Are you ppl serious? He's playing a funny caricature / parody of himself.. How the hell are you ppl in youtube comments so young/socially inexperienced that even these clips weren't enough to make you understand this improv act? It wouldn't even be funny from start to finish if Jordan didn't know what he was doing, and he wouldn't be part of the production team of the Conan show if he was really oblivious to comedy as his character pretends to be. I shouldn't even have to make these points though, the intentions behind this should be crystal clear just from watching it, even more so from watching these moments where he broke character but they had to leave it in because it was so funny.
I just started watching Conan on YT recently and Jordan will stay with me forever for sure. Lmao, first time I saw him mentioned, staff members were pointing him as the person Conan should fire, and I had no context as to why him. I should watch this video again now:D
The irony is whenever he breaks character he starts calling Conan stupid while Conan is doing nothing stupid at that time and stays calm whenever he is in his character despite Conan doing the stupidest thing ever.
I mean the man has a point no? 😂 I love how he can find the ridiculousness of HOW hes explaining it, but at the end of the day hes right and Conan is responding with jokes becausw thats the only way he knows how to
It also seems like Conan uses it as a bit in itself. If Conan cracks up with him, Jordan doesn't look "crazy" it's just two dudes laughing together. Conan staying serious almost makes Jordan laughing at Conan seem more absurd. Kinda brilliant really.
Wait, you're saying Conan is being calm in those instances when Jordan laughs, yet that "being in character and calm" for Conan means doing stupid things, but those things don't seem stupid because Conan is doing them while in character?
he's not 'breaking character' he's just smiling. he's not pretending to be some character. he's just asperbergers as shit. The guy who titled this video is a dipshit.
@@stewie50001 Conan has said 1000 times on and off air that Jordan is not playing a character. He sometimes exaggerates himself, but he's not pretending.
Yeah I think he's playing an exaggerated character of himself, but he's comfortable in front of a camera and vibes with Conan a ton. Conan's reactions are like half the act
but not all at once. Usually he would show the occasional bit of emotion on the occasional video but the trip to italy nearly had him laughing in every video.
I love the wine tasting bit, it’s so impressively well constructed, and when Jordan breaks you get a nice peak behind the scenes - let the professional wine taster show her skills - Jordan, the pretentious character, tries to contradict her with bs so that Conan can argue with him in favor of the professional - Jordan, the real person, can’t handle his own joke and starts to crack, and locks eyes with Conan, hoping Conan can help save him - Conan stays in character and doesn’t help Jordan get back on track, forcing Jordan to double down - Conan breaks with Jordan as the joke spirals - The Wine Taster, who understands what is going on but isn’t a comedian, tries to help Jordan, making him laugh harder Etc Idk, just wanted to get that out of my brain
It's also worth noting they answered in a Q&A that the wine taster had no idea they were comedians and actually got concerned that they were genuinely upset with one another.
@@Cottagegay Yeah. I read that she stopped the filming and said "this is madness". Something got lost in translation and she thought they were filming a travel show, not a comedy show. She was concerned about the image of the vinyard. Once things were explained, filming continued.
I think Jordan cracks up so much on this trip to Italy bc he is genuinely so giddy to be in his favourite place with Conan and he can’t contain his enjoyment. :)
The beauty of Jordan Schlansky is that he's only *half* playing a character. Part of it is really him. That's why it works so well. That or he's genuinely the most committed method actor in history.
Jordan is definitely weird, but he plays an extreme characterized version of himself usually on camera. It's nice to see him break that character and be real, which is still weird, and I get why Conan likes him.
The clearest “break” of character was in one of their early sketches when Conan walked into his office ahead of the camera crew coming round the corner and Jordan did a really friendly “hey” then it hard cut to him being deadpan character when the camera crew was in with them. (Think it was the coffee machine one)
@@spacerboi just checked, it's the coffee machine one. He does "hey!" Then double takes the camera and it cuts to him standing with a dead pan reaction next to conan hahah
Also when he and Conan are shopping for western gear. At the very end he's shown walking and his cowboy hat blows off and he laughs trying to chase it.
Here's the most important life lesson of all life lessons: Don't be concerned with being a big deal, be concerned with having a good meal. Don't care if you're a big deal, a little deal, a medium deal. A neutral deal. Just go eat a good meal.
"break character" it's just his new software that can mimic human laughter. The thing is the timing is a bit off that's why he laughs suddenly and at inappropriate times.
Him laughing reminds of that dinner table scene in A.I, his timing is about as appropriate. I wonder if Conan kept the receipt so he can return him back to the factory.
I love it that Jordan cracks up about the strangest things. His whole deal is that he doesn't crack up, but when he does, it's kinda still in character as he cracks up when talking about bidets and human feces :)
He's laughing specifically because it's a strange thing. He's playing a character and when he realizes he's said shit that's beyond insane for even his own character he finds it funny.
Jordan actually makes me laugh, out loud. I almost soiled right outta my ass laughing at the dude. Been loving these skits for YEARS and finally...he's a smiling little bastard. Bless
The correct iteration of this, Jordan : “… and uhhh right now I smell a forest.” Jordan’s inner dialogue : “the bell did I just say? What kind of nonsensical human soil was that?” Lol
I love how Jordan commits to the character. Like with the "human soil" bit, you can tell immediately that he's not quite sure why he referred to feces that way, yet he sticks with it and tries to find a way to explain it in the way his character would. Love it
You are right: the moment he says "human soil" they both realise this is what they will talk about for the next minute or two. That's, I guess, why Jordan cracks up.
