Conan & Jordan Schlansky Plan Their Trip To Italy | CONAN on TBS

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  • @angeldoemer8263
    @angeldoemer8263 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20474

    Can you imagine what Jordans wife is like? Jordan " I am going to Italy.." Wife "OK enjoy the various activities."

    • @mrblaoblao6981
      @mrblaoblao6981 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1356

      "...and don't forget to pack your Norelco Body Groomer"

    • @Liam-jy7yi
      @Liam-jy7yi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +687

      Enjoy that romantic moment alone

    • @marianoyuba3736
      @marianoyuba3736 5 ปีที่แล้ว +901

      Do not forget to prepare your body in various ways

    • @baldwinivofjerusalem47
      @baldwinivofjerusalem47 5 ปีที่แล้ว +193

      His wife is Emma aka Conan 😂

    • @shapes9495
      @shapes9495 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Mariano Yuba damn you beat me to it

  • @ColinStachowski
    @ColinStachowski 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15724

    In case you're wondering, here are all places Conan visited in Italy:
    Dande
    Losicio
    Gabiando
    Lobodidi
    Savieradanda
    Montescendo
    Sitalita
    Gando
    Seciendo
    Silventendi
    Rondondandi
    Scontecunda
    Sanchatito
    Portava
    Sanchutti
    Baharanda
    Srototototo
    Rapudi
    Pota
    Chapatubidu
    Santantapata
    Rapacopa
    Shanda
    Pundo
    Panda
    Panta
    Pinda
    Pande
    Pu

    • @majoraxx2427
      @majoraxx2427 5 ปีที่แล้ว +810

      Ty was in Sanchatito and Panda last week. Dope places

    • @ColinStachowski
      @ColinStachowski 5 ปีที่แล้ว +565

      @@majoraxx2427 You gotta see Rapudi and Srotototo! You'll fall in love!

    • @enzyme6649
      @enzyme6649 5 ปีที่แล้ว +247

      This needs to have more likes

    • @adarshrai5827
      @adarshrai5827 5 ปีที่แล้ว +226

      Pinda pande pu is an amazing place

    • @mrfolgers4585
      @mrfolgers4585 5 ปีที่แล้ว +128

      Ha you said pu

  • @chesh1re_cat
    @chesh1re_cat 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4484

    Jordan telling Conan that romance is a diverse concept while Conan is pretending to be an inflatable sex doll is just everything beautiful about their relationship in a nutshell

    • @pietandersen6120
      @pietandersen6120 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      CheshireCat Its gotta be a character that he is playin, he cant actually be like that.

    • @hamiltonatthedisco8823
      @hamiltonatthedisco8823 5 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      @@pietandersen6120 I do think Jordan is mostly like that. I think he smiles a little more than this, but he could definitely be this "character" as a person.

    • @joshuafoley7014
      @joshuafoley7014 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      CheshireCat these are facts wi wi

    • @joshuafoley7014
      @joshuafoley7014 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hamilton! At The Disco if he wants to be. Very little amount of people have this ability

    • @IamGibby
      @IamGibby 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I thought the same thing. Really showcased what I would assume their relationship most likely is day to day.

  • @MrDrSnoop
    @MrDrSnoop 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4213

    As a fake Italian myself, he’s pretty good at his craft.

    • @158-i6z
      @158-i6z 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Hahaha I'm gonna take that "fake" label and use that from now on to describe people that try to emulate a culture from the outside.

    • @exzardoz2851
      @exzardoz2851 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@158-i6z
      what's the problem if they like a specific culture

    • @isiahaf1359
      @isiahaf1359 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@158-i6z are you just finding out about the word fake or something?

    • @JaxLittles
      @JaxLittles 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@158-i6z uhhhh yeah. That's what people call people who do that. Lmao. Who is this kid

    • @aididdat1749
      @aididdat1749 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@JaxLittles a fake kid

  • @QRSC-fh2ob
    @QRSC-fh2ob 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13712

    I love it when Jordan gets interrupted by Conan and then resumes his train of thought totally ignoring Conan's shenanigans 😂😂😂

    • @celia-ov6rm
      @celia-ov6rm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      True :)

    • @Sarah_Gravydog316
      @Sarah_Gravydog316 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      that's nice.
      so, like I was saying, Conan & Jordan should have their own reality show.

    • @tristan7844
      @tristan7844 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      QRS3C273 lolll me too!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @AleksandarIvanov69
      @AleksandarIvanov69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      That's the proper response to children

    • @roguesheep3083
      @roguesheep3083 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Any real friend does this.

  • @berimbolo2947
    @berimbolo2947 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4407

    Ive never seen him break character until now. Jordan is quite the character.. And conan is just a comic genius.

    • @shaiknawazofficial4185
      @shaiknawazofficial4185 5 ปีที่แล้ว +205

      He did break once during the conversation about not buying a more expensive espresso machine as far as I can remember.

    • @Alisha-pv1kb
      @Alisha-pv1kb 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      lactose even in the remote episode where they were with the couple therapist

    • @Kokoism
      @Kokoism 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Tj Hewitt why is that sad?

    • @lozzylane31
      @lozzylane31 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Time stamp pls.

    • @diegobrando1600
      @diegobrando1600 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@lozzylane31 6:28

  • @gemgem24able
    @gemgem24able 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8320

    wow. they upgraded jordan's system. he can laugh now!

    • @andreafranco5551
      @andreafranco5551 6 ปีที่แล้ว +164

      gemmy2492 new update. But it's beta tester because that smile is so strange

    • @terry-zZ
      @terry-zZ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      but he does not know the right moment to use it

    • @Filipe1020
      @Filipe1020 6 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      It's the new Jordan Schlansky 2.0 - 2018 Edition.

    • @whitehuayra
      @whitehuayra 6 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      AI's come along way

    • @lichtishlogistics
      @lichtishlogistics 6 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      I thought it was just malfunctioning.

  • @jcarlovitch
    @jcarlovitch ปีที่แล้ว +1090

    The greatest part of Jodan always saying he completes various tasks is the fact that that is literally the Google definition of associate producer.

    • @apeters1285
      @apeters1285 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      In one of those remotes explaining his job title he’s actually wearing a Google Tshirt 😂

    • @hilariousness6644
      @hilariousness6644 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

      More like the Disassociate Producer. 😂

  • @positronicreflex.
    @positronicreflex. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5283

    Conan: I paid that guy to kill you
    Jordan: I see

    • @greatgodpan5001
      @greatgodpan5001 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      BaKu wiTSaUcE god isnt real so no

    • @lillyanne7277
      @lillyanne7277 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      *gentle head nod*

    • @Agent-jp2hm
      @Agent-jp2hm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I always thought Jordon was an assassin before joining the Conan team

    • @aeuihatlilordofthevoid7879
      @aeuihatlilordofthevoid7879 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Agent-jp2hm Jordan*

    • @TriStar44
      @TriStar44 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      It’s been 5 years and I’m your 5,000th like. How apropos

  • @mightymorphingmemory6178
    @mightymorphingmemory6178 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9292

    Jordan's wife: Are you cheating on me???
    Jordan: My life consists of various activities and pleasures.

