John Mulaney Stand-Up Monologue - SNL

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  • Host John Mulaney does stand-up about his wife seeing Woody Allen while pushing their dog in a stroller, subway announcements and emergency siren sounds.
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  • @emilyj.8494
    @emilyj.8494 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10739

    john mulaney: my wife is jewish and i love her
    me: you've told us 70 times. please tell me more.

    • @MeghanaAnjali
      @MeghanaAnjali 4 ปีที่แล้ว +383

      JM: My wife is a bitch and I like her so much.

    • @victoriaberlanga4600
      @victoriaberlanga4600 4 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      LOL. I’ve only seen like 5 videos and in every single one he says she’s Jewish... I love him. And her. I just discovered who he was, thanks to Pete.

    • @ArtemisScribe
      @ArtemisScribe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      he just really likes saying "My wife"

    • @lesbianryuko
      @lesbianryuko 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      us: you've told us this story many times
      john: and you'll hear it again!

    • @clarissarojas7959
      @clarissarojas7959 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      ArtemisScribe “‘my wife’ just has some _kickass_ to it”

  • @grantmitchell6738
    @grantmitchell6738 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19445

    I love how John Mulaney just likes to drop the fact that he used to do cocaine so freely

    • @bobbixvv
      @bobbixvv 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1621

      more than that i love the reaction of the crowd not knowing if they should laugh at that or not

    • @quintanillaana
      @quintanillaana 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1961

      “I will pepper in the fact that I used to do cocaine”

    • @blakewestbrook8237
      @blakewestbrook8237 4 ปีที่แล้ว +997

      Ana “As that is a given.”

    • @tormorelikebore
      @tormorelikebore 4 ปีที่แล้ว +458

      If you own something nobody can say anything about it

    • @hauntedmushroom
      @hauntedmushroom 4 ปีที่แล้ว +126

      It's more common than you think lol

  • @jasonsnow7718
    @jasonsnow7718 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16938

    "the four of them stare" Good to know petunia was included in the mix

    • @chokkaijones
      @chokkaijones 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      One thousandth like

    • @stevekenton9422
      @stevekenton9422 5 ปีที่แล้ว +252

      She can't blink her eyes, by design.

    • @levirosner1728
      @levirosner1728 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      and they nodded

    • @thebombspayloadisexposed
      @thebombspayloadisexposed 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      I would love to see Woody Allen have an entire silent conversation with Petunia.

    • @maddiepie_03
      @maddiepie_03 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I KNOW HAHA

  • @laurenm354
    @laurenm354 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15466

    no one:
    john mulaney: my wife is jewish

    • @chocolatecharley99
      @chocolatecharley99 5 ปีที่แล้ว +352

      no one:
      John Mulaney: i have a wife
      😂😂😂

    • @laurenm354
      @laurenm354 5 ปีที่แล้ว +202

      bossfan49 in every stand up he does he always says something about his wife being Jewish or just mentions his wife. It happens in all his specials
      It’s kind of a running joke for fans that keep up with him

    • @vaesch4283
      @vaesch4283 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@bossfan49 It's just meme format

    • @laurenm354
      @laurenm354 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@bossfan49 oh its a meme where you type no one or nobody then a colon (:) with nothing typed after it as a way of saying no one said anything/asked but John mulaney is still gonna say it.

    • @lanie7569
      @lanie7569 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      bossfan49 oh my god

  • @nathanlayman
    @nathanlayman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14100

    John Mulaney looks like a gay bond villain who promised himself he wouldn't fall in love with 007

    • @spiddyman0079
      @spiddyman0079 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Ok

    • @cwp2175
      @cwp2175 5 ปีที่แล้ว +425

      I mean... I can't say you're wrong

    • @MissAmesha
      @MissAmesha 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      So true...

    • @erickim6533
      @erickim6533 5 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      John Mulaney is living proof that being gay is a CHOICE. lol

    • @Carmela_Falco
      @Carmela_Falco 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Nice!

  • @MsBlushing24
    @MsBlushing24 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10749

    I once saw him on 14th and 7th and screamed, "I LOVE YOU" with the straightest face. He almost spilled his coffee but then he smiled I think we're cool.

    • @MsBlushing24
      @MsBlushing24 5 ปีที่แล้ว +234

      Thank you for that completely irrelevant comment LOL "@Mentally Awakened " cool you're so funny hahahahahah I'm so impressed with your wit

    • @spiddyman0079
      @spiddyman0079 5 ปีที่แล้ว +252

      Mentally Awakened brake it up you two

    • @blushhhhmusic
      @blushhhhmusic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      As a “woke” god of intelligence I can tell you that Spidyman is correct

    • @spiddyman0079
      @spiddyman0079 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Lordsorax , haha

    • @christinewennerberg804
      @christinewennerberg804 4 ปีที่แล้ว +241

      Disregarding the rest of this comment section, I think that particular story is hilarious. Maybe one day he'll make a joke out of it.

  • @TedKutina716
    @TedKutina716 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3067

    John Mulaney Talks Like Every Word In The Sentence Was Capitalized

  • @fotogeek96
    @fotogeek96 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8150

    YAS refreshing to see an asian woman with feminine hips representing at SNL!

