    He says hes emotionless while being angry because these types of men have convinced themselves that angry doesn’t count because its tough and manly

    • @jinnyjons7231
      @jinnyjons7231 2 ปีที่แล้ว +126

      “ oh i am angry but thats not an emotion i feel nothing but i also feel angry grrr“
      🫠

    • @mistuh69420
      @mistuh69420 2 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      Also, having complex emotions is like, what makes you human (wtf?)

    • @GaiusIntrepidus
      @GaiusIntrepidus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@mistuh69420 he's from another planet called...
      LOS--ER _NC=EL

    • @pissapocalypse
      @pissapocalypse 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      He's also clearly sad which is an emotion as well

    • @visiblerat
      @visiblerat ปีที่แล้ว

      fr they just hide most of their emotions to try to be masucline. essentially its a fear of vulnerability

  • @MetalGearsOfThought
    @MetalGearsOfThought 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2727

    Overly nice comes across as manipulative, and I think that's why women find it creepy. Because it's very clear this is not someone being their authentic self, but trying to set up a transactional relationship of favours for sex.

    • @babs_babs
      @babs_babs 2 ปีที่แล้ว +283

      also when people are overly nice it just feels like they won’t stop overstepping your boundaries until they get the validation and attention they want.

    • @The_Jerkinator
      @The_Jerkinator 2 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      Thats how my last bf was
      At first I thought that was normal bc I never have been in a relationship and the only friends I have rly had in the past were all not rly friends, so I thought what was happening was normal
      Sadly for my end, and ig great for his, I am a ppl pleaser and he knew that. So he buttered me up and then went from "can I hold ur hand?" And I would say yes and then that suddenly translated to "yeah now its time to fck and completely overstep boundaries by touching u in wrong areas without asking"
      And then when I told him "no" he would throw a little fit/pity party and say how much he has given me and that I said yes to him touching my waist line, why not my chest or bottom areas.
      We aren't together anymore, but god it was a weird form of trauma or something. It haunts me to this day and makes me feel so violated and disgusted in myself for being so uneducated

    • @jo.comics
      @jo.comics 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Might also be partially due to being nice being such a "new" thing men can be that it's still somewhat of a worry, since it could be manipulative. Totally get your point, though, I can see how it could come across as manipulation and I'm certain there's plenty of men who use being nice as a manipulation tactic. Hopefully it'll eventually be weird for men to not be nice and we can get past this dumb attitude that men need to be tough and cold and crap. Let me cry.

    • @rooseveltbrentwood9654
      @rooseveltbrentwood9654 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      As a kid I was told the way to get a girl to like you was to be nice to them, maybe get them a gift. Once I started trying to date, i found that this strategy will make a girl like me, but as a friend. Being mean will make them sleep with me, but also makes me feel awful. I eventually started hooking up with guys, it’s a lot easier and less emotionally charged. Idk what this means about my own sexuality or society, but thats been my experience.

    • @projektava9385
      @projektava9385 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      not just sex, just to get more in general

  • @chleorrrrnorrrrr2915
    @chleorrrrnorrrrr2915 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    This video still cracks me up bc I went to school with a guy that rapped like this, and he would walk around the cafeteria and halls and try showing you his songs on his phone 😭 in all of them he was staring directly into the camera and saying the wildest things, I couldn’t stick around to finish any of them 🤣

  • @cjmchugh6917
    @cjmchugh6917 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3133

    Why do awful human beings like this seem so confident that they’re not awful, misogynistic little creeps?

    • @jgray1831
      @jgray1831 3 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      They probably have that “I don’t care what others think I know myself” attitude

    • @od3910
      @od3910 3 ปีที่แล้ว +160

      It's a defense mechanism so that they don't have to self reflect. Humans don't like being wrong, and if they don't have good emotional regulation they tend to double down on their beliefs. Identity shit

    • @yahirdoesbadvids
      @yahirdoesbadvids 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@od3910 so ego?

    • @SM-yz4hi
      @SM-yz4hi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      coping with cognitive dissonance

    • @GomulDart
      @GomulDart 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      they are sad and probably have shitty lives. allows them to fall into delusional thinking.

  • @papatoni8993
    @papatoni8993 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1676

    White male rapper who based their entire "career" on songs about hating and assaulting women is really a common thing in the underground (underbelly?) rap scene. They all got that trailer park, a little too weird even for the juggalos, possessed by demons on Xanax vibes

    • @Nobody-hc2bo
      @Nobody-hc2bo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      Juggalos are weirdly wholesome, absolutely not my scene, but I respect them and love they have a community. Had a neighbour who was an ICP fan and we were briefly friends, he was a really sweet dude. We just didn’t have a whole lot in common, stopped talking after a while

    • @8thhousemoonrabbit205
      @8thhousemoonrabbit205 3 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      Black male rappers hate women, pretty much the same- the flow covers up the pure objectification, commodification and usury of the women, they're attached to (bw).
      -It's really, a natural progression

    • @jf3nr
      @jf3nr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@8thhousemoonrabbit205 disagree. popular ones at the top maybe but like only 10% really do

