Okay, but imagine the possibilities of cuddles with bf Saibot. He can create a body double for your maximum comfort and protection. I mean you'll get portal sludge all over you, but sacrifices must be made for the perfect goth bf.
"...and was horrified at what he created once it was unleashed and joined the Bulletin of the Atomic Scientists to try and alleviate his guilt, which he will likely never be free of."
I love that the "Emotional Availability" vs "Physical Risk" grid is actually a pretty legitimate setup that could be used to judge potential real life relationships.
I mean, the physical risk here mostly comes accidentally and if you're willing to physically hurt your partner I wouldn't call that emotional available.
@@Kuaheak2018 Idk, I feel like unless you are boring af you objectively want that to be above the center. Maybe sexual risk though, like likelihood of accidentally (or purposely) injuring you during sex is an important factor. I've never dated a really tiny lady but that always seems like a real problem if your girl is 94 pounds
@@Kuaheak2018 sex drive maybe? Too much and too little. Assertiveness? Too little and your partner lets you walk all over them to please you, too much they criticize everything about you. Stability/ecitement? too little and nothing ever happens and the relationship is dull, too much and the relationship is an endless cycle of extreme highs and lows.
Halcyon Claire That seems obvious now that I think about it, but having forgotten about that specific line, practically any of these descriptions would have been apt.
Also in Fujin's tower ending he uses the hourglass to experience a timeline where he's born as every race, gender, religion, sexuality, etc, specifically so he can understand how EVERYONE IN EVERY REALM FEELS. Fujin is the wokest bae.
When he was talking about the Micheal Cera category as "your high school boyfriend" it was so accurate that it forces me to wonder if bdg was/had a clingy high school boyfriend
Everynody should know that the true answer to conflict is clear communication. What better way to communicate than to chat while in the arms of a great cuddler?
I am sad, because after Brian David Gilbert grew his mustache and cut his hair, he and Patrick Gill no longer look like pallet swaps of the same character model.
@@settime2032 keep in mind the scale is relative to the Mortal Kombat series, if we removed all of the extremely dangerous outliers, the center would most likely be more towards the Michael Cieras
"Why are you imagining what it's like to cuddle a fictional character?" For Brian, it's science. For us, it's because we need that fictional character to hold us or we'll basically fall apart. :
@@sentientmustache8360 "Listen,SOME OF US SWEAT, from the moment we wake up, to the moment we go to sleep, some of our BODIEEES, are betraying us CONSTANTLY." -Brennan Lee Mulligan
He's also the "nice" version of Goro. I don't know how BDG doesn't know how insanely psychotic Goro is. He has an entire torture lair in the underground of Shang Tsung's island. Kintaro can be an angry cat man, but he's really just trying to protect his people, and he knows when he's gone too far. He is at least A-tier cuddle material.
alas, he roars, and a cat who roars cannot purr. also think of the fur! all over your sheets! you'd have to use so many lint roller sheets to clean that up, imagine the cost!
All Pokemon are edible except the metal, rock, ghost, and ground types. Basically if you can chew it with human teeth, it's edible. Even then, nobody knows what's inside a Pokemon, maybe they all are edible except ghost type.
@@skeetsmcgrew3282 well I mean Magikarp is shown to basically have no meat just scales and bones because they actually try to eat it in the anime which brings into question if all scale based pokemon are like that or if some of them have scales as armor?
Considering Mortal Kombat is a franchise where "friendly sparring" spills more blood than an alcoholic vampire raiding a Red Cross center, that's pretty chill.
I can respect opinions different from my own...but I feel the moral obligation to point out that Kintaro is not only a huge fluffy tiger man...he's got two extra arms for bonus cuddling. Seems like prime cuddles to me.
