Conan Takes Jordan Schlansky Coffee Tasting | CONAN on TBS

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  • @Pendragonthegreat
    @Pendragonthegreat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33012

    I do a Conan/Schlansky marathon every few months

    • @KartikChainani
      @KartikChainani 5 ปีที่แล้ว +217

      Pendragonthegreat I just discovered this series, it’s amazing 😂

    • @oer4785
      @oer4785 5 ปีที่แล้ว +241

      I do it every week

    • @masongreenhalgh8040
      @masongreenhalgh8040 5 ปีที่แล้ว +174

      I do it every day

    • @pauldavis5665
      @pauldavis5665 5 ปีที่แล้ว +145

      I do it every hour.

    • @102200052
      @102200052 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Me too😁

  • @BugOperator
    @BugOperator 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8830

    Poor Eden went through all five stages of grief in about 3 seconds when Conan busted out the Coffeemate.

    • @shapes9495
      @shapes9495 5 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      BVG OPERΛTOR thats exactly what happened accually

    • @45johngalt
      @45johngalt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +158

      @John Doe you are the only one that feels that way.

    • @justindenney-hall5875
      @justindenney-hall5875 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@45johngalt I second and third that LOL !

    • @thefriendlyneighborhoodspi3748
      @thefriendlyneighborhoodspi3748 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@45johngalt no I also didnt liked that

    • @Roystothecoolkid
      @Roystothecoolkid 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@thefriendlyneighborhoodspi3748 it's a harmless comedic bit bozo

  • @basicoptimalmouse
    @basicoptimalmouse 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6471

    "Like most of the sweetest thing in life , it's best enjoyed with people you care about." That's the most wholesome thing I've ever heard a robot say.

    • @RealMidoryu
      @RealMidoryu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +124

      I dunno, it kinda felt like it was a robot's attempt at sarcasm instead.
      Like, Jordan's been complaining the entire segment about the cafe's brewing methods, yeah? So it's possible for him to also mean, "I don't care for any of these people - let me enjoy my own coffee with REAL aficionados!"

    • @acativ9
      @acativ9 3 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      i dont think conan really got what jordan meant. i think he doesnt enjoy coffee around conan lol

    • @deviljon
      @deviljon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      I think that was his way of saying he doesn't care about any of them

    • @benzaiten933
      @benzaiten933 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      oh I took it as a not-so-subtle jab at those presents because coffee certainly isn't considered 'sweet' by itself. so he probably meant neither coffee nor company are sweet.

    • @QN00
      @QN00 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@acativ9 This is it hahaa

  • @speakingmoistly9912
    @speakingmoistly9912 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2429

    Jordan opening his mouth the receive the second squeeze is comedy perfection.

  • @TitoChowden
    @TitoChowden 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3437

    1:43 Conan literally hit the pause button

    • @wildflowers4582
      @wildflowers4582 4 ปีที่แล้ว +198

      I literally died because Jordan just froze💀

    • @wolverineiscool7161
      @wolverineiscool7161 4 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      @@wildflowers4582 you literally do not know what literally means

    • @wildflowers4582
      @wildflowers4582 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@wolverineiscool7161 bruh...

    • @californiansniper2133
      @californiansniper2133 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@wildflowers4582 you are literally 😏

    • @andresguth4279
      @andresguth4279 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Conan being John Quiñones tho

  • @playasadonejoe
    @playasadonejoe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5122

    I love how the coffee guy was totally into what Conan was doing! 'HOLD ME BACK!"

    • @missxspencer1538
      @missxspencer1538 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      You can tell he wanted to punch him too!

    • @weedthepeople2795
      @weedthepeople2795 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      There was an Intelligencia in Chicago near my place....walked in there ONE time and never went back.....The most Pretentious environment ive ever seen.....hipster douchebags as far as the eye can see

    • @blanethegoat
      @blanethegoat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      his name is sam not coffee guy lets give my man the respect he deserves

    • @IsraelistheJewsland
      @IsraelistheJewsland 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      If it weren't for the tattoos the coffee chick would be pretty hot

    • @darthultor6365
      @darthultor6365 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@IsraelistheJewsland in my opinion it ads to the beauty, suits her really well. But different strokes for different folkes

  • @mrcat3493
    @mrcat3493 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2318

    It’s amazing how life-like Jordan is. Truly revolutionary work by Team Coco.

    • @TransoceanicOutreach
      @TransoceanicOutreach ปีที่แล้ว +59

      His battery life is only 40 mins though, hopefully they improve that with the new model.

    • @Lord.Schnitzel
      @Lord.Schnitzel ปีที่แล้ว +2

      uncanny valley

    • @melissacastro5006
      @melissacastro5006 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I’m still convinced this is a bit 😂 I’ve never met a person quite like Jordan

    • @Lord.Schnitzel
      @Lord.Schnitzel ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@melissacastro5006 of course to an extend. he knows what is expected from him doing these skits. if he's a normal person you wouldn't get content.

    • @melissacastro5006
      @melissacastro5006 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Lord.Schnitzel 👊🏼

  • @incurableromantic4006
    @incurableromantic4006 2 ปีที่แล้ว +754

    Rumour has it that on dark nights, you can still hear the sound of Eden cringing in agony at the sight of the bottle of creamer.

    • @sidhu139
      @sidhu139 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Why only on dark nights? Why not on sunny days?

    • @thechicken1477
      @thechicken1477 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@sidhu139 what about sunny nights? What about sunny days in Philadelphia? Why does it seem like It's always sunny in Philadelphia?

    • @NiVi192
      @NiVi192 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@thechicken1477 I kinda you are getting off track here. 😆

    • @mw9688
      @mw9688 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@NiVi192 he is onto something. In parts of Alaska it’s all sun all the time.
      Not as ominous to hear Edens cringe… a little peaceful.

    • @michaeldc951
      @michaeldc951 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I never watched Conan and have no idea how him and Jordan popped up in my feed but I have been watching nonstop for an hour and laughing out loud. This is awesome!!

  • @dontaservant1741
    @dontaservant1741 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3055

    "I Used To Think My Life Was A Tragedy"
    - Jordan

    • @haidenjennings9439
      @haidenjennings9439 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Now this is comedy gold 😂😂

    • @fyodorbocalbos7997
      @fyodorbocalbos7997 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      HAHAHAHA

    • @apollo_2023
      @apollo_2023 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ''I still think my life was a tragedy"
      -IBeF00L 9th January 2020 23:25

    • @friedmiracle9960
      @friedmiracle9960 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      "But now i realize it's a f*cking comedy."

    • @hamishtaylor132
      @hamishtaylor132 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      But now I realize, it's about preparing my body in various ways

  • @sriramkiron4566
    @sriramkiron4566 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1733

    I love how Jordan just opened his mouth when Conan wanted to put whipped cream in it, like he was in acceptance that his life was for Conan to annoy him.

    • @AC-ny1di
      @AC-ny1di 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      When your boss constantly embarrasses, insults you globally & its considered as good humour.

    • @marks.3303
      @marks.3303 2 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      @@AC-ny1di It's a bit and Jordan's in on it. Conan's famously a good boss in reality.

    • @110southsmokingxgrilling8
      @110southsmokingxgrilling8 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@AC-ny1di Who hurt you bro?