    • @tristan7844
      @tristan7844 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Mighty Morphing Memory lolllll

    • @yojirex6374
      @yojirex6374 4 ปีที่แล้ว +159

      I care for my body in a variety ways

    • @christianpina7709
      @christianpina7709 4 ปีที่แล้ว +151

      “I’ve been in various entanglements”

    • @POTUS495
      @POTUS495 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ohoh

    • @travelfoodielove
      @travelfoodielove 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lmfao

  • @CommentPoster10
    @CommentPoster10 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5127

    They're a perfect combo. Conan tells 100 jokes a minute and Jordan reacts to none of them.

    • @ThwipThwipBoom
      @ThwipThwipBoom ปีที่แล้ว +2

      tru

    • @edibleapeman
      @edibleapeman ปีที่แล้ว +80

      He is Conan's foil, almost precisely mirroring a weird inversion of the Batman/Joker dynamic. Papers could be written about these two.

    • @pablot-r9402
      @pablot-r9402 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Relatable, too. Within all of us are varying degrees of Conan and Schlansky.

    • @pablot-r9402
      @pablot-r9402 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@edibleapeman I always like to think there's varying degrees of Conan & Schlansky in all of us that helps make their chemistry so relatable. Many of us can be entertaining, goofy, and downright childish, but as responsible adults, we're also attentive, aware, and trying our best to be educated, knowledgeable and professional when needed. Seems between these guys, we get the whole spectrum, and we literally can't lose when these two are talking to each other.

    • @axelorsal9583
      @axelorsal9583 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Yet out of all the jokes Conan throws, Jordan broke by Conan's stares.

  • @rajatmitra2661
    @rajatmitra2661 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1447

    Doesn't laugh at Conan's jokes,
    Laughs at his silence.
    LEGEND

    • @arduous222
      @arduous222 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      But please, imagine: one day Conan just run into you, proceeds to stare at you with little facial expression for 5 mins. Can you not laugh?

    • @dragonsdynamite6403
      @dragonsdynamite6403 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      His childish, annoying attempts at humour aren’t jokes.

    • @ljavalera818
      @ljavalera818 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      those beady eyes 😂

    • @jackinthebox1817
      @jackinthebox1817 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      After inhaling that lithium

  • @makismakiavelis5718
    @makismakiavelis5718 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3605

    5:16
    Notice how as soon as Schlansky say's the word "material" O'Brien's eyes dart around rapidly, scanning his "opponent's" body like a comedic automaton. In less than a second he notices Schlansky's expensive watch and he has already formulated a nice burn. Who is the robot here?

    • @rajarshibarman334
      @rajarshibarman334 4 ปีที่แล้ว +429

      Man, he has some of the best and quick wit reponses

    • @cooldebendra
      @cooldebendra 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Isnt all this scripted?

    • @gucciskins382
      @gucciskins382 4 ปีที่แล้ว +264

      @@cooldebendra no

    • @faisal3398
      @faisal3398 4 ปีที่แล้ว +223

      @@cooldebendra no, Conan is just that good.

    • @mathori-133
      @mathori-133 4 ปีที่แล้ว +174

      20+ years of comedic experience

  • @jojodeguzman1093
    @jojodeguzman1093 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5852

    "It's a quick conversation".Now that's a good marriage 😁

    • @fastica
      @fastica 5 ปีที่แล้ว +345

      Also known as couple without kids.

    • @zeeblue1220
      @zeeblue1220 5 ปีที่แล้ว +140

      She’s probably used to it given how many times he’s been to Italy.

    • @glo1005
      @glo1005 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      If only a lot of marriages where like that, but yea you know.

    • @911shan
      @911shan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Well it's a quick conversation on this occasion because it's going to be filmed with Jordan showing his favorite places in Italy to Conan with a camera crew and everything. I bet not all conversations of his travels are "quick". No one lives in a fantasy land like that, it's marriage after all lol

    • @saeta
      @saeta 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Is either a really good one, or a really bad one where none actually care about the other

  • @johnsmithee6660
    @johnsmithee6660 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1358

    He's been saying it for years but no one believed him...Jordan Schlansky is a deeply emotional man

    • @ducheswannabe
      @ducheswannabe 6 ปีที่แล้ว +148

      he can be moved to tears by a warm sunlight on his face

    • @johnsmithee6660
      @johnsmithee6660 6 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      he can also feel the sunlight penetrating his being

    • @klausweasley
      @klausweasley 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I bet his being WAS penetrated.

    • @oliviawinkler6684
      @oliviawinkler6684 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      duchesswannabe no that’s just the sun irritating your eyes

    • @zarazen8110
      @zarazen8110 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      lol@your pic

  • @richale2235
    @richale2235 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6530

    "I prefer experiences rather than materialistic-"
    "Nice watch, by the way."
    Conan is the best. 😂

    • @user-be5qg7mr1s
      @user-be5qg7mr1s 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      LMAO

    • @AS-bp2zr
      @AS-bp2zr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      30k rolex 🤣

    • @user-be5qg7mr1s
      @user-be5qg7mr1s 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      @@AS-bp2zr I like how he taps it

    • @chajang7292
      @chajang7292 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Conan is truly a genius I will miss him

    • @PureGarbageWithCheese
      @PureGarbageWithCheese 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I prefer pizza than pasta but I will sometimes order pasta ya know?

  • @stephencodekas3745
    @stephencodekas3745 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7604

    they need to bring his wife onto a scene one day. im so intrigued by the type of woman that would marry a fake Italian.

    • @_birdie
      @_birdie 6 ปีที่แล้ว +264

      Stephen Codekas haha yesssss. and he’s pretty obsessed w all things Japanese as well....😆

    • @shortaybrown
      @shortaybrown 5 ปีที่แล้ว +329

      PRACHI VAKHARIA - how was that European “ warmth and sensibility “ from 1939-1945 ?

    • @AlbertoGarcia-bx4nq
      @AlbertoGarcia-bx4nq 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@shortaybrown the people who survived and help others in that terrible experience !
      Every country can be warm, but she ments the tipe of warm of italian culture, not better not worse but different !

