If you watch the other 'episode' about the coffee machine, the sign showed only his name, and it was in that same episode where Conan titled him Cranky Fake Italian
The lack of eye contact, flat affect, and rigid thinking style displayed when he responds to Conan are all classic signs of Asperger's. Naturally his logical style and ability to work with fixed clear goals make him an excellent producer.
Julie deserves tons credit for cleaning - organizing Jordans’ space. In the sped up section, you can see her asking him about each item, before she takes it out the door. She is polite and doesn’t gang up on Jordan when Conan hilariously makes fun of him. Wtg Julie! Id hire ya cuz im a clutter freak like Jordan!
I noticed that too. It was like he wasn't aware he would be performing. It's definitely a character. Andy Richter told some stories about him on Conan's podcast that are clearly not in line with the character.
It never ceases to amaze me that Jordan is ridiculously specific about all aspects of his life (diet, exercise, grooming, etc) but his office is a disaster zone. :D
I struggle with hoarding tendencies, but I'm deep thinker too, I'm autistic and ADHD, so I get drained by life completely because of how intensely I feel everything as well as analyze everything, so no energy left to clean!
@@UnicornUniverse333 take the 12 personalities test to find out what your personality is and read more into it! It will help you understand yourself much better. You may be INFJ so u feel other's emotions intensely!
@@moondog7694 long story short. NBC betrayed Conan. But the genius of it was the unscripted, is this garbage question, and Conan wittingly saying it is garbage referring to not only the supplies, but the network as well.
Jordan gets a little camera shy and goes deadpan when he's not passionately describing in detail. I have no doubt that he really is like that at a restaurant or at home, just listen to the quality of information. Conan said in an interview at oxford that Jordan is completely himself, but sometimes there's 10% added to his 'character' when Conan puts him on the spot
@@BillySotherden a cheese baguette. Store was out of regular. It’s not a traditional sandwich but definitely worth it! Eating is a bit awkward because no top slice.
I didn't think his office was all that terrible until they uncovered a couch I had no idea existed. This is after seeing his office in several spots now.
His boss is Conan who made his assistant pretend to talk on a phone that was a banana and jokes about sexually harassing his female staff and murdering his male staff. Off air.
The beauty at this is that we are on Jordan’s side for most of the skit… his boss is a goofball and an annoyance… but then when Conan actually makes legitimate points about using a place of work to ship WINE (totally a misuse of office time and money) the tables kind of flip and it’s like “wait a minute … this IS bonkers that this producer has an italian restaurant in his office!”
love at 1:08 he’s being his real self when Conan walks into his office and in an instant he has to switch into his character mode once the camera comes in
3:44 is the best acting Jordan and Conan has done, Jordan is trying his best to not laugh. Even though he publicly said Conan was the funniest man he has ever met.
I feel like Conan's team could do The Office -like tv show but it would actually be real. Just a camera crew walking around their staff, no scripts necessary. Jordan Schlansky would be the subdued Dwight. I'd watch the heck outta that.
At 1:10 You can see him even shake his head after he sees the cameras as if to almost cartoonishly change character and then the camera cuts. He's officially in Schlansky mode.
Only supports Conan’s previous claim that Jordan didn’t know they were coming to shoot in his office on that day. Jordan legit had no idea they were coming and hadn’t prepared for it lol
Yes, that was very noticeable. He sounds like a normal human being in that split-second before the cameras come on. His fans really want to believe that he's exactly like this all the time, but the reality is that he's playing an absurdist, extreme version of himself.
Peyton Graber im confused, i just started watching conan and some people say its his real personality and some say its all a role. Can you maybe help me out?
@@jimpanse4216 I think he is quirky, but probably just super camera shy. I did notice the loud "how are you" then "my goodness" a little softer then kind of shut down with all the cameras in the room.
@@jimpanse4216 nobody really knows. I personally think he is somewhat like that in real life but it is a character that he plays. I also think he's kinda morphed into the character a little bit since he's done it for so long
I think jordan got shocked that wasn’t expecting the boss to come to the office finding him eating over his disk not in the kitchen Even if its all made up, this dude is educated as well ;)
I really think Jordan is not dissimilar to how he is portrayed here, but he definitely acts "more so" when they do these. Just like Conan does. Its TV. They play it up.
I love how he was out of character when Conan walked in, super responsive and lively, then he saw the camera and realized the bit that was about to happen, and switched into the character.
Conan: “You think you want to be dirty?” Jordan: “Not in the way you’re referring to.” Conan: “What do you think I meant?” Jordan: “My office.” Conan: “... What?” Jordan: “You heard me.” Conan: 😮
well actually Conan did think dirty, he implied him wanting to be dirty, he would normally say "you think you want IT to be dirty" if he meant for the office but didn't on purpose. Jordan clearly saw through that and replied the way he did, after Conan tried to fish out what Jordan was implying, but Jordan doubled bluffed by saying "my office" and that caught Conan off guard... FACTS
Really love that bit with Jordan and his eye contact thing. Watching all other remotes with him in it, Jordan avoids eye contact with almost everyone else but always goes straight up to look Conan head on. Really says a lot about the two.
