Twitter Pick-Up Artists
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I like his videos but I just wish his face was different
why do you think drenny goodzalez is ugly
fair play
true
Yesh
gotta wait for a month again
It's crazy because every single thing these dudes say about women is extreme projecting; being easily manipulated, emotionally unstable, sex driven, etc
Okay, Karen.
@@APoliticalConfusionAndMess you are proving their point.
@@APoliticalConfusionAndMess Okay, Viktor.
@@APoliticalConfusionAndMess okay Kevin
Have to agree; i wish more guys could understand that going into a conversation with an entire script planned out doesn’t help you to actually get to know the person.
You end up looking crazy, either responding in ways that don’t make sense or by inconspicuously giving off “I’m forgetting everything you said ‘cause I just want to hump” vibes
"Master Opener of Women" sounds like a poorly translated description of Jack the Ripper
LMAO
im crying
i was thinking he was gonna make that joke lmao
My boy Raiden would never do this
it sounds like a really bad way to describe someone who has performed a lot of C-sections
Pickup artists should learn the art of picking up a phone and contacting a therapist.
underrated comment
Seriously. Sounds like a LOT of them have self esteem and anger issues, and could really benefit from therapy. Maybe it would help them be less objectifying and terrified of rejection.
SERIOUSLY THOUGH
FOR REAL
Absolutely!
How horrified would these straight guys be if they came across gay men trying these same tactics on them?
It reminds me of that one quote I saw on Pinterest:
“Homophobia, the fear of being treated by another man the same way you treat women”
@@krisdreemur5235oh god that's such a good quote
@@krisdreemur5235so true
I mean, that already happens why do you think there’s so much hate and fear of gay guys. Lesbian relationships are fetishized (ugh) and gay men are treated with hate. Of course it is the fear of being treated the same way they treat women.
For a while it was like a not super uncommon murder defense to be like "well he flirted with me so I freaked out and killed him"
Someone on twitter once said: garbage men and pickup artists should trade names
OH MY GOSH 😂
Holy frick dude🤣🤣
I started doing that and let me tell you, the results are fantastic.
Underrated comment
That took me way too long to work out in my head 🤣
*walks up to woman in store, sweating profusely* “doritos? d- do you like them?”
"o-oh.. those are lays?" *begins to shart sweat*
@@WhoTookSpecimen *faints*
@@WhoTookSpecimen guys one thing is clear from this comment section, we’re all getting girlfriends 😎
Y’all are making me wish I was single 😂
A guy once tried to hit on me in the tampon aisle!! Fellas. NOOOOOO
It's so funny that the joke responses to the first tweet and the ACTUAL responses have such a difference in how they're written. The joke ones have good punctuation and wording and the genuine ones look like they're written by a 7 year old lol
It's as if, in order to be a slimy creep, you have to forgo all your basic education and replace those thoughts with boobs.
It's hard typing with one hand [joke]
@@vexusmorpheus932STOP 💀
and then they say that woman are children
@@vexusmorpheus932this is the hardest i’ve laughed at any comment in a LONG while
Honestly the joke responses would have actually worked on me waaay better than the actual ones
Mutual injury is so sexy 👍🏻
Even the one where the shelf falls on you-?
@@Disguised_Cat don't forget the one where they sweep your legs and hit you in the ribs
@@Disguised_Cat especially that one
@@Disguised_Cat i would literally marry him on the spot if he accidentally dropped a shelf on me 😍
“How do you open?”
Coroner: “obviously a Y-incision.”
I just finished my last anatomy exam of med school, and that was pretty much exactly my instinctive first thought. "I guess it depends on what structure we're trying to access..."
"Pick up art" is just another way of saying sexual harassment 99.999% of the time
*100%
@@kosta5706 oh sorry imma delete it it's irrelevant
@@kosta5706 it’s sexual harassment if you have no social awareness and don’t know when to flirt. And you can get a girl to be attracted to you in many ways besides genetic looks, something tells me you didn’t realize that
@@kosta5706 I really hope you never talk to a woman again
@@noriakikakyoin1423 your mom
just because a woman is somewhere outside of her house doesn't mean she is inviting you to hit on her like how are these men so stupid
Main character syndrome. To them, you exist in HIS world.
@@shabath *it’s world
desperation
Fr and I got angry male comments saying like "so what we're not allowed to talk to women now?? *insert words to insult women *"
Like... Um no. Do you go to the grocery and start having a conversation with random man in an isle?? Heck would YOU like it if your doing some shopping and a random guys bother you trying to start a conversation while your just trying to do some chores then he gets personally upset because you don't give them the attention they want?? Or do you only do it to girls you find hot??
These men think their "nice" for being "decent" to women and think they deserve something for even trying to hit on a women.
you need an invitation to talk to someone?
As a trans person I can confirm that they taught me womanese when I was inducted into the hall of womanhood
Nah that's jokes😂😂
As a trans man, I grew up learning it. Now I work as a valuable informant in the men’s ranks.
I thought that said "hell of womanhood" which is still very accurate
@@PissWarlock we're essentially double agents. Hell yeah.
@@frankisnot1148 I can confirm that I have killed at least twenty people in the field.
Feel like "have you tried Cool Ranch" might unironically be the best pick up line
"IT'S TIME TO RANCH IT UP!!"
"Have you tried Uncool Ranch? It's just Cool Ranch, but I'm the one who hands them to you."
I think it's the only one that could start a real conversation that isn't "please leave me alone"
The common mans’ “do you like jazz?”
