Conan Interviews "Late Night" Associate Producer Jordan Schlansky - "Late Night With Conan O'Brien"

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  • @el__2handed
    @el__2handed 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3161

    Jordan smiled more in this 9-minute video than he has in 11 years on Conan’s TBS show.

    • @dylanestrada5939
      @dylanestrada5939 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      he sometimes breaks character

    • @macewbee
      @macewbee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yep

    • @hussain6469
      @hussain6469 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Nah

    • @Bushmills21
      @Bushmills21 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Yeah he really got better at not corpsing as the show went on. These early ones he's having a hard time holding it together.

    • @keithc1234
      @keithc1234 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He buys websites they mention on the show

  • @theomen7665
    @theomen7665 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5292

    You can see Jordan smiling and suppressing his laughter in these really early bits. Over the years, they sharpened his stoicism into an unholy instrument of comedic riffing, a truly hilarious wet blanket stifling Conan's always-lurking electrical fire

    • @Huliatt
      @Huliatt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      It's not that he doesn't know how to smile or laugh, but he doesn't do it like neurotypical people (source: my partner is autistic). They learn to mirror other's reactions to fit into society. If someone else smiles, they smile back, if people laugh, they will learn to laugh with them (source: my partner's behavioral therapy)

    • @playasadonejoe
      @playasadonejoe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      I don't think you should throw wet blankets onto an electrical fire.

    • @Agispsi
      @Agispsi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +274

      @@Huliatt You missed the point that Jordan is doing a bit. That is not his real presonality... he got better at playing the part over time.

    • @davemunger8803
      @davemunger8803 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Well put!

    • @theomen7665
      @theomen7665 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      I can get to Macchio

  • @CB-pf5lb
    @CB-pf5lb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2633

    _“Because it appeals to children doesn't exclude me from enjoying it.”_ Jordan Schlansky

    • @aliennowa
      @aliennowa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      He says that about teenage girls too. j/k

    • @masterofallgoons
      @masterofallgoons 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@aliennowa - Girls...?

    • @HigherPlanes
      @HigherPlanes 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That could be taken soooo out of context.

    • @philiplynch6224
      @philiplynch6224 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Conan's made up Rush songs > Rush songs

    • @elorine5682
      @elorine5682 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Preach Jordan 😂😂

  • @GamingLovesJohn
    @GamingLovesJohn ปีที่แล้ว +543

    “Just because it appeals to children doesn’t exclude me from enjoying it” … that actually is the greatest and relatable line ever when I rewatch old cartoon classics, or do eat cereal.

    • @acesul8811
      @acesul8811 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Jordan is wrong here though. Honey Nut Cheerios is actually 33% sugar which is pretty high. That's 3 tablespoons per 100g. Oatmeal by comparison is 1% sugar with more protein. I would keep it away from children. And the cheerios too.

    • @fartzhapy4165
      @fartzhapy4165 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      F****** weird it's just cereal, don't let them eat it all day everyday 🙄 duh

    • @grey_wulf
      @grey_wulf 15 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@acesul8811 You are more Jordan than Jordan

  • @Ratmann8436
    @Ratmann8436 3 ปีที่แล้ว +379

    "I sang it correctly and you didn't."
    "So where you gonna work tomorrow?"

  • @harishsundar3409
    @harishsundar3409 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3268

    God bless the writer's strike for giving us Jordan Schlansky

    • @pajdovelicanstveni
      @pajdovelicanstveni 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      They should strike every day.Nothing compares to Conan's quick wit.

    • @jmp01a24
      @jmp01a24 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      What? There is a strike? Strike a pose more like it.

    • @BroBruh
      @BroBruh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Why was the writers strike responsible for that? Just wanting to know

    • @bflavasonthetrack
      @bflavasonthetrack 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Sarcasm is next to godliness

    • @habibnsouro
      @habibnsouro 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      U gotta watch the whole video lol,
      Conan pretty much says he’s forced to hang out with Jordan because of the strike, this video is really old obviously

  • @brundash8013
    @brundash8013 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2521

    Jordan does the opposite of ‘laugh at your boss’s jokes to impress him’

    • @yaarshemash5454
      @yaarshemash5454 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      That's why conan continues to employ Jordan till this day - he respects him

    • @mustafacom6378
      @mustafacom6378 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      'dont laught at your boss' jokes to impress him' or 'make your boss to laugh at you to impress him'?

    • @eeshwaran64
      @eeshwaran64 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      In this clip he looked so good, too!