    • @johnlabute6051
      @johnlabute6051 5 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Fake Italian and fake Japanese, check out the Conan and Jordan dining at the Japanese restaurant, when Jordan pours Conan some sake' and says it is custom to reciprocate. Conan's reaction is priceless.

    • @o.a.47
      @o.a.47 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      John LaBute not to mention “I CAN GET TO MACCHIO”

  • @annelisejr
    @annelisejr 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6469

    My first time seeing Jordan smile!!! My life is complete

    • @singularity42069
      @singularity42069 6 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      Annelise Jr you haven't watched enough conan yet

    • @dkyk00
      @dkyk00 6 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      Why does Jordan's laughter make me so uncomfortable? It kinda freaked me out

    • @kiribundi
      @kiribundi 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Kristian Channel a lot of remotes are not even available outside of the US...
      It sucks being Canadian. Sorry for my language.
      Well, it just sucks for that part, but you guys got other fish to fry.

    • @shashisingh-og8hy
      @shashisingh-og8hy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      first time he broke character more like

    • @michaeldemorit9599
      @michaeldemorit9599 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Look at the "sketch" where they are at couples therapy, Jordan really struggles there...

  • @schec1015
    @schec1015 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3560

    "I complete the tasks, assigned to me." That got me

    • @nickz5849
      @nickz5849 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      I want to say that to my boss and see what happens lmfao

    • @jackielynne76exaxtly86
      @jackielynne76exaxtly86 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      schec1015 evidently he does annnnnd he’s a dam good sport about Conan being Conan

    • @soulpenguin
      @soulpenguin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      "Various tasks must be completed in order for the show to operate at it's maximum compasity. If I do my job correctly you'll never know I'm here" JS
      Heard him say that no joke

    • @grzyruth9205
      @grzyruth9205 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I mean, in essence that is what work is, of course there is more autonomy involved

    • @Memorex996
      @Memorex996 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      "I have various logistical tasks"

  • @comfortable.and.furious
    @comfortable.and.furious ปีที่แล้ว +313

    The way Jordan waits for Conan to finish making fun of his "qualifying himself" then immediately takes the pointer back and continues like nothing happened is legendary

    • @terriz.2981
      @terriz.2981 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      My favorite part

  • @Longshot_NYC
    @Longshot_NYC 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1372

    "That's not where speech is controlled." The ultimate comeback.

    • @RobinBarr
      @RobinBarr หลายเดือนก่อน

      LOLOLOLOL!!!!!! This is hilarioius!

    • @michaelkayser4194
      @michaelkayser4194 หลายเดือนก่อน

      He's right too, it's the temporal gyrus

  • @Chef_Freddy695
    @Chef_Freddy695 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5438

    As an italian I am impressed by Jordan's knowledge of all the italian regions and their exact location.

    • @QYXP
      @QYXP 4 ปีที่แล้ว +381

      Well, he been there at least 25 times after all haha

    • @fvnt0miix953
      @fvnt0miix953 4 ปีที่แล้ว +466

      I don’t understand why you’re impressed by that robot. He is programmed to know Italy better than Italians 😂😂

    • @jewlz91
      @jewlz91 4 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      The one on the Right is Conan Not Jordan

    • @Andarovin
      @Andarovin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +122

      How about the way Conan perfectly lists off all the fake Italian locations??? Did you know they were fake?

    • @davec3651
      @davec3651 4 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      I really wanna visit Suppa Nintendi.

  • @WatchGeek
    @WatchGeek 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3278

    Conan is a genius, but Jordan has such perfect timing and tone that I think he is even funnier.but they do look like they were made for each other!!!

    • @awakenDeepBlue
      @awakenDeepBlue 6 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      Jordan is the perfect straight man to Conan.

    • @josevallejojr2694
      @josevallejojr2694 6 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      jordan is funny in bits, but doubt he can carry a comedic show for 25yrs like conan

    • @drServitis
      @drServitis 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Conan's father is a medical doctor who also teaches at Harvard Medical School and Conan doesn't even know which part of the brain controls speech???

    • @nataliexu5624
      @nataliexu5624 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      @@drServitis well your father being a doctor doesn't immediately give you the knowledge.

    • @drServitis
      @drServitis 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@nataliexu5624 Conan graduated from HARVARD UNIVERSITY. Every liberal arts degree in the United States requires a basic knowledge of the human brain, and a Harvard liberal arts degree is among the most demanding of any of the schools in America. Not to mention as said that Conan's father taught medicine at Harvard University and his mother was a lawyer.

  • @doctorsuave
    @doctorsuave 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1012

    Jordan’s such a good dude that the only thing he criticized about Conan’s face is an easily fixable skin care thing, as opposed to actually criticizing his appearance.

    • @AD-eg9cw
      @AD-eg9cw 2 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      Confident people like to raise the confidence of others.

    • @doctorsuave
      @doctorsuave 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@AD-eg9cw well put

    • @AD-eg9cw
      @AD-eg9cw 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@doctorsuave Thank you

    • @beastinthesky6774
      @beastinthesky6774 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Watch their dinner at Jordan's favorite restaurant, he tells Conan he looked disgusting in 2002, lol.

    • @mediocreman2
      @mediocreman2 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Good dude? Guy looks like he's ready to break out into a serial killer at the drop of a hat.

  • @MEMEcloud
    @MEMEcloud 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3198

    *New Update from TeamCoco*
    JordanSchlansky v2.0
    *size- 1.4GB*
    *New Features*
    1. Can laugh now
    2. More human-like interaction

    • @snxdes9535
      @snxdes9535 5 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      MEMEcloud
      INSERTED FEATURE
      3. Can roast

    • @marianoyuba3736
      @marianoyuba3736 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Joker skin available

    • @couragedy89
      @couragedy89 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Bonus activities added to : various activities

    • @emmanuellramos777
      @emmanuellramos777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      The features are actually a bug

    • @timtams_6
      @timtams_6 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@emmanuellramos777 its the other way around. *The bugs are features* .

  • @joeys4289
    @joeys4289 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3823

    Conan really shines in these segments, comic genius.

    • @thathandleistakentrythisone
      @thathandleistakentrythisone 6 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Dodo Bird he shines coz hes so white. They have to powder him up pretty good before a taping

    • @robertdavis4192
      @robertdavis4192 6 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Jordan's a great stone faced partner though too

    • @Bitshitter
      @Bitshitter 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Dodo Bird - he's a comedian who went to Harvard University, so he would have to be....

    • @donaldchump5024
      @donaldchump5024 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Because it's not scripted (I think). Conan is wonderful when he is being spontaneous. Sadly, most of his show isn't.

    • @cthomas025
      @cthomas025 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Conan is, without question, the best of the late night hosts when it comes to improv.