    • @molliek1079
      @molliek1079 4 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      fotogeek96 we must bow to him

    • @isabelthepistachio4819
      @isabelthepistachio4819 4 ปีที่แล้ว +123

      Don’t forget about how high waisted they are

    • @agiar2000
      @agiar2000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +165

      @@isabelthepistachio4819
      NO! That's what he's sensitive about! ;)

    • @arat346
      @arat346 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      He's a proud Asian-American woman with feminine hips

    • @manyaprakash725
      @manyaprakash725 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      don't that's the THING HE IS SENSITIVE ABOUT

  • @DavidWeidlich
    @DavidWeidlich 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5637

    Seven and a half minutes of non-stop hilarity. No props needed. No dancing cast members to bail him out. Just Mulaney. The cold open and monologue made the best start to an SNL episode ever.

    • @tony2520
      @tony2520 5 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      David Weidlich he has 3 specials on Netflix. Have fun

    • @rosemarywilliams9969
      @rosemarywilliams9969 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      YES👏

    • @lmbb20
      @lmbb20 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I laughed so hard

    • @bmtphoenix
      @bmtphoenix 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@tony2520 answers that question! lol

    • @James-fz4hy
      @James-fz4hy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Talent

  • @cp_digital
    @cp_digital 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8512

    What really makes John mulaney stand out is the 1950s voice and his ability to make the mundane funny. He literally made a bit about 3 people and a dog looking at each other hilarious. Side note...if you like mulaney you'll LOVE Gary gulman. He's a very underrated comic.

    • @deninevh
      @deninevh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      You're right, and I do like GG as well. Robert Mac is another comedian who deadpans and is very funny.

    • @pftborracha123
      @pftborracha123 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      You're totally right! thank you for the recommendation of Gary Gulman, I've been watching some of his stand up and it's amazing!!

    • @pmpdaddyt1218
      @pmpdaddyt1218 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Came back to thank you for GG

    • @anistynfreeman1500
      @anistynfreeman1500 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      * not sponsored by gary gulman *

    • @yessum15
      @yessum15 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Also came back to thank you for GG. Not great, but solid.

  • @Caroline-sl4ng
    @Caroline-sl4ng 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6922

    Cause I was 👉🏻 not 👉🏻 an 👉🏻 athletic 👉🏻 child

    • @christinewennerberg804
      @christinewennerberg804 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Me.

    • @wittyblonde6728
      @wittyblonde6728 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Caroline I read it as it was said in the video lol

    • @isabelayala3470
      @isabelayala3470 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Witty Blonde same lmao

    • @benkoeberle9510
      @benkoeberle9510 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      When he mentioned "Turner Classic Movies" and "not being an athletic child," I thought he wrote that line with me in mind. ROFL!

    • @sleepytabledog
      @sleepytabledog 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Witty Blonde How and why did that work, though?

  • @aliciad8553
    @aliciad8553 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8458

    Love that Petunia, John’s French Bulldog, got an applause break.
    Edit: Thanks for all the likes guys.

    • @ashleyayala535
      @ashleyayala535 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Alicia D and cheering, mind you lol

    • @ceilingeye
      @ceilingeye 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      She’s probably more popular than John himself tbh.

    • @val8869
      @val8869 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      for some reason my brain told me to read “French SPEAKING bulldog” and I was too easily ready to just accept that as the comment

    • @rosericorico4980
      @rosericorico4980 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@val8869 lmaoo

    • @marissamiller1933
      @marissamiller1933 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It's the one fact I reliably know about him. When I try to remind people who he is (obviously this doesn't happen much anymore) I'd be like: 'He's little, funny, wears well tailored suits...oh! He has a French Bulldog named Petunia. You know who I'm talking about.'

  • @emmajinthetardis
    @emmajinthetardis 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7968

    No one:
    John Mulaney: My wife is Jewish

    • @JuanPabloSelvaje
      @JuanPabloSelvaje 5 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      It's relevant to the story, though, because the whole point of it is culture clash.

    • @kateeast508
      @kateeast508 5 ปีที่แล้ว +390

      no one:
      john mulaney: i used to do COCAINE

    • @Alientoy
      @Alientoy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +270

      No one:
      You: I don’t really understand the mechanics of stand-up comedy

    • @thebeatlesrule234
      @thebeatlesrule234 5 ปีที่แล้ว +170

      No one:
      John Mulaney: I have a dog named petunia

    • @samira7164
      @samira7164 5 ปีที่แล้ว +136

      No one:
      John Mulaney: I have a lovely french bulldog named Petunia

  • @matthewbight5720
    @matthewbight5720 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1889

    "Why are you shouting? What, are you in the next room?"
    I feel like that did NOT get the reaction it deserves hahahah

    • @hashslingingslasher4214
      @hashslingingslasher4214 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Matthew Bight hilarious af

    • @ronyalemerrill
      @ronyalemerrill 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Matthew Bight that was my favorite line. I was crying 😂😂😂😂

    • @oliverstvchannel6442
      @oliverstvchannel6442 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      That part got me good, just like the INSIDE part.

  • @ryanboyce5271
    @ryanboyce5271 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1503

    “DoN’t LoOk Us Up” My European History text book: *Heavy breathing*

    • @veronicaquiroz4549
      @veronicaquiroz4549 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yikes omg this comment is so underrated😭😂😂

  • @joeblow3335
    @joeblow3335 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2888

    It's rare that you see the SNL band reacting to and clearly enjoying the monologue so much. Not easily impressed, I'm sure, and Mulaney completely draws them in. Bravo, John.

