Conan Takes Jordan Schlansky To Couples Counseling | CONAN on TBS

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  • @evanscott146
    @evanscott146 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21596

    Jordan Schlansky answers every question as if he's trying to fool a polygraph test.

  • @MP-in4or
    @MP-in4or 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9556

    I just realized that Jordan never looks at Conan because he would just lose it. There is no way he could keep a straight face with the things that come out of his mouth

    • @newyork1149
      @newyork1149 5 ปีที่แล้ว +327

      That's the key!!!
      It's so stupid , but truly funny ... He diverts his eyes and has a verbose explanation

    • @jessicasanchez2406
      @jessicasanchez2406 5 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      I think it’s because he’s on the spectrum

    • @newyork1149
      @newyork1149 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      Spectrum of Auuuw...some!!!!

    • @newyork1149
      @newyork1149 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      *Auuuuw...sometism

    • @TheJimLahey
      @TheJimLahey 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      No that's not it. He seems to be on the autism spectrum so I guess he does not feel comfortable watching people straight into eyes. He does this with many other people on these remotes, not just Conan.
      You guys really don't get that this is not an act?

  • @gpoop23
    @gpoop23 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1911

    Jordan's ability to almost always keep a straight face no matter what shenanigans Conan is up to is impressive.

  • @lumpheadthump
    @lumpheadthump 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4279

    “I can be moved to tears by the sun on my face”. Jordan is definitely a robot saying things he thinks humans say.

    • @maskahleo
      @maskahleo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      trying to pass the turing test

    • @dreamer2260
      @dreamer2260 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Nah, he's being genuine there. People who aren't particularly sensitive don't understand. Rather, refuse to understand.

    • @paperwall4364
      @paperwall4364 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@dreamer2260 that's something a robot would say

    • @dreamer2260
      @dreamer2260 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@paperwall4364 Nah. The opposite in fact.

    • @TomaszJegorow
      @TomaszJegorow 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@cholericimp1358 Okay "ad personam" guy..

  • @thirsteahowlduh3rddope_smo402
    @thirsteahowlduh3rddope_smo402 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10915

    Jordan's wife: what other women have u been with
    Jordan: various

    • @danilyevh.2712
      @danilyevh.2712 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      @phosphorescent wave they havs various responsbilities that only the ones need to know, already knows.

    • @kawingchuirua
      @kawingchuirua 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Various kinds

    • @jordanpark9887
      @jordanpark9887 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Assorted

    • @raftlack4326
      @raftlack4326 4 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      Wife: What did you do with them?
      Jordan: Various tasks

    • @acswain6720
      @acswain6720 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Legendary call back.

  • @whitewool1589
    @whitewool1589 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13016

    Jordan’s Wife: Can we have food? It’s been almost a month..
    Jordan: *Stares*

    • @dominicktorres4836
      @dominicktorres4836 5 ปีที่แล้ว +164

      WhiteWool tries 1,000 subsirbs with 1 video There are various household duties that need to be attended to with products that are obtained through monetary transactions which unfortunately leaves us in a position where we can not afford nourishment.

    • @stellakarlsson2326
      @stellakarlsson2326 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      News News Luv you

    • @rayh.8456
      @rayh.8456 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I read the first part in Conan's voice 😂

    • @user-vc5rp7nf8f
      @user-vc5rp7nf8f 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      jordan needs a firmware update which includes an emoticon package

    • @jordanschlansky4093
      @jordanschlansky4093 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Jordan: It is only natural for primates to experience hunger on a regular basis.

  • @sebrys6845
    @sebrys6845 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4459

    I lost it at "i'm a deeply emotional man '_' " 😂😂😂

    • @CyberDog00
      @CyberDog00 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Sebastian Reyes I read this as soon as I heard it lmaooo

    • @EG-uu3kr
      @EG-uu3kr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      No one cares when you lost it

    • @felixcruzjr3881
      @felixcruzjr3881 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @@EG-uu3kr no one cares about you

    • @talynator3745
      @talynator3745 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I lost it at 0:00

    • @dravyn4124
      @dravyn4124 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I cry when the sun is warm on my face.

  • @chrissaia489
    @chrissaia489 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2150

    The way he says “it’s not righttttt Jordan at 5:41” has me literally dying laughing right now

    • @1991TomServo
      @1991TomServo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Sounds like Carl Wheezer from Jimmy Neutron :P

    • @kameo_kid
      @kameo_kid 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      I lol’d so hard on “It’s not right Jor-dan…”

    • @georgedominguez4933
      @georgedominguez4933 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Are you literally dead now?

    • @dejayrezme8617
      @dejayrezme8617 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Yeah that "It's not right!" embedded itself in my mind haha.
      It's the perfect expression for when you oppose something on purely irrational feelings :D

    • @jblue705
      @jblue705 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@georgedominguez4933 lol, I hope he isn’t 😁

  • @pissedoffpanda9823
    @pissedoffpanda9823 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5611

    Jordan has the best pokerface in the world. Also an amazing actor.

    • @frizzttymto
      @frizzttymto 5 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Not an actor

    • @fagbag9553
      @fagbag9553 5 ปีที่แล้ว +144

      @@frizzttymto yes he is

    • @Alex-ih9lc
      @Alex-ih9lc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      Pass Datass Calm down

    • @Alex-ih9lc
      @Alex-ih9lc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      Pass Datass Might wanna verify who was on edge, you’re crying in almost all of these comment threads. Are you another half-hearted actor who thinks they didn’t get recognized?

    • @Alex-ih9lc
      @Alex-ih9lc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Pass Datass I’m actually confused as to why you’re claiming that I’m whining, when you’re in literally every comment thread that mentions Jordan’s “act” as being his actual character. Talk about a contradiction.

  • @lrp5438
    @lrp5438 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8135

    "I'm a deeply emotional man"
    *Staring unemotionally*

    • @TheGenerator26
      @TheGenerator26 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Mood

    • @reycesarcarino4653
      @reycesarcarino4653 4 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      He said calmly

    • @OLBastholm
      @OLBastholm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@reycesarcarino4653 I got that reference, Professor!

    • @David-tq8ok
      @David-tq8ok 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      legend

    • @lisa438321
      @lisa438321 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Robots don’t have emotions. Does…not…compute

  • @andromedaiscoming185
    @andromedaiscoming185 10 ปีที่แล้ว +630

    "I can be moved to tears by the warm sunlight on my face."
    -Jordan Schlansky

    • @NealX
      @NealX 10 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      "May I borrow your earpiece?
      THIS IS JORDAN, RAINBOWS MAKE ME CRY!"

