SO TRUE, when they showed the "Brazillian girl" I almost choked laughing. I'm Brazilian and the stereotype is beyond stupid, plus they could've worked a bit harder on that outfit cuz if they want the stereotype, at least do it pretty like them girls during Carnival parties 😂😂😂😂🎉
@@anah.forratthe girl in the vid looks less malnourished and more curvy than any Brazilian. that, and every decent looking woman there is either getting beheaded or has 200 types of STDs
As a sex worker of 3 years I can tell you for certain; so many guys come in acting bitch with their mates, but once you're in the room with them, half the time they turn to mush and wanna suck your toes. It's kind of adorable imo
@z g a lot of the time they really should be in therapy, but it's easier to vale with sex and feel attractive and listened to by a young girl. It's often that the job is more emotionally draining than physically
I remember watching this and 1000 ways to die all the time, I definitely got a lot of misogynist humor from it. I think a turning point was when I was in driving class at 16 and I made like 50 jokes about women drivers and someone just went "bro you've got issues with women," and everyone, including the girls, all kind of nodded and murmured in agreement. I kinda thought everyone was in on the joke but it kind of woke me up to how unfunny it was.
Thank god u had peers that were real with you Many grown ass adults I know (like im their 40s-50s) still dunno when something is wrong. So its good that you as a teenager were able to grasp some things are downright yikes better than ppl twice ur age
I totally get you. How old are you? Cause younger Millennials and older Gen Zs usually went through a lot of that. We grew up with the early days of internet and some weird days on TV, comedy being dominated by misogynistic dudes making gross jokes, and that’s what we were told is supposed to be funny. I remember not even understanding the appeal of this kind of humor, but reproducing it anyways because since adults were doing it, it seemed cool and right. Only after I embarrassed myself a couple times I realized not everything adults enjoy is funny and cool.
kurtis's editing is a coping technique he created to help him cope with the traumatic memories from spike tv. while he supresses the memories themselves in order to prevent him from receiving more trauma, the mark left on him was hard to deal with, leading to the wild editing. in this essay i will-
I feel like this show was intended to be satire, and then accidentally found an audience of guys who took it seriously, and they got in over their heads trying to see how far they could go.
@@menoguchi Probably. The whole thing just feels so "POWERTHIRST!" that I can't believe it's serious. At the very least it feels like they're intentionally pandering and exploiting their demographic.
can we appreciate how 13 year old kurtis was totally fine with this show but he still came out a good person, this is character development at its finest
In fact, kurtis assimilated his childhood friend and became Kurtis Connor. It's time to come clean, Kurtis... For how long will you go on living like this....
@Yoongi's Egg Sandwich: Does Kurtis edit his videos like this show? Yes. Does he repeat words and phrases? Yes. Extra greeting anyone?? Does Kurtis like boobs? Yes. Does Kurtis occasionally get intimate with cars? He's been known to rev up some engines around Kurtistown, so... YES He's the living embodiment of this show, dude, and you love'im for it!
I came across this when I was like 8 years old and the only question I remember from it was "what do men like more: boobs or butts?", the answer being butts. Being 8, I thought this was hilarious and told all my friends about it at school. That same year, my brother (he was 17 at the time), had some friends over and they were talking about girls and my bro said he didn't like big boobs because they "get in the way". So I genuinely thought that dudes didn't like boobs but pretended to love them. Turns out, I was just gay
I love how they said it was semen that has the anti depressant properties because they’ve never made a girl orgasm which is the actual thing that helps lmao 🤣
I feel like kurtis could've become an f-boy tiktok eboy in an alternate universe and I thank the gods everyday that this isn't the reality I'm living in.
@@lunacian3350 i mean like, if he was raised differently. like he's adorable and amazing but he's _hot_ . like, he did it with the e-boy vid and he totally looked like them. he has the looks for it but thankfully, he actually has a personality that isn't a dumpster fire so he's not turning into one, thank god.
I remember telling a guy that "I'm sorry we can't bang birth control gives me severe depression" and he went "Semen is an anti-depressant you know." I'm so glad to finally know where this information came from because that haunts me to this day
Holy shit I’m so sorry but I’m gonna fix this. “I’m sorry we can’t bang. Birth control gives me severe depression.” Idk if I’m dumb but that one missing period made me think you didn’t want to bang birth control because it gave you severe depression.
I had to say something similar to my bf. I'm down to have a kid he's not so he wants me to take birth control but it messes with my hormones. I'd be a 24/7 bitch with cravings.
the fact that kurtis grew up with this type of content and he's still the most wholesome man to ever exist is a prime example that being respectful is a choice
This show gives off “Closeted gay man desperately trying to convince his friends he’s not gay” vibes. Like whenever he says anything even remotely telling he’s just like, “JUST KIDDING! BOOBIES AND BEER AND GUNS!!”
@@leighbelk769 uuh maybe the women that threw themselves in front of carriages to get us the vote? Or maybe the ones that campaigned to be able to work? Or the ones that campaigned for equal pay? Or generally any woman that committed herself to gaining rights for a half of humanity?
It feels like some writer behind this actually secretly hated Manswers’ target audience and was trying to mess with them, lol... “HOW DO YOU GET FREE BEER? DRINK IT EXPIRED, STRAIGHT AFROM THE TRASH! IT’S SAFE!”
@@seigeengine no. we dont. some women like to cover themselves and some like to wear bikinis or anything we are comfortable in. this show is so sexist.