Umm what? Just let people grocery shop in peace. Plus how is that even a pick up line. Most "pick up" lines are either creepy or cringy A F
Guy: *treats woman like a child*
Girl: *doesn’t want to date a person who treats them like a child*
Guy: “why are all women so triggered?”
gotta love how the people who complain about everyone else being “triggered” tend to react worst to criticism lol
those dang whoremones 😔😔 /j
The most disturbing part to me is that they think women act like children yet try to date them anyway… says a lot about you buddy 😬😬
You say that, but I would never allow those men around a child
@@fart63 EXACTLY what I was thinking too! It's incredibly disturbing that they are trying to sleep with people who they view as having the mentality of a child
My favorite opener was "Hey... You guys like toothpaste?" It wasn't a sexy opener it was just so unexpected and really funny.
As a woman I can confirm that I would definitely at least not hate you for saying this and may even continue talking to you which sounds like not much but is still infinitely better than whatever those "alpha males" could come up with
At that point you get my attention.
Are you downing tubes of toothpaste or something
Remember boys, this is a man who has a wife already. Listen to him.
you mean to say he's married. to a woman. because a "wife" isn't an object to have, it's just a title for a married woman.
@@meyague if i say that i have a boss, it does not mean my boss is an object i own
@@meyague his wife has a husband
Youknow, in Dutch, the word for woman, female and wife is the same.
And the word for husband, man and male is the same too.
It's vrouw and man.
If you get married, the only thing that changes is that instead of being 'een vrouw' (a woman/female) you are now 'his vrouw' and he will say; 'I am her man.'
It's the one that you've picked to be yours and they have picked you to be theirs.
If you really try to say husband or wife, you'd likely use the word echtgenoot/echtgenote which means "companion-who's-presence-I-enjoy in marriage."
Genootje is a bit like the humanisation of 'little pleasure/enjoyment' and klasgenootje is your classmate. Someone who you enjoyed being in class with.
@@meyague when did it become offensive to say that somebody is your wife??
The only unrealistic part of this is HR actually doing something about sexual harassment in the workplace.
OOF
So true hr is usually full of misogynistic men or women who are just trying to keep their head down
@Mostly Anthologies That’s really good
No shit. I can't count how many times my wife has complained about this over many jobs and none of them ever did anything.
HR's job is to protect the company, not the employees. Hope that helps.
i feel bad for the women whose photos this dude uses for his tweets
I was thinking the same thing, like I just imagine these random girls logging into twitter to find their selfies being posted by this predator to ask other men how they would try to "open you up", that creep should get banned
Yeah, it makes me realise once you post something online it's not fully yours anymore. Such a yucky experience using a photo for these purposes...
They probably pay the more specific ones like the Dorito one there’s no way they just saw them in the grocery store they paid her to pretend like they’re getting the Doritos
@@lancer434 lmao no dude they just stole the picture from the actual people who took it. They didnt have anything to do with it exept stealing it and being super creepy i cant believe you think he took the pic wtf
Id say maybe they use some ai generated photos but that would be wrong since all the Ai generated photos I’ve saw are just of the face and not the entire person so knowing this I couldn’t even imagine being one of the women and seeing someone tweet about my photo in that way, Id probably literally throw up.
It's moments like Drew reading the "ACCORDING TO PHYCOLOGY" tweet that make me believe he would be great at voice acting for an animated series.
Hell yeah I want to see this happen in my lifetime
he should become the narrator of an animated show that interacts with the main characters
good voice, bad face
@@vilek_7235like the ones in ever after high??
Sto prva bojna ponos je Hrvata,
bićemo tu sad i poslije rata
Kad zatreba zemlja ova,
krvlju našom da se brani,
za dom spremni su Hrvati,
i komšije Muslimani
Od zlotvora branićemo,
naša polja naše kuće.
Nek stotinu naših strada
doći će nas još tisuće
Kad pozove domovina,
preko vatre, preko leda,
da idemo i kličemo
Bog, Hrvati i pobjeda
I nad Tuzli i nad Savi,
crven, bijeli, plav se vije,
ali i u Herceg Bosni,
Hrvatsko nam srce bije
Možda jače bije ovdje,
gdje to reći nismo smijeli,
ali ništa manje nismo,
Kroaciju mi željeli
Svejedno je dal smo oni,
što se ispod križa mole
ili braća muslimani,
sve nas iste rane bole
Proći ćemo teške bitke,
hrabro čak i kad se gine,
i na kraju umit lice,
u ledenoj vodi Drine
5:40 there's also something profoundly weird about not only keeping a count of people you've slept with, but actually keeping track of the number of people you have tried and failed to sleep with.
I find it profoundly hilarious to imagine this "alpha male master opener of women" counting every time he's approached a woman like "alright that's the 2983rd woman I've talked to and the 2891st time I've been pepper sprayed in my left eye. it's a good thing I haven't gotten pepper sprayed in my right eye yet."
The number also feels odd because I feel like in my life I have definitely interacted with a few thousand different people and like probably 4000 women so like is that number even impressive in any way? Like I probably talk to at least one or two new people every day at least.
@@hedgehog3180 Well, when you're an introverted douche who doesn't shower for months on end and lives in his mom's basement, even just interacting with one person at all per month is going to be a hard task.
I literally cannot imagine a worse pickup line than that future wife one. There are like 4 red flags in that alone.
hey gorgeous woman i don’t know, let me make a comment about your body being for my enjoyment only because eventually i’ll own you ;)
You. Me. A pizza. And my bed..... (while he winks)
@@lizzyizzywizzy "BTW, if you get fat, I'll think you're gross!"
Any man who steals my food- and on top of that makes a comment about my weight- is someone I will purposefully spend my life avoiding
@@mastermarkus5307 "Haha negging what's that I would never can you sit on my face now?"
Imagine writing "SEXCALATION SYSTEM" with a straight face.
shit I couldn't do it :(
SEXCALCULATION SYSTEM, did it second try
Sounds like an escalator at a Mega-Brothel
@@MoonPie92517 I don't believe you
Sounds like a ripoff DENNIS system
how to get a girl: have self awareness and respect her boundaries. that's it, advice from a woman.
