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  • In the spirit of the government shutdown, Conan is laying off some of his staff. Look out Jordan Schlansky!
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  • @misphit1
    @misphit1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5761

    Who is not essential?
    Everyone: Jordan
    Jordan: Everyone

    • @seriousjoke99
      @seriousjoke99 2 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      well according to jordan's logic, you are correct.. underrated comment, lmao

    • @ac4185
      @ac4185 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@seriousjoke99 back in 1938 during the great uprising of the Slavo Erikstiens the weather in eastern Jamaica was 87.673 degrees which would indicate your comment is vastly superior.

    • @udayyysharma1501
      @udayyysharma1501 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ac4185 truth

    • @user-wr2tb9zx8g
      @user-wr2tb9zx8g 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@ac4185 that’s a weather that needs air conditioning, as your name suggests!

    • @joaquimrodriguez8961
      @joaquimrodriguez8961 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah we heard, why are you repeating it🤷‍♂??

  • @themagnusthorexperience5632
    @themagnusthorexperience5632 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7342

    "The choice to remain hydrated doesn't imply that I have no work to do." So simple, so true.

    • @aniketshad
      @aniketshad 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      The Magnus Thor Experience yeaaaa 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @themagnusthorexperience5632
      @themagnusthorexperience5632 5 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      @@aniketshad It is one of the best comebacks I've ever heard.

    • @bencolombia337
      @bencolombia337 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I pressed ‘like’ because you had 599 likes and I got excited to see it turn over to 600. Regardless, I like your comment.

    • @themagnusthorexperience5632
      @themagnusthorexperience5632 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      ben colombia You’re a scholar and a gentleman!

    • @Idontcommentonvideos
      @Idontcommentonvideos 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@themagnusthorexperience5632 szydlo?

  • @simonogren1698
    @simonogren1698 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10055

    Why is everyone hating on Jordan. He does his various task and duites

    • @xtensionxward3659
      @xtensionxward3659 4 ปีที่แล้ว +452

      yeah and they're numerous !

    • @chrismhp
      @chrismhp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +812

      Can't hate a man who prepares his body in various ways.

    • @drewdadonn9904
      @drewdadonn9904 4 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      ...after her prepared his body in various ways🤣🤣

    • @arielliu9599
      @arielliu9599 4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      They don't hate him😂They just thought it funny to confront Conan with him hhhh

    • @TylerDurden730
      @TylerDurden730 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@arielliu9599 dont know if you're joking or you just dont get what they're saying

  • @OkieAllDay
    @OkieAllDay 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5714

    I thought this was for the Corona virus outbreak we are dealing with. Then I saw this was 7 years old. lol

    • @youtubesucks898
      @youtubesucks898 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      It was because of the essential and non essential employee question. It got me too, at first. Lol 🙂

    • @cjc1216
      @cjc1216 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Same !

    • @luckyjasonfan
      @luckyjasonfan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Exact same thing happened to me!!! Damn, TH-cam recommendations!!! 😒😬😂😂

    • @joeybulford5266
      @joeybulford5266 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Lmao I had no idea this was 7 years ago

    • @VigilanteVegan
      @VigilanteVegan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same! Sneaky TH-cam.

  • @OnlyPainAllDayEveryDay00
    @OnlyPainAllDayEveryDay00 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2545

    I love seeing the same exact picture of Jordan pop up in all these remotes. They treat him like a wanted criminal 😂

    • @okdonnyalright
      @okdonnyalright 2 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      I mean he does have the body language of Lee Harvey Oswald

    • @geterpriffin
      @geterpriffin ปีที่แล้ว +26

      that picture shows his most humanistic form.

    • @charan.n15
      @charan.n15 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      I love how it's his instagram profile picture too lol

    • @militant_daisies2194
      @militant_daisies2194 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      All i see is the weird receding-hairline combover in that picture of Slansky

  • @IEATPEOPLE4FUN2
    @IEATPEOPLE4FUN2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5926

    "With the exception of yourself, any particular staff member could be eliminated without any visible result on air" that was actually a spot on statement lmao

    • @allthings8953
      @allthings8953 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Yes it was!!

    • @Ramonerdna
      @Ramonerdna 4 ปีที่แล้ว +258

      It also sounds like something you say to foreshadow a murder..or series of murders

    • @punkrockdavid
      @punkrockdavid 4 ปีที่แล้ว +130

      He articulates himself well.

    • @causti9744
      @causti9744 4 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      @Potato Chips TV He just counters Conan telling him that he could be removed without anyone noticing, saying that everyone except Conan could go without an visible effect.

    • @kanthonyofficial
      @kanthonyofficial 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      sounds like a lawyer’s concluding remark

  • @TheHornswoggle
    @TheHornswoggle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1717

    The choice to remain hydrated doesn’t imply that I have no work to do. Classic Jordan

    • @CultureShockAddict
      @CultureShockAddict 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂😂😂😂

    • @__umbra
      @__umbra 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Well he does have to do various things to work at peak performance.
      You wouldn't even know.

    • @MHLegacy
      @MHLegacy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@__umbra numerous, various, AND--let's not forget--assorted things. Such as preparing his body.

    • @Hakuna_My_Tatas
      @Hakuna_My_Tatas ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Along with,
      “I am trained in cardiopulmonary resuscitation”

  • @frankprogrammer
    @frankprogrammer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4650

    The Algorithm has no chill.

    • @roodick85
      @roodick85 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      No chill at all

    • @joco8632
      @joco8632 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      The algorithm is godly for bringing us here

    • @thatoneaxe681
      @thatoneaxe681 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      The algorithm brought me here from a videoclip of a song about lacking toilet paper, the videoclip in question came out 20 days prior to this video

    • @luckyjasonfan
      @luckyjasonfan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Exactly!!! From the title, I thought this was from Corona times!! 😬😩😂😂

    • @zackjacobson1987
      @zackjacobson1987 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      That RONA

  • @spaceye
    @spaceye 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6877

    I feel like I know this office so well without even having set foot in it.