I mean, the trailer screams *HUNGH! GOTTA PROTECT MY MASCULINITY! GRRRRRRRRUUUUUH!!! GUN CAR GUN CAR BOOB CAR BIKE GUN SEX BOOB SEX I’M STRAIGHT NOT GAY I’M STRAIGHT NOT GAY I’M STRAIGHT NOT GAAAAY!*
the part where they mention "brazilian babes" just grosses me out so much. she's wearing a random costume and the way they talk about us like we're not actual people??? it's a miracle kurtis turned out a decent guy
I literally thought you were joking when you said "i've put together a montage of how many times they say 'we love boobs!'" and then the clip played and my jaw dropped
I love how off the rails some of the skits go, like one minute they’re talking about girls being “bitchy”, and now it’s some guy who’s been driven to madness because he lost his friend years ago
@@peptobismol2735 Why do people call mha characters by their last name, but then sometimes call them by their quirks, or first name? Most people call tomura by his first name, most of the UA student by their last name, heroes and villians by their quirks! What the heck
@@rbexcess because in Japan, you call someone by their family name most of the time, that's why. It can depend on you, but that's why most people do that
it's three years later and I just realized this show was just spike tv's way of giving misogynistic men cool trivia facts in a way they wouldn't find boring
Kurtis’s ability to singlehandedly write, produce, and star in his skits is unmatched. Full set design, full story arc, AND character development?? Where’s this mans Oscar?? A true underdog of cinema. 😔
I was highly convinced this show was a fever dream lmao. I very distinctly remember learning how to make a taser from a disposable camera, how to jump-start a car via lap dance, and which country has the "easiest" women. I can't believe this was an actual show. 1,000 Ways To Die was lit though.
It’s crazy how fast society has changed since this show came out which was probably in the early 2000s. This show would not be allowed to air today there’s so many different reasons why it wouldn’t work in 2022😭
The only thing that would make his friendship with connor better is if Connor's last name was Kurtis. Hi, I'm Kurtis Connor and this is my friend, *Connor Kurtis*
Kris MD my name is John Michael [last name redacted] and my best friend growing up was named Michael John [last name also redacted] and it was the primary reason why we became friends
Oh my god, Kurtis’s delivery on “you ever noticed how women get really hot around thanksgiving” actually sounded convincing! He’d be a pretty great voice actor
@neroneroki the original comment was praising how well Kurtis did the lip sinc of the original quote from the maswer, not saying he's the creator of the quote
When the dude said “yeah dude it’s top heavy just like a chick with giant jugs” I genuinely thought it was kurtis mocking the guy, but no that is actually what he said
Fun fact: watched this show when I was younger and the episode that stood out most was how to tell if she'll be a "screamer" in bed. According to them it's all about how much her hips move while she walks. Thus I've been insanely self conscious about how much I wiggle while walking and if anyone is thinking that. For a solid 15 years now. Still happens at least once a week.
I watched an episode where they said you could make your gf’s breasts bigger by having a ringtone that mimicked babies crying cuz our hormones would get confused and think we had a baby to feed
Sometimes it seems that the world is steadily getting worse all the time, but then you realize shit like this isn't considered mainstream-acceptable anymore, and it's like a little ray of sunshine in the middle of a tornado.
this makes me so uncomfortable because it's a grown man saying things like "boobs rule!" "we love boobs!" which is something you'd only hear out of a 12 year old boys mouth
Water Stain we all ran in different directions, like that scene in ratatouille, we all ran in different directions....I ran into the laundry room out the window and I’m running in the backyard and I see a fence I thought “I’ve never jumped a fence that high before” then I woke up at home. I probably got some of the dialogue wrong :/
6:18 no it’s the back stall. You have the most room, AND the massive crack in the door just leads to a wall and not you so creeps can’t peek in and see you shitting.
Unless the back stall isn’t the big kind then pick the first one. Unless the first one is meant for little kids then pick the middle one, unless your really short or a little kid
by the time the bouncer bit was over i completely forgot we were still watching manswers that storyline took me somewhere man when that stupid guy came back to talk about free beer i felt like i just came out of a movie theater to see the sun had gone down completely while i was inside
the fact that kurtis actually watched this shit as a kid but still turned out as a respectful and accepting as he is really tells how cool he really is
People shouldn’t think that media has that big of an influence on children. I was super shelter because of that belief and I think it’s a lot more about the experiences kids have when their little, not the tv they watched.
@@grellsutclif9815 agreed, my whole life ive been told drugs are bad ans ppl who use them were bad too, half my friends are stoners lool...point is i grow out of a forced belief
or how little tv actually influences us as kids. Parents and critics today need to get those logs out of their asses because most kids shows and movies these days are honestly shxt (not that manswers is a comparison of that...)
i appreciate that even though kurtiss watched this kind of shit as a child he's still super respectful and logical and cool and didn't pick up all this toxic bs from these weird sexist shows
@@orlyihan361 honestly I feel like most of us were super ignorant in the 2000s. Like this is the shit we were fed so 😬 Sometimes I still can’t believe the shit I was fed as a kid by the media lol
Yeah and also another spike tv show is called PG porn, written, directed and created by James Gunn. It's on TH-cam too. I'd like to see a review on that series
They did have a guy’s choice award show that featured categories such as “ballsiest ass kicker”, “luckiest bastard”, and “sexiest siren”. My guess is they were trying to appeal to the misogynistic frat boy and slipped to the 12 year olds vision of masculinity.
I, as a Brazilian woman, can state for sure that if a TOTAL STRANGER comes with their car and asks me to get in to do butt stuff, OF COURSE I do it with my carnival hat, that I use every day, and a bikini, because we have ZERO respect for ourselves. 🇧🇷
they need to be escorted by police officers because they're still on parole for sexual offences to women and discharging of military-grade explosives and firearms.
