I dunno, it kinda felt like it was a robot's attempt at sarcasm instead. Like, Jordan's been complaining the entire segment about the cafe's brewing methods, yeah? So it's possible for him to also mean, "I don't care for any of these people - let me enjoy my own coffee with REAL aficionados!"
oh I took it as a not-so-subtle jab at those presents because coffee certainly isn't considered 'sweet' by itself. so he probably meant neither coffee nor company are sweet.
I love how Jordan just opened his mouth when Conan wanted to put whipped cream in it, like he was in acceptance that his life was for Conan to annoy him.
There was an Intelligencia in Chicago near my place....walked in there ONE time and never went back.....The most Pretentious environment ive ever seen.....hipster douchebags as far as the eye can see
@@Hjaelteomslag Yes they're trying so hard to make it out to be some type of connoisseur's drink so they can charge more $$$$, and people love those flavored creamers it's a 3 billion dollar a year business.
I never watched Conan and have no idea how him and Jordan popped up in my feed but I have been watching nonstop for an hour and laughing out loud. This is awesome!!
They joined the war and sadly, they got hit by a mortar explosion. The OP cried for days and lost the appetite to eat. A week later, OP gathered himself together and vowed to revenge his friends. Trained himself in martial arts and the art of espionage, he took on a new identity. He travelled the stormy seas, in search of his enemies. When he found the masked mastermind, his eyes teared as he lodged the knife onto his enemy's heart. Little did he know that underneath the mask... was his bestfriend.... His heart was torn apart a million times. And so... edited this comment.
I love how Jordan never says "yes" or "that's right" when Conan talks, but replies with his own words. "Would you consider yourself a coffee expert?" "I enjoy coffee."
@Mr. King It can be considered humble if it comes from someone humble (who would usually have a follow-up to re-assure others they are just a fan like everyone else), but in this case, it comes from a know-it-all with outlandish and pompous opinions, which we all love him for. His answers are usually short, and seem to only come out to contradict previous statements in passive aggressive manners instead of agreeable confirmations. "...To the point you used office money to purchase an espresso machine and place it near your office?" "It was a reasonable purchase." He's already trying to argue and be right, lol. He follow ups with arguments instead of just saying "yes, I bought an espresso machine" like someone might do instead of trying and find weaknesses with the argument. 5 questions later Conan is still trying to get a "yes/no" reponse.
@Mr. King C: "What is Intelligencia mean? Is it an Italian word?" "It's an old political party..." C (to Jordan): "Do you know? - you know italian." Jordan: "It's not Italian." C: "Do you know what it means?" Jordan: "I was just told it's an old political party..." And here Jordan could have said, "I know some Italian, but am unfamiliar with that word." Obviously in context, they all know it's a political party, so that is unnecessary information unless thrown back as a jab mixed in with these nothing answers to try and make himself seem knowledgeable and Conan seem incomprehensive.
Of course, this is likely a bigger act than we think (such as when Jordan sneaks his jaw slightly open the 2nd time Conan tries to stuff it with whipped cream). 5:50 Jordan does his role well, like when he interviews George Lucas with a obscure question fired off in a hostile fashion (who cares if Lucas doesn't remember every pixel and detail in his movies, he is only human): th-cam.com/video/gfDE3eJP9vc/w-d-xo.html
@@Goblin_Hands he replies the way he does because he knows Conan and what he's ultimately trying to get at before he gets to it, so he's just spiking his argument.
There was an Intelligencia in Chicago near my place....walked in there ONE time and never went back.....The most Pretentious environment ive ever seen.....hipster douchebags as far as the eye can see
It's quite surprising as Jimmy Fallon is pretty much a boring and uninteresting host that doesn't do anything but laugh uncontrollably while tapping his desk at the dullest of jokes.
JCmasters100 I'm not her fan at all but what brings you the idea that he's more knowledgeable about coffee than her....nevermind, I don't even- Making assumptions and generalisations like that from one exchange, where she didn't even have much of a chance to speak (that's heavily edited, and arguably partially staged), you don't seem to be a logically sound kind.
You have Conan who's the least pretentious along with the most pretentious person and two people who want to be taken seriously but it's Conan O'Brien so you know something is coming. Coffemate. That's what's coming
I've listened to Eden talk in 7:25 every year in the past 7 years. Every time, I get older and wiser, and every time I understand a little bit more of what she just said. I think I'm growing up.
@@longxiao9823 she didn't school him really, though. Jordan was saying American coffee takes it too far in terms of concentration, and she responded by saying that indeed, they take it as far as they can. Which really isn't a refutation. (it's called a straw man.)
@@xan1716 Hmmm that's not really how I remember strawman argument to be. You are making it sound like she was reinforcing Jordan's argument. A strawman argument is supposed to be when she distorts his point and creates a different argument (not said by Jordan) to be attacked.
@@longxiao9823 You may be right on whether this is truly a straw man or not, technically :) My point was that she was responding as if Jordan had said "your style of espresso is not concentrated enough!" (while in fact Jordan's position was the exact opposite)
But she's such a different kind of coffee snob than Jordan, which is another reason this video is so fun. Watching two types of coffee snobs, a decidedly-anti-snob like Conan, and a dude just trying to do his job at a coffee place (Sam)... try to get along. ;D
I'm a coffee geek. Eden at 7:39 is correct. A 7g dose and 26ml output is 1:3.7 ratio, that's way too high unless they're using a very light roast. Regardless, most professional espresso machines in the US are 58mm. I don't know where you would even find a 7g basket. The lowest I've seen is like a 14g.
@@HigherKaiju I know Conan has been saying that's actually how Jordan is like. But I am talking this hypothetical situation when Jordan is fooling everyone around him and acting out of his character to make a name for himself. You just don't get my joke, do you, Mike?
A sign of someone who takes pride in their job and the products they deliver. Not many like her out there, but when you encounter them at their place of business, you're gonna get a good quality product.
her answer about tannins didn't contradict jordan's statement in any way. jordan basically said american coffee is too concetrated and she said we can't push it any higher because it'd be too bitter (tannins)
If life really is a simulation, either Jordan found out the truth about it and is dead inside or he is a robot despising the fact that he needs to interact with people.
