John Mulaney's Attempt to Solve a Mystery Was Unsuccessful

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  • John Mulaney tells Seth a story about his recent attempt to solve the mystery of who left a hat in his car and talks about the return of Big Mouth.
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  • @triciadevereaux9601
    @triciadevereaux9601 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8159

    I love how he causally said "so I went inside and got my surgical gloves" as if that's something everyone has lying around the house.

    • @ButtThuck
      @ButtThuck 5 ปีที่แล้ว +157

      I mean, having exam gloves are pretty good to have

    • @swapnilgoyal6771
      @swapnilgoyal6771 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I am planning to keep one ✌️

    • @melissasaint3283
      @melissasaint3283 5 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      Lol, that's so true, but because I always have nitrile gloves on hand, I hadn't thought about that 😂 honestly, though, they're very handy. There's lots of nasty or messy jobs where it's nice to have them around as an option.

    • @existentialcrisisalert8476
      @existentialcrisisalert8476 5 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      You don't have those??

    • @tirednotbitter
      @tirednotbitter 5 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      Tricia Devereaux I’ve got a box of latex gloves. They’re honestly surprisingly useful for every day stuff

  • @emmas274
    @emmas274 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11911

    ‘i don’t want crime to happen to me’ relatable king

    • @anniebleveans3682
      @anniebleveans3682 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Emma S damn 5.7k likes and no replies

    • @maygel
      @maygel 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      That's why he's running for mayor

    • @ErinOC_1306
      @ErinOC_1306 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Emma S
      Um how is that relatable? I love it when crime happens to me

    • @dishadogra4233
      @dishadogra4233 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ErinOC_1306 you are not okay..

  • @Dumpknoedel
    @Dumpknoedel 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4647

    This is the first time i've encountered a fandom who will quote a stand up comedian like it's an inside joke. You guys are awesome

    • @Evanescoduil
      @Evanescoduil 6 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      You haven’t looked at many TH-cam videos then

    • @l.a.w8224
      @l.a.w8224 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Thanks!

    • @chrissiek8706
      @chrissiek8706 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      #accidentalmulaney 😏

    • @lanie7569
      @lanie7569 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      THANK YOU VERY MUCH

    • @turnleftaticeland
      @turnleftaticeland 5 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      haven’t seen something like this since bo burnham

  • @hamzahalasadulloh7779
    @hamzahalasadulloh7779 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5822

    His interviews are always really entertaining. But anyone else notice the tasteful details in his suit? The specific color choices, the wasp detail, the red lining under the cuffs-and his suits in his stand ups are also always impeccable. As are his visuals accompanying his specials. Taste all around!

    • @bee4590
      @bee4590 6 ปีที่แล้ว +239

      john mulaney, tastey boy

    • @BeeAre
      @BeeAre 6 ปีที่แล้ว +317

      Look at that subtle off-white coloring. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh my God. It even has a watermark.

    • @stefgmac9539
      @stefgmac9539 5 ปีที่แล้ว +175

      his lovely wife is a professional stylist--- i always think of her affectionately when i see the hoodie he wore for his first hour, The Top Part. lol. but yes, he's my fave sartorialist/comedian.

    • @user-wl9qz2xn7t
      @user-wl9qz2xn7t 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Hamzah Al Asadulloh it’s all his wife 😂😂

    • @justlooking3649
      @justlooking3649 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      No

  • @caitlinfearn
    @caitlinfearn 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6700

    John Mulaney NEEDS to be in Brooklyn Nine Nine

    • @meiji4785
      @meiji4785 5 ปีที่แล้ว +176

      Yes! He needs to be a serial killer that's also helping the police like what he said

    • @meiji4785
      @meiji4785 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Btw is that a hat films logo in your pic?

    • @caitlinfearn
      @caitlinfearn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Meiji Indeed it is

    • @meiji4785
      @meiji4785 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@caitlinfearn wow I feel like its very rare to see a fellow hatter in the wild

    • @camilogarciaylasaari1857
      @camilogarciaylasaari1857 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      He should play JJ Bittenbinder

  • @DrStratComm
    @DrStratComm 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8078

    That street smarts training sure paid off, eh? Looks like Bittenbinder taught you well, Mulaney.

    • @kabztunes
      @kabztunes 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Hahaha yes!