I wanna be lesbian
yeah, don't think kurtis had an answer for this one
me too, kid
dont we all
I am
Your car has bewbs?
This video is just Kurtis desperately trying to let us know that Obama is leading a double life as a professional baseball player
Kath Flynn the “b-plot” of the video of you will
maybe he's trying to warn us of something
Golden Glove the mplot
he’s trying to warn us that john epinstin didn’t kill himself
they really said “boobs come in two varieties” as if men in general don’t come in two varieties, men that wear hats, and men that don’t wear hats.
What do they mean by ‘boobs come in two varieties’ as well, like what are the two varieties? I’m so curious
Sulphur and Honey boobs with leaves and boobs without leaves
men that wear hats are just men that don't wear hats wearing hats
Ramón Rivera Fireside ok but what about the men that don’t wear hats but wear hats that aren’t really hats
@@adhyachaturvedi408 what do you leaves??? Are you referring to stretch marks???
i love how kurtis makes full on mini movies to act out what hes thinking of
Yeah and most of his puns are FUNNY AF
The bar one made me laugh so hard I-
You mean skits?🤣
Parker K シ nice pfp dude
nejire-chan ☆ thanks
this show feels like something that would exist in the GTA universe
Right?
SO TRUE, when they showed the "Brazillian girl" I almost choked laughing. I'm Brazilian and the stereotype is beyond stupid, plus they could've worked a bit harder on that outfit cuz if they want the stereotype, at least do it pretty like them girls during Carnival parties 😂😂😂😂🎉
@@anah.forratthe girl in the vid looks less malnourished and more curvy than any Brazilian. that, and every decent looking woman there is either getting beheaded or has 200 types of STDs
100%
Also just implying that you can just run into a Brazilian girl wearing an outfit like that in your day to day life
This show reads like a dude trying to be as manly as possible in order to hide his vast array of unusual kinks
You just described 'Spike' in a nutshell 😂
As a sex worker of 3 years I can tell you for certain; so many guys come in acting bitch with their mates, but once you're in the room with them, half the time they turn to mush and wanna suck your toes.
It's kind of adorable imo
Lmaoooo, also, totoro 🥰
@z g a lot of the time they really should be in therapy, but it's easier to vale with sex and feel attractive and listened to by a young girl.
It's often that the job is more emotionally draining than physically
I read this as “his vast array of unusual kids”
I think the people that are going around calling anyone who’s nice to women a simp right now are the the people that took this show as gospel.
These morons are calling a dude a simp for bringing flowers to his dead wives grave.
Hey if you didn't know it was supposed to be a joke... some people just took it farther then others
Guys... these simp things are all jokes. Nobody actually thinks less of someone because they are a “simp”
Husky Gaming You would be surprised how serious some people get. There are people who genuinely think that way.
Raychle Bernoth what happened with idubbbz?
This whole show sounds like it's meant to confirm the hosts' heterosexuality.
He has pages of playboy magazines taped to his bedroom wall like band posters
@@ICantRecognizeCelebrities peel them off and there's playgirl
My comment got deleted lol
People make everything about sexuality now a days, can you just enjoy a video like a normal person
@@FigFirearms because its toxic masculinity
I remember watching this and 1000 ways to die all the time,
I definitely got a lot of misogynist humor from it. I think a turning point was when I was in driving class at 16 and I made like 50 jokes about women drivers and someone just went "bro you've got issues with women," and everyone, including the girls, all kind of nodded and murmured in agreement.
I kinda thought everyone was in on the joke but it kind of woke me up to how unfunny it was.
The good ending. Thank you for changing because most people don’t like being in the wrong
@@jumpobumpo good ending indeed!
Thank god u had peers that were real with you
Many grown ass adults I know (like im their 40s-50s) still dunno when something is wrong. So its good that you as a teenager were able to grasp some things are downright yikes better than ppl twice ur age
Man that must have been embarrassing but I’m glad it woke you up! I’m happy you grew from it instead of being defensive
I totally get you. How old are you? Cause younger Millennials and older Gen Zs usually went through a lot of that. We grew up with the early days of internet and some weird days on TV, comedy being dominated by misogynistic dudes making gross jokes, and that’s what we were told is supposed to be funny.
I remember not even understanding the appeal of this kind of humor, but reproducing it anyways because since adults were doing it, it seemed cool and right. Only after I embarrassed myself a couple times I realized not everything adults enjoy is funny and cool.
kurtis's editing is a coping technique he created to help him cope with the traumatic memories from spike tv. while he supresses the memories themselves in order to prevent him from receiving more trauma, the mark left on him was hard to deal with, leading to the wild editing. in this essay i will-
im quoting this in my next English paper.
this is the funniest comment in this section thanks
OP WHERES THE ESSAY
me
Thank you for hosting this TedTalk.
I feel like this show was intended to be satire, and then accidentally found an audience of guys who took it seriously, and they got in over their heads trying to see how far they could go.
I think so. But I really don't know cause this was prime time for trash shows like Rock of Love & Pickup Artists.
The sad thing is. People actually still watch it.
I feel like you're really giving them too much credit here lol
@@menoguchi Probably. The whole thing just feels so "POWERTHIRST!" that I can't believe it's serious. At the very least it feels like they're intentionally pandering and exploiting their demographic.
I don’t think it’s satire, but I do think they’re playing to their audience haha
can we appreciate how 13 year old kurtis was totally fine with this show but he still came out a good person, this is character development at its finest
Makes me wonder how many of the trolls out there are just immature
so many dudes literally never grow out of it, this is refreshing to see
b o o b i e s
Senselless it makes me sad
yesss u are so right
At first I thought “CRAPPING CAN KILL?” had to be part of Kurtis’s voiceover bit, but it really was just Manswers outdoing itself.