    • @katiepaigeh12
      @katiepaigeh12 9 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      ***** well said. i agree

    • @exotiicchrome8435
      @exotiicchrome8435 9 ปีที่แล้ว +292

      Is like the office

    • @BlueJay88
      @BlueJay88 6 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Conan is Michael Scott
      Andy is Jim
      Sona is Pam
      Lyndsay is Kelly/Angela
      Student driver girl is Meredith
      Kramer is Dwight/Andy
      Jordan Schlansky is Toby
      Will Ferrell is Todd Packer
      Blain (The Gamer dude) is Ryan
      Chris (The Taco Bell guy) is Stanley
      Am I missing anybody?

    • @scottpeeples23
      @scottpeeples23 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      BlueJay88 who’s Creed?

    • @user-zw9eq3qv8o
      @user-zw9eq3qv8o 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      BlueJay88 I feel like Jordan is more like Dwight

  • @Ralph2
    @Ralph2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4182

    Three letter word for vehicle that starts with 'c' is 'car'.
    That was savage improv.

  • @edwinsamuel5065
    @edwinsamuel5065 ปีที่แล้ว +1335

    What makes this truly wholesome is that in reality conan spent alot of his personal money to keep his staff when the move from NBC happened.

    • @jorgevielmas1083
      @jorgevielmas1083 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Wow! I didn’t know that. Awesome for Conan 🙏🏻

    • @Tonyhouse1168
      @Tonyhouse1168 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      He’s still paying a lot of them half-wages while he and a small portion work on the podcast. Conan’s got a great heart and loyalty to his people

    • @adrianschroeder2798
      @adrianschroeder2798 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +44

      @@Tonyhouse1168 I had managers that had hearts like Conan. Eventually I just couldn't cut it but they still offered to set me up with as much help as possible down the road and said I could always come back. It's a good world when there are leaders like that in it.

    • @alexarul3124
      @alexarul3124 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@adrianschroeder2798 we got to pay it forward to the next guy/gal down the line .. keep the goodness going.

    • @Jordidwaard
      @Jordidwaard หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@jorgevielmas1083 he also payed the writers out of his own pocket during the writers strike, truly a class act.

  • @nobyra
    @nobyra 3 ปีที่แล้ว +718

    6:45 "you have the body language of Leah Harvard Oswald."
    It's insane to me how sharp Conan is. Not only analyzing Jordan's pose and cross reference it, remembering a specific picture of Leah Harvard.

    • @apseudonym
      @apseudonym 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Having just watched a documentary in the JFK assassination, I thought to myself "he reminds me of somebody" but Conan had the wit to articulate it. I haven't laughed this hard in a while

    • @kabob21
      @kabob21 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It’s a scripted bit lmao I’m sure one of the writers came up w that

    • @cgonz8
      @cgonz8 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      "Lee Harvard"

    • @bansheeofinisheerin
      @bansheeofinisheerin ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@kabob21 False. Conan knows how to do improv. Duh.

    • @bansheeofinisheerin
      @bansheeofinisheerin ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Who the f** is Lee Harvard?

  • @LordFartamor
    @LordFartamor 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2628

    I like how they show the same picture of Jordan everytime

    • @JEPHD
      @JEPHD 4 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      Probably the only pic they could snap with him looking at the camera lol

    • @ridklol9572
      @ridklol9572 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      They're probably different pics, but you can't see the difference

    • @SGprooo
      @SGprooo 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Its for the show

    • @RawhideProductions1
      @RawhideProductions1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Only known picture.

    • @theflowerhead
      @theflowerhead 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Me too. 😅

  • @RickACG
    @RickACG 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1984

    IT guy explaining his duties to the average user with the most basic words possible

    • @TitoTimTravels
      @TitoTimTravels 4 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      All he had to tell him was he was in charge of keeping the porn sites unblocked - essential! 😷

    • @broodingstone958
      @broodingstone958 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@TitoTimTravels That joke is not funny. We hear that at least 3 times a day.

    • @who_ami1459
      @who_ami1459 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@broodingstone958 I disagree I found various humor within that joke

    • @JonnySublime
      @JonnySublime 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Is there another word for email?

    • @firecrackerjack68
      @firecrackerjack68 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@JonnySublime internet letter?

  • @sanghoonlee5171
    @sanghoonlee5171 2 ปีที่แล้ว +172

    The Sona bit was effing hilarious. God that woman is adorable

  • @rajanworden4361
    @rajanworden4361 3 ปีที่แล้ว +591

    In all seriousness, it's really cool of Conan to show the relationship he has with his staff. They probably aren't worried about their jobs at all, which is something really special that Conan can do for them.

    • @LudaChez
      @LudaChez 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      This comment is 3 weeks old?
      His show just ended 2 days before this comment. A vast majority of his staff is not going to his next show. I feel since Sona is his assistant for ages she will stay.
      He did take care of his staff during lockdown and such. Especially in the beginning I believe they still got paid a good chunk if not all their salaries. But his contract is over and he's finally walking away. Most of his staff has been with him for so long I imagine they won't be hurting for work.

    • @LiburanSenang
      @LiburanSenang 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@LudaChez the company is not just about conan's show. It's an actual production company owned by Conan en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conaco

    • @LudaChez
      @LudaChez 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@LiburanSenang Yes I am aware. And it was said that it was downsizing after the show ended. People that were with him for years will no longer be with him. It's moving to a much different format that doesn't need as much people. Supposedly Jordan will not appear in future Conan things at all.