  • @timothypark5661
    @timothypark5661 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1357

    ive watched this video like 5 times already and it is clear that jordan is the happiest in this video and in the entire italy series than in any other video recorded. you can see the obvious excitement and a small spark of fire in his cold lifeless eyes

    • @definitelynosebreather
      @definitelynosebreather 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      yeah, especially comparing with how pissed off he was in the coffee episode 😂

    • @shravan1005
      @shravan1005 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      His programing can't comprehend this immense stimulation and he's wires are frying making his facial "tissues" act weird

    • @Jazzygirl5
      @Jazzygirl5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@shravan1005lmao that's what made him smile like the joker. Honestly it's obvious jordan is a super nervous unconfident person and is just hiding it and overcompensating

    • @stevemuzak8526
      @stevemuzak8526 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's like when a shark notice his pray. It's same spark of fire in his cold black lifeless eyes.

    • @alpur214
      @alpur214 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      You do know it's an act, right? He broke character toward the end

  • @MusicMike512
    @MusicMike512 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    5:21 watched this clip a million times and just noticed Jordan actually says thank you when Conan sarcastically compliments his watch

  • @Doitallgp
    @Doitallgp 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4106

    “My picture is hanging on the wall in the restaurant“
    “is it for passing bad checks?“

    • @poopace
      @poopace 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      bag checks

    • @zachs652
      @zachs652 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Rerin YL A bounced check is a check thats revoked because there’s insufficient funds in the bank account

    • @d.s.parentsr6502
      @d.s.parentsr6502 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Rerin YL - It is a small paper document with instruction, relevant information and authorization for a merchant's bank to draw funds in payment for product(s) and or service(s) from an account at a customer's bank wherein funds are insufficient to honor the amount owed.
      [Now read it again in Jordan's voice]

    • @Gobbbbb
      @Gobbbbb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Why can no one spell cheque?

    • @jennibudde8358
      @jennibudde8358 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Cassus Belli and "bounce" back from your bank to the business

  • @Polo-rp9hk
    @Polo-rp9hk 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2703

    1:25 when Conan just rambles fake Italian city names like a maniac for 30 whole seconds and Jordon just continues like nothing, I died xD

    • @Shane-ju7op
      @Shane-ju7op 5 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      Jordan all round Comedic ability is on point.

    • @Nightowl333
      @Nightowl333 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      That’s my favorite part lol

    • @12shivansh
      @12shivansh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I died xD,I died xD,I died xD,I died xD,I died xD,I died xD,I died xD,I died xD,I died xD,I died xD,I died xD,I died xD,I died xD,I died xD,I died xD,I died xD,I died xD,I died xD.

    • @traurigesland4622
      @traurigesland4622 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Some of them really sounded like italian towns

    • @magnushyenna1574
      @magnushyenna1574 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You didnt died. When you die you will know. Trust me. You stupid fool

  • @MrMiD.Life.Crisis
    @MrMiD.Life.Crisis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6658

    "You're not going to tell your wife?"
    "im all set".
    Jordan is such a legend.

    • @skoomawizard
      @skoomawizard 3 ปีที่แล้ว +333

      It’s a quick conversation

    • @bellamarley9455
      @bellamarley9455 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      True

    • @MrMiD.Life.Crisis
      @MrMiD.Life.Crisis 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @john templeplatein reality I would agree with you. But this is for laughs! I'm sure no wives, nor blow up dolls were affected in the making of this video. It just makes me laugh how they've developed Jordans character. Especially when you see this compared to the outtakes.
      My girlfriend is definitely used to and I guess must like how random and spontaneous I am. Or maybe tolerates it until I grow up?
      Hope you're good.

    • @garysandhu9162
      @garysandhu9162 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @john templeplate 0

    • @gigid9606
      @gigid9606 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      its a quick conversation, lol.

  • @perfectbreakfast
    @perfectbreakfast 3 ปีที่แล้ว +538

    "that's not where speech is controlled" most glorious Jordan moment of all time

    • @drunkensailor112
      @drunkensailor112 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yes. It's 5-0 right there

    • @pablot-r9402
      @pablot-r9402 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Jordan is always actively listening and isn't simply waiting for his turn to talk.

    • @deanmacey3554
      @deanmacey3554 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Amazing moment 😂

    • @CatatonicImperfect
      @CatatonicImperfect 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      a quick Google search suggests "Brocca's Area" in the left prefrontal cortex, kinda at the temple, is associated with speech production and articulation. there's additional areas responsible for motor control and cognitive functions. it seems like conans stick would indeed miss most of these.
      then again, jordan schlansky's brain might be put together differently than a normal human's brain.

  • @TheRubberStudiosASMR
    @TheRubberStudiosASMR 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2980

    I really understand Jordan. Travelling alone is one of the best ways to appreciate a location.

    • @lukew2194
      @lukew2194 6 ปีที่แล้ว +220

      Yeah, they got hookers all over the world.

    • @jacasforever
      @jacasforever 6 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Italian escorts are the best lol

    • @Raza_mcgaza
      @Raza_mcgaza 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Luke W i like the way you think

    • @alicen2610
      @alicen2610 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      The only thing good about going with someone else is having someone to talk to and take photos with but I am sure if you plan ahead enough, you can find someone or service locally who offers some sort of daily travel buddy or something like that. If you go enough to the same areas like Jordan, you can also potentially develop some friends who can meet up with you. A potential downside to going with a gf/bf is they may want to be in a lot of the photos with you and think it is rude if you are not including them, but if you ever break up, you then have a bunch of photos where you are in the photo with your ex.

    • @TheToneBender
      @TheToneBender 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yeah, but a great location is the best way to appreciate the people you're with

  • @luwado
    @luwado 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4439

    HE LAUGHED
    HE LAUGHED
    HE LAUGHED
    HE LAUGHED
    HE LAUGHED

    • @hoaxlayer
      @hoaxlayer 6 ปีที่แล้ว +356

      He didn't laugh. Turns out the smoke from that burning tablet affected his circuitry and made his facial structure show something similar to a human emotion.

    • @raburto8984
      @raburto8984 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Luqman Wadood lul

    • @daslynnter9841
      @daslynnter9841 6 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      First time he broke character!