I like how this series started as actual inquiries such as "what is the LOZ timeline" and "what is the best and worst Mega Man robot" then it slowly devolved (or evolved as I see it) into "sexiest Castlevania monster", "which darksouls boss would make the best boss", and "who is MK's best cuddler?" Absolutely brilliant stuff
He speaks with such confidence and authority, I can't help but be enthralled. And then he drops one of those one-liners and I lose it again and again, because he catches me off guard every time.
lilou Moonlight well in their overboard deception game Allegra did refer to an SO for BDG as gf or bf, and I know that’s a horrible metric to base anything off of but it does give me slight hope
there will never be a better opening than "BADABADABADABADADADBAABABADAD there's red bull in this mug" because he just looks so damn proud of himself. its amazing
Sometimes I wonder if they're making content specifically for me and then I realize, no, Brian David Gilbert is here to save our souls. This is part of that.
BDG went from looking like the secret 4th McElroy brother that went to school for musical theater instead of doing podcasts, to looking like a 1930s news anchor. Or a film major at an art college today.
I’m fairness, even when the lore was that she was actually a decent leader, she was still brainwashed for essentially the entirety of her playable history.
I kind of love how shamelessly he includes/excludes things based on personal preference. The way that he's v blatant about it makes it amusing where it'd be frustrating w/ other people
I love that Polygon cultivates the sort of viewerbase where this can be in the top comments free of discourse or hatred :^) (especially as a fellow bi)
I wasn't sure about Fujin until you mentioned temperature management. I'm naturally too warm for my own good, so someone who can cool me down while we cuddle is absolute god tier.
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the raw emotion in "there's red bull in this mug. HYAAA-" frightens me
Yes, it's a very specific brand.
I was briefly scared that Brian was going to leap out of the screen and kick my whole ass
Never give him redbull
I got so hyped
Give him all of the Red Bull.
“I don’t want to cuddle with my sleep paralysis monster”
*coward*
i was abt to say the exact same thing is the human race just one horny hive mind?
Phaeina yes, have you seen the fallout speed sex runs
My sleep paralysis monster is just a giant fricken shadow so idk what to do D:
Okay, but imagine the possibilities of cuddles with bf Saibot.
He can create a body double for your maximum comfort and protection.
I mean you'll get portal sludge all over you, but sacrifices must be made for the perfect goth bf.
Mae-Neau He reminds me too much of my paralysis demon and that guy’s a god damm a-hole. Also me no like the sludge b
since he cut his hair and grew out that sick 'stache brian both looks like somebody's father and somebody dressing up like their father simultaneously
He looks like the creepy uncle that makes you let him video tape you in his basement.
This is the kind of content I live for
He’s a father that’s dressing as himself, because the self is only a construct
The nail polish completes the look.
The nail polish completes the look.
"Do not attempt to cuddle this skinless meat man"
If I had a nickel for every time someone has said that about me.
I know this was a month ago but desperately I need to know how many nickels you would have
I also desperately need to know
So you're circumsized then?
you
you what
I would have two nickels, which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice
You lasted 2 episodes and now you’re dancing again
Not even two full episodes. Seconds into episode 2, he broke
This is exactly what I wanted to happen tbh
afhgrgvshbjb I knew someone else noticed
called it
I knew it
Girl: “wanna cuddle?😉
Raiden: *“I must consult the elder gods”*
And if she says let's hook up he goes full Frollo.....BECAUSE RELIGION
or guy. no discrimination
heh heh heh heh...
...sorry
“Liu kang, I need you help talking to a girl... this mission is so perilous I might accidentally kill you.... again”
@@dmod3350 Yes... "accidentally".
"why spend hours of time in therapy confronting your flaws...when you could just touch this dogman?" best line ever
Furries
Lolyeess. Said the entire furry community
legoshi from beastars
*touch the dog*
People commenting about furries apparently haven’t ever had the therapeutic experience of petting a good dog.
ngl when he said "four strong arms to hold you, one strong heart to love you" my heart skipped a beat
I like that line, but "Telekinesis, baybee!" just has some weirdness energy to it that jives right with me *shrug*
Yo me too
I heard "four strong arms to hold you, one strong arm to love you," and genuinely tried to figure out where the fifth arm was coming from.
@@Btch-q4k Wait that's not what he said???
JJ yeah i totally thought it was a sex joke
The erratic dancing at the beginning immediately followed by "There's Redbull in this mug" is a peak example of BDG energy
TheToxicZombie HIYAH
Am new here; read BDG as Big-Dick-Guy. Was very confused.
