This Is How You DON'T Play Madden NFL 12
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 27 ส.ค. 2024
- Not only is it the "hardcore gaming season", but the football season is among us as well. Therefore, it's only fitting that I'm giving you the best of both worlds; a "negative" mahntage of DSP and his antics in Madden NFL 12. Lots of rage and whimsical laughter in this one, folks. Just thought I'd let you guys know...
As always, thanks for watching!
I want to see DSP become head coach of a NFL team after this. Just for a season.
"I DIDN'T TELL THEM TO LOSE, COME AWN."
"Hey coach Burnell, why are we running the same plays over and over?"
WHAT THE FUCK WHY DO WE KEEP DOING THIS, I CAN'T CHOOSE THE PLAYS!
"But you're the coach..."
FUCK YOU YOU'RE GETTING BLOCKED *AUCKAUCKAUCKACUK*
lololololol thanks for the laugh friend, that just made my morning even better, here have a like (:
other team scores and wins oh come on they cheated not letting me win this game is bugged
would like to see him play head coach
is he the browns head coach this year?
So that's why the Browns have a losing streak.
> Scores 10 points a game
> blames losing on the defense
Packers fans after lissing to the 49ers 13-10
1:08:49 is gold!
“Wha happun?”
“MAH ECKS BAHCKS LAHCKED UHP!”
*fiddles with controller*
*SLAM*
1:09:51
*IT’S A BUG. THE GAME IS BUGGED. IT’S A GAME BUG.*
The pink ribbon is BREAST cancer awareness. Seeing as how Phil loves asking female game characters to reveal that particular body part he should have know.
TFW you realize this 360 game contains players who are now in the Hall of Fame.
HYEYBT hi
DSP: Thank God I’m smart and I understand football
Also DSP: *refers to his offensive line as his “defense”*
DSP and smart are not words that go together.
Also says "what a weird play" and it was slants
I should point out that it sounds like some of the slams were actually done with DSP's remote and not his controller. So the counter should really be called "table slams", though his salt overdose is still the same either way!
Either way no wonder none of his shit works.
You could always edit out the load screens.
Oh yeah, this is DSP we're talking about.
He calls his offensive line the "defensive line", and then claims he knows a lot about football.
1:26:18
Phil: “The game is intentionally fucking me.”
Game: “I don’t care.”
😂😂😂
LMFAO
i love how his game crashed and he had to do the whole match again but couldnt beat it. Everything was just perfect there.
"This is a stupid play!"
Me: YOU PICKED THE PLAY.
All the Slams XD
2:56
17:04
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Dsp is the Cleveland Browns of TH-cam.
Timon Reissing difference is Cleveland Browns has supporters who believe they'll change and start winning
That is an insult to the Browns!
@@TheSpectre2300 He's an insult to everything in existence.
I elect to add the Washington Redskins to the Kojima World Order
Washu Hakubi Pick a better team.
More like all of the other NFL teams
Like that matters, the Redskins trolled him the most (hell two other teams that really pissed him off were the Giants with the 101 yard return and the Bills).
Hell yeah. I think it's funny that the Washington Wizards made him rage quit in NBA 2K lol
Washu Hakubi 😅😅😅
I love when DSP insults someone who is large in a sports game, when we all know they outclass him in athleticism about a hundred times over.
Dudev isn't even reading the defense he's just throwing the ball at random receiver
Very neat Fallout 3 reference as your PFP
Constantly abuses his hardware and then is shocked when his buttons don't respond.
It's the lag dood.
Phil acting like the Jets never won a Super Bowl was funny. It's like Joe Namath isn't a thing. You know, that HALL OF FAME quarterback the Jets had? It's even funnier if he's actually a Jets fan who isn't aware of Namath. That would be a first.
I only go places wasted like I’m Joe Namath.
"Fuck you EA"
Yeah, you really showed EA with your rage quit.
“Fuck you EA”
*The most sensible thing DSP has ever said*
I love how he whines game cheated (it didn't, lockup is not a cheat), but when he cheats (over 500 times in Scarface, game he ragequit) it's ok.