He doesn't have a character, Conan keeps telling us that this is how he is, it's not acted or a character. Many think he could have autism/aspergers and I agree with that, I can recognize many things he does that I do too (I have aspergers)
LadyDynamitez It’s actually both. Jordan does indeed act like he does, but they amp it up a bit more for the show. Half is actual Jordan, the other half is just acting.
Does anyone else notice how much Conan absolutely LOVES Jordan? Like even though he bullies him (playfully), he genuinely likes being around him. These 2 put together are amazing. Conan has an outgoing, live personality, while Jordan is rather dull and straight. Brilliant.
"If you had human soil on your hand, would you be content to wipe it off?" I have never in my life heard an argument for anything put so concisely, effectively and beautifully. He is a wise man and I love him for saying this.
@anonym S 1:28 & 1:31 Jordan trying to hold his laughter with an unavoidable smile from what he just said (and Conan's comedic silence), and eventually cracking up when the lady gave a serious response; 2:54 Jordan's still laughing when it cuts here, meaning he usually laughs as soon as the camera cuts; 3:36 Couldn't help but laugh at that ticket smelling bit, tried to cover it with the ticket at first but gave up since he was laughing too hard; 4:16 Constantly holding a smile; 5:20 Finally can't hold any more laughter and brings it all out involuntarily, as we all often do, even those who are really well trained in holding laugher, such as Conan and Jordan; 6:00 Almost bursted out laughing at Conan's joke right before saying his response, which ofc was a killer so he couldn't help it (and Conan had to laugh as well, although he stuck to the bit&character afterwards, much like Jordan usually does [A basic rule of improv]). From here on he just found this bit so funny that he couldn't stick to character until the very end of the clip.
@@lotaryguy12 you just pointed out things which are clearly seen in the video and are also highlighted the title which leads you to expect him to laugh and makes you notice it more easily.
In the middle east, every bathroom has a bidet shower that you use to wash your bottom after you take a shit. I’ve stayed at a hotel in Germany and taking a shit was quite the difficult task without the thing.
All my life I've been using only water for washing my human soil off my anus. My whole community does it. We use the left hand for this purpose. The right hand goes around with a jug of water and splash from behind whole the left quickly washes it off. Then we wash our hands before coming out of the toilet.
The last clip was the most wholesome thing I've ever seen. He's so giggly and Conan is trying to hold back his laughter so hard by barely staying in character.
This makes you realize what a great improviser Jordan is and how/why he works so well against Conan's own improv style. These two are a great comedy duo. They must have filled hours upon hours of nonsensical banter on that Italy trip.
Es bien chido el jordan y es muy interesante su forma de ser... but all in all i think they get along pretty good with how diferent they are.. pero aveses se pasa el connan sometimes con el jordan.. like when he ripped his ticked and many other times.. 🤔 but it doesn't seem to be a problem with jordan... 😐strong character i guess to be able to put up with connans bitchy controlling ass😂 y el jordan es un savelotodo😂 pero juntos son un comedy duo sin igual....
"I don't concentrate on the fruit, I concentrate on the earth, and I smell a forest." "I mean, I feel like I'm lost in the woods right now." *Conan proceeds to lose it*
This whats happeb when he realize what he is saying is absolutely absurd. Just like the one in the wine tasting when he said he feels like he is lost in the woods, he trying to contain his laughter when he realize how stupid that sounds like.
No one smells wine and thinks 'oh i know what to say to sound super smart! smells like wet wood". That's obviously a joke, which is why he's laughing at it. Some people are so stupid they think everyone is being pretentious.
@@tingispingis I stated the opposite of his point. He didn't "realize" its absurd once he said it, he already knew its absurd, that's why he said it. It's an obvious distinction, but since you missed it and decided to criticize me, obviously you're also pretty fucking stupid.
Some people complain that, “He’s just playing a character, that’s not how he really is.” But idgaf because I love this character that’s just an extreme version of his actual self. He’s comedy gold
Snow A government can write any law they want to... but they can’t change TRUTH. The truth is that marriage, by definition, is only between one man and one woman, for life. No divorce & remarriage. People of the same sex can call their relationship and behavior whatever they want, and the government can even support it, but they can NEVER be married. Never. It’s not possible.
@@DukeOfEarl88 lmao okay dude stay ignorant... Like Martin Luther King Jr. Said; “Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.” and you sir, whether intentionally or not, are conveying both. Not that I don't agree with the point about sexualizing and fetishizing same-sex relationships, it's unneeded, but it happens. Despite this, it's nearly 2020 and you sound like you've been frozen for 50 years... There's no point in denying change such as this, change is one of the few things in life that are certain, and pushing it further away will just waste everyone's time. Stop being ignorant. Learn about your own motivations and prejudices, and then return and think about why you feel the need to be so uneducated about these kind of matters. Also haha what an awkward thing to put in at the end of a really reasonable comment "and by the way...", it sounds like you're trolling so evaluate your choices, create a little more positivity each day, instead of dragging others down for the appeasement of your own self-consciousness.
I have a bidet, and once you get one, you never go back to using just toilet paper. Jordan makes a good point. If you got fecal matter on your arm or face, are you gonna just wipe it off with a tissue? Of course not, that shit is disgusting. At least rinse it off.
I wanna make a movie called "The Schlansky Paradox" where he sits on a stool at a bar in a restaurant and just occasionally smiles while looking directly at the camera.