He did not. He basicily gives 2 numbers disregarding the coffe. You do different brew ratios depending on the roast and etc. You cant have a general exact amount coffe to water ratio. Esspecialy you also have to watch out for how long you extract. For example he likes darker coffee roast where you try to have a colder brew temperature and less water because it is really easy to extract everything from darker coffe.
I can never tell if Jordan is actually like that or if his personality is an act. If its an act then MAN is he good if its not, I still love the guy, Conan's skits with him are hilarious
If you think about it, it really wasn’t a good analogy comparing coffee beans to meat. Sure it made sense roasting wise, but they were talking about the flavor profiles.
@@ameliezhou8887 I do not think it was meant to be 1:1 accurate moreso just something to explain to a layman. He probably does that tour several times.
Once you've seen all the Conan/Schlansky videos, just start to look only Conan's face expression to what Jordan says. It's really genuine and he is amazed most of the times.
I don’t understand why Jordan works at Conan when he is intelligent, such a waste shouldn’t he work in a place like a sale person, I would like to shop electronic, coffee or whatever he knows I would like his advice.
He doesn’t know nearly as much as he puts on. He projects an image of who he’d like to be without putting in the effort. Not that I know what I’m talking about
@@celiaosborne3801 Jordan isn't British, so it would be "learned college". Also, it's a very simple analogy. Nothing wrong with it. The heating method is irrelevant. The analogy is that there is a gradual color change to preference.
I can vouch for the authenticity of his behavior, I had a boss that was as completely deadpan about EVERYTHING. Couldn’t have any kind of conversation with him that had any emotion, he just couldn’t express it. He laughed a few times just like Jordan has on the show but after he’s done he would go straight back to the expressionless demeanor.
Absolutely he does. Mike Birbiglia has said that he actually worked for Jordan at one point. Jordan knows exactly what he's doing and why it's so successful.
Conan knows the value of a straight-man routine. It's really funny to see the second Jordan crakcs up / breaks character Conan immediately puts himself into the straight man position and the roles are flipped.
Sorry but she only said she doesn't go over 22-23% extraction. That didn't discount what Jordan had said previously at all - that Americans extract too much coffee.
Great Briton exactly! Jordan showed complete restraint and emotional intelligence because he saw she was not getting the point of his argument. American coffee sucks!
Jordan stated his opinion on the difference in taste. Shortly after he criticized their process. She then basically said how it needs to be that process in order to get the results of their flavor.
"what ur saying isn't logically sound." "This whipcream is an artificially processed product once again" "i don't enjoy American coffee" 😂😂😂 *I love this guy*
He's just so much of a bullshitter and it's great! There's this 7 minute video of a scrapped skit with him talking the entire time about Star Wars and he pulled out all he could for 6 minutes where he just drops character. Another video he talks about drinking a protein and vegetable shake in the morning and he has a shame bucket with smores pop tarts.
It's amazing how Conan made stars out of his staff. Other late night hosts would and do occasionally call out a camera operator or the stage producer. Conan went all in.
Jordan Schlansky is very extremely intelligent He put up with a lot of things, CONAN and Jordan the chemistry that they have between them is awesome they work very well together keep up the good work...
Eden 7:43 totally short-circuited Jordan. Conan just hops on the opportunity... You just got schooled son. You cannot write this level of genius of comedy.
"what we've learned is that coffee, like most of the sweetest things in life, is best enjoyed with the people you care about" ...I'm sensing there was a backhanded comment in there somewhere lol
+thedarknesscallingme Im pretty sure it had a double meaning, after quite a few jordan videos its clear he's good friend with conan so he said that in a tone that sounded sarcastic, to con
***** oh i never meant that it was a backhanded comment in a malicious way, judging by the way Jordan and Conan get along they clearly are good friends and understand each other well
+AlXV Jordan is just going to be standing there, staring into your soul with the same emotionless expression and start ranting on about the minerals in Conans blood
Mick Ryles, that means nothing to me. Just because he starts laughing doesn't mean that this isn't who Jordan is. It may be that he exaggerates it for the cameras, but the core characteristics and character traits have always been there. It's who he is.
multiplemike No his character doesn't laugh his character is serious the whole point is he's being serious and doing his hit and Conan starts doing something stupid and Jordan breaks character and laughs and struggles to do his line and Conan if you watch it Conan even gives him the signal to keep going he broke character
@@multiplemike Americans choose actors for presidents, so I'm not surprised they even think the actors on a television show are real. Pretty cute, though
Non answer? It's pretty common knowledge for coffee enthusiasts that too much extraction gets out the bitter soluables that overpowers all other flavours.
@@Peterdeskater100 But that is literally what Jordan was complaining about, he doesn’t like how over-extracted American coffee is. Her answer was bs lol
@@Broccoli_32 no, you completely missed the point, his point was the exact opposite You get less extraction with American style because there's more coffee
A) I will watch anything with Jordan Schlansky. This shit is absolutely hilarious. B) Has anyone else noticed that the different late night hosts have their one thing that they do best? Craig Ferguson is EASILY the best interviewer (sad to see him go). Kimmell is great with just the sheer amount of celebrities he can get. Fallon has some of the craziest games. Letterman is just old school. And Conan has by FAR the best away segments, i.e. segments that take place out of the traditional area of the show. The Clueless Gamer segments are awesome. (I didn't include Seth Meyers because he's still getting his footing)
I pretty much agree 100% with this assessment. Maybe to my taste Ferguson is sometimes a little too crazy (in a calculated way) in his interviews and that Conan can be the best interviewer out of all of them (he has off nights of course). And Letterman - yeah he's old school and to me it just comes across as uninterested and just plain boring. But yeah, I really agree with your analysis.
Conan: best remotes, good interviewer but has tendency to talk over his guests. Fallon: best comedy/musical bits, terrible interviewer. Kimmel: pretty well-rounded, gets good guests via building relationships behind the scenes and sheer hard work. Ferguson: best improviser and most unpredictable. Letterman: washed-up
*Craigs whatever is so lame, I cannot believe he has any fans. He literally talks to a fake robot as his cohost. His jokes are horribly not funny, and I gave him multiple tries because sometimes people have bad days, but ferguson has a bad day every show, his jokes are so immature and the skits are worse than SNL these days.*
This is by far the most accurate, and non-idiotic, comment Ive seen. you are totally correct. I simply love watching CONAN. especially his remotes...and all the ones he does with Jordan. pristine!