    • @samaraisnt
      @samaraisnt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      I forgot that they literally know him and knew him for years until I read this comment, I thought the same.

    • @valeriepark9444
      @valeriepark9444 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      I think it helps to have a New Yorker making jokes about the Most New York Things - the audience not only relates, but they gain satisfaction in knowing that the rest of the country has no idea what he's referring to.

  • @Lily-sp9xc
    @Lily-sp9xc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2303

    john mulaney: this is the nyc intersection where this interaction happened
    me, having never been to nyc: ..... i’TS A GRID SYSTEM

    • @taakotuesdays
      @taakotuesdays 5 ปีที่แล้ว +167

      Skyler Thompson where are you 24th and 5th where you wanna go 35th and 6th ELEVEN UP AND ONE OVER YA SIMPLE BITCH

    • @okradiowise
      @okradiowise 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Eleven up and one over ya simple bitch

    • @kambriaclark3775
      @kambriaclark3775 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @oscar75722 It's not, it's one of his jokes in his show

    • @fearlessfred9509
      @fearlessfred9509 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Awsome replies

  • @neghiethervil5606
    @neghiethervil5606 5 ปีที่แล้ว +929

    I love how he steam rolls through the applause. Like yes, I wrote these jokes, I know they're great. Save your praise for someone that needs it.

    • @arx754
      @arx754 5 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      It was probably because of the time limit he had to do his monologue; he wanted to get it all in. In a comedy club, or whatever, he would have the time to pause to allow the applause.

    • @robingarrett3171
      @robingarrett3171 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Me too! I almost stopped watching Colbert because his pause for applause after introducing him self was soooooo annoying. But he recently knocked it off, rolls into the show faster and I am at peace. Lol

  • @kelseyrobinson1917
    @kelseyrobinson1917 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4079

    An amazing comic and truly funny man, and not a single cruel or needlessly dickish joke in sight. Offense isn't inherently funny, and Mulaney embodies that while looking and talking like a talk show presenter from the 1950s.

    • @coma13794
      @coma13794 5 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      That is actually an outstanding summary.

    • @BuyBitcoinOnline
      @BuyBitcoinOnline 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      You do realize that this is the same guy who wrote the Hader's Stefon character where every joke was about some freaky midget's fetish, right?

    • @johnny--guitar
      @johnny--guitar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@BuyBitcoinOnline I actually think that's a pretty good example of him realizing that some of his old bits didn't age very well no matter how funny they were (see how the last joke of the last Stefon bit was the fact that he managed to make "human squatty potty" technically PC)

    • @shoomert
      @shoomert 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This sounds like it’s targeting some other comedian? lol

    • @jackgeist3803
      @jackgeist3803 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Can we get him a game show?

  • @_b_e_a_n_s_
    @_b_e_a_n_s_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1612

    “Sounds like an old gay cat was dying” BRO IM DYING

    • @farosh-end
      @farosh-end 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      Are you an old gay cat per chance?

    • @isabell2274
      @isabell2274 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Farare damnit i wanted to say that :,(

    • @ShineOnBenevolentSun
      @ShineOnBenevolentSun 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      But not a sad death, like he'd had a full life and was holding hands with a rabbi ROFL

    • @a.a9021
      @a.a9021 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@farosh-end Don't you mean _purr_ chance?

    • @jadiahavala4656
      @jadiahavala4656 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      lmfaooooooooooooo

  • @bmaze944
    @bmaze944 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5608

    I love how Mulaney always gives the cross streets when he tells jokes about New York

    • @lizvlx
      @lizvlx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      agree! makes it so much better, makes you picture the location :)

    • @viclor2876
      @viclor2876 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @K C rofll

    • @davidmsirois
      @davidmsirois 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I love how you turned John into an adverb.

    • @cameotic
      @cameotic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      It's kinda what "Californians" did about the West Coast freeways

    • @Crazelord91
      @Crazelord91 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      It's how you know he lives there. I've been here for abour a decade and I instinctively give the cross street whenever I'm telling people a location

  • @KateBelangerPhotography
    @KateBelangerPhotography 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4181

    John Mulaney: exists
    Women in audience: whoo, whoop, woooo, woopedy-woop-whoooop

    • @sheridan7475
      @sheridan7475 5 ปีที่แล้ว +186

      he’s a good mix of gentleman and mischief

    • @pureafricanqueen
      @pureafricanqueen 5 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      He's really beautiful in person. I understand that excitement

    • @darboboyle693
      @darboboyle693 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      is it the ears?

    • @ashwhite3810
      @ashwhite3810 5 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Well...imma guy and imma all whoop whoop woopy whoop woop

    • @johnlachman5121
      @johnlachman5121 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Nobody:
      John Mulaney: "My wife is Jewish"

  • @DieGo-pu1cx
    @DieGo-pu1cx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +919

    I was having breakfast and spit out my food laughing when he said "none of this is right".
    That tall child is going places!