Exactly!!! You’d think it would be common sense
Instructions unclear, I did this and ended up being gay in a 5 month relationship with my partner
@@AliceOutlandish Same and we just celebrated our 1 year anniversary 😭
how to get a guy: be confident and have hobbies.
What if I'm ugly
I love how these self-proclaimed pick-up artists have this plethora of tactics, lines, and strategies, and not one of them involves behaving like a decent human being.
or they do, followed shortly by acting like a total douche.
@@michaelburch530and then they whine that women hate "nice guys."
You can tell a lot about a guy who refers to women as "females"
I keep hearing this take, and I have to say I disagree. I don't see an issue, especially in our PC times where saying "women" doesn't necessarily mean a biological woman with lady parts. Female/ make is the biological sex, man/woman is society's gender roles and appearance where now anyone can be a woman, ya know? I'm a female for the record.
@@gypsylee333 congrats you missed the point
@@gypsylee333 Trust me, none of that is going through the mind of a guy who only calls women "females." It's purposefully dehumanizing.
Besides, if you really want to exclusively talk about women who were assigned as such at birth, you can just say that. Although I firmly believe that trans women are women.
@@chandrimadey8419 what's the point then? Enlighten me, because I keep hearing this dumb crap, why is female offensive? People say " oh they think of women as animals like a female dog or other species," it's dumb projection. Female is perfectly acceptable and more accurate these days. Now if they're calling women wh0res, bitches, etc that is absolutely red flag, not cool.
@@ChaosRaych saying afab individuals is so annoying. There is nothing dehumanizing about it, I don't get why the past year everyone thinks it's disrespectful. It's a more scientific term and people use "males," do you think "male" is dehumanizing too? 😂 It refers to the sex of any organism including humans.
Saying you’re good with women because you ask them out a lot is like saying you’re good with money because you’ve applied to the lottery 6000 times
Lol yeah
I am the best criminal defense lawyer in town. I've had over 5,000 clients!
...Who are all in jail now.
@@phantomkate6 😂😂😂 for real
i'm a great doctor. i've treated 800 people before they died or found a new doctor
He said 4k approaches. SMH my head
Why would you admit to desperately wanting sex with someone you believe has the development of a child
Women: We would like someone who's honest, open, and respectful.
Pickup artists: Women are basically Rubik's cubes. I am the first man in the history of the world who has solved the puzzle of how to attract them. Give me $500 and I'll share the solution with you, which is basically just different types of negging and emotional manipulation.
I'm imagining Drew's stock image search history is something like:
"hot dog"
"car"
"seductive cowgirl"
i-is that not normal??
why "car"?
@@SuchaKellyTran vrom
@@worstusernameintheworld9871 vrom
@@worstusernameintheworld9871 sorry I still haven’t the slightest idea of what you guys are telling me. Pardon me.
these pickup artists are literally just y/n and these girls are the fictional characters they’re obsessing over
Fr they're literally writing fanfic in their responses
💀💀💀 i hate how accurate this is
@@elbowsbuns1896 why would u hate facts
Dating sims taught me everything I need to know about dating, wym?? 😂
@@whoswallowing It’s a figure of speech
Once when I was 14 a boy around my age who I had never seen before in my life walked up, said "Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only 10 I see. Can I have you number," then looked down at the floor like he was about to start crying. And he was still a much better "Casanova" than any of the grown men in this video.
best pickup line ever. I'm going to use it one day.
My funniest encouter with someone like this was in War Thunder where some guy spent a month sending me a hey every time I started the game, never carried on the conversation any further, then called me a bitch when I hadn't become his girlfriend. It was a lost cause in the first place since I'm a lesbian but like I'm just intrigued by the completely lack of efforts paired with these expectations.
Of course it's war thunder
LMFAOOAOAOAOAOAO
*New DM from an unknown number*
"hey"
*_5 seconds later_*
"omg why don't we have 7 kids yet???? you ungrateful pig!!!! 😡😡😡😡"
*You cannot text someone that has blocked you*
Ah yes, the three emotions women value
1. Fun
2. Intrigue
3. Good emotions
the last one is a package deal
4. Content (optional)
5. Profit
6. Sigma energy
4.dark souls achievements
Literally no girl wants to talk to you in the grocery store
I’d go as far as to say that no one of any gender wants to talk to you in the grocery store, including/perhaps especially those being paid to do so
I'm on a mission to get flavoured water & bread
Not to give someone head
idk sometimes i see some hot guys at the grocery store
no one wants to talk to me in general so why not be a creep at the grocery store😎
@Jason Lusk What industry, grocery stores? What does this even mean lmao
I think one of my favorite tiktoks was a guy being like. "You want to get to know a woman, pretand you're gay. Like....just get to know her like you arent attracted to her."
They're so close yet so far from understanding
I am going to quote a genius who once said: “Pickup artists are the 1% of bacteria that Dettol doesn’t kill.”
At least, like that 1% of bacteria, they can still be killed by viruses ;)
the best way to completely kill an innuendo: just pretend you absolutely do NOT understand, and demand they explain in detail what they mean. they get awkward real quick
YESSSS HAHAHHA
Or just stare unblinking into their eyes until they leave
I don’t even have to pretend, it *will* take five minutes for me to process because my brain is busy with “A PERSON IS SAYING WORDS TO ME OH NO” 😂
My favourite thing to destroy a conversation. That or asking them to explain a really obvious punchline then saying "I don't get it"
I don't think that technically counts as them getting awkward though, I think that just counts as you being awkward.
Their like “she doesn’t know what she wants, she’s a child” until she consents to have sex then she’s fully capable of her own thoughts. So she’s not to be treated like an adult until you get what you want, yk…like a child.
Original comment, dont trust Dark ("Spam TH-camr").
I'm not so sure these types of guys are too much into consent...
If she's just a child, then these types of men are pedophiles by that basis.