They're constantly raising the bar and doing it flawlessly
outdoodooing itself
Elvis wants you to hold his beer
In fact, kurtis assimilated his childhood friend and became Kurtis Connor. It's time to come clean, Kurtis... For how long will you go on living like this....
Underrated
wizz it’s Kurtis Conner tho...
@@loisxx3799 That's a cover
@@loisxx3799 it's his cover up
@@레아-q4e hell yeah
Lets all be glad that this show didn’t influence kurtis that much as a kid.
Yoongi’s Egg Sandwich but when he described the show, he described his videos...
Wallet Warrior i meant that the show didnt influence him in a bad way. Like degrading women and such ahshdn
where do you think he learned how to edit
Lil meow meow's sandwich "that much" 😂
@Yoongi's Egg Sandwich:
Does Kurtis edit his videos like this show? Yes.
Does he repeat words and phrases? Yes. Extra greeting anyone??
Does Kurtis like boobs? Yes.
Does Kurtis occasionally get intimate with cars? He's been known to rev up some engines around Kurtistown, so... YES
He's the living embodiment of this show, dude, and you love'im for it!
I came across this when I was like 8 years old and the only question I remember from it was "what do men like more: boobs or butts?", the answer being butts. Being 8, I thought this was hilarious and told all my friends about it at school.
That same year, my brother (he was 17 at the time), had some friends over and they were talking about girls and my bro said he didn't like big boobs because they "get in the way". So I genuinely thought that dudes didn't like boobs but pretended to love them. Turns out, I was just gay
This was a full length novel and I’m here for it
This comment has better plot twists than most commercial movies
so this show stopped u from mquestioning your sexuality because of the boob manswer.
...i'm sorry
Kellan Vosbein IM CRYING THIS COMMENT IS GOLD
This comment made ma laugh a lot 😂
I love how they said it was semen that has the anti depressant properties because they’ve never made a girl orgasm which is the actual thing that helps lmao 🤣
💀
Friggin WHEEZING 😂😂
Yeah I want some peer reviewed follow up studies on that claim…like a *lot* of them
the show is satire look it up@@chaotic.tired.goblin.
@sh4dysh4de that's why it's not true because cvm can't save lives
Kurtis’s sketches are getting so intricate, they’re starting to have B-plots and share universes
Jake Custer this is the beginning of the KSCU
(Kurtis’s Skits Cinematic Universe)
We've got an actual intellectual here, I'm so honored to share a fan-base with you, man.
Yesss
A cinematic masterpiece
Obama at 3rd base
I feel like kurtis could've become an f-boy tiktok eboy in an alternate universe and I thank the gods everyday that this isn't the reality I'm living in.
RIGHT??
Shay. W. This pure and iconic soul? Not a chance.
@@lunacian3350 i mean like, if he was raised differently. like he's adorable and amazing but he's _hot_ . like, he did it with the e-boy vid and he totally looked like them. he has the looks for it but thankfully, he actually has a personality that isn't a dumpster fire so he's not turning into one, thank god.
Shay. W. These are indeed facts. Kurtis is one beautiful individual.
it's wild that we could all be fans of Noah Sentineo while he would be making fun of Kurtis.
in an alternate reality obvi
I remember telling a guy that "I'm sorry we can't bang birth control gives me severe depression" and he went
"Semen is an anti-depressant you know."
I'm so glad to finally know where this information came from because that haunts me to this day
Lmaoooo nooooo
Holy shit I’m so sorry but I’m gonna fix this. “I’m sorry we can’t bang. Birth control gives me severe depression.” Idk if I’m dumb but that one missing period made me think you didn’t want to bang birth control because it gave you severe depression.
@@Branden29 same
Oh my god😂
I had to say something similar to my bf. I'm down to have a kid he's not so he wants me to take birth control but it messes with my hormones. I'd be a 24/7 bitch with cravings.
the fact that kurtis grew up with this type of content and he's still the most wholesome man to ever exist is a prime example that being respectful is a choice
Being respectful is a choice but when you’re raised to be disrespectful to women you may not even realize that choice exists.
Broke: mansplaining
Woke: manswering
Real woke: manslaughter
LA Vispel mans laughter
@@Chickitten ok that made me laugh, not gonna lie!
Bloke: Maninnit
this is hilarious but the fact that there are men out there who genuinely think and act like this makes me never want to leave my house ever again
maybe covid is saving us all. after all, quarantine means everyone is staying inside their houses anyways
I've got some good news for you. Covid-19
Funny u would say that
And you don’t have to! Thanks to corona!
YOU'VE GOT BOOOOBBBSSSS!!!!! what could be BETTER! If you're feeling down did you know MY SEMEN CAN CURE YOU!!! WOAAAA
This entire show is literally just that "Do straight men even like women?" meme
@snoop yeah. If you think about it. You're attracted to someone who likes men: that's pretty gay if you ask me
@snoop bro having guy friends is kinda sus. I mean you're having a deep relationship with another dude; kinda sussy
@snoop your kinda sussy😳
Bruh the replies XD
Existing is pretty gay, because everything in the universe feels gravitational *attraction* to each other, including men
I started watching Spike/Manswers around 12-13, and I developed an eating disorder around the same time. The show, um, did not help.
Oh 😬 i,uh, hope everything's alright
Yeah, this would have furthered my body image issues.
The whole thing comes off as a parody of hetero men stereotypes.
Though when your punchline is "boobs are awesome" it gets stale quick.