  • @kylestubbs8867
    @kylestubbs8867 4 ปีที่แล้ว +351

    _”The next stop is Christopher Street.”_
    *”STAND CLEAR OF THE CLOSING DOORS!!!”*

  • @argonnas2
    @argonnas2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1692

    looking at the band members faces in the background and its nice to see them enjoying it just as much as the audience

  • @danniatan1436
    @danniatan1436 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2001

    Only John Mulaney could be talking about old-timey ambulance sirens, and a gay cat in hospice holding a rabbi’s hand, and be talking about the same thing.

    • @MissAmesha
      @MissAmesha 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Right?? Such creativity.

    • @chaosapiant
      @chaosapiant 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It almost seemed like he was making a comparison about the two things. I'm a big fan of this tactic. And also sandwiches.

    • @mraymondvillamor9891
      @mraymondvillamor9891 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      And making it LOL funny without being at all offensive to anyone [or thing].

    • @nr6916
      @nr6916 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      You know I hope archeologists in the future read this comment out of context and it sums up our entire gen! It’s too funny

  • @combatchuck777
    @combatchuck777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +501

    I love how he sounds like he's been doing standup since 1956

  • @stephmaszera3610
    @stephmaszera3610 5 ปีที่แล้ว +883

    i could listen to john mulaney make siren sounds all day long

    • @jacklynyeh4893
      @jacklynyeh4893 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      One time I had a music teacher have me do this

    • @arivenes_
      @arivenes_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      i could listen to john mulaney all day long period

  • @jesicam6581
    @jesicam6581 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3238

    I've never been to New York but the way mulaney tells stories makes me feel like Ive lived there my whole life.

    • @viclor2876
      @viclor2876 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @K C even my Hispanic families are turning "white" lmfao

    • @SKC193
      @SKC193 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Jess The Mess It’s looks & sounds just like in the movies & tv. Fun place to visit now & then but you couldn’t pay me to live there! My husband’s sister lives on Long Island & I was surprised how beautiful it is. But don’t want to live there either.

    • @katieluckett5673
      @katieluckett5673 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He would probably really love that complement.

    • @JoseChavez-ct1db
      @JoseChavez-ct1db 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I do feel jealous of the people that live in New York that get his references right away. I have to go research the new siren he's talking about.

    • @kalexis6484
      @kalexis6484 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Love living here and at times hate it

  • @janettemyette4872
    @janettemyette4872 5 ปีที่แล้ว +742

    "You know that strange look of shame and unhappiness I have in my eyes at all times, especially after sex, and it was all forced on me at birth? What if you VOLUNTARILY signed up for it??" LOL

    • @Element_xo
      @Element_xo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Janette Myette 💀💀🤣🤣🤣 funny as heck

    • @karenmcclenahan7988
      @karenmcclenahan7988 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      So damn funny

  • @3AvrilLavigne3
    @3AvrilLavigne3 5 ปีที่แล้ว +556

    6:01 ah yes, the wild John Mulaney in his natural habitat, demonstrating his mating call

  • @clashingswordsproductions
    @clashingswordsproductions 4 ปีที่แล้ว +787

    "I used to do cocaine. I would smell it up into my nose and i'd get a high from it"
    -John Mulaney

    • @molliek1079
      @molliek1079 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Clashing Swords Productions-CSP should have been my yearbook quote :( ahahaha

    • @clashingswordsproductions
      @clashingswordsproductions 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@molliek1079 pffff yooo i need to change my senior quote

    • @js6874
      @js6874 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Me every weekend 🙈😂

  • @TomGZ
    @TomGZ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1452

    He'd be awesome in the new season of Marvelous Mrs. Maisel. He has the stand-up chops and even has that 50's look.

  • @not_jt
    @not_jt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1254

    But the funniest part is that Petunia stared at Woody Allen

    • @onlyrick
      @onlyrick 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      But not in a rude way. The guy just looks fascinating when viewed through a dog's eyes.

    • @tejaswoman
      @tejaswoman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Yes! Someone else caught that he said "the four of them." 🤣

    • @MCAndyT
      @MCAndyT 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +

    • @LaFemmeFictionale
      @LaFemmeFictionale 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Petunia knows the day Woody Allen will die.

    • @SupremeKayJay
      @SupremeKayJay 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That joke is underated

  • @concrete7215
    @concrete7215 4 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    Nobody:
    John: **siren noises**
    Everyone: you have entered the comedy zone.

  • @TonyHightower
    @TonyHightower 5 ปีที่แล้ว +704

    John Mulaney can write a goddamned joke.

  • @kaylachau175
    @kaylachau175 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3597

    proud of this asian American woman!!

  • @bigsam4205
    @bigsam4205 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1412

    That’s how you do a monologue. Tight 7 mins.

    • @lgfl
      @lgfl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      You speak truth! !!

    • @kilgoretrout6136
      @kilgoretrout6136 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's perfect.

  • @dogsforever5707
    @dogsforever5707 5 ปีที่แล้ว +339

    "You know that strange look of shame and unhappiness I have in my eyes at all times especially after sex and it was all pushed into me at birth"
    Idk why but I love that line so much, especially as a practicing Catholic since birth.

    • @addikay7097
      @addikay7097 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Am Catholic, can relate

    • @leob4403
      @leob4403 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@addikay7097only americans make such a big deal about being catholic, europeans dont give a shit lol

  • @julia-xb6uv
    @julia-xb6uv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +427

    “oh by the way, killing a waiter in the state of new york is a Class A Felony. i’ll get u some bread :)”

  • @AngelofMusic04
    @AngelofMusic04 5 ปีที่แล้ว +762

    "Killing a waiter in the state of New York is a class A felony. I'll get you some bread."