@@redplague negative. Distilled, or osmosis, water will leach minerals from certain polymers but the human body does not work like that. Water consumption, no matter what kind, will never rob a human body of vitamins/minerals. Humans get enough minerals and salts via solid food; we could never drink enough to cause an imbalance... Electrolyte imbalance has more to do with excessive expenditure than it does with the type of H2O you are consuming
C B, Reverse Osmosis & Distilled water are not the same. Also, drinking only distilled water for a long time CAN leach minerals from a person's body and cause serious issues. Happened to two people I know.
I noticed only now, but when Conan enters his office - Jordan sounds very friendly and then actually surprised when he sees the whole crew. He TRULY didn't know it was happening
Me too! I was a fan of Conan back in the 90s but haven't watched him in ages. I just discovered these the other day during lockdown and these videos are fantastic and am bing watching all the Song and Jordan clips. I am laughing hysterically through them. Conan is AMAZING.
Well, the reason that you purport that you pulled me over was speeding, and ostensibly that was to improve safety, but in fact you have made the road less safe by causing a distraction on the side of the road causing other motorists to look in this direction and not in the direction of traffic. This is called rubber necking, the origin of which stems from ...
After the camera zoomed in on the label showing NBC, and then it showed Conan's face right after, I was almost expecting a tear to start streaming down his face, that would have made this extra hilarious, a perfectly timed moment. The sunlight does kinda make it look like his eyes were starting to tear up though.
I had a feeling that the only reason he left the room was to go punch something to let out some of the remaining and suppressed anger over the incident.
"Do you think you want to be dirty?" "Not in the way you're referring to." "What do you think I meant?" "My office." "What?" "You heard me." I'm dead :D
Lmao yeah it's fantastic Ya know I read that Conan has an IQ of about 150 or above. I wonder what Jordan's IQ is then? lol. I mean yeah it's cause Conan chooses to act goofy all the time but still haha
Yes Conan is one of the most impressive people that I've ever encountered over the internet. Have you seen his documentary Conan O'Brien Can't Stop? It's a great way for you to see more of his in the moment brilliance. I highly recommend it!
Every six months it's a necessary ritual to binge watch Conan and Jordan's videos, I miss Conan just being chaotic and funny infront of his staff so much 😭
I understand him a bit. I Had OCD (Atleast i so think) before when i was around 8. I didn't like anything unbalanced or something that was unsymmetrical. One case i remembered before was me getting mad at my father so bad that i broke some glass thing, for not putting the custom metal tag on the middle of the car. But after grade 3 My ODC stopped or rather lessen because of my VERY VERY bad hand writing.(And spelling)
lol yah plus he eating salami w cheese sandwich n he talks about healthy n technical stuff. No wonder Conan wanna beat him up lol. I met a person in real life like that... so precise about what they wear, look n stuff but on the inside they're very insecure and missing something.. so they compensate on the outside like an urge
***** does he really have aspergers or is this just the popular consensus? I mean, I get it, but I feel like it doesn't impair his life too much if he does have it
I don't have OCD, but I do get meticulous about things a lot. But I've found with my room and office, if I were to have it the way I want, it would take more time than I have so I just learn to accept it. Guess I should take a different approach, making improvements in what spare time I have and slowly it will get better
1:34 while what a perfect shot. The way there's just enough space between Conan and Julie to frame the sandwich landing and breaking. Effective cinematography.
I think it was 2008 or 2009 when that whole thing happened. He was going to replace Leno and then they put him on after Leno for a while or something, they totally set him up to fail but I don't remember the details. Then he grew a depression beard and then the show "Conan" was born on TBS. I would say he's the most naturally funny host for sure, I don't know how much of this stuff is improvised or written for him, but Conan has amazing timing and delivery and all that.
+lonewanderer Because it's far-fetched BS. Conan doesn't hate Schlansky's half as ferociously as Michael hates Toby. And Toby is just a nice guy, while Schlansky is very good a playing a douche.
I love how the Jordan character will take a simple question like "why do you keep an unrefrigerated jar of sauerkraut in your desk" and answer it as if the question was "why do you eat sauerkraut in general"
Did anyone ever notice the sign outside of Jordan's office says:
Jordan Schlansky
One Cranky Fake Italian.
lol 1:08
If you watch the other 'episode' about the coffee machine, the sign showed only his name, and it was in that same episode where Conan titled him Cranky Fake Italian
Ya hahaha
Yeah, I mean I've seen this skit well over 10 times over the years and I just saw it the first time when I wrote the comment.
You should've marked the time, Mac Mac.