  • @groadoswaggins
    @groadoswaggins 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15131

    This clip has aged well.

    • @NativeVsColonial
      @NativeVsColonial 4 ปีที่แล้ว +123

      No this has not, I can still re-watched this and have a good laugh xD

    • @chromitehertz9016
      @chromitehertz9016 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1698

      @@NativeVsColonial... that means it aged well.

    • @NativeVsColonial
      @NativeVsColonial 4 ปีที่แล้ว +184

      @@chromitehertz9016 D:

    • @ameliezhou8887
      @ameliezhou8887 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      The Non Smoker Hahaha you made me laugh too. Thank you!

    • @thekingz4445
      @thekingz4445 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@NativeVsColonial r/whoooosh

  • @AppliedInsight
    @AppliedInsight 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9653

    Let's admit here that Jordan Schlansky is actually the last guy of the crew who is going to be fired.

    • @locolopez75
      @locolopez75 4 ปีที่แล้ว +199

      N sona

    • @ben1ben2ben1
      @ben1ben2ben1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +285

      Probably Sona

    • @G_G_G_G_
      @G_G_G_G_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +151

      @@ben1ben2ben1 Jordan is a producer sona is a assistant.

    • @ben1ben2ben1
      @ben1ben2ben1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +398

      @@G_G_G_G_ There are plenty of "producers". Jordan is valuable more for his popularity with the fans than his actual job. I say Sona because she seems to be by far the closest personally with Conan and is also very popular with fans

    • @G_G_G_G_
      @G_G_G_G_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +157

      @@ben1ben2ben1 I think finding a producer is harder than finding someone to drop off your Dry cleaning. But maybe that's just me.

  • @spurslegacy
    @spurslegacy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    Out of the blue “you have the body language of Lee Harvey Oswald” WHAT LMFAOOOOOO

    • @alipaloba398
      @alipaloba398 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Even if that line was completely scripted, I still have no idea how someone would even thing of that

    • @themysteriouscatperson9483
      @themysteriouscatperson9483 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      In his free time, Conan compares Jordan to various killers

    • @TheGrimHHH
      @TheGrimHHH 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@alipaloba398 Conan is completely fascinated by US history and anything involving the mandates of each president, so this coming from him is actually expected.

    • @aeddfe3175
      @aeddfe3175 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@alipaloba398 I believe Conan's remotes are totally unscripted, maybe they told them to say jordans' name but their reactions and convos feel natural-

  • @jamesstutts1681
    @jamesstutts1681 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17284

    Is anyone else on a Jordan Schlansky binge?

    • @XplicitStory
      @XplicitStory 5 ปีที่แล้ว +199

      James Stutts I do that every few months. Well I just rewatch every Conan remote every few months

    • @themagnusthorexperience5632
      @themagnusthorexperience5632 5 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      @@XplicitStory I knew I couldn't be the only one who did that!

    • @scythescathach5607
      @scythescathach5607 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      How’d you know...I thought only my TH-cam recommendations and history knew...XD

    • @pippop8254
      @pippop8254 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      James Stutts right here✋

    • @thekaizobro9971
      @thekaizobro9971 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Right here! 😂 this is like my 11th Jordan vid in a row

  • @kaiden3374
    @kaiden3374 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13454

    Jordan Schlansy is what happens when you put all your points in intelligence and none in charisma

    • @HongFeiBai
      @HongFeiBai 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Haha!

    • @marcusrim8167
      @marcusrim8167 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      stick rpg?

    • @mariahreed2478
      @mariahreed2478 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I love this comment 😂

    • @havek23
      @havek23 4 ปีที่แล้ว +241

      Physical charisma he might have, he takes good care of himself but yeah lol

    • @amaljudejoseph5066
      @amaljudejoseph5066 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Ah a man who plays fallout

  • @zonefitzgerald
    @zonefitzgerald 2 ปีที่แล้ว +233

    Chris Hayes saying "I make sure that you get your email" is a super good statement. Even if he doesn't directly manage people getting their emails, it's a good sales pitch. Everyone clearly understands how important getting email is for their life. We need email. We need this guy!

    • @Commander_Shepard.
      @Commander_Shepard. ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I like how he gets the "Essential" stamp just as he finish saying the word "email" 😄

  • @mulugetakejela6126
    @mulugetakejela6126 2 ปีที่แล้ว +145

    Jordan is actually very charming. He just works so hard not to break when Conan is naturally joking

  • @AhmedAlqaisi
    @AhmedAlqaisi 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1823

    "You just sold out the guy you sit next to."
    Rofl xD

    • @dirtymindedscholar7139
      @dirtymindedscholar7139 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I read this when the video was at that moment! Damn 😂😂😂

    • @AhmedAlqaisi
      @AhmedAlqaisi 8 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      +Dirty Minded Scholar lol how ironic.
      but man,Conan's comments are hilarious. he comes up with fantastically sarcastic responses to anything instantly. quickly became my favourite talk show host.

    • @georgeofhamilton
      @georgeofhamilton 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      [awkwardly looks around]
      [nods]

  • @MrCheese201
    @MrCheese201 9 ปีที่แล้ว +523

    4:27
    "Jordan Schlansky One Cranky Fake Italian"

    • @elaith80
      @elaith80 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      +Aren Balian I'm italian, i always have the feeling that he's the kind of guy who's able to try to teach me how to eat and drink wine in an italian way!!

    • @Jackleber
      @Jackleber 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Great eye

  • @ronycamacho7132
    @ronycamacho7132 3 ปีที่แล้ว +336

    Conan is like Michael from “The Office” and Jordan is like Toby from HR.

    • @Sabertoothlive
      @Sabertoothlive 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Jordan is nothing like toby lol

    • @Jamfogerty
      @Jamfogerty 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Jordan is like Sheldon Cooper

    • @firecrackerjack68
      @firecrackerjack68 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      To be more specific, Conan in character is like Michael Scott who graduated from Harvard.