    • @petervansan1054
      @petervansan1054 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@AC-ny1di but you get an espresso machine at your work

    • @henrijs1733
      @henrijs1733 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@AC-ny1di everyone's in on it, except you

  • @Jionunez7
    @Jionunez7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4078

    7:44 Jordan has either fallen madly in love with Eden, or is graphically planning her murder.

    • @user-vc5rp7nf8f
      @user-vc5rp7nf8f 4 ปีที่แล้ว +459

      robots aren't allowed to hurt humans

    • @TheBizarre1
      @TheBizarre1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +159

      Hes planning how hes going to trap her in his basement

    • @firstnamelastname-uw6vq
      @firstnamelastname-uw6vq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      If life really is a simulation, either Jordan found out the truth about it and is dead inside or he is a robot despising the fact that he needs to interact with people.

    • @jacquir8331
      @jacquir8331 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      @@TheBizarre1 It rubs the lotion on the skin

    • @unchartedjoker3866
      @unchartedjoker3866 4 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      @@jacquir8331 but first it prepares its body in various ways

  • @SomeOne-fx9kr
    @SomeOne-fx9kr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2057

    I love how Jordan never says "yes" or "that's right" when Conan talks, but replies with his own words.
    "Would you consider yourself a coffee expert?"
    "I enjoy coffee."

    • @Goblin_Hands
      @Goblin_Hands 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @Mr. King It can be considered humble if it comes from someone humble (who would usually have a follow-up to re-assure others they are just a fan like everyone else), but in this case, it comes from a know-it-all with outlandish and pompous opinions, which we all love him for. His answers are usually short, and seem to only come out to contradict previous statements in passive aggressive manners instead of agreeable confirmations.
      "...To the point you used office money to purchase an espresso machine and place it near your office?"
      "It was a reasonable purchase."
      He's already trying to argue and be right, lol.
      He follow ups with arguments instead of just saying "yes, I bought an espresso machine" like someone might do instead of trying and find weaknesses with the argument. 5 questions later Conan is still trying to get a "yes/no" reponse.

    • @Goblin_Hands
      @Goblin_Hands 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ​@Mr. King C: "What is Intelligencia mean? Is it an Italian word?"
      "It's an old political party..."
      C (to Jordan): "Do you know? - you know italian."
      Jordan: "It's not Italian."
      C: "Do you know what it means?"
      Jordan: "I was just told it's an old political party..."
      And here Jordan could have said, "I know some Italian, but am unfamiliar with that word."
      Obviously in context, they all know it's a political party, so that is unnecessary information unless thrown back as a jab mixed in with these nothing answers to try and make himself seem knowledgeable and Conan seem incomprehensive.

    • @Goblin_Hands
      @Goblin_Hands 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Of course, this is likely a bigger act than we think (such as when Jordan sneaks his jaw slightly open the 2nd time Conan tries to stuff it with whipped cream). 5:50
      Jordan does his role well, like when he interviews George Lucas with a obscure question fired off in a hostile fashion (who cares if Lucas doesn't remember every pixel and detail in his movies, he is only human):
      th-cam.com/video/gfDE3eJP9vc/w-d-xo.html

    • @bamfordsteele555
      @bamfordsteele555 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It's how a robot would speak.

    • @zc8673
      @zc8673 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Goblin_Hands he replies the way he does because he knows Conan and what he's ultimately trying to get at before he gets to it, so he's just spiking his argument.

  • @sadiesevak2273
    @sadiesevak2273 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2625

    "It only effects......ah humans"
    😂

  • @notwhouthinkiam8646
    @notwhouthinkiam8646 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8060

    Eden actually *died* inside. she looked so sad when conan pulled out the chocolate chip cookie and the whipped cream 😂

    • @terrancekayton007
      @terrancekayton007 4 ปีที่แล้ว +172

      Yep...& it was actually disgusting to witness so I get the side eye 👁

    • @weedthepeople2795
      @weedthepeople2795 3 ปีที่แล้ว +260

      There was an Intelligencia in Chicago near my place....walked in there ONE time and never went back.....The most Pretentious environment ive ever seen.....hipster douchebags as far as the eye can see

    • @Hjaelteomslag
      @Hjaelteomslag 3 ปีที่แล้ว +140

      @@weedthepeople2795 Yeah, coffee is just not that complicated.

    • @drunkensailor112
      @drunkensailor112 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@weedthepeople2795 hahaha I can believe that

    • @NATIVESUNSETS65
      @NATIVESUNSETS65 3 ปีที่แล้ว +158

      @@Hjaelteomslag Yes they're trying so hard to make it out to be some type of connoisseur's drink so they can charge more $$$$, and people love those flavored creamers it's a 3 billion dollar a year business.

  • @Bear_toe
    @Bear_toe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6837

    I took notes from Jordan to educate my friends.
    Edit:
    My ex friends.

    • @Kinobambino
      @Kinobambino 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Daaaamn

    • @landewell6862
      @landewell6862 5 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      They joined the war and sadly, they got hit by a mortar explosion. The OP cried for days and lost the appetite to eat. A week later, OP gathered himself together and vowed to revenge his friends. Trained himself in martial arts and the art of espionage, he took on a new identity. He travelled the stormy seas, in search of his enemies. When he found the masked mastermind, his eyes teared as he lodged the knife onto his enemy's heart. Little did he know that underneath the mask... was his bestfriend.... His heart was torn apart a million times. And so... edited this comment.

    • @souhirchouikha3878
      @souhirchouikha3878 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      lollll hahaaa

    • @jezcline
      @jezcline 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@landewell6862 i can watch that movie..

    • @sturdyalpaca
      @sturdyalpaca 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Lan Dewell feck off mate making me cry

  • @longxiao9823
    @longxiao9823 3 ปีที่แล้ว +770

    I've listened to Eden talk in 7:25 every year in the past 7 years. Every time, I get older and wiser, and every time I understand a little bit more of what she just said. I think I'm growing up.

    • @wanderingwizard1361
      @wanderingwizard1361 3 ปีที่แล้ว +207

      It seemed to me like she was making an argument for the coffee should not be overly concentrated which was actually the point that Jordan was making.

    • @longxiao9823
      @longxiao9823 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@wanderingwizard1361 Yeah but everybody loves to see Jordan getting schooled lol

    • @xan1716
      @xan1716 3 ปีที่แล้ว +136

      @@longxiao9823 she didn't school him really, though. Jordan was saying American coffee takes it too far in terms of concentration, and she responded by saying that indeed, they take it as far as they can. Which really isn't a refutation. (it's called a straw man.)

    • @longxiao9823
      @longxiao9823 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @@xan1716 Hmmm that's not really how I remember strawman argument to be. You are making it sound like she was reinforcing Jordan's argument. A strawman argument is supposed to be when she distorts his point and creates a different argument (not said by Jordan) to be attacked.

    • @xan1716
      @xan1716 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@longxiao9823 You may be right on whether this is truly a straw man or not, technically :) My point was that she was responding as if Jordan had said "your style of espresso is not concentrated enough!" (while in fact Jordan's position was the exact opposite)

  • @pillowybun
    @pillowybun 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8786

    "What you're saying is not logically sound." Perfect.