I don’t understand why a woman being alone means she needs someone to come sexually harass her lmao people are nuts
Speaking for basically every woman I've ever met, straight, bi, or lesbian, guys who believe this stuff is an immediate red flag
Drew wasn't lying when he said he procrastinates his videos until the absolute last day of the month lmfao
I was the 421st like, sorry :(
& now we’re going to do an entire video on a tweet i saw earlier lol,
honestly loved it though, A+ message.
I was literally coming here for this comment
I don't even need the notification bell because I always know I'm getting a Drew video the last day of the month
He didn’t like this comment hahah
I love how Drew’s idea of a sexual harasser is just him in a Hawaiian shirt
The shirt assaults their eyes!
Don’t forget the crooked buttons. Crucial detail.
A shirt which I'm assuming he already owned lol
I call hawaiian shirts 'booty tapping shirts'
*giggity intensifies
In addition to being really funny, I admire and appreciate Drew's way of pointing out how problematic toxic masculinity is by shining a light on how deeply silly all of those people are.
The whole "woman are basically NPCs" thing reminded me of this one Tumblr post where they talked about responding to shitty pickup attempts with RPG quotes. So it would be like:
"Are you from Tennessee? Becau-"
"Do you get to the Cloud district very often? Of course you dont!"
OR
"Hey baby, did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?"
"DWARVEN CRAAAFTS!"
"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and-"
"Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you _wish_ for a nuclear winter."
"You must be tired, because you've been running through my mind all-"
"I can feel the Warp overtaking me... IT IS A GOOD PAIN!"
"Those clothes look great on you, they'd look even better-"
"Me not that kind of orc!"
"Where have you been all my li-"
"Raiden, turn the game console off right now!"
"Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your-"
"What are you still doing here? Enough trembling in your boots, a hoonter must hoont."
"Does the carpet match the-"
"YOU ARE OUT OF UNIFORM, SOLDIER! WHERE IS YOUR POWER ARMOUR?! Don't have any? You expect me to believe that, MAGGOT?! The truth is, you've LOST an expensive piece of army-issue equipment! That suit is going to come out of your PAY! AND YOU WILL REMAIN IN THIS MAN'S ARMY UNTIL YOU ARE *FIVE* HUNDRED AND TEN YEARS OLD! WHICH IS THE NUMBER OF YEARS IT WILL TAKE FOR YOU TO PAY FOR A MARK II POWERED COMBAT ARMOR YOU HAVE LOST! Report to the armory and have a new suit issued to you, then report back to me, PRIVATE! DISMISSED!"
I can't lie, that would only make you more interesting and alluring in my eyes. It *almost* makes me sad I don't use stupid lines with women.
Genuine thank you for bringing up the fact that men like this often script the woman’s response and get angry and all too often violent when she goes off script. It’s so scary and uncomfortable to experience.
Aw... I'm so sorry, Karen.
It really is disturbing, Im glad Drew is raising awareness about how abnormal and gross it is. There seems to be a big movement to renormalize sexism and It disgusts me.
@@APoliticalConfusionAndMess how did you get here
I feel you, it's actually terrifying when you get into a preplanned convo and can't escape quickly.
@@APoliticalConfusionAndMess well found who follows those pages , master opener here
“And you’ve identified that what she’s actually doing is begging for your attention” lol this is so true please they really think this
Joe from you be like
@@bellabell9677 all the tweets in this video are just him on different accounts
@@antitheticaldreamgirl at least that means fewer people who think this way. Though the fact that there are any at all astounds and disappoints me
A common response from them would be: "Well she shouldn't wear those type of clothes if she doesn't want to be hit on! *Victim blaming noises* >:O"
@@nicomoist5336 lol or just "she shouldn't be so attractive then" LMAOO I've literally had guys be like your vibe is so inticing like bruh that's just you
I've just gotta say... coming up to me, snatching something out of my hands and then insisting that you know what I want better than I do is a _really_ good way to get me to immediately become hostile.
i've had so many customers, old enough to be my grandfather, hit on me randomly. i get carded for energy drinks so i sure as hell don't look like an adult. it's mildly terrifying and one of the reasons i started dressing down for work. all that changed was that i got told to dress up more by strangers though.
I have a theory that when men realize they're getting older, they panic. So they hope to get with younger girls so that they can feel young again.
me: hey you thick fish
woman: *smiles, falls on love, shits aggressively*
Man just like a real Fish 😍
of all the comments this made me laugh the most for some reason
"Shits aggressively" had me wheezing fr 🤣💀
Are we ignoring the “falls *on* love”
@@-cyndaquil im imagining a girl slipping on some pink hearts and falling w her face to the floor 😭
Can I just say how grossed out I am when men compare women to children then discuss the best way to get into their pants. It's just ew
It's almost they're outing themselves as pedophiles.
@@galaxyocicat5660 yeah like that Twitter MAP (minor attracted person 🤨) bullshit lmao
What about when women call men “daddy”? What are your thoughts on that?
@@nhcity4489 daddy issues
@@Punkini aslong as you say it and not me. For some reason men aren’t allowed to say that even if we’re being objective.
These pickup artists are a riot. I'm a chubby, awkward, no style sense nerd, and I even realize that these lines are absolutely cringeworthy.
A simple "Hey, how's it going" or "Cool jacket/phone case/shirt etc" is probably better. You might be able to strike up a conversation.
Absolutely. 100% just being yourself is always better!! And even if it's a little awkward or something women would much prefer someone risking being themselves even if they're nervous than seeing us as npcs with no feelings or autonomy! Seriously, even when someone asked me out who I wasn't interested in, if he did it in a kind, respectful way I was left thinking how sweet he was and even if any of my friends would be interested.
Shockingly being a normal and nice person works most of the time.