“Oh, this is garbage”
That’s a top ten Conan comeback.
You can see the hurt and betrayal in his eyes
5:54
celestial teapot he said no this is garbage
@@Kaisensan1 Get your ears checked
celestial teapot that was obv planted in there
Jordan had a wrist cast on his right wrist. He was injured preparing his body in various ways
I thought he got injured experimenting with oats and whey.
He was injured after Conan paid a hitman to crash into his Vespa
Or maybe he didn’t prepare his body in various ways and that’s why he injured his wrist
@@alecjones4676 Lmao
Pretty sure someone hit him on his Vespa
I love how Conan asks why the jar of sauerkraut is in his office, and Jordan just explains what sauerkraut is.
Doe eating.
To replenish his floral whatever
😂😂😂 that’s hilarious
😂😅😆😁..... Most of what he says is incorrect..... When he talked about the water...Ect....
@@augustal4243 yeah lol but the sauerkraut actually is good for you gut bacteria because it’s fermented
This man really does have a technical dietician statistician response for every consumable substance he owns.
For people that speak English hes just saying Jordan knows about what he eats
are you jordans brother
Except for that one time with the poptarts
You Sound like Jordan
Dylan Morrison 600 like! ♥️
You can see Jordan physically dying when Conan ate his sandwich
I don't blame him. That sandwich looked amazing.
Michael he put a lot of work into it
You mean powering down?
@@MasterKurisu lol
@Michael uh yes it was
What’s funny is Jordan always looks away because he knows he cant keep a straight face or look Conan in the eye. He’s awesome tho. So deadpan. Love it
Not sure about that, a lot of people like me have problems making eye contact. Specially if you are introverted
Yeah. I'm introvert and I don't like making eye contact.
@Badr eddin okay thanks
Some people just aren’t good with eye contact.
And then there’s people who keep such good eye contact that they make you uncomfortable lol
The lack of eye contact, flat affect, and rigid thinking style displayed when he responds to Conan are all classic signs of Asperger's. Naturally his logical style and ability to work with fixed clear goals make him an excellent producer.
The consistent use of Jordan's one picture is a running joke in itself
I love that they only use the one. It drives home the point that he's inflexible, unchanging, and like "yep, you know this guy..."
They’re preparing this office in various ways.
Dayton Swanson i understood that reference
From the late to work video?
I’m so glad people understand this
Haha
I enjoy these various comments.
Julie deserves tons credit for cleaning - organizing Jordans’ space. In the sped up section, you can see her asking him about each item, before she takes it out the door. She is polite and doesn’t gang up on Jordan when Conan hilariously makes fun of him. Wtg Julie! Id hire ya cuz im a clutter freak like Jordan!
I agree she was the real MVP of this video
@Ramonerdna 👍👍
I like the fact that instead of helping her, Jordan stands there staring at her the whole time she is cleaning 😂😂🤣
@Tristan lol you’re right! it didn’t register, that he’s just standing there.
Nice try Julie.
Jordan’s enthusiastic “how are you?” at the beginning tells me that he’s a great guy irl
He also greets Julia before going into his act
I noticed that too. It was like he wasn't aware he would be performing. It's definitely a character. Andy Richter told some stories about him on Conan's podcast that are clearly not in line with the character.
SgtTravisBickle he’s said that the character is basically just a really amped up version of himself
SgtTravisBickle can you tell me on which podcast??
@@lauralantran wich episode?
It never ceases to amaze me that Jordan is ridiculously specific about all aspects of his life (diet, exercise, grooming, etc) but his office is a disaster zone. :D
When in reality you are dealing with a gazillion things that come up ad-hoc the office does get a tad messy.
This is typical behaviour of analytical people i think.
Jordan seems really smart.
I struggle with hoarding tendencies, but I'm deep thinker too, I'm autistic and ADHD, so I get drained by life completely because of how intensely I feel everything as well as analyze everything, so no energy left to clean!
@@UnicornUniverse333 take the 12 personalities test to find out what your personality is and read more into it! It will help you understand yourself much better. You may be INFJ so u feel other's emotions intensely!
"This is a place of business, this is a television show. You seam to think that we are running a moderately sized Italian restaurant" LMAO!!!!
That part got me too! XD
I like it when conan brings the hammer down
You have cheeses
I know conan is too much!!!!😂😂😂😂
Seem*
He's using every ounce of strength trying not to laugh.
so he did
Yeah, you can see he's just barely supressing his smile - I think Conan caught him off guard with this one.
It’s probably why he rarely makes eye contact in the sketch. It serves the purpose of making him look inhuman and to prevent him from breaking
I can’t tell if you’re referring to Conan or Jordan and that makes it ten times funnier
Incredible
He is literally real life squidward and Conan is spongebob
Right!! Lol😆😆😆
If SpongeBob was a bully and squidwards boss
@@aliamarneh2067 The darkest timeline. For squidward.
conan even laughs like spongebob omg
True
Conan holding the paper with the NBC logo and saying it's garbage. Absolute genius 🤣🤣
Why?