I'm really bummed that I started watching Conan again only when I heard he was leaving his TBS show. He was my favorite in my teens, but after the whole NBC nonsense I kind of stopped watching because of college and I didn't have TBS. I started binge watching these clips on TH-cam and it is possibly some of his best material. Some of the segments had me genuinely rolling which is a rarity for me. I am looking forward to checking out your travel show on TBS and new show on HBO!
I believe Conan is going to start an online show instead and given how close he is with his staff he may have them there as well so maybe it wont be too different
if you got apple music or spotify you should start listening to his podcast "conan needs a friend". cant see him but still hilarious if you at work or driving
7:34 Didn't she just prove his point? She claims, that they go for as high extraction as possible, and that overdoing that would make the coffee too bitter... But Jordan says less concentrated is better...
I agree. Jordan asks "based on what criteria?" She immediately responds: "Based on the actual solubles that we're extracting," as if that statement holds some kind of objective significance. She follows that statement with subjective claims about certain qualities overpowering others in the coffee if they go over a certain concentration. But, she also doesn't really disagree with Jordan explicitly. Conan asks her to "get him" and she just explains what they are looking for in their coffee which, it seems to me, is pretty much what he just suggested (i.e. over concentration makes certain flavors overpower others in a negative way). I think it's really just Conan's "get him" comment that makes it seem like she's trying to refute him.
They're both right, and the reason they can both be right has less to do with brew time and more to do with grind particle size. The longer you brew the espresso, the more bitter/burnt it will be. So if you want a more less concentrated, more liquid espresso - you'll use a coarser grind and give it the same 25-30 second brew time. It's no surprise Jordan bought an automatic machine, as even really expensive automatic machines notoriously fail to brew thick, syrupy espresso but succeed at very liquidy shots. I believe automatic machines grind coarsely because fine grinds require more maintenance.
These outside people that keep straight faces during these shoots are incredible. Unless they've done the shots 50 times in a row to the point where it isn't funny anymore. It sure seems off-the-cuff though.
McKillaboy well it's really high quality coffee which they put effort into... I'm not those hipster coffee snobs but seriously a chocolate chip creamer on a good quality coffee? I won't even do that to my instant Nescafe coffee xD
kyrios0307 l love this scene so much, you are right, but its all a joke right? but this scene was not scripted that womans reaction was genuine, that face was of a person who has died inside. I fucking love conan.
Greencoast the horror, if i ever use steak sauce or a1 (usually its worcestershire sauce) its only a little bit added with the spices when its raw. they mine as well just drown the steak in ketchup.
I do a Conan/Schlansky marathon every few months
Pendragonthegreat I just discovered this series, it’s amazing 😂
I do it every week
I do it every day
I do it every hour.
Me too😁
"Like most of the sweetest thing in life , it's best enjoyed with people you care about." That's the most wholesome thing I've ever heard a robot say.
I dunno, it kinda felt like it was a robot's attempt at sarcasm instead.
Like, Jordan's been complaining the entire segment about the cafe's brewing methods, yeah? So it's possible for him to also mean, "I don't care for any of these people - let me enjoy my own coffee with REAL aficionados!"
i dont think conan really got what jordan meant. i think he doesnt enjoy coffee around conan lol
I think that was his way of saying he doesn't care about any of them
oh I took it as a not-so-subtle jab at those presents because coffee certainly isn't considered 'sweet' by itself. so he probably meant neither coffee nor company are sweet.
@@acativ9 This is it hahaa
Poor Eden went through all five stages of grief in about 3 seconds when Conan busted out the Coffeemate.
BVG OPERΛTOR thats exactly what happened accually
@John Doe you are the only one that feels that way.
@@45johngalt I second and third that LOL !
@@45johngalt no I also didnt liked that
@@thefriendlyneighborhoodspi3748 it's a harmless comedic bit bozo
Jordan opening his mouth the receive the second squeeze is comedy perfection.
I INHALED A LOT OF THE GAS PROPELLANT
@@YeeSoest 😂😂😂
Looked like Jiz
6:07
I don't know how Jordan keeps that poker face
It’s amazing how life-like Jordan is. Truly revolutionary work by Team Coco.
His battery life is only 40 mins though, hopefully they improve that with the new model.
uncanny valley
I’m still convinced this is a bit 😂 I’ve never met a person quite like Jordan
@@melissacastro5006 of course to an extend. he knows what is expected from him doing these skits. if he's a normal person you wouldn't get content.
@@Lord.Schnitzel 👊🏼
I love how Jordan just opened his mouth when Conan wanted to put whipped cream in it, like he was in acceptance that his life was for Conan to annoy him.
When your boss constantly embarrasses, insults you globally & its considered as good humour.
@@AC-ny1di It's a bit and Jordan's in on it. Conan's famously a good boss in reality.
@@AC-ny1di Who hurt you bro?
@@AC-ny1di but you get an espresso machine at your work
@@AC-ny1di everyone's in on it, except you
Eden actually *died* inside. she looked so sad when conan pulled out the chocolate chip cookie and the whipped cream 😂
Yep...& it was actually disgusting to witness so I get the side eye 👁
There was an Intelligencia in Chicago near my place....walked in there ONE time and never went back.....The most Pretentious environment ive ever seen.....hipster douchebags as far as the eye can see
@@weedthepeople2795 Yeah, coffee is just not that complicated.
@@weedthepeople2795 hahaha I can believe that
@@Hjaelteomslag Yes they're trying so hard to make it out to be some type of connoisseur's drink so they can charge more $$$$, and people love those flavored creamers it's a 3 billion dollar a year business.
Rumour has it that on dark nights, you can still hear the sound of Eden cringing in agony at the sight of the bottle of creamer.
Why only on dark nights? Why not on sunny days?
@@sidhu139 what about sunny nights? What about sunny days in Philadelphia? Why does it seem like It's always sunny in Philadelphia?