@@HOTD108_ Introverts tend to think ahead when speaking. So when telling a shitty joke, midway through the joke we think about the punchline, which causes us to crack up laughing before actually saying it.
You can tell they’re close friends and their extreme introvert/extrovert personalities for these remotes makes it even better. I can imagine their behind the scene friendship is some next level bromance
What so good about him is that i honestly still don't know if he's actually playing a character or not.
He wasnt but as the show goes on he does make it funnier and exaggerates his character..but still hilarious
@@JohnnyDeppforlifee yesssss
he isn't... Conan has said it athousand times
Are you ppl serious? He's playing a funny caricature / parody of himself..
How the hell are you ppl in youtube comments so young/socially inexperienced that even these clips weren't enough to make you understand this improv act?
It wouldn't even be funny from start to finish if Jordan didn't know what he was doing, and he wouldn't be part of the production team of the Conan show if he was really oblivious to comedy as his character pretends to be. I shouldn't even have to make these points though, the intentions behind this should be crystal clear just from watching it, even more so from watching these moments where he broke character but they had to leave it in because it was so funny.
@@lotaryguy12 go look up the definition of irony, bud
He just didn’t prepare his body in various ways
🤣🤣🤣🤣
He went to CVS and the Norelco Body Groom was out of stock.
XD
I want u to say anus.
This has to be it!
He broke character the most because Conan took him to Italy and that made Jordan so happy
awwwww :D
BadAssEngineering actually he’s been to like 7 cities already, and people at work say he’s actually like that
@@enriquesanchez8140 Jordan is a genius.
He isn't a character. He is able to find things funny.
Yep
😂😂😂 Jordan was REALLY committed to finishing that 'human soil' bit lmao
He had such a good point thoo
He was right and Conan was trying to bail out beacuse he knew he was wrong
Still a weirdo
@@nomnom112 its just a character duh
@@iPlayDotaReligiously So you still don't believe Conan when he said a hundred times and still saying that "Jordan is real, stop asking"
He doesn't break character, his human emotion software package just doesn't run sometimes.
Isnt that backwards. Because normally it seems to not be running properly
Somebody else in the comments made that same joke 5 months ago.
A glitch in the system a simple manual reebot shoul repair it
Most of the times
DAMNIT DATA! PLAY YOUR ROLE!
It’s funny because Jordan has such a contagious laugh, for a person who plays a super serious character
Knock knock
@@Anonymous-Wolf whos there
@@aniqnxbil you just got ding dong ditched
@@shrekonion8307 you just got ding song ditched who?
@@kkay000 hold on i didnt even knock yet
You can tell Jordan genuinely had a good time during that Italy trip. He broke character so many times and this is just a fraction of it lol
@Dodger WHY ARE YOU TYPING LIKE THIS. THIS IS NOT PROPER FORMAT.
@@Zargabaath Its just a means to communicate and he succeeded in communicating
Jordan's algorithm were perfectly balanced, as all things should be.
@@redacted2275 r/unexpectedthanos
He broke so much on the Italy trip. It's hilarious to hear and see him finally laugh!
probably the biggest reason why it's one of the funniest remotes
I think it was mentioned in a podcast that they both were quite sleep deprived, so that might have played into it.
"I don't care if I'm the big deal, a little deal, a medium deal. A neutral deal. I just want to go eat a good meal" That was oddly poetic.
Why cuz it rhymes?
@@papa_squat well done 👏
@@papa_squat yea I’m with you... just cos it rhymes doesn’t make it poetic.
Yeah hey, good artistic ear
Jordan was spitting bars
I like how he usually never laughs at any of Conan's quality jokes, but when they start talking about "human soil" then he absolutely loses it.
@b00ger901 God, what an intelligent comment. Thanks for your insights, b00ger.
'quality'
@b00ger901 this sounds like something Jordan would say
@b00ger901 that is so true, unless you are drunk
b00ger901 you don’t know everything brother, just thought I’d put that out there
Jordan in America: never cracks a smile
Jordan in Italy: uncontrollable laughter at saying human soil
That's what I am thinking... Though people like Jordan can laugh in their favorite places
@@GayathriVlogs-000 That's me. I am happy in my favorite places. Is that weird?
@@temporarymomentary not at all
I am like number 666....
Someone hurry & press the like button 😳
Gayathri Nair Jordan leagues anywhere. His complete lack of emotion is just an act
Jordan: “I smell forest.”
Conan: “I smell bullshit.”🤣
Don't you mean Human soil 🤣
Let the sh** fly lol
Bull soil actually
Human fertilizer compound
There might be a bull in that forest.
When Conan laughs, Jordan gets serious.
When Jordan laughs, Conan gets serious.
These are the basic laws of the universe.
Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.
That's how I explain Pauli exclusion principle to my students.
The Time Keepers are the matter. - LoKi
Yin and yang
This is quite true. I sincerely concur.
Jordan is actually great at improv, and his comedic chemistry with Conan is fantastic.
Absolutely, he's one of those people who starts with a really good improv character because it's just a lot of his natural tendencies dialed up to 11.
its the classic funny man straight man dynamic taken to the next level due to conan being exceptionally funny and jordan being exceptionally gay.
what worries me is if the same is with conan, cos if so wow what a piece of shit.
@@rays5163 isn't he married with a wife
@@gleepot yes he is not actually gay.
Honestly...I wouldn't mind if Conan ditches the celebrities and just does a travel show or remotes with Jordan Schlansky on a weekly basis
And sona
This aged horribly, Conan just announced his end of his TBS talk show and now doing Conan without borders and internet stuff
@@freddiedancey8223 and a new show on HBO max. This didn't age horribly at all.