    • @deanbrannen930
      @deanbrannen930 6 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      YOU WANT IT GO GET IT

    • @Gabi2484
      @Gabi2484 6 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      Lol! You gotta throw him off his rhythm

    • @JRWolfgang1
      @JRWolfgang1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      You’re not gettin’ him to no secondary location!

    • @MsGrapeNehi
      @MsGrapeNehi 6 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      "WHEN you get kidnapped..."

  • @ren9821
    @ren9821 4 ปีที่แล้ว +962

    john is getting kinda cocky. He’s talking to the police and trying to help them even after he killed princess Diana.

    • @shakira4223
      @shakira4223 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      It's weird seeing just John instead of John Mullaney loll I almost went "John?"

    • @freddie_plays_piano5787
      @freddie_plays_piano5787 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      And Prince Philip

    • @antacidchain3022
      @antacidchain3022 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      did you know he let that happen to tyler??

    • @Kristine_202
      @Kristine_202 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And her lover.

    • @Kristine_202
      @Kristine_202 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@antacidchain3022 Just like a Nazi.

  • @babacloob5760
    @babacloob5760 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9981

    “We’re gonna frame you for MURDER!” - delta airlines

    • @ThebigA124
      @ThebigA124 6 ปีที่แล้ว +208

      Because we hate you!

    • @PoshWalrus
      @PoshWalrus 6 ปีที่แล้ว +296

      Because we’re Delta Airlines and life is a fucking nightmare.

    • @Dawn2Dusk23
      @Dawn2Dusk23 6 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      @@PoshWalrus okaaaaaaay!

    • @roastbeafman87
      @roastbeafman87 5 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      But with my girlfriend, she'd just be like, "Let's see if Southwest has any flights!" so it's better.

    • @pokemonmaster9325
      @pokemonmaster9325 5 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      luxusmode111 I’m a lil fat girl.......•_•

  • @slaughterhouse5309
    @slaughterhouse5309 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3691

    Never fails to have a ridiculously absurd and funny story.

    • @2ndintelligentWorld
      @2ndintelligentWorld 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Yeah such a coincidence that ridiculous things happen all the time to comedians. What are the odds?

    • @Gymnopediea
      @Gymnopediea 6 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      He is a riot. Otherwise that story is mundane.

    • @ryswyk5894
      @ryswyk5894 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      wait until you hear about the time his neighbor was a cannibal

  • @abolghasemamiri3342
    @abolghasemamiri3342 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3514

    Don't mess with this tall child

    • @Vegan4Everything
      @Vegan4Everything 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Hey, now! I have a baby face too. Reported your comment as bullying and unsubbed. #goodluckwiththat

    • @jimjamesjimothy1308
      @jimjamesjimothy1308 6 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      He has a high waist and feminine hips and he’s not afraid to use them

    • @SahVayvay
      @SahVayvay 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@jimjamesjimothy1308 😂😂😂

    • @klp324
      @klp324 6 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      That’s no child. That’s a proud Asian American woman.

    • @stefgmac9539
      @stefgmac9539 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      he's burning that candle at both ends

  • @Dracattack
    @Dracattack 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1270

    Those cops were probably bracing for like a body part as they got to the fridge

  • @geoffreymaher7169
    @geoffreymaher7169 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2202

    Get JJ Bittenbinder on the case!

    • @lillianward2810
      @lillianward2810 6 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Geoffrey Maher STREET SMARTS!

    • @jasminee1357
      @jasminee1357 6 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      You want it???? You Go Get It!!

    • @withalittlehelpfrom3
      @withalittlehelpfrom3 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Can I have a money clip with $50 in it? Don’t worry, I’m only gonna chuck it at the first sign of trouble!

    • @delsielopez8699
      @delsielopez8699 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      let him know something hinky is goin on

    • @ainsleyking7372
      @ainsleyking7372 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      NO, CALL C.C. TINSLEY

  • @alexyang1841
    @alexyang1841 6 ปีที่แล้ว +756

    This is like a raw joke that's getting workshopped. Can't wait to hear it in his next special

    • @victorym744
      @victorym744 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Honestly the Horse Loose in a Hospital joke was much better in its raw form. Haha

  • @marcus_w0
    @marcus_w0 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1302

    Today it's a car... tomorrow an Escallade! nailed.