    • @thecoolclonedude2
      @thecoolclonedude2 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Daslynnter nah, he did it often in the older ones

    • @KarinaCastilloPurple
      @KarinaCastilloPurple 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      +Daslynnter In the episode of Couples Conselling they hug at the end and he laugh XD

  • @joselopez8116
    @joselopez8116 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1735

    These two together are comedy gold!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @holdtrue2021
      @holdtrue2021 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂

    • @JosephDeLosSantos-t3m
      @JosephDeLosSantos-t3m 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      They’re like bevis and butthead 😂

    • @Nati4Truth
      @Nati4Truth ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I hope that they will get together again for another trip !! Miss it a lot

  • @mjn245
    @mjn245 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    Straight guy plus ridiculous guy is a timeless and epic combination. These two do it better than almost anyone.

  • @KingOfMadCows
    @KingOfMadCows 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4504

    Jordan laughed because he inhaled all that toxic gas from the destroyed tablet.

    • @GuidelineSalt
      @GuidelineSalt 6 ปีที่แล้ว +273

      KingOfMadCows That's how robots get high.

    • @finalmasquerade
      @finalmasquerade 6 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Maybe it was filled with laughing gas 🤔🤔🤔 lol

    • @AV-gz1bu
      @AV-gz1bu 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I was wondering how that happened, good explanation.

    • @ngultrum1
      @ngultrum1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He did laugh in the councelling show

    • @alicialaili
      @alicialaili 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      KingOfMadCows a-l

  • @Adi-fw5xz
    @Adi-fw5xz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5398

    Seeing jordan cracking up in this video has to be the Highlight of 2018!

    • @lukewalker4813
      @lukewalker4813 6 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Aditya I was like omg another emotion!

    • @Stoney-Jacksman
      @Stoney-Jacksman 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I feel bad for you. And im in prison..plus suffer from depression.

    • @anneyeong333
      @anneyeong333 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Aditya YYAAASSSSSSS

    • @ch3no2freak
      @ch3no2freak 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Aditya there is hope for man kind once again

    • @Ninjer89
      @Ninjer89 6 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Conan was saying the best lines and what finally got him? When he shut up.

  • @Salam99-1
    @Salam99-1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +146

    This is the most alive I've seen Jordan - he's beginning to smile occasionally. Give it thirty more years with Conan and he'll be almost human.

    • @ln7929
      @ln7929 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      The new jodern model is still built with a slow learning A.I

  • @RobotMetalhead
    @RobotMetalhead 2 ปีที่แล้ว +384

    I died when Conan tried to rib Jordan about breaking and laughing, and Jordan turned it into ribbing Conan about his face and dry skin. That's a top-tier deflection lmao.

  • @Jelly-ij2pw
    @Jelly-ij2pw 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5576

    He just drilled a lithium Ion battery and almost set the building on fire

    • @danepotmo2513
      @danepotmo2513 5 ปีที่แล้ว +530

      That's how babies are made

    • @iggsGH
      @iggsGH 5 ปีที่แล้ว +306

      Like wow! I think they probably stopped filming to take it out after they realised

    • @andrewt6338
      @andrewt6338 5 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      Thank you! I thought I was the only occurred to me.

    • @simple_networks
      @simple_networks 5 ปีที่แล้ว +164

      D&Darkrai as dangerous as that was, I laughed through the whole thing

    • @shobhit1997
      @shobhit1997 5 ปีที่แล้ว +315

      I was shocked when he started drilling the iPad. Lithium ion batteries are very dangerous if punctured

  • @acmills347
    @acmills347 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2302

    "TELL ME, WHATS WRONG WITH MY FACE, OR NO ITALY"

    • @BeachBumm4U
      @BeachBumm4U 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Ash Mills 😂😂😂 I can’t stop laughing at this.

    • @wolverineiscool7161
      @wolverineiscool7161 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      and Jordan immediately proceeds to tell him LOL That's how much he loves Italy

    • @happymichieworriah8881
      @happymichieworriah8881 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Didhe say dryy

    • @PajamCam
      @PajamCam 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      "GO ON! FRECKLES!"

    • @amitbenhur3722
      @amitbenhur3722 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I like that part so much

  • @bryantinobalingit7172
    @bryantinobalingit7172 4 ปีที่แล้ว +516

    I love jordan when he broke out his character. Laughing out with Conan. This defines he's a real human.

    • @LeonardeMarco
      @LeonardeMarco 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      or that he had a recent Software Update.

    • @tentardigrades968
      @tentardigrades968 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      So he can't laugh? Everyone always references him laughing occasionally as evidence that he's doing some character. Like, how is that proof of anything?

    • @DiaNne31
      @DiaNne31 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@tentardigrades968 i really cant figure u being a real human being, someone that sad and unhumourous cant possibly exist but apparently im very wrong

    • @lewisham
      @lewisham ปีที่แล้ว +1

      How is that breaking character?

    • @MrJellyfishGuy
      @MrJellyfishGuy 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      He has studied the normal human behaviors for a long time now.

  • @kisubags437
    @kisubags437 3 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    “That’s not where speech is controlled”. Conan looked like he wanted to kill him. I love them.

  • @hammadali594
    @hammadali594 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1550

    Wow, it looks like Conan's team programmed the robot, Jordan Schlansky, to exhibit emotions such as laughter at 6:34
    It's amazing how far technology has come.

    • @mirza6399
      @mirza6399 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Hammad Ali wah bhai 2 top comments 😂 laga rai !

    • @shyko85
      @shyko85 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Elon Musk warned us abut this...

    • @rksmehul
      @rksmehul 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yo Archimedes , what's up?

    • @alexxx980
      @alexxx980 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hammad Ali nice one dude😂

  • @Lunr-rd7ob
    @Lunr-rd7ob 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1466

    Jordan: "I prefer to spend my money on experiences instead of material possessions..."
    Conan: "Nice watch btw" LMFAO 😂

    • @pj101
      @pj101 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      With the stitch

    • @mattihanhineva8841
      @mattihanhineva8841 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      rolex daytona 116500ln in case anyone is wondering

    • @shivensankalia3967
      @shivensankalia3967 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@mattihanhineva8841 At which point can you see it clearly ??

    • @jayb____
      @jayb____ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@shivensankalia3967 It's easier to see in other segments.

    • @posrendelkan4711
      @posrendelkan4711 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I love it when Jordan gets interrupted by Conan and then resumes his train of thought totally ignoring Conan's shenanigans 😂😂😂

  • @Rico-wp7dg
    @Rico-wp7dg 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1093

    6:29 he cracks! HE FINALLY CRACKS!

    • @Irraptured
      @Irraptured 6 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      He's cracked before, in the counseling video

    • @TheTommy9898
      @TheTommy9898 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pop tarts man

    • @ayayron3278
      @ayayron3278 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I promise 6:29 made my YEAR!!!!!