  • @lockebrady8005
    @lockebrady8005 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5252

    “I think you’ll be fine. It only affects...humans.”

  • @dabebop
    @dabebop 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2605

    "I don't agree with that analogy" is something I WISH I had said multiple times in my life. Jordan is a hero.

    • @BlackSpiderPro
      @BlackSpiderPro 8 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      That was the most hilarious thing in the whole video, according to me :D almost made me spit out my coffee!

    • @n.t3026
      @n.t3026 8 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Yea ik just flat out disagreeing lmao

    • @misterknite
      @misterknite 7 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      I truly admired him in that moment because it was such a shitty analogy.

    • @boliussa
      @boliussa 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +dabebop Better to say your analogy is flawed, or just "flawed analogy". I should give lessons ;-)

    • @partytor11
      @partytor11 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I don't agree with the sentiment that Boliussa should give lessons.

  • @Peter_1986
    @Peter_1986 ปีที่แล้ว +500

    Eden's hurt expression at 4:50 is extremely convincing - it might have even been a real reaction.

    • @pablot-r9402
      @pablot-r9402 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      A sign of someone who takes pride in their job and the products they deliver. Not many like her out there, but when you encounter them at their place of business, you're gonna get a good quality product.

    • @capnmoby9295
      @capnmoby9295 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      As a coffee snob, I feel her pain

    • @paineintheass233
      @paineintheass233 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      Conan secretly loves shitting on people who take themselves too seriously. That's mainly why the bits with Jordan work so well.

    • @denmcx6538
      @denmcx6538 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      She's basically dying inside @4:38

    • @jougetsu
      @jougetsu 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      her answer about tannins didn't contradict jordan's statement in any way. jordan basically said american coffee is too concetrated and she said we can't push it any higher because it'd be too bitter (tannins)

  • @megapanka
    @megapanka 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5858

    Conan is a improv master... seriously

    • @louieis1337
      @louieis1337 8 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      hes a genius

    • @Godkiller08
      @Godkiller08 8 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      It's mostly staged but he is still a genius

    • @csgopro1103
      @csgopro1103 8 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Conan is an*

    • @rharms_
      @rharms_ 8 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      look at his q+a videos on colleges, nothng staged but even more hilarious

    • @rock_oclock
      @rock_oclock 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      it's scripted bro

  • @Goliath5100
    @Goliath5100 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1397

    I like how Eden starts off really enthusiastic and excited and by the time they get to making drinks she's completely done with their bullshit.

    • @belugawhale6539
      @belugawhale6539 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      just completely done with Jordan

    • @belugawhale6539
      @belugawhale6539 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      JCmasters100 I'm not her fan at all but what brings you the idea that he's more knowledgeable about coffee than her....nevermind, I don't even-
      Making assumptions and generalisations like that from one exchange, where she didn't even have much of a chance to speak (that's heavily edited, and arguably partially staged), you don't seem to be a logically sound kind.

    • @gemasboy
      @gemasboy ปีที่แล้ว

      Exactly 😬

    • @ewanwiebe
      @ewanwiebe ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@gemasboy its a bit lol dw

    • @daa589
      @daa589 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You have Conan who's the least pretentious along with the most pretentious person and two people who want to be taken seriously but it's Conan O'Brien so you know something is coming. Coffemate. That's what's coming

  • @arjun-rq6zt
    @arjun-rq6zt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5015

    She looked like she was gonna cry cause he was putting creamer and whipped cream in the coffee 😂😂😂😂

    • @savsaga4991
      @savsaga4991 5 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      I loved what Conan did....I wanna try that too

    • @thebridge5483
      @thebridge5483 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      I drink my coffee with whipped cream

    • @gfox9295
      @gfox9295 5 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      lol, yeah... her initial reaction (the wide eyes, the raised eyebrows) at 4:25, hahah... Conan's such a troll.

    • @pauldavis5665
      @pauldavis5665 5 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      She is a coffee snob. Coffee snobs want everyone to drink coffee the way they do, the don't seem to understand that everyone has different tastes.

    • @gfox9295
      @gfox9295 5 ปีที่แล้ว +182

      But she's such a different kind of coffee snob than Jordan, which is another reason this video is so fun. Watching two types of coffee snobs, a decidedly-anti-snob like Conan, and a dude just trying to do his job at a coffee place (Sam)... try to get along. ;D

  • @6tuf85dyfu
    @6tuf85dyfu 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    I'm a coffee geek. Eden at 7:39 is correct. A 7g dose and 26ml output is 1:3.7 ratio, that's way too high unless they're using a very light roast. Regardless, most professional espresso machines in the US are 58mm. I don't know where you would even find a 7g basket. The lowest I've seen is like a 14g.

    • @ttfreckleton
      @ttfreckleton 15 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Yes but wouldn't you agree that utilising a 1:3.4 ratio is not as beneficial when considering a conservative ratio of 1:3.6 and that the tanens would over roast when European settings are considered when applying them to machines found mostly in the US?

  • @trashyums721
    @trashyums721 6 ปีที่แล้ว +665

    I like how Conan tapped Jordan and he paused like a robot 1:43

    • @DrDomich
      @DrDomich 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Tap to pause gesture

    • @dillvoorhees189
      @dillvoorhees189 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      because he is one

    • @saschacernava5434
      @saschacernava5434 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Hahaha true i just checked it, it is hilarious!!

  • @laytonspuzzle
    @laytonspuzzle 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3208

    4:25 Denial
    4:27 Anger
    4:32 Bargaining
    4:38 Depression
    4:50 Acceptance

    • @ninobertelli4687
      @ninobertelli4687 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Duet

    • @NickRanger
      @NickRanger 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Nailed it

    • @victorfergn
      @victorfergn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +137

      she's super cute in all of that though

    • @laytonspuzzle
      @laytonspuzzle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @Video game vids its the stages of grief

    • @thetasworld
      @thetasworld 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @Video game vids whoosh

  • @randyfolker2586
    @randyfolker2586 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1616

    The fact that Jordan opens his mouth the second time Conan outs whip cream in kills me

    • @mikegarza8648
      @mikegarza8648 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      You can tell he is going along with the comedy aspect because he makes sure to squeeze out the excess and let it fall from his mouth both times.

    • @darkangel8922
      @darkangel8922 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's just over comedy. Childish and not that funny.

    • @Itsyomama007
      @Itsyomama007 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@darkangel8922 dont watch it nobody is forcing u trump

    • @treyjames7757
      @treyjames7757 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@darkangel8922 who hurt you?

    • @Sernival
      @Sernival 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@treyjames7757 "i dont think its funny" "WhO hUrT yOu" wtf lol

  • @nighthawk0077
    @nighthawk0077 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1313

    Jordan actually made a good point about over concentrated espresso.

    • @dreamer2260
      @dreamer2260 2 ปีที่แล้ว +310

      He always makes good points. He's a thoughtful guy.

    • @yevfoster4768
      @yevfoster4768 2 ปีที่แล้ว +293

      @@dreamer2260 found Jordan’s burner account

    • @dreamer2260
      @dreamer2260 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@yevfoster4768 So hilarious and original. I’ve never seen that joke made before.

    • @huzzzer6083
      @huzzzer6083 2 ปีที่แล้ว +124

      @@dreamer2260 Sounds like something Jordan would say...