@@thechicken1477 I kinda you are getting off track here. 😆
@@NiVi192 he is onto something. In parts of Alaska it’s all sun all the time.
Not as ominous to hear Edens cringe… a little peaceful.
I never watched Conan and have no idea how him and Jordan popped up in my feed but I have been watching nonstop for an hour and laughing out loud. This is awesome!!
1:43 Conan literally hit the pause button
I literally died because Jordan just froze💀
@@wildflowers4582 you literally do not know what literally means
@@wolverineiscool7161 bruh...
@@wildflowers4582 you are literally 😏
Conan being John Quiñones tho
"I don't agree with that analogy" is something I WISH I had said multiple times in my life. Jordan is a hero.
That was the most hilarious thing in the whole video, according to me :D almost made me spit out my coffee!
Yea ik just flat out disagreeing lmao
I truly admired him in that moment because it was such a shitty analogy.
+dabebop Better to say your analogy is flawed, or just "flawed analogy". I should give lessons ;-)
I don't agree with the sentiment that Boliussa should give lessons.
I took notes from Jordan to educate my friends.
Edit:
My ex friends.
Daaaamn
They joined the war and sadly, they got hit by a mortar explosion. The OP cried for days and lost the appetite to eat. A week later, OP gathered himself together and vowed to revenge his friends. Trained himself in martial arts and the art of espionage, he took on a new identity. He travelled the stormy seas, in search of his enemies. When he found the masked mastermind, his eyes teared as he lodged the knife onto his enemy's heart. Little did he know that underneath the mask... was his bestfriend.... His heart was torn apart a million times. And so... edited this comment.
lollll hahaaa
@@landewell6862 i can watch that movie..
Lan Dewell feck off mate making me cry
I love how Jordan never says "yes" or "that's right" when Conan talks, but replies with his own words.
"Would you consider yourself a coffee expert?"
"I enjoy coffee."
@Mr. King It can be considered humble if it comes from someone humble (who would usually have a follow-up to re-assure others they are just a fan like everyone else), but in this case, it comes from a know-it-all with outlandish and pompous opinions, which we all love him for. His answers are usually short, and seem to only come out to contradict previous statements in passive aggressive manners instead of agreeable confirmations.
"...To the point you used office money to purchase an espresso machine and place it near your office?"
"It was a reasonable purchase."
He's already trying to argue and be right, lol.
He follow ups with arguments instead of just saying "yes, I bought an espresso machine" like someone might do instead of trying and find weaknesses with the argument. 5 questions later Conan is still trying to get a "yes/no" reponse.
@Mr. King C: "What is Intelligencia mean? Is it an Italian word?"
"It's an old political party..."
C (to Jordan): "Do you know? - you know italian."
Jordan: "It's not Italian."
C: "Do you know what it means?"
Jordan: "I was just told it's an old political party..."
And here Jordan could have said, "I know some Italian, but am unfamiliar with that word."
Obviously in context, they all know it's a political party, so that is unnecessary information unless thrown back as a jab mixed in with these nothing answers to try and make himself seem knowledgeable and Conan seem incomprehensive.
Of course, this is likely a bigger act than we think (such as when Jordan sneaks his jaw slightly open the 2nd time Conan tries to stuff it with whipped cream). 5:50
Jordan does his role well, like when he interviews George Lucas with a obscure question fired off in a hostile fashion (who cares if Lucas doesn't remember every pixel and detail in his movies, he is only human):
th-cam.com/video/gfDE3eJP9vc/w-d-xo.html
It's how a robot would speak.
@@Goblin_Hands he replies the way he does because he knows Conan and what he's ultimately trying to get at before he gets to it, so he's just spiking his argument.
I love how the coffee guy was totally into what Conan was doing! 'HOLD ME BACK!"
You can tell he wanted to punch him too!
There was an Intelligencia in Chicago near my place....walked in there ONE time and never went back.....The most Pretentious environment ive ever seen.....hipster douchebags as far as the eye can see
his name is sam not coffee guy lets give my man the respect he deserves
If it weren't for the tattoos the coffee chick would be pretty hot
@@IsraelistheJewsland in my opinion it ads to the beauty, suits her really well. But different strokes for different folkes
*jimmy fallon with big celebs* : 16m views
*conan with jordan* : 16m views
It's quite surprising as Jimmy Fallon is pretty much a boring and uninteresting host that doesn't do anything but laugh uncontrollably while tapping his desk at the dullest of jokes.
Weird, 2 months later it's at 14m.
14m
Didnt know views gets reduced by 2M every 3 months
Still at 14M
I like how Eden starts off really enthusiastic and excited and by the time they get to making drinks she's completely done with their bullshit.
just completely done with Jordan
JCmasters100 I'm not her fan at all but what brings you the idea that he's more knowledgeable about coffee than her....nevermind, I don't even-
Making assumptions and generalisations like that from one exchange, where she didn't even have much of a chance to speak (that's heavily edited, and arguably partially staged), you don't seem to be a logically sound kind.
Exactly 😬
@@gemasboy its a bit lol dw
You have Conan who's the least pretentious along with the most pretentious person and two people who want to be taken seriously but it's Conan O'Brien so you know something is coming. Coffemate. That's what's coming
I've listened to Eden talk in 7:25 every year in the past 7 years. Every time, I get older and wiser, and every time I understand a little bit more of what she just said. I think I'm growing up.
It seemed to me like she was making an argument for the coffee should not be overly concentrated which was actually the point that Jordan was making.
@@wanderingwizard1361 Yeah but everybody loves to see Jordan getting schooled lol
@@longxiao9823 she didn't school him really, though. Jordan was saying American coffee takes it too far in terms of concentration, and she responded by saying that indeed, they take it as far as they can. Which really isn't a refutation. (it's called a straw man.)
@@xan1716 Hmmm that's not really how I remember strawman argument to be. You are making it sound like she was reinforcing Jordan's argument. A strawman argument is supposed to be when she distorts his point and creates a different argument (not said by Jordan) to be attacked.
@@longxiao9823 You may be right on whether this is truly a straw man or not, technically :) My point was that she was responding as if Jordan had said "your style of espresso is not concentrated enough!" (while in fact Jordan's position was the exact opposite)
“I think you’ll be fine. It only affects...humans.”