    • @tomaszskowronski1406
      @tomaszskowronski1406 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ...isnt Escallade also a car?

    • @baambooob
      @baambooob 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@tomaszskowronski1406 yes. But the smooth part was the transition between him saying the guys crimes would escalate to an escalade:)

    • @tomaszskowronski1406
      @tomaszskowronski1406 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I didnt even caught that. Thanks mate.

    • @Lgg130
      @Lgg130 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Breaking down jokes 101

    • @tyrakristiansen7188
      @tyrakristiansen7188 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@tomaszskowronski1406 i.. thought he said escalator..

  • @taliapinkk3972
    @taliapinkk3972 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1043

    John Mulaney is Chaotic Good

    • @sakurakitokara5249
      @sakurakitokara5249 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Early in life he was NOT chaotic good. more evil, neutral at best 😂 He's really calmed in his old age

    • @emmae2520
      @emmae2520 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I feel this is the definition of lawful, though.

    • @sakurakitokara5249
      @sakurakitokara5249 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@emmae2520 lol I get what you mean 😂 But, on a genuine note, when John was younger he did some very.....unlawful things.

    • @emmae2520
      @emmae2520 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@sakurakitokara5249 True, very true. I'd say he used to be chaotic neutral and now is lawful good

    • @sammyy9223
      @sammyy9223 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      YES! Thank you! 😂

  • @nbbim2012
    @nbbim2012 6 ปีที่แล้ว +552

    You can run that through codis.... how he said that with a straight face whilst I'm barely able to breathe from laughing so much

    • @Wawagirl17
      @Wawagirl17 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I lost it at, "What FILE? What are you TALKING about?" LOL

  • @jackee1054
    @jackee1054 6 ปีที่แล้ว +831

    Every time I see JM I immediately start to chuckle even before he opens his mouth.....he's great.

    • @Gymnopediea
      @Gymnopediea 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Same! It's his smirk!

  • @bonzupippinpaddleoxacoppil484
    @bonzupippinpaddleoxacoppil484 5 ปีที่แล้ว +280

    John should cameo in Brooklyn 99 as Detective J.J. Bittenbinder.

  • @violetsnotviolence
    @violetsnotviolence 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2013

    Ugh, I need help. I'm totally in love with this high-waisted man, feminine hips and all.

    • @violetsnotviolence
      @violetsnotviolence 6 ปีที่แล้ว +137

      A proud Asian-American woman.

    • @Jaydoggy531
      @Jaydoggy531 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      That shirt is not little, it's a medium.

    • @MemberWhen
      @MemberWhen 6 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      THAT’S SOMETHING HE’S SENSITIVE ABOUT!

    • @stefgmac9539
      @stefgmac9539 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      THAT'S THE THING I'M SENSITIVE ABOUT

    • @ulireinhart1887
      @ulireinhart1887 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      violetsnotviolence sameeee

  • @representationmetaphorique
    @representationmetaphorique 6 ปีที่แล้ว +886

    “I’m no Dennis Fong.”

    • @brianr6651
      @brianr6651 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      erin h Fung. Dennis Fung.

    • @That-Fox
      @That-Fox 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I mean I thought he was saying dentist Fung the whole time which didn't make much sense...

  • @caitlinmarie2779
    @caitlinmarie2779 6 ปีที่แล้ว +283

    as a forensics student, i find this HILARIOUS

  • @vivianspitzer4554
    @vivianspitzer4554 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1257

    ok there have been serial killings in my neighborhood and the description was a “tall slender man” and everyone in my class started saying it was john mulaney because he knows so much about crime he could get away with it

    • @abhishekharge6691
      @abhishekharge6691 6 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Couldn't be him, he is a "tall spend child."

    • @vivianspitzer4554
      @vivianspitzer4554 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Abhishek Harge ah good call

    • @amandab3946
      @amandab3946 6 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      Back up. There were SERIAL killings in your neighbourhood???

    • @vivianspitzer4554
      @vivianspitzer4554 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Amanda B yeah it’s really messed up but they’re investigating

    • @monarch6662
      @monarch6662 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@vivianspitzer4554 obvi slender muhlaney

  • @clairejkay
    @clairejkay 6 ปีที่แล้ว +146

    He is so funny, it’s like he hand picks every word to be as funny as possible

    • @mathewfinch
      @mathewfinch 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I honestly go back and forth between whether I think he just picks the funniest words, or if his delivery just magically can transform any words into comedic gold.