    • @Unz360
      @Unz360 6 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      He also cracked a smile at 4:47, when Conan said 'suckin at my teet'

    • @Rico-wp7dg
      @Rico-wp7dg 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same here A arron lol

  • @ethanporto1745
    @ethanporto1745 2 ปีที่แล้ว +643

    “You’re not going to tell your wife?”
    “I’m all set”
    As a married man, I’d say Jordan is a legend for that. 😂😂

    • @Anthony-zt1zs
      @Anthony-zt1zs 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😂 😂

    • @ratlakmin
      @ratlakmin ปีที่แล้ว

      He ain't nobody's bit*ch. Need to get things straight before you put that ring on.

    • @ethanporto1745
      @ethanporto1745 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@ratlakmin Communicating with your spouse is not being a bitch.

    • @ratlakmin
      @ratlakmin ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ethanporto1745 yeah for sure. All I m saying is that even if she whines over your spontaneous decision to travel. Just you do you.

    • @ahmed.abdelaleem
      @ahmed.abdelaleem ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ​@@ratlakminincel giving relationship advices lol

  • @joeboxerrr
    @joeboxerrr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +437

    watching this back, it really makes me happy because you know that Jordan's "breaking character" was because he's so excited to get to go to Italy and to show Conan and everyone how cool it is to him

    • @longebane
      @longebane ปีที่แล้ว +13

      It's not even a character, that's just him. He does sometimes focus more on his antagonizing side, but it's not an act

  • @stephenj1118
    @stephenj1118 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2329

    Omg Jordan finally cracked

    • @Trackrace29582
      @Trackrace29582 6 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      stephen jang he cracked a little when bought the coffee machine

    • @recca7
      @recca7 6 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      of all things to do it, i didn't find a drill to his ipad all that funny, but everything else i was just dying...how did he not crack at that blowup impersonation

    • @dingle_burry
      @dingle_burry 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      much like conans dry skin

    • @macetenchu
      @macetenchu 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      stephen jang ikr!

    • @wisdomleader85
      @wisdomleader85 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That probably happens once a year like his birthday though.

  • @CezaMVO
    @CezaMVO 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1833

    Jordan finally snapped. He railed into Conan towards the end. “You have dry skin”. That was brutal.

    • @victorhuertas4685
      @victorhuertas4685 6 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      no one can push Conan's buttons like Jordan

    • @CezaMVO
      @CezaMVO 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Victor Huertas without even trying ha

    • @strangewayfaringstranger
      @strangewayfaringstranger 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      I think they both clearly push each other's buttons haha. But Jordan is the master of letting things slide off of him.

    • @9robz
      @9robz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      That's not Jordan. I think Jordan died in the Vespa accident. This is an imposter. Jordan doesn't laugh. It's impossible cause he wasn't human.

    • @strangewayfaringstranger
      @strangewayfaringstranger 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Haha this is clearly an error in his programming. *Initiate maniacal laughter. ERROR ERROR DEFLECT DEFLECT*

  • @1rickopotamus
    @1rickopotamus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Jordan knows how to live life to the fullest nd it's beautifull to hear him talk so passionately about what he loves

  • @TheBlack106
    @TheBlack106 6 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    6:30 been watching these two for years and this is such a lovely moment between them

  • @weston407
    @weston407 4 ปีที่แล้ว +442

    conan's self-deprecating style of humor is on another level and is extremely appealing - being able to laugh at himself makes him so incredibly relateable

    • @definitelynosebreather
      @definitelynosebreather 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      thousands and thousands of hours of entertainment watched by hundreds and hundreds of people

    • @joeyblogsy
      @joeyblogsy 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well yeah he is a world class professional entertainer with a degree from Harvard, not that surprising 🤷‍♂️

  • @AuthenTech
    @AuthenTech 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8244

    That was the best blow-up-doll imitation I've ever seen, well done, Conan!

    • @blitzipanik4706
      @blitzipanik4706 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      AuthenTech - Ben Schmanke and ive seen many!

    • @JITCompilation
      @JITCompilation 6 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      he's had much experience

    • @lawrencefisherward3
      @lawrencefisherward3 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      At first I didn't get it. That was funny as hell.

    • @annala2956
      @annala2956 6 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      I was watching this while eating lunch. I almost choked to death.

    • @verslalchimie5824
      @verslalchimie5824 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Just had an idea - Sleep Number blow-up dolls!

  • @joshmontgomery9942
    @joshmontgomery9942 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Conan’s always been the most funny out of all other shows, he always knows how to be funny at the right moments

  • @Filiolus
    @Filiolus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +837

    "Nice watch, by the way. *tap tap tap*"
    Man, conan is quick.

    • @iamcurious1761
      @iamcurious1761 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I couldn't understand this part tho😂

    • @huohization
      @huohization 5 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      @@iamcurious1761 Jordan says he's not into material stuff and Conan points out he's wearing a Rolex watch.

    • @jubihi7785
      @jubihi7785 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      That actually might be a Rolex daytona, i have noticed jordan wearing that a few times. Conan must pay him a lot lol.

    • @maurob8586
      @maurob8586 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Filiolus Rolex Daytona white dial. Worth at this time around 14k

    • @mura0
      @mura0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@maurob8586 14K used. New is close to 30K

  • @mattm6580
    @mattm6580 4 ปีที่แล้ว +794

    Conan is the greatest late night host ever. So underappreciated.

    • @premier_leaks
      @premier_leaks 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      he is NOT underappreciated.. he would have maybe more quantity of viewers and fans if he would STOP being political and Trump (republicans) hater as every other hollywood personality..

    • @BlueEyes-WhiteDrag0n
      @BlueEyes-WhiteDrag0n 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@premier_leaks He doesn't comment on political issues, because he doesn't want negativity around his show.
      There's literally EVERY other Host already talking about trump and hates him..so conan has no need to talk about that, He does comedy not spread hate

    • @ramonmarte8576
      @ramonmarte8576 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@BlueEyes-WhiteDrag0n i agree Conan just cares about comedy. That guy doesnt know what he's talking about.

    • @sleppyjoe4922
      @sleppyjoe4922 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Not true
      Coco wins easly

    • @JT-hs3pe
      @JT-hs3pe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I think most ppl with comedic sense would agree that he's the best

  • @mr.chipwhitley8770
    @mr.chipwhitley8770 6 ปีที่แล้ว +435

    " *Thousands* and *thousands* of hours of entertainment watched my *hundreds* and *hundreds* of people" LMAO!!! Conan's self-deprecating humor is just something else!
    😂 😂 😂 😂

    • @088mojo
      @088mojo 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      5:09

    • @SundaraRamanR
      @SundaraRamanR 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Stop praising your own stage persona, Mr Chip Whitley.

  • @raccoon3271
    @raccoon3271 3 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    Jordan is the most, “I go to Italy during the summer”, American I’ve ever seen.