    • @MOCCHA101
      @MOCCHA101 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Of course he is ...I upload some of his unseen clips
      👍

    • @john_avernia
      @john_avernia 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I think all of Conan's staff only laugh at his jokes when it's funny. Andy, Sona, and Matt especially would probably just stared at him in silence if his jokes failed.

  • @phaedrussmith1949
    @phaedrussmith1949 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2020

    The important thing to know about Jordan Schlansky is that when he’s doing his job correctly, no one even knows he’s there.

    • @MehrdadParthian
      @MehrdadParthian 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      now that i think about it, that statement is actually quite creepy. lol

    • @skipsch
      @skipsch 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Like a true god

    • @ln7929
      @ln7929 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      The same also applies if he isn't working at all

    • @juliusdaviesd
      @juliusdaviesd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I strive for that at work.

    • @saphirebandit93
      @saphirebandit93 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      a house elf

  • @grammardynamite9764
    @grammardynamite9764 3 ปีที่แล้ว +586

    "Bags of oranges lying around!"
    "Those are clementines."

  • @joesmith332
    @joesmith332 3 ปีที่แล้ว +446

    5:16 "So you murdered them. What else could you do?" They cut out Conan's next line that aired originally: "Those bitches had to die."

    • @joesmith332
      @joesmith332 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Jeff Bezos If you search "jordan schlansky first appearance vimeo" they have the entire original airing which includes the line.

    • @kawaiiafangirl
      @kawaiiafangirl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      I distinctly remember that line and I'm glad someone else remembered too. I'm kinda disappointed that they cut out that line. One of my favorites from Conan was when he and Jordan were having dinner and he said that Jordan got raped in a cellar. Lol.

    • @Jewel_Owldove
      @Jewel_Owldove 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yea they definitely cut that line. They also cut the part when Conan joked that Jordan got raped.

    • @FriendlyCroock
      @FriendlyCroock 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@kawaiiafangirl
      Well they cut it because... it's kinda racist

    • @kawaiiafangirl
      @kawaiiafangirl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@FriendlyCroock how's it racist?

  • @Essobee
    @Essobee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +943

    I think the best part of Jordan is just how much Conan obviously likes and still is baffled by the guy

    • @senpaichio7446
      @senpaichio7446 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Can anyone please tell me the name of the song to which they were dancing

    • @senpaichio7446
      @senpaichio7446 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@warth166 thanks a lot buddy

    • @Psykel
      @Psykel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Well, he’s been with Conan almost from the start. I think he was hired back in 1995 or so IIRC.

    • @coldramentpm1013
      @coldramentpm1013 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@warth166 woman

    • @elpulpo800
      @elpulpo800 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@senpaichio7446 "More than a woman" The Beegees.

  • @aritrasur2682
    @aritrasur2682 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2089

    This is the most I've seen Jordan smile in one video

    • @guillaumelauzon571
      @guillaumelauzon571 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      it's like he gave up on being Jordan because he's probably Jordaning himself out at home in quarantine

    • @positronicreflex.
      @positronicreflex. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      This was before he updated to 2.0

    • @djgulston
      @djgulston 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      I think Jordan broke character once and started laughing on the train during the episode where he and Conan travel Italy together.

    • @Darth_Yavin
      @Darth_Yavin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Watch the Conan in Italy one. Jordan straight up lost it at one point it was hilarious

    • @asslover1513
      @asslover1513 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      What staying in one company for decades does to you

  • @djefard250
    @djefard250 3 ปีที่แล้ว +952

    “Just because it appeals to children, doesn’t exclude me from enjoying it” is my new standard response for 90% of my diet

    • @iluvdissheet
      @iluvdissheet 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Love this comment! Agree 100%

    • @DougWIngate
      @DougWIngate 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      And books, TV shows and movies

    • @bern9642
      @bern9642 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@DougWIngate or pokemon

    • @pearlejam7115
      @pearlejam7115 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's the new food group

    • @markmower6507
      @markmower6507 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Like capn crunch oops All berries with strawberry ice cream and chocolate fudge sauce and marshmallow creme.