    • @XIplupIX
      @XIplupIX 2 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      He did not. He basicily gives 2 numbers disregarding the coffe. You do different brew ratios depending on the roast and etc. You cant have a general exact amount coffe to water ratio. Esspecialy you also have to watch out for how long you extract. For example he likes darker coffee roast where you try to have a colder brew temperature and less water because it is really easy to extract everything from darker coffe.

  • @AntonioJay1204
    @AntonioJay1204 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3511

    If Jordan is getting paid to stay in his character for Conan's show, he is well deserved for the salary.

    • @HigherKaiju
      @HigherKaiju 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      It's not a character

    • @AntonioJay1204
      @AntonioJay1204 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@HigherKaiju "if"

    • @HigherKaiju
      @HigherKaiju 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@AntonioJay1204 and it was answered

    • @AntonioJay1204
      @AntonioJay1204 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      @@HigherKaiju I know Conan has been saying that's actually how Jordan is like. But I am talking this hypothetical situation when Jordan is fooling everyone around him and acting out of his character to make a name for himself. You just don't get my joke, do you, Mike?

    • @chromitehertz9016
      @chromitehertz9016 4 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      @@AntonioJay1204 I think it's a character because we see Jordan break character often during bloopers and even actual skits.

  • @fantich1
    @fantich1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +614

    “This is the same screen that Jordan sees in his mind everytime he registers an emotion”😂

  • @abdeltube772
    @abdeltube772 5 ปีที่แล้ว +869

    "I think we've learn that coffee, like most of the sweetest things in life are best enjoyed with people you care about" - Jordan 2014

    • @metricsplease
      @metricsplease 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Wow, you really butchered that citation

    • @plexone3540
      @plexone3540 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      This is so true!

    • @curbozer5006
      @curbozer5006 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Marshone Lane Yes!...I did not pick up on that, at first....yay, Jordan gets in a final blow!

  • @Ffejro12256
    @Ffejro12256 2 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    Conan's look at 2:17 says everything...about everything...about Jordan Schlansky.

  • @ethananthony94
    @ethananthony94 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2567

    His body language is so static he doesn’t even move between cuts. 0:40

    • @ericfigueroa8047
      @ericfigueroa8047 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      Wow
      Thank you for this

    • @federicogarciapeter4943
      @federicogarciapeter4943 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Underrated comment hahaha

    • @gabrielrojas2090
      @gabrielrojas2090 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Nice eyes! Never noticed that 🤣🤣🤣

    • @lockejawe4050
      @lockejawe4050 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      It's beautiful. I've been looking at it for five hours now...

    • @namaloompakistani1768
      @namaloompakistani1768 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@gabrielrojas2090
      He may have watched it several times.

  • @Bhakshay
    @Bhakshay 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9601

    *jimmy fallon with big celebs* : 16m views
    *conan with jordan* : 16m views

    • @julian23561
      @julian23561 5 ปีที่แล้ว +625

      It's quite surprising as Jimmy Fallon is pretty much a boring and uninteresting host that doesn't do anything but laugh uncontrollably while tapping his desk at the dullest of jokes.

    • @lomhc
      @lomhc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Weird, 2 months later it's at 14m.

    • @lordcrayzar
      @lordcrayzar 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      14m

    • @pickle8233
      @pickle8233 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Didnt know views gets reduced by 2M every 3 months

    • @Iurisetpoena
      @Iurisetpoena 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Still at 14M

  • @warelephant3163
    @warelephant3163 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3475

    Their relationship is like Michael and Toby from the office

    • @skyscreeper5637
      @skyscreeper5637 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      omg yes xD

    • @pumpkinman5954
      @pumpkinman5954 5 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      Not at all. Michael is much more aggressive towards Toby and Toby never has anything intelligent to say

    • @cameronlang1081
      @cameronlang1081 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Pumpkin Man i feel like michael always cuts toby off before he even has the chance to say something intelligent

    • @watersports1381
      @watersports1381 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@cameronlang1081 toby is the scranton strangler, michaels gut tells him that

    • @sabalghoo
      @sabalghoo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      More like Kirk and Spock

  • @ValosarX
    @ValosarX 3 ปีที่แล้ว +341

    I love that all they need to do to get the audience to laugh is show Schlansky's emotionless glare.

    • @henrijs1733
      @henrijs1733 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      it also works on me, even as i imagine it now 😁

  • @robromeo3857
    @robromeo3857 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3853

    I actually love when Jordan goes on factual rants. hahah idk why but I'm always interested in what he has to say

    • @Shazoo1997
      @Shazoo1997 8 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      I'm just waiting for Conan's reaction.

    • @RIPHitchens
      @RIPHitchens 8 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      He is Dwight Shrute + Dexter Morgan

    • @elamericano9965
      @elamericano9965 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      No way. It's style over substance, that is Jordan's appeal. Great character tho I agree %100.

    • @lschalk
      @lschalk 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I agree!

    • @FacheChanteDeux
      @FacheChanteDeux 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +Possessed Eyebrows The best part was the whipped cream and coffeemate.

  • @maria-8284
    @maria-8284 3 ปีที่แล้ว +605

    6:07 omg the way Jordan just quietly opened his mouth i cant even-

  • @MrMarkpark
    @MrMarkpark 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1745

    Conan is funny as hell but Jordan is the true genius

    • @migostock
      @migostock 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      agree

    • @clovisdacruz6078
      @clovisdacruz6078 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Similar to laurel and hardy

    • @gaafailok3719
      @gaafailok3719 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I don’t understand why Jordan works at Conan when he is intelligent, such a waste shouldn’t he work in a place like a sale person, I would like to shop electronic, coffee or whatever he knows I would like his advice.

    • @laylac
      @laylac 5 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      Gaa Fai Lok He earns way more as an associate producer performing his various tasks and duties

    • @nebulousisgod
      @nebulousisgod 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      He doesn’t know nearly as much as he puts on. He projects an image of who he’d like to be without putting in the effort. Not that I know what I’m talking about

  • @joybose1821
    @joybose1821 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Once you've seen all the Conan/Schlansky videos, just start to look only Conan's face expression to what Jordan says. It's really genuine and he is amazed most of the times.

  • @MrDlt123
    @MrDlt123 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2734

    When they storm Area 51, they'll find thousands of Jordan clones.

    • @dr.jimmchugh1755
      @dr.jimmchugh1755 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Try Law School if you're craving Jordan drones. drjimxlaw64@gmail.com

    • @morrishellgrn
      @morrishellgrn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And their all robots

    • @morrishellgrn
      @morrishellgrn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They would be kind of like Elmer clones from the Brandon rogers show

    • @abi243
      @abi243 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      You might even find the bean probe

    • @santopablo792
      @santopablo792 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jordan's a synth human.

  • @sythinhnguyen9876
    @sythinhnguyen9876 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1333

    can’t stop binge watching Conan. Best talk show host ever

  • @riderouter
    @riderouter 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1024

    I gotta admit. Seeing that table spin actually was kind of satisfying.

  • @BlueRadium
    @BlueRadium ปีที่แล้ว +107

    Jordan is the final boss of the comedy straight man motif. I wonder if he realizes just how naturally funny-enabling he is.