Lol
lol
Locke Brady yep that was indeed a quote in the video.
He said that line just as I read this. It was magical.
6:18
4:25 Denial
4:27 Anger
4:32 Bargaining
4:38 Depression
4:50 Acceptance
Duet
Nailed it
she's super cute in all of that though
@Video game vids its the stages of grief
@Video game vids whoosh
She looked like she was gonna cry cause he was putting creamer and whipped cream in the coffee 😂😂😂😂
I loved what Conan did....I wanna try that too
I drink my coffee with whipped cream
lol, yeah... her initial reaction (the wide eyes, the raised eyebrows) at 4:25, hahah... Conan's such a troll.
She is a coffee snob. Coffee snobs want everyone to drink coffee the way they do, the don't seem to understand that everyone has different tastes.
But she's such a different kind of coffee snob than Jordan, which is another reason this video is so fun. Watching two types of coffee snobs, a decidedly-anti-snob like Conan, and a dude just trying to do his job at a coffee place (Sam)... try to get along. ;D
I'm a coffee geek. Eden at 7:39 is correct. A 7g dose and 26ml output is 1:3.7 ratio, that's way too high unless they're using a very light roast. Regardless, most professional espresso machines in the US are 58mm. I don't know where you would even find a 7g basket. The lowest I've seen is like a 14g.
"I Used To Think My Life Was A Tragedy"
- Jordan
Now this is comedy gold 😂😂
HAHAHAHA
''I still think my life was a tragedy"
-IBeF00L 9th January 2020 23:25
"But now i realize it's a f*cking comedy."
But now I realize, it's about preparing my body in various ways
"I think we've learn that coffee, like most of the sweetest things in life are best enjoyed with people you care about" - Jordan 2014
Wow, you really butchered that citation
This is so true!
@Marshone Lane Yes!...I did not pick up on that, at first....yay, Jordan gets in a final blow!
Conan is a improv master... seriously
hes a genius
It's mostly staged but he is still a genius
Conan is an*
look at his q+a videos on colleges, nothng staged but even more hilarious
it's scripted bro
Conan's look at 2:17 says everything...about everything...about Jordan Schlansky.
Their relationship is like Michael and Toby from the office
omg yes xD
Not at all. Michael is much more aggressive towards Toby and Toby never has anything intelligent to say
Pumpkin Man i feel like michael always cuts toby off before he even has the chance to say something intelligent
@@cameronlang1081 toby is the scranton strangler, michaels gut tells him that
More like Kirk and Spock
If Jordan is getting paid to stay in his character for Conan's show, he is well deserved for the salary.
It's not a character
@@HigherKaiju "if"
@@AntonioJay1204 and it was answered
@@HigherKaiju I know Conan has been saying that's actually how Jordan is like. But I am talking this hypothetical situation when Jordan is fooling everyone around him and acting out of his character to make a name for himself. You just don't get my joke, do you, Mike?
@@AntonioJay1204 I think it's a character because we see Jordan break character often during bloopers and even actual skits.
The fact that Jordan opens his mouth the second time Conan outs whip cream in kills me
You can tell he is going along with the comedy aspect because he makes sure to squeeze out the excess and let it fall from his mouth both times.
That's just over comedy. Childish and not that funny.
@@darkangel8922 dont watch it nobody is forcing u trump
@@darkangel8922 who hurt you?
@@treyjames7757 "i dont think its funny" "WhO hUrT yOu" wtf lol
Eden's hurt expression at 4:50 is extremely convincing - it might have even been a real reaction.
A sign of someone who takes pride in their job and the products they deliver. Not many like her out there, but when you encounter them at their place of business, you're gonna get a good quality product.
As a coffee snob, I feel her pain
Conan secretly loves shitting on people who take themselves too seriously. That's mainly why the bits with Jordan work so well.
She's basically dying inside @4:38
her answer about tannins didn't contradict jordan's statement in any way. jordan basically said american coffee is too concetrated and she said we can't push it any higher because it'd be too bitter (tannins)
I actually love when Jordan goes on factual rants. hahah idk why but I'm always interested in what he has to say
I'm just waiting for Conan's reaction.
He is Dwight Shrute + Dexter Morgan
No way. It's style over substance, that is Jordan's appeal. Great character tho I agree %100.
I agree!
+Possessed Eyebrows The best part was the whipped cream and coffeemate.
"It only effects......ah humans"
😂
*affects
LMAO
NoName I was gonna say that
😂😂😂
7:44 Jordan has either fallen madly in love with Eden, or is graphically planning her murder.
robots aren't allowed to hurt humans
Hes planning how hes going to trap her in his basement
If life really is a simulation, either Jordan found out the truth about it and is dead inside or he is a robot despising the fact that he needs to interact with people.
@@TheBizarre1 It rubs the lotion on the skin
@@jacquir8331 but first it prepares its body in various ways
Jordan actually made a good point about over concentrated espresso.
He always makes good points. He's a thoughtful guy.
@@dreamer2260 found Jordan’s burner account
@@yevfoster4768 So hilarious and original. I’ve never seen that joke made before.
@@dreamer2260 Sounds like something Jordan would say...
He did not. He basicily gives 2 numbers disregarding the coffe. You do different brew ratios depending on the roast and etc. You cant have a general exact amount coffe to water ratio. Esspecialy you also have to watch out for how long you extract. For example he likes darker coffee roast where you try to have a colder brew temperature and less water because it is really easy to extract everything from darker coffe.
His body language is so static he doesn’t even move between cuts. 0:40
Wow
Thank you for this
Underrated comment hahaha
Nice eyes! Never noticed that 🤣🤣🤣
It's beautiful. I've been looking at it for five hours now...
@@gabrielrojas2090
He may have watched it several times.
"What you're saying is not logically sound." Perfect.
Kayla I
Mr. Spock?
Jordan Schlansky is a vulcan
Kayla uhvvf
High end aspergers
“This is the same screen that Jordan sees in his mind everytime he registers an emotion”😂
Ik that's funny
Ik that's funny
Ik that's funny
What's with these bots
I love that all they need to do to get the audience to laugh is show Schlansky's emotionless glare.
it also works on me, even as i imagine it now 😁
I can never tell if Jordan is actually like that or if his personality is an act.