  • @matthew8505
    @matthew8505 2 ปีที่แล้ว +682

    I like how Jordan is kinda a genius. He can dance, knows how to bull whip, knows all wine, and knows all nutrition. Stunning

    • @jusdrewit
      @jusdrewit ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Also knows Star Wars, knows Italian culture, knows coffee, I'm sure there's more

    • @PaperSpeakersWat
      @PaperSpeakersWat ปีที่แล้ว +83

      He's prepared his body in various ways

    • @fb1000000
      @fb1000000 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Yeah he’s actually really cultured

    • @Mistral434
      @Mistral434 ปีที่แล้ว

      Some very clear traits of the autistic savant

    • @josesegovia9738
      @josesegovia9738 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You don't have to show off like that. I bet Conan is a million times more cultured than him

  • @Jerald173
    @Jerald173 3 ปีที่แล้ว +509

    Every month I do a Jordan conan marathon just to surpress my depression

    • @bigboysdotcom745
      @bigboysdotcom745 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Touch grass

    • @Jerald173
      @Jerald173 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@bigboysdotcom745 wow, you must have lot of friends

    • @tojoinbobdylan
      @tojoinbobdylan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I getchu, I do like 3

    • @TheShamansQuestion
      @TheShamansQuestion ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yeah, I feel ya. I more or less do the same thing.

    • @nighttripper1432
      @nighttripper1432 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Supress it in various ways 💪

  • @leonardo3399
    @leonardo3399 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1965

    I'm a simple man. I see Jordan Schlansky, I immediately click to watch.

    • @swanhtet1
      @swanhtet1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      We are all very simple when it comes to Schlansky.

    • @Strimlarn87
      @Strimlarn87 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      We are all simple human beings*

    • @pauls1555
      @pauls1555 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      this exact comment has been written SO MANY TIMES. Very simple stuff indeed

    • @KhoPhi
      @KhoPhi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Wrong. You need to "prepare your body in various ways" first, before you watch

    • @syahrizalhakiki3011
      @syahrizalhakiki3011 3 ปีที่แล้ว

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      來調味食物煮的時候 1619411708

  • @malakaihernandez2235
    @malakaihernandez2235 3 ปีที่แล้ว +754

    They gave us what we wanted, more Jordan Schlansky.

  • @johncoryell
    @johncoryell 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3441

    He has the personality of a cat that has become a human

    • @andyman3309
      @andyman3309 3 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      This comment is underrated

    • @CLBOO6
      @CLBOO6 3 ปีที่แล้ว +144

      And conan is the playful dog always teasing

    • @doknox
      @doknox 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      💯😂

    • @dumbwithmilan
      @dumbwithmilan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      hehe

    • @speggeri90
      @speggeri90 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      That's the funniest and truest comment about Jordan I've read :D

  • @daspammer5896
    @daspammer5896 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    I feel like Conan hired Jordan because he was the sole person who didn’t act excited when he met Conan for the first time.

  • @TWOhype23
    @TWOhype23 3 ปีที่แล้ว +196

    I love how over time they fixated on making Jordan more and more of a robot. He shows more emotion here I think than any other video hahaha.

    • @bruhmomento6844
      @bruhmomento6844 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      more time spent with conan burned him out lol

    • @beautyofblaque
      @beautyofblaque 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@bruhmomento6844 probably lmaoo. idk if it's real or part of the "play" but you can tell in how he treated him here vs all the segments down the line that Conan lost respect for Jordan. kinda rough to see as I get older

    • @DeadGuye1995
      @DeadGuye1995 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@beautyofblaque wrong and projecting

    • @rradiosilencee
      @rradiosilencee ปีที่แล้ว +2

      human soil

    • @MrJellyfishGuy
      @MrJellyfishGuy ปีที่แล้ว +3

      This was an early proto type. They updated Jordan in later videos.

  • @freddym99
    @freddym99 3 ปีที่แล้ว +245

    "what food is in there?"
    "various kinds"
    -classic jordan schlansky

  • @Punisher2all
    @Punisher2all 3 ปีที่แล้ว +488

    Jordan prepared his body in various ways before this interview.

    • @Omegatonboom
      @Omegatonboom 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I like the Jordan style ambiguity to your sentence there 😂

    • @vicwaters87
      @vicwaters87 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      With Poptarts and children's cereal.

    • @dimas.2381
      @dimas.2381 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Omegatonboom It's not ambiguity, Jordan himself has said that

  • @williamsyelyah2928
    @williamsyelyah2928 3 ปีที่แล้ว +606

    I love how Conan can't stop laughing at Jordan's existence

    • @rddmad
      @rddmad 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      LMFAO

    • @slimer1984
      @slimer1984 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      "Yes, you are our leader."