TheToxicZombie we work hard to put effort in our vids!! Pls check us out and give some feedback 🙏🏽
TheToxicZombie, they “HYEAH” at the end is every show
MHmm I agree
He talked about all of them like he did cuddle with every single one and I'm totally buying it
me too.
im convinced he did tbh
And the ones he eliminates at the start are the people that didnt want to cuddle with him. Hes still salty about that.
@@zomblesallegoy their loss 💁🏿♀️
Lucky bitch.
BDG's personal grooming aesthetic is now 'beleaguered scientist from 1941 who contributed to building the atomic bomb'.
"...and was horrified at what he created once it was unleashed and joined the Bulletin of the Atomic Scientists to try and alleviate his guilt, which he will likely never be free of."
@@dominateeye is this from cats cradle
"Now we are all sons of bitches."
He actually looks a lot like my uncle Gustave now
DominateEye TRUTH
“Her personality is just... *woman* ”
alsoshesasandyhooktruther
@@thesestrangerslikeme Best laugh this week, thank you Brian.
@@thesestrangerslikeme That "also" hit me like a sock filled with quarters.
My personality is also just... woman. I'm not even a woman.
@@TheUncannyDani unbelievably powerful trans energy
I love that the "Emotional Availability" vs "Physical Risk" grid is actually a pretty legitimate setup that could be used to judge potential real life relationships.
I mean, the physical risk here mostly comes accidentally and if you're willing to physically hurt your partner I wouldn't call that emotional available.
Replace physical risk with financial/legal risk?
@@likira111 I'd replace it with "sexual experimentation"
@@Kuaheak2018 Idk, I feel like unless you are boring af you objectively want that to be above the center. Maybe sexual risk though, like likelihood of accidentally (or purposely) injuring you during sex is an important factor. I've never dated a really tiny lady but that always seems like a real problem if your girl is 94 pounds
@@Kuaheak2018 sex drive maybe? Too much and too little.
Assertiveness? Too little and your partner lets you walk all over them to please you, too much they criticize everything about you.
Stability/ecitement? too little and nothing ever happens and the relationship is dull, too much and the relationship is an endless cycle of extreme highs and lows.
i am absolutely furious that he managed to describe my highschool boyfriend in a single sentence
Halcyon Claire Which...Which sentence?
@@theoneandonlymichaelmccormick 5:36
Halcyon Claire That seems obvious now that I think about it, but having forgotten about that specific line, practically any of these descriptions would have been apt.
''Skinless meat-man''
@@theweakestbrazilianmale3398 yep i dodged a real bullet there
Can someone be chaotic and lawful at the same time? BDG radiates an incalculable energy.
This is what "neutral" is on the scale. Everyone imagines it as more chill, but it's just this total paradox state.
Nah he's chaotic good all the way
he transcends alignment charts
chaotic neutral/chaotic good
@@RedCloudfield like 1e's true neutral, where you straight up went from one end of extremism anarcho-murder man to extremo law following murder man
Also in Fujin's tower ending he uses the hourglass to experience a timeline where he's born as every race, gender, religion, sexuality, etc, specifically so he can understand how EVERYONE IN EVERY REALM FEELS.
Fujin is the wokest bae.
Does that mean that he experienced all 7,000 fungus genders? Mad lad.
New favourite Mortal Kombat character right here
@@bananabanana484 trust me, it just plain isn’t worth it without the fungus genders
@@bananabanana484 the WHAT
Seems like he'a virtue signalling to me
Brian: "I'm not dancing this season"
Also Brian: "MORTAL KOMFORT! BADUMBADUMBADUMBADABA"
Komfort lol
Aren't we glad this canon plot point was retconned!
"There's Red Bull in this mug
*_H I Y A H"_*
Never before have I seen a better example of what Red Bull does
Cat Lamp I saw the name then I saw the photo. Thank you, Cat Lamp.
PMS does the same thing.
Cat Lamp It’s so t r u e. Also is that lamp in your pfp real? Because I need it.