If its an act then MAN is he good
if its not, I still love the guy, Conan's skits with him are hilarious
It's an act lol
Celeste Lee Then damn, he is good
crcaccounts what? Jordan?
wadiee ay Correct.
The workers on the show have said that he is very modotoned so I believe that's how he really is
I like how Conan tapped Jordan and he paused like a robot 1:43
Tap to pause gesture
because he is one
Hahaha true i just checked it, it is hilarious!!
“I don’t agree with that analogy” 😂😂
"What you saying is not logically sound"
If you think about it, it really wasn’t a good analogy comparing coffee beans to meat. Sure it made sense roasting wise, but they were talking about the flavor profiles.
@@ameliezhou8887 I do not think it was meant to be 1:1 accurate moreso just something to explain to a layman. He probably does that tour several times.
HOLD ME BACK
even after 8 years, still is awsome
I gotta admit. Seeing that table spin actually was kind of satisfying.
😂
It's a lazy Susan.
i made your 666th like
@@christopherw2233 that's racist
@@EmpyreanLightASMR😊😊
the way she cringed when conan put the creamer made me feel it too
me too. For more funny we have to see that this only a comedy show it was kinda disrespectful from him
Carla Lopes I know it's kind of late but he does get permission from them to do jokes like this
Even after all of that she still cringed a lttle bit
i know im 5 months late but they put that on for comedy purposes
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can’t stop binge watching Conan. Best talk show host ever
Same
Ever
In all of time
2nd only to Letterman.
Once you've seen all the Conan/Schlansky videos, just start to look only Conan's face expression to what Jordan says. It's really genuine and he is amazed most of the times.
There's no way I could keep a straight face around Conan
Daltyn Brewer but jordan does
Daltyn Brewer Q
Daltyn Brewer that's what makes Jordan awesome
Conan is funny as hell but Jordan is the true genius
agree
Similar to laurel and hardy
I don’t understand why Jordan works at Conan when he is intelligent, such a waste shouldn’t he work in a place like a sale person, I would like to shop electronic, coffee or whatever he knows I would like his advice.
Gaa Fai Lok He earns way more as an associate producer performing his various tasks and duties
He doesn’t know nearly as much as he puts on. He projects an image of who he’d like to be without putting in the effort. Not that I know what I’m talking about
They both looked horrified when he pulled out that creamer😂
deshaun fortune ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I love Jordan's closing line; it was such a clever insult, it didn't seem like Conan even picked up on it.
Yeah I always took it as Jordan insulting Conan but people in the comments are saying it’s wholesome
need more Jordan Schlansky skits haha!
+irwin leonardo and less conan...
+Pata Pullsson Yes. Schlansky needs his own show.
+irwin leonardo Need more Harima Kenji in my life
+irwin leonardo He reminded me Adrian Monk for some reason :D
+irwin leonardo Harima Kenji :D
"I don't agree with that analogy"
I concur with my learnt colleague
so arrogant
Lmao he's a savage
Jordan is 200% a sociopath
@@celiaosborne3801 Jordan isn't British, so it would be "learned college". Also, it's a very simple analogy. Nothing wrong with it. The heating method is irrelevant. The analogy is that there is a gradual color change to preference.
When they storm Area 51, they'll find thousands of Jordan clones.
Try Law School if you're craving Jordan drones. drjimxlaw64@gmail.com
And their all robots
They would be kind of like Elmer clones from the Brandon rogers show
You might even find the bean probe
Jordan's a synth human.
I love how unprofessional and just awkward it is, really makes it better
“I must consult... THE BEAN PROBE!!!!”
I thought he was gonna say Elder Gods🤦🏽♂️😂😂
i gave you the +1 like for 1k likes you better thank me
Conan's face while he says that 🤣
Conan’s alien bits are beyond awesome. He did another one with Jordan and the therapist (“Proceed as planned, the invasion begins tomorrow”)
Classic golden age of the simpsons had this comedic style
"I inhaled a lot of the gas propellant, i have to assume that's dangerous as well."
"Don't worry, it only affects humans."
WTF are the Ancient Spartans have got to do with the Gas propellant? hhahaha
You know what whip-its are?
It'd be nitrous oxide, or laughing gas
LOL
6:07 omg the way Jordan just quietly opened his mouth i cant even-
Lmao yes
That was my peak as well! hahaha
how do you loudly open your mouth
I can vouch for the authenticity of his behavior, I had a boss that was as completely deadpan about EVERYTHING.
Couldn’t have any kind of conversation with him that had any emotion, he just couldn’t express it.
He laughed a few times just like Jordan has on the show but after he’s done he would go straight back to the expressionless demeanor.
Eden looks so disgusted when Conan is using the creamer lol
Using other ingredients destroys the flavor of the coffee, especially if it's hand crafted carefully
"This is the screen Jordan sees whenever he tries to register an emotion" 😂😂😂😂
conan, thank you for bringing jordan schlansky to us..some of the best laughs i have ever had.
And the best part is that Conan provides a buffer, so that we can appreciate Jordan from a distance.
Jordan is the final boss of the comedy straight man motif. I wonder if he realizes just how naturally funny-enabling he is.
Absolutely he does. Mike Birbiglia has said that he actually worked for Jordan at one point. Jordan knows exactly what he's doing and why it's so successful.
Conan knows the value of a straight-man routine. It's really funny to see the second Jordan crakcs up / breaks character Conan immediately puts himself into the straight man position and the roles are flipped.
@@emilalyep, for example the train ride when they were in Italy and Jordan loses it over human soil
"What you're saying is not logically sound" is the phrase I shall start using when disagreeing with someone.
I don't agree with that analogy
Me too. It sounds so condescending and makes me sound smart!
Schlansky is Spok
I will be using it in youtube comments where I am almost always the one in the wrong.
@@dimmn82 same lol
why does this relationship remind me of Michael and Toby from the office
It is litterally the same.
I don't agree with that analogy
That is exactly what I thought!!!!
lol
@@subg8858 lmaof🤣🤣...yep.