@@moondog7694 long story short. NBC betrayed Conan. But the genius of it was the unscripted, is this garbage question, and Conan wittingly saying it is garbage referring to not only the supplies, but the network as well.
@@U0EN0 legend
That's one of my favorite Conan lines of all time
When conan walks in, Jordan greets him out of character, and once he sees the cameras he immediately switches
Jordan gets a little camera shy and goes deadpan when he's not passionately describing in detail.
I have no doubt that he really is like that at a restaurant or at home, just listen to the quality of information.
Conan said in an interview at oxford that Jordan is completely himself, but sometimes there's 10% added to his 'character' when Conan puts him on the spot
Sebastian Kobeh yeah he is exactly like that EXCEPT friendly. He and Conan are close.
You can see how irritated he gets when Conan steals his sandwich, that's when things got real LOL
Not really. His tone doesn't change even after he notices them.
I believe he was always pretty much himself but surely aware of the deadpan douchebag vs bossy clown dynamic that they have 😄
Conan: "Look me in the eye!"
Jordan: (looks at Conan)
Conan: "Okay don't. I just saw the end of the world."
LOL saw that part like 50x!!
xD
Great comment
quote from the video!!1!!!1!
Yes, we all heard that.
Conan: "You seem to think we're running a moderately sized Italian restaurant here!"
Freaking hilarious
that sandwich really did look delicious
The person eating it is delicious as well 😏
@@jonbarron8049 that's slices of cheese, not crackers.
I made one tonight, actually pretty good
@@calebstevens7487 what was on it?
@@BillySotherden a cheese baguette. Store was out of regular. It’s not a traditional sandwich but definitely worth it! Eating is a bit awkward because no top slice.
I didn't think his office was all that terrible until they uncovered a couch I had no idea existed. This is after seeing his office in several spots now.
His boss is Conan who made his assistant pretend to talk on a phone that was a banana and jokes about sexually harassing his female staff and murdering his male staff. Off air.
same haha
@planningperson laidbackdeep it's a creative work environment staffed entirely by weirdos
It's unnecessary.
"Do you need a seperate place to keep all your restaurant supplies?" Im done😂😂
i think that line was very clever . smart dude
i think it would have been hilarious if he said something like "yeah now that you mention it..."
Maybe
The beauty at this is that we are on Jordan’s side for most of the skit… his boss is a goofball and an annoyance… but then when Conan actually makes legitimate points about using a place of work to ship WINE (totally a misuse of office time and money) the tables kind of flip and it’s like “wait a minute … this IS bonkers that this producer has an italian restaurant in his office!”
One day Jordan is going to hire 100% authentic Italians for a restaurant and then tell them exactly how to make the food.
Jordan sounded like a real person when he hadn't seen the camera yet
It was a virus, an update was released
Yeah he gets awkward infront of cameras I reckon
@@cactusmalone more than 20 years to be specific
I assume he was asked to go into his exaggerated persona in between the cut
@@JohnDoe-vr3ey The funniest part is that he agreed to be in front of the camera. It's like he torture himself.
love at 1:08 he’s being his real self when Conan walks into his office and in an instant he has to switch into his character mode once the camera comes in
I love how professional this lady is.
She is literally a professional organizer. You would expect her to be unprofessional?
Her composure is rock-solid. Admirable!
yea brains and real beauty
I desperately need her to fix my life starting with my room
@@joehostile4541 i think he means how she doesn’t laugh at Jordan
this is literally how ellen treats her staff except she’s not joking.
😂
LMAO
Ellen wont go this far for her staff, and you cant make eye contact
Ellen is trash anyways,
(Joke)
@@dog678 How do you assume something about someone you've never met?
Conan holding NBC letterhead:
Julie: "Is this garbage?"
Jordan: "No."
Conan: "Oh, this is garbage."
😂😂😂😂
chillinebony what did it mean
@@thelaw7994 /watch?v=1OE-rmwxhpI
This video explains everything pretty well
yeahh...that is a straight shot for NBC
His old network.
He is so right!!
3:44 is the best acting Jordan and Conan has done, Jordan is trying his best to not laugh. Even though he publicly said Conan was the funniest man he has ever met.
I feel like Conan's team could do The Office -like tv show but it would actually be real. Just a camera crew walking around their staff, no scripts necessary. Jordan Schlansky would be the subdued Dwight. I'd watch the heck outta that.
eleiraeel Jordan is dwight but treated as Toby
1:07 Jordan saying enthusiastically "how are you" and smiling before he realizes that there are cameras.
Next scene is in character already.
"My goodness!"
Nah, he soured up cuz Conan rudely threw his sandwich.