    • @taylorgrace1523
      @taylorgrace1523 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@Nobody-hc2bo nah they cool, they're just trying to enjoy their faygo 😂

    • @Nobody-hc2bo
      @Nobody-hc2bo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@taylorgrace1523 I love their “support the poor” “protect the vulnerable” mind-set. My neighbour didn’t have much, neither did I for that matter, but he was always willing to offer food, drinks, a place to stay, (I know it’s sad this is an unusual thing) he’d stop and chat with homeless people asking for some cash, would give a few bucks and give them his time.
      Like I said, he was a really sweet guy. I’m a guy too, so it’s not like he was trying to pick up on me, he wasn’t being a NiceGuy™️. he was just genuinely a nice man

  • @nickisnotgreen
    @nickisnotgreen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14262

    my favorite boys

    • @RyanBeard
      @RyanBeard  3 ปีที่แล้ว +2304

      Who? Danny and Relentless?

    • @FinneasJedidiah
      @FinneasJedidiah 3 ปีที่แล้ว +701

      @@RyanBeard Nick is actually Relentless's biggest fan

    • @notyouraveragechicken8479
      @notyouraveragechicken8479 3 ปีที่แล้ว +336

      @@FinneasJedidiah it's true I was his semen

    • @caroline2978
      @caroline2978 3 ปีที่แล้ว +183

      Hey Nick... I heard you actually ARE green is that true?

    • @FinneasJedidiah
      @FinneasJedidiah 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@notyouraveragechicken8479 😯

  • @lichkrieg4898
    @lichkrieg4898 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    This dude is the living embodiment of 'if you can't handle me at my worst' memes.

  • @Vincisomething
    @Vincisomething 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2561

    I'm 5'6" and barely 120 pounds, but he's making me feel too confident that I can just walk over and push him to the ground.

    • @averongodoffire8098
      @averongodoffire8098 3 ปีที่แล้ว +217

      I guarantee the amount of testosterone in your body when compared to his is so unfathomably uneven that every bone in his body would bust before kissing the ground

    • @pup64hcp
      @pup64hcp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +161

      6'3" here, I'll gladly assist you

    • @jojo-sb9ne
      @jojo-sb9ne 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      watch out if u do hes gonna turn u into stake

    • @pup64hcp
      @pup64hcp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @Невада большевик excellent news

    • @gamj7509
      @gamj7509 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same.

  • @case3474
    @case3474 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1399

    This dude is a walking red flag and I hope all the women who are unfortunately in his life stay safe.

    • @darknesswave100
      @darknesswave100 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      If you took all the red flags humanity has ever made in the history of existence I think that's still lowballing it. He needs a restraining order for a whole gender to be honest

    • @sludgewave4786
      @sludgewave4786 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Thankfully he wears that red flag on his head, the same way a red-backed poison frog warns potential victim of its toxicity by the bright color of its hide.

  • @mothman4672
    @mothman4672 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2437

    You’d be surprised how many dudes I’ve argued with that believe Spermjacking is so common it is essentially something women do for sport to ruin the lives of otherwise incredible blokes

    • @mothman4672
      @mothman4672 3 ปีที่แล้ว +696

      Also yeah, they call it _spermjacking_ ,sorry you had to find out this way

    • @mothman4672
      @mothman4672 3 ปีที่แล้ว +503

      Sad you had to find out at all

    • @shaybribri
      @shaybribri 3 ปีที่แล้ว +803

      I promise them many women are terrifed of getting pregnant in the first place, why would they go through all the pain for some random

    • @jamietumiel4421
      @jamietumiel4421 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Lmao this convo is frickin hilarious! 👍😆

    • @aasthasingh3926
      @aasthasingh3926 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      It's okay, we all have to know about horrible things.

  • @IsaacTaylor-nt8pi
    @IsaacTaylor-nt8pi 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    Bro goes to the barbershop for an oil change not a haircut 😭

    • @Maneboo1
      @Maneboo1 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Underrated

  • @sholem_bond
    @sholem_bond 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4312

    "Women want to get pregnant just for child support" is actually a big narrative about women in the Manosphere (and that Kanye West song about gold diggers), the misogyny runs deep with this one

    • @ggundercover3681
      @ggundercover3681 3 ปีที่แล้ว +316

      I'm sure there are some women like that. there are all kinds of weird people. but to think that's the majority? nah. if anything, that's a by product of shitty people.the didn't have a baby for child support. but they are shitty people, and then they find out they can leverage it. like I can imagine how such a scenario exists. but it's not the "all women" generalisation bs.

    • @FrenkTheJoy
      @FrenkTheJoy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +560

      The best part about that bs is it's like... okay if you're worried about a woman doing the baby trap for child support, then just control yourself and don't have sex with her?

    • @KevinLuper99
      @KevinLuper99 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      No I think that song is about a woman using a man for money, which does happen. I paid someone who was twice my age's rent for a year and a half. Very fucked up situation.