I love Jordan's and Conan's relationship!!!😂😂😂
Cami H , best relationship possible
They're the real life Kirk and Spock
djf
Me too. ☺
It is really quite special isn't it.
Eden versus Jordan was beautiful to watch
Jordan segments need to become a weekly thing on Conan. Undoubtedly the funniest bits he does.
I'll bet money that Jordan is one of America's most prolific serial killers
he is the zodiac killer
Smooth criminal
If you have seen Jordan's office, you would know that a man this messy couldn't hide a murder.
@@keep7smiling Or rather, the reason his room is messy is because he is trying to hide a murder?
Fantastic even
I felt sorry for Eden, until she crushed Jordan.
that's called biding your time.
Sorry but she only said she doesn't go over 22-23% extraction. That didn't discount what Jordan had said previously at all - that Americans extract too much coffee.
FATALITY!
Great Briton exactly! Jordan showed complete restraint and emotional intelligence because he saw she was not getting the point of his argument. American coffee sucks!
Jordan stated his opinion on the difference in taste. Shortly after he criticized their process. She then basically said how it needs to be that process in order to get the results of their flavor.
2:58 that guy was so happy Conan entered the conversation 😂😂
"what ur saying isn't logically sound."
"This whipcream is an artificially processed product once again"
"i don't enjoy American coffee" 😂😂😂
*I love this guy*
He's just so much of a bullshitter and it's great! There's this 7 minute video of a scrapped skit with him talking the entire time about Star Wars and he pulled out all he could for 6 minutes where he just drops character. Another video he talks about drinking a protein and vegetable shake in the morning and he has a shame bucket with smores pop tarts.
yellowisacolor91 i all mixed together in a world
I all mixed up
Mom
Conan goes to Harvard
Also Conan
I de-gassed 3 minutes ago
Anybody can go. You just go.
@@dr.jimmchugh1755 True. You gotta go when you gotta go.
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You have to see one of his Italian trip clip
That just means he’s brilliant
It's amazing how Conan made stars out of his staff. Other late night hosts would and do occasionally call out a camera operator or the stage producer. Conan went all in.
So true!!
Jordan Schlansky is very extremely intelligent He put up with a lot of things, CONAN and Jordan the chemistry that they have between them is awesome they work very well together keep up the good work...
I think he's more immensely extra very extremely intelligent in a exceedingly excessive way.
So Jordan was holding back at the end for sure, because anyone who has been to Italy or Central Europe (or some legit family cafe) knows he's spot on.
Please just shut up
Obinna Nzekwe you're*
***** Nice try attempting to make yourself sound right in all three of your comments. lol. That's adorable.
Scotty Hunter I live in Italy for many years. Schlansky is right!
SileX84 I wasn't debating about Jordan being right or not... lol
Jordan is such a good sport.
I don't agree with that analogy
Agreed!
Eden 7:43 totally short-circuited Jordan. Conan just hops on the opportunity...
You just got schooled son.
You cannot write this level of genius of comedy.
It's called editing, dont you see the cuts?
It's a shoop. I can see the pixels.
totally agree with Jordan. Coffee should not taste bitter. It should taste rich, full, dense, like chocolate.
The way Jordan is eyeing Eden and thinking of the best way to dismember her 3:29 3:38
Dancing Gold I see it 🤣🤣
Like a serial killer?
Dancing Gold dude, I saw that too
or a serial dismemberer ...@@24willa
They'll find his DNA all over her remains...
"what we've learned is that coffee, like most of the sweetest things in life, is best enjoyed with the people you care about"
...I'm sensing there was a backhanded comment in there somewhere lol
+thedarknesscallingme yea your right considering he didnt have a cup.
+thedarknesscallingme I have a feeling that line was scripted.
+thedarknesscallingme Im pretty sure it had a double meaning, after quite a few jordan videos its clear he's good friend with conan so he said that in a tone that sounded sarcastic, to con
*****
oh i never meant that it was a backhanded comment in a malicious way, judging by the way Jordan and Conan get along they clearly are good friends and understand each other well
***** yeah i understood that and scrapped my comment, but somehow it got posted half done lol
I could listen to Jordan talk about coffee all day long. Well, about anything really.
I love this guy.
He’s a smart guy
Me too. ☺
I want him to be my teacher
So basically, Schlansky should get into the world of narrating audiobooks. That would probably be amazing.
Thank goodness there’s alot of this skits to go on a binge every once in awhile 😂
Conan and Jordan are like a married couple. 😂😂😂😂😂
that don't agree with each other everytime 😂
I can’t tell which is the husband and which is the wife
Hannah E. K. Conan is definitely the wife lmao
One day Jordan is gonna get tired and he's gonna murder Conan.
***** Hahahahahahahahahahaha
+AlXV Jordan is just going to be standing there, staring into your soul with the same emotionless expression and start ranting on about the minerals in Conans blood
+Will Lamington lmfao
+James Little (Jaime) Some dude with a "schlansky rules" shirt.
exactly
5:53 How Jordan doesn't break character, I'll never know. The man deserves an Oscar.
He doesn't break character because it's not a character, it's who he is.
multiplemike no it's not you need to watch the vid where they have couples therapy Jordan breaks character and starts laughing
Mick Ryles, that means nothing to me. Just because he starts laughing doesn't mean that this isn't who Jordan is. It may be that he exaggerates it for the cameras, but the core characteristics and character traits have always been there. It's who he is.
multiplemike No his character doesn't laugh his character is serious the whole point is he's being serious and doing his hit and Conan starts doing something stupid and Jordan breaks character and laughs and struggles to do his line and Conan if you watch it Conan even gives him the signal to keep going he broke character
@@multiplemike Americans choose actors for presidents, so I'm not surprised they even think the actors on a television show are real. Pretty cute, though
Fair dues to Eden for giving the greatest non-answer ever, and coming away with credit for it.
She out bullshitted the bullshitter
Non answer? It's pretty common knowledge for coffee enthusiasts that too much extraction gets out the bitter soluables that overpowers all other flavours.
@@Peterdeskater100 But that is literally what Jordan was complaining about, he doesn’t like how over-extracted American coffee is.