@@crowspeaches5123 I live to bring hope and happiness to those less fortunate than I
@@orbsorbs8465 Indeed. Is it not majestic?
"No one asked but..." should be in the beginning of every unraveled episode's title
GemA2Gen DUDE YES!
They could just rename the series that
Except for when he lists the edible Pokemon
Waitaminute
but you asked for it... so now they cant.
When he was talking about the Micheal Cera category as "your high school boyfriend" it was so accurate that it forces me to wonder if bdg was/had a clingy high school boyfriend
probably both lets be real for a second here
I watched this video at first before I had a girlfriend, and then I rewatched it recently and at that part I was like "Ohhhh, it's me! I get it now."
Broke: Fighting each other to the *_death_*
Woke: Cuddling it out and handling the situation peacefully
Everynody should know that the true answer to conflict is clear communication. What better way to communicate than to chat while in the arms of a great cuddler?
F R I E N D S H I P
Broke: Mortal Kombat
Woke: Immortal Kompromise
Boring!
But also hot.
Christopher Moon
Shao Khan came into power because of his giant muscle tits being perfect cuddling material.
I am sad, because after Brian David Gilbert grew his mustache and cut his hair, he and Patrick Gill no longer look like pallet swaps of the same character model.
Angry Yogbuscus we cant put one of them in smash and make the other one an echo fighter now :(((((
crychan no, look at it this way. New bdg is the alternate model skin for the same character. Like bayonetta
this is the only valid criticism of the mustache honestly
It's sad, mainly because I also have the same hair and now we don't smh
He has become the Alolan form
"Her whole personality is woman"
That describes 90% of 90's characters
Even the male 90's characters?
Brave of you to assume 90% of 90s characters are women
@@blarg2429 yes, though they generally either get described in terms of a single word, like "guns", "red" or "angry".
alsoshesasandyhooktruther
@SweenerButtz well you could at least break man into 3 categories: gunhaver, knifehaver, and kickpuncher
"Steer clear of this knife pervert," destroyed my entire soul.
(Kiryu Kazuma slides a photo of Goro Majima across the table)
New Japan Pro Wrestling main event storyline for the past few years.
Me after I broke up with one of my ex boyfriends
"erron black is a tough talking cowboy who will dote on you way too much"
why didn't you list any negatives if he got a low ranking
Hannah “They may be your taste, but not the ideal.”
I get stressed out naming things how are sexy cowboys not always the ideal
Fair point
@@settime2032 keep in mind the scale is relative to the Mortal Kombat series, if we removed all of the extremely dangerous outliers, the center would most likely be more towards the Michael Cieras
I'm surprised cuz I thought Erron Black would be seen as the opposite
Why does it sound like he speaks from personal experience!? But he’s also trying to sound professional at the same time? And then it’s edited down?
@Dangerz Own r/woooosh... probably
@@organicrobot6425 Not sure if you used the r/woosh rightly here...
@@PauaP yeah me neither
@@organicrobot6425 r/iusereddit
"Stay away from this knife pervert."
Jokes on you, Brian. I'm EXCLUSIVELY into Knife Perverts.™️
I love the small TM in the corner.
Lemme guess, you watch the penumbra podcast?
Clare Lebeda
Then I’m assuming you are interested in Yuri from Doki Doki Literature Club as well?
Spring Assisted Claymore \(°-°/)
Kano is so hot
"Self-shipping is cringe." they said.
"Why are you imagining what it's like to cuddle a fictional character?" they said.
"Why are you imagining what it's like to cuddle a fictional character?"
For Brian, it's science. For us, it's because we need that fictional character to hold us or we'll basically fall apart. :
"What have you got?"
BDG: A KNIFE!
"NO!"
BDG: "...and eating in bed is a very bad habit..."
Me: *stops crunching chips she is eating in bed* "aw..."
you look like if gomez addams was a candyland character and it's totally working for you i love it
HOW is this not the number one comment on this video
Honestly style goals.
this is so specific but so accurate??? how did you come to this conclusion??