    • @TheRealHBC
      @TheRealHBC 3 ปีที่แล้ว +444

      i feel like these incels dont have a single clue how expensive it is to raise a child. like, this girl is gonna get a few hundred bucks a month and then after paying for food, clothes, diapers, daycare, she's gonna be rolling in that zero dollars she's gonna have left over? 🧐

    • @mariagraciamorenovegas7722
      @mariagraciamorenovegas7722 3 ปีที่แล้ว +222

      @@FrenkTheJoy or just wear a fucking condom like they should have done in the first place, babies and STDs wouldn't be a problem if people were intelligent enough to use protection everytime instead of stigmatizing it.

  • @karinhammarsten9264
    @karinhammarsten9264 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34586

    idk about men but as a lesbian i will say women are definitely the reason I'M gay

    • @dawn-wg3ip
      @dawn-wg3ip 3 ปีที่แล้ว +840

      same

    • @lilybelle7344
      @lilybelle7344 3 ปีที่แล้ว +773

      I really thought women would have been for lesbians...

    • @brendielahooha
      @brendielahooha 3 ปีที่แล้ว +342

      This comment is great 👏🏻👏🏻

    • @sweetsirenaine
      @sweetsirenaine 3 ปีที่แล้ว +213

      lmfao big mood

    • @exhaustedlesbian
      @exhaustedlesbian 3 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      same here Karin 😌

  • @noobguymanj6851
    @noobguymanj6851 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2966

    Im bisexual but whenever i look at him im glad to know i have another option on the plate

    • @Prince_Luci
      @Prince_Luci 2 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      This is my favorite comment.

    • @naturessacrifice8265
      @naturessacrifice8265 2 ปีที่แล้ว +235

      Dude I'm a gay femboy, this man scares me. If he can't get in a relationship with a girl, he might come for my ass.

    • @noobguymanj6851
      @noobguymanj6851 2 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      @@naturessacrifice8265 ☠️ you best run 🏃

    • @noobguymanj6851
      @noobguymanj6851 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Prince_Luci glad to know 😂

    • @naturessacrifice8265
      @naturessacrifice8265 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@noobguymanj6851 Bro I run three days a week, this bitch ain't catching my ass.

  • @markvickroy6725
    @markvickroy6725 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I love how at 7:00 it slowly zooms in, and in the background on the wall is a poster of the guy talking in his own room, and he's drinking a cold tall glass of come. Really ties all the people in the video tigether. The weak preying on the weakest.
    Go boys!

    • @hello_i_am_jacob
      @hello_i_am_jacob 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I know it's part of the joke but he's using an inhaler in that poster, I know because I have the same poster

  • @MichaelaBelle
    @MichaelaBelle 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2598

    when will guys realize that rhyming "bitch" with "bitch" doesnt make you a rapper

    • @cartoonmaster2401
      @cartoonmaster2401 2 ปีที่แล้ว +145

      First, they need to realize they don't have to swear heavily (or at _all_ , actually) in a rap to make it good.

    • @unHolyEvelyn
      @unHolyEvelyn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +212

      Hey, he rhymed shit with shit. He's an expert.

    • @piistolgrip
      @piistolgrip 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@unHolyEvelyn ^^ be so fr. 😂😂

    • @TheAdrift
      @TheAdrift 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      lmao yeah it occurred to me that if this guy keeps ending every line with "fuck" and "shit," he probably only has to remember other words that rhyme with those words. You'd think with such a GENIUS technique to make rhyming easier, he wouldn't still be so bad at it, yet here we are...

    • @sadistical4509
      @sadistical4509 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@cartoonmaster2401bro really wants us too listen to Christian rap

  • @crabsareprettyneat5772
    @crabsareprettyneat5772 ปีที่แล้ว +5281

    as a lesbian i can whole heartedly confirm this man is the root of all lesbianism ever.

    • @yougetwhatyoufuckingdeseRVE77
      @yougetwhatyoufuckingdeseRVE77 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      So wait a second yall coming after him for being an incel while making fun and joking about his look how is taht possible aren't yall basically proving him to be right?

    • @crabsareprettyneat5772
      @crabsareprettyneat5772 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@yougetwhatyoufuckingdeseRVE77 im not making fun of his looks. im making fun of his insecure, childish mentality that all women are the spawn of satan.

    • @MasterMagikarp
      @MasterMagikarp ปีที่แล้ว +271

      The square root of lesbianism is this guy.

    • @yougetwhatyoufuckingdeseRVE77
      @yougetwhatyoufuckingdeseRVE77 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@MasterMagikarp yall proving Him to be true lol what is up with yall

    • @yougetwhatyoufuckingdeseRVE77
      @yougetwhatyoufuckingdeseRVE77 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@crabsareprettyneat5772 OK now how exactly Is he wrong how is his mentality wrong what is wrong with what he believes in you do realize that a guy who look like this doesn't have a raelshinship won't have one didn't live teen love didn't get to date like other teens won't get you do realize that a guy who look like this will never get the same looks Same treatment Same acceptence same life same dating but yeah go on say how is he wrong

  • @DarkShadows713
    @DarkShadows713 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5535

    If women are the reason men are gay, then as a lesbian it is my sacred duty to my gay brethren to convert as many straight men as possible.