  • @iamskippy
    @iamskippy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4404

    *_Am I the ONLY ONE who thought this was leading to his ridiculously sweet wife showing up and saying something like OH YOU FOUND MY HAT!_* *?*

    • @Gymnopediea
      @Gymnopediea 6 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      hmm. yes.

    • @benjiwyatt8812
      @benjiwyatt8812 6 ปีที่แล้ว +155

      Why is this comment so intense

    • @x0stardust-x2e
      @x0stardust-x2e 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      nope

    • @kevinfager.
      @kevinfager. 6 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      No. I thought it would lead to a realization that there was no evidence of anyone other than him, friends or family having been in the car. But I guess there's a hatless man still out there. Leaving hats as a sort of signature for every crime he almost commits.

    • @valentinafangirling
      @valentinafangirling 6 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Lowkey I thought it was gonna end up being HIS hat

  • @MarianneBrandon
    @MarianneBrandon 6 ปีที่แล้ว +350

    "He was up to no good," said about Charles Manson. Understatement of the century. Well done.

    • @mooble1325
      @mooble1325 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i think that that might be the joke...

    • @dildonius
      @dildonius 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah. That Charles Manson guy was a real jerk.

    • @TheRealRehman
      @TheRealRehman ปีที่แล้ว

      Very sus

  • @camilogarciaylasaari1857
    @camilogarciaylasaari1857 5 ปีที่แล้ว +551

    Detective! We found a pool of the killer's blood in that hallway!
    Hmm, gross!

    • @dimitravasileiadou9771
      @dimitravasileiadou9771 5 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Mop it up! Now then, back to my hunch!

    • @voyager1568
      @voyager1568 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I’ll tell ya what we’ll do! We’ll draw chalk around where the body is. That way, we’ll know where it was 🤔

    • @kottonkandy0962
      @kottonkandy0962 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      A couple years ago I saw this movie called _Public Enemies_ with Johnny Depp. It was about old bank robbers n’ stuff.

  • @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
    @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4473

    The people who disliked this video obviously believe horses belong in hospitals.

    • @awesomedonut8228
      @awesomedonut8228 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Don't be fatuous, Jeffrey Because the hospital was inefficient!

    • @kobeanderson6718
      @kobeanderson6718 5 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      This is hilarious for complete separate reasons if you do get this reference or if you don’t

    • @amango5741
      @amango5741 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Hahaha classic

    • @failurethepatheticfan200
      @failurethepatheticfan200 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      At least we have a better situation than those folks with the hippo. I can't beleive he wants to blow up the hospital.

    • @kaymay4205
      @kaymay4205 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      So people who dont like this video are trump supporters?
      But I love this video.
      I love John Mulaney

  • @sososaby2133
    @sososaby2133 6 ปีที่แล้ว +487

    PUT HIM IN THE NINE NINE FOR CHRISTS SAKE

  • @vlada1582
    @vlada1582 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    i love how Seth never interrupts his guests

  • @maggiee.3297
    @maggiee.3297 6 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    And this, my friends, is a prime example of what forensic scientists call "the CSI effect"

  • @CalebratedTV
    @CalebratedTV 6 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    the most amazing parts of the late night talk show hosts having John Mulaney on is the fact that he is always on such a roll with these amazing stories that they don't even know how to properly transition to what they're there to talk about. Lol

  • @KevinRay_man
    @KevinRay_man 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    He’s just too funny. 🤣 4:55 ‘And the *mud* on the on the carpet oh that’s mine, *alllriiiiighttt* ‘lol love it.

  • @maudebayley5284
    @maudebayley5284 6 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    I love how it is widely known that if you are watching this video you are mostly likely a John Mulaney fan, so all of the comments are just references to his other work

  • @rachaelberrisford1661
    @rachaelberrisford1661 6 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    John Mulaney should play The Riddler in some future Batman movie, I feel like he'd nail it

    • @wheelie_dude
      @wheelie_dude 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Rachael Berrisford I’d be terrified...lol, it’d be awesome

  • @PureRedScorpio
    @PureRedScorpio 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Love watching these two together, they're like brothers.

