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DSP Experiences Bugged Driving Mechanics
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 12 ต.ค. 2013
- Bad Idea: 3:19
How the fuck did he get a driving licence?
Big Thanks to Wesley Sanchez for the find!
Good Idea: • Video
Bad Idea: / dspgaming
Car hits phil
"I WAS BLOCKING!!!"
Awesome profile pic.
"BUGGED MECHANICS!"
6 years later, and he still says that.
"Amature night"
No Phil. Amature night is filming your gameplay videos by pointing a camera at the screen.
Man, we should get him big rigs over the road racing.
He'd love that game.
You're always winner.
You can drive through obstacles, literally.
The enemy racer always loses.
And you can go infinite speeds in reverse.
And it was made by a jacktarded shortbus on cocaine, like Phil.
Perfect game for him...
Lol you just reminds me of Cinemassacre Big Rigs review. xD
Almost a decade later and I'm still laughing at you Phil.
I noticed the licence plate says "NFS."
"Not Fucking Smart."
Paragon Josh No Fucking Shit
Need fucking smarts
"No Freaking Speed"
I bought this game just to see how I would do compared to Phil. I beat this segment on my first try.
DSP's reaction time is severely hampered
If DSP is trashing everygame to get attention and money. Oh he's getting attention just not much bank.
He complains that he crashed... Because he was scratching his leg!?
What, does he expect the game to steer his car FOR him? Gah...
He thinks all games have to hold his hand
Take his playthrough of Sonic Generations for example
Ponymoniac11 I don't even want to imagine.
XD
+Ponymoniac11 Yeah. During the final boss, he didn't know what to do, and he was struggling.
+OmegaMetroid93 Editing? Fuck that, he needs views!
I used to get angry with games being 'unfair' too...
When I was EIGHT.
How old is he? THIRTY plus? Man-child to the extreme.
Bugged leg itch mechanic.
***** nothing that he can do.
"Hurry up"
*begins shredding every object on the map with his car.*
Someone should start a kickstarter to get Phil a real gtr. We can give him the send off he deserves.
Since when is random traffic a bad thing?! Isn't that supposed to mimic, you know, real life?
21:05, the game was self-aware and did not want Phil to proceed.
27:54 Now I'm convinced. This has to be an act. He deliberately drove head on into a car.
No, he's actually that stupid. Plus he doesn't wear his glasses.
@@bobbarker3248 Wait...the man's got eyesight problems but plays video games without glasses?! Then complains he's not a gamer god that just destroys every level? Jesus fucking christ
The thumbnail sums it up perfectly. Too slow.
DSProtip: Use nitrous right before a corner for maximum effect.
Fun fact: Each second in this video/game is 30 frames, So when Phil complains that he reached the checkpoint but "The game didn't register it, you can use period key to move the video forward 1 frame at a time (Comma is back 1 frame) and see exactly which frame the time ran out on. (spoiler: He's off by 2 cars lengths in all of them)
21:20 He failed the event. If you managed to fail the last segment of any event, you're forced to retry the event even you had resets. That's not a bug. Failure is failure.
@@Lindseythemii Cope.
I guess he didn't have enough time left.
14:19 The sign perfectly explains what we all think of Phil and his gaming ability.
DSP makes one of the fastest racing cars ever designed look slow... GG
15:02 Tell that to the insurance company... Phil.
The amazing part is that he left all of this shit in for his viewers.
21:08 MUHAHAHAHA thank you game.
Cao Cao i just know somehing i had played this game and the good idea was playing on easy cus you get 10 lives and longer time and the bad idea was playing on normal with short time
"I DIDNT DO THAT." 😆 😆 🤣 😂
I feel bad for that GT-R getting abused by Phil's horrible driving. This is coming for a guy in myself who loves the Skyline GT-R brand.
"The campaign took way longer than two hours."
Gee, I wonder why...