    • @arithmomania1237
      @arithmomania1237 3 ปีที่แล้ว +395

      You're so brave. 😭

    • @hyper_lagomorph1046
      @hyper_lagomorph1046 3 ปีที่แล้ว +531

      now this is gay lesbian solidarity

    • @jaxhollywood9804
      @jaxhollywood9804 3 ปีที่แล้ว +208

      And that my friends is the Gay Agenda, The agenda that all the Alphabet Mafia is required to complete

    • @I_oftn_brthe
      @I_oftn_brthe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +128

      Tis her duty as a creyola Warrior 🙇🏽‍♀️

    • @DarkShadows713
      @DarkShadows713 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Zira Rose Wtf is a creyola warrior??? Sounds like a crayon

  • @ojs5988
    @ojs5988 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    This right here is a perfect example of what we mean when we say if they have to call themselves nice, they are in fact NOT nice.

    • @AlexanderNash
      @AlexanderNash 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I mean generally women wont even be friendly to a guy she doesn't find attractive. You can sling some bs about because they don't want their kindness to be misinterpreted. but you know what the actual real result is in real life? average looking guys get treated like less than human, every day.
      I don't hate women or think they are inherently evil or something.
      I'm just tired of women pretending that everything they do is morally correct.

    • @kilveccirtep4906
      @kilveccirtep4906 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      This is a very good moral to live by

  • @_letstartariot
    @_letstartariot 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2355

    He’s right, we want his baby gravy. Cos he’s such a fine specimen of a human man, who clearly has lots of money and doesn’t live with a woman, his own mother, who financially supports him.

    • @mermaidmoongoddess
      @mermaidmoongoddess 3 ปีที่แล้ว +159

      “and doesn’t live with a woman, his own mother-“ i’m crying in my class right now

    • @wiswc
      @wiswc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It's funny that you say that because I know you're the same type of woman who say "girls don't care about money"

    • @crypticcryptid4702
      @crypticcryptid4702 3 ปีที่แล้ว +172

      @@wiswc How do you know that? Because everyone cares about money? I mean, it is pretty important after all ig.

    • @manonmx9082
      @manonmx9082 3 ปีที่แล้ว +220

      @@wiswc How dare she want a man who can financially support himself

    • @wiswc
      @wiswc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@manonmx9082 I didn't say it's wrong, it's just funny that girls tend to be complete hypocrites about it

  • @skylarjune1635
    @skylarjune1635 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1603

    This has to be satire, I do not want to believe that there’s guys like this
    To clarify: it’s not the weird incel beliefs that shock me, I’ve come to expect that on the internet. It’s the unironically responding to every woman he sees on tiktok with a obviously bad rap about protecting his sperm that’s really challenging me

    • @snooganslestat2030
      @snooganslestat2030 3 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      Ohhh there are!

    • @elvingearmasterirma7241
      @elvingearmasterirma7241 3 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      Bad news
      They exist
      They are real

    • @PanicattheDiscourse
      @PanicattheDiscourse 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      Believe it. There's actually a true crime subgenre on these puddingboys.

    • @hiinsanity
      @hiinsanity 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Incel rappers are real most are satire

    • @hiinsanity
      @hiinsanity 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I doubt this one is though because he’s terrible

  • @s_h_o_o_b_y
    @s_h_o_o_b_y 2 ปีที่แล้ว +758

    he’s upset about the lack of bread and butter in stores during the pandemic, but u don’t hear him bitching about the toilet paper crisis bc he CLEARLY doesn’t wipe his ass

    • @LordCrate-du8zm
      @LordCrate-du8zm ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He’s physically incapable of wiping his ass, his head is too far stuck up it.

    • @LuisRodriguez-xj8pu
      @LuisRodriguez-xj8pu ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Shots fired! 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @ErinKTheWriter
      @ErinKTheWriter ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Oh shit!!

    • @rumifernandez2550
      @rumifernandez2550 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      that was pretty good

  • @zen.film.12
    @zen.film.12 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    9:32 THEY WERE 3 YEARS AHEAD OF THEIR TIME

    • @maxine_S
      @maxine_S 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      LITERALLY

  • @ABucketOfFish
    @ABucketOfFish 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3108

    It’s genuinely crazy to me how someone can be so detached from reality they stop seeing women (or really anyone besides themselves) as humans with thoughts and emotions.

    • @darknesswave100
      @darknesswave100 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Well you have to remember that this greasy naked mole rat doesn't see anger as an emotion. So that's the mentality you're trying to comprehend. Trust me it's baffling no matter how you look at it

    • @ABucketOfFish
      @ABucketOfFish 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@darknesswave100 Jesus Christ that just adds a whole new layer of fucked up mental state to him doesnt it

    • @princekyle4132
      @princekyle4132 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I met somebody who thinks all superhero movie fans should be euthanized, that gay and trans folks need to be “cured” with shock therapy, and that people use the organs of aborted babies for Satanic shit. I wish I was joking.