    • @ragingmong5593
      @ragingmong5593 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Except this show is pretty funny and The Office stinks!

  • @ibtgb2
    @ibtgb2 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

    The fact that Conan just pulled out and accurate Lee Harvey Oswald diss on the spot shows just how much of a history buff he really is. Dudes like a genius

  • @joeparsons8756
    @joeparsons8756 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5491

    Funny how Jordan was the only person actually doing work when Conan came in, he probably works more than any of the people who sold him out lol

    • @koopatroopa187
      @koopatroopa187 8 ปีที่แล้ว +569

      +Joe Parsons That's why they sold him out. He makes them look bad.

    • @Psyware
      @Psyware 8 ปีที่แล้ว +297

      +Joe Parsons It's a fking show, understand that

    • @koopatroopa187
      @koopatroopa187 8 ปีที่แล้ว +696

      Maurien Moret That's clearly one of the many assorted, various tasks that he does throughout the day.

    • @Blood0cean
      @Blood0cean 8 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      +Joe Parsons not on friday

    • @UchihaGin
      @UchihaGin 8 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      +Joe Parsons it's a joke.. come on..

  • @chaseorosco9017
    @chaseorosco9017 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3653

    The funny thing is this is probably all irony; Jordan is probably one of the most essential parts of Conan's crew and that's what makes these funny.

    • @doggomcd
      @doggomcd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      Well he ain't been held for so long if he wasn't

    • @locolopez75
      @locolopez75 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That staff is no longer with conan

    • @tmyfatmufo
      @tmyfatmufo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@locolopez75 what? Everyone got fired? Lol

    • @DragonTamer31K
      @DragonTamer31K 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@tmyfatmufo I think it's because they were brought in from NBC but now that he peaced out that makes sense

    • @jspres86
      @jspres86 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Nah, Sona’s the most essential.

  • @tobluetoblack
    @tobluetoblack 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    I love how there's casual fans of talk show hosts, but then there's the Conan fans. and we're hardcore.

  • @JA-ev7om
    @JA-ev7om 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    *"you have the body language of Lee Harvey Oswald."*
    That was so specific & true. 🤣😂🤣

  • @junkmail7590
    @junkmail7590 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3671

    Conan, if you read Jordan's manual before you bought him you would know that the average T-1435 android needs at least of 20032 oz of water in order to properly cool its internal processing cores and graphical analysis chips

    • @BanditLeader
      @BanditLeader 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Yeah so? Jordan said he drinks 156oz. He didn't say he used 156oz

    • @junkmail7590
      @junkmail7590 8 ปีที่แล้ว +221

      His internal common language translator software instructed him based on a complex system of algorithms that he should say drinks instead of used

    • @Chugins
      @Chugins 8 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      +Bandit Leader he wants to appear more human, as not to induce the display of anti android sentiments in the workplace. He is not doing a good job.

    • @raiden490
      @raiden490 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      lmao

    • @nickirivera8112
      @nickirivera8112 8 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      +Junk Mail omg theres s second jordan schlansky

  • @holdenjackson1984
    @holdenjackson1984 4 ปีที่แล้ว +919

    "Is there anybod-"
    "Jordan Schlansky"

    • @fitzshawn5268
      @fitzshawn5268 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      garin fl lmao

    • @Gobbbbb
      @Gobbbbb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "I-"
      "Jordan Schlansky"

    • @sandybeach123
      @sandybeach123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sorry, but I laughed WAY too hard at your comment, and I thank you for that.

  • @averagestudent1158
    @averagestudent1158 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    Jordan is smart. Making himself a fan favourite recurring character. He can just sit there all day and the show still won't fire him.

  • @rishujeetrai5780
    @rishujeetrai5780 3 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    Conan's spot-on improvs and Jordan's genius replies. This is art.

  • @kennytee6882
    @kennytee6882 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11084

    If Jordan Schlansky ever leaves or is fired, we riot.

    • @huzaifafaheem6382
      @huzaifafaheem6382 7 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      I agree

    • @sokhaphadonith8753
      @sokhaphadonith8753 7 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Kenny Tee brooo, I'm with you

    • @2011blueman
      @2011blueman 7 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      He's not really employable anywhere else, so definitely wouldn't leave the show.

    • @andreashort310
      @andreashort310 7 ปีที่แล้ว +194

      +Leggo My Ego I would employ him. I wouldn't even demand any kind of work from him, I'd just pay him to stick around and be weird.

    • @ihndcihbdehxubdeihcbdeih9836
      @ihndcihbdehxubdeihcbdeih9836 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Don't worry...
      We will start a Crusade when necessary

  • @KindaSorta451
    @KindaSorta451 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9017

    Add Jordan's name on any video and I'll automatically click on it

    • @AnonymousSnails
      @AnonymousSnails 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Lmao same

    • @poseygrrl
      @poseygrrl 8 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      +Sam A A friend and I just discovered we have a mutual interest in Jordan Schlansky...I like that friend so much more now.

    • @crackshot1234
      @crackshot1234 8 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      +Rachel Strickland thats a friend for life right there

    • @Ph0be
      @Ph0be 8 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      Guess that means he's essential

    • @mauryj.3415
      @mauryj.3415 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      true

  • @mathi9084
    @mathi9084 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    6:30 : I just love that moment.
    Conan's attempt to (falsely) CONTAIN his ANGER towards Jordan
    somehow SUMS UP their entire chemistry.

  • @orochi316
    @orochi316 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    "Give me one name of non-essent-"
    "Jordan Schlansky."