@@ChrisBeames I stand corrected this Aged perfectly then, except u can’t get HBO max where I live :////
Seriously agreed lol
the CDC says it's mandatory to go on a Jordan Schlansky binge every year
Legit what I’m doing right now
I just started watching Conan on YT recently and Jordan will stay with me forever for sure. Lmao, first time I saw him mentioned, staff members were pointing him as the person Conan should fire, and I had no context as to why him. I should watch this video again now:D
He’s my one & only soulmate.
True
We a need a travel show. A Jordan Takes Conan To...some random place, type of travel show.
The irony is whenever he breaks character he starts calling Conan stupid while Conan is doing nothing stupid at that time and stays calm whenever he is in his character despite Conan doing the stupidest thing ever.
Because he does not break in relation to Conan's character but to his own. He breaks when he's too deep in his own bs, like the top comment said.
I mean the man has a point no? 😂 I love how he can find the ridiculousness of HOW hes explaining it, but at the end of the day hes right and Conan is responding with jokes becausw thats the only way he knows how to
sibling energy
It also seems like Conan uses it as a bit in itself. If Conan cracks up with him, Jordan doesn't look "crazy" it's just two dudes laughing together.
Conan staying serious almost makes Jordan laughing at Conan seem more absurd.
Kinda brilliant really.
Wait, you're saying Conan is being calm in those instances when Jordan laughs, yet that "being in character and calm" for Conan means doing stupid things, but those things don't seem stupid because Conan is doing them while in character?
I love how Jordan breaking character is literally just every time he smiles
he's not 'breaking character' he's just smiling. he's not pretending to be some character. he's just asperbergers as shit. The guy who titled this video is a dipshit.
@@1Erebus Its an act buddy. Stop trying to be deep.
@@1Erebus duuuuuuude ur such a clown
Yeah it's scripted but it's so funny anyways lol
@@stewie50001 Conan has said 1000 times on and off air that Jordan is not playing a character. He sometimes exaggerates himself, but he's not pretending.
Jordan Schlansky is not a character , it's a Lifestyle
He is the ultimate nerd.
He is a state of mind on the same level as Gina Lenetti spaghetti confetti
Capital “L”
He prepares his lifestyle in different ways
It literally is bc Conan has blatantly admitted that the Jordan you see on camera is the same Jordan off camera
I can’t imagine how difficult it must be for both of them to hold back their laughter while doing their bits.
He looks like a totally different person when he laughs
Meiji super adorable
Ikr lmao
he Looks like a goblin when he laughs :D he even creeps me more out
SY&H 7 Holy crap! I thought I was the only one who thought he looks like a goblin hahaha
I was making human soil as I read this comment
It seems like laughter is a new emotion to him and he he's still figuring it out.
Lolol
duy So funny...so accurate. Lol
duy True, he's still trying to figure out what to do with his mouth to make it natural
firmware update
nailed it
He’s not acting or breaking character. He’s just happy to be in Italy.
Exactly. It’s romantic
This didn’t age well 😅
(Just joking)
😂
@@__Cynthia yikes lol
its where he was manufactured
He breaks character when he doesn’t even know what he is talking about. Lol
If he is an actor, he’s so good. Seems like him and Conan are actual friends. I doubt he’s fully like that but I think he’s only half acting.
Tactical Bloo they are friends
Yeah I think he's playing an exaggerated character of himself, but he's comfortable in front of a camera and vibes with Conan a ton. Conan's reactions are like half the act
He's been working with Conan since 1996
Agree
@¡Carajo! KEKW true
This Italy trip was the event that finally broke Jordan
morecrows gta he had broken multiple times before this trip
but not all at once. Usually he would show the occasional bit of emotion on the occasional video but the trip to italy nearly had him laughing in every video.
He got excited
morecrows gta you’ve got to hand it to the the guy though its incredible how long he’s kept this fake personality for .
Maybe it's cause' he more focused than on videos that have him for 2 minutes now it's more than 30-40 minutes
If you make him smell something, he breaks character.
It has been patched in the update 6.0.2 he no longer break when smelling
@@elbattarijamil7781 yaaa i saw it on the coffee video the coder did a good job
Obviously because i break character when i smell coke
You cracked it!
Hey Jordan...pull my finger.
I love the wine tasting bit, it’s so impressively well constructed, and when Jordan breaks you get a nice peak behind the scenes
- let the professional wine taster show her skills
- Jordan, the pretentious character, tries to contradict her with bs so that Conan can argue with him in favor of the professional
- Jordan, the real person, can’t handle his own joke and starts to crack, and locks eyes with Conan, hoping Conan can help save him
- Conan stays in character and doesn’t help Jordan get back on track, forcing Jordan to double down
- Conan breaks with Jordan as the joke spirals
- The Wine Taster, who understands what is going on but isn’t a comedian, tries to help Jordan, making him laugh harder
Etc
Idk, just wanted to get that out of my brain
Oh my gosh, this analysis makes that scene make so much more sense and so much funnier
@@casieropski He didn't contradict her though
It's also worth noting they answered in a Q&A that the wine taster had no idea they were comedians and actually got concerned that they were genuinely upset with one another.
@@Cottagegay oh shit so i'm not totally right, but thats really interesting
@@Cottagegay Yeah. I read that she stopped the filming and said "this is madness".