    • @magnarcreed3801
      @magnarcreed3801 2 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      As a creature with thought and emotions. Like I respect spiders more than he respects women XD

    • @edwinlevi6608
      @edwinlevi6608 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      It’s so deep in American culture it’s honestly not even that surprising. Men are so consistently taught that the only women who are worth anything is their mother. There are only 2 types of women in misogyny: your mother and your wife

  • @ghostlinng5225
    @ghostlinng5225 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1998

    the fact that their on the spot improvised joke-raps have way more flow and sense compared to the tiktok guy is very funny

    • @RobinParravel
      @RobinParravel 2 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      Well, these two actually have some experience doing good sounding songs, something the guy sorely lacks

    • @MasterMagikarp
      @MasterMagikarp ปีที่แล้ว +55

      It also helps that they don’t interrupt every word with “bitch” or “shit”

  • @antibus1545
    @antibus1545 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12223

    *potential trigger warning*
    An acquaintance of mine recognized this guy and knows who he is, apparently he's NOT a teenager. He's 22 or 23 and he's legitimately like this and has even gotten in trouble for being aggressive with people and *allegedly* has said he thinks its perfectly ok to "hookup with" (Aka prey on) 12 ,13 or 14 year olds if they "come on to you" first and you're desperate for sex. Yikes.

  • @SonarTheBat
    @SonarTheBat ปีที่แล้ว +46

    "Women make men gay."
    I'm flattered he thinks I have that much power over men.

  • @sischaotica
    @sischaotica 2 ปีที่แล้ว +834

    I fucking died at "a room full of men shit"

    • @squirlis1189
      @squirlis1189 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      same xD i laughed so hard that my roomate looked at me weird

  • @halloundtschuess
    @halloundtschuess 3 ปีที่แล้ว +624

    It's called love bombing btw. This tactic is often used by abusers, groomers and cults. Love bombing is basically manipulating, overwhelming and subtelly pressuring the victim with being overly nice

    • @friendlyneigborhoodbean
      @friendlyneigborhoodbean 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Mr Beard talked about this in his Trisha Paytas video

    • @dafuzzbear7711
      @dafuzzbear7711 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      So moral of the story is incels are a cult? Makes sense.

    • @psychotic_lovers9281
      @psychotic_lovers9281 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Well I don’t gotta worry about that, because love bombing is to gross, and weird to me. Also its hella creepy.

  • @brinnd330
    @brinnd330 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4379

    As an Eminem fan, I would like to thank all the social media rappers like this dude who make Eminem look really, really, really good in comparison.

    • @DanaTheInsane
      @DanaTheInsane 2 ปีที่แล้ว +279

      I know very little about rap, but what i’ve heard tell, recently Eminem has got his shit together. Which is far more than this guy ever will.

    • @iwouldntknow4744
      @iwouldntknow4744 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      this made me giggle

    • @DakotaCastro7
      @DakotaCastro7 2 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      i’m not an eminem fan and i’d like to thank this dude for making eminem look so damn good 🔥🔥

    • @TheSylveonSurfer
      @TheSylveonSurfer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I always find it strange that Incels like Eminem. Like... Do they not know what Em stands for? Em is a lib. And he definitely gets more women than these Incels do. In fact, he's more akin to the type of dude that Incels claim are toxic and that women choose over them.

    • @nunya2587
      @nunya2587 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @mollstake it wasn't all a joke tbh

  • @hazelgold8878
    @hazelgold8878 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Seeing men call out men for being incels so people don't think women are crazy makes me very happy 💛

    • @janb92
      @janb92 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It is, in fact, men who are the emotional and crazy ones. I’ve seen an insane increase in news stories about women being randomly assaulted and k*lled by men….specifically men k*lling their mothers, girlfriends and wives who they supposedly love. Obviously not all but most men do not actually like women. It’s cliched to say for a reason, we are actually objects to them for them to control and use for their own benefit. They prove it time and time again.

    • @jakegunning61
      @jakegunning61 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Sadly they exist in really large numbers these days I work in a nerd store and I'd say about half the dudes that come through are exactly like this guy I have heard some wild stuff from them but I have never been confused as to y they have never had a girlfriend

  • @-luvtillx-
    @-luvtillx- ปีที่แล้ว +2616

    Fun fact: Being a 'nice' person is the bare minimum, *NOT* a personality trait :)

    • @yougetwhatyoufuckingdeseRVE77
      @yougetwhatyoufuckingdeseRVE77 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      What we saying is why being nice is not getting you anywhere or anything why guys who are everything but nice gets everything fboys club guys always gets it but why not nice guys?

    • @yougetwhatyoufuckingdeseRVE77
      @yougetwhatyoufuckingdeseRVE77 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @ailishdidntwork oh lol it is always this reply back if this the case then why guys who are nice gets older and still don't get anything the fact that yall always this same thing oh what if he is faken being nice could yall just try to say another reply for one time
      In order to get to know a guys perosnlity either it is real or not or he faken it or not you need to get to know him while girls reject on sight how could they know there is guys on youtube who talk about being in their late 20s and older and they still are single despite the fact that there is nothing wrong with them or their personality and they still single there is women on reddit who talked about how they rejected super nice guys 10/10 personlity cause they weren't attracted to them
      On social media how many women have said that being too nice is way unattractive and a deal breaker how many women have said that it is how yall on social media be like oh yall are wrong and yiur comment will get likes but after that out there try watching a nice guy approaching a girl and then say being nice is so wonderful lol

