Remember when John's wife said walking around with him is like walking around with someone who's running for Mayor of Nothing because he's so overly polite to everyone? Glad he's finally getting specific.
@msannie I mean I don't know her personally but the amount of stories I've heard about her (and not just in stand-up but in interviews where it at least seems more off the cuff) and the fact she's married to John in the first place...I think she probably is.
@Malachite Eyes I mean, don't we all kind of have a crush on John? But yeah, also way passed the age of getting jilted because celebrities have wives lol. I watched Amy Poehler's TH-cam series Smart Girls a few years back and Anna was on a show they called "The Other Side" where she taught girls how to do makeup tricks while they exchanged spooky stories. She is intelligent and witty and lovely!
"It looks like an event the Joker would crash into." "It's like the zoo, but they're dead." "It's a museum of animal bodies and what they would look like next to fake trees and stuff." John Mulaney has a way of describing things like a benefit he did at the Natural History Musem in such a vividly funny manner. I can't wait for his appearance on SNL this week.
It's weird to watch John Mulaney. A man who can paint a picture with his words, talk to Jimmy Fallon. A man who can not say more than two words without stopping to laugh for 45 fucking minutes. I mean how the hell did both of these people have the same job?
Lol. Pretty much! New Yorkers are just kind of neurotic grumpy in-your-face people. Larry David of Curb Your Enthusiasm comes to mind. But they do have feelings deep inside. Lol
I'm genuinely not joking, I'm an obsessive on urban planning (huge environmental and health impacts, people!) and this guy has thought about street design more than most politicians
@Mad Phyn I never thought about that but it's absolutely true. They focus on one menial aspect of society and completely run away with it... I cant help but to think of Seinfeld's "what's the deal with airline food!?" As a perfect example of this... sure, it's bad, but it's just become an accepted "bad" thing and its nothing to make a movie about or anything... except he did exactly that... you kinda blew my mind by pointing out that they do that. Perhaps a comedian (or someone with that mindset) would make a fantastic politician. All politicians do is look at the biggest picture possible but there are many, many, MANY small and seemingly insignificant things that cause actual problems that are often overlooked and could drastically improve the quality of life for everyone involved... Fuck it, Mulaney 2020... imma write his ass in
I wouldn’t want Mulaney to take the tonight show. The network would sensor him so much to the point where his jokes would be heavily scripted and censored. He’s a much better comedian when he’s doing his own thing outside the confines of network television
Yeah idk, I just watched his interview with Jerry Seinfeld, and the way he talked about network television doesn't make me think he'd sign up for that again anytime soon.
Remember before the last election how John was like "I could never run for office unless a bunch of people suddenly got real cool about a bunch of stuff real quick!"? Looks like people got cool about stuff after all!
His opponent during the elections will be like: "my opponent once annoyed several people with repetitive music in a diner and has publicly announced his hatred towards the police force during a social event... is this the man you want for mayor?" And then a shot of John's Mick Jagger impression screaming *NO*
liz ? No offense to John Mulaney, but this isn’t even close to being true. You probably haven’t seen many other comedians. And please don’t compare him to Fallon, Fallon sucks.
It's hilarious when John mulaney asks Jimmy if he was at the Paul Simon concert, and Jimmy says, 'yeah, we were there together'. I guess Jimmy isn't memorable company 😂
Fallon is the worst host for comedians to work their material. He interrupts and asks unnecessary questions and kills the flow. Not to mention he laughs before the punchline sometimes.
I keep coming back to this interview. He’s so brilliant and witty and yet he can seem so innocent and you don’t expect him to be acidic or so sharp. He’s one of those people who is smarter than you but never tries to make you feel that way, even when you know it.
@@Kaddywompous I think when Seth takes the tonight show (which will be great), John can take late night. Also works cause John and Seth are friends, and John would really pull off a talk show
@2:44 = "what time, again?" asks Jimmy.....can somebody please explain the mechanics of WHY this is so freaking hysterical? I'm laughing my ass off over how he delivers this line, WHY he even asks what time when he knows damn well John JUST SAID 3pm -- this is just GENIUS and so unexplainably funny
did anyone not just see @ 7:24 he just dribbled up that paper and than free throwing it away. hahaha i found that very funny. good old Jimmy Fallon move.