At 1:10 You can see him even shake his head after he sees the cameras as if to almost cartoonishly change character and then the camera cuts. He's officially in Schlansky mode.
Only supports Conan’s previous claim that Jordan didn’t know they were coming to shoot in his office on that day. Jordan legit had no idea they were coming and hadn’t prepared for it lol
Yes, that was very noticeable. He sounds like a normal human being in that split-second before the cameras come on.
His fans really want to believe that he's exactly like this all the time, but the reality is that he's playing an absurdist, extreme version of himself.
“Look me in the eye!”
*turns
“Ok don’t. That was awful. I just saw the end of the world.”
This man really does have a technical dietician statistician response for every consumable substance he owns.
I missed that joke because I was laughing so hard at the bit. Thank you for pointing it out... Conan is a frigging genius.
@@andrewlam8580 👺
Just gave your 1000th like!
@@andrewlam8580 i see the same comment everywhere
6:00 She set that joke up SO well. Bravo!
She was prompted to say it
*4:38** "I find you TDS"*
Fucking genius!
What does TDS stand for? I aint a native english speaker
Conan called him "tedious", which means slow and dull.
Raul Mejia thanks
+Raul Mejia HA, got eeem!
+Raul Mejia TDS: Too Dang Smart
I love how he was out of character when Conan walked in cause he didn’t know about the camera and then he quickly tried to get into character
Peyton Graber im confused, i just started watching conan and some people say its his real personality and some say its all a role. Can you maybe help me out?
@@jimpanse4216 I think he is quirky, but probably just super camera shy. I did notice the loud "how are you" then "my goodness" a little softer then kind of shut down with all the cameras in the room.
@@jimpanse4216 nobody really knows. I personally think he is somewhat like that in real life but it is a character that he plays. I also think he's kinda morphed into the character a little bit since he's done it for so long
I think jordan got shocked that wasn’t expecting the boss to come to the office finding him eating over his disk not in the kitchen
Even if its all made up, this dude is educated as well ;)
I really think Jordan is not dissimilar to how he is portrayed here, but he definitely acts "more so" when they do these. Just like Conan does. Its TV. They play it up.
*Conan found the NBC envelope*
"Is this garbage?"
"No..."
" *Oh. This is garbage.* "
We all have seen the video....
@@buchstabensuppenfa7545 he knows.
@@baldwinivofjerusalem47 so he's a lil bit slow?
Wat does it mean
Sultan Alsarrah NBC and other things screwed Conan over, that's why he says it's garbage
That man is one chemical accident away from becoming a super villain. His interactions with Conan are part of his villain origin story.
I love how he was out of character when Conan walked in, super responsive and lively, then he saw the camera and realized the bit that was about to happen, and switched into the character.
Conan: “You think you want to be dirty?”
Jordan: “Not in the way you’re referring to.”
Conan: “What do you think I meant?”
Jordan: “My office.”
Conan: “... What?”
Jordan: “You heard me.”
Conan: 😮
420th.
Gross
well actually Conan did think dirty, he implied him wanting to be dirty, he would normally say "you think you want IT to be dirty" if he meant for the office but didn't on purpose.
Jordan clearly saw through that and replied the way he did, after Conan tried to fish out what Jordan was implying, but Jordan doubled bluffed by saying "my office" and that caught Conan off guard...
FACTS
I really don’t understand this, can anyone explain why it is funny? Thanks in advance!
@@QuangNguyenNgocThieu Jordan was bein a horndog
Anyone else is binge watching Conan & Jordon remotes ?
every couple of days, the spa in korea is hilarious
I love Jordan especially He and Conan are funny together
The Jordan breaks character is hilarious
Malaysia.... love Conan....
binge-watching conan only. In Indonesia Conan is unknown but I love his joke
Really love that bit with Jordan and his eye contact thing. Watching all other remotes with him in it, Jordan avoids eye contact with almost everyone else but always goes straight up to look Conan head on. Really says a lot about the two.
its just a character he is playing, he's not actually like that in real life lol
@@SuryaGupta-te7fq ...so? I mean this comment refers to it as 'that bit"
This guy would give chemistry lecture everytime asked about product in his office.
He's actually wrong about the reverse osmosis water. It's no good for drinking water either as it leaches the minerals from your body.
@@redplague negative. Distilled, or osmosis, water will leach minerals from certain polymers but the human body does not work like that. Water consumption, no matter what kind, will never rob a human body of vitamins/minerals.
Humans get enough minerals and salts via solid food; we could never drink enough to cause an imbalance... Electrolyte imbalance has more to do with excessive expenditure than it does with the type of H2O you are consuming
@@cBodhi Googling the subject brings up numerous publications which say otherwise, including one from the W.H.O.
C B, Reverse Osmosis & Distilled water are not the same. Also, drinking only distilled water for a long time CAN leach minerals from a person's body and cause serious issues. Happened to two people I know.
You know he isn't expecting anything when he's super nice at the beginning.