    • @yougetwhatyoufuckingdeseRVE77
      @yougetwhatyoufuckingdeseRVE77 ปีที่แล้ว

      @ailishdidntwork respond please 🙏

    • @yougetwhatyoufuckingdeseRVE77
      @yougetwhatyoufuckingdeseRVE77 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @ailishdidntwork How many women have been kind to me in my lifetime? Family and relatives don't count. I honestly can't recall any. When I was young young girls would not even look at me even if I tried talking with them, as I got older I was never looked at still and looked at some times as a creep trying to tu blend in or to get a girl and they just avoided me even if I didn't even talk to them.
      They love to parrot the phrase "only respecting women you're attracted to isn't respecting women." Newsflash: only being nice to attractive men doesn't mean you're nice. And oh yes women onky act nice to attractive and model looking men there is no need to deny that we seeing what happen to women when they see an attractive guy on tik tok Instagram omegle in puplic.. Etc they melt down while with the rest of men who are poor ugly and don't share the aesthetics they get the absolute worst treatment
      So many women only reply back to guys who are attractive or talking hot or got aesthetics
      It blow my mind when women think they are virtuous and nice when they are anything but lol

    • @MayhemMoth
      @MayhemMoth ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@yougetwhatyoufuckingdeseRVE77Sounds like your issue is not women but low self esteem and confidence. Sounds like you adopted a victim mindset towards women because you got rejected and instead of accepting that you are projecting onto literally everyone else. But the reality is your mindset is flawed as you are treating women as a single thing and not a multitude of of individual people with separate personality traits and expeirences. Mabye you view women as something that is given rather than a person that gets to choose thier own life. It seems to me that you have either been burned and adopted this view to make up for your hurt and lack of self esteem or grew up being taught this mindset. Also, if you look at the comments of the person you are arguing with, you will notice that they have taken you argument into account amd have even agreed with you on some aspects. That of wich is not reciprocated. Sounds like this video triggered you and now you are projecting your thoughts on several comments here regardless of the content. You are not really listening to others thought and are instead using this place to project all your frustrations and sexist beliefs onto.I will agree with you on the fact that women can be awful people but so can men and literally anyone else. Because PEOPLE can be absolutely awful. It seems like you expect women to give you something when you interact with them like your earning a reward. But women are not some quest or object they are people and the sooner you can get that through your head the easier interacting with women are going to be. And you are definitely going to find PEOPLE who are going to be absolute Aholes to you regardless of gender. Thats life. People can suck. I've had both women and men treat me like crap. Because people of all genders can become messed up and treat others like crap.

  • @promof-sf8dw
    @promof-sf8dw 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1703

    15:39 something about him doing a Joker Laugh™ and then immediately following that up with a slur just so Perfectly encapsulates dudes like this that it almost feels like performance art. almost.

    • @chillinsquirtle
      @chillinsquirtle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      In his mind he is perfectly channeling the essence of the joker

    • @Skipsenberg
      @Skipsenberg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +137

      “IM GOING TO SAY THE N WORD BATMAN!”

    • @frostisablindman
      @frostisablindman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Ahahahahahah

    • @knightogourd
      @knightogourd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      It knocked the wind out of me holy shit

  • @gooper3644
    @gooper3644 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2689

    11:18 Danny’s “oh no” as he sees the guy raise his head is the hardest I’ve laughed in weeks

    • @butterytomatoes747
      @butterytomatoes747 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Literally

    • @jeanneann3545
      @jeanneann3545 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      maybe he tried to hide his baldness? Im pretty sure his hairline is quite thin. Nothing is wrong with being bald but he's sure is suck at hiding it

    • @chapstik5l83
      @chapstik5l83 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@jeanneann3545 I think he was trying to be intimidating

    • @rlyhot._.doormat2719
      @rlyhot._.doormat2719 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@chapstik5l83 but he looks like a discount anime villain

    • @ourgoldenspires
      @ourgoldenspires 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@jeanneann3545 hm, baldness, and a single long strand of hair, who's that remind me of?

  • @Dante-ob5mh
    @Dante-ob5mh 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    TH-cam has stuck me into a loop where this video will always eventually come up if I autoplay long enough. And so I've watched it a thousand times. And since YT sees that I saw it a thousand times then clearly I want to watch it again. And it's a pretty good video so I don't turn it off. And so here I am, 3 years later, commenting on this video again.

    • @Dante-ob5mh
      @Dante-ob5mh 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Here again

  • @adriavalls2402
    @adriavalls2402 3 ปีที่แล้ว +539

    He's like "I'm a good guy", and then proceeds on saying the n-word

    • @fart63
      @fart63 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      I’m a good guy
      *instantly offends almost everybody who speaks the same language as him*

    • @dannydamnmendez
      @dannydamnmendez 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I'm a good guy
      *exists*

    • @FocusedFighter777
      @FocusedFighter777 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I got the 'I respect women' phrase only for them to disrespect me by just wanting to tap that, and I refused: so then I was a cold-hearted **.
      Also coming from a guy that was already dating someone for a long time.
      Good job, m0r0n.
      Then of course I was the problem and the one who 'started it'.
      Sure. Live in your little fantasy world where you are always right, and everything should be given to you.