It's ✨toxic masculinity✨
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It feels like what a closeted gay guy would describe his ideal woman to his straight friends
That Spike commercial is an Alpha male's life flashing before his eyes before he dies
LOL
he wishes
When I tell you I laughed out loud
Every stereotypical cliché action movie ever made and or every movie that one expects to be directed by Michael Bay.
At 2am this hit way to hard. I’m cackling
This show gives off “Closeted gay man desperately trying to convince his friends he’s not gay” vibes. Like whenever he says anything even remotely telling he’s just like, “JUST KIDDING! BOOBIES AND BEER AND GUNS!!”
Reminds me of the Simpsons when the closet gay Smithers injects himself with straight medicine and shouts "I love Boobies!"
Same energy
Or when captain holt was trying to look straight because he was undercover and kept talking about boobs
@@renhey9979 what are talking about? He was married to strong female woman with nice heavy breasts.
@@dontlookbehind1385 perhaps so, as as soon as he sees a pair of strong, heavy breasts, he can't restrain himself, so is it really his fault?
Hey bro, are you checking out this dude? Seriously?
Aaah, no no no! No way! No! Boobs are awsome!!! I, I love boobs!!
I know this is overused but imagine this was the only proof humanity existed
😭
Well, at least aliens would get a whole lot of clues on _one_ kind of humanity
i mean it wouldn’t even really be a bad example of humanity, the patriarchy has existed for almost as long as humans have
The producers of Manswers walked so neckbeards and incels could run.
@Hannah Wren 🤣🤣🤣 IM DYING RN BAHAHAHA
M'answers 👒
are you sure about that because it seems like the producers were just fucking running everywhere
@@leighbelk769 uuh maybe the women that threw themselves in front of carriages to get us the vote? Or maybe the ones that campaigned to be able to work? Or the ones that campaigned for equal pay? Or generally any woman that committed herself to gaining rights for a half of humanity?
@@leighbelk769 You hear that? It's the sound of the point going over your head
I think some of these clips gave me terminal mancer.
Matthew Lewis SO UNDERRATED
HAHAAHAHAHHAAHA THIS IS SO UNDERRATED
THIS IS ART
卵Hanatamago NARUDO IS ART
You didn’t!
It feels like some writer behind this actually secretly hated Manswers’ target audience and was trying to mess with them, lol... “HOW DO YOU GET FREE BEER? DRINK IT EXPIRED, STRAIGHT AFROM THE TRASH! IT’S SAFE!”
Alexander T like it’s actually all just satire 😂
“get your dick stuck in a car!”
Stick your hot rod in your hot rod
I downloaded the “can you fart so hard your balls explode” clip to my phone and now I send it to people with no context
this is comedy gold
it’s my favorite quote to ever exist
based
I love how the show makes it seem like women just casually walk around everywhere in bikinis/spandex
You mean they don't?
@@seigeengine no. we dont. some women like to cover themselves and some like to wear bikinis or anything we are comfortable in. this show is so sexist.
@@jenniekim-5155 i think they were joking😂 :)
Yea like ew who wears clothes 😒
Bold of you to assume they’re not
I feel like this show can be summed up as "Beer and boobs good, woman bad"
So we get a bunch of guys to grow boobs, problem solved right
R J no homo tho 🥵
Cameron Mat these dudes probably get breast implants for themselves
This show is just anti-simp. Lol
If men could just get boobs without the women you would never see a straight couple
This is like Toxic Masculinity The Show.
fr tho
The entire channel was brimming with toxic masculinity.
I mean, the trailer screams *HUNGH! GOTTA PROTECT MY MASCULINITY! GRRRRRRRRUUUUUH!!! GUN CAR GUN CAR BOOB CAR BIKE GUN SEX BOOB SEX I’M STRAIGHT NOT GAY I’M STRAIGHT NOT GAY I’M STRAIGHT NOT GAAAAY!*
@@thejay8963 LMAOSIEJWNSJSBS
Toxic masculinity ruins the party again! I hope someone gets the reference
the part where they mention "brazilian babes" just grosses me out so much. she's wearing a random costume and the way they talk about us like we're not actual people??? it's a miracle kurtis turned out a decent guy
I literally thought you were joking when you said "i've put together a montage of how many times they say 'we love boobs!'" and then the clip played and my jaw dropped
BOOBS
BOOBS
BOOBS
YOURE A REAL MAN IF YOU LOVE BOOBS-
Sapphics:
Me: *holds up a lesbian*
Behold, a man!
It was the straightest thing I had EVER SEEN I was wheezing
@@Makoharu-io4zd I legitimately spit out my soda this is gold Diogenes would be so proud
@@lixak6307 yes!!! I’m so glad
I love how off the rails some of the skits go, like one minute they’re talking about girls being “bitchy”, and now it’s some guy who’s been driven to madness because he lost his friend years ago
wwreally...👉👈🥺
“WANT FREE BEER!!!??? PUUUUBLICCC LLLAAAANNNDDDFFIILLLSSSSS!!!!
"Huh? Ururaka?"
@@peptobismol2735 Why do people call mha characters by their last name, but then sometimes call them by their quirks, or first name? Most people call tomura by his first name, most of the UA student by their last name, heroes and villians by their quirks! What the heck
@@rbexcess because in Japan, you call someone by their family name most of the time, that's why. It can depend on you, but that's why most people do that
his google history after this must look like a war field
haha omg good point
That would have been a great transition to the ad read.
Nadia Riemichen warzone
I want to Die oh i‘m so sorry, I‘m not from an english speaking country so sometimes my english isn’t good
it's three years later and I just realized this show was just spike tv's way of giving misogynistic men cool trivia facts in a way they wouldn't find boring
i love how kurtis can take the smallest SITUATION EVER and turn it into a whole play and a half
It’s low key like my favorite part of his channel
is obama playing
That's the difference between reacting and transformative content.