    • @Itsover9000napa
      @Itsover9000napa 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hey Neal x yerh

  • @freestylefreak1818
    @freestylefreak1818 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    8:46 Seeing Jordan finally smile during one of these skits is AMAZING! I've seen every skit of him & Conan, and for some reason it's so fulfilling to see him finally break!

  • @robromeo3857
    @robromeo3857 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2020

    I could watch Conan impersonate the alien inside Jordan's body all day long.
    "MMMMM PROCEED AS PLANNED" is iconic.

    • @clairdecat7630
      @clairdecat7630 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ***** yeesssssss

    • @u8sumthinbad
      @u8sumthinbad 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ***** almost spit my coffee out when he did that. LMAO!!!

    • @Buhle93
      @Buhle93 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ***** UNACCEPTABLE!!

    • @clairdecat7630
      @clairdecat7630 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Buhlebenkosi Chinhara haha YESS

    • @manchine4313
      @manchine4313 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ***** Reminds me of Coneheads

  • @julliank15
    @julliank15 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5486

    "The female unit is suspicious of me" .... Lmmfao

    • @pknv3
      @pknv3 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      That is just a max level lmao, that's the first time I see one of these

    • @BigShastaKen
      @BigShastaKen 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Watching at 2:30 in the morning because I can't sleep and it was so hard to laugh quietly at that moment...hilarious!

    • @miq482
      @miq482 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      HhMmmMMMmMmm PROCEED AS PLANNED. THE INVASION BEGINS TOMORROW

    • @itsrightbehindyou
      @itsrightbehindyou 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@miq482 I totally lost it at this point! Conan came up with that ONTHESPOT - genius! :-)

    • @heroryan7859
      @heroryan7859 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • @connormurphy266
    @connormurphy266 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4996

    "You should experience the climate as it is meant to be experienced" lmao

    • @nazdardashti5791
      @nazdardashti5791 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Hahaha 😂😂😂

    • @80PercentAshamedOfU
      @80PercentAshamedOfU 6 ปีที่แล้ว +127

      That sounded exactly like what he would say 😂

    • @jojob.9689
      @jojob.9689 6 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Lmaoooo the best part!! And then Conan pretending to talk to the mothership or whatever was just absolutely hilarious too!! And yes, that was definitely something that Jordan would have said. Conan has him down pact lol.

    • @keep7smiling
      @keep7smiling 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Fml, that is something I actually have said in the past.

    • @bernlin2000
      @bernlin2000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      He got Jordan to smile there a bit...pretty dead-on impression of Jordan's style :-P

  • @jimmyreynolds1234
    @jimmyreynolds1234 4 ปีที่แล้ว +602

    The part where he talks with the alien overlord killed me 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Turbo-vo6hh
    @Turbo-vo6hh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3546

    the way jordan just stares at conan made me laugh so hard 😂

    • @honesttitles2466
      @honesttitles2466 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Turbo he real dude but the way he talks is made up

    • @dv9239
      @dv9239 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@honesttitles2466 the way he talks is real but he is made up

    • @user-vc5rp7nf8f
      @user-vc5rp7nf8f 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      lol when he didn't remove his hand from conan's waist

    • @timmatthews1604
      @timmatthews1604 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It’s because if he tries to say anything or even open his mouth he will lose it

    • @prof.scheere6933
      @prof.scheere6933 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Is he a real person or just acting?

  • @megaphish
    @megaphish 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3895

    I like how Conan clearly does the therapist's job for her.

    • @markkrause3028
      @markkrause3028 5 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      Thats the way it usually works! The therapist takes fake notes and looks at their calander to schedule you in for the next weeks $150... 45 minute session.. (The therapist needs time for a smoke or potty break every hour) The client basically solves their own problem.. ...a good book would solve most garden variety normative problems. But humans need a coach to guide them through the experience. They want to know if they have lethal tendencies interacting with other humans....or if its too many scary movie fantasies?🎃🌚👮

    • @BigShastaKen
      @BigShastaKen 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @DoWhatIWant You're not to keen on punctuation these days, are you? There are these cool dots that break strings of words into sentences. There's one right there and there will be another one at the end of this thought. You should try it. (Oh, another one.). They're everywhere.

    • @sharpendesign6604
      @sharpendesign6604 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Congratulations, you sir figured out what a therapist does, they don't do anything during the session they just listen to the bullcrap the patients say XD

    • @trickytreyperfected1482
      @trickytreyperfected1482 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That's why friends are the best therapists. They're free and you have an unspoken pact to help them back if they need it.

    • @jakesmith2855
      @jakesmith2855 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jason fr

  • @falloutgirl902
    @falloutgirl902 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4158

    “It’s not right Jord-an. It’s not riiiight” 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @veggiesarefruits
      @veggiesarefruits 5 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      I loved his cadence at that part. It cracks me up every time. 😂

    • @nickz5849
      @nickz5849 5 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      Really does sound like some hysterical menopausal woman 😂😂😂 JOR-DAAAN ITS NOT RIIIIGHT

    • @ricardopanganiban7360
      @ricardopanganiban7360 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      This is my favorite part too🤣

    • @trickytreyperfected1482
      @trickytreyperfected1482 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@nickz5849 "menopausal woman"? I didn't know they had a specific sound.

    • @nickz5849
      @nickz5849 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@trickytreyperfected1482 Yup they do. Typically attributed to high pitch whiney annoying mannerisms. They cant help it though theyre slaves to their hormones

  • @junhongskungfuclub2804
    @junhongskungfuclub2804 3 ปีที่แล้ว +899

    "I want you to identify the feeling."
    "HOT"
    Lmfao💀💀💀

  • @ocsmichaelanthony
    @ocsmichaelanthony 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10912

    I demand a sitcom where Conan plays Jordan's depressed wife.

    • @TeacherDanPotato
      @TeacherDanPotato 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      Let's make this happen. Please, we need this!

    • @jokerjunior8598
      @jokerjunior8598 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Shhh, be quiet before an actual bad sitcom producer sees this.
      We must tell RP Emma.

    • @spdadventurer1754
      @spdadventurer1754 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      great idea

    • @SchlichteToven
      @SchlichteToven 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I would definitely watch that.

    • @mariagalluzzi69
      @mariagalluzzi69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Yes but he must be wearing that scarf around his neck!!

  • @neelscooldude1
    @neelscooldude1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3754

    Conan is truly a legendary comedian. His timing is perfect

    • @roccobayne2196
      @roccobayne2196 5 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      That's not emotions, that's the sun irritating your eyes. I think what moves you to tears is when you go into CVS for the new body-groomer and see an empty shelf.