Something got lost in translation and she thought they were filming a travel show, not a comedy show. She was concerned about the image of the vinyard.
Once things were explained, filming continued.
jordan can keep a straight face during his skits but cant handle his own poop jokes lmao
it's because of his gayness
Poop jokes are beyond his information processing capability
you mean conan
@Simon Dewitt I can imagine such a person would be a terrific partner to a comedian.
His poop jokes were hilarious. Imho.
Other late night shows: "We have celebrities playing games"
Team Coco: "We have a Jordan"
and Jordan is greater than those celebs
Jordan and Sona
Literally any staff member can be comedy gold,(also just found out John krasinski interned in Conan)
And Andy and Tony Thecameraman
was this an avengers joke? can i woosh the people above me?
You can tell that underneath the act that these two are best pals 👍
If you listen to the _Conan O'Brien Needs A Friend_ or the _Inside Conan_ podcast, you'll find out he actually is strange like that.
Jeez, I hope so!!!
@Slaughter Bot You don't seem to understand... anything really.
They've been work colleagues for 10+ years, defo friends
@@NILoaNtFaCkBa he's been with Conan since the mid 90s
I think Jordan cracks up so much on this trip to Italy bc he is genuinely so giddy to be in his favourite place with Conan and he can’t contain his enjoyment. :)
He needs a software update. There’s currently a bug which allows him to show human emotions
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@@이병규-f7s where do you think THAT comment came from
@@Legendaryium not fully copied, but not original either. U can see a shit load of similar comments to this.
He got the same one that Data had. The one that malfunctioned in Nemesis.
Never realized how much effort he puts in to try and make up silly arguments with Conan
and thats what makes this duo the best ever
They’re actually good arguments tho lol
He knows the assignment
Half the time I'm on Jordan side though, not Conan's.
The beauty of Jordan Schlansky is that he's only *half* playing a character. Part of it is really him. That's why it works so well.
That or he's genuinely the most committed method actor in history.
Jordan is definitely weird, but he plays an extreme characterized version of himself usually on camera. It's nice to see him break that character and be real, which is still weird, and I get why Conan likes him.
Exactly!!
I love him. He’s so fun and he obviously sees it in himself is willing to laugh about. What more can you ask in anyone?
He is not playing and that's nervous laughter
@@karlscher5170 What is your source on the autism and the rest of the things you've claimed?
@@asukalangleysoryu6695 Observation. What's your source that he's playing a charakter?
The clearest “break” of character was in one of their early sketches when Conan walked into his office ahead of the camera crew coming round the corner and Jordan did a really friendly “hey” then it hard cut to him being deadpan character when the camera crew was in with them. (Think it was the coffee machine one)
It was the one with the room organizer who cleaned his office.
What’s the video called?
@@spacerboi It's called "Conan Forces Jordan Schlansky To Clean His Filthy Office" th-cam.com/video/lWctcNBs2qQ/w-d-xo.html
@@spacerboi just checked, it's the coffee machine one. He does "hey!" Then double takes the camera and it cuts to him standing with a dead pan reaction next to conan hahah
Also when he and Conan are shopping for western gear. At the very end he's shown walking and his cowboy hat blows off and he laughs trying to chase it.
Jordan and Conan are one of greatest straight man / fool combos of all time.
What does their sexual orientation have to do with it?
what about jimmy kimmel and Gilerrmmo
mk triggered?
mk straight man is a term used to describe a comedian that is indifferent to the stupid antics of another comedian
i dunno man.. i think they're both fools in their own ways
The cracking up in Italy doesn't count. He was running on his newly installed Italy program, which is a little glitchy.
PerEkare They will make him stronger, better
You made me laugh. Congratulations, sir.
He is become a human in italy.
But his emotion has stopped working when he in the USA
Italy: Become Human
The signal is better in Italy, their satellites don’t seam to transfer data very fast all the way in the US
Ramon Refugio LMFAO
Ramon Refugio
Lol
Your Grammar Gave me an aneurisim
You can tell this is a decades long friendship by the way they rib each other whenever Jordan breaks. Never gets old.
The Italy trip shows the different side of Jordan.
Kevin Xu it's like a kid In a candy store
No wonder Jordan likes to go to Italy often. It makes him happy
He's pretty mean to Conan, he finally realized that Conan won't fire him
Jordan has cracked up before , but they usually edit it all out.
I'm glad we're seeing the complete Jordan now.
Yes, the side that makes the human soil
"i dont concentrate on the fruit, i concentrate on the earth. i smell forest." he's high
Here's the most important life lesson of all life lessons: Don't be concerned with being a big deal, be concerned with having a good meal. Don't care if you're a big deal, a little deal, a medium deal. A neutral deal. Just go eat a good meal.
Thanks. I'll jot that down in my flipbook of quotes.
One shall not project his insecurity onto others.
-This needs to be a bumper sticker-
And don't steal and think about how your deal makes you feel while you're eating your meal which could be veal.
So food is life 🤔...😀you're very wise !
“I am a face that is adored worldwide. You’re a monster.”
This is a bit he is paid to act chill out
I literally and legitimately thought he said “you’re a mobster.”
They're like an old married couple on the train.
They are like, hmmm what was the word used before the world went crazy ? Oh yes, friends.
omg yes gay icons
@@AleksandarIvanov69 doesn’t mean that friends can’t act like a old married couple
Jordan in America: never cracks a smile
Jordan in Italy: uncontrollable laughter at saying human soil
It's funny everytime Jordan can't handle it and start breaking character, Conan is like "Oh shit, I gonna save this thing." I love it.