  • @catchakarma5497
    @catchakarma5497 6 ปีที่แล้ว +177

    GOD I have the biggest most embarrassing crush on John Mulaney I can’t even look him in the eyes if I ever saw him in real life

    • @aughhhhh8304
      @aughhhhh8304 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I’m lesbian but I’d marry him

    • @dimitravasileiadou9771
      @dimitravasileiadou9771 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@aughhhhh8304 everyone would marry him... Just so they could hear jokes all day long!

  • @Lizabeth4U
    @Lizabeth4U 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    He literally just did a 5 min stand up but in an interview. Love him!

  • @doorlord1521
    @doorlord1521 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    This whole interview alone counts as it's own stand up comedy special.

  • @kmkelle
    @kmkelle 6 ปีที่แล้ว +354

    So.... where's the baseball cap? Is it still in the crisper?!

    • @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
      @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      What's the expiration date like on a baseball cap? Is it a long-life item? He could just shelve it...

  • @alorahkr
    @alorahkr 6 ปีที่แล้ว +264

    i love him so dearly

    • @orenthalsimpson
      @orenthalsimpson 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      My favorite next to Tom Segura

    • @alorahwelti3438
      @alorahwelti3438 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      My name's Alorah too! And I also adore him.

    • @Bouncybon
      @Bouncybon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Few comedians seem to realise that one of their vital gifts needs to be LOVABLENESS.
      I can sit through all kinds of our (British) comedians and I don't even smile. a) their material isn't very good and b) they are not even nice people, let alone lovable.
      In John Mulaney's case (only recently discovered by me) I find myself laughing the moment he appears. Bear in mind that a number of US references I don't even GET.
      Why is this? All kinds of reasons, but a main one is that he is so charming and downright lovable. His material is beautifully crafted and prepared and the way he delivers it is full of surprises that force you to THINK. We like being required to ponder what he just said.....

  • @albertdesign5614
    @albertdesign5614 6 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    We are all moths. John Mulaney is the light.

  • @ji718
    @ji718 6 ปีที่แล้ว +281

    You come in my RAV4? Lol

    • @tomreeves1122
      @tomreeves1122 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jibrail Nor no way that guy drives a rav 4 lol

    • @billymcfadden9226
      @billymcfadden9226 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@tomreeves1122 dude does your butt itch?

    • @cheesecake134
      @cheesecake134 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@tomreeves1122 He does. He jokes about it in his latest special.

  • @robertsmusic4727
    @robertsmusic4727 6 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    That tall child tried to solve a crime, aww how cute

  • @haladriels
    @haladriels 6 ปีที่แล้ว +238

    At least if anything happens he will have his street smarts 😂

    • @withalittlehelpfrom3
      @withalittlehelpfrom3 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Amitha Alex he knows how to throw him off his rhythm!

  • @claytonis1
    @claytonis1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    John Mulaney's stand up makes me laugh until I can't breath.

  • @luvyou-baby
    @luvyou-baby 6 ปีที่แล้ว +206

    he needs his own tv show similar to "Curb Your Enthusiasm "

    • @danieldietrich9969
      @danieldietrich9969 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      luvyou baby Well his last one didn't turn out too hot. So it may be hard for him to convince a network to pick up another one.

    • @Gymnopediea
      @Gymnopediea 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yessssssss

    • @cosmicsprint
      @cosmicsprint 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@danieldietrich9969 that show was so terrible, I can't believe that it was his idea. I have to presume that the network persuaded him to change it to that

    • @konig_cosplayer
      @konig_cosplayer 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Watch big mouth on netlifx

    • @luvyou-baby
      @luvyou-baby 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@konig_cosplayer had to come back here and tell you Thanks for recommending the show Big Mouth- im on season 2 and its one of the most shocking funniest show ive ever seen, it has exactly my type of sense of humor.

  • @bethe192
    @bethe192 6 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    My daughter walked me around her Iowa campus one summer visit, just spouting nonstop john mulaney taglines and bits , with me following her doubled over and laughing / crying like an IDIOT! "Ah, there goes another crazy mommy joining us this weekend." This was my first exposure to this man's unequaled humor, and his crazy take on life - loved him ever since!! Thanks, my Lauren! 😅😂😘

    • @Vegan4Everything
      @Vegan4Everything 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Go, John! and Go Hawks (and Panthers)!