  • @fetchmeastorm3670
    @fetchmeastorm3670 6 ปีที่แล้ว +355

    Jordan: "Romance is a diverse concept..."
    Conan: :O

  • @minutemuse
    @minutemuse 6 ปีที่แล้ว +960

    6:28 _An error has occurred. Unable to stay in character. System will now restart._

    • @elyongabriel
      @elyongabriel 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😂😂😂

    • @pervZAGGert
      @pervZAGGert 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      He's not a character. Listen to what Conan said afterwards, it's actually true.

    • @Roy-G-Biv
      @Roy-G-Biv 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      hysterical!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @minutemuse
      @minutemuse 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Z zz Of course he's in character...how else is he supposed to maintain his cover among the human meat sacks?

    • @deuceswild117
      @deuceswild117 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bravo, sir!

  • @yoloswaggins2161
    @yoloswaggins2161 4 ปีที่แล้ว +841

    I imagine jordans wife is exactly like him but with long hair

    • @TP-zj2qr
      @TP-zj2qr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Maybe she's talkative.

    • @paulallen579
      @paulallen579 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @D K Conan: ”You’re all set to be alone for a week or two?”
      Jordan’s wife: ”I have various things to keep me occupied for the time being. I could also travel alone.”

    • @namaloompakistani1768
      @namaloompakistani1768 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TP-zj2qr
      Two same people can't be the successful couple.

    • @user-qk7lh4wl6e
      @user-qk7lh4wl6e 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yesss

    • @user-qk7lh4wl6e
      @user-qk7lh4wl6e 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @D K 😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

  • @Anabeausoleil
    @Anabeausoleil ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I like that as soon as Jordan laughed Conan started cracking up too. You can tell they’re good friends and respect each other

  • @kevinfromsales6842
    @kevinfromsales6842 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1026

    I love it when Jordan smiles

    • @schlacko
      @schlacko 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Really? You love BOTH of the times he's smiled in his entire life?

    • @kevinfromsales6842
      @kevinfromsales6842 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      schlacko absolutely lol

    • @scottyboy3565
      @scottyboy3565 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Obviously he broke character

    • @oldhollywoodangels
      @oldhollywoodangels 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      it scared me

    • @kevinfromsales6842
      @kevinfromsales6842 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lana Del Slay its such a rare sight! Lol

  • @jasonsmith-lv5my
    @jasonsmith-lv5my 6 ปีที่แล้ว +182

    Those fumes from the iPad really messed up Jordan's circuits. He started laughing.

    • @Prometheus0804
      @Prometheus0804 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      jason smith He was driven mad from witnessing the murder of a fellow machine right in front of him

  • @hashi_tang
    @hashi_tang 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1786

    firstly, dang he actually drilled into the tablet.
    second, holy crap, Jordan finally broke his character in these skits!!! :D amazing

    • @liamanderson8789
      @liamanderson8789 6 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      Hashii Tang it's not a character, that's just how he is.

    • @TimeAndDateAndName
      @TimeAndDateAndName 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Pretty sure it was a prop - too much smoke shooting out comically...

    • @harrier331
      @harrier331 6 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      No, that is what happens when moisture enters into a LiPo battery.

    • @wooza5919
      @wooza5919 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      hes done it before

    • @LT1
      @LT1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Nah those things will straight shoot out fire.

  • @johnepants
    @johnepants ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I love when Jordan breaks at around 6:50. I feel like that’s their actual dynamic for 20 years.

  • @travisbaker8607
    @travisbaker8607 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2254

    They're like Michael Scott and Toby from the office

    • @zerjiozerjio
      @zerjiozerjio 6 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      OMG! I thought the exact same thing!!

    • @LifeOfFox
      @LifeOfFox 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Dead on comparison lol

    • @Sam-jm1nn
      @Sam-jm1nn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Jordan has a quite a quiet confidence to him though

    • @popeye697
      @popeye697 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@Sam-jm1nn Toby, on the other hand, seems depressed and borderline suicidal throughout The Offices run

    • @DRACATI-1984
      @DRACATI-1984 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Hells yes! Except Jordan isn’t such a pushover

  • @ATRization
    @ATRization 6 ปีที่แล้ว +168

    Jordan: “ I prefer to spend my money on experiences rather than material possessions.”
    Conan: “Nice watch by the way.”
    😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Abidur_
    @Abidur_ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +201

    It makes me so happy to see Jordan break character

  • @dylanzukosky8656
    @dylanzukosky8656 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    I’m just here rewatching all the old videos after his final episode 😢

    • @romangeneral23
      @romangeneral23 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same, I just hope these videos are not taken down once he moves to HBO!

    • @rckandeggroll
      @rckandeggroll 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Me too

    • @namaloompakistani1768
      @namaloompakistani1768 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@romangeneral23
      What do you mean?

    • @romangeneral23
      @romangeneral23 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@namaloompakistani1768 Conan left TBS. He is going to HBO

    • @namaloompakistani1768
      @namaloompakistani1768 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@romangeneral23
      Will the show continue?

  • @Abidur_
    @Abidur_ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +308

    When Conan asked Jordan why is he laughing, then Jordan acted like he kid and reversed it by asking him the same question 😂

    • @Elliott1314
      @Elliott1314 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Yes!!!! Lmao it was Jordan's version of "no u"

  • @merica7291
    @merica7291 4 ปีที่แล้ว +631

    Jordan: “My picture is hanging on the wall there”
    Conan: “Is it for passing bad checks?”
    😂😂😂

    • @serendipity6720
      @serendipity6720 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mr. Moseby did you marry Robin sherbatsky?

    • @merica7291
      @merica7291 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@serendipity6720 why don’t you go marry some bitches

  • @neiv10
    @neiv10 6 ปีที่แล้ว +336

    The description: "Conan surprises fake Italian" 😂😂

  • @gerk7238
    @gerk7238 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    They need to do more segments with these two. It’s comedy gold.

  • @ilangilang7185
    @ilangilang7185 6 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    How can there be such amazing chemistry? They are completely opposite yet completely match. The dynamic is overwhelming.

  • @Lucca_not_Lucas
    @Lucca_not_Lucas 5 ปีที่แล้ว +685

    4:46 HE LAUGHED! HE ACTUALLY LAUGHED!!!!
    6:26 HE did it agaain!!!

    • @punkrockdavid
      @punkrockdavid 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      His deadpan know it allism is half him and half an act. It’s awesome to see when he breaks it and reminds us he’s still a human lol

    • @user-vc5rp7nf8f
      @user-vc5rp7nf8f 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      it's funnier when he doesn't laugh though, like in the couples counselling he did with conan

    • @JohnDoe-vr3ey
      @JohnDoe-vr3ey 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Italy brings life to him

  • @sarcasmo57
    @sarcasmo57 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1047

    I also enjoy romance by myself.