"NBC" "This is garbage"
hahahaha I LOVE YOU CONAN
I watched that part 4 times and was still laughing
went over my head...
+LaughingOwlKiller conan had the job of host for the tonight show after Leno retired. but it was taken away when Leno returned.
linx4355 yea I understand that, but doesn't he still work for NBC
+LaughingOwlKiller no he is on his own on TBS
I noticed only now, but when Conan enters his office - Jordan sounds very friendly and then actually surprised when he sees the whole crew. He TRULY didn't know it was happening
These Schlansky clips are absolute joy to watch in this corona times, I can't remember the last time I laughed out this loud
Me too! I was a fan of Conan back in the 90s but haven't watched him in ages. I just discovered these the other day during lockdown and these videos are fantastic and am bing watching all the Song and Jordan clips. I am laughing hysterically through them. Conan is AMAZING.
th-cam.com/video/4G6e4TaJxkI/w-d-xo.html watching this.
I didn’t even know Jordan had a couch in his office
you could never see it under all the clutter
Neither did he
It killed me when Conan stood up and talked about Jordan thinking the talk show is a “moderately sized Italian restaurant” 😂
Best part of the remote.It was hilarious but that was great 🤣🤣
I love their work chemistry with each other. Conan really loves and appreciates all his staff. I'd work for him in a second.
So after 1 second you’d quit?
@@selfishstockton6123 obviously that was a typo
I want to hear him talk his way out of a speeding ticket
Entertain Me Now 😂😂 ME TOO
On his moped
Using reverse osmosis water as the main excuse
Entertain Me Now That would be hilarious
Well, the reason that you purport that you pulled me over was speeding, and ostensibly that was to improve safety, but in fact you have made the road less safe by causing a distraction on the side of the road causing other motorists to look in this direction and not in the direction of traffic. This is called rubber necking, the origin of which stems from ...
"You seem to think to
that we're running a moderately sized Italian restaurant". LOLOLOL!
Leigh Brooke yeah I actually laughed hard
Hi baby come live with me baby lots of love
😂😂😂😂😂
Hahah "Do you need a separate space to keep all your restaurant supplies?"
i lost it on this too lol
1:07 - 1:12 is the real Jordan the rest is a act. You can tell in real life he is kind hearted.
+NewMan my exact thoughts :)
all of it is the real Jordan, its just he can only take so much of Conan after a while.
Who the hell cares it's still funny
+JordynPlays1312 "We" care.
+NewMan speak for yourself bub, i dont give a fuck
After the camera zoomed in on the label showing NBC, and then it showed Conan's face right after, I was almost expecting a tear to start streaming down his face, that would have made this extra hilarious, a perfectly timed moment. The sunlight does kinda make it look like his eyes were starting to tear up though.
I had a feeling that the only reason he left the room was to go punch something to let out some of the remaining and suppressed anger over the incident.
"I just saw the end of world in your eyes".. there should be a tiny conan
it also kind of sounds like a bad pickup line
best line in the skit
+ICH MACHE KEINE VIDEOS du machst keine Videos ?
6:07 "Oh...this is garbage!" Love it!
This was the best line!!!!!
"it should bother you more than me" is a pretty sick comeback.
Yet it doesn't
"It should bother you more than me" - Jordan Schlansky (the undefeated champion of passive aggressiveness)
Top notch passive aggressive fat shame.
"Do you think you want to be dirty?"
"Not in the way you're referring to."
"What do you think I meant?"
"My office."
"What?"
"You heard me."
I'm dead :D
libbsabbs for some reason I don't get it. :(
SamoScopom He’s saying he wants to be dirty in THAT way.
@@SamoScopom He doesn't want a dirty office but he is a kinkster.
"We think there might be vermin in his office, not including Jordan himself" lmao!!!!
Mr. Monk "You know what, perfect. I find you TDS"
+Tyrell Wellick Jordna is basically a more intelligent version of Baldrick.
+Hamza Changazi i have a cunning plan
" ... you heard me."
mmmm
yummy
LMFAO that part killed me
Touche Jordan. That is some serious mind-fuckery he's got going on there.
That was so cute
0ion what did Conan say before that...I couldn't hear the dialogue
It's hard to imagine a person like Jordan having an unorganized office.
To him it's organized. He knows where every little thing is.
its a façade to hide the real Jordan Schlansky
@@LordShrub He will think that and still have missing Important stuff which he can't regain
Not at all, he's an idiot
the way he describes the Norelco groomer is such a wild contrast to the state of his office lol
I love the way Jordan is all technical about stuff 😄
Same here
same three
Lmao yeah it's fantastic
Ya know I read that Conan has an IQ of about 150 or above. I wonder what Jordan's IQ is then? lol. I mean yeah it's cause Conan chooses to act goofy all the time but still haha
He'd be a great Spock
Am I a nerd for knowing everything Jordan said about his carbon filter pitcher?