    • @jspres86
      @jspres86 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Absolutely he does. Mike Birbiglia has said that he actually worked for Jordan at one point. Jordan knows exactly what he's doing and why it's so successful.

    • @emilal
      @emilal ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Conan knows the value of a straight-man routine. It's really funny to see the second Jordan crakcs up / breaks character Conan immediately puts himself into the straight man position and the roles are flipped.

    • @brick245-x9
      @brick245-x9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@emilalyep, for example the train ride when they were in Italy and Jordan loses it over human soil

  • @GhostDrops1
    @GhostDrops1 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2193

    I can never tell if Jordan is actually like that or if his personality is an act.
    If its an act then MAN is he good
    if its not, I still love the guy, Conan's skits with him are hilarious

    • @angelicelesteify
      @angelicelesteify 9 ปีที่แล้ว +191

      It's an act lol

    • @GhostDrops1
      @GhostDrops1 9 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      Celeste Lee Then damn, he is good

    • @GhostDrops1
      @GhostDrops1 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      crcaccounts what? Jordan?

    • @crcaccounts
      @crcaccounts 9 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      wadiee ay Correct.

    • @kingjulian.r5748
      @kingjulian.r5748 9 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      The workers on the show have said that he is very modotoned so I believe that's how he really is

  • @mikeysense2200
    @mikeysense2200 3 ปีที่แล้ว +699

    “I don’t agree with that analogy” 😂😂

    • @mcseedat
      @mcseedat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      "What you saying is not logically sound"

    • @ameliezhou8887
      @ameliezhou8887 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      If you think about it, it really wasn’t a good analogy comparing coffee beans to meat. Sure it made sense roasting wise, but they were talking about the flavor profiles.

    • @apollyon4761
      @apollyon4761 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@ameliezhou8887 I do not think it was meant to be 1:1 accurate moreso just something to explain to a layman. He probably does that tour several times.

    • @dogblong6811
      @dogblong6811 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      HOLD ME BACK

  • @kaiminchan3835
    @kaiminchan3835 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2033

    “I must consult... THE BEAN PROBE!!!!”

    • @zaddyyali7389
      @zaddyyali7389 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I thought he was gonna say Elder Gods🤦🏽‍♂️😂😂

    • @teriyakikush
      @teriyakikush 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      i gave you the +1 like for 1k likes you better thank me

    • @bradleyslaughter8193
      @bradleyslaughter8193 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Conan's face while he says that 🤣

    • @mrblaoblao6981
      @mrblaoblao6981 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Conan’s alien bits are beyond awesome. He did another one with Jordan and the therapist (“Proceed as planned, the invasion begins tomorrow”)

    • @turtleh
      @turtleh 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Classic golden age of the simpsons had this comedic style

  • @melvins1992
    @melvins1992 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    I love Jordan's closing line; it was such a clever insult, it didn't seem like Conan even picked up on it.

    • @kurtwagner350
      @kurtwagner350 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yeah I always took it as Jordan insulting Conan but people in the comments are saying it’s wholesome

  • @JohnSmith-qw1fg
    @JohnSmith-qw1fg 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2018

    the way she cringed when conan put the creamer made me feel it too

    • @CarlaLopesalexa
      @CarlaLopesalexa 8 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      me too. For more funny we have to see that this only a comedy show it was kinda disrespectful from him

    • @bananalegacy454
      @bananalegacy454 8 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      Carla Lopes I know it's kind of late but he does get permission from them to do jokes like this

    • @CarlaLopesalexa
      @CarlaLopesalexa 8 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Even after all of that she still cringed a lttle bit

    • @jackclarke3241
      @jackclarke3241 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      i know im 5 months late but they put that on for comedy purposes

    • @thomaskim7239
      @thomaskim7239 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      O

  • @gowd7800
    @gowd7800 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3454

    Conan goes to Harvard
    Also Conan
    I de-gassed 3 minutes ago

    • @dr.jimmchugh1755
      @dr.jimmchugh1755 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Anybody can go. You just go.

    • @QuantumFishFTW
      @QuantumFishFTW 5 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      @@dr.jimmchugh1755 True. You gotta go when you gotta go.

    • @frequentsee3815
      @frequentsee3815 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      420 likes

    • @yogitshankar6348
      @yogitshankar6348 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You have to see one of his Italian trip clip

    • @jspres86
      @jspres86 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      That just means he’s brilliant

  • @henrytm188
    @henrytm188 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2459

    "what ur saying isn't logically sound."
    "This whipcream is an artificially processed product once again"
    "i don't enjoy American coffee" 😂😂😂
    *I love this guy*

    • @yellowisacolor91
      @yellowisacolor91 6 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      He's just so much of a bullshitter and it's great! There's this 7 minute video of a scrapped skit with him talking the entire time about Star Wars and he pulled out all he could for 6 minutes where he just drops character. Another video he talks about drinking a protein and vegetable shake in the morning and he has a shame bucket with smores pop tarts.

    • @rpsigns1
      @rpsigns1 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      yellowisacolor91 i all mixed together in a world
      I all mixed up

    • @rpsigns1
      @rpsigns1 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mom

  • @umartariq
    @umartariq 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    even after 8 years, still is awsome

  • @corncobjohnsonreal
    @corncobjohnsonreal 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3768

    I'll bet money that Jordan is one of America's most prolific serial killers

    • @RacerzGTR
      @RacerzGTR 6 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      he is the zodiac killer

    • @dontewinfield2323
      @dontewinfield2323 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Smooth criminal

    • @keep7smiling
      @keep7smiling 6 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      If you have seen Jordan's office, you would know that a man this messy couldn't hide a murder.

    • @lockndock1929
      @lockndock1929 6 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@keep7smiling Or rather, the reason his room is messy is because he is trying to hide a murder?

    • @coenpat
      @coenpat 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Fantastic even

  • @camih1715
    @camih1715 8 ปีที่แล้ว +667

    I love Jordan's and Conan's relationship!!!😂😂😂

  • @deshaunfortune912
    @deshaunfortune912 5 ปีที่แล้ว +436

    They both looked horrified when he pulled out that creamer😂

    • @micnicandlic
      @micnicandlic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      deshaun fortune ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  • @manueldelrio6187
    @manueldelrio6187 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Jordan Schlansky is very extremely intelligent He put up with a lot of things, CONAN and Jordan the chemistry that they have between them is awesome they work very well together keep up the good work...

    • @Psychol-Snooper
      @Psychol-Snooper ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I think he's more immensely extra very extremely intelligent in a exceedingly excessive way.

  • @fuzzcentralage
    @fuzzcentralage 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1850

    "I inhaled a lot of the gas propellant, i have to assume that's dangerous as well."

    • @pizzainc95
      @pizzainc95 6 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      "Don't worry, it only affects humans."

    • @ssyre7040
      @ssyre7040 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      WTF are the Ancient Spartans have got to do with the Gas propellant? hhahaha

    • @claudebonanni6298
      @claudebonanni6298 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You know what whip-its are?

    • @HuyLy94
      @HuyLy94 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It'd be nitrous oxide, or laughing gas

    • @hannahgray5146
      @hannahgray5146 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      LOL

  • @dest151
    @dest151 5 ปีที่แล้ว +335

    conan, thank you for bringing jordan schlansky to us..some of the best laughs i have ever had.