  • @ellaabunny2606
    @ellaabunny2606 5 ปีที่แล้ว +296

    His delivery is soooooooooo FUCKING good I love this guy so much

  • @bohocowboy
    @bohocowboy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2539

    Within ten years he WILL be the host of the tonight show. You heard it here first!

    • @jmorgan3882
      @jmorgan3882 5 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      He's definitely gonna be a talk show host. Move over Jimmy Fallon!

    • @luxusmode111
      @luxusmode111 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Everyone's been saying that for years now.

    • @tatehildyard5332
      @tatehildyard5332 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Honestly, I think it’ll be Davidson. I don’t really like Davidson myself, but NBC knows he’s one of the more popular personalities on SNL right now, and it doesn’t look like he’ll end up making a stable transition to feature films.

    • @LivingInTheKaliYogurt
      @LivingInTheKaliYogurt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      pray

    • @pdfbanana
      @pdfbanana 4 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      God I hope not. What a waste of a good comedian that would be to put him on late night

  • @alexispleizier-evans9376
    @alexispleizier-evans9376 3 ปีที่แล้ว +498

    john “i used to do cocaine”
    john “im happily married”
    this makes me so sad :/

    • @myleslos9658
      @myleslos9658 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Nothing lasts

    • @KelsEyeMurpow
      @KelsEyeMurpow 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Me too, ugh.

    • @liggerstuxin1
      @liggerstuxin1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You girls are thirsty. Here’s my contact info... jk

    • @metroplexprime9901
      @metroplexprime9901 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@liggerstuxin1 FOLLOW THE DAMN TRAIN CJ

    • @codyoclock
      @codyoclock 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      :(

  • @somethingclever4563
    @somethingclever4563 5 ปีที่แล้ว +313

    "Thou shalt not Google us!"
    Billboard outside Vatican city

  • @houstonm7635
    @houstonm7635 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3163

    best monologue this show has seen in a while

    • @TwistedReality13
      @TwistedReality13 5 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      John Mulaney is as they say a national treasure .. I used to hate that but.. he legit deserves it

    • @ImOnMyOwnTime1
      @ImOnMyOwnTime1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      check out his last monologue. literally 1a 1b.

    • @michaelfonseca4369
      @michaelfonseca4369 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      1100% agree!!!

    • @lsd-rickb-1728
      @lsd-rickb-1728 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Donald glover better

    • @EclipseHighroller
      @EclipseHighroller 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      yeah boy oh, how sad, you are offended because you will never be as successful as he is. Man, is that you Trump?

  • @johnmoscone3841
    @johnmoscone3841 5 ปีที่แล้ว +332

    If I saw John Mulaney in Alfred Hitchcock's "Rope", I would not think that anything was out of place.

    • @klina7645
      @klina7645 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yeah, he has that 1940's look and speaking voice.

    • @Janairick
      @Janairick 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      John Mulaney as the siren in "Rope"

  • @lanie7569
    @lanie7569 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1648

    no one:
    John Mulaney: MY WIFE IS JEWISH
    I HAVE A JEWISH WIFE AND SHE IS JEWISH

    • @berwynsigns4115
      @berwynsigns4115 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      no one said nothing therefore someone said something

    • @lanie7569
      @lanie7569 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      BerwynSigns ok smartass calm down there

    • @carolinamurtha3102
      @carolinamurtha3102 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Well, two people asked: his parents. I grew up in a catholic family and while a lot of my cousins have married all kind of different people, my aunts are totally guilty of asking if they really like someone’s significant other ... even if they cousin is 16 and it’s there first relationship 🙄.

    • @juliafrances454
      @juliafrances454 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      and she’s a female person

    • @benavaes
      @benavaes 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      BerwynSigns therefore everyone said something**** how you gonna correct and get it wrong

  • @Hephzie101
    @Hephzie101 5 ปีที่แล้ว +942

    I usually don’t rewatch monologues, but this monologue is fucking good. He is so funny 😂

    • @lsd-rickb-1728
      @lsd-rickb-1728 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He's alright

    • @eighteen-naked-cowboys
      @eighteen-naked-cowboys 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @B Bennett yikes

    • @amyelizabeth529
      @amyelizabeth529 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I rewatched it too! I was looking at how much the musicians were enjoying it as well.

    • @Hephzie101
      @Hephzie101 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Allison Elizabeth exactly. He was really good

    • @mindynix
      @mindynix 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      SAME

  • @luuketaylor
    @luuketaylor 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1403

    *Been itching for more Mulaney content; today is a dream come true!*

    • @cjdfv
      @cjdfv 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That itch is actually crabs.

    • @sarvin4471
      @sarvin4471 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Luke Taylor RIGHT THERE WITH YA BUDDY sorry I yelled, I was just so excited cause same

  • @shelbymchester
    @shelbymchester 5 ปีที่แล้ว +165

    The funniest part of this was that Petunia got such applause.