    • @kelvinburigo2430
      @kelvinburigo2430 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Very intelligent.

    • @tallswede80
      @tallswede80 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      i have witnessed conan lick jordan's forehead at least twice.

    • @daganrose4427
      @daganrose4427 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Well you don’t go to Harvard for nothing

    • @Kemotherapy360
      @Kemotherapy360 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He's a god! All women think so!

  • @pollockdonald
    @pollockdonald 10 ปีที่แล้ว +11216

    conan is by far the funniest talk show host

    • @ziggidzack
      @ziggidzack 10 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      yup.

    • @MildMFoxen
      @MildMFoxen 10 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      klyn kite
      Thank you for the info buddy

    • @Jungied
      @Jungied 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      xXLikeAFoXx
      yu very wlcm.

    • @princeofdarknessxyz1
      @princeofdarknessxyz1 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      and Jay Leno

    • @Jungied
      @Jungied 10 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I've watched it three times so far.
      Okay, I'll come back from the work and watch some more. lol

  • @Lizzie-ve7kt
    @Lizzie-ve7kt ปีที่แล้ว +229

    Conan was absolutely brilliant as Emma. Something about it being just him but wearing a woman’s scarf and having a full-on breakdown is legit one of the funniest things ever. He was so good and playing a woman who has a crush on Conan O’Brien.

    • @sublimechimp
      @sublimechimp 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      He’s a god!

    • @sublimechimp
      @sublimechimp 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      All women think so

  • @morrishellgrn
    @morrishellgrn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3384

    I bet that Jordan comes home everyday, dies of all the laughter he contained around Conan and then an alien and or robot replaces him

  • @jesusdamian1874
    @jesusdamian1874 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3875

    I really believe that Jordan is real and it’s not just a character. But, every time he cracks a smile, I can’t help but think that that is his actual self breaking.

    • @popopoop360
      @popopoop360 6 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Jesus Damian they are not skits lol

    • @lemon267
      @lemon267 6 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Popo Poop most of them are

    • @victorean2554
      @victorean2554 6 ปีที่แล้ว +199

      Jesus Damian You should see the behind the scenes he breaks character a lot. They just edit the scenes really well.

    • @proserfina21096
      @proserfina21096 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      if u all think he is all that we've seen here, then you havent been paying attention.

    • @truthiseverything9511
      @truthiseverything9511 6 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      I dated an Austrian who behaved this way, it's real. That moment at 8:44 was an actual breakthrough.

  • @dougthemoleman
    @dougthemoleman 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1030

    Jordan has an incredible deadpan. Either that or he's so used to Conan at this point it's not as hard to remain unfazed.

    • @wizard0313
      @wizard0313 9 ปีที่แล้ว +136

      +mackeymkay You could see him sometimes trying not to laugh a little. He is one hell of an actor!

    • @CholoPontolo
      @CholoPontolo 9 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      +Wizard 03 At 8:45 and 9:15

    • @Mdriver1981
      @Mdriver1981 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +mackeymkay, he was on Reddit and insists that none of it is an act.

    • @ponder2006
      @ponder2006 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Wizard 03 He is not acting.

    • @poaoestrakani4873
      @poaoestrakani4873 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +mackeymkay I have only seen him smile once

  • @avrellflagg310
    @avrellflagg310 2 ปีที่แล้ว +773

    No matter how miserable I feel, this clip right here always makes me bit happier.

  • @jsk0799
    @jsk0799 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2110

    Lol conan can win an oscar playing a wife

    • @eesadraws8494
      @eesadraws8494 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Is this jesser

    • @jazzmusicfan
      @jazzmusicfan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      In a Mexican telenovela, maybe. LMAO 😂

    • @ianpalma8168
      @ianpalma8168 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Glenn Close is shooketh.

    • @sarakjohny1122
      @sarakjohny1122 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      With his special scarf tat suddenly allows him to become a women

    • @Dante-uk8pr
      @Dante-uk8pr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Of course! Have you seen his acting in The Notebook 2?

  • @adammcdowell7652
    @adammcdowell7652 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1267

    At 8:45 Jordan actually smiled holy shit

    • @thunder9585
      @thunder9585 9 ปีที่แล้ว +191

      +Adam Mcdowell error in his circuit...dont worry bout it

    • @Amethyst2042
      @Amethyst2042 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Ataru Kawahara lmao

    • @thefatman69dude
      @thefatman69dude 9 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      It's a character he puts on. He laughed and broke character for a split second but Jordan isn't usually that flat. I'm sure he's pretending. What's shocking is that he's so good at it.

    • @jacks1478
      @jacks1478 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Man I wanna like this twice one for the comment one for the foos pic

    • @Ronskutin
      @Ronskutin 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      +Adam Mcdowell Its just bug in his operating system, he upgrade windows 10 too soon.

  • @aarr1913
    @aarr1913 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3821

    I know Jordan, at some level, is playing a character as “Jordan” but I feel like Conan tries to do everything in his power to break his character and make him laugh mid sentence

    • @JohnDoe-vr3ey
      @JohnDoe-vr3ey 4 ปีที่แล้ว +166

      He only adds an extra 10% to it so not really playing a character

    • @deliafernandes2639
      @deliafernandes2639 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Wow really?

    • @yourvirtualdad
      @yourvirtualdad 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      yeah he adds like an extra 5 or 10% for the humour/to play along but it's not a character

    • @standinsilence
      @standinsilence 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Where did you find this out?

    • @Lobcastcoke
      @Lobcastcoke 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      @@standinsilence they did a Q and A on TH-cam behind the scenes

  • @landomt8138
    @landomt8138 3 ปีที่แล้ว +478

    I love how Conan brings Jordan to couples therapy to work on a relationship with someone who isn’t there lol

  • @isaiahnguyen-vazquez5547
    @isaiahnguyen-vazquez5547 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1661

    Jordan should play poker. That straight face is impeccable

    • @Cre80s
      @Cre80s 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Isaiah Nguyen the comedic straight man from hell.

    • @Ligierthegreensun
      @Ligierthegreensun 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      “I don’t care for the American card deck at all..”

    • @ichbinfranke5152
      @ichbinfranke5152 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And Conan should play the Joker.

    • @jmorgan3882
      @jmorgan3882 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He does play poker

  • @reece1929
    @reece1929 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1683

    How in the world is the therapist not laughing?! I'm at work with tears in my eyes! 😂🤣

    • @TheVesylum
      @TheVesylum 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Editing

    • @mrblaoblao6981
      @mrblaoblao6981 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      clearly edited out

    • @ChłódPoranka
      @ChłódPoranka 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Its her job

    • @donparker5349
      @donparker5349 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Therapists are never fazed by anything.