    • @manischkreativ8868
      @manischkreativ8868 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@FocusedFighter777
      What a disgusting creep.

    • @coolname2629
      @coolname2629 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      So you are saying almost all black folks are "bad guys" cuz they say that gross word constantly.

  • @mandyhuey5810
    @mandyhuey5810 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1955

    Him: "turn your face🎶 into a bag🎶 of Lego bricks🎶"
    His neck: ⤴️⤵️↪↔️↖️🔄

    • @maliceinwonderland99
      @maliceinwonderland99 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      I made a noise laughing that I never knew I was capable of 🤣🤣😭😭

    • @dackattac
      @dackattac 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      his lyrics were mighty unconvincing but at least his neck unlocked level select

    • @XrayFiles.
      @XrayFiles. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Time stamp ?

    • @mandyhuey5810
      @mandyhuey5810 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@XrayFiles. 18:04

    • @AdumbDriver
      @AdumbDriver 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He hehe he 👁️🤚🏾👁️

  • @Ovasiig
    @Ovasiig 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1358

    He stopped the rain with his hand as a way to say he stops anything from being wet

    • @checkmattee222
      @checkmattee222 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      Wow. That was profoundly deep.

    • @AnaRamirez-ng1tj
      @AnaRamirez-ng1tj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Nice

    • @coolcucumber8370
      @coolcucumber8370 2 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      except his hair

    • @audriannagonzalez7503
      @audriannagonzalez7503 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Not true! His hair is very wet. Every time a woman wants to steal his semen, I’m sure it reflects in his progressively worse hair.

    • @Ovasiig
      @Ovasiig 2 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      @@audriannagonzalez7503 not quite. Is hair absorbed the moisture in the air, he didn’t get his hair wet. The air around him has better game than him

  • @potato-uj9dk
    @potato-uj9dk ปีที่แล้ว +46

    being overly nice in a relationship is called lovebombing, and is a literal manipulation tactic lmao. people use it to get what they want from a partner (whether it be sex, marriage, money, or something else) and then discard them. when this exists, why would people not be a little cautious when somebody is being overly nice to them?? its not about women not liking nice guys, its about women not liking Nice Guys who use them and discard them

    • @tthemmefatale
      @tthemmefatale 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      It's crazy so many men literally act like it's women's fault that they need to be cautious about new people and relationships just due to safety and make it about them

    • @KevinLuper99
      @KevinLuper99 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      What? That's insane. I love my girlfriend, I'm grateful to have her. I'm gonna show her as much love as possible it's not fucking manipulation. Jesus christ we can be just, normal people. Not everything is some evil scheme. For fuck sake dudes can't even love their girlfriends without it being manipulation? Come the fuck on 😂

    • @KevinLuper99
      @KevinLuper99 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Sorry you got used, but that ain't me, Chief.

    • @frozen7550
      @frozen7550 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      ​​@@KevinLuper99People can see genuine acts of love.
      Overly nice gestures are different. As a woman who have been a victim of this as early as 12yr old, there is a difference.
      Men who truly love are aware of boundaries. These guys aren't and will force closeness.
      Even when the women infornt of them are clearly uncomfortable and have declined.

    • @amyfinn7824
      @amyfinn7824 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      ​@KevinLuper99 this person isn't saying that loving a partner is bad or manipulative. Love bombing is different than just loving your partner. They're explaining why certain guys who consider themselves "nice" or are acting overly nice, especially early on, can set off warning bells because it can be a sign of manipulation and abuse. And usually is happening concurrently with them not respecting boundaries.
      "Love bombing is a manipulative tactic that involves showering someone with excessive affection to gain control over them. It's often used at the beginning of a relationship, especially a romantic one, and can include behaviors like:
      Gifts: Giving lavish or unnecessary gifts that are valuable enough to make the recipient feel indebted
      Compliments: Giving exaggerated flattery and compliments, sometimes to the point of making the recipient feel uncomfortable
      Attention: Demanding constant attention and appearing to depend on the recipient for comfort and support
      Future planning: Making grand promises early in the relationship, like marriage or moving in together
      Isolation: Trying to isolate the recipient from their friends and family
      Public displays: Frequently making public declarations of love
      Other signs of love bombing include:
      Taking an interest in the recipient's family, career, and hobbies
      Complimenting and criticizing the recipient at the same time
      Ignoring the recipient's schedule and time
      Needing constant reassurance
      Being in a rush to lock things down
      Being unable to take "no" for an answer
      Liking the recipient better when they're alone
      Over-communicating love
      Love bombing can make the recipient feel overwhelmed, uneasy, or off-balance. Although it's not a diagnostic term, mental health professionals often use it to describe the manipulative behavior of narcissistic or abusive people. One survey found that the average duration of love bombing is five and a half months for narcissistic men and three and a half months for narcissistic women."

  • @rhodanosaurus
    @rhodanosaurus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2056

    As a gay woman, this guy is the reason I am gay.