    • @cmcg7126
      @cmcg7126 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      As do I...or it might be self abuse actually.

    • @ant604
      @ant604 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Masturbation

    • @wannabetoto
      @wannabetoto 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I do as well. Some candles. Wine, ham and cheese, lotion and pornhub

    • @biglee3816
      @biglee3816 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      sarcasmo57 does it have anything to do with masturbating

    • @IsThisRain
      @IsThisRain 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      sarcasmo57
      I am actually a self-pleasure connoisseur.

  • @Goodknowledge4522
    @Goodknowledge4522 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    8:03 that “okay” was Jordan getting ready to go in.

  • @vojta123654
    @vojta123654 6 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    After watching Conan (And Jordan) videos for years, that laughing scene was the biggest unexpected miracle we didn´t even wish but it was amazing.

    • @diurmidderggae3007
      @diurmidderggae3007 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      VojtaTube
      Was like in the killer joke when the joker tells a joke to batman amd they both start laughting and the history ends , a trully epic moment

  • @SmaZeMusic
    @SmaZeMusic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +604

    6:27 Aww he breaks his character there lol

    • @hjacob92
      @hjacob92 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      We must protect that smile!

    • @aaphyss1636
      @aaphyss1636 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It's an necessary laugh. When someone just destroy your ipad an nothing you can do about it. Conan should be worry about his mental health..

    • @sunshine3914
      @sunshine3914 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@aaphyss1636 He’s laughing because they just survived a very stupid stunt preformed by a Harvard grad.

  • @DaddyKratosOfTheShire
    @DaddyKratosOfTheShire 5 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    He smiled 3 times in this video, that's the most I've ever seen him smile in my life

  • @migodelfin3544
    @migodelfin3544 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +88

    Who’s watching in 2024?

    • @kmsleyang1980
      @kmsleyang1980 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Right here! May 2024!

    • @maya9567
      @maya9567 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Ohhh hell yeahhhh!!! 🔥❤️

    • @doctorkomodo1941
      @doctorkomodo1941 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Every couple of months I’ll revisit these Team Coco clips, and I love the podcasts. I am thankful to be alive at the same time as Conan, Andy, Sona, Matt, Jordan, and all the rest of them.

    • @SirBigGunguy
      @SirBigGunguy 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      👍

  • @eduardochavez82
    @eduardochavez82 6 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    I love how Jordan broke character and they both just start roasting each other 😂. And u can still tell Jordan’s not too far off from the personality he portrays

  • @AntumDeluge
    @AntumDeluge 5 ปีที่แล้ว +399

    "Suckin' at my teet" got him.

    • @MrMedude77
      @MrMedude77 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      yes. for the first time I have seen him break the character

  • @elementonium
    @elementonium 6 ปีที่แล้ว +385

    6:38 First time I saw him laughing.... Now I can't unsee it.

    • @THEVIEW-tx5yd
      @THEVIEW-tx5yd 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      He broke during Couples Therapy with Conan aswell, check it out.

    • @loonylovesgood
      @loonylovesgood 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I think a lot of his personality is an exaggeration, lol.

    • @purifyx8114
      @purifyx8114 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Of course it is. It's played up for humor.

    • @punke10791
      @punke10791 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      There are older videos where Jordan acts ‘normal’, meaning without his caricature of himself.

    • @shivavision8223
      @shivavision8223 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      THE VIEW5652 And also once or twice in Italy (Instagram Stories)

  • @kaisebastianwunder3918
    @kaisebastianwunder3918 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    You see Jordan sometimes boiling inside, because of Conans destructive and mad behaviour, but he still behaves well and stays calm. I have very much respect for Jordan.

  • @Rio-gf3ez
    @Rio-gf3ez 4 ปีที่แล้ว +424

    The rare moment where Jordan Schlatsky's shows his true smile and their true love relationship appears 6:30

    • @kxena2913
      @kxena2913 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      also at 4:46

    • @AG-en5y
      @AG-en5y 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I wish they edited that out. I’ve imagined him to be a robot for 15 years and that broke the immersion

    • @01nagni
      @01nagni 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@AG-en5y Obviously, they added a smile program into Jordan's mainframe to make us, the audience, believe that he is a bonafide human. But he will not fool an intellectual like me!

  • @LifeOfBurhan
    @LifeOfBurhan 6 ปีที่แล้ว +502

    At 4:34 i expected jordan to say: "various duties" 🤣

  • @JokerXD14
    @JokerXD14 6 ปีที่แล้ว +250

    When Jordan smiles, an angel loses their wings

  • @Catinkontti
    @Catinkontti ปีที่แล้ว +12

    1:53 is the best part I think when Jordan just casually graps the stick after Conan has made his long and sarcastic statement.

  • @iaMk69
    @iaMk69 5 ปีที่แล้ว +214

    They're like an old married couple

  • @DD-ol5tp
    @DD-ol5tp 6 ปีที่แล้ว +327

    Jordan's voice sounds good enough to be a male version of siri

  • @DenderFriend
    @DenderFriend 6 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    I love this dynamic they have- Conan describes how he is thinking of straight-up murdering Jordan to his face and then Jordan's only response is to correct him for his brain anatomy

  • @DirtySam0410
    @DirtySam0410 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    4:44 You can see the subtle breaking of Jordan's character with that smile

  • @LippensEnte
    @LippensEnte 6 ปีที่แล้ว +174

    Quite impressive that, even when Schlansky breaks character, Conan keepd up the act and makes a joke out of it and they both riff on it

    • @Dilly_Dil1y
      @Dilly_Dil1y 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      JackArcher kept* sorry I had too

    • @sy6282
      @sy6282 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      DiLLy DiLLy Had to*

    • @Dilly_Dil1y
      @Dilly_Dil1y 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Human Nature well played...

    • @JALLADz
      @JALLADz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      hes not in a character dude

  • @TheWonderfulBlake
    @TheWonderfulBlake 4 ปีที่แล้ว +185

    I love when Conan interrupts Jordan and goes on a funny rant and then after Jordan just continues what he was saying like nothing happened.

  • @elizathefixer674
    @elizathefixer674 6 ปีที่แล้ว +270

    Conan: “I paid that guy to kill you” looks into the camera super disappointed. 😂😂😂

  • @johnyepthomi892
    @johnyepthomi892 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    After everything i’ve watched over all these years , this is such a treat. Jordan is awesome, I like the way he plays along. He deserves all the vacation and more.