    • @mot00rzysta
      @mot00rzysta 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      She was paid too much not to. Also, she is not human.

  • @Pendragonthegreat
    @Pendragonthegreat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1504

    Conan loved being the wife way too much 😂😂
    @3:20

    • @blod9862
      @blod9862 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      👀
      *whispers*
      Somebody write a fanfic

    • @fugui2222
      @fugui2222 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      thats what we women respond to

  • @amanpanda4497
    @amanpanda4497 4 ปีที่แล้ว +420

    Jordan is suppressing his laugh, he almost burst out laughing when conan switched roles.

  • @jbmp1390
    @jbmp1390 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3554

    Conan is the best late night host out of all who have ever done it. No one comes close to his level of wit and his improv skills are just so amazing. I don't see how anyone could even compare him to someone like jimmy kimmel or fallon. He just blows everyone else away.

    • @yamamoto8921
      @yamamoto8921 8 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      i agree...

    • @BlowT0rch
      @BlowT0rch 8 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Craig ferguson is witty and funny as hell aswell but only with the opposite gender kind of like how russell brand is, Conan however is beyond them both by miles comedy wise in my opinion.

    • @micco35
      @micco35 8 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I really like Conan, but i have to give number 1 to Craig ferguson as well, that guy is brilliant.

    • @kareemhorani2821
      @kareemhorani2821 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I agree but Jimmy kammel got 8 million subscribers conan got 4 million

    • @nahidparvez
      @nahidparvez 8 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      +champs sports Total TH-cam view count for AC/DC or Queen is far less than Bieber; but does it mean Bieber is a better singer ? No.

  • @djmhead6633
    @djmhead6633 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2252

    Conan and Jordan make an awesome comedic duo

    • @siopowar
      @siopowar 8 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Jacob Joyett its a dying art in the US. Hope they keep it up

  • @beatsandpraise
    @beatsandpraise 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5764

    We need to meet Emma

    • @boomsoundeffect
      @boomsoundeffect 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +Colton Rhodes wat?

    • @RK-je9nc
      @RK-je9nc 8 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      Same as Jordon then.

    • @robbieclark7828
      @robbieclark7828 8 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      +Colton Rhodes made in Italy

    • @piercecathey5481
      @piercecathey5481 8 ปีที่แล้ว +288

      Emma is a self grooming utensil

    • @LoneRebelX
      @LoneRebelX 8 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      and find out she looks just like Conan ;-p

  • @mikecronis
    @mikecronis 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2264

    I love how Jordan is trying desperately to stay in character. He almost lost it several times.

    • @gamegoof
      @gamegoof 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/1KxSWKBIoQQ/w-d-xo.html

    • @sloppyjoes7
      @sloppyjoes7 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      He isn't a character.
      Seriously, why don't people get this?

    • @diablotry5154
      @diablotry5154 ปีที่แล้ว +192

      @@sloppyjoes7 his on screen persona is definitely not identical to his off screen personality dude

    • @thecatinthehatifyoudidntkn5096
      @thecatinthehatifyoudidntkn5096 ปีที่แล้ว +158

      @@sloppyjoes7 it’s exaggerated, he probably is monotone and stoic, it seems like it’s an inside joke that they exaggerate and put into skits, he nearly breaks a few times in this, and is flat out laughing in others

    • @Proghead88
      @Proghead88 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@thecatinthehatifyoudidntkn5096 I can attest to this. I'm sort of that way with my friends since I can be very social at times but also very analytical and technical, or unemotional/stoic on a dime. I also have a sense of humor and don't mind playing into people's stereotypes of me for fun at times, (as long as it is not malicious) since I've become more comfortable with myself over time. I think this is a very natural chemistry they have that is very easy to exaggerate.

  • @bhambabean1192
    @bhambabean1192 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2075

    Conan laughing at his own jokes kills me every time

    • @-Teague-
      @-Teague- ปีที่แล้ว +13

      He does it especially in the Jordan ones it's hilarious

    • @Pereux0
      @Pereux0 ปีที่แล้ว

      Who else is going to laugh at them?

    • @ronaldinho4eva1
      @ronaldinho4eva1 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Pereux0 Why are you on a Conan video if you don't think he's funny?

    • @mrhandsss
      @mrhandsss ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Pereux0me

    • @philster6383
      @philster6383 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      EVERYONE you low life@@Pereux0

  • @KhoaNguyen-gp5io
    @KhoaNguyen-gp5io 6 ปีที่แล้ว +340

    I love how Conan just makes himself laugh.

  • @nesatzuke
    @nesatzuke 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3389

    The most beautiful smiles always come from those who rarely smile.

    • @nesatzuke
      @nesatzuke 8 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Jose Carlo Capriles No.

    • @rocketlaunch99
      @rocketlaunch99 8 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      I rarely smile because I have a crooked smile.

    • @veronica-fp7cz
      @veronica-fp7cz 7 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      I know right! It was nice to Jordan smile for once.

    • @jayak8217
      @jayak8217 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      True

    • @doublea.a2914
      @doublea.a2914 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Doraemon

  • @jamescliff8038
    @jamescliff8038 4 ปีที่แล้ว +716

    Jordan is a mastermind at keeping a straight face😂 I know he breaks sometimes but it’s crazy how good of an actor he is

    • @kaelsalvz312
      @kaelsalvz312 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Actually I think that is just him. That's how he acts in real life.

    • @ctrainbeats
      @ctrainbeats 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@kaelsalvz312 thats the bit lol - him and conan are good friends

    • @_CoconutCocoa
      @_CoconutCocoa 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@ctrainbeats there was an interview with him where he said he ramps his normal self to 150%. So he's acting a little bit just to make him seem more robotic lol I love it. Nothing better than these two together

    • @ctrainbeats
      @ctrainbeats 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@_CoconutCocoa haha thats awesome. i wish i could meed conan one day, he respects everyone in his staff so much and id say top 3 funniest humans in my lifetime - love you conan :D

    • @jjgreen5206
      @jjgreen5206 ปีที่แล้ว

      He boring

  • @micahlingle1060
    @micahlingle1060 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9303

    Imagine how weird it is for Conan to make these jokes with no one laughing there in person

    • @jeremyc9593
      @jeremyc9593 4 ปีที่แล้ว +613

      It makes it even funnier for us, much like when he and Sona went to that matchmaking place in Armenia.