  • @calebdesjardins616
    @calebdesjardins616 4 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    Mulvaney has such an old timey classic Hollywood feel to him and it’s so refreshing and then he throws in unexpected humor it’s like he plays to his type and against type simultaneously. Genius

  • @thangnguyen02
    @thangnguyen02 5 ปีที่แล้ว +249

    2:45 "Don't Google us!" ... I die

    • @VailsMom
      @VailsMom 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      thangnguyen02 And that one-second look immediately after that somehow communicates, “And I now realize that you indeed will do so, but I did warn you. So don’t blame me.”

  • @brenyatta
    @brenyatta 5 ปีที่แล้ว +711

    “We are now approaching...”
    *looks around, nervously*
    “...Christopher Street”
    “MY GOD! WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!”

    • @tejaswoman
      @tejaswoman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Only if it's a secondary location.

  • @ThatCyndi
    @ThatCyndi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    Only John Mulaney can make comedy gold over the sounds of different police sirens

  • @terrenceharris-hughes4436
    @terrenceharris-hughes4436 4 ปีที่แล้ว +335

    You telling me this guy gets on stage and talks for almost 10 minutes.
    Yeah Ice it's a monologue. Hosts do them on the show. You're going to have to get used to that.

    • @BiggusNickus
      @BiggusNickus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Oh, so you mean like when someone walks up on stage and makes people laugh? Or like, when someone impersonates a siren for a full minute?

    • @terrenceharris-hughes4436
      @terrenceharris-hughes4436 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@BiggusNickus or like when a musician goes on stage ans and plays an instrument. Or like when a dancer dances

    • @thebombspayloadisexposed
      @thebombspayloadisexposed 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@terrenceharris-hughes4436 Or like, when someone plays with cards on a stage? Or like, when, someone eats too much chocolate cake and barfs it up on the stage?

    • @terrenceharris-hughes4436
      @terrenceharris-hughes4436 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@thebombspayloadisexposed or like when a magician goes on stage and pulls a rabbit out of his hat. Or when someone goes up on stage and sings

    • @HPayne62
      @HPayne62 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@terrenceharris-hughes4436 Or like when someone goes up on a stage and tap dances. Or like when someone goes on a stage and draws a bunch of pictures real fast.

  • @jamesryder8305
    @jamesryder8305 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2826

    In tears, love ya John. Gay cat dying broooooo

    • @ProNorden
      @ProNorden 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      There are some great Conservative implications in the details of a #JohnMullaney piece.✌️

    • @bluemystic7501
      @bluemystic7501 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Tears, seriously?

    • @MissAmesha
      @MissAmesha 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Right??? Only John would make that association 😂😂😂👏👌

    • @jamesryder8305
      @jamesryder8305 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@bluemystic7501 Yeah. I started laughing and couldn't stop. Which produced tears. It's not hard to follow.

    • @bluemystic7501
      @bluemystic7501 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jamesryder8305 What's hard to comprehend is how you found it THAT funny.

  • @w8w8whatnow95
    @w8w8whatnow95 5 ปีที่แล้ว +255

    Great monologue...I cannot remember the last one that's been this good. Maybe April 2018?

    • @kbrock9146
      @kbrock9146 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ohohohohohohohohoho!!!! I see what you did there, fine person! Nicely done.

  • @galactic7458
    @galactic7458 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    “Doing cocaine will not make your ex girlfriend get back together with you.”
    O u c h

  • @sophieimm6321
    @sophieimm6321 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    I feel like he secretly just gets annoyed when people clap for him in the middle of a joke or like after and that just makes him better.

  • @jahmil7987
    @jahmil7987 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2349

    Funny but his voice sounds like what people in the 50's thought stand up comedians should sounds like

    • @tmattoneill
      @tmattoneill 5 ปีที่แล้ว +134

      pretty sure that's his schtick...

    • @grillme6272
      @grillme6272 5 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      I always used to see him in pictures with subtitles walking like a cryptid and he just didn’t seem to stop moving. Then after assuming what his voice was I finally heard his voice yesterday and was surprised as fuc.

    • @enolagardens
      @enolagardens 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Jahmil that’s the best part...

    • @rosemarywilliams9969
      @rosemarywilliams9969 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      He's perfection.

    • @jackiekreutzer166
      @jackiekreutzer166 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I think he sounds like Fozzy Bear.

  • @ajwelsh3191
    @ajwelsh3191 5 ปีที่แล้ว +237

    John “tiger mom” Mulaney still waiting to rent Addams Family Values.

  • @nickolasrojas845
    @nickolasrojas845 5 ปีที่แล้ว +167

    He could’ve been Timon from the lion king

  • @dennissweeney11
    @dennissweeney11 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    I love how the musicians in the back are smiling so much

  • @the8ctagon
    @the8ctagon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    This is the first SNL host monologue that I was able to watch all the way through to the end without weeping from embarrassment.

    • @lgfl
      @lgfl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      What about Dave Chapelle's monologue after Trump was elected? That was brilliant. I think what makes the monologue of torture is when non comedians have to open the show.

    • @the8ctagon
      @the8ctagon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@lgfl I haven't seen that one. Thank you - I'll look it up.

    • @lgfl
      @lgfl 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@the8ctagon cool let me know what you think. Peace

  • @elijahmiller7700
    @elijahmiller7700 5 ปีที่แล้ว +380

    I wish he just did this monologue for the whole episode

    • @eighteen-naked-cowboys
      @eighteen-naked-cowboys 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      an hour of mulaney stand up > snl since 2000

    • @JHulse29
      @JHulse29 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      You can see it! It's called kid gorgeous and it's on netflix

    • @SwissAdelina
      @SwissAdelina 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Also New In Town. And The Comeback Kid. All on Netflix and all total gems.