"break character" it's just his new software that can mimic human laughter. The thing is the timing is a bit off that's why he laughs suddenly and at inappropriate times.
Dan Von Carr hahaha
Mind blown! I didn't think of that!!
He's Beta Testing for ZuckerBorg.
Jordan reminds me of Roger Federer incidentally unplanned the Mikhail Jordan of Tennis
The train segment is possibly the funniest thing I've seen in my entire life.
It’s so funny especially when Jordan dies in laughter when Conan says I’m going to the bathroom to prepare some human soil
Curb-tier conversation.
and then conans like 'youre frightening me' in the most serious old lady way possible lool
i'm in tears
t h i s .
I didn’t realize Jordan breaking character would be so adorably wholesome. Saving to the depression cure playlist along with baby animal videos
This Jordan 1.8 patch with the laughter still has some bugs that need ironing out
Him laughing reminds of that dinner table scene in A.I, his timing is about as appropriate. I wonder if Conan kept the receipt so he can return him back to the factory.
Nerf Conan pls
I love it that Jordan cracks up about the strangest things. His whole deal is that he doesn't crack up, but when he does, it's kinda still in character as he cracks up when talking about bidets and human feces :)
Human soil
Who doesnt laugh at feces? It's such a silly thing that it's funny
bidets*
He's laughing specifically because it's a strange thing. He's playing a character and when he realizes he's said shit that's beyond insane for even his own character he finds it funny.
Soil… it’s human soil.
Jordan actually makes me laugh, out loud. I almost soiled right outta my ass laughing at the dude. Been loving these skits for YEARS and finally...he's a smiling little bastard. Bless
ThisOffendsMeTV Dude I’m literally crying right now! Same here, I’ve been following these 2 for years and they NEVER disappoint!! 😂
I think you mean "I almost human soiled right outta my ass"
Was it human soil?
"I almost soiled right outta my ass laughing". That is the single greatest way to say "I almost shit myself" I have ever heard anyone say xDDD
Soiled?
Jordan: "... And uhh right now I smell a forest."
His brain: "The hell did I just say? What kind of nonsense bullshit was that?"
This is a bit he is paid to act chill out
@Mr Lonely who are you?
The correct iteration of this,
Jordan : “… and uhhh right now I smell a forest.”
Jordan’s inner dialogue : “the bell did I just say? What kind of nonsensical human soil was that?”
Lol
I love it 😂
@@sujalgautam9761 you dont need to know someone to talk w them through the internet dumbass 💀
The "I'm enjoying my time with you" was so genuine.
I want something like that too 😭
you know these words are genuine when you hear it from an introvert person cause they rarely say these cheesy thing ever.
Time stamp?
@@ilovecalumscott8008 7:24...
Indeed
I don't care if I'm a big deal
A little deal
A medium deal
A nuetral deal
I just want to go eat a good meal
Who knew Jordan was Dr Seuss?
Jon Buehler what is “nuetral”
Jon Buehler top 10 rappers Eminem is afraid to diss
😂😂😂
ToeTag Gaming that is what NEUTRAL means but he said NUETRAL
@@jaheltheproducer you must be fun at parties!
Jordan: delivers an expertly crafted public speech about the artistry behind the Star Wars saga
Also Jordan: *laughs at poop and fart*
He started cracking up after smelling the ticket, and trying not to laugh just made him laugh more
Funny fart poop lol
where can I find the speech u mentioned? I'm curious
not poop my friend, but human soil
There’s no shame in that 😆
The part in the train when he says "human soil" over and over again while cracking up every time makes me cry laugh
Its so strange to see his face muscles move up like that
😂
Jordan now passes the Turing test. Terrifying.
Omg! Hahaha!!!
His taste in espresso however, is Turing complete
Chloe B hahahahahahahaah
Best comment yet about Jordan! 😂😂😂
The Singularity has arrived. ... Dear God help us.
Jordan finally got system updated
His emotion chip wasn't fully integrated - same thing happened to Commander Data.
Q gave him a brief moment of human emotion while in Italy.
w10 update
Oh no Jordan’s system failed again...
He'd be the 1rst person to smile because of a system update.
I still just choose to believe this isnt him breaking character, this is still actually him.
I'm pretty sure it's just him cracking up
@@ashrafabdillah5369 He's like conan, his improv is based on his normal personality
@@ashrafabdillah5369 The human soil part was just him laughing at Conan but I think while smelling the card he actually had to take the L.
His point about the bidet is completely reasonable.
yes. He needs a bidet in Italy but not America to wipe human soil off his arm.
@@RobsRobotChannel we'll have to take your word on that, chief
It is a fair point. But I also don't eat off of my own asshole, my hands and arms get near my food and face and mouth.
My old boss & his wife had a bidet 😬. It was disgusting, it always had bits of shit & shit water splashed all over it! 😬.
I never used it.
@@joshuakalaniparks9084 You're supposed to keep it clean dumdum. Not use it with shit all over it.
He’s supposed to be lifeless and sociopathic but his laugh is contagious
It's a malfunction in the mouth movements
People say that same shit about my laugh, still don't know if it's an insult or not
@@juniorgaytan3099 I mean, as long as they only say the part about the laugh and not the other stuff, then why not?
@@RabbitNose Conan seems more sociopathic than him
Funny how normal people equate autism to sociopathy
I love how Jordan commits to the character. Like with the "human soil" bit, you can tell immediately that he's not quite sure why he referred to feces that way, yet he sticks with it and tries to find a way to explain it in the way his character would. Love it
You can tell Conan is trying so hard not to crack up too. That's what makes Jordan start laughing.