You don't say that the man who has run the show with the catchphrase "Live from New York, it's Saturday night!" for forty goddamn years ISN'T a New Yorker, no matter where he was born.
holy fucking shit when u said “you can hear the sirens going” the trailer for paradise pd started playing on my netflix tab and it starts with just sirens it was so weird
listen... i didn't pay attention for two minutes then came back and was confused as to what they were talking about but he still managed to make me cackle
I love the slow build, casual story telling style in this clip. Almost like it wasn't a fully producer pre-verified bit, and was just John telling his buddy a little story. Of course, it definitely was pre screened. I think this particular segment has a different feel because Jimmy isn't obnoxiously interrupting or trying to spice it up, probably since he knows John doesn't need a laugh every 10 seconds
Remember when John's wife said walking around with him is like walking around with someone who's running for Mayor of Nothing because he's so overly polite to everyone? Glad he's finally getting specific.
❤❤
@msannie I mean I don't know her personally but the amount of stories I've heard about her (and not just in stand-up but in interviews where it at least seems more off the cuff) and the fact she's married to John in the first place...I think she probably is.
@msannie I mean "John's Wife Isn't Witty" seems quite a specific hill to die on but ok, you do you.
@Malachite Eyes I mean, don't we all kind of have a crush on John? But yeah, also way passed the age of getting jilted because celebrities have wives lol. I watched Amy Poehler's TH-cam series Smart Girls a few years back and Anna was on a show they called "The Other Side" where she taught girls how to do makeup tricks while they exchanged spooky stories. She is intelligent and witty and lovely!
@msannie someones jealous of someones wife hahahahahahah
the opposition commercial is just "john mulaney saw his friend get pushed and he did nothing. how is he better than a nazi?"
He was OVER ON THE BENCH.
that’s a selling point nowadays
Nina Sloan john mulaney does not care for these new nazis and you may quote him on that
Lmfaoooooo
"John Mulaney has the moral backbone of a chocolate eclair."
I can see the headlines now: “tall Asian American woman with feminine hips wins the New York mayoral race”
NO! That’s what he’s sensitive about!
I just hope he doesn’t keep burning the candle at both ends.
his first order of mayoral business is getting that horse out of the motherfreakin hospital
yikes 22 & THAT’S HIS WIFE
Goat comment
"I ...have a page of DeBlasio jokes..."
*Do 'em*
that was fantastic loll - said it like he was delivering a death sentence
dew it
@@jauxro sounded like a mob boss
can i have that one a shirt?
*N O W*
So proud of an Asian American woman pursuing her dreams in politics
Kendall , very sensitive about her feminine hips!
She is a Tiger Mom!
This is gold 🤣🤣🤣
Kendall DOES HE FIX THE HORSE LOST IN THE HOSPITAL!!
Kendall burst out laughing at that!!
imagine if he won. Mayor Mulaney.
"First we will ban all horses from hospitals."
Gonna be a real tough time for veterinary hospitals around Belmont Racetrack.
“i don’t care for these new nazis, and you can quote me on that”
😂😂😂
lnsflare1 öbpb
"And from dogsitting"
I could not imagine how epic John would br in a political debate.
Is your profile pic Tobias Fünke? 👍
@@inigo8740 haha yep
I'm from India.. Yet I would have given a fortune to see that debate. Lmao.
Debate Opponent: *begins talking*
John Mulaney: “ugh, this oughta be good”
He'd just be in profile the whole time, looking at his opponent like "What? Srsly? How can u say that??? " 😂😂
His wife: you're running for mayor of nothing.
John: ...I'm starting with New York.
He’s desperately trying to make his greatest fear of being assassinated come true
Self-fulfilling prophecy.
i thought his greatest fear was secondary locations
I thought that his greatest fear was people pointing out that he has feminine hips.
lnsflare1 specifically 8th graders
ANISSA HOTOMANI thats less a fear and more an understandable concern
"Tall Child Wins NYC Mayoral Race" is a headline we need.
But how can he get some rest if he becomes mayor? He can't keep burning the candle at both ends.
New Message all the Asian American women in NY are supporting him
Tall asian american girl with feminine hips with cannibal ex neighbor runs for president.
I mean, de Blasio is 6'5" so the joke could've already been made about him
The Post would report him as a tot.
"You can do that. I'm not gonna put quotes, I'll say he said something like"
John Mulaney, English Major
I guess it wasn't a waste of money after all.
After all it was $.120,000
go read jane austen!
And then I didn't read it.
"It looks like an event the Joker would crash into."
"It's like the zoo, but they're dead."
"It's a museum of animal bodies and what they would look like next to fake trees and stuff."