    • @leilanilopez3787
      @leilanilopez3787 4 ปีที่แล้ว +197

      he’s a brave man

    • @micahlingle1060
      @micahlingle1060 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@jeremyc9593 it's on my watch later i'll get around to it soon

    • @visveshvenkatesan1743
      @visveshvenkatesan1743 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@micahlingle1060 did u watch it

    • @micahlingle1060
      @micahlingle1060 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@visveshvenkatesan1743 one of these days

  • @kate1674
    @kate1674 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5547

    Conan looks weirdly like Meryl Streep when he acts like a woman

    • @michaelangelotaylor8th
      @michaelangelotaylor8th 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Wow...ugh, now I can't unsee Conan as Meryl now!🤪😡 lol

    • @DA-Red-Panda1
      @DA-Red-Panda1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      💀

    • @jeremyc9593
      @jeremyc9593 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      And always sounds like Edith Bunker

    • @samuelfriden
      @samuelfriden 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Well, that is mostly true because of their facial structure has very similiar fundementals. Such as the jaw, the nose, the cheeks, the eyebrows and the shape of the eyes. Maybe Meryl Streep is also 99,9% irish?

    • @TheProppShop
      @TheProppShop 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@samuelfriden Your answer was very Jordan Schlansky, ha.

  • @plasmichoneytrip
    @plasmichoneytrip 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1726

    Scripted or not, Jordan Schlansky is one of the best things to happen in the Conan show.

    • @qzoh5336
      @qzoh5336 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ricca Shaps indeed

    • @Joshua-ev9uw
      @Joshua-ev9uw 7 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      I don't watch the show. I just watch these clips with this Jordan fellow

    • @Dave-xb3xe
      @Dave-xb3xe 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Wikibear was great too.

    • @ashwinthirumurthy1940
      @ashwinthirumurthy1940 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Joshua Watkins me too

  • @KevinMcAssaler
    @KevinMcAssaler 2 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    The role-playing portion really shows the comedic genius of Conan. A completely one sided conversation with an AI and he pulls all of that out.

  • @BFHKroteck
    @BFHKroteck 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2296

    "The female unit is suspicious of me. What should I do?" "Ehhhhhh... Proceed as planned, THE INVASION BEGINS TOMORROW! Thank you lord... overlord" 😂😂😂😂

  • @nofurtherwest3474
    @nofurtherwest3474 5 ปีที่แล้ว +967

    These two need to make a movie. The ultimate odd couple

    • @KevinP32270
      @KevinP32270 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      HELL YEAH.

    • @bezarroplays5096
      @bezarroplays5096 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      if this happens, i think i´d wet my pants multiple times in various ways.

    • @sierras.2467
      @sierras.2467 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@bezarroplays5096 How can you wet your pants in "various ways"? Wait... I don't want to know.

    • @kiritosbrothero
      @kiritosbrothero 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      _Due Buffoni_

    • @kiritosbrothero
      @kiritosbrothero 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      _Due Buffoni_

  • @michaellanferman5606
    @michaellanferman5606 5 ปีที่แล้ว +726

    "Often we have disagreements about air conditioning" I need that as a notification

  • @brettoday6480
    @brettoday6480 4 ปีที่แล้ว +269

    I never knew Conan to be this funny,, had me rolling the whole time watching. His other skits with coworkers were equally funny, and such a kick to watch

  • @tylerg7921
    @tylerg7921 5 ปีที่แล้ว +551

    The whole "Is this how you treat Conan?!" bit killed me. lmao

    • @mattjamison484
      @mattjamison484 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      "He's a brilliant comic mind!"

    • @jacquelinecaoline4311
      @jacquelinecaoline4311 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sheriff Richard Giardino from Fulton County, New York discussed his disagreement with Gov. Cuomo's holiday restrictions on 'The Evening Edit.' Watch the full interview, here: th-cam.com/video/gTONuEGDI6I/w-d-xo.html

    • @mattjamison484
      @mattjamison484 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@jacquelinecaoline4311 Who cares? Why post that on this video?

  • @edc2380
    @edc2380 10 ปีที่แล้ว +800

    Conan interacting with his crew are my favorite segments... I wish he'd do more of them.

    • @MrWcpapier
      @MrWcpapier 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Dito

    • @QueenRocks191
      @QueenRocks191 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      yup

    • @QueenRocks191
      @QueenRocks191 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      true

    • @bokchoiman
      @bokchoiman 10 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I too wish he'd perform coitus with more of his coworkers.

    • @edc2380
      @edc2380 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      *****
      Good point

  • @BlizzleCham
    @BlizzleCham 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1564

    LMAO.. Jordan finally broke! I thought he was fighting off a smile most of the video, then finally laughs.. I think that's first I've seen on these skits/sketches..

    • @lukenuetzmann
      @lukenuetzmann 10 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      I know that was incredible! First I've seen of it.

    • @lucasjohnson1744
      @lucasjohnson1744 10 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Finally!!!!!! when he broke that smile and chuckle i started crying laughing

    • @KristianKumpula
      @KristianKumpula 10 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      If I recall correctly there has been one other instance where he smiled/laughed.

    • @lucasjohnson1744
      @lucasjohnson1744 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Conan Takes Jordan Schlansky To Couples Counseling - CONAN on TBS

    • @Nzombii
      @Nzombii 10 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Look for the video where Conan finds his guarded espresso machine and makes him use the Windmere drip coffee maker.

  • @kayhan4395
    @kayhan4395 2 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    Conan should win an award for this particular sketch. Had me dying for 9 minutes straight

  • @elil8094
    @elil8094 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1464

    “The female unit is suspicious of me”

  • @CharlesLumia
    @CharlesLumia 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3791

    Lol oh man that's the first I've seen Jordan break character (if it is a character, I have no idea) when he's smiling and sort of laughing at the end of the session.

    • @maurosgarage
      @maurosgarage 6 ปีที่แล้ว +333

      I notice when he smiles they tend to move the camera to a different angle ( side of his head) or cut the scene on to the next one.

    • @CharlesLumia
      @CharlesLumia 6 ปีที่แล้ว +132

      mauro rodriguez
      Good eyes man! I never really noticed before this video but I did see him laughing or smiling a few times since.

    • @Kalernor
      @Kalernor 6 ปีที่แล้ว +152

      It's not a character, at least according to him and Conan, this is really how he is

    • @hateterrorists
      @hateterrorists 6 ปีที่แล้ว +180

      I don't think he breaks character! If you notice every time he almost starts cracking up it's because he has made eye contact with conan. I think that's why he doesn't make much eye contact with conan otherwise he might not be able to control himself.