  • @nikowhipolio6322
    @nikowhipolio6322 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6018

    I feel I am essential

    • @airmarshal
      @airmarshal 5 ปีที่แล้ว +359

      Various ways of essential

    • @olivierletellier8280
      @olivierletellier8280 5 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      You re logicly sound

    • @theosiristsunade
      @theosiristsunade 5 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      I think it’s fully how you bullshit your way through everything lol

    • @arunkumarchandrasekaran2653
      @arunkumarchandrasekaran2653 5 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      I'm sure about that. I'm sure you have prepared your body in various ways to be essential 😂😂😂

    • @lucaswitte2716
      @lucaswitte2716 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      You don't feel anything

  • @TheTuubster
    @TheTuubster 9 ปีที่แล้ว +421

    Schlansky is essential just because the show can produce numerous comedy segments with him. Only with him.

    • @domdidomdom
      @domdidomdom 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      on various topics

    • @mr.clippy7815
      @mr.clippy7815 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      domdidomdom On numerous occations.

    • @Darkstalker212
      @Darkstalker212 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Various ways..

    • @mrblaoblao6981
      @mrblaoblao6981 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Numerous. Various. Assorted.

  • @Lee-gc9tn
    @Lee-gc9tn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    I love how comfortable sona is around Conan

  • @MCshadr217
    @MCshadr217 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    After recently finding out what an AP actually does, Jordan did A LOT for Conan, but when you see what they do, it is hard to describe what they do, or even understand what they do.

  • @dracolnyte
    @dracolnyte 10 ปีที่แล้ว +177

    4:29 i find it funny that conan changed Jordan's title on the door card to "one cranky fake italian" lol

    • @Unnam3dGam3r
      @Unnam3dGam3r 10 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      fake Italian, ahahhahahahahah

    • @fudzzz
      @fudzzz 10 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      lmfao! how the hell did you catch that?! nice one!

    • @dallas5609
      @dallas5609 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's actually at 4:27 haha

  • @JjM91084
    @JjM91084 10 ปีที่แล้ว +672

    people keep saying it's scripted but the assistants did a reddit interview and the most asked q was if Jordan was like this in real life and the assistants said yes and it wasn't a gimmick. Conans lucky cuz it's comedic gold. It's like a real life dwight k. schrute

    • @Akoalawithshades
      @Akoalawithshades 10 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      And WWE is real.

    • @JjM91084
      @JjM91084 10 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Mikey Mike Mikey lol weak

    • @grammarcommunist820
      @grammarcommunist820 10 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Mikey Mike Mikey he has asbergers

    • @YKDDS91
      @YKDDS91 10 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Ian Long Asperger's or Ass burgers?

    • @JjM91084
      @JjM91084 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ***** Boom!

  • @chelsea9493
    @chelsea9493 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    "You just sold out the guy next to you" 'nods'

  • @rubert134
    @rubert134 4 ปีที่แล้ว +245

    I was about to say something about social distancing and then noticed that this was from 2013.

    • @ddebenedictis
      @ddebenedictis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I thought it was current too until I heard the audience laughing.

    • @rmpbklyn6063
      @rmpbklyn6063 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      i was about to say

    • @thefatjedi
      @thefatjedi 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ddebenedictis nice

    • @luckyjasonfan
      @luckyjasonfan 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ddebenedictis Same!!! I thought Conan was at home at first!! 😅😅😅😅

    • @itadapeeza8559
      @itadapeeza8559 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      OK Karen

  • @AntonisExplores
    @AntonisExplores 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2806

    Who else binge watched all jordan clips ?
    do more like this

    • @philipp2236
      @philipp2236 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      k

    • @xtraflo
      @xtraflo 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +exto cy lol, Yup. Jordan talking about his Darth Vader masked is what sparked it for me :)

    • @AntonisExplores
      @AntonisExplores 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      lol is only getting better once you go to the order once. gets weirder and funnier right ?

    • @xtraflo
      @xtraflo 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      exto cy Yeah and a much deeper tale also.

    • @god-son-love
      @god-son-love 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Not all, but numerous.

  • @stephenday3901
    @stephenday3901 4 ปีที่แล้ว +644

    “You have the body language of Lee Harvey Oswald” will now be my new favorite phrase

    • @davidjones-vx9ju
      @davidjones-vx9ju 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      how is that funny?

    • @perfectcopy591
      @perfectcopy591 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@davidjones-vx9ju Because Lee Harvey Oswald was deranged, very similar to DeNiro's character in Taxi Driver. This manner of comparison is a comedic way of expressing to someone that he/she is a weirdo.

    • @user-yp3oj5se1i
      @user-yp3oj5se1i 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@davidjones-vx9ju He has the body language of a patsy.

    • @bradleystevens9833
      @bradleystevens9833 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I haven't even watched the video yet, but thanks to this awesome comment, I know it will be good.
      Plus it's Conan.... hahaha

    • @emanuelmota7217
      @emanuelmota7217 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@davidjones-vx9ju Maybe you should go back to watching Jimmy Fallon.

  • @treetrain
    @treetrain 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    "the people that need to know already know" -that is a boss mafia answer!

  • @mailforbid1989
    @mailforbid1989 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    2:56
    “Just one?” This is such an underrated reaction

  • @flawlesspiano6183
    @flawlesspiano6183 8 ปีที่แล้ว +523

    I hope people noticed the label in front of his office -> "Jordan Schlansky One Cranky Fake Italian"
    Hahaha lost it

    • @danlosdaelealqueza549
      @danlosdaelealqueza549 8 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      hahhaa, i had to rewatch it to notice that, dayum you're one observing fella.

    • @rafaelsot01
      @rafaelsot01 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hahahahahaha, yes, you're right! i just had to adjust the video speed to see the label xD

    • @CocoOPNY
      @CocoOPNY 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Thank you for pointing that out -- that's hilarious!!!!