Johnny cage “big divorced dad energy”
I used to hate Johnny Cage until Mk 10 and 11. Then he became much more respectable and grow up.
@ my ex boyfriend...
The Sub-Zero one was gold. “You know those people who think it’s funny to touch you with cold hands?” And then it just ends 😂😂😂
my ex though it was funny to put her ice feet on my back when we slept.
in my defense im a furnace due to dry skin, i don't sweat i just get hotter.
@@CallMeMimi27 i’m the opposite, i’m a storm god that will unleash a flood at the slightest rise in temperature
There's no need to even finish it. We all know what he meant
@@sentientmustache8360 🤣💀o7
@@sentientmustache8360 "Listen,SOME OF US SWEAT, from the moment we wake up, to the moment we go to sleep, some of our BODIEEES, are betraying us CONSTANTLY." -Brennan Lee Mulligan
patrick: let me see what you have!
brian: scissors!
patrick: no!!!!
clayton: oh my god why does he have scissors
"Shao Kahn is sadistic, incredibly powerful, and just covered head to toe in baby oil" me too
qrowley *?*
@Wouldiwas Shookspeared dont worry about it
I feel that
this whole comment thread reads exactly like a tumblr post and i'm here for it
I knew I was missing something!!
More baby oil.
Brian's TDE (Tiny Dad Energy) is on full display today
Top Dawg Ent?
I’m here from the future, Fujin has proven to be exactly what Brian said he was in the modern canon. A mortal loving soft-heart.
That’s actually really cool! :)
Kintaro should NOT have been excluded, he is a very big cat man, imagine the purr!?!
He's also the "nice" version of Goro. I don't know how BDG doesn't know how insanely psychotic Goro is. He has an entire torture lair in the underground of Shang Tsung's island. Kintaro can be an angry cat man, but he's really just trying to protect his people, and he knows when he's gone too far. He is at least A-tier cuddle material.
Lots of people have cat allergies
Fluff, as well as four arms for double the cuddle
alas, he roars, and a cat who roars cannot purr. also think of the fur! all over your sheets! you'd have to use so many lint roller sheets to clean that up, imagine the cost!
i'm allergic to cats and i still agree with you.
Everyone: WHICH POKEMON ARE EDIBLE.
BDG: I found MK's bust cuddler.
I know this is Unraveled we’re talking about, but that would waste WAY too much paper.
I trust him to ask only the most important questions.
You compare these things as if one is conceptually more ridiculous than the other
All Pokemon are edible except the metal, rock, ghost, and ground types. Basically if you can chew it with human teeth, it's edible. Even then, nobody knows what's inside a Pokemon, maybe they all are edible except ghost type.
@@skeetsmcgrew3282 well I mean Magikarp is shown to basically have no meat just scales and bones because they actually try to eat it in the anime which brings into question if all scale based pokemon are like that or if some of them have scales as armor?
Knowing RedBull is in the mug explains so much about Brian's behaviour in these videos.
BDG, previous episode: "I'm not dancing this season"
BDG, this episode: *dances twice*
"Also she's a Sandy Hook truther"
I don't want anyone to miss that line
Yeah it's a Ronda Rousey reference I believe.
I would like but it’s at 69 and I don’t wanna ruin that
What's a sandy hook truther
@@cakeisthebestintheworld someone who believes that the sandy hook attack was staged by the goverment
@@thebooknight *Whispers* "Club 96"
I can practically FEEL the “Out of Context BDG” videos about to be made
"Eating in bed is a very bad habit."
Slowly lowers my sad pizza back onto its plate.
I hope your pizza feels better eventually. Sad pizza is the worst.
@@StopChangingUsernamesTH-cam Perhaps Vivien should cuddle her pizza?
I had just shoved one of many cookies in my mouth when he said that. Almost made me rethink eating cookies in bed.
I legit took a very shameful bite of my lolly cake when he said that
casuals, I’ve got a jar of 200 manzanilla olives suspended in brine in a jar on my bed
"cassie is less edgy and violent"
**punches her hands inside her dad's open chest just to take a selfie**
I mean, for Mortal Kombat that's pretty chill. All of these people would be riiiight down in the bottom right in any wider analysis.