"Hey, how's it going?" is also a fave pickup line by Beavis, which makes me genuinely believe if he had a better friend than Butthead he prolly would have "scored" a lot sooner! 🤣🤣🤣
Thats so gross bc if they majorly treat women like children. Why... are they attravted to people they view as children??
I think this video was the perfect example of how to joke about something while still taking it seriously. Sometimes when men make videos about incels or just generally creepy dudes it feels insensitive. Like they laugh at how ridiculous these guys are but it doesn’t feel as silly to watch as a woman when you’ve actually experienced these things.
strong agree. i will also say it gets so tiring to watch how many male commentary youtubers milk “alpha male” or pua content for cheap cringe laughs, because when they don’t offer any real commentary about the underlying social problems that make that genre of content popular, it feels like they’re just trying to pander to their predominantly female audiences. as though to say, “thank god i’m not like THOSE men. i RESPECT women because i’m not CRINGE like these losers haha.” It’s low hanging fruit, and it often reads as performative for clicks and brownie points imo, but it WORKS and I see so many girls eating it up bc the bar is truly so low. there are SO many videos that feel like that, from like...BIG creators. and even if they come from a place of good intentions, they don’t bother to talk seriously about 1) the internet culture that breeds this kind of thinking/behavior among lonely young men and preys on them for money and 2) how exhausting and dehumanizing it is to experience the impact of that culture as a woman. drew did a great job here balancing the humor with genuine talking points, which was refreshing to see.
@@LISE_NR @paytinii you both hit the nail on the head with these comments. it's not funny when its weaponized against you and your entire gender... incels aren't just harmless "haha" virgins, but a genuine threat. women get murdered for just turning a dude down, and its these types of dudes who do it. when you reduce women to an object to be won, not even having her own thoughts and feelings, it doesn't just fester online but gets dragged into face-to-face interactions too.
I'm glad to finally see a comment that is so accurate to what I've been thinking this entire time. In fact, I was kinda iffy at first about watching Drew's video because I thought it would be just another "haha incel weird" video but it was actually really informative and points out the issue all while cracking actually funny jokes for once. Don't get me wrong, I don't have anything against the dudes making content about "alpha/sigma/omegaverse" whatnot, but as a girl, it's very nice to hear from someone who understands (or at least can mostly sympathize with) how bad the situation actually is, because these "alphas" are not funny, they're horrifying.
just a random reply as to why i really like Drew's content, I like his balance of humor and information. :)
Agree with all these comments in this thread. Part of what stuck out to me in this video that felt different was essentially the language used for calling out the mentality/behaviors for what they actually are...i.e. predatory, sexual harassment, disrespect/no regard for a woman’s autonomy, etc. Not just “this alpha male is a joke, this guy is ridiculous...” type of commentary. Like no, the language we use is important. These “pick up artists” and the rhetoric they push is actively harmful, dangerous, demeaning. Constantly playing off the whole “alpha/beta/sigma/whatever” concept as solely a joke downplays the severity.
damn yall think everythings insensitive now
4:18 "since it seems innocent"
He's implying that his intentions aren't actually innocent, but he's pretending they are. That's so scary
Didn't even notice, great point!
Also, a woman would have to be braindead to not immediately know why this random dude is aggressively congratulating her on her choice of doritos, lol.
@@loli_cvnt5622
Isn't hitting on someone so subtly that they don't even realize it just an epic fail, though?
Women tend to feel that most (if not all) random approaches by men aren’t innocent.
It's very stupid and convoluted, but it's not "so scary" lmao. How does wanting them to think hes not hitting on them make it TERRYIFING
If a man wants a woman because he thinks her emotional level is that of a child’s and finds that attractive, he needs to unpack that with a therapist and stay away from not just children but also women. If a man is attracted to the maturity level of a child, he is gross and needs to be put on a watch list, because he might eventually realize that he’s attracted to children. So gross!!
I think it has more to do with wanting to controll people. He'd have to unpack that with a therapist and figure out where that urge to controll others comes from.
I dated someone that probably went for me, because I was easily influencable and manipulated and he did that, because he had been 'controlled' by people his entire life and his worst fear was to be with a woman that -just like his mother- would controll his life and tell him what to do.
So he nééded someone to be emotionally unstable and lean on him, so HE was the one in controll.
I don't think he realised that that's what he was doing, but I hád mentioned to him; 'Interesting, how all of your 11 exes were all the victims of s-assault before you dated them.'
To which he probably thought; 'Ah, yeah, I am a rescuer-type-of-man.' No, he was the kind of man that could not handle anyone being as strong as he was, out of fear of being surpressed by her (even if that was not her intention at all.)
Life changing tip: u can open a bag of chips at the store as long as u pay for it before leaving 👍
thank you kind sir
You can, but it is frowned upon. I have done that before though, with bread xD
I love how so many guys think being emotional is only crying. Dude, anger is an emotion, too. Flipping a table and screaming is being emotional.
being so desperate that they believe this crap is also emotional lol
YEAH. Every guy that say "You are more emotional, I'm more logical" isn't actually logical, they either have a emotional block or angry management issues. Every single one of them.
@La Verdad I don’t want them at their worst or best 😂
Thats my father. He's fianlly starting to realize to realize maybe he IS emotional, and if his daughter is good at science and math, perhaps she understands the concept of logic as well! Lol
@La Verdad "if you don't love me at my creepy hitting on you while getting a doritos bag at the grocery store, you dont deserve me at my punching a hole in the wall during an argument!"
This video got me yelling and screaming and smash things!
Sound like Batman after he got bit by the spider bro
Did you smash things, Joel?
Bruh
Twitter has that effect on most people
Not all, just...most
Man up!
For the first tweet: I would stand there awkwardly as I wait for her to move because I hate being in people's way but I want chips
It's so creepy how they mention that the women in the hypothetical situations are young.
i wish people would realize “triggered” means when someone with trauma is reminded of that trauma.
It has more than one meaning ..