John Mulaney has a way of describing things like a benefit he did at the Natural History Musem in such a vividly funny manner. I can't wait for his appearance on SNL this week.
B C the joker joke was so funny 😂
Yeah neither can I! Luckily I'm going to be there live!
@@Chris-bc4hb Live, really? Isn't everyone? I've been there three times. I never saw any dead people....
Yike
It's weird to watch John Mulaney. A man who can paint a picture with his words, talk to Jimmy Fallon. A man who can not say more than two words without stopping to laugh for 45 fucking minutes. I mean how the hell did both of these people have the same job?
This is not an interview. This is a set with bits of encouragement.
Nes Elle yes
You mean like every stand up’s “interview”.
@@Kaddywompous Saw a Mulaney-Colbert interview that was pretty great
@@zankumo was it the one where he had an existential crisis when asked if he put on a mask because of his anxiety?
@@WenzelSays Yeah lol.
I, a simple dummy, endorse John Mulaney for mayor of New York
I, who don’t even live in NY nor ever been to NY, endorse John Mulaney for Mayor of New York.
You should put down some quotation marks if you're going to directly copy down what Jimmy Fallon said.
The more I learn about NY, the more I'm intrigued by it. So people hate everything about it but also love it?
Basically, YES. New yorkers have a love/hate relationship with everything and everyone. 😂
Lol. Pretty much! New Yorkers are just kind of neurotic grumpy in-your-face people. Larry David of Curb Your Enthusiasm comes to mind. But they do have feelings deep inside. Lol
Just like America... It's a complicated relationship.
@@shepinchains1 Hahaha. True! As an American, can definitely relate to that! lol
That’s just America in general
I'm genuinely not joking, I'm an obsessive on urban planning (huge environmental and health impacts, people!) and this guy has thought about street design more than most politicians
There's always someone better than you
@Mad Phyn I never thought about that but it's absolutely true. They focus on one menial aspect of society and completely run away with it... I cant help but to think of Seinfeld's "what's the deal with airline food!?" As a perfect example of this... sure, it's bad, but it's just become an accepted "bad" thing and its nothing to make a movie about or anything... except he did exactly that... you kinda blew my mind by pointing out that they do that. Perhaps a comedian (or someone with that mindset) would make a fantastic politician. All politicians do is look at the biggest picture possible but there are many, many, MANY small and seemingly insignificant things that cause actual problems that are often overlooked and could drastically improve the quality of life for everyone involved...
Fuck it, Mulaney 2020... imma write his ass in
@@Fetidaf Al Franken was a decent senator while he was in office
u could say he is .... street smart ....
This Mulaney guy should try stand up. He’s pretty funny.
I kinda can’t tell if you’re joking
Sydney White she clearly is joking
@@sydneywhite9226 I hope she is
His Dog Petunia does!
That’s a joke right?
Unfortunately John's opponent's commercial will start... "John Mulaney put your loved one in an ambulance to advance his political ambitions."
Jak take my upvote you magnificent bastard 🍻
You need to meet Mulaney so you can use this joke. Please. Please please please.
John has too many controversies. He killed princess diana for Christ sakes!
slowtowners that was a long time ago tho
oh who could know on that dark night
He has a good alibi tho, he was in Winsconsin and was 12
kkitsunekami that doesn’t mean anything, maybe he has a clone
Have you felt the TV it was warm!?
I think jimmy Fallon is realizing he’s interviewing who someone who might take his job
Mulaney would kill it on there
He would be 1000 times better
Mulaney is TOO funny to be a talk show host.
I wouldn’t want Mulaney to take the tonight show. The network would sensor him so much to the point where his jokes would be heavily scripted and censored. He’s a much better comedian when he’s doing his own thing outside the confines of network television
Yeah idk, I just watched his interview with Jerry Seinfeld, and the way he talked about network television doesn't make me think he'd sign up for that again anytime soon.
Remember before the last election how John was like "I could never run for office unless a bunch of people suddenly got real cool about a bunch of stuff real quick!"? Looks like people got cool about stuff after all!
John's a little too sharp for this crowd
Can't imagine how dim you'd have to be to go to a Jimmy Fallon show by choice
The Seth Meyers crowd gets him.
His opponent during the elections will be like: "my opponent once annoyed several people with repetitive music in a diner and has publicly announced his hatred towards the police force during a social event... is this the man you want for mayor?" And then a shot of John's Mick Jagger impression screaming *NO*
😂😂😂
I’ll vote for John HE SPENT 100K ON AN ENGLISH DEGREE
120K
He spent $120k for someone to tell him to read Jane Austen. Then he DIDN’T.