I just imagine Kurtis being like, "Hey Jenna? ...can I borrow your bra real quick?"
I like to think he took it with out asking only for her to walk in on him wearing it
Or he could've just bought a bra
It looked like it fit him pretty well 100% convinced he went and had a fitting and now owns his own
The tag's still on 😂
I M A G I N E
The “Bar bouncer” skit felt like a fever dream
A nightmare
Totally. Or my sleep paralysis demon. ...
It happened to me at Chuck-E-Cheese. I couldn't pay for the beer so all the animals beat me up.
I WAS ABOUT TO COMMENT THAT EXACT THING UM
The unexpected love story was riveting.
The holy trinity: mansplain, manspread, and manswer
manspread still sounds like a euphemism to me.
Manslpain, manspread, and manswer, the only thing that can defeat them is gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss. The battle of the century.
This is like “I’m straight I swear!” The show
You trying to say something about Kurtis?
@@vlo4829 oh, I think they're talking about the spike channel
@The Walrus: But Kurtis admitted he was an avid viewer of that channel, so...
@@vlo4829 Everyone does questionable stuff when they're in puberty so...
@@vlo4829 Dude chill he was talking about the Channal
the extra greeting hits DIFFERENT when you’re sad
I'd love to extra greet you everyday
PerkSystem best pickup line
Truly. It makes my dad sometimes
PerkSystem that was amazing
@@EddieBoy_Leigh makes my dad-
Kurtis’s ability to singlehandedly write, produce, and star in his skits is unmatched. Full set design, full story arc, AND character development?? Where’s this mans Oscar?? A true underdog of cinema. 😔
And his ability to segue into an ad read 👌
1k like
hey lyle
Zanele Valverde TIL I’m fucking retarded because I always thought it was spelled segway
Keller Gilbert I absolutely would’ve spelled it the same way so ur good
I was highly convinced this show was a fever dream lmao. I very distinctly remember learning how to make a taser from a disposable camera, how to jump-start a car via lap dance, and which country has the "easiest" women. I can't believe this was an actual show. 1,000 Ways To Die was lit though.
I loved the disposable camera taser.
Basically, just shorting capacitors, but cool as hell.
the romance between the bouncer and the bartender was so barTENDER.
I saw this just after I commented about it
Lunacian omg SAME 😫😫😫
RequiemForABuckeye simp
*crowd cheering*
Bartender hold me all night
Bartender our love is alive
Baby remember ....🎶🎵🎶🎵
Bart-t-t-tender lalala
The manswers narrator sounds like an informercial trying to sell you misogyny
Underrated. Y’all this is THE comment this is it
Now that you mention it that is right on the money
BILLY MAYS HERE! DO YOU THINK WOMEN ARE STUPID? WELL I HAVE JUST THE THING FOR YOU! MASOGYNY!
A+
@gjaddajg oh you big mad huh. Lmao, sad
i’m gonna be honest i never wanted to hear kurtis conner say “sleeveless” when referring to unprotected sex
What if somebody is still uncircumcised but doesn't use a condom? What's that called?
3/4 sleeve?
267622 sleeveless hoodie
quarter zip
@@wavvy6654 only time i wanna hear kurtis say sleeveless
It’s crazy how fast society has changed since this show came out which was probably in the early 2000s. This show would not be allowed to air today there’s so many different reasons why it wouldn’t work in 2022😭
*scientist explain why and how vending machines tip over*
Manswers: Is this an opportunity to talk about women’s breasts?
The only thing that would make his friendship with connor better is if Connor's last name was Kurtis.
Hi, I'm Kurtis Connor and this is my friend, *Connor Kurtis*
Kris MD my name is John Michael [last name redacted] and my best friend growing up was named Michael John [last name also redacted] and it was the primary reason why we became friends
kurtis conner and connor kurtes
kurtis trying to be aggressive: sounds exactly the same just a tiny bit louder
Like a baby chicken
soph he sounds like drew gooden (I don’t think I spelt that right lol)
Oh my god, Kurtis’s delivery on “you ever noticed how women get really hot around thanksgiving” actually sounded convincing! He’d be a pretty great voice actor
@neroneroki the original comment was praising how well Kurtis did the lip sinc of the original quote from the maswer, not saying he's the creator of the quote
Imagine my surprise when he said "researchers at yee yee university" and shows a picture of my university
You went to yee yee University
And that will never change be proud of that
And it’s a great yee yeeniversity
hook em baybee 😔🤘
when the show went “researchers at the University of Arkansas,” I LURCHED because that’s the college i’m going to next year 🗿
Hannah Marie lmaoo😂
“And everyone was just fine with it”
Early 2000’s was just a wild era
I wasn't alive
It really was. I look back on some of those times with rose colored glasses, but sometimes I think. Wait. How was that *truly* better?
Princess BabyCabbage the golden age
So many poor fashion choices. Oh boy. Frosted tips? Low rise jeans paired with thongs and crop tops? Yikes. Edit: so many bright colors too
@@parkchimmin7913 oh god you brought back so many memories
that extra greeting is pulling all of us over during quarantine
It be hitting different tho 😳
It is 😂
6:11 that was the cutest giggle ever, it honestly cleared my ears after hearing manswers dude yell "FATAL FECAL ATTACK WHEN YOU POP A DUKE"
it’s funnier when you realize he had to ask his girlfriend if he could borrow one of her bras
i prefer to imagine its his own xD
it’s great when you date someone the same size as you
666666
👁️👄👁️
he's still got the tag on bro and I understand
Fun Fact: one of the producers of Manswers was actually the producer of Plan B, the Bee movie movie Danny Gonzales talked about
H O N E Y
No wonder why they both carry the same CURSED energy
I wonder if Manswers has a mquestion about D R I L L I N G A N D D R A I N I N G
That explains a lot
This goes all the way to the top huh
Maybe the real Manswers are the friends we've made along the way
this is mlp s#@*
AGSFSGSHSGDG
yay
*Sniff* You're god damn right.