Lmao Conan looked genuinely concerned that Jordan was having a meltdown
You are right: the moment he says "human soil" they both realise this is what they will talk about for the next minute or two. That's, I guess, why Jordan cracks up.
He doesn't have a character, Conan keeps telling us that this is how he is, it's not acted or a character. Many think he could have autism/aspergers and I agree with that, I can recognize many things he does that I do too (I have aspergers)
LadyDynamitez It’s actually both. Jordan does indeed act like he does, but they amp it up a bit more for the show. Half is actual Jordan, the other half is just acting.
Does anyone else notice how much Conan absolutely LOVES Jordan?
Like even though he bullies him (playfully), he genuinely likes being around him.
These 2 put together are amazing.
Conan has an outgoing, live personality, while Jordan is rather dull and straight.
Brilliant.
"If you had human soil on your hand, would you be content to wipe it off?"
I have never in my life heard an argument for anything put so concisely, effectively and beautifully. He is a wise man and I love him for saying this.
He was quite elegant.
It took me a solid year of watching Conan to figure out Jordan's performance was completely satire.
Random Viewer I didn’t know until now, but I haven’t watched Conan for so d time now.
I'm still not sure..
That's really him. It isn't satire. He is my best friends, cousins, great uncle and they've told me that's him.
@anonym S 1:28 & 1:31 Jordan trying to hold his laughter with an unavoidable smile from what he just said (and Conan's comedic silence), and eventually cracking up when the lady gave a serious response;
2:54 Jordan's still laughing when it cuts here, meaning he usually laughs as soon as the camera cuts;
3:36 Couldn't help but laugh at that ticket smelling bit, tried to cover it with the ticket at first but gave up since he was laughing too hard;
4:16 Constantly holding a smile;
5:20 Finally can't hold any more laughter and brings it all out involuntarily, as we all often do, even those who are really well trained in holding laugher, such as Conan and Jordan;
6:00 Almost bursted out laughing at Conan's joke right before saying his response, which ofc was a killer so he couldn't help it (and Conan had to laugh as well, although he stuck to the bit&character afterwards, much like Jordan usually does [A basic rule of improv]). From here on he just found this bit so funny that he couldn't stick to character until the very end of the clip.
@@lotaryguy12 you just pointed out things which are clearly seen in the video and are also highlighted the title which leads you to expect him to laugh and makes you notice it more easily.
His point about wiping off “human soil” is spot on. Wish more people understood why you need water to wipe yourself off when you go to the bathroom.
I usually do shower after getting human soil on my bottom. Bidet would be good but showering is a good American solution.
Or just use wet wipes...
@@user-nh1og5hy1u uh no you dont shower after every shit. Thats not a 'American solution'
In the middle east, every bathroom has a bidet shower that you use to wash your bottom after you take a shit. I’ve stayed at a hotel in Germany and taking a shit was quite the difficult task without the thing.
All my life I've been using only water for washing my human soil off my anus. My whole community does it. We use the left hand for this purpose. The right hand goes around with a jug of water and splash from behind whole the left quickly washes it off. Then we wash our hands before coming out of the toilet.
It’s so good to see him break. He’s amazing at keeping it together.
he has various facial expressions
Mark May well he has various facial expressions
Various. Facial expressions.
Mark May he's got a variety of facial expressions
They vary from time to time.
His Expression title is lifeless.
Who else is on a Jordan Schlansky binge watch?
I’m addicted
Just watched them all. I even searched Jordan’s name and there are no more videos. I’m sad 😢
Just started today
Jordan schlansky bulged watch; yes
Checking in
The last clip was the most wholesome thing I've ever seen. He's so giggly and Conan is trying to hold back his laughter so hard by barely staying in character.
Can you imagine having an office job and Conan is one of your closest friends. Jordan is living the good life.
Seeing Jordan laughing makes my heart happy 😊
Jordin smelled 3 times and thought : Holy shit, it actually doesn't have any kind of smell.. Now what do I do?
This makes you realize what a great improviser Jordan is and how/why he works so well against Conan's own improv style. These two are a great comedy duo.
They must have filled hours upon hours of nonsensical banter on that Italy trip.
Jordan is a beautiful person and im sure he was very happy to be on the train in italy with conan love him
Yulema Nunez 😍
DereMemo no need to make it more creepy, it's obvious she would!
Kremlin Bot#33 i doubt he'd bang a thot
Es bien chido el jordan y es muy interesante su forma de ser... but all in all i think they get along pretty good with how diferent they are.. pero aveses se pasa el connan sometimes con el jordan.. like when he ripped his ticked and many other times.. 🤔 but it doesn't seem to be a problem with jordan... 😐strong character i guess to be able to put up with connans bitchy controlling ass😂 y el jordan es un savelotodo😂 pero juntos son un comedy duo sin igual....
DereMemo yeh
Mmm the smell of fresh Italian train ticket plastic coating.
Edit (update): went to Italy, took the train. The ticket had no smell.
It ensures durability!!
and some ink on it
Mmmm the smell of human soil
Wenjie Zhong Romantic as fuck
Much unlike a ticket plastic coating in America, which smells terrible
"I don't concentrate on the fruit, I concentrate on the earth, and I smell a forest."
"I mean, I feel like I'm lost in the woods right now."