I love how he is always complaining about the traffic but the part he has the most trouble with was that where he is all by himself in the canyon. Can't be the traffic's fault there Phil, so what was it? Oh that's right the pebbles make your car go flying off the road.
" 'Cars in both lanes, so unrealistic' Phil November 25th, 2011"
That video was uploaded on the exact day I reached legal drinking age.
Seems appropriate.
This street racing game sucks because there are cars and traffic! Shitty game designers!
DSP is comedy gold for all the wrong reasons.
The best is that there's no bottom to the barrel he's in, he can always find a way to go lower, the best one I saw recently was he couldn't beat Lightning Returns on his stream, so he brought up TH-cam and streamed somebody else's video so that everyone could see the ending. But then he decided he actually wanted to see the ending legitimately (and he also didn't put that part of the stream on TH-cam, so his fans there didn't see the ending yet), so he tried beating the final boss again, and after failing a lot, gave up and told his fans to just go to other channels to watch their video to see the ending.
He's incredible, and I just can't stop watching this kind of content.
Out of all places, I see you here.
Man, MegaPhilX, now you?
Grim Reaper Don't feel sorry for him, he's a piece of shit that's caused traffic accidents (and has been put in the hospital before) because he refuses to wear hear mandatory glasses when driving.
Grim Reaper It has everything to do with his youtube videos, since TH-cam is his primary source of income, and most people have do not want to support him, so they watch these highlights instead.
Grim Reaper "So because you don't want to support him you would rather steal from him instead?"
Oh that's rich, you think this is stealing? It is not, in any way, shape, or form. TH-cam is free entertainment, I pay nothing for watching videos on it, I do not pay him, not to mention Phil has ZERO right to any of the money he's making through youtube because he's using other peoples products to make his money, they made the games, they are the ones who deserve the money, the only reason Phil makes any money at all is because they let him. Simple as that.
The traffic actually isn't randomized at all so idk wat the fuck he's talking about.
oh, hey, didn't expect to see you here
Haven't played NFS The Run in a while, but from my experience, this was one of the easier races in the game. There are no words to describe how truly inept this guy is when it comes to the most basic gaming mechanics.
14:30 - my NEW favorite Phil moment!
Sorry for commenting twice in a row, but that just made my fucking WEEK!
4:37 Bugged Itchy leg mechanics
"I.l can't block."
I bet if DSP made his own game from start to finish, then played it, he'd still rage about poor mechanics..
The music that played when he was running out of time was played on the world's smallest violin. True story bro!
"That was a big pebble"
That had me rolling. xD
"¯\_(ツ)_/¯ nothing I can do"
HAHAHAHA
Nothing I could do.
Yeah, see how that works in real life when you smash into cars Phil.
also i like how he keeps complaining about the two cars thing right after repeatedly just... threading the space between them
bugged pebble mechanics
I lost it when he thought he finished the race and the game made him do it again.
All you had to do, was to follow the damn track, DSP!!
Gotta love his logic, he can't do something, the game or the developers fault. He can do it with no problems, the game is way to easy and i want a challenge. It hurts my brain.
33:35 "And you CAN'T dodge them"
But you did dodge some of them, DSP. Either his attention span is below that of a goldfish or he actually deludes himself into beliving it's up to rng, and not skill. This is not a new concept in racing games. When there are 2 cars occuping each lane, simply aim for the space between them. It requires skill, but 9/10 times it is perfectly doable. Alternatively, you can try going around them too. I wonder is this e-beggar disgrace is aware that in real life, on a road, more than 2 cars fit in a 2 lane street like the ones depicted in game.
Sometimes I feel like he is a wannabe version of the AVGN. Though, that honor is more likely going to the Irate Gamer. But I still believe he is at times, a lamer version of the AVGN.
DeepShitPhail logic: Mashes boost into turns, expects to be able to make the turn/brake efficiently without problems.
The one time a game actually DOES bug out on Phil, and it does it just to fuck with him. Priceless.