    • @Josh-bl9qy
      @Josh-bl9qy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Charles Lumia &

  • @AleksandarIvanov69
    @AleksandarIvanov69 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1986

    8:48 he broke character for the first time! :D

    • @pinupwaallify
      @pinupwaallify 8 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      he laughed other times, i guess he is so weird that people make him a character, he is human and allowed to laugh

    • @AleksandarIvanov69
      @AleksandarIvanov69 8 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      pinupwaallify he is human, although Conan is not really sure, but come on... he is forcefully trying not to laugh and sometimes, like in this instance, he BROKE CHARACTER :)

    • @pinupwaallify
      @pinupwaallify 8 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      +MusiCover well, i don't belive he is a character because i knew ppl with asperger syndrome and they are just like Jordan. If he is faking it he is a really good actor.

    • @AleksandarIvanov69
      @AleksandarIvanov69 8 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      pinupwaallify i'm not saying he is faking the weirdness, but he is forcing himself to be even weirder for the fun of it :)

    • @maximeroux-lacroix346
      @maximeroux-lacroix346 8 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      +pinupwaallify No, in the video where a woman comes to help Jordan clean his office, the brief second he meets with the woman, you can see the real Jordan and he is a super nice guy. He smiles and his very not awkward. Then, the camera cut, probably to explain to the woman that it's gonna be an act, and right after, you see Jordan in his usual character. So yes, he has some weird sides, but they are just exagerating them to be funny!

  • @wendylederer367
    @wendylederer367 3 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    I have been binge watching Conan and Jordan. I can't get enough of these two! They need to have their own sitcom a modern day odd couple.

    • @zay1025
      @zay1025 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      oversaturation would ruin it the allure of it.. the fact that we only have a hand fill of remotes of these 2, is what adds to it.

  • @tayzo
    @tayzo 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1185

    seeing him crack that smile made me smile

    • @lorenzoeldude
      @lorenzoeldude 8 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      8:43

    • @phoenix-nc9vn
      @phoenix-nc9vn 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Rasta Fonz hhh

    • @samfisher645
      @samfisher645 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I think he's laughing because he's imagining his fiance Emma.

    • @polorat3198
      @polorat3198 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      tayzo same

    • @Noneblue39
      @Noneblue39 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      ikr its so rare

  • @virusts
    @virusts 8 ปีที่แล้ว +804

    You can see the point where Jordan learned human emotions. It's amazing how advance androids have become and their self-learning skills.

    • @jackmacaroni4999
      @jackmacaroni4999 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Jordan is actually just acting. There's behind the scenes stuff where he just breaks down to full laughter after something fails. Like in the Scraps death star clip.

    • @kinosine
      @kinosine 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Technology is becoming scarier.

    • @qzoh5336
      @qzoh5336 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      J.S does these what ppl call it non human stuff.. just for Conan to have a topic for a video and by that means he wants to enlighten our day and wanna make us happy...they both r respectful gentlemen! ;D
      I could be probably wrong too..cuz this just came up in my mind ..so yeahhhhh

    • @MrBenedick14
      @MrBenedick14 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      virusts it is sad that jordan schlansky only playing his character on the show, in real life i think his different.. One thing is for sure jordan is a legit producer

    • @nurlindafsihotang49
      @nurlindafsihotang49 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jordan was the pre-star date data. amazing how achieved it was!

  • @thepowerlies
    @thepowerlies 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1178

    They should make Conan the therapist and bring emma

  • @MayLily
    @MayLily 2 ปีที่แล้ว +136

    All of these remotes with Jordan should've gotten Conan all the awards- simply brilliant comedy. I'm not sure how scripted these skits are, but I'm sure that Conan is great at improv. No other talk show host is as quick-witted in comedic bits as Conan.

  • @palij.7226
    @palij.7226 8 ปีที่แล้ว +541

    I can't believe he smiled. I just can't.

    • @blingwraith6951
      @blingwraith6951 8 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      it's almost unnatural

    • @qzoh5336
      @qzoh5336 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Its a miracle..happens once in a lifetime oppotunity

  • @nugking2021
    @nugking2021 9 ปีที่แล้ว +321

    This has to be Jordan's character, I can't imagine him getting though life like that 24/7

    • @WheeledHamster
      @WheeledHamster 9 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      It's a fucking skit, people think this guy is like this 24/7, if he didn't do this it wouldn't even be funny.

    • @MrFallout3man
      @MrFallout3man 9 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      ***** He did an interview where he said that his on-air persona is quite true to his real one. The only thing he plays up is his straight face.There are also Multiple interviews with other staff members who say he is really like this. Do some research before Commenting about something you don't know anything about. Fucking idiot.

    • @MrFallout3man
      @MrFallout3man 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ***** source: www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/1ajju2/i_am_jordan_schlansky_associate_producer_of_conan/c8xzcq9
      Other source:
      www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/1i39pf/i_am_sona_movsesian_conan_obriens_assistant_ama/cb0kqgk

    • @MrFallout3man
      @MrFallout3man 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ***** Another source: www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/1ajju2/i_am_jordan_schlansky_associate_producer_of_conan/c8xz7vb

    • @MrFallout3man
      @MrFallout3man 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ***** You are wrong, Deal with it.

  • @TheZltd
    @TheZltd 7 ปีที่แล้ว +532

    Legend says Jordan laughed so much when het met Conan that he no longer has the ability to laugh anymore.

  • @chuckmoser8125
    @chuckmoser8125 3 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    Holy s**t that was funny! Conan is a criminally underrated comedian. I haven’t belly laughed like that in a long time.

  • @rombasa4066
    @rombasa4066 8 ปีที่แล้ว +429

    jordan smiled a bit

    • @GabrielHernandez-sn7uw
      @GabrielHernandez-sn7uw 8 ปีที่แล้ว +220

      You can tell he's trying so hard not to laugh. I need those skills.

  • @beberdos
    @beberdos 5 ปีที่แล้ว +236

    I love how Conan expresses his feeling through Emma.

  • @kurikuraconkuritas
    @kurikuraconkuritas 6 ปีที่แล้ว +158

    "I'm a deeply emotional guy"
    - Jordan Shlansky

  • @ernestoestrada2200
    @ernestoestrada2200 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    Hahahaa my god, Conan is such a treasure. My favorite comedian of all time hands down. He is so hysterical.

    • @belltolls1984
      @belltolls1984 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I re-watch all these Conan/Jordan videos every Xmas, they are just so great!

  • @midu914
    @midu914 10 ปีที่แล้ว +358

    Conan's bits with Jordan are some of my favorite.

    • @ninjanerdstudent6937
      @ninjanerdstudent6937 10 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I'm not surprised. Conan and Jordan have fantastic chemistry together as their personality types suggest. Jordan is erudite while Conan is self-deprecating.