True. I remember that when DSP played Super Mario World, he said the game cheated sinply because he couldn't properly time a jump. In the same playthrough, he didn't seem to have a problem with doing an infinite 1-up exploit. The point is that as long as it benefits him, Phil will cheat in any game he plays.
1:14:31 this had me dying dude. 2 yard rush 5 yard rush 6 yard rush touchdown FUCK YOU!!!!!! LMFAO
My xbahx lahcked up! *SMASH*
Hahaha
Classic moment
*Timestamp*
1:08:52
M Hale Thank you for that.
1:16:50 hilarious editing "im pressing buttons":D
1:40:55
Man Phil sounded like a DALPHIN right here!
Work of art Devin.
Thanks!
1:26:00 This had me dying xD "I didnt see any interception, did you?" xD
14:50 "Have a nice year!"
34:47 #70! What a useless human being!!
36:00 You liked it.
38:32 lmao, ok dude.
51:40 "Nice purple shirt!"
57:30 Hup, hup, hup!!
1:01:39 Poor John and his family.
1:08:44 Classic moment.
1:14:38 Touchdown!
1:21:30 For when you're happy.
1:23:19 "I pressed up!!"
1:36:40 Come Ahhhn!!
He complains about two minute loading screens. Has vlogs that last hours.
"two minute loading screens" ugh!
He lacks patience.
Or he has some form of ADD.
MrFlipperInvader782 He's hypocritical that's why
I call those rants "philibusters"
DSP out here taking sacks like he’s Derek Carr
Or Sam Howell 😢
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been a baseball guy my entire life and to this day, this is hilarious. I have basic knowledge of the nfl and this dood makes me feel like a rocket scientist with this playthrough lol
1:22:27 probably one of my favorite insults LMAO
That's avgn insult lmfao
It’s originally from The Exorcist
You'd think Phil would know a little bit about his own team in the Jets but no. And even worse he didn't recognize Aaron Rodgers as a household name
"Oh thats gay" Can't say that anymore can you phil?
I wish we could those were the good days when people weren’t so sensitive about sexual orientation.
@@MorbidSenseOfHumor me too 💀
@@TheRealTactlove u. ❤
one of my favorite TIHYDP thumbnails ever
Possibly one of the funniest TIHYDPs out there.
It's amazing someone can suck at Madden.
This and the fifa one lol
@@foreversilver4208 I don't even follow; or like sports; at all; and I gladly don't follow or like DSP(outside of TIHYDP's); in any sense; and I agree; completely with you. DSP is the absolute worst "gamer" ever; and that hasn't ever changed; or come close to changing. Wow; he's only gotten worse with time; and better with age. That's surprising. Even for a sentient whale like Phailbert.
Came here from the slamming controller compilation, was definitely not disappointed.
Mans played worse than Jamarcus Russell on crack 😭
18:50 Phil, you are not 6'1 190 lbs bro. Maybe if you got off the couch, you'd at least be thinner
I don't know a lot about Football, but what I am seeing from this, DSP is obviously doing something wrong :D
Enough salt to make my dinner taste better
This is how you DON'T bitch at a tv for two hours.
This video is even better after the Washington Redskins had to change their name. I’m sure Phil is happy about it now that they got what was coming to them!
He really hates rap 🤣.
Dsp:"There was too much coverage,there was three guys on him"
Me:THEN WHY DID YOU THROW THE BALL TO HIM
1:21:32 Phil slams his controller and tells the music to shut the fuck up.
I’m a skins fan. I loved seeing Phil rage when he couldn’t win against them 😂😂😂😂
Redskins confirmed for detractors.
Always come back to this when I need a good laugh
This is truly one game Phil is absolutely Madden at.
The vid called "DSP Tries it Rage Quit HD Remake" has all the best parts back to back x3
And there are various HD Remakes on youtube which is gold lol XD.Kills me how mad he gets over a game that he thinks its cheating when in reality its AI Difficulty in the game.
HYPNOGLANCE87 I know X3
youtu . be/qZI7gBH6_VI
"I blame the pink gloves"
1:16:49 Beautiful edit!
If the scrub didn't slam his controller so much it might have responded.
For those of you who want to know the song that plays when DSP starts whining after his Xbox locked up, it's Back for More by Five Finger Death Punch.