120k
I just imagine Lorne Michael's as Palpatine saying "do it!"
I love the added reminder that was just slipped in there that Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself
I love ❤🙋
I love that this is stuck on 666 likes
This man is one of the funniest of our generation
A boomer at heart and a gen z in appearance
Yeah, I’ve thought that too. I think he’ll be judged very kindly by history.
Fuck no he’s trash
liz ? No offense to John Mulaney, but this isn’t even close to being true. You probably haven’t seen many other comedians. And please don’t compare him to Fallon, Fallon sucks.
maria paz So basically the worst combination.
5:25 : That was your problem; you can't do a Jeffrey Epstein joke in front of a bunch of rich people, because they're all in his book!
Toby Bartels Ricky Gervais did lol
@@Emcostanza
Yeah, but Ricky doesn't care.
so this tall child with feminine hips is no longer running for mayor of nothing
hey! thats a thing hes sensitive about!!!
Pelvic bone wide??
Instead he is running for mayor....of something
What are you an eighth grader?!
It's hilarious when John mulaney asks Jimmy if he was at the Paul Simon concert, and Jimmy says, 'yeah, we were there together'. I guess Jimmy isn't memorable company 😂
isn't he too young to be running for mayor? he's a child for god's sake
Yes. Yes he is.
He's a tall child that needs rest
At least he's not an 8th grader, then he would insult me accurately. 😂
That’s clearly a little Asian woman
He’s a proud Asian woman and you will show them the respect they deserve!
Hey John, remember that time you emailed your college friend "see you at improv tomorrow" thats going to be on the next tv ad against you
John Mulaney's bid for mayor:
John Mulaney: New in Town!
John Mulaney trailing and wins
John Mulaney the comeback kid
69 likes. What it do baybee
papa, today i met a mayor with NO EYES!
John Mulaney is the only guy Jimmy gives good interviews with, because he actually lets him talk.
I'm tired of coming on TH-cam and seeing Mike Bloomberg ads
So glad i have TH-cam vanced havent seen one Bloomberg ad..EVER
I'm tired of seeing Mike Bloomberg
eruption257 same, let’s fire Mike Bloomberg into space. Who Run Bartertown? For President 2020 “Let’s put Michael into a low earth orbit.”
@@fencefirst2722 Premium, but same. I hate ads.
Just switch to YT premium. I got 4 month free (Galaxy S10 owners only) and I never could go back. YT is soooo much better without stupid ads.
I would vote for this tall child
I am a simple person. I see John Mulaney I click and instantly hit like without even watching
Zeeshan Tahir yep
And then easily and without any pressure laugh our hats off
Jimmy did really good in this interview like genuinely
Yea, because he said almost nothing
CEO of fake laughing
Love to hear that the “hiss” is making a come back!
He's very funny without even trying. You can tell conversations with him are great
I am quitting my job to help his campaign
this whole video just summarizes pre-rehab john mulaney so well. like nobody who isn't on drugs would ever think of this stuff
John will fix the HORSE LOST IN A HOSPITAL!!!
vik saggu that’s literally my fave bit!!! “No one knows what he’s going to do ..... least of all the HORSE!”
We're well past that!
“It seems like a place the joker would storm”
*one minute later*
“Bill DeBlasio comes in dressed like a clown”
👀
Fallon is the worst host for comedians to work their material. He interrupts and asks unnecessary questions and kills the flow. Not to mention he laughs before the punchline sometimes.
Prince Luci you are so right. And he laughs at EVERYTHING so when the actual funny stuff comes along he has nowhere to go.
He literally crumpled up paper into a ball and then shot it into nothing at that last joke. Why was any of that necessary
He just sucks the funny out of whatever he's near.
Eh... I didn't mind him in this clip.
I keep coming back to this interview. He’s so brilliant and witty and yet he can seem so innocent and you don’t expect him to be acidic or so sharp. He’s one of those people who is smarter than you but never tries to make you feel that way, even when you know it.
I think half of my days are consumed with rewatching any videos of john mulaney i can find 😂
This man needs his own talk show ASAP
He wouldn't even need guests: just him talking
He should take Jimmy's. Jimmy is unbearable.
Selma FB He probably will someday. I’m calling it.
@@Kaddywompous I think when Seth takes the tonight show (which will be great), John can take late night. Also works cause John and Seth are friends, and John would really pull off a talk show
He does need his own show. Allow me to suggest the Tonight Show. 😎
Mayor Mulaney? Has a nice ring to it
Ads with "MM" or "MJM", in art deco style... 😏
Mulaney channelling his cocaine years for this interview.