1:07 mark "one cranky fake Italian" on Jordan's office name plate. Lol
Thank you.. I couldn't read it that fast
JKL You could’ve just paused it or slowed down the video speed lol
how did you know that? did you intentionally pause it there to read it?
@@intellectual_idiot yes, I was curious to know his job title
I find you TDS....this video is outstanding on so many levels.
I didn't get the joke :(
Monk De Resso I think Conan is actually saying 'Tedious'. lol
Monk De Resso Yes he means tedious
Nick Murray also, conan telling jordan that he saw the end of the world in his eyes is fantastic and amazing. amazing and great.
Yes Conan is one of the most impressive people that I've ever encountered over the internet. Have you seen his documentary Conan O'Brien Can't Stop? It's a great way for you to see more of his in the moment brilliance. I highly recommend it!
I just realized... he doesn’t look Conan (and others) in the eye because he’d break out laughing if he did.
er.. not necessarily. Some people just don't like eye contact, especially in close distance.
It seems genuine, like looking at the woman his instinct is for his eyes to jump away
6:33 she's totally flattered after Conan's compliments, she really loves her job. 👏👏👏
That moderate sized Italian restaurant line was gold 😂😂😂😂
You have cheeses, you have wines, you have salami..... 😂😂😂😂
The best part
I've already seen this video and I'm rewatching cuz of the lack of new Jordan schlansky content. Conan, get on it already. We're all fricking waiting.
Did you ever thought that Jordan is the one that doesn't want to be in the show? I mean, he seems a lot of a close guy
Every six months it's a necessary ritual to binge watch Conan and Jordan's videos, I miss Conan just being chaotic and funny infront of his staff so much 😭
oh man i miss jordan a lot. he's got the best poker face in the industry
chiffon fairchild is he still work for conan?
he's done the product reviews recently so I think so
chiffon fairchild poke poke poke poke poke poke poker faaaacccceee
Conan's look of utter disgust when Schlansky is explaining reverse osmosis water hahahahaha!!!!!
::Cocan holds up letter with NBC logo on it::
"No this is garbage"-Conan
LOL I couldn't stop laughing.
yashaleo N 😂😂
“Cocan?” 😂
“Do you need a separate space to keep all your restaurant supplies?”
Conan is the most tolerant boss ever xD
I dont get how's Jordan so picky and classy about all small details yet he's messy n eats in his office LOL
it is ironic and hypocritical of him to a degree
I understand him a bit. I Had OCD (Atleast i so think) before when i was around 8. I didn't like anything unbalanced or something that was unsymmetrical. One case i remembered before was me getting mad at my father so bad that i broke some glass thing, for not putting the custom metal tag on the middle of the car. But after grade 3 My ODC stopped or rather lessen because of my VERY VERY bad hand writing.(And spelling)
lol yah plus he eating salami w cheese sandwich n he talks about healthy n technical stuff. No wonder Conan wanna beat him up lol. I met a person in real life like that... so precise about what they wear, look n stuff but on the inside they're very insecure and missing something.. so they compensate on the outside like an urge
Because Jordan is obviously ACTING.
Honestly that kinda how I am too lol I hope I'm not as awkward as he is
1:08
Room 205
Jordan Schlansky
One Cranky
Fake Italian
My name holy shmoose i just saw it
One Cranky
Fake Italian
hahahahaa
My name jeff
Thats there permanently. It's in all the Schlansky videos
My name 😂😂
Jordan should get his own sitcom I bet he can do a "show about nothing"
Season 9 episode 1 - Elaine dates a man with no facial expressions
Season 5, episode 7: One Crafty Fake Italian.
Would love a sitcom mini series of some kind.
Wilson Pereira like Karl Pilkington
***** does he really have aspergers or is this just the popular consensus? I mean, I get it, but I feel like it doesn't impair his life too much if he does have it
Jordan’s knowledge of the LA district’s water table is frankly impressive.
So much about Jordan's knowledge is so impressive
@@VioletEmerald yes! He’s like a savant, awkwardness and brilliance all in one
I’m just getting into these videos and he’s fascinating
@@nondescriptbeing5944 oh it’s a slippery slope but it’s too good. Have fun
Is anyone else on a annual Jordan and Conan marathon?
Quarterly
daily!
Hourly(?) if that is a word lol
Oh this is garbage... I freaking lost it lmao!!
Me: Googles "what does an associate producer do?"
Google: An associate producer has various tasks
"... and has to prepare himself in various ways to perform those tasks."
Love these videos. I would pay a monthly streaming service fee just to watch Conan and Jordan do these videos. Their chemistry is comedic genius.
Jordan doesn't look people in the eye because that would suck their soul out.
Douchy McDouche ghost rida
Jordan being messy really surprises me. I feel like he should be very OCD
gi822 i have OCD and my room is a complete disaster- it manifests itself in all kinds of ways!