21.06 LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO Trolled!!
"Unrealistic"
this is fucking Need For Speed for crying out loud, a fucking game about cars driving arcade-like, of course its gonna be unrealistic, if you want realism, then go outside.
I love it how he goes 130 mph constantly and then wonders why he can't control his car.
Phil's birth name must have been Nothing I. Coulddo
imagine if he plays the new grand turismo
Oh Man, Oh God, Oh Man
It's Gran not Grand goddamnit
epic typo. wasn't my fault
spacepuppy720 Nothing You Could Do?
+spacepuppy720 Bugged typing mechanics. XD
I just don't understand him... "I didn't do that, this is fuckin' stoopid" Who the fuck did then? Does he think that EVERY game has it out for him?
Yes.
Wow, after that he passed the goal and the game said try again, I thought he raged quit. But sadly, he diddnt.
I replayed this game a while ago and did way better then Phil did in my opinion I think Phil rushes it cos everyone knows he does it to get to the next game to play which he would repeat so on
That moment at 21:04 had me dying. The first time DSP is actually right complaining about a game. The game ripped him off. "WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?" That was good for his ass. Karma's a bitch aint it Phil?
21:05 Priceless.
I love these good idea bad idea videos of dsp! Watching these you can really see how phil must be one of the best gamers in the world!(according to him😉)
I play lots of racing games and seeing people suck at them THIS bad makes me angry. How does this waste of flesh and blood not understand the simple concept of "slow in, fast out"?
ever see a movie called twins? some kind of experiment with twins caused arnold schwarzenegger to be perfect but his twin (danny devito) was just the left over... well literally crap?
DSP is quite literally a crap human being.
MrPandaKitten Hey, Hideo stole the Les Enfants Terrible project idea from that film! Law suit!
I have a strange feeling that DSP hates being challenged.
I kind of wonder what it would be like if he played real, brutal, no-hand-holding games that are designed to deliver a giant "fuck you". I have images in my brain of DSP trying to play Dwarf Fortress Adventurer Mode. "What? I lost my fucking arms so now I can't punch anyone or pick up ANYTHING? This is STOOPID!"
...or perhaps some old iD or similar games on maximum difficulty. DooM on Nightmare would show him what it's like when the game really DOES cheat.
Mr. Ash you aren't wrong demon man.
This makes me feel like a top-tier driver in comparison.
21:06 You're not good enough! TRY AGAIN
The traffic patterns are set. You can see that when he restarts. The road is always the same. The only variable is him.
Right off the bat I already want him to stop playing the game. XD
I understand that the NFS on the car's license plate is supposed to stand for Need For Speed, but in DSP's case it stands for "No Fucking Skill".
i dont have to get better at games to feel good about myself anymore.
i watch this.
12:50 *flies 30 feet off the road
"WHAT I DID NOT GO OFF THE TRACK!"
You aren't fooling anyone Phil.
15:00 I DIDN'T DO THAT so you didn't boost and drive off the road to go around the cars ok
Such bullshit
*wet snort*
I love how he says he doesnt know the road when there is a mini map XD
Dat Krisp Classic DSP Camcorder Quality Video. Good shit.
*Sees length of video, sees bad idea time in description, compares two, facepalms*
9:04 - baby go wah. Well, look on the bright side. Now we won't have to put up with this incompetent pig for much longer: Machinima dumped him.
17:21 - the iconic 'stoopid' line rears its ugly head. LOL
9:01 - and of course, the FUCKIN' hyena laugh comes into play!
21:05
Was my favorite part but the game did this to me back in Vegas as well. Had about 3 retries left, got trolled and told me to TRY AGAIN.
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?! was my reaction as well.
He drives into a bush and screams "I DIDNT EVEN GO OFF THE TRACK WTF!!!" 😂😅😂😅
21:07
While the game screwing over Phil at this moment is pretty amusing, I do have to wonder why it did. He had plenty of time and had one retry left. Was there some "hidden" condition with "make up time" he didn't meet and thus failed harder than normal? Or did the game legitimately bug out there?