  • @PragmaticTornado
    @PragmaticTornado 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    This guy really must be the best boss ever; seems like no one ever quits once they start working for him.

  • @NomadicAstro
    @NomadicAstro 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    The legend of Jordan grows even after the show has ended. This man needs his own show

  • @doslover
    @doslover 3 ปีที่แล้ว +190

    I don't know why but this seems like the most authentic Jordan Schlansky. He's not playing anything up, not afraid to smile... either way a Jordan video is never a bad time.

    • @zakeden1353
      @zakeden1353 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I think it's because it's his first appearance with Conan so he was just being his true self. Through the years you can see him develop a more heightened version of himself that's more stoic and less emotional on camera. I agree though, there's no such thing as a bad Jordan video.

    • @winter9741
      @winter9741 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@zakeden1353 he doesn't smile because Conan is mean to him lol why would he smile I would cry if I was him

  • @EM33700
    @EM33700 3 ปีที่แล้ว +263

    Conan: Calmest cucumber I've ever talked to.
    Jordan: *stares and maintains cucumber composure*

    • @JamesPound
      @JamesPound 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Looked like he was processing a vegetable comeback.

  • @biiyen8458
    @biiyen8458 3 ปีที่แล้ว +926

    Jordan struggling to stay in character will never get old.

    • @guitarmatricide4834
      @guitarmatricide4834 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      It seems to get more and more difficult for him as the years go by.
      I love watching him break up.

    • @g32.recitales
      @g32.recitales 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      He manages well recently but he laughed then

    • @joaquinbel
      @joaquinbel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      They've said lots of times that Jordan is not doing a character, the dude is like that.

    • @ryanbarrows9081
      @ryanbarrows9081 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@joaquinbel I refuse to believe that

    • @aliennowa
      @aliennowa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      @@ryanbarrows9081 He certainly is like that, but obviously has done more exaggeration of his character as time passes by. Here he was at least smiling and conveying different tones in his voice, whereas in later videos he speaks so monotonous, and obviously they don't show when he breaks. The only time they have shown that is in the sketch where Conan tells him he is taking him to Italy.

  • @JasonWindsor88
    @JasonWindsor88 2 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    Wait a sec, one the funniest parts was edited out! After Jordan mentions being embarrassed after not knowing how to dance, Conan interrupts & says, “so you murdered them, what could you do? The bitches had to die” it really really cracked me up

    • @greganderson6925
      @greganderson6925 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      truly tragic they cut it out

    • @DanielThureskog
      @DanielThureskog 14 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@greganderson6925 Bobblehead Conan uploaded the uncut version, last year.

  • @pedropascalDaddy
    @pedropascalDaddy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    There are only two kinds of people in this world : -those who never watched a jordan schlansky video
    And those who watched all of them

  • @viktor8552
    @viktor8552 3 ปีที่แล้ว +642

    I would watch a full length documentary with Conan and Jordan going around experiencing things

    • @ultraali453
      @ultraali453 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      They should release extra footage of all popular Conan-Jordan videos on TH-cam

    • @סמאלן
      @סמאלן 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I Really. Really. Want that to happen. Just endless Hours and Hours Of Mr Jordan and Mr Conan

    • @halfbakedpotatoes299
      @halfbakedpotatoes299 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      where’d you watch the documentary

    • @BoyAditya
      @BoyAditya ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You should watch "Conan in Italy"

  • @nikitalavrenov8048
    @nikitalavrenov8048 3 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    If he came to the podcast, I would stop all the various tasks that I was doing just to listen to that brilliant madness unfolding.

    • @cityeternal3328
      @cityeternal3328 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Sadly it can hardly happen. Only Conan can handle him. Everybody else gave me an inpression that they didn't wanna talk to him in Inside Conan Podcast. Even what Conan manages to put out is out of a bit of a struggle, I think. Otherwise they would have him as a guest all the time cause he's always demanded by people.

    • @T42oqq
      @T42oqq 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      check out the Inside Conan podcast, he was featured several times

    • @T42oqq
      @T42oqq 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@cityeternal3328 he's a producer who works with various parties and personnel to get the show going. if he doesn't get along with people he wouldn't have keep that job for decades.

  • @ShartimusPrime
    @ShartimusPrime 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2205

    “Just because it appeals to children, doesn’t exclude me from enjoying it.” #toysarehellasick 🤘🏽🤘🏽

    • @steveperry7799
      @steveperry7799 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      YES

    • @VanillaPoser
      @VanillaPoser 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      This is so random lol

    • @estevanproductions2064
      @estevanproductions2064 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      My king has risen to preach this good news.