    • @pryingeyes1551
      @pryingeyes1551 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      And the best part is that Conan provides a buffer, so that we can appreciate Jordan from a distance.

  • @daltynbrewer3565
    @daltynbrewer3565 8 ปีที่แล้ว +474

    There's no way I could keep a straight face around Conan

    • @royradiant
      @royradiant 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Daltyn Brewer but jordan does

    • @912geoff912
      @912geoff912 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Daltyn Brewer Q

    • @jayczzzya
      @jayczzzya 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Daltyn Brewer that's what makes Jordan awesome

  • @ethanporto1745
    @ethanporto1745 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    2:58 that guy was so happy Conan entered the conversation 😂😂

  • @CoolPandaTheMovieNerd
    @CoolPandaTheMovieNerd 6 ปีที่แล้ว +610

    5:53 How Jordan doesn't break character, I'll never know. The man deserves an Oscar.

    • @multiplemike
      @multiplemike 6 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      He doesn't break character because it's not a character, it's who he is.

    • @mickryles759
      @mickryles759 6 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      multiplemike no it's not you need to watch the vid where they have couples therapy Jordan breaks character and starts laughing

    • @multiplemike
      @multiplemike 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Mick Ryles, that means nothing to me. Just because he starts laughing doesn't mean that this isn't who Jordan is. It may be that he exaggerates it for the cameras, but the core characteristics and character traits have always been there. It's who he is.

    • @mickryles759
      @mickryles759 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      multiplemike No his character doesn't laugh his character is serious the whole point is he's being serious and doing his hit and Conan starts doing something stupid and Jordan breaks character and laughs and struggles to do his line and Conan if you watch it Conan even gives him the signal to keep going he broke character

    • @schoenbaard
      @schoenbaard 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      ​@@multiplemike Americans choose actors for presidents, so I'm not surprised they even think the actors on a television show are real. Pretty cute, though

  • @dancinggold17
    @dancinggold17 6 ปีที่แล้ว +443

    The way Jordan is eyeing Eden and thinking of the best way to dismember her 3:29 3:38

    • @kitanakhan1859
      @kitanakhan1859 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Dancing Gold I see it 🤣🤣

    • @24willa
      @24willa 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Like a serial killer?

    • @j.kapiris
      @j.kapiris 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dancing Gold dude, I saw that too

    • @jars7774
      @jars7774 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      or a serial dismemberer ...@@24willa

    • @StallionFernando
      @StallionFernando 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      They'll find his DNA all over her remains...

  • @cob8652
    @cob8652 7 ปีที่แล้ว +631

    6: 18 "I think you'll be fine. It only affects: ah, humans" LMAO

    • @rachelm.1605
      @rachelm.1605 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      These outside people that keep straight faces during these shoots are incredible. Unless they've done the shots 50 times in a row to the point where it isn't funny anymore. It sure seems off-the-cuff though.

    • @domenictate2280
      @domenictate2280 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I was just laughing at the same line then went to the comments to see if anyone else was too

  • @commander_cody841
    @commander_cody841 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    I love how unprofessional and just awkward it is, really makes it better

  • @valsotto27
    @valsotto27 9 ปีที่แล้ว +441

    need more Jordan Schlansky skits haha!

    • @datapatapappaskata
      @datapatapappaskata 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +irwin leonardo and less conan...

    • @smilescomeforfree5855
      @smilescomeforfree5855 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      +Pata Pullsson Yes. Schlansky needs his own show.

    • @MrThuralion
      @MrThuralion 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +irwin leonardo Need more Harima Kenji in my life

    • @CliffuckingBooth
      @CliffuckingBooth 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +irwin leonardo He reminded me Adrian Monk for some reason :D

    • @Ryuushit
      @Ryuushit 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +irwin leonardo Harima Kenji :D

  • @madmexmike19
    @madmexmike19 8 ปีที่แล้ว +215

    Eden looks so disgusted when Conan is using the creamer lol

    • @earthisadonut7213
      @earthisadonut7213 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Using other ingredients destroys the flavor of the coffee, especially if it's hand crafted carefully

  • @brandoncave-wynter6987
    @brandoncave-wynter6987 5 ปีที่แล้ว +313

    Eden 7:43 totally short-circuited Jordan. Conan just hops on the opportunity...
    You just got schooled son.
    You cannot write this level of genius of comedy.

    • @livingsimpleproperties4132
      @livingsimpleproperties4132 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It's called editing, dont you see the cuts?

    • @gfox9295
      @gfox9295 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's a shoop. I can see the pixels.

  • @sully1865
    @sully1865 2 ปีที่แล้ว +584

    Fair dues to Eden for giving the greatest non-answer ever, and coming away with credit for it.

    • @jaydock1
      @jaydock1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +150

      She out bullshitted the bullshitter

    • @Peterdeskater100
      @Peterdeskater100 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Non answer? It's pretty common knowledge for coffee enthusiasts that too much extraction gets out the bitter soluables that overpowers all other flavours.

    • @Broccoli_32
      @Broccoli_32 2 ปีที่แล้ว +153

      @@Peterdeskater100 But that is literally what Jordan was complaining about, he doesn’t like how over-extracted American coffee is.
      Her answer was bs lol

    • @hk78901
      @hk78901 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@Broccoli_32 no, you completely missed the point, his point was the exact opposite
      You get less extraction with American style because there's more coffee

    • @thexbigxgreen
      @thexbigxgreen 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@hk78901 no, he was saying that American espresso is *over-concentrated*

  • @GyroLamb
    @GyroLamb 8 ปีที่แล้ว +439

    ''You're having a small stroke. That's whats happening. We have to get you to the hospital..eh..within the month'' Lmao

  • @A_H_66
    @A_H_66 4 ปีที่แล้ว +628

    "What you're saying is not logically sound" is the phrase I shall start using when disagreeing with someone.

    • @justinbohemier118
      @justinbohemier118 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I don't agree with that analogy

    • @2010somewhere
      @2010somewhere 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Me too. It sounds so condescending and makes me sound smart!

    • @georgefridman8432
      @georgefridman8432 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Schlansky is Spok

    • @dimmn82
      @dimmn82 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I will be using it in youtube comments where I am almost always the one in the wrong.

    • @КоваленкоСаша-д7р
      @КоваленкоСаша-д7р 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@dimmn82 same lol

  • @acreageramblings3553
    @acreageramblings3553 5 ปีที่แล้ว +371

    Jordan is such a good sport.

    • @JohnLutherable
      @JohnLutherable 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I don't agree with that analogy

    • @SBCBears
      @SBCBears 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Agreed!

  • @antoncigur3727
    @antoncigur3727 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    "It only effects...humans" 😂

  • @pillowybun
    @pillowybun 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2722

    I could listen to Jordan talk about coffee all day long. Well, about anything really.

    • @shredderly
      @shredderly 7 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I love this guy.

    • @trippleg5824
      @trippleg5824 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      He’s a smart guy

    • @Happyman-od7zp
      @Happyman-od7zp 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Me too. ☺

    • @juniorquintero1702
      @juniorquintero1702 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I want him to be my teacher

    • @jeremyc9593
      @jeremyc9593 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      So basically, Schlansky should get into the world of narrating audiobooks. That would probably be amazing.