@@yaggy3818 Sure, but one is actually accurate, and the other is used to mock people with genuine sensibilities to certain subjects by manchildren who don't understand nuance and empathy
@@heckingbamboozled8097 triggering is a pretty good word to describe the reactions of people who lack emotional maturity and introspection. For example, dave chappele (who drew poked fun at in the vid), treated trans individuals as equals by not excluding them from the comedy crowd. He uplifted and supported a trans comedian and called out the people who attacked this trans individual for "wrongthink".
A *large number of people* do claim to have trauma and ptsd from non traumatic events, such as men using pick up lines at the grocery store. These same individuals use certain terms (such as the word "triggered"), very religiously. Its not hard to see how the association would end up sticking and overtaking the original meaning.
@@Considerable_Ounce I think the moment you started saying "that's not a traumatic event" is where you lost me. Experiencing something as a trauma and being traumatized by something is a deeply personal experience, and gatekeeping that word is not the way to go about this. I understand your intention and I do think the word triggering should be reserved to its original intent, but the larger issue is not people "miscatagorizing" their own memories of trauma as you claim, but people who use that word in mockery of "snowflakes".
@@talb.1805 I do feel some sympathy for these people, but its hard for me to feel bad for them when they are teased. The main issue is that these people project their personal issues onto others. They scream and throw insults at unassuming people who dont even understand how they upset this person.
I also have the insight of having a friend who works with veterans who have PTSD. These are men and women who have had their limbs blown off, watched their friends be burned alive, survived torture, etc. So when people claim ptsd from being dogwhistled at, and then have a toddler tantrum for people not going out of their way to accommodate them, it is REALLY hard for me to take them seriously. Especially when I personally know men and women who have survived the most heinous trauma, but still wouldnt act like these "delicate" individuals.
I get unironically excited every time squarespace is the sponsor because I know the hot dog is probably getting something new
Oh good- I thought I was the only one!😆
epic hot dog
One day I’ll meet that hottie!
hot dog!!
Love you hotdog 🌭
The beautiful thing about just being awkward and sincere is that I don't _scare_ people. The worst they're gonna think about me is "aw, that person was awkward", and then never think about me again. Most of these lines will have a girl wondering if you're following her home.
This may be the best I’ve heard it explained. it makes vulnerable men hate women, someone who is already lonely in the first place, and validating that women are everything wrong in his mind. Sad
I love that these guys can "predict" how a girl would respond to their pick-up lines, because one time I was at a coffee shop reading a book and this guy came up to me and asked me "do girls like androids?" (as in the phone, not the robots) and I was just so confused about what he meant that I just kept saying "what?" lmao. Needless to say, it didn't work and he just gave up and left.
Do you have any idea of how he wanted you to respond? I'm genuinely curious because I have no clue what the pickup line was supposed to be
Do girls dream of electric sheeps?
@@bookshelfhoney I'm scared of what's about to come next
Can you, as a representative of girls please answer that question. I´ve only had Android Phones since my iPhone 3GS.
Or maybe it was Mark Zuckerberg. You´ve missed your Chance with a Billionaire.
@@thebacteriawasbeatentodeath lmao absolutely not, I guess he wanted me to say yes because he had an android? But I guess we'll never know
I hate that this exists, I'm physically cringing. But I'm also glad Drew drags them properly.
I'm physically cringing from your pfp
@@DARTHJETER well, atleast this person still have better common sense than these pick-up artists
@@pittherson3260 I'd put them on the same level of common sense
@@DARTHJETER who cares
@@DARTHJETER you disliked this video (probably because he’s talking about you) and you’re subscribed to steven crowder. hold this L
I had a man corner me in the grocery and insist on getting my number for seemingly forever. Finally I backed away and finished my shopping for another 40 mins. Go out to my car, load up, and as soon as I go to back out I hear a knock on my window. Guess who!
Dear God
holy shit thats scary
"you like Doritos? Me too! You should totally go down on me!"
How I met my wife, all thanks to Twitter.
"u see this woman vibing on the beach alone. how do you open?"
i walk up to her and tap her on the shoulder n say "hey watch this" and start shovelling sand into my gob
I'd remake Jaws, but cast myself at the shark so she knows how strong and fast I am
@@sweatyskeleton7390 remake as in live action? Orrr
@@aur9035
LARP right before her eyes. I'm not gonna take the long route, waiting is a beta's game
@@sweatyskeleton7390 Not a beta, strong, fast, dumb AND disjointed. Sounds exactly like every woman's type.
@@aur9035
Precisely
for guys who swear up and down that women aren't funny, it's amazing how some of them rely so heavily on rehearsed lines to get a women to even talk to them in the first place.
almost like probaly secret murd3r3rs aren't funny.
Lol right maybe they just don't have taste
lol good point
Haha got em
I’m not seeing your logic. Can you explain what you mean?
I have neurodevelopmental disability, and was taken out of school for 5 years growing up and one of these bullshit "charisma" scammers sold me on the hope that he could teach me how to be accepted
sorry that happened to you. hope you're doing better and im glad you were able to get away from that.
7:40 I've had at least 2 men tell me I don't know how women talk when I say I can tell a movie is written by a man.
lmao that's pathetic
I want someone to pose as a pick up artist and dupe incels into buying a book about emotional intelligence and effective communication tactics
same
All warfare is based on deception.
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@@eyesofthecervino3366 lmao truuue
i also want to make money off incels so i might do this
I honestly consider doing this every time I watch this video
"You have to be extremely aggressive in getting what you want" This is exactly why women are afraid to be alone literally anywhere, even in broad daylight. seriously what the fuck
Oh my gosh exactly. I’m genuinely scared to go places alone and this is why
exactly!!! I'd run for my life 💀
The guy is basically saying "go rape women" without actually saying it, it is disgusting
@@johndoe6260 i live in your walls
@@victoristratevmi k
How do you open?