    • @ivanadriazola1991
      @ivanadriazola1991 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Jordan barely ever reacts to anything, I think this is the first time Ive seen him react

    • @senthilvelan544
      @senthilvelan544 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I could easily take that out of context snd put you in Jail

  • @1juanmtz21
    @1juanmtz21 3 ปีที่แล้ว +190

    Now that the show has ended I'd love to hear Jordan on the podcast both in character and as him self. I'd love to hear where the idea came from and how it's impacted him in his personal life

    • @AZoe-mb6nl
      @AZoe-mb6nl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      I think he pretty much acts the same in real life, just less played up

    • @TheGodYouWishYouKnew
      @TheGodYouWishYouKnew 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      He’s not supposed to be a character and for the most part he’s not.

    • @akulahirpada1993
      @akulahirpada1993 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I think he's actually being himself in this video. Later though he start to really ham it up to become this robot man.

    • @ibrahimmudassar6563
      @ibrahimmudassar6563 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      wtf is everyone in this comment section saying bro they are still making vids during the pandemic if you go watch them they are all very real and they still very much are good friends wtf

    • @AlexisKasperavicius
      @AlexisKasperavicius ปีที่แล้ว

      And here it is: th-cam.com/video/HjafS2kv5w8/w-d-xo.html

  • @jjmcwill1881
    @jjmcwill1881 3 ปีที่แล้ว +417

    Conan is missing his calling. He needs to do an Office type show with his cast and some actual actors. He already has the core group.

    • @estefimedinaj
      @estefimedinaj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      John Krasinksi and Mindy Kaling both interned for Conan so in a way he is part of the Office.

    • @hangtime911
      @hangtime911 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      No Actors!

    • @melshortir
      @melshortir 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@estefimedinaj And the girl who played Erin!

    • @RS-ni3lj
      @RS-ni3lj 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That idea's already been done.

    • @karakuri002
      @karakuri002 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I thought there was already show like that that Conan tried to do?

  • @steverogers2603
    @steverogers2603 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    Jordan is a seemingly endless treasure trove of material. I’ve enjoyed every bit he’s in. BTW Jordan, Rush was awesome!

  • @Sujo89
    @Sujo89 3 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    The legendary rivalry opens with a legendary awkward handshake

  • @GarethBushMusic
    @GarethBushMusic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    I've watched this clip so many times over the years. Love how Jordan almost breaks character during the pop tart bit.

  • @evansdad413
    @evansdad413 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I love Jordan! He's such an interesting unique and unintentionally hilarious person. I find it great how he seizes life, owns who he is and doesn't seem fazed when Conan pokes at his quirkiness or teases him savagely. I only wish more people were that confident and chill. I'm going to miss the skits and segments he would do with Conan.

  • @shawnphillips1612
    @shawnphillips1612 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    The last clip, Conan literally falls in love with Jordan. A bromance that has delivered on the laughs for years!

  • @APAMVs
    @APAMVs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +131

    He smiled in the first few seconds. Rare moments..

    • @bepowerification
      @bepowerification 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I used to think that too until I watched the wine tasting (and outtakes) clip...

    • @mamouilletten1562
      @mamouilletten1562 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      He smiled all along haha but he has improved his persona over the years, now he keeps a straight face even if Conan is hilarious

    • @APAMVs
      @APAMVs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@mamouilletten1562 I was thinking that haha. He must have been told he had a stone face stare and so he has perfected it after all these years haha

    • @hypnos9336
      @hypnos9336 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      he's smiling for like 50% of this video

  • @rinfinity930
    @rinfinity930 3 ปีที่แล้ว +202

    Me: there aren't enough Jordan schlansky clips.
    World: here's one more.
    Me: thank you, but it's still not enough

    • @Ffejro12256
      @Ffejro12256 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I'm addicted to JS clips.

    • @pauls1555
      @pauls1555 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      THEY SHOULD MAKE THEM MORE REGULAR!!!!

  • @sahasrajitsarkar4571
    @sahasrajitsarkar4571 3 ปีที่แล้ว +296

    HE IS ONE OF THE BEST CHARACTERS EVER WHO DOESN'T EVEN TRY TO BE FUNNY.

    • @masterjointu
      @masterjointu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      It’s not a character, it is just him

    • @NandiCollector
      @NandiCollector 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      And still, these morons don't show him enough. I really don't care about anything else they upload.