Nah man. ITS BOOOOOBSSSSS!!!
I’m so glad this video isn’t age restricted anymore
the internet is finally old enough to watch it
why was manswers literally 5 minute crafts for 13 yr old boys
Morgan Denton OMFG This was too funny. 10/10 wheeze laughs
*It was ahead of it’s time!! It was beginning of the cringe fest!!*
BAHAHHA THATS WHAT I WAS THINKING
Morgan Denton AHAHAHAHAHA
When I was 13, I will only watch 5 min crafts
When the dude said “yeah dude it’s top heavy just like a chick with giant jugs” I genuinely thought it was kurtis mocking the guy, but no that is actually what he said
Fun fact: watched this show when I was younger and the episode that stood out most was how to tell if she'll be a "screamer" in bed. According to them it's all about how much her hips move while she walks. Thus I've been insanely self conscious about how much I wiggle while walking and if anyone is thinking that. For a solid 15 years now. Still happens at least once a week.
Why did I just become insanely angry for a second
F
I watched an episode where they said you could make your gf’s breasts bigger by having a ringtone that mimicked babies crying cuz our hormones would get confused and think we had a baby to feed
This just goes to show how fucked up the entertainment industry is I guess. 😡☹️
Oh my fuckin god, I thought that my sick brain made this shit up after watching the show, when I was a kid
Sometimes it seems that the world is steadily getting worse all the time, but then you realize shit like this isn't considered mainstream-acceptable anymore, and it's like a little ray of sunshine in the middle of a tornado.
this makes me so uncomfortable because it's a grown man saying things like "boobs rule!" "we love boobs!" which is something you'd only hear out of a 12 year old boys mouth
noelle ya...
or out of my gay mouth...
I mean
dumb thicc wizard I can tell you are in fact a fellow Greg
Shut the fuck up, you feminist.
The voice-over sounds like the woman talking in Troom Troom, unnecessarily exaggerating every single word, just in a deeper voice lol.
he's the Troom Troom lady's very agressive husband
Oh my god, SpikeTV is just Troom Troom and 5 Minute Crafts but for duuuuuuuudes! (duuuuuuuuudes are legally distinct from men)
@@judi7238 their poor kids are going to be mute by choice to rebel, or the most obnoxious sounds in existence!
Kurtis having a friend called connor radiates the same energy as John Mulaney's friend called John
Imagine: John Mulaney has a friend named Mulaney John
he had multiple friends named john
This is a beautiful comment.
And them my friend John, he grabbed a 40, smashed it on the ground and yelled *scatter*
Water Stain we all ran in different directions, like that scene in ratatouille, we all ran in different directions....I ran into the laundry room out the window and I’m running in the backyard and I see a fence I thought “I’ve never jumped a fence that high before” then I woke up at home.
I probably got some of the dialogue wrong :/
6:18 no it’s the back stall. You have the most room, AND the massive crack in the door just leads to a wall and not you so creeps can’t peek in and see you shitting.
Unless the back stall isn’t the big kind then pick the first one. Unless the first one is meant for little kids then pick the middle one, unless your really short or a little kid
I like how all the women on this show are beautiful and all the guys aren’t at all
[insult men/compliment women]
Nah just pointed out the blatant misogyny
@@erloser6942 lol, the only misogynist involved is you.
seigeengine that’s not what that means but sure
@@erloser6942 That's exactly what it means. The fact you don't realize you're misogynist is the problem.
Kurtis: boy who will remain nameless
Also Kurtis: **JAMES**
I love how Kurtis has been complaining about needing a haircut, but his hair looks exactly the same as always.
True😂
the show looks like what you would see in a south park parody
Can we keep this “Obama on third base” joke running for vids, absolutely hilarious
It's like our own inside joke with Kurtis lol
GekeGeko HAH You said “running” for vids. And Obama ran for president
@@lynns.art1 omg-
I would like to see a movie starring only kurtis Conner as everyone
Deyana Woolley I want to get rich and pay to make this movie
What if Neil Breen produced it
agreed
@@cat-dk3ql Then it would be amazing.
Go fund me?
manswers really said “yeah girls are hot but them talking and having a personality? Is not.”
“Yeah girls are hot but have you ever thought about fucking your car”
Was Manswers just a Canadian thing or an I just too young to have known about it
learn it, remember it.
18:12
kurtis laugh was so damn adorable idk how many times i replayed that.
gay. (and theres nothing wrong with that 🏳️🌈)
Imagine kurtis and connor meeting for the first time:
"Hey I'm kurtis conner"
"Wait what how'd you know my name?!"
Lmaoo (also love the Wilbur pfp)
Omg 😂💯 (I also love the Wilbur pfp haha)
underrated comment
Omg you love Wilbur and 5sos. Subscribed buddy
@@suktadas9737 wow that means a lot thank you!!
by the time the bouncer bit was over i completely forgot we were still watching manswers that storyline took me somewhere man when that stupid guy came back to talk about free beer i felt like i just came out of a movie theater to see the sun had gone down completely while i was inside
the fact that kurtis actually watched this shit as a kid but still turned out as a respectful and accepting as he is really tells how cool he really is
zewdae dude i know
People shouldn’t think that media has that big of an influence on children. I was super shelter because of that belief and I think it’s a lot more about the experiences kids have when their little, not the tv they watched.
shout out to his parents
@@grellsutclif9815 agreed, my whole life ive been told drugs are bad ans ppl who use them were bad too, half my friends are stoners lool...point is i grow out of a forced belief
or how little tv actually influences us as kids. Parents and critics today need to get those logs out of their asses because most kids shows and movies these days are honestly shxt (not that manswers is a comparison of that...)