    • @TheAnantaSesa
      @TheAnantaSesa 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      And he really does look like lee harvey oswald. @ 6:48

  • @SomeMardyBum
    @SomeMardyBum 9 ปีที่แล้ว +682

    These Conan remotes are one of my favourite things on youtube

    • @bobc2183
      @bobc2183 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      me too.

  • @jerymie6708
    @jerymie6708 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    To be honest jordan have a huge role on conan show.
    -Working along with the producer to develop program concepts and ideas
    -Project research, gathering information and knowledge from available resources
    -Hiring, arranging and organizing crew members and supervising production personnel
    -Coordinating set construction, supervise lighting and sound plans
    -Making sure that the video or audio segments are in the correct broadcast order
    -Additional operational duties such as managing the budget, generating financial reports and status updates
    -Active involvement in the creative side of the job by pitching ideas, helping to develop stories and scripts and suggesting improvements

    • @TaraSoriano
      @TaraSoriano 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Exactly , managing various responsibilities and tasks

  • @TheRoneZone
    @TheRoneZone 4 ปีที่แล้ว +338

    This clip hits a little different these days....

    • @vioflaondorot934
      @vioflaondorot934 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      why?

    • @clevergirl4457
      @clevergirl4457 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@vioflaondorot934if you are an adult, have you been hiding under a rock through the pandemic?

    • @vioflaondorot934
      @vioflaondorot934 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@clevergirl4457 So this clips hit a little different these days only because of COVID? I thought it was soemthing related to Schlansky

    • @clevergirl4457
      @clevergirl4457 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@vioflaondorot934 yeah, sorry, about that. I think the good people of the comment section are definitely referring to the 2020 Pandemic...

    • @luckyjasonfan
      @luckyjasonfan 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯

  • @giraffeorganic
    @giraffeorganic 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3605

    Jordan looks like a man with great ambition. I have no doubt he could run the entire behind the scenes operation alone and still have time to drink 156 fucking ounces of water and ideally urinate every hour.

    • @vuthysitha7894
      @vuthysitha7894 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Organic Giraffe No !! It just pretending to be smart

    • @_VISION.
      @_VISION. 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Expound on how he's pretending.

    • @schadestreams8068
      @schadestreams8068 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Brita. It's just a specific brand of pitcher that has a built in filter for the water.

    • @Tfreezy259
      @Tfreezy259 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      You should really only urinate 6 times a day FYI lol

    • @bobhappyman
      @bobhappyman 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      urine luck

  • @manishravikumar7600
    @manishravikumar7600 5 ปีที่แล้ว +275

    78 oz of water.
    Conan : what're you a weeping willow?😂

  • @whywouldyoudothat2033
    @whywouldyoudothat2033 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Whenever I'm tired from work, I just watch any clips of this guy. Freaking hilarious. Somehow decreases that stress you've had for the day

  • @emilyknowlton8602
    @emilyknowlton8602 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I love him. Jordan is painfully honest and specific.

  • @mkpersad
    @mkpersad 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3748

    Holy smokes! I didn't realize this was an old video from 2013. I thought it was current and related to the 2019 shutdown. I guess history does in fact repeat itself.

    • @user_fake
      @user_fake 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Same here

    • @markfoster1520
      @markfoster1520 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Repeatedly!

    • @dafyddil
      @dafyddil 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Yep, just not because the president was throwing a tantrum over getting us to pay more taxes for something that was supposed to be free that’s supposedly to fix a crisis that it wouldn’t even fix anyway

    • @dafyddil
      @dafyddil 5 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      BagOfDicks healthcare that helps some people vs a wall that’s totally ineffective, huge waste of money, and a scam on Americans who were told we wouldn’t have to pay for it. Also idk how unaffordable it is for you but for me it’s great. Also to people with preexisting conditions. Maybe the republicans shouldn’t have gutted the original plan OR proposed something better! Instead they just wanna scrap it and pull the plug on all the people depending on medical care.

    • @MossManK
      @MossManK 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Funny how Trump hasn't repealed or replaced it after two years in office. Your whataboutism is tiresome.

  • @poponachtschnecke
    @poponachtschnecke 10 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    If Jordan Schlansky published a health book, I would probably buy it.

  • @bhambabean1192
    @bhambabean1192 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "You have the body language of Lee Harvey Oswald" is the greatest insult Conan has delivered to Jordan lol.

  • @seefmo5439
    @seefmo5439 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    One does not simply stop at watching just a single Jordan Schlansky clip

  • @BoshPlays
    @BoshPlays 10 ปีที่แล้ว +387

    I love Sona. She's gorgeous and has a great sense of humour.

    • @paullambert3836
      @paullambert3836 10 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      i love her laugh girls with beautiful smile and laugh a lot are hot

    • @worthlessburger7
      @worthlessburger7 10 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      I love Sona b/c she's thick af.

    • @neemaanjaa1
      @neemaanjaa1 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      She has no sense of humor.

    • @DaHans360
      @DaHans360 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I agree

    • @MrZer000
      @MrZer000 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      She is dumb, a liar and a rat... your standarts must be really low if u like her...

  • @djmichaelm3301
    @djmichaelm3301 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1943

    It’s probably been said a buttload of times already, but leaving NBC, at least for the viewers, was the best decision Conan could have been made.

    • @Funktaro5
      @Funktaro5 5 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      Don't sell the old Late Night with Conan O'Brien short. That was great stuff. He was basically a neutered version of himself on the Tonight Show, though.

    • @SKhan-zp7lc
      @SKhan-zp7lc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @Alden Buyer been forced into betterment

    • @metoo6247
      @metoo6247 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@SKhan-zp7lc
      =) hell yea

    • @nofurtherwest3474
      @nofurtherwest3474 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why is that?