    • @sahasrajitsarkar4571
      @sahasrajitsarkar4571 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @masterjointu Yeah I know right thats what amazes me more😂. He is a fantastic human being.

    • @klmasi
      @klmasi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@NandiCollector Take it down a notch, son.

    • @AdityaKrishnamurthy
      @AdityaKrishnamurthy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@masterjointu naive af

  • @MosesT-vl6xn
    @MosesT-vl6xn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    Conan’s cytogainer pronunciation doesn’t get enough love. I laughed too hard.

    • @TheGodYouWishYouKnew
      @TheGodYouWishYouKnew 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I must consult….The Bean Probe.

    • @joliecide
      @joliecide 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      This was before Jordan got curious and started experimenting with oats and whey.

    • @JudgeDredd_
      @JudgeDredd_ ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dude I’m fuckin dying but I’m also blazed hahahahaha

  • @JohnVC
    @JohnVC 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Conan : **dances like a praying mantis**
    Jordan: You've got to maintain control
    😂😂😂😂

  • @Brokenreality1911
    @Brokenreality1911 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I'm so glad you 2 are still together. You guys bring me various kinds of happiness.

  • @kingbuzzo8703
    @kingbuzzo8703 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    It's so hard to tell when reality stops ad the bit begins. Jordan is a true enigma.

  • @alphabrainwave
    @alphabrainwave 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Jordan Schlansky is the gift that keeps on providing enjoyment to its recipient in a continuous manner.

  • @MarcoLongoMusic
    @MarcoLongoMusic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I’ve never noticed this before, but when Jordan is talking about wine and poptarts at 4:36 the unnerving Lynch-style background noise gets louder. It’s so fitting

  • @ifoundpeaceindrowning8030
    @ifoundpeaceindrowning8030 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I can't really put it into a string of correct words or expressions but the clip where Conan and Jordan were dancing was so cinematic and heartwarming like a midsummer movie that has all the banger soundtracks

  • @romips9839
    @romips9839 3 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    This is where he just began to prepare his body in various way

  • @yasirayala
    @yasirayala 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    “Just because it appeals to children doesn’t exclude me from enjoying it”... that’s the conan show mantra right there...

  • @hobbitsnest7205
    @hobbitsnest7205 3 ปีที่แล้ว +279

    Having watched The Joker, I realize how this could've gone really bad for Conan.

    • @toastedjoe1013
      @toastedjoe1013 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I think we're okay until Jordan starts putting make-up on.

    • @airleclair
      @airleclair 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Dinesh Goyal Go sit on a cactus.

    • @Sniper_4_Life
      @Sniper_4_Life 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@airleclair but light it on fire beforehand

  • @Ezio214
    @Ezio214 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    He definitely got better at not laughing over the years. Yes, this is a bit, BUT it's an amazing bit and the chemistry between them two is second to none.

  • @allenrazo7085
    @allenrazo7085 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Compared to all the old Jordan clips he looks so much more livelier and looks people in the eyes somewhat more and smiles way more 😂

    • @JNMKlover
      @JNMKlover 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      So good looking too

  • @popaijohanson4027
    @popaijohanson4027 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    He actually looked really good here, even kind of Italian. Also, he had much more confidence here

    • @phil-ys3cf
      @phil-ys3cf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      i agree, but he sort of didn't seem that confident in this, compared to the later years. particularly when he was doing the interview he seemed a lot like he described himself - introverted. just my impression tho

    • @half.blight
      @half.blight 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Jordan is way more confident in his later years
      His office is significantly shitter tho

    • @MrBrassBalls
      @MrBrassBalls 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      My boy Jordan *always* looks really good.

    • @richkidyeah
      @richkidyeah 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I personally find Jordan Schlansky really good looking and I think he has aged gracefully

    • @bearbears3047
      @bearbears3047 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He looks italian until we hear his last name

  • @Chahnification
    @Chahnification 3 ปีที่แล้ว +132

    Jordan's shame bucket of smores pop tarts is a mood.

  • @peteriffic
    @peteriffic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Jesus Christ I felt Jordan staring into my soul the way he looked straight into the camera like that

  • @snikles3134
    @snikles3134 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Jordan always seems like he is living his best life

  • @PunkProfess0r
    @PunkProfess0r 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    I love how Conan occasionally briefly looks at people or the camera while he’s laughing just to check in and it makes him laugh more - as seen at 8:00

  • @GuardianOwl
    @GuardianOwl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    His first real appearance was calling the Lucas Film tour guide a liar, but this was the first time Conan deep dived into the mystery that is Jordan.