This comment did not age well
listen here’s who i stan in order: john mulaney, god, my mom
Yes lol
I'd put my mom before God
We're all fans of your mom
Kate Belanger you put god in there twice
Ur weird
This guy looks like he’s at a casting call for Sex and the City for the role of JFK junior type for a one episode arc.
That’s so fucking specific 😂
An Lorne goes “do ‘em” 😂🤘🏼
It's weird that at the same time I can't believe this isn't a joke, I also really love that it's true
Moving to New York so I can vote for john mulaney
This man is the only person eligible to run for Presidency.
“It’s like the zoo but they’re dead” 🤣
It’s John mulaney, I can’t tell if he actually wants to run for mayor or not! Both equally funny!
I, a resident of western Pennsylvania with no say in the issue, endorse this tall child's campaign
I love the idea of a genuinely nice person running
Lmaoooo NY has a love and hate relationship with everyone
Generally can't stand the jimmys but this set was actually good. He brings out the last remaining bit of the real snl energy that fallon used to have.
"It's like the zoo, but they're dead"
"It looks like an event the joker would crash into"
Satan bless this strange tall child
6:12 “Hisssssss” HAHAHA
I love that every comment on a john mulaney video is just a reference to some other john mulaney video u guys are dedicated
^*John should do a video on ranking his suits....^*
this was thrilling from start to finish
I see mulaney...I click..enough said! Cant wait for snl! ♥️😍😘
Watching 8 months later in Nov. 2020. Looking back at such an innocent time.
“I don’t like that I thought of it but when I thought of it, it sounded like a good idea” -John Mulaney 2020
"It looks like an event the joker would crash into" i love this man
My life is simple. Whenever I see a john mulaney video, I click.
Jimmy Fallon is the typea host to have a lawyer constantly listening on his headpiece
@2:44 = "what time, again?" asks Jimmy.....can somebody please explain the mechanics of WHY this is so freaking hysterical? I'm laughing my ass off over how he delivers this line, WHY he even asks what time when he knows damn well John JUST SAID 3pm -- this is just GENIUS and so unexplainably funny
Give this man a TV show already. I will listen to him talk about anything. His normal mannerisms are hysterical.
did anyone not just see @ 7:24 he just dribbled up that paper and than free throwing it away. hahaha i found that very funny. good old Jimmy Fallon move.
I looked over to him and said I have a page of Deblazio Jokes and he said Do It. That's priceless!!
You don't say that the man who has run the show with the catchphrase "Live from New York, it's Saturday night!" for forty goddamn years ISN'T a New Yorker, no matter where he was born.
His "there's a horse.. in the hospital...." joke comes to mind lately!!! Prophetic.
7:23
Me:
Just found some NYC mad libs
Everyone else:
Do ‘em
Mayor Mulaney could get it
The tall child is finally getting somewhere
Welp, he's got my vote.
“I don’t know why I got this idea in my head… I know why I had too much-” me: ,,,cocaine,,, john?,,,
Thank you Jimmy for sharing with me go New York
“Do ‘em” 😂
holy fucking shit when u said “you can hear the sirens going” the trailer for paradise pd started playing on my netflix tab and it starts with just sirens it was so weird
Ah yes, the museum of animal bodies and fake trees.
listen... i didn't pay attention for two minutes then came back and was confused as to what they were talking about but he still managed to make me cackle
If he became mayor, I would go live in New York.
Gemini me too
I love the slow build, casual story telling style in this clip. Almost like it wasn't a fully producer pre-verified bit, and was just John telling his buddy a little story. Of course, it definitely was pre screened. I think this particular segment has a different feel because Jimmy isn't obnoxiously interrupting or trying to spice it up, probably since he knows John doesn't need a laugh every 10 seconds
John Mulaney is the best comedian
4:58 I spit out my soda nearly on my phone from that
So, can we start a petition for John to take over as host of Tonight Show. The way he works an audience is amazing
“Were you at that Paul Simon concert?”
“Yeah, we... went together”
"I have a page of de blasio jokes"
"do 'em"
im dead
John Mulaney referencing Vince McMahon made my week
when john said no one pays for the museum i think of how once i paid 15 bucks to get in because i panicked and felt bad getting in for free
John is CLEARLY a late night TV host. He'd be awesome.
"Do 'em." 😂😂