    • @metoo6247
      @metoo6247 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@nofurtherwest3474
      Because purple was and is the belittling of egotistical drieling

  • @killerdisorder
    @killerdisorder ปีที่แล้ว +4

    156 ounces of water is 4.6 liters, if anyone was wondering

  • @OctavinaPlayer
    @OctavinaPlayer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I would say that everyone in Team Coco is essential. They wouldn't have stayed with Conan for years, decades even, if they're not doing essential work. This is probably one of the best workplaces ever.

  • @Deloria
    @Deloria 4 ปีที่แล้ว +159

    I revisit the Jordan Schlansky files often, but it never ceases to amaze me how somebody so serious works for a comedy show.

    • @bluesteel8376
      @bluesteel8376 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It's a joke lol...

    • @tomoakley760
      @tomoakley760 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Comics like Conan often pair well with a straight man, he can just deadpan while Conan escalates the absurdity. Dynamic as old as comedy itself.

  • @notachili-head
    @notachili-head 4 ปีที่แล้ว +493

    12/19/2019- I began a journey. A binge watching journey... of this man named Jordan Schlansky.

    • @paige393
      @paige393 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Not A Chili-Head same!

    • @mohitoBhau5499
      @mohitoBhau5499 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Me too man. I'm losing time over here, I've lost track of what's going on now. Hahaha.

    • @paige393
      @paige393 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mohit Kalro oof😂😂

    • @susuho675
      @susuho675 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Beginning mine today, Jan. 21, 2020

    • @minetruly
      @minetruly 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I have embarked on the same journey.

  • @paulstarr9574
    @paulstarr9574 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The picture of Conan and Andy in the top left corner at 1:43 is so cute

  • @bobbyjones8752
    @bobbyjones8752 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I’ve never watched the Conan show but I think he’s comical from what I see on these TH-cam videos. Seems like there’s a lot of assistances for people. 😂

  • @gonzolives4205
    @gonzolives4205 8 ปีที่แล้ว +378

    "You have the body language of Lee Harvey Oswald" LMAO

    • @Jo-es1db
      @Jo-es1db 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I agree with that quote

    • @fjjenkins7977
      @fjjenkins7977 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

    • @deedub3
      @deedub3 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I came here to applaud this joke

  • @paulsdancing5429
    @paulsdancing5429 4 ปีที่แล้ว +243

    One thing for sure Conan's employees are not scared of the boss, which means that all the employees love the boss. Rerun, but enjoyable to watch in coronavirus isolation.

  • @Mikee22ification
    @Mikee22ification 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    'The choice to remain hydrated does not reflect the work that I do' - this is a motto for life

  • @DocHolidayKY99
    @DocHolidayKY99 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    “Here is a list of the general responsibilities that need to be handled by an associate producer:
    He works in close association with the producer to develop different program ideas and concepts
    He does a fair amount of the relevant research work for the projects by gathering the knowledge and information from the available resources
    He needs to organize and summarize his work based on the results and get the work done as per the priority
    He is responsible for the arrangement and organization of the crew members and supervision of the production personnel
    He assists in the financial matters by managing the budgets
    He actively participates in the creative work by getting involved in the development of stories and suggesting improvements if needed.”

  • @TheyForcedMyHandLE
    @TheyForcedMyHandLE 10 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    More Sona. More Jordan. Please.

  • @SakshiKarnawat
    @SakshiKarnawat 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2340

    I would kill to work at Conan

    • @RyuJinh
      @RyuJinh 8 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      Murderer!

    • @dementedsquirrel1329
      @dementedsquirrel1329 8 ปีที่แล้ว +138

      That's what Jordan said...

    • @aminetouhami4095
      @aminetouhami4095 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Happyness

    • @isaacnewton6930
      @isaacnewton6930 7 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      apply here: conanspizza.com/images//conansapplication.pdf

    • @Contradae
      @Contradae 7 ปีที่แล้ว +129

      that's what Jordan did...

  • @alcomc
    @alcomc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Those short clips by CONAN are gold.

  • @ragequitredux
    @ragequitredux 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Currently watching this at work

  • @crushbent
    @crushbent 5 ปีที่แล้ว +546

    4:27 the sign outside Jordan's office. 😂

    • @deckard1779
      @deckard1779 5 ปีที่แล้ว +132

      "One Cranky Fake Italian" LOL, never noticed that!

    • @spldustm8370
      @spldustm8370 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Thought it said twice Italian. Thanks for pointing it out

    • @102200052
      @102200052 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @rikardz1986
      @rikardz1986 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nice caught

    • @leehitt4704
      @leehitt4704 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I just gave you your 500th like.

  • @999xxkharn
    @999xxkharn 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2129

    ICE CUBE VS JORDAN who will laugh first

    • @MoreKevinLiang
      @MoreKevinLiang 9 ปีที่แล้ว +151

      Jordan doesn't laugh, so by default he wins

    • @tuomast9572
      @tuomast9572 9 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      cosmicquandary I have to correct you a little bit, Jordan doesn't know how to/can't laugh so that's why he would win.

    • @MoreKevinLiang
      @MoreKevinLiang 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Gangsta Jesse I'm going to say that those are prerequisites for "doesn't laugh". So therefore my statement still holds true.

    • @tempuramonster
      @tempuramonster 9 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      kurtis kupiszewski Jordan broke a laugh in the 'couples counseling' video

    • @MrChrisromero3
      @MrChrisromero3 9 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      cosmicquandary Watch the couples therapy video. He cracks. That's the only time I've seen him smile. I love his charecter with Conan's childish humor.

  • @StriderStryker
    @StriderStryker 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Jordan Schlansky: *shows up*
    Everyone: _We don’t do that here._

  • @bhambabean1192
    @bhambabean1192 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    "I assist the executive producer."
    As she recommends laying off the executive producer. 😆

    • @Ensignpeak
      @Ensignpeak 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Jordan is the 'associate producer' not the executive producer...