    • @delibflow1868
      @delibflow1868 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Where can we find a clip of this?

    • @GuardianOwl
      @GuardianOwl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@delibflow1868 It's on the same Team Coco channel, "Conan & Jordan visit Lucasfilm."

  • @iMykie
    @iMykie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    this man brings so much joy to me, I would love a Jordan Schlansky podcast where he just says a few various things and then pauses for like 3 minutes every time.

  • @TheASSedoTV
    @TheASSedoTV 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    3:49 - what kind of food?
    - VARIOUS kinds.
    Thank you, Jordan. That special word...

  • @dianac2498
    @dianac2498 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This kinda makes me feel sad for a time when things were simpler. When we thought the world couldn’t get any more weird, it has and continues to do so. I’m grateful for Conan’s videos.

  • @kutter_ttl6786
    @kutter_ttl6786 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I would've sworn, in an earlier upload, after Conan says "what else could you do?" he follows up with "Those bitches had to go." Does anyone else remember him saying that?

    • @arkadehorror
      @arkadehorror 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He certainly did. I think they removed it recently, unless there's another version of the interview

    • @hublotkingcole683
      @hublotkingcole683 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah its been edited. Even the smell a fruit line was different.

  • @seviren
    @seviren 3 ปีที่แล้ว +337

    This is a slightly different edit. I remember Conan says "What could you do? Those bitches had to die!" Lmao

    • @cw3219
      @cw3219 3 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      Exactly! that's the best line since Conan and Jordan had dinner. During ridiculous Jordan story Conan interrupts stating "And you were raped"

    • @JussBRAVOofficial
      @JussBRAVOofficial 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hey, language!!! This is a family friendly channel 😂

    • @JeskidoYT
      @JeskidoYT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      TH-cam vs TBS websites have different audiences

    • @bern9642
      @bern9642 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@JeskidoYT yup and kids could be watching

    • @whitenoizemaker
      @whitenoizemaker 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah exactly, and as if that’s the worst thing conan has said jokingly lol. dumb.

  • @sainishantbiradar8022
    @sainishantbiradar8022 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Jordan is so calm and collected he needs chaos to balance him out.......Conan and his office

  • @TyFtI34
    @TyFtI34 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Oh my.... it’s like holding a first edition of a comic book ❤️❤️❤️

  • @vincentalbers6932
    @vincentalbers6932 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Back in the days he couldn't hide his smile. He mastered his role over the years

  • @Tonyhouse1168
    @Tonyhouse1168 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Little did we know that this was the cleanest we’d ever see Jordan’s office

  • @frogdog3600
    @frogdog3600 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    "So you murdered them... What else could you do?" Conan is such an understanding boss.

  • @joeyalbergo
    @joeyalbergo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I love every skit with these two. Please bring more for 2021!

  • @grahamlocklin
    @grahamlocklin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I really enjoy these two together. Thank you for posting this it was a welcome break from pandemic parenting.

  • @giovannidivici
    @giovannidivici ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Chateau Margaux and Magnien Chambolle Musigny - Jordan is indeed a man of exquisite taste

  • @Banankos
    @Banankos 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    This was just shortly before Jordan Schlansky fully became "Jordan Schlansky".

  • @CoolPandaTheMovieNerd
    @CoolPandaTheMovieNerd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Jordan smiling is beautiful

  • @joseveijanen6520
    @joseveijanen6520 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Now I gotta go watch Conan and Jordan in Italy remote again and again..

  • @longwu9412
    @longwu9412 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    8:00 I laughed my ass off when Conan is cracking up, i dont know why. hahaha

    • @neuvisean1739
      @neuvisean1739 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Because it's so genuine

  • @ericruiz4404
    @ericruiz4404 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Jordan is the quiet introvert who fought his way into social normalcy but kept his mental intact. I hope to reach his level, lol.

    • @angellacanfora
      @angellacanfora ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The introvert on the spectrum. Can you imagine him and Abed from Community in the same show? That'd be a treat!

  • @shamsulhaque2034
    @shamsulhaque2034 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    5:38
    *Song name : Bee Gees- More than a Woman*

  • @duaneraymond4252
    @duaneraymond4252 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    This guy is a boss 'straight-man'. The fact that his favourite band is RUSH means he is one of the good guys.