Easy. Grab the door handle, pull or push depending on the signage, and potentially hold it open if anyone else is walking through the doorway.
although womanese doesn't exist, there is an area of study in linguistics focused on how women communicate, interestingly, men communicate to gain status and women communicate to establish contact. it's called report vs. rapport, so women are actually more emotional in their conversations
men also interrupt women more frequently than other men and talk more than women when in a group setting
the best opening line ever: "you wanna get flirted with?"
she says yes, you're in. if she says no, just finger gun away
That's hilarious!
This would save everyone so much time and bad vibes 😂
unironically this could work
Unironically I would appreciate this so much
It’s… perfect
“Garbage men and pickup artists should switch names”
- someone in the Kurtis Conner comments
i think of that joke every time i hear the word "pickup artist"
unironically this
I watched the kurtis conner video right before drew uploaded this, perfect timing
Just doing the math here: that guy who said he had 4,000+ opens would have had to harass a different girl every single day for at least 11 years to reach that number.
Not exactly related to the content of the video, but I just wanna mention how much I love how comfy and familiar Drew makes the vibe of his videos. He doesn't go over the top with edits, cut aways, or noise- it just feels very homey.
I use to work with this girl who was the sweetest person I ever met. I liked how she treated people and how she could have genuine sympathy for someone she never met before. I admired her when she was going through a hard time and grieving the loss of family, how she could stay so determined and strong. Without trying, she made me want to be a better person and see the world how she saw it, because the world seemed to be a better place to her. One day after work I asked her if she wanted to go out to eat with me, and she gave me the spill that she wasn't interested in dating anyone she worked with and that she wanted to spend time out of a relationship for a while and she had a lot of stuff going on. I told her that I understood completely and just left it at that.
It sucked. I was pretty disappointed, but I didn't treat her differently at work, and we didn't make it awkward. We just kept being friendly coworkers until one day after work she approached me and asked if I still happened to be interested in getting dinner some time. She told me that she hadn't stopped thinking about me asking her out, and how when she turned me down, I respectfully accepted her response and didn't hold it against her. We dated for several years and we're about to celebrate our one year wedding anniversary soon. I know all situations and people are different. But I think a lot of dudes problem when talking to women and asking them out is taking rejection personally. If you really like her and think highly of her, you wouldn't get angry if she respectfully turned you down.
It’s this crazy concept that when you respect their boundaries and treat them like an actual friend they become interested In you.
some man just see woman as.... well, not actual people who has feelings and personality. and that's usually where the problem starts. glad to see you're doing well with your wife!
This is the sweetest thing and you’re also 100% right. Best of luck to you and her 💕
@@nabilayasmine3319 Some men struggle with being disappointed or heartbroken and find it easier to be angry when it comes to getting turned down.
And thank you friend.
The world needs more people like you, thank you for sharing this because it gives me hope.
basically, it's code for: find a girl and poke at her to see what trauma she might have and exploit her attachment issues.
cheer up mate
Mine involves needing to own a bunch of firearms
Cry
Predatorpilled and Based
@@screamingleak3725 shut up mate
It just dawned on me that this is why men will STILL approach you when you are sitting alone in a park with headphones on while reading a book and wearing a hat that says “leave me alone”
@appleswithpeanutbutter609 as an autistic person, I don't approach people who are reading/obviously busy.
@@appleswithpeanutbutter609also, pro tip for autistic dudes
Step 1. Learn how to knit/ crochet
Step 2. Ask a girl what her favorite animal is
Step 3. Knit/crochet her her favorite animal then ask if she'd like to go to the zoo with you sometime and see whatever animal it was
It's very endearing, and it's very attractive to know that a guy put effort into you
@@appleswithpeanutbutter609 no. That's just creepy.
@@appleswithpeanutbutter609 as someone who happens to work with autistic people, and is currently in college studying psychology and specializing in special needs kids... and is low functional enough that i didn't so much as have friend for nineteen years... but you know, I definitely know nothing 🤷♀️🤷♀️ you need to chill w the incel behavior. No girl is going to like you when you attack her for having valid criticisms
@appleswithpeanutbutter609 you keep talking about women as if they're objects. You should probably stop. And again, no women wants to go out with a guy that listens to pick up artists.
This is my comfort youtube video
Me too🥹
"Did he not want to be pepper sprayed in his good eye?" Thats my favorite line 😂😂😂
That had me 🤣
I recently revealed the genders of my two girlfriends. It got a lot of hate and now has 30 times more dislikes than likes. I am really sad that people can be so mean. Sorry for using your comment to talk about my problems, dear hl
@@AxxLAfriku deserved tbh
My fave is when drew clutches his head and says "they're so gooood"
Its the way he worbles that makes it so fucking funny to me
@@AxxLAfriku I'm so confused, how can you reveal the gender of your girlfriends? Are they both trans? Because if so that's a really shitty thing to do
Oh man I hate the “I can’t even be sexist or harass women anymore because of this SJW/PC culture” mentality.
Just recently, a famous comedian in my country proclaimed that “flirting and seduction is dead” after a celebrity got convicted for STALKING one of his female employees. This celebrity sometimes literally sent 70 messages in consecutive order, many of which were gross and obscene. And him being convicted somehow means that “PC culture killed flirting”. like WHAT???
Reminds me of a post I saw a while back that said something along the lines of "men will say PC culture ruined flirting but then their idea of flirting is telling the waitress her body is way too sexy for her to be doing this job"
Same in my country, these actors felt so comfortable just talking about how they enjoyed playing the rapist role in a movie.... and now that they're getting held accountable everyone is just like "you guys are just soft" "feminists ruin everything" "cancel culture stupid" bro they fr hate women and dont view us as human beings
Ikr? Like obviously harmless flirting is fine if you don’t push it but these people think harassment counts as flirting and its so irritating
Jesus fucking Christ
Yeah in the end there is a very clear difference between a bad flirting attempt that made the other side uncomfortable and sexual harrasment.