Oh my god the game knows how bad he is and told him "No you fucking try again and do better you piece of shit." oh god i'm dying.
Haven't seen DSP play a racing game in awhile, the salt is strong.
LMFAO!! The ending was great.
*Shows video of car hitting large wall* "DUDE WTF C'MON I HIT A PEBBLE!"
To call Phil stupid would be an insult to stupid people.
I suck at racing games and even i didn't have this much problem. Id love to see him play Mario kart
This man's driving could honestly give Spongebob's driving a run for his money.
@@whitelichmage7004 this man would made my rookie driving irl looked like the legend himself ISuckAtDriving by comparison
he has no concept of when to properly use his boost. stop using it when you are going into a turn!
I think he must see those yellow arrow signs on the guard rails and just assumes crashing into them will make him go faster like Happy Wheels.
There was nothing i could do.This shits stooopid!
God fucking damn i wanna see him play SMT Nocturne against Lucifer. That would be so funny
I'm willing to bet if DSP played Train Simulator he would derail the train, Cause a fatal blowback, break every coupler and or slam into another train. All in one play-through.
Is this why DSP doesn't play racing games anymore?
maybe??
He has Forza 3 vids on his channel.
You can tell he has no concept of when to turn correctly. 90% of the time he turns too late and ends up driving in the dirt or hitting a fence.
Your the best guy ive seen making these types of videos.
1 car on the road. "woooooow, this bugged fucking traffic"
How is it that he's not figured out the mechanics to drifting? Practically every racing game incorporates that into their track design, and instead he slows to a crawl to make tough turns and then wonders why he's losing so much time? What even in the fuck?
To be fair at 21:15 he did make it that was b/s.
The whole vehicle is supposed to pass the finish checkpoint, not the front alone. If you read the instructions then you wouldn’t be saying this in the first place. 🤦🏾♂️
He must not know about the concept of estimating or speedruning
How did he fail multiple times without thinking "Maybe I should try a different car?", Jesus fucking Christ.
Yeaaah, I've recently noticed DSPGaming, and he seems to be really awful and mean. This is why I prefer Seananners, someone who always smiles and laughs regardless what happens, and not to mention his friends. All of them sure knows how to make someone smile, but this guy is just being angry and always finding excuses for his bad perfomance.
Heavenol Yeah, he's a nice guy as from what I can tell from other let's players videos, though I don't watch him directly. I only don't like the format of his videos, that's all bad I can say about him.
Heavenol Nanners is wayyyyyy better than this useless sack of shit.
Yeah that sounds good can you tell me which parts of the playthrough I should do?
"Here we go again, cars in both lanes, so unfair there's nothing I can do"
*drives directly through the middle no problem*
"Fuckin' random car generator bullshit"
LOL @ that ending video. "what the fucking shit dude cmon! I hit a pebble"
I just stop looking at the video and just imagine the audio is Phil on a normal day driving down to the beach or something and his family is just in the backseat terrified
6 years later I still cant believe Psych of all people commented on this.
for someone who plays video games for a living, Phil doesn't seem to enjoy them very much.
If he actually liked playing video games, he would not be complaining about the game and controls every time he makes a mistake. He might as well not like video games.
Keep uploading these montages. Phil doesn't deserve his ad revenue. :D
If those checkpoints weren't in the game, he'd rage even more.
Am I the only one who thinks using a turbo boost when coming up to a bend is dumb? 'cause I don't think DSP does.
I played this stage with the same exact car as Phil even in the same color so it's 1 to 1 and beat it on my first try.
this stage is Phil trying to kill Krom in Borderlands all over again.
Man that game was great. I mean yeah it was as streamlined as it gets but sometimes you just want to sit on the games lap and let it feed you with a spoon.
oh yeah and dsp is a scrub as usual