57:38
Gus Johnson: Phil, throws, and he is INTERCEPTED! McKelvin is riding in for the Touchdown! Wow what a terrible read by the Quarterback! He needs glasses apparently!
Cris Collinsworth: Now here’s a guy who doesn’t know how to read a defense! He tries to get it to the Receiver with a Cornerback covering him so well, and he gets picked off.
Hehe 😂
14:05 "No Way! The Jets can't win."
They're currently 4-2, ironically against the Packers at Lambeau Field.
EA Sports, it's in the gout!
The whole Washington redskins game is the funniest shit ever in a tihydp
Aaron Rodgers scrambling for a first down run - THAT WOULD NEVER HAPPEN! This guy is too much. Lol.
So I finally picked up this game, and now that i've played it I appreciate this TIHYDP a lot more. For starters, Phil missed out not playing Franchise mode because it's way more fun than superstar mode because you can literally make the most crazy fantasy scenario team in franchise mode and play as both offense and defense. (EX. in my playthrough, I snagged Matt Ryan as QB and Champ Bailey as CB for the Bills.) Also, Phil really sucked at this game due to the fact he just does not like reading his other options on pass plays. Most of the time, it fails no matter how good your rating is or what receiver you're throwing to. Also, when he kept throwing and nothing happened is most likely because his throwing rating is not good enough and the receivers are out of his range. It happened to me at first too. All he had to do was throw it out of bounds by pressing the right stick down.
This is fantastic; one of the best TIHYDPs I've seen yet. Really needed the laughs. Keep up the great work!
Moraduke thanks!
This is one of my fav TIHYDPs ever!!! Welcome back as well.
Thanks, I'm glad to be back!
That picture of him lying on the field with the masturbation freeze-frame... I'm fucking dying!
The king returns. Excellent work as always Devin, knock us dead with more!
Thanks for the kind words!
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I’m a jets fan and seeing him play as the jets I felt I was actually watching the jets😂
DSP is the living butt fumble
@@DobbyTheGamerdon't tear your Achilles 😢
Too many plays, too many game modes, too many options for Phil. If there were only 2 plays and 1 game mode he would bitch that there isn't enough.
I am a redskins fan Iam so happy that he was haveing a hard time playing against them lol
Omg if dsp was a coach the team will go 0-16 lol
oscar hernandez he would make Hue Jackson look like Bill Belichick
His players would get fed up with him and throw every game
If I need a good laugh, I watch this video. Thank you sir.
As a cowboys fan its a disgrace seeing phil fail while playing for them
Claims to be smart and understand football. Also calls his offensive line his defense. Classic Phail
One word Phil: matchups. Stats are not the end all be all determinant of whether or not a team will win over another.
1:21:30
The famous DSP 12 step drop
I love how he calls the offensive line “his defense” but claims to know football 😂
Controller slams and extra salty rage! Weeeeeee!
The man is literally a pigroach
*drops back 7 yards and gets sacked* WUUTTT I NEVER HAD A CHANCE
"This is so much different from when I played football."👍🏼🤥
Oh god the rage is delicious in this one hahahahaha
I saw "Connecticut" as one of the college choices, but Phil was too unaware to see it :D
I never shouted "PASS TO ______" so loudly at my monitor. Good lord. lol
Holy sh*t this is amazing xD I feel bad for phils controller and his table xD
1:29:21 "YOU'RE FUCKED"
But... he made the playoffs...
...
gotta love dsp. Really understands football.
1 hour mark
"this song sucks" I agree.
10:16 it’s pretty obvious that Phil doesn’t know anything about football. At all.
I dislike Phil but the rap rant at 1:00:30 was so true.
7:30 LOL
If I had twenty dollars for every time he said fuck, I'd be rich. That goes for all of his videos.
You Madden?
"The line crumbled" ITS A SCREEN
Of course DSP is a Cowboys fan. I somehow knew that before I even had it confirmed here.
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1:00:40
" *Amamamamamamamamamama* "
It's so Phil that his season ended because HE threw a pick six. 🎑
best worst dsp gameplay, shi is funny asl
Hehe. 😂
He DID make the playoffs! Lol
Underrated video
Skips Play Now and goes to Franchise Mode. Gets pissed about managing players....