    • @sischaotica
      @sischaotica 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      same

    • @buffbarney2648
      @buffbarney2648 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Well at least we know the root cause

    • @chukyuniqul
      @chukyuniqul 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Honestly I don't blame you.

    • @Robin-hoodie
      @Robin-hoodie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Amen, fellow non-straight

    • @Medusa_The-Bard
      @Medusa_The-Bard 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      As lesbian as well I am infact gay because of women not this man but nice to see other reasons

  • @garfieldh.4407
    @garfieldh.4407 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1442

    I’m sorry as a black woman I would not like to have him any percent of my race.

    • @a1exneedsahamdleplease
      @a1exneedsahamdleplease 3 ปีที่แล้ว +135

      There’s no way in hell that ginger black

    • @ArianAlbert
      @ArianAlbert 3 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      Yeah even if he was black and genetics just happened I don't like anyone saying the N-word

    • @ldcommando1616
      @ldcommando1616 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      @@ArianAlbert he says the n-word? Thanks for the heads up I’m not through the video yet.

    • @ruetistic
      @ruetistic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      @@ArianAlbert of course he says the n-word 😒

    • @icu3869
      @icu3869 3 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      As a redhead, I’m embarrassed and wish not to claim him either.

  • @thebrokenpuppet2714
    @thebrokenpuppet2714 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1105

    “I only shower once a week”
    That’s a generous estimate

    • @jacobm6617
      @jacobm6617 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Yeah like I feel like you actually need more than a week to get THAT greasy

    • @kiralonely
      @kiralonely 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      As someone who showers like once a week (except I wash my hair more regularly), and is fairly greasy since starting HRT (testosterone), HOLY SHIT HOW IS HE SO GREASY. LIKE FUCK. THAT WOULD TAKE ME LIKE AT LEAST A MONTH OR SO TO GET THAT BAD.
      (And to clarify, I do not smell bad, my skin dries out easy despite being greasy, and it's a habit that started when I was nearly catatonically depressed. Now that I'm on HRT, my mental health is better, but it's hard to break bad habits. I don't sweat enough to smell THAT bad, and I usually shower before it'd get to a point that people would notice. I don't want people thinkin' I'm some neckbeard, I shower, I just have shitty habits since I was badly depressed for like at least a fourth of my life or so, to the point that basic hygiene was near impossible.)

    • @ichangedmyusername
      @ichangedmyusername 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@kiralonely It's okay bro gender dysphoria makes showering hard. Been there

    • @seansean3659
      @seansean3659 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kiralonely tmi

  • @BananaSmoothie7
    @BananaSmoothie7 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    Ryan predicted the jonkler meme

    • @khilo705
      @khilo705 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Why so serious?

    • @FinestMediocrity
      @FinestMediocrity 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      WHY SO SERIOUS???

  • @inaudiblescreeching
    @inaudiblescreeching 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2279

    Mr Beards songs have no right being as catchy as they are, this is gonna be stuck in my head for days😭

    • @NoDefaultsPlease
      @NoDefaultsPlease 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Genuinely the worst, now I have to sing it out loud for weeks and make everyone around me question why they let me exist.

    • @inaudiblescreeching
      @inaudiblescreeching 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@NoDefaultsPlease lmaooo

    • @christopherhammond5142
      @christopherhammond5142 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      The outro gets stuck in my head every damned video.

    • @channingbushman5346
      @channingbushman5346 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      It has a very silly kind of bill wurtz quality that BANGS

    • @inaudiblescreeching
      @inaudiblescreeching 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@channingbushman5346 fr

  • @febreezeofdespair
    @febreezeofdespair 2 ปีที่แล้ว +555

    As a woman, I can confirm that it is in fact my doing that men have become homosexuals. I spend hours in my basement summoning demons, bribing them with red velvet albums and then sending them out to curse all men with incurable gayness.

    • @jojogodtier
      @jojogodtier ปีที่แล้ว

      you dumb female. this man made the repellent. take that SIS
      SIS - 0
      BRO - 69

    • @nobitanobi3475
      @nobitanobi3475 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Omg a reveluv !! ❤❤

    • @thisisbadpoetry
      @thisisbadpoetry ปีที่แล้ว +21

      oh my god thank you so much (from a gay trans guy)

    • @Jaco879-eu3qv
      @Jaco879-eu3qv ปีที่แล้ว +7

      ​@@thisisbadpoetrythis spell is pretty fire ngl. A nice break from big bazingas

    • @MysteryGeek2006
      @MysteryGeek2006 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What about bi men? Are they just men whos gay spell didnt kick in all the way in 💀

  • @HannahBayles
    @HannahBayles 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3301

    Ok but your incel song is a JAM

    • @donkeyhobo34
      @donkeyhobo34 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I'm in love with you

    • @bluetube364
      @bluetube364 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Omg hey Hannah. Funny to see you here.

    • @scarletsage6267
      @scarletsage6267 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Oh Hannah love you

    • @donkeyhobo34
      @donkeyhobo34 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Me and Hannah should get married

    • @lebensmann6528
      @lebensmann6528 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Mike, wtf