    • @taijuonfire
      @taijuonfire 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ***** his god-like bits, all woman say so..

    • @Ayplus
      @Ayplus 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      'some'? I think u misspelled the best

    • @ninjanerdstudent6937
      @ninjanerdstudent6937 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Conan is most likely ENFP which is kind of like an ambivert on the introvert-extrovert scale. Conan is a goofy man-child and sort of a ditzy attention whore and Jordan is INTJ with his robot-like serious and knowledgeable personality and inability to show emotions while having deep emotions who forgot to invite his boss to his upcoming wedding.

    • @ninjanerdstudent6937
      @ninjanerdstudent6937 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ***** Actually, I analyzed or "over analyzed" all of Conan and Jordan's sketches. I'm an analyst, it's what I do. I guarantee it. ;)

  • @pragyankhadka4243
    @pragyankhadka4243 7 ปีที่แล้ว +293

    "THE FEMALE UNIT IS SUSPICIOUS AT ME " ,damn i cried laughing ... conan is funny AF..

  • @veronicam2942
    @veronicam2942 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2170

    “Emma, you’re marrying a woman?” Exactly what I was thinking. 😂

    • @narayanahegde9419
      @narayanahegde9419 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      That sentence is so wrong

    • @BlueEyes-WhiteDrag0n
      @BlueEyes-WhiteDrag0n 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@narayanahegde9419 why? *Mr.horny potato*

    • @habkenubai8200
      @habkenubai8200 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@BlueEyes-WhiteDrag0n Incorrect use of a comma.

    • @69nadyacole69
      @69nadyacole69 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He's hot daddy

    • @blakemurray2834
      @blakemurray2834 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Thought he would have married an Italian espresso machine

  • @ruthbentley2090
    @ruthbentley2090 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Was an Aussie (Australian)…. Recently discovering Conan & therefore Schlanksky…
    has helped me laugh in a way I’d forgotten!
    Several years of stress and grief has been transformed beyond all measure!
    Thankyou both SOOO
    much!💕🎶🐸🙏🏾🤓🥸🐷❤️👏🏽🦋🥹😎😈😻👍🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸

  • @Owek
    @Owek 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3494

    some day he will kill conan

    • @bartreonacre7884
      @bartreonacre7884 8 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      And it will be magnificent

    • @aly2833
      @aly2833 8 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      Propably freeze him to death by cranking up the air conditioning

    • @aly2833
      @aly2833 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Propably freeze him to death by cranking up the air conditioning

    • @FacheChanteDeux
      @FacheChanteDeux 8 ปีที่แล้ว +168

      He will drown him in Italian espresso.

    • @Tona-Omar
      @Tona-Omar 8 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      He'll perform various duties on his body

  • @wackoislas8354
    @wackoislas8354 6 ปีที่แล้ว +397

    YOU'RE MARRYING A WOMAN?? ( CONAN ALL SHOCKED)....GETS ME EVERYTIME!

  • @wolfie8012
    @wolfie8012 4 ปีที่แล้ว +766

    Conan walking on eggshells: “What is the name of... your....... intended?”

    • @rubenrodriguez5020
      @rubenrodriguez5020 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Are you marrying a woman ?

    • @shantanu9404
      @shantanu9404 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Well he should've just performed tap dance on those shells when he asked him "you're marrying a woman?!"

    • @TrAy2iAc
      @TrAy2iAc 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He was brilliantly setting up the “you’re marrying a woman” joke 😂

  • @albertpen1508
    @albertpen1508 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    this is just conans way to invite himself into the wedding, god what id give for the footage

  • @gazabless7717
    @gazabless7717 8 ปีที่แล้ว +552

    Jordan broke I love it lmaoo

    • @tesla4008
      @tesla4008 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      So who is he really?

    • @gazabless7717
      @gazabless7717 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Tesla Jordan

    • @tesla4008
      @tesla4008 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And what does Jordan executively produce?

    • @gazabless7717
      @gazabless7717 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Tesla Jordan Schlansky is an associate producer of Conan's show on TBS. Are you attempting to troll me?

    • @Givanpes
      @Givanpes 8 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      +Tesla Various tasks.

  • @jessicastinemusic4066
    @jessicastinemusic4066 8 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    Conan has a sweet spot. I can tell he was helping him. Schlansky smiled! *applause*

  • @siopowar
    @siopowar 8 ปีที่แล้ว +809

    Conan and Jordan is a classic funny man & straight man routine.

    • @lmfalaschettifalaschetti8680
      @lmfalaschettifalaschetti8680 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      yes, you've got it, Conans wild antics vs Jordan's flat responses,>>look on youtube for Ellen and Michelle O go to CVS it's hysterical

    • @plansforus
      @plansforus 8 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Aaron Powell exactly! It's a genius bit. It's amazing to me how many people don't get it though, lol

    • @johnsonjohnson3261
      @johnsonjohnson3261 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It actually is an inversion of classic routines like Abbott & Costello, where the straight man is the audience surrogate while the funny man is the one who gets the laughs.
      In the original routine the straight man sets up the jokes and the funny man delivers the jokes and we the audience laugh because the funny man's twisted take on the world subverts our expectations. However, I would say that here the audience surrogate is Conan, who is also the funny man. Jordan then plays the straight man, yet he's also the one with the twisted world view.
      So Jordan sets up the jokes and Conan delivers the jokes, but the audience laughs not because of Conan but because of Jordan. It's a fascinating inversion.

    • @hartree.y
      @hartree.y 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Johnson Johnson Did Jordan write this?

    • @johnsonjohnson3261
      @johnsonjohnson3261 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Kotsar Yuriy
      I'll take that as a compliment! Thanks! :-D

  • @waifuneal
    @waifuneal 3 ปีที่แล้ว +268

    His relationship with him is like Michael Scott and Toby flenderson

    • @jasonfischer8946
      @jasonfischer8946 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      NOOOO!!!!! OH GOD PLEASE NOOOO!!!!!

    • @tarZanZantar2000
      @tarZanZantar2000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Now I can’t unsee it... thanks

    • @alanperez7657
      @alanperez7657 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Most overrated show ever

    • @jasonfischer8946
      @jasonfischer8946 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@alanperez7657 As Michael Scott said to Angela, nobody cares.

    • @checkle1
      @checkle1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@alanperez7657 oooo he's soo edgyyy with his counter culture views. drool.

  • @tanyaartiaga117
    @tanyaartiaga117 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2387

    I'm a deeply emotional man. 😂😂.