I don't have OCD, but I do get meticulous about things a lot. But I've found with my room and office, if I were to have it the way I want, it would take more time than I have so I just learn to accept it. Guess I should take a different approach, making improvements in what spare time I have and slowly it will get better
It’s actually said that more intelligent people have messier rooms or in his case office spaces.
It feels more like part of the act for contrast.
He probably has ADD. We are very smart, and creative people, but we have trouble being organized without help.
Lmfao conan had tears in his eyes when he picked up that nbc letter lol
Well yeah,with what they did to him, it's understandable.
@@the_j_machine2254 what did they do to him
@@coraldelgado7842 they screwed him over. I'll link you a video, it'll explain why Conan has a shitty job.
@@coraldelgado7842: They screwed him out of the Tonight Show after 7 months because they couldn’t let go of their lapdog Jay Leno.
I wonder why jordan would even have such a thing
1:34 while what a perfect shot. The way there's just enough space between Conan and Julie to frame the sandwich landing and breaking. Effective cinematography.
Lol still can't believe NBC dropped Conan... Best late night host by far
his remotes are great .. as a host he s good but not the best
Nick Hall wait..they did? When??
@@eyezodiotic3197 lol long time ago... He's on TBS late night
@@shadeshiest22 Oh--
PFFT I DIDN'T REALIZE LMAO--sorry 😂😂
I think it was 2008 or 2009 when that whole thing happened. He was going to replace Leno and then they put him on after Leno for a while or something, they totally set him up to fail but I don't remember the details. Then he grew a depression beard and then the show "Conan" was born on TBS. I would say he's the most naturally funny host for sure, I don't know how much of this stuff is improvised or written for him, but Conan has amazing timing and delivery and all that.
Just discovered these Jordan videos. I'm on a binge.
It's been 10 months. Are you still with us?
Meeeeeeee tooooooo
Its been 6 years. Are you?@@heartpursuer
I didn't know he had a sofa...
+Yunipw i bet he didnt know either :D
Cleaning does Wonders....;)
JR Black especially to my pubes
*casting couch*
666th like is MINE MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SATAAAAAAN!
Jordan is 100% correct about gut flora, filtered water, espresso … it’s Conan’s fault for asking 😂
laughed so hard at the fact that at 1:08 Jordan's nameplate says room "205. Jordan Schlansky. One cranky fake Italian"
I lost it when he held up the NBC slip
1:08
Did anyone else see the sign where it says:
*205*
*Jordan Schlansky*
*One Cranky*
*Fake Italian*
ahhhah
That's awesome! Good eye!
OMFG Wow... good eye mate!!!!!... that means he is not as calmed as he shows in the segments
Ricardo Ceron I guarantee you Conan put it there.
Ricardo Ceron yea that's the name plaque on his door its people making fun of him? I dont understand what people think it is other than that?
Jordan: "It should bother you more than it does me."
Conan: ".....and yet it doesn't."
🤣😆
HAVENT SEEN A JORDAN VIDEO IN A VERY LONG TIME!!! BRING EM' BACK!!!!! #CONAN
Rumor is he went to work for NBC after Conan made him clean his room :D
LUCREATIVE he killed himself.
Joshua Briggs really
No I'm sorry, I was joking. If he killed himself it would have been a mass murder suicide.
They probably making one as we speak!
Whenever I'm in a bad mood, I watch some Jordan Schlasnky videos and they cheer me up immediately :) Thank you
this is somewhat similar to the relation between Micheal scott and Toby from The Office
I was thinking the exact same thing
Except this is funnier.
+JonD Wall haha lol true how did i not notice this
lol yass
+lonewanderer Because it's far-fetched BS. Conan doesn't hate Schlansky's half as ferociously as Michael hates Toby. And Toby is just a nice guy, while Schlansky is very good a playing a douche.
I love how the Jordan character will take a simple question like "why do you keep an unrefrigerated jar of sauerkraut in your desk" and answer it as if the question was "why do you eat sauerkraut in general"
Conan's reaction to finding the NBC envelope is PRICELESS.
Indont get the joke or reference.
+L16htW4rr10r NBC made him quit his previous gig.
Hm. I remember now.
Tanin Moores Okay. thank you.
"So you wanna be dirty"
"No in the way you are referring to"
"What do you think I meant?"
"My office"
"What???!"
Plaque outside of door:
Jordan Schlansky
One Cranky
Fake Italian
What? Schlansky is one of the most Italian names I've ever heard
Blake Barker i live in Italy, so i can assure you that Schlansky is not an Italian name
Blake Barker lol a little north of Italy. Maybe Poland?
thewixter He's got asperger's
Conan already said Jordan was from Buffalo on that one video xD
It is so funny even the lady was so serious from beginning to the end😂😂. I just love watching these episodes. Never get tired of it.