  • @Vyselink
    @Vyselink 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1279

    A) I will watch anything with Jordan Schlansky. This shit is absolutely hilarious. B) Has anyone else noticed that the different late night hosts have their one thing that they do best? Craig Ferguson is EASILY the best interviewer (sad to see him go). Kimmell is great with just the sheer amount of celebrities he can get. Fallon has some of the craziest games. Letterman is just old school. And Conan has by FAR the best away segments, i.e. segments that take place out of the traditional area of the show. The Clueless Gamer segments are awesome. (I didn't include Seth Meyers because he's still getting his footing)

    • @JCivX
      @JCivX 10 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      I pretty much agree 100% with this assessment. Maybe to my taste Ferguson is sometimes a little too crazy (in a calculated way) in his interviews and that Conan can be the best interviewer out of all of them (he has off nights of course). And Letterman - yeah he's old school and to me it just comes across as uninterested and just plain boring. But yeah, I really agree with your analysis.

    • @BrandonSegave
      @BrandonSegave 10 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Conan's remotes are great

    • @404errorfilenotfound
      @404errorfilenotfound 10 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Conan: best remotes, good interviewer but has tendency to talk over his guests. Fallon: best comedy/musical bits, terrible interviewer. Kimmel: pretty well-rounded, gets good guests via building relationships behind the scenes and sheer hard work. Ferguson: best improviser and most unpredictable. Letterman: washed-up

    • @dertythegrower
      @dertythegrower 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      *Craigs whatever is so lame, I cannot believe he has any fans. He literally talks to a fake robot as his cohost. His jokes are horribly not funny, and I gave him multiple tries because sometimes people have bad days, but ferguson has a bad day every show, his jokes are so immature and the skits are worse than SNL these days.*

    • @degratest1
      @degratest1 10 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      This is by far the most accurate, and non-idiotic, comment Ive seen. you are totally correct. I simply love watching CONAN. especially his remotes...and all the ones he does with Jordan. pristine!

  • @WestOfEarth
    @WestOfEarth 4 ปีที่แล้ว +269

    It's amazing how Conan made stars out of his staff. Other late night hosts would and do occasionally call out a camera operator or the stage producer. Conan went all in.

  • @edl5299
    @edl5299 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    This has got to be the funniest thing I've ever seen without doubt .... Conan you are awesome and Jordan you are hilarious and such a great sport ...

  • @SaltBhj
    @SaltBhj 7 ปีที่แล้ว +179

    "This is the screen Jordan sees whenever he tries to register an emotion" 😂😂😂😂

  • @MikaeruDaiTenshi
    @MikaeruDaiTenshi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4715

    I felt sorry for Eden, until she crushed Jordan.

    • @GhostHostMemories
      @GhostHostMemories 5 ปีที่แล้ว +137

      that's called biding your time.

    • @greatbriton8425
      @greatbriton8425 5 ปีที่แล้ว +661

      Sorry but she only said she doesn't go over 22-23% extraction. That didn't discount what Jordan had said previously at all - that Americans extract too much coffee.

    • @gfox9295
      @gfox9295 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      FATALITY!

    • @jfiggs9780
      @jfiggs9780 5 ปีที่แล้ว +413

      Great Briton exactly! Jordan showed complete restraint and emotional intelligence because he saw she was not getting the point of his argument. American coffee sucks!

    • @zf5656
      @zf5656 5 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      Jordan stated his opinion on the difference in taste. Shortly after he criticized their process. She then basically said how it needs to be that process in order to get the results of their flavor.

  • @LOSTEpisodesForFree
    @LOSTEpisodesForFree 8 ปีที่แล้ว +198

    'this is the same screen that Jordan sees in his mind when he tries to register an emotion'
    hahaha

  • @MatthewSheaSullivan
    @MatthewSheaSullivan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Eden versus Jordan was beautiful to watch

  • @williamjameslehy1341
    @williamjameslehy1341 8 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Jordan segments need to become a weekly thing on Conan. Undoubtedly the funniest bits he does.

  • @thatman8848
    @thatman8848 8 ปีที่แล้ว +362

    haha "I must consult...THE BEAN PROBE!" Haha

    • @kasexoxo2617
      @kasexoxo2617 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      O god i died

    • @kasexoxo2617
      @kasexoxo2617 8 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I know my conan addiction is bad when i anticipated him going for that voice

    • @that1guy335
      @that1guy335 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      I did too Kasie but I still lmao!

  • @Shankovich
    @Shankovich 9 ปีที่แล้ว +218

    So Jordan was holding back at the end for sure, because anyone who has been to Italy or Central Europe (or some legit family cafe) knows he's spot on.

    • @obiehn276
      @obiehn276 9 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Please just shut up

    • @ScottyHunter
      @ScottyHunter 9 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Obinna Nzekwe you're*

    • @ScottyHunter
      @ScottyHunter 9 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      ***** Nice try attempting to make yourself sound right in all three of your comments. lol. That's adorable.

    • @SileX84
      @SileX84 9 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Scotty Hunter I live in Italy for many years. Schlansky is right!

    • @ScottyHunter
      @ScottyHunter 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      SileX84 I wasn't debating about Jordan being right or not... lol

  • @E-MAN979
    @E-MAN979 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I can vouch for the authenticity of his behavior, I had a boss that was as completely deadpan about EVERYTHING.
    Couldn’t have any kind of conversation with him that had any emotion, he just couldn’t express it.
    He laughed a few times just like Jordan has on the show but after he’s done he would go straight back to the expressionless demeanor.

  • @TheInroad
    @TheInroad 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1429

    "I don't agree with that analogy"

    • @celiaosborne3801
      @celiaosborne3801 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I concur with my learnt colleague

    • @charliemisch7325
      @charliemisch7325 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      so arrogant

    • @AnitaHanjaaab
      @AnitaHanjaaab 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lmao he's a savage

    • @gamespace112
      @gamespace112 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Jordan is 200% a sociopath

    • @jjryan1352
      @jjryan1352 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@celiaosborne3801 Jordan isn't British, so it would be "learned college". Also, it's a very simple analogy. Nothing wrong with it. The heating method is irrelevant. The analogy is that there is a gradual color change to preference.

  • @MetalHermit83
    @MetalHermit83 9 ปีที่แล้ว +290

    when conan pours in the creamer, that chicks face xD

    • @McKillaboy
      @McKillaboy 9 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      ***** Her heart broke haha

    • @kyrios0307
      @kyrios0307 9 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      McKillaboy well it's really high quality coffee which they put effort into... I'm not those hipster coffee snobs but seriously a chocolate chip creamer on a good quality coffee? I won't even do that to my instant Nescafe coffee xD

    • @MetalHermit83
      @MetalHermit83 9 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      kyrios0307 l love this scene so much, you are right, but its all a joke right? but this scene was not scripted that womans reaction was genuine, that face was of a person who has died inside.
      I fucking love conan.

    • @Greencoast215
      @Greencoast215 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ***** I make the same face when I see people dousing a perfectly seasoned and cooked steak in A1 steak sauce.