2:46 that is a scary representation of how i speak to real people
This feels like the maladaptive daydreaming of someone whose never actually met a girl
As someone who's daydreaming is extremely maladaptive, my daydreams are way fucking cooler and well written than this.
@@clev7989 I have maladaptive daydreaming and bro my daydreams are so cool and have awesome plots. Though, mine is more of a 24/7 condition than a by-product of being an incel so I wouldn't know much about how these freaks see it
maladaptive daydreamer speaking, i cant imagine a maladaptive daydream with such a boring premise
i have maladaptive too and i gotta agree with all the other commenters that i cant imagine an mdd being this awful and boring. but then i think about who we're talking about here and no you're right
Maladaptive daydreamer here, this is a bad plot. Where’s the angst? Where’s the character we end up having a crush on irl? Where are the SHIPS? Idk man, seems kinda boring
Obviously, dating is 100% like videogames! All you have to do is Talk 3 times and throw a food item at her, then BOOM, level 4 relationship. She will shower you with complements forever, no matter what, and you can take the items in her house without it flagging as Stealing.
was drinking when i read this comment and after reading the last bit i am not drinking any more
marriage is when they water your crops
Congratulations on your sobriety
@@doylerudolph7965 that’s not something to congratulate
Fun fact you can clip underground and jump up under any npc with the women tag and you can talk to them 20 without her ignoring you after 2 letting you get to level 4 very quickly
I once left a grocery store crying, alongside an employee escort because I was minding my buisness trying to pick out a salsa when a creepy old man came up behind me and whispered RIGHT IN MY EAR "you're pretty". It's disturbing, it's unsettling, and I don't want that. No woman wants that. LET ME BUY SALSA IN PEACE
Men after realising that pretending to know how to talk to women doesn’t make them actually good at talking to women
Not even my gynaecological surgeon would have described himself as a “Master Opener of Women”. If he had, I definitely would have never allowed him to cut me open.
Lol I might have because that's hilarious
He is tho, he has a diploma and everything!
😂😂😂
LMAO
@@rizahawkeyepierce1380 Depends on the inflection of his voice lol
"She thinks her choices are her own but really it's social conditioning, primal drives, emotions, sociological factors, etc."
Newsflash: that's everyone.
Not for an ultra cool sigma male who doesn't care about the social order.
They totally aren't influenced by other people. Nope. No way. Totally defined by their lone wolf opinions.
@XenonZed that was the point of their comment? It was a joke?
A joke can be things other than "setup, punchline"
It can be "irony, punchline" or just "irony"
It can be "sarcasm, punchline, irony" or anything else, really.
@@kaywantsfood they were adding onto the joke my dude chill tf out
Dude literally just… said they were living human beings? That’s how everyone makes choices lol. No one is their own being unless they have literally lived in a void. Every choice you’ve ever made and every thought you’ve ever had is just the outcome of everything you’ve experienced. Nothing is new.
The saddest part about this video is that he never came looking for me I spent four months in my hiding spot (underneath my refrigerator.) I just feel so betrayed.
Don't worry go to the video he posted after this and he finds you
I wear my engagement ring and make a point to show it to guys who follow or are staring at me. Some men take a hint but some of them still try to get my number.
I was recently diagnosed with stage 2 liver cancer. Specifically fibrolamellar hepatocellular carcinoma. I don't particularly look sick rn. I had one guy at a gas station who wouldn't leave me alone. Even followed me out to the pumps. I finally asked him "how much money do you have in your account? Do you have more than 200k?" It took him by surprise but he responded "what you want baby girl(cringe)? Anything you want..let me know". I said "a new liver and to pay for my cancer treatment". His mood completely changed. I showed him my hospital band.. finished pumping and he stood there like he didn't know what he should do. I got in my car and left. Told my fiancé about it on the way home. We had a nice long laugh.
As a woman, I do appreciate a man talking about this subject because some men most likely won’t listen to women when we say this.
I agree but there’s a part of me that’s like, why do people only listen to commentary about this subject when it’s a man criticizing it and not when a women speaks about it? Like shouldn’t women’s experiences and opinions be enough?
@@emv8869 I agree completely. When my partner started the video and throughout the video I kept saying “women say this all the time. None of this is new.”
@@emv8869 because alot of women aren't honest. Alot of women say they want a nice guy when in reality they want a good guy be slot if em don't know how to distinguish the two
@@keodiozubu8670 no women wants a bad man that treats them like shit
@@lovinakoppen1692 Some women do. And even the ones that claim they want the exact opposite don't go for it and either go with dude that's in between or someone closer to the bad man
So he found his green screen . Good job Danny
@JJ ОIаtunji 🅥 No you didn't. Get a life. Don't be a failure
@JJ ОIаtunji 🅥 yeah I’m sure Mr Beast worked with a no name TH-camr with 120 subs and no videos uploaded to their channel.
GREAT JOB DANNY!
Yoo shrinkhal!!✋✋
@@darth_kal-el why are u people replying to bots
According to ChatGPT, humanity's collective answer to the first tweet is:
"Excuse me, miss, but I couldn't help but notice that you're buying Doritos. What's your favorite flavor? Mine's Cool Ranch, but I'm always open to trying new things."
“What’s naughty about the top shelf”
That’s where they keep the alcoholic chips drew
SEXCALATION SYSTEM
The sex itself will be fast, but he doesn’t know sex isn’t supposed to be a 1 minute sprint
Men speak a language known as weird fuckarino
If you are too sex
I do not hot to talk to girls
Your ancestors “fought nazis” (or were nazis) in wwii so you could sexually harass people.
Best part of starting T was when the little knob shriveled and fell off
Now to get a little wooden ball
“So addicted to being dunked on” is the best way to explain that