  • @ashleycharrette5243
    @ashleycharrette5243 5 ปีที่แล้ว +533

    John Mulaney is so weird I love him

    • @okkcomputer
      @okkcomputer 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      whats weird about him? everything to you fucking millenials is weird and random, go fuck yourself

    • @okkcomputer
      @okkcomputer 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Ashlyn Haley nope

    • @minxxaii7369
      @minxxaii7369 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Damn y'all flipped the fuck out over this comment

    • @tianna6933
      @tianna6933 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@minxxaii7369 fr lmao

    • @kelxy4105
      @kelxy4105 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He’s weirdly attractive for a tall child

  • @rachelbrand
    @rachelbrand 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    well this surely hits a lot different now

  • @tejaswoman
    @tejaswoman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +982

    Me, at start of video: "Please, please, please let this one be as good as the previous one. Please also don't recycle any Kid Gorgeous material, because we've all seen it since then, precisely because of the previous monologue being so fantastic."
    Me, at end of video: "Thank you, cool guy, for fulfilling my every request."
    #TrueStory
    *Bonus* : He even had new material about Petunia! 🐶

    • @lletnahc08
      @lletnahc08 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      this was from his Kid Gorgeous tour, it just wasn't in the Netflix special.

    • @climbinguphill
      @climbinguphill 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@lletnahc08 He didn't do any of this material when I saw him on the tour.

    • @chriscollum5658
      @chriscollum5658 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      this is probably the beginnings of new material that will turn into his next tour/special cycle eventually. would make sense if he test drove it on the end of the last tour/hosting snl this time

    • @mar-wr4io
      @mar-wr4io 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Do you realize he used to write for SNL and he would write monologues for celebrities

    • @tejaswoman
      @tejaswoman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@mar-wr4io - Yes, and apparently he was co-writer on one of my single favorite monologues ever, Justin Timberlake's song about how he wasn't going to sing.

  • @brucelau2023
    @brucelau2023 5 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    really love hearing this guy's voice in Spider-verse tho, very talented stand up comedian , really one of the best monologues i've heard on SNL in a while

  • @anahernandezcardona9165
    @anahernandezcardona9165 5 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    John deserves all the love and success he’s been having.

  • @Boxerkyd1995
    @Boxerkyd1995 5 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    was sad to see the siren bit cut from his special because everyone was dying laughing at it live but I’m glad it gets to live here now.

  • @treefiddytwoo
    @treefiddytwoo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +196

    yo he came out swinging, wasn’t expecting that!! had me in stitches 🤣👌

  • @vicjoseromero
    @vicjoseromero 5 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    Born and raised in NYC. That description is completely accurate. I'm so glad that he brought up the psychology of the subway announcements. I hope he'll someday mention how the male voice reminds us that sexual harassment is illegal. Yikes!

    • @MOaxol
      @MOaxol 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Victor Romero they have to...remind yall that sexual harassment is illegal?

    • @tejaswoman
      @tejaswoman 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      The Dallas rail announcement voice has the names of the routes spliced in or something, because she always sounds like she forgot for a moment which one we're on:
      "This is the... [overly long pause] Green Line."

  • @ginabell694
    @ginabell694 4 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    "I was watching TCM, cuz I was not an athletic child."
    Same

  • @ZanraiKid
    @ZanraiKid 5 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    “He’s in cat hospice.”
    What is it about that line that’s so melodic?

  • @tobimakkura
    @tobimakkura 5 ปีที่แล้ว +446

    They seriously just need to let comedians do the monologue their way. This was actually decent

    • @monkeythief5
      @monkeythief5 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Tobi Makkura They have though. But I believe there were a few times some comedians were a bit too controversial for the show, and the show got some heat for it.

    • @Tracymmo
      @Tracymmo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      They do with stand up comedians. Many other people struggle with the monologue format though.

  • @danno9299
    @danno9299 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    "and he's in hospice- HE'S IN CAT HOSPICE!"
    ^really got me

  • @indiag89
    @indiag89 5 ปีที่แล้ว +149

    The old timey siren sounds he did sound exactly like our tornado sirens in Oklahoma.

  • @rebelliouslyartistic
    @rebelliouslyartistic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    2:44 that subtle nod after he says, “Don’t google is!” kinda throws me off guard, because it’s meant to be comedically ominous but the delivery makes it better.

  • @PurpleSnappingTurtle
    @PurpleSnappingTurtle 5 ปีที่แล้ว +617

    i am a Petunia stan first, human second.
    she will always be the alpha, no matter how many times John pretends to eat dinner at 4:30 in the afternoon.

    • @michellehopelamb5353
      @michellehopelamb5353 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      HeyItsReagan why do I feel like he’s still doing this in the hopes the power dynamic will change?

    • @kz1000ps
      @kz1000ps 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I got to meet Petunia a couple weeks ago!! She's so much cuter than I thought she'd be lol

    • @veraryzhik
      @veraryzhik 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      mmmm dinner!