    • @Vegan4Everything
      @Vegan4Everything 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Weeeell, if she went to Iowa, she probably got more drunk than edguhmakated, but... lol jk :P

    • @Vegan4Everything
      @Vegan4Everything 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I told my dad that exact same thing but went full fledged Kavanaugh in college. Jk. Good on her (and you).

  • @justthatdamnawesome
    @justthatdamnawesome 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    ‘It escalates, ya know today it’s a car, tomorrow it’s an Escalade...ya know coz it escalates’....dead 😂😂😂

  • @divya-yg2po
    @divya-yg2po 6 ปีที่แล้ว +187

    get some rest, tall child.

  • @nickrigdon8883
    @nickrigdon8883 6 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    “I don’t like to speak ill of the dead” hahahaha that’s gotta be a Norm Macdonald reference

    • @inkbery4473
      @inkbery4473 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's kind of a famous phrase/idiom, so.. Idk, maybe, but probably not

    • @notusingmyrealnamegoogle6232
      @notusingmyrealnamegoogle6232 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yeah that+the next line reminded me strong of “I’m starting to think this Hitler guy was a real JERK.” I’d love to see the glorious clash of styles that would be Mulaney on Norm’s Netflix show.

  • @harleycook5538
    @harleycook5538 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Imagine being the girl that didn't give John Mulaney second date

  • @minervaloves
    @minervaloves 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    This guy is so likable 💕

  • @superweeniehutjnrs
    @superweeniehutjnrs 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    you come in MY RAV4? and quickly realize i have no valuables? how dare you! and the mUD on THE CARPET?? oh thats mine??? alrigHT!

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 6 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    I must have that tie.

    • @blushingfrieza
      @blushingfrieza 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Think it's Gucci

    • @telectronix1368
      @telectronix1368 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Where would you tie it, huh?
      Mr (or Mrs or Other) No-Neck message notification?
      Maybe you'd put it on your clapper, you perv.

  • @mendypeters8489
    @mendypeters8489 6 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    i mean he can escalate it, like today it's a car..tomorow its an escalade. HA!

  • @rosiealls
    @rosiealls 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    0:00 I really thought "I know that you are a great lover" was going to be the whole sentence

  • @fatherterry1017
    @fatherterry1017 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    “you come in *my* rav4 and quickly realize i have no valuables? *how dare you* ”
    “... and the mud on the carpet? oh that’s mine? oh alright.”

  • @souptart5284
    @souptart5284 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    seth is a great interviewer... he lets guests tell their stories without interrupting them, and you can tell he’s genuinely engaged with the anecdotes by the way he laughs, how he doesn’t overdo it like other hosts.

  • @spiveym
    @spiveym 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    He is a fantastic storyteller

  • @lizzylucyn7133
    @lizzylucyn7133 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    0:17 he really is running for mayor of nothing 😂

  • @emmab3342
    @emmab3342 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I really really hope the line “I’ve done the forensics already and they’re safe in my crisper drawer” is a CRISPR pun

  • @SalveRegina8
    @SalveRegina8 6 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    Jazzy detective music needs to back this tall child up every where he goes.

    • @amandab3946
      @amandab3946 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      av3maria a band shall follow him, and the picture cuts to black and white, he pulls out an oversized magnifying glass and notepad to write down the clues,,,

  • @net_has
    @net_has 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    John mulaney is probably my favorite human being

  • @mnilbydntkt
    @mnilbydntkt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Haven't laughed this much watching an interview in ages + today I really needed cheering up! Thank you :)

  • @CreightonMiller
    @CreightonMiller 6 ปีที่แล้ว +153

    Big miss there: with his DNA in my CRISPR drawer

    • @pujeetjha8265
      @pujeetjha8265 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Totally 😂

    • @robertaclark6079
      @robertaclark6079 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      OMG, I missed that at first, had to rewind and laughed till I snorted.

  • @amyen333
    @amyen333 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    John Mulaney never fails to make me smile.