*Conan proceeds to lose it*
This is like when you get called on and have to make some shit up lol
I thought he said he smells a farce
conan's like "you're so full of shit xD"
@@michaelthomas3582 some *human soil up.
Hilarious xD
The fact that Jordan never backs down even when he’s cracking up is the best
This whats happeb when he realize what he is saying is absolutely absurd. Just like the one in the wine tasting when he said he feels like he is lost in the woods, he trying to contain his laughter when he realize how stupid that sounds like.
Or when he sniffs the train ticket and all he can come up with is "plastic" and "ink"
*happeb*
No one smells wine and thinks 'oh i know what to say to sound super smart! smells like wet wood". That's obviously a joke, which is why he's laughing at it. Some people are so stupid they think everyone is being pretentious.
@@AmirGTR So you restate his point then call him stupid.
@@tingispingis I stated the opposite of his point. He didn't "realize" its absurd once he said it, he already knew its absurd, that's why he said it. It's an obvious distinction, but since you missed it and decided to criticize me, obviously you're also pretty fucking stupid.
He has various ways of breaking character.
An assortment of ways of breaking charecter
"Various"
Hahaha, I see what you did there
This made me laugh so much.
🙃
Artificial Intelligence is getting more human as we speak.
SingleDad61 lol
.And hopefully more stupid
Some people complain that, “He’s just playing a character, that’s not how he really is.” But idgaf because I love this character that’s just an extreme version of his actual self. He’s comedy gold
Every time Jordan laughs, He's actually laughing at the thought of the different ways he can dismember Conan's corpse.
😂
😂😂😂😂
Brooo 😂😂
They are like a gay couple that have been married for years.
luis chacon Or... they act like FRIENDS. Why do you have to pervert it? And by the way, men cannot marry men.
What the do you mean men cannot marry other men lol? Do you know about the legalisation of same-sex marriage lol
Snow A government can write any law they want to... but they can’t change TRUTH. The truth is that marriage, by definition, is only between one man and one woman, for life. No divorce & remarriage. People of the same sex can call their relationship and behavior whatever they want, and the government can even support it, but they can NEVER be married. Never. It’s not possible.
@@DukeOfEarl88 AND THAT IS #TRUTH Well said!
@@DukeOfEarl88 lmao okay dude stay ignorant... Like Martin Luther King Jr. Said; “Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.” and you sir, whether intentionally or not, are conveying both.
Not that I don't agree with the point about sexualizing and fetishizing same-sex relationships, it's unneeded, but it happens.
Despite this, it's nearly 2020 and you sound like you've been frozen for 50 years... There's no point in denying change such as this, change is one of the few things in life that are certain, and pushing it further away will just waste everyone's time. Stop being ignorant. Learn about your own motivations and prejudices, and then return and think about why you feel the need to be so uneducated about these kind of matters.
Also haha what an awkward thing to put in at the end of a really reasonable comment "and by the way...", it sounds like you're trolling so evaluate your choices, create a little more positivity each day, instead of dragging others down for the appeasement of your own self-consciousness.
Human Soil is the name of my new punk band.
Punks suck
Your band is shit.
Lol
Jordan laughing is literally on my top 5 list of things that make me happy.
Hahaha! the human soil bit was hilarious. I've never seen that one before.
Me neither.
its an extra on the TeamCoco website
Love that scene it felt like something Jeff Goldblum would say lol.
I have a bidet, and once you get one, you never go back to using just toilet paper.
Jordan makes a good point.
If you got fecal matter on your arm or face, are you gonna just wipe it off with a tissue? Of course not, that shit is disgusting. At least rinse it off.
He may have phrased it weirdly, but he has a good point.
"why are you laughing?"
"because I want. To fit. In."
I like to dissect girls. Did you know that I’m utterly insane?
@@fantommme damn, what a psycho ;)
@@fantommme with a chad
Very nice. Lol
I'm in murders and executions
Love to see Jordan happy!
1:20 reminds me of middle school when you and the boys are trying your hardest not to crack up and fail.
When Jordan laughs....all is right in the world
He's actually pretty creepy looking when he laughs.
@@rachkate76 ya, Conan was right when he said he kinda looks like the Joker
I laughed so hard i made human soil in my pants
Would you say, 🙄
You soiled yourself.. Badum tshhh
You know what Jordan was actually onto something there..
I forgot about this phrase
Human soil😂🤣😂🤣
You soiled yourself
Oh soil! He soiled himself... Soil's crazy bruh.
Human soil is just congealed butthole oil😂
Every time Jordan gets to the point where he is laughing and saying " you are a fool " .... You know he broke out !ahahahahaha
True!
Well, he didn't break because it isn't a character.
I wanna make a movie called "The Schlansky Paradox" where he sits on a stool at a bar in a restaurant and just occasionally smiles while looking directly at the camera.
XD
He's not even breaking character, he's just really excited to be in Italy
Charley Torres love your profile picture
Exactly
That marriage counseling really seemed to do the trick
The difference between an introvert and an extrovert is that when an introvert tells a joke, he's already at the punchline by the time he says it.
Fucking hell, that's so true
I don't get it?
@@HOTD108_ Introverts tend to think ahead when speaking. So when telling a shitty joke, midway through the joke we think about the punchline, which causes us to crack up laughing before actually saying it.
@@Akeldama9 Thanks for explaining!
@@Akeldama9 thanks for explaining
You can tell they’re close friends and their extreme introvert/extrovert personalities for these remotes makes it even better. I can imagine their behind the scene friendship is some next level bromance