    • @tejaswoman
      @tejaswoman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@kz1000ps - so would that make her better or worse as Jesus in front of the turkey?

    • @playgroundchooser
      @playgroundchooser 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Is this a secret spy code??

  • @roseJ96
    @roseJ96 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    That joke with Woody Allen and Soon-Yi Previn. Amazing.

  • @kpwylar
    @kpwylar 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    “don’t google us” gets me every time

  • @katiexyz3263
    @katiexyz3263 5 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    I love it when the band cracks up. Great monologue Mister Mulaney

  • @JaimeNix_
    @JaimeNix_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +307

    Damn, I’d love to see his standup. Such good delivery!

    • @mac4951
      @mac4951 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      His Netflix specials are soooo good!!!

    • @haidenphillips410
      @haidenphillips410 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It's even better in person, he's amazing

    • @DMO-DMO-DMO
      @DMO-DMO-DMO 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@haidenphillips410 yeah and he's even better in bed!

    • @brownkemosabe
      @brownkemosabe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@DMO-DMO-DMO hahaha is this the wife?

    • @rowanfaris200
      @rowanfaris200 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Jaime Berg the comeback kid on Netflix is a must see

  • @romansousa5301
    @romansousa5301 5 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    First time in years that
    I actually laughed out loud during a SNL monologue. Funny stuff!!!

  • @beatnikmary
    @beatnikmary 3 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    John: I USED to do cocaine...
    John: I'm happily married...
    Me: Oh ouch now I'm sad. :(

    • @Digmer
      @Digmer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      damn did not know he got a divorce and relapsed...that sucks...

    • @oliverstvchannel6442
      @oliverstvchannel6442 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This is very unfortunate.

    • @zuhasajid900
      @zuhasajid900 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Don't be he is doing fine now and he is going to be a dad!

    • @sarcasticallyrearranged
      @sarcasticallyrearranged 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes, placing his sobriety on an unplanned kid is such a good idea!

    • @PyrofreakStudios
      @PyrofreakStudios ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@sarcasticallyrearranged yes we all get it it’s very fun to judge strangers

  • @juliannemclaughlin6352
    @juliannemclaughlin6352 5 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    I started crying at “STAND CLEAR OF THE CLOSING DOORS PLEASE” L M F A O

  • @cameronengel5443
    @cameronengel5443 5 ปีที่แล้ว +177

    I loved this so much! John Mulaney owns the stage! I guess it takes a great writer to know what really works!

  • @stalinov91
    @stalinov91 5 ปีที่แล้ว +389

    Finally, not an actor with SNL cast members having to walk in and disrupt throughout the monologue to make it "funny".

    • @systemBuilder
      @systemBuilder 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      He was once an snl writer. He knows just how the game is played!

    • @dajosee
      @dajosee 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Since he was an SNL Writer for years, they must have faith in him

    • @StanfordChiou
      @StanfordChiou 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Not only was he a longtime SNL writer, he's also a very experienced stand-up. He probably does funny monologues most nights of the year.

  • @IsyMaxine
    @IsyMaxine 5 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    I love how he included the dog i "the 4 of them stared" in his story xD

  • @guycole2294
    @guycole2294 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Jesus, he killed it man, I was in tears almost the whole time. One of the best opening monologues in years and years!

  • @angelcanez4426
    @angelcanez4426 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    He's slowly becoming my favorite host he's killed it both times he's done it.

  • @pippin8131
    @pippin8131 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    hearing john mulaney say “fun and funky beat” is all i need in my life

  • @katyk829
    @katyk829 3 ปีที่แล้ว +243

    Oof the cocaine joke hits differently now

    • @laycebug3260
      @laycebug3260 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      right

    • @robertanderson1690
      @robertanderson1690 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      It makes it a bit sadder to think about, sure, but this is a problem John has always had and there was always the possibility of relapse, especially in the situation the world just found itself in, don't let that make you stop laughing at jokes, because he would never have told them if he didn't want you to laugh at them regardless of the situation.

    • @rx500android
      @rx500android 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ikr

    • @Soda_Joy
      @Soda_Joy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      :(((

    • @ItsShahrzadG
      @ItsShahrzadG 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      what happened?

  • @samanthabonham1102
    @samanthabonham1102 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    "I'll get you some bread." LMAO! !!

  • @VivaLaVittoria
    @VivaLaVittoria 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    omg when he was imitating the DJ cop car sirens I was dying. It is so true. I adore John Mulaney, he's the perfect combo of 50's throwback and boyish charm.

  • @Heirllionaire
    @Heirllionaire 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    He was good. He just won himself a John Mulaney fan...plus he was Spider Ham so it was pretty good momentum.

  • @kelly63096
    @kelly63096 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    John: "I used to do coke..."
    me: well that didnt age very well

    • @superliljohn91
      @superliljohn91 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      To quote Mitch Hedberg: “I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too.”

  • @deadmemes3122
    @deadmemes3122 5 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    That clarinet player in the background looks so entertained by John Mulaney's comedy
    Edit: (it's probably not a clarinet, I'm an idiot and it's 3 am)

    • @alexfaccibene6284
      @alexfaccibene6284 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I always love watching him crack up during monologues!

    • @roysreceptive
      @roysreceptive 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He always looks like he is having a good time. Watch him during Dave Chappell’s monologue. Thats entertaining as well.