    • @lukesick1
      @lukesick1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Tanya Artiaga
      He has one emotion.

    • @jaxhawken4887
      @jaxhawken4887 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@lukesick1 that is, indeed, very deep

    • @nickkk420
      @nickkk420 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I read this literally as he said it

    • @tavarnoclarke
      @tavarnoclarke 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      777 llikes, I don't want to break it.

    • @paladin400
      @paladin400 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Beep

  • @Bluetyhole
    @Bluetyhole 6 ปีที่แล้ว +188

    I love that Conan cracks himself up

  • @ferbobian
    @ferbobian 6 ปีที่แล้ว +633

    Conan is one of the funniest men alive.

    • @MrSen4lifE
      @MrSen4lifE 6 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      He's one of the funniest women alive, too.

  • @loganlabbe9767
    @loganlabbe9767 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    I love how Jordan is like 85% a real person and the remaining 15% is how he can find humor in himself and act a bit

  • @juliareed9823
    @juliareed9823 5 ปีที่แล้ว +416

    “ like you just fell out of the book American Psycho” 😂😂😂

    • @nathanny8995
      @nathanny8995 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I was dying when he said that

  • @elonmush4793
    @elonmush4793 6 ปีที่แล้ว +626

    Wow, Jordan Schlansky is keeping a straight face even with Conan being silly right next to his face. 8:46 He was so close to break character there.

    • @danman6669
      @danman6669 6 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      He DID break character. Don't you see him smiling and starting to laugh? It's hard not to notice.

    • @unevilGenius
      @unevilGenius 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@danman6669 Jordan is not playing a character, that's what he really is like.

    • @jojob.9689
      @jojob.9689 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Conan even says right at the end of this very video that "This is a real person" lol.

    • @TheAlienGinger
      @TheAlienGinger 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@unevilGenius I think Conan's said that it's an exaggerated version of Jordan.

  • @mhsw4678
    @mhsw4678 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5593

    its not right jordan, its not riiiiight !

    • @shakirajosephjackson914
      @shakirajosephjackson914 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      MHSW it's not wrong

    • @realsandeep
      @realsandeep 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      "What? Keep going?". (That one also on the script?)

    • @sadiqrocks167
      @sadiqrocks167 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      5.42

    • @cookiewoke1899
      @cookiewoke1899 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It bothers me that you have an exclamation point, but no capital letters.

    • @LordJuztice
      @LordJuztice 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Exclamation.

  • @nebojsapavlovic8031
    @nebojsapavlovic8031 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    0:19 "Emma?! You're marrying a woman?" :-) Caught him off guard a bit...

  • @astafzciba
    @astafzciba 8 ปีที่แล้ว +734

    8:45 omg it's the end of the world jordan laughed

    • @TheDillinator
      @TheDillinator 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      yes he couldnt hold in the laughter any more ha ha

    • @pikkuadi
      @pikkuadi 8 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      He was trying to keep it in most of the video.

    • @sanna6168
      @sanna6168 8 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      and at 9:10 😂

    • @redsub93
      @redsub93 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sanpa Heino f

    • @andrewwang394
      @andrewwang394 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )

  • @Kindlegolas
    @Kindlegolas 8 ปีที่แล้ว +171

    My personal favorite Jordan Schlansky video. I randomly stumbled around these a few days ago, and have literally watched these all like 4 times. The fact that there isn't a video of Conan at Jordan's wedding yet is a huge travesty.

    • @BaronVonBielski
      @BaronVonBielski 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Well this is all for show, he's not gonna actually ruin his wedding.

    • @mikevisby8744
      @mikevisby8744 8 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @OneLoudNinja Yea doing a skit would be disrespectful, but I am sure Conan would be at the wedding. They seem like good friends.

    • @DocHolidayKY99
      @DocHolidayKY99 8 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Conan and jordan have been together for over 20, he traveled with conan through out the years, check his twitter, it has a photo from 20 years ago. him and conan

  • @m-6820
    @m-6820 9 ปีที่แล้ว +674

    Does anyone else think Jordan is really cute and attractive
    I mean look at that precious smile

    • @ifihadahammer7856
      @ifihadahammer7856 9 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      +fenkinfe -
      Yes! He is one sexy otter.

    • @JPlovesmusic
      @JPlovesmusic 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +fenkinfe - you should see him with his shirt off.

    • @m-6820
      @m-6820 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      JPlovesmusic Ah, tell me about it. That video is in my favorites.

    • @fnyaung
      @fnyaung 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Reminds me of Sheldon

    • @CliffuckingBooth
      @CliffuckingBooth 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +fenkinfe - VERY precious

  • @Fydron
    @Fydron 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    I love how hard Jordan tries not to burst into laughing.

  • @ruiarruda7807
    @ruiarruda7807 10 ปีที่แล้ว +286

    Whenever I see there's a new Conan remote, I act like that fish from Spongebob that is crazy about chocolate: REMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTE

    • @ruiarruda7807
      @ruiarruda7807 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And of course I loved it! hahaha!

    • @aceblade
      @aceblade 10 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Haha, me too. They're so much better than the interviews. :)

    • @crystalk17co
      @crystalk17co 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Me three

    • @treetrain
      @treetrain 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      hahahaha hysterical and brilliant response

    • @andrewyang1993
      @andrewyang1993 10 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      DID YOU SAY REMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTEEEE??!!!?!?!?!

  • @katebeaulieu3038
    @katebeaulieu3038 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1810

    This video cured my depression

    • @meeplove4963
      @meeplove4963 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Same

    • @mystaminacantakethis
      @mystaminacantakethis 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mine too

    • @keysdimension2534
      @keysdimension2534 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      tennage Girl seeking attention

    • @lindseyr82
      @lindseyr82 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I go on a binge when I'm feeling sad. It for real helps. I hope you are feeling better. Peace and love to you

    • @TheVesylum
      @TheVesylum 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Archock Encanto it's a joke.

  • @cqianc
    @cqianc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +392

    “I’m a deeply emotional man” - Jordan
    “I’m a fun guy” - Kawhi Leonard
    Those 2 should be friends

    • @RaulCastillo
      @RaulCastillo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      *lawnmower laugh*

    • @thecall2312
      @thecall2312 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      HAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA 😂

    • @farhaaz237
      @farhaaz237 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Louis Luo "I'm in touch with my humanity" Patrick bateman

  • @Glum1964
    @Glum1964 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Seeing Jordan finally break character and grin was the single greatest enjoyment of my life.

    • @myy1008
      @myy1008 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      that's sad.

    • @Landonomous
      @Landonomous ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@myy1008hahaha