    • @MetalHermit83
      @MetalHermit83 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Greencoast the horror, if i ever use steak sauce or a1 (usually its worcestershire sauce) its only a little bit added with the spices when its raw.
      they mine as well just drown the steak in ketchup.

  • @thatdude034
    @thatdude034 4 ปีที่แล้ว +267

    Jordan: *travels and has romantic dinners by himself*
    Also Jordan: "Like most of the sweetest thing in life , it's best enjoyed with people you care about"

    • @ml9013
      @ml9013 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      People to jordan = me, myself and i

    • @Commander_Cat
      @Commander_Cat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      that was most definitely a *roast*

    • @TheGodYouWishYouKnew
      @TheGodYouWishYouKnew 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      He was told to say that at the end. Definitely not a Jordan-type response.

  • @jellyfishrage33
    @jellyfishrage33 3 ปีที่แล้ว +160

    Conan has become a man who actively gets away with acting like an absolute buffoon. I love it.

    • @nerdock4747
      @nerdock4747 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "Duo Buffoni"

    • @pablot-r9402
      @pablot-r9402 ปีที่แล้ว

      A lot of his humor over the stretch of his talkshow has revolved around self-deprecation (poking comedic fun at himself - does this a lot interviewing guests), and so to see him act foolishly aligns with that long-standing theme, in addition to his delightful buffoonery contrasting well to his overall intelligence and professional credentials. Someone with far less mental & psychological depth would never get away with it as well as Conan.

    • @Jaunty_jules
      @Jaunty_jules ปีที่แล้ว

      @pablot-r9402 true

  • @thedarknesscallingme
    @thedarknesscallingme 9 ปีที่แล้ว +709

    "what we've learned is that coffee, like most of the sweetest things in life, is best enjoyed with the people you care about"
    ...I'm sensing there was a backhanded comment in there somewhere lol

    • @sg500
      @sg500 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +thedarknesscallingme yea your right considering he didnt have a cup.

    • @shellsy515
      @shellsy515 9 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      +thedarknesscallingme I have a feeling that line was scripted.

    • @louisg7908
      @louisg7908 8 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      +thedarknesscallingme Im pretty sure it had a double meaning, after quite a few jordan videos its clear he's good friend with conan so he said that in a tone that sounded sarcastic, to con

    • @thedarknesscallingme
      @thedarknesscallingme 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      *****
      oh i never meant that it was a backhanded comment in a malicious way, judging by the way Jordan and Conan get along they clearly are good friends and understand each other well

    • @louisg7908
      @louisg7908 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      ***** yeah i understood that and scrapped my comment, but somehow it got posted half done lol

  • @HalXV
    @HalXV 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2332

    One day Jordan is gonna get tired and he's gonna murder Conan.

    • @HalXV
      @HalXV 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ***** Hahahahahahahahahahaha

    • @willlamington3380
      @willlamington3380 8 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      +AlXV Jordan is just going to be standing there, staring into your soul with the same emotionless expression and start ranting on about the minerals in Conans blood

    • @nikooahmadi3427
      @nikooahmadi3427 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Will Lamington lmfao

    • @gromitpesley
      @gromitpesley 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +James Little (Jaime) Some dude with a "schlansky rules" shirt.

    • @mithunkagayannn
      @mithunkagayannn 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      exactly

  • @Kinobambino
    @Kinobambino 5 ปีที่แล้ว +283

    Jordan is like a sitcom character everyone wanted to be real and became real.

  • @SolamenteVees
    @SolamenteVees 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Whoever edits these bits deserves some credit. It’s brilliant.

  • @iammohammedyasser
    @iammohammedyasser 6 ปีที่แล้ว +238

    Jordan is actually very funny. He is a star too.

  • @smradztoiek
    @smradztoiek 6 ปีที่แล้ว +644

    7:34 Didn't she just prove his point? She claims, that they go for as high extraction as possible, and that overdoing that would make the coffee too bitter... But Jordan says less concentrated is better...

    • @kKkites
      @kKkites 6 ปีที่แล้ว +178

      I agree. Jordan asks "based on what criteria?" She immediately responds: "Based on the actual solubles that we're extracting," as if that statement holds some kind of objective significance. She follows that statement with subjective claims about certain qualities overpowering others in the coffee if they go over a certain concentration. But, she also doesn't really disagree with Jordan explicitly. Conan asks her to "get him" and she just explains what they are looking for in their coffee which, it seems to me, is pretty much what he just suggested (i.e. over concentration makes certain flavors overpower others in a negative way). I think it's really just Conan's "get him" comment that makes it seem like she's trying to refute him.

    • @smradztoiek
      @smradztoiek 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Get Conan! :)

    • @JaredCzaia
      @JaredCzaia 6 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      They're both right, and the reason they can both be right has less to do with brew time and more to do with grind particle size. The longer you brew the espresso, the more bitter/burnt it will be. So if you want a more less concentrated, more liquid espresso - you'll use a coarser grind and give it the same 25-30 second brew time. It's no surprise Jordan bought an automatic machine, as even really expensive automatic machines notoriously fail to brew thick, syrupy espresso but succeed at very liquidy shots. I believe automatic machines grind coarsely because fine grinds require more maintenance.

    • @rutrwer8220
      @rutrwer8220 6 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      I drink instant coffee and if i put too much in it,. It gets bitter.

    • @2012salsahot
      @2012salsahot 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      rutr wer lol

  • @iamprodigyww_1258
    @iamprodigyww_1258 6 ปีที่แล้ว +711

    Conan and Jordan are like a married couple. 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @rev.9683
      @rev.9683 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      that don't agree with each other everytime 😂

    • @LuvFearlessly
      @LuvFearlessly 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I can’t tell which is the husband and which is the wife

    • @moncemartinez2880
      @moncemartinez2880 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Hannah E. K. Conan is definitely the wife lmao

  • @isabellegiorgis2975
    @isabellegiorgis2975 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    totally agree with Jordan. Coffee should not taste bitter. It should taste rich, full, dense, like chocolate.

  • @kalannorman3275
    @kalannorman3275 5 ปีที่แล้ว +305

    " I've inhaled a lot of the gas propellant " lmfao 😂😂😂

    • @ridespirals
      @ridespirals 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      which is just nitrous oxide, 100% safe

    • @nickz5849
      @nickz5849 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ridespirals Lol no it isnt... People buy those cans just to inhale the gas because it's a poor mans high

    • @8Bitz
      @8Bitz 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@nickz5849 which they also use in dentistry. It's safe.

    • @nickz5849
      @nickz5849 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@8Bitz Yeah when used by professionals. There is such a thing as nitrous oxide poisoning dude

    • @XplicitStory
      @XplicitStory 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nick Z yeah a high amount not what Jordan consumed

  • @MrMetonicus
    @MrMetonicus 9 ปีที่แล้ว +236

    At 7:44 Jordan is plotting her death.

    • @vince1987
      @vince1987 9 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      i wad thinking he may had an orgasm at that.

    • @TheExiledTexan
      @TheExiledTexan 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +MrMetonicus You know it's serious because he's actually making eye contact for once.

  • @fantoonstic
    @fantoonstic 6 ปีที่แล้ว +504

    Jordan Schlansky: professional buzzkill.

  • @cito173
    @cito173 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Thank goodness there’s alot of this skits to go on a binge every once in awhile 😂