This video gave me a maneurysm.
a mheart mattack
A sheer heart mattack
A manxiety attack
I'm having a manvous breakdown reading this
Phoebe nice one 😂😂😂
i appreciate that even though kurtiss watched this kind of shit as a child he's still super respectful and logical and cool and didn't pick up all this toxic bs from these weird sexist shows
good parenting and common sense.
He actually uses his brain ig
Yeah Kurtis really turned out well even despite watchung this shitty show. I'm kinda impressed.
He probably did as a kid but eventually grew up and realized that shit is wrong. Cause I was like that lol
@@orlyihan361 honestly I feel like most of us were super ignorant in the 2000s. Like this is the shit we were fed so 😬 Sometimes I still can’t believe the shit I was fed as a kid by the media lol
I’ll never forget they had that segment where they listed which animals had the most humanlike vaginas. I watched that. I WAS A CHILD
Whoa I feel like I need therapy after just reading this
ok but ones do
WHAT ANIMALS???????
Anonymous Flamingo in the end I’m pretty sure the manatee was the answer.
@@mihawk508 I would have guessed "sheep" because I'm pretty sure I heard that somewhere but "manatee" is ten times worse
I had a friend who, well into college, believed every "manswer" on this show.
This looks like a twelve-year-old boy’s idea masculinity.
Welcome to Spike TV, that's pretty much the whole channel.
Yeah and also another spike tv show is called PG porn, written, directed and created by James Gunn. It's on TH-cam too. I'd like to see a review on that series
That's probably because it's the demographic they are trying to appeal to
They did have a guy’s choice award show that featured categories such as “ballsiest ass kicker”, “luckiest bastard”, and “sexiest siren”. My guess is they were trying to appeal to the misogynistic frat boy and slipped to the 12 year olds vision of masculinity.
EXCUSE ME, i think you mean 13?! Reee
If never thought Id see a gay love story between Kurtis and Kurtis
Kurtis is the only one for kurtis
Pretty average for this channel 😂
We need fanfic about this-
- Da CookieAnimates - oh god yes
cmon guys we just need 111 more till we reach it-
I, as a Brazilian woman, can state for sure that if a TOTAL STRANGER comes with their car and asks me to get in to do butt stuff, OF COURSE I do it with my carnival hat, that I use every day, and a bikini, because we have ZERO respect for ourselves. 🇧🇷
I figured
Yep
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ur 14
All Brazilian women dress like that every day, right?
Manswers is the favorite show of the Vulture from Brooklyn Nine-Nine
Ok so sexualizing women bad and everything, but the amount of gay panic this video caused me was palpable
Same tho. Also, is your pfpf the non-binary flag? It's the right colors in the right order but idk if it was intentional :)
E J ya it is
sameee
Momo Readuth they got flustered because of how attractive the girls were. I got it too 😔
gOD ME TOO
God the early 2000s were such a disturbed time culture wise.
They were a lawless wasteland.
Oh that’s why I’m so weird-
Because I was born in the early 2000s
@@arijajoy you're barely legal sis
Cassandra Jindra this is true I am only 16
@@arijajoy well I will tell you that the early 2000s were amazing and so disturbing all at the same time. But there was A LOT OF DENIM.
I imagine everyone who worked on the t.v show manswers was wearing a “Female Body Inspector” tshirt and cargo shorts at the time of filming
i can’t believe how incredibly accurate this is your brain is too powerful
this is... *too* accurate
they need to be escorted by police officers because they're still on parole for sexual offences to women and discharging of military-grade explosives and firearms.
Topped of with a Huge ass pair of etnies sneakers, a DC SnapBack and enough axe body spray for you to smell them 2 towns away.
@@BØØTYP0UNDER666 enough axe body spray could probably work the same as mustard gas.
The way the Obama on third base joke continued the whole time , i salute you kurtis 🫡
I love how Kurtis’ little movies goes from a man with no money, to an arrested bouncer having a thing with the barista
Baristas actually make coffee fyi :)
I think the word you’re looking for is “skits” lol
plot twist!
Sprinkling in a little bit of representation
It’s a bartender not a barista dumbass
“Boobs come in two varieties” funniest quote I think I have ever listened to
I still want to know what those two varieties are
@@jacquieb.5850 I wanna know what the shape of my boobs says about my personality!
@@clairekaplan7417 hahah I’d take that buzzfeed quiz
@@emelkangi Buzzfeed be like "those ladybumps mean your perfect date is with Prince Phillip from Sleeping Beauty at the Cheesecake Factory."
@@jacquieb.5850 First variety - LEFT BEWWWB! Second variety - RIGHT BEWWB!! AWESOME! BEWWBS ARE AWESOME! WITH BEER!
Kurtis: Are you in a rut? Just have some nut!
Depressed people with peanut allergies: 👁👄👁
g u e s s i ' l l d i e
HahAh .... I related to much to this and feel personally attacked
@Àngela Because everybody knows that Ethan is the only human in history to ever have a nut allergy
@Àngela Changing your opinion that Ethan is the cutest TH-camr is literally impossible. Eef is a pretty good contender tho 👀
For them No Nut November is every day
the v/o guy would be so good at reading those horny pun and emoji filled joke chain-messages