  • @echo_ivy
    @echo_ivy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    every interview of john on any talk show he drinks from the cup they give him
    he’s like the only one i’ve ever noticed do this

  • @loganknox7
    @loganknox7 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    You had me at “great lover”

  • @Repin6
    @Repin6 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    0:43 I don’t know why, but he reminds me of Michael Scott right there 😂

  • @jeremyburns8386
    @jeremyburns8386 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I love his voice!!! Its like stepping back in time to the 1940s

  • @sarcasmo57
    @sarcasmo57 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    He blew the case wide open and still the fuzz won't budge.

  • @RinRin_c
    @RinRin_c 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    He always look dapper..

  • @juliamdp
    @juliamdp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I relate to John in so many levels…
    I’m very proud of it

  • @ryanhall5482
    @ryanhall5482 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    this video was exactly as long as it took me to eat my Mac and cheese

  • @Ryanjleary
    @Ryanjleary 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    He’d be a great hilarious detective for an episode of Brooklyn 99

  • @Jason-kn4cy
    @Jason-kn4cy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “you wanna come in MY rav4” that was too relatable 😂

  • @Ernie1978
    @Ernie1978 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This tall child is bloody brilliant and mad funny!

  • @thatoneguy5347
    @thatoneguy5347 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    John when he sees a baseball cap in his car: "a ha, evidence!"
    Me when I see a baseball cap in my car: "Cool, free hat!"

  • @eeckern
    @eeckern 6 ปีที่แล้ว +307

    Stay Sexy and Don’t Get Murdered!

  • @princesskunji
    @princesskunji 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    John Mulaney is the absolute best!!!! 😭😭😭😭❤️❤️❤️❤️

  • @loganbirkenseer5224
    @loganbirkenseer5224 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    comedian: talking about anything at all
    seth meyers: *hee hee hee*

  • @yasminsara
    @yasminsara 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    *he’s so cute wtf*

  • @lorinelson7639
    @lorinelson7639 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    CONGRATS ON 9 ON EVERYTHING THAT YOU TOUCH TURNS TO GOLD

  • @fernandachristensengama5245
    @fernandachristensengama5245 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Love, pure and simple , Mulaney!

  • @avinavar4818
    @avinavar4818 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love Seth's little quiet giggle going on underneath John's telling of the story hahaha

  • @SophieMaria13
    @SophieMaria13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “This could escalate. Ya know, today it’s a car, tomorrow it’s an Escalade. It escalates.”
    😂😂😂

  • @camiwebe7287
    @camiwebe7287 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    “i don’t like to speak ill of the dead”

    • @callisto5097
      @callisto5097 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      This sounds weird said by you, Alexander

  • @lcverses
    @lcverses 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    *today it's a car... tomorrow an escalade*
    under appreciated joke

  • @JanFWeh
    @JanFWeh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    0:00 Meyers to Mulaney: *"I know that you are a great lover..."*
    _Wait? What?_ What was going on back then at SNL!?

  • @robertdavis4192
    @robertdavis4192 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    this Mulaney fella sure is a funny farmer, gonna goneda getta gander at Mister mystery man's standup

  • @poojaindia
    @poojaindia 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    He is an amazing storyteller!

  • @sha2424
    @sha2424 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    i can't wait for 3 years from now when we get a new special with a finely tuned bit about solving crime

  • @johnsonken96
    @johnsonken96 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I hope John can get on the Graham Norton Show. That would be amazing

    • @rhys5061
      @rhys5061 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I didn't know I needed this until now

    • @Bouncybon
      @Bouncybon 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      He's too sophisticated for British television - I should know, I have to watch it.

  • @crescentedwards851
    @crescentedwards851 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    OMG, Barry Allen in another timeline/universe as a comedian!!!

  • @daltonfilho835
    @daltonfilho835 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    0:17 AND NOW HE IS!!!

  • @mindymenear5092
    @mindymenear5092 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Love him his voice one of kind in this generation

  • @LaLa-go2ox
    @LaLa-go2ox 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I always have to put subtitles over John Mulaney videos because I’m laughing too loud to hear the next part of the joke

  • @VianneyCreates
    @VianneyCreates 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Mulaney is such a great storyteller!

  • @matthias8122
    @matthias8122 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I love his tie.

  • @jailenepolanco8414
    @jailenepolanco8414 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    god i love john mulaney too much