  • @kojbo
    @kojbo 10 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    i just lost it at the water bit

  • @seimolddickhead5552
    @seimolddickhead5552 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2404

    156 oz of water is 4.6 liters. Your welcome.

    • @W0lverineable
      @W0lverineable 8 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      well that is still alot of water 2-3 litres is totally enough

    • @seimolddickhead5552
      @seimolddickhead5552 8 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Raul Mejia r u di grammer polizei?

    • @moracomole8090
      @moracomole8090 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      +Crow Max I drink 6 liters of of water at work alone in the summer

    • @CliffuckingBooth
      @CliffuckingBooth 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      +Seim Old DickHead Thanks not that much actually.Its basically double time of what is "normal"and he is right staying hydrated is good especially for the kidneys.And I believe Jordan also do lots of workout.So when you think about it that particular sketch is not very funny :/

    • @seimolddickhead5552
      @seimolddickhead5552 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      CharlesFBronson yeah i also drink around 4 liters in the summer. But we laugh to whatever they play the auto laugh on.

  • @littlerick3458
    @littlerick3458 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Watching this on 2021 feels so ahead of its time.

  • @johnree6106
    @johnree6106 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Strangely this is more true today than ever people that are not essential are being let go from work.

    • @user-qv5nq2xw9v
      @user-qv5nq2xw9v 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sorry to disappoint you buddy, but it has always been like that

    • @johnree6106
      @johnree6106 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@user-qv5nq2xw9v This was more of a response about recently where all employees that are not needed are no longer working.

  • @jordanhiggins5860
    @jordanhiggins5860 4 ปีที่แล้ว +293

    Jordan: any staff member could be eliminated with no visible result on air
    Andy:

    • @uz7688
      @uz7688 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      : ???

    • @liquidsnake6879
      @liquidsnake6879 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Conan did it without Andy for the longest time so the statement stands lol, unless Conan quit the show would continue as normal

    • @drestep4830
      @drestep4830 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      he sounded like a villan when said that line

    • @MisaelMatute76
      @MisaelMatute76 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@liquidsnake6879 Yep, remember at some point they didn't even have writters...

    • @wildfreak3067
      @wildfreak3067 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MisaelMatute76 Yeah if I remember correctly it was a NBC writer's strike and they had to do the show for a month without them.

  • @Solfurica
    @Solfurica 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5531

    anyone watching this during the 2019 government shutdown

  • @meekomio
    @meekomio 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    God Bless Conan for keeping us entertained indoors. Years of clips to pee our pants too 😂😂

  • @realkingofantarctica
    @realkingofantarctica 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    The most shocking part of this is that Jordan actually has a friend.

  • @parkertodd8897
    @parkertodd8897 9 ปีที่แล้ว +929

    Schlansky is probably a complete badass

    • @MatrixDiscovery
      @MatrixDiscovery 9 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      He rides a scooter to work.

    • @parkertodd8897
      @parkertodd8897 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      smasila good point :)

    • @make0urday66
      @make0urday66 9 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      smasila he rides a vespa to work lol

    • @FckPooTN
      @FckPooTN 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Parker Todd or a complete psycho

    • @iiDoomsday
      @iiDoomsday 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      d3af Yeah, I'm going to go with psycho

  • @mexicanosdelmundo
    @mexicanosdelmundo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +351

    6:40 "You have the body language of Lee Harvey Oswald" 😂 LOL!

    • @paxcallow
      @paxcallow 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      *[ESSENTIAL]*

  • @BruteZ7957
    @BruteZ7957 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Sona and Conan's interactions in these things are adorable.

  • @gsolier4437
    @gsolier4437 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love this!!!! 🌻 CONAN U NEED TO KEEP GOING! More power to the show!

  • @manictiger
    @manictiger 8 ปีที่แล้ว +378

    Not essential? Jordan is completely essential!
    Just not for any of the reasons he was hired for.

  • @influennzapyloric4073
    @influennzapyloric4073 4 ปีที่แล้ว +655

    - How often do you urinate in a day?
    - Ideally once an hour.
    - Why ideally?
    - Well I have to make sure my urine is clear.

    • @PlantingAshley
      @PlantingAshley 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Influennza Pyloric i wonder if he has kidney stones. I have stones and im supposed to drink that much too but i cant its IMPOSSIBLE

    • @billydavidcom
      @billydavidcom 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@PlantingAshley It's not impossible. You're actually supposed to have very light yellow pee whether you have stones or not. I keep a water bottle around all the time and sip all day... and pee every hour.

    • @QuasiELVIS
      @QuasiELVIS 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@billydavidcom unless you have a really small bladder every hour seems excessive and disruptive.
      2 or 3 litres per day should be plenty. 15 like Jordan says is crazy.

    • @VanguardEternal
      @VanguardEternal 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@billydavidcom isn't peeing every hour correlated to the start of type 2 diabetes, especially among obese people?
      Drinking lots of water is good, but peeing once an hour isn't normal, according to medics worldwide is it?

    • @QuasiELVIS
      @QuasiELVIS 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@dontfearthereaper2887 I don't know why I wrote 15, that's obviously wrong.
      4.6L is still heaps though.

  • @fernluvr
    @fernluvr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I just noticed at 4:26, the sign next to Jordan Schlansky's door says "Jordan Schlansky - One cranky fake italian"

  • @parikshithraju6289
    @parikshithraju6289 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    2:19 is everyone going to ignore the fact that there is a picture of Linus torwalds the "The father of Linux" on the wall.

  • @dragonsoul130
    @dragonsoul130 9 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    "The people who need to know already know" - Jordan Schalansky, 2014