Her answer was bs lol
@@Broccoli_32 no, you completely missed the point, his point was the exact opposite
You get less extraction with American style because there's more coffee
@@hk78901 no, he was saying that American espresso is *over-concentrated*
A) I will watch anything with Jordan Schlansky. This shit is absolutely hilarious. B) Has anyone else noticed that the different late night hosts have their one thing that they do best? Craig Ferguson is EASILY the best interviewer (sad to see him go). Kimmell is great with just the sheer amount of celebrities he can get. Fallon has some of the craziest games. Letterman is just old school. And Conan has by FAR the best away segments, i.e. segments that take place out of the traditional area of the show. The Clueless Gamer segments are awesome. (I didn't include Seth Meyers because he's still getting his footing)
I pretty much agree 100% with this assessment. Maybe to my taste Ferguson is sometimes a little too crazy (in a calculated way) in his interviews and that Conan can be the best interviewer out of all of them (he has off nights of course). And Letterman - yeah he's old school and to me it just comes across as uninterested and just plain boring. But yeah, I really agree with your analysis.
Conan's remotes are great
Conan: best remotes, good interviewer but has tendency to talk over his guests. Fallon: best comedy/musical bits, terrible interviewer. Kimmel: pretty well-rounded, gets good guests via building relationships behind the scenes and sheer hard work. Ferguson: best improviser and most unpredictable. Letterman: washed-up
*Craigs whatever is so lame, I cannot believe he has any fans. He literally talks to a fake robot as his cohost. His jokes are horribly not funny, and I gave him multiple tries because sometimes people have bad days, but ferguson has a bad day every show, his jokes are so immature and the skits are worse than SNL these days.*
This is by far the most accurate, and non-idiotic, comment Ive seen. you are totally correct. I simply love watching CONAN. especially his remotes...and all the ones he does with Jordan. pristine!
It made me feel weird and somehow special when Jordan looked directly at the camera at the end
God damn that woman is beautiful!
yes, Eden-Marie Abramowicz is hot as hell
THANK YOU
Jeffrey Wendt
i just googled Eden coffee competition, she was one of the first results lol
(yes same tattoos n stuff)
raafmaat creep
Pol anonymous
yep!
"It only effects...humans" 😂
Had me dying
Jordan is actually very funny. He is a star too.
Maybe I'm alone here, but I enjoyed listening to everything that Jordan had to say
Is it because you like American style coffee??
I really need subtitles when listening to Jordan
your writing looks boring and serious
You’re alone there bro
im with you :D
At 7:44 Jordan is plotting her death.
i wad thinking he may had an orgasm at that.
+MrMetonicus You know it's serious because he's actually making eye contact for once.
I'm really bummed that I started watching Conan again only when I heard he was leaving his TBS show. He was my favorite in my teens, but after the whole NBC nonsense I kind of stopped watching because of college and I didn't have TBS. I started binge watching these clips on TH-cam and it is possibly some of his best material. Some of the segments had me genuinely rolling which is a rarity for me. I am looking forward to checking out your travel show on TBS and new show on HBO!
I believe Conan is going to start an online show instead and given how close he is with his staff he may have them there as well so maybe it wont be too different
if you got apple music or spotify you should start listening to his podcast "conan needs a friend". cant see him but still hilarious if you at work or driving
7:34 Didn't she just prove his point? She claims, that they go for as high extraction as possible, and that overdoing that would make the coffee too bitter... But Jordan says less concentrated is better...
I agree. Jordan asks "based on what criteria?" She immediately responds: "Based on the actual solubles that we're extracting," as if that statement holds some kind of objective significance. She follows that statement with subjective claims about certain qualities overpowering others in the coffee if they go over a certain concentration. But, she also doesn't really disagree with Jordan explicitly. Conan asks her to "get him" and she just explains what they are looking for in their coffee which, it seems to me, is pretty much what he just suggested (i.e. over concentration makes certain flavors overpower others in a negative way). I think it's really just Conan's "get him" comment that makes it seem like she's trying to refute him.
Get Conan! :)
They're both right, and the reason they can both be right has less to do with brew time and more to do with grind particle size. The longer you brew the espresso, the more bitter/burnt it will be. So if you want a more less concentrated, more liquid espresso - you'll use a coarser grind and give it the same 25-30 second brew time. It's no surprise Jordan bought an automatic machine, as even really expensive automatic machines notoriously fail to brew thick, syrupy espresso but succeed at very liquidy shots. I believe automatic machines grind coarsely because fine grinds require more maintenance.
I drink instant coffee and if i put too much in it,. It gets bitter.
rutr wer lol
Jordan should play the terminator in the next Terminator movie.
YES.
+The Interesting Nobody - [ Channel 1 ] should be the next villain in expendables movies..... hes magic power is to bore everyone to death
+The Interesting Nobody - [ Channel 1 ] He's awesome!
"Have you seen this boy?"
Jeff
"Nice bike."
6: 18 "I think you'll be fine. It only affects: ah, humans" LMAO
These outside people that keep straight faces during these shoots are incredible. Unless they've done the shots 50 times in a row to the point where it isn't funny anymore. It sure seems off-the-cuff though.
I was just laughing at the same line then went to the comments to see if anyone else was too
This has got to be the funniest thing I've ever seen without doubt .... Conan you are awesome and Jordan you are hilarious and such a great sport ...
'this is the same screen that Jordan sees in his mind when he tries to register an emotion'
hahaha
We need a Conan and Jordan road trip movie.
when conan pours in the creamer, that chicks face xD
***** Her heart broke haha
McKillaboy well it's really high quality coffee which they put effort into... I'm not those hipster coffee snobs but seriously a chocolate chip creamer on a good quality coffee? I won't even do that to my instant Nescafe coffee xD
kyrios0307 l love this scene so much, you are right, but its all a joke right? but this scene was not scripted that womans reaction was genuine, that face was of a person who has died inside.
I fucking love conan.
***** I make the same face when I see people dousing a perfectly seasoned and cooked steak in A1 steak sauce.
Greencoast the horror, if i ever use steak sauce or a1 (usually its worcestershire sauce) its only a little bit added with the spices when its raw.
they mine as well just drown the steak in ketchup.
Jordan is a purist. Love him!