    • @sourface5820
      @sourface5820 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Weird like Geddy Lee's voice, otherwise ok.

    • @PuraiNepal
      @PuraiNepal 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Which song is it BTW when he dances with conan?

    • @duaneraymond4252
      @duaneraymond4252 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@PuraiNepal bee gees, more than a woman.

  • @junatanofficial4872
    @junatanofficial4872 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Jordans character is so hard, its hard to resist a smile or laugh watching conan, it feels like a torture, stoping your laughter

  • @AJP0987654321
    @AJP0987654321 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Conan said in a Q&A that initially (e.g. this video) they just put cameras on Conan and Jordan to see where it would go. Since people fell in love with Jordan, Jordan now just slightly exaggerates his own persona on these remotes. The Conan Italy Q&As are brilliant

  • @segaszivos
    @segaszivos ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I love how freakishly tall Conan is. It makes the dance scene unforgettable. 😂

  • @slimer1984
    @slimer1984 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    "You got to maintain control." Conan is always in control

  • @kathleenrasing5969
    @kathleenrasing5969 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Ah the Writer's Strike! Good ol' days! Jordan trying to contain his laughter at the pop tarts is the best 😂

  • @AparajitaLoh
    @AparajitaLoh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    Jordan: 2 models offered me to dance with them
    Conan: So you murdered them. what else would you do-
    LMAO WTF

    • @ServeTheBeaver
      @ServeTheBeaver 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      They cut the best part out 😂

    • @igorurb970
      @igorurb970 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      They cut the "those bitches had to die" 😂

    • @thesepy7541
      @thesepy7541 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Sadly they cut the funny part 🤣

    • @AparajitaLoh
      @AparajitaLoh 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@igorurb970 yeah ik Conan said that line but they cut it

    • @ericc2530
      @ericc2530 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jordan starts smile sinisterly.

  • @MehrdadParthian
    @MehrdadParthian 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    2:42, "but, where you are you going to work tomorrow ?" LMFAO im dead XD

  • @sergioolivera1258
    @sergioolivera1258 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I cannot remember this remote completely. So awesome to rewatch it and laugh again like the first time.

  • @anything2everything576
    @anything2everything576 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    When Jordan was half human and half robot...now he's a complete robot...

  • @TheJamal723
    @TheJamal723 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    They actually played Limelight as his intro, that's so awesome xD

  • @lukenaoumovitch4477
    @lukenaoumovitch4477 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Wow you honestly can really tell how Conan was EXTREMELY tame compared to how he was once he got to TBS. You can tell that he acts like a more like an employee trying to appeal to the network vs. after this show and the tonight show, he turned into a dictator (in a comedic way and in the best way possible ofc 😂😂😂😂). His vibe and tone changed SO much. You can’t tell me he is acting the same here as he was on Conan on TBS.

  • @turing4991
    @turing4991 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    I prepared my body in various ways before watching this.

  • @barfymann362
    @barfymann362 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    The watch Conan is wearing is a Patek Philippe Perpetual Calendar 5040J-013, very rare and considering this video is from '08 - the watch has now gone up in value by nearly 3x its retail price.

  • @hayk3000
    @hayk3000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    5:24 Ahhh come on they cut out a great line Conan says
    "What else could you do? Those bitches had to go."

    • @MrKrisstain
      @MrKrisstain 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Shame they edited out the original line!
      Original (which you can still find on youtube) says…
      Conan:"What else could you do? Those bitches had to die."

    • @DanielThureskog
      @DanielThureskog 14 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@MrKrisstain I recently noticed that Bobblehead Conan uploaded the uncut version, last year.

  • @alphamac__
    @alphamac__ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    This was First Version of Jordan ,they later installed good comebacks and Poker face features 🔁

    • @half.blight
      @half.blight 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Also deleted 'Joy' from his emotion databank

  • @macabre_matinee
    @macabre_matinee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Thank you 2008 writers strike for introducing Jordan to the world of Late Night!

  • @JabberCT
    @JabberCT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Jordan has great taste in music!

    • @TurisasFTW
      @TurisasFTW 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Indeed. Rush is the best band ever.
      This Chip Whitley dude has no reason to mock it.

  • @angellacanfora
    @angellacanfora ปีที่แล้ว

    I love how Jordan and his various tasks affect Conan.

  • @KlaraBreznik-jm9pj
    @KlaraBreznik-jm9pj ปีที่แล้ว

    Every once in a while i go through these Jordan remotes and i always come out in a better mood.