Considering Mortal Kombat is a franchise where "friendly sparring" spills more blood than an alcoholic vampire raiding a Red Cross center, that's pretty chill.
*punches in people’s balls (or…vaginas?) with no remorse*
Brian David Gilbert: I found Mortal Kombat's best cuddler!
Me: I'm proud of everything you do for this community
Fujin is better at blowing
@@ThatBoyMath Raiden's dick yeah
What is wrong with you people?
"This mug is full of Red Bull!"
That explains why BDG broke the "No Dancing" rule.
I can respect opinions different from my own...but I feel the moral obligation to point out that Kintaro is not only a huge fluffy tiger man...he's got two extra arms for bonus cuddling. Seems like prime cuddles to me.
and he can use his fire breath to roast your meat *winks*
He’d be too emotionally dependent. He’s Goro’s inferior and would need constant validation to kombat his negative feelings.
Furry.
Nasarex no...
There is an underlying implication with each review that BDG has personally cuddled and tested each character before making this video.
he did
It took weeks to get those bugs out after D’vorah
'A good himbo with a nice jock energy' is such a powerful statement?????
"Theres redbull in this mug"
Sums up this series perfectly
Ok but I feel like the “Michael Cera” category was directed at me and I am offended
bru christopher walken is an actor!!!! i know but christopher cum is a god
same here
It's okay, you're someone's type. Cuddle scientists may not want you but someone out there does.
Bamboo Bhang holy shit thank you :’)
Oh, 100%
7:22 *a major himbo with a nice jock energy, this dude is a soft as his beautiful downy hair*
Yup. He was my front runner until the dog guy showed up. Who doesn't like a cuddle partner who appreciates belly rubs?
polygon be like. "Let's be funny." and then they are. revolutionary.
polygon aint funny, BDG is, you should check out his youtube channel, its filled with creativity
@Random Productions I don't completely agree with "Polygon isn't funny." Look at their other videos to see what I mean, especially overboard.
"That's like saying 'I like travelling and my favourite show is The Office'"
I feel personally attacked.
"i feel personally attacked" is the "I like travelling and the office" of responding to callouts.
@@deyahatesyou underrated comment
BDG: "I'm not dancing this season"
Also BDG: Half of this episode.
When did he say that?
@@Matthew.Morcos last episode the title card came up and he said "I'm not dancing this season"
Thi51Guy Which is episode was that. I checked the Dark souls one but couldn’t find it.
Assuming you didn't find it yet, it's 1:22 of the Dark Souls video
The Witch-King thank you, I’m an idiot
I like how this series started as actual inquiries such as "what is the LOZ timeline" and "what is the best and worst Mega Man robot" then it slowly devolved (or evolved as I see it) into "sexiest Castlevania monster", "which darksouls boss would make the best boss", and "who is MK's best cuddler?" Absolutely brilliant stuff
ok but my favorite thing about this is they were like "ok, what looks dangerous?" and BDG was like "scissors!!!!"
The subtitles spelling it "kuddler, komfort" etc was an incredible gag, thank you subtitler
Thank you for bringing this to my attention! It was worth the rewatch with subtitles on.
Sadly, they don't spell it "kutting"
I switched on the subtitles once I saw your komment. I was not disappointed.
“High school boyfriend”
“Low risk”
*laughs in restraining order applicant*
Ian White hard core oooof. Lol
BUD?? r u okay?
just replace "high school boyfriend" with "michael cera"
"Why spend hours in therapy confronting your flaws when you could just touch this dog-man?"
- Brian David Gilbert, 2k19
He speaks with such confidence and authority, I can't help but be enthralled. And then he drops one of those one-liners and I lose it again and again, because he catches me off guard every time.
Too big!
Too mean!
*Too many hooves!*
"Shoa Khan is sadistic, incredibly powerful, and just covered head to toe in baby oil"
“Theres red bull in this mug”
*_”HIYAH!”_*
"Eating in bed is a very bad habit."
Depends what you're eating is all i'm gonna say.
👀
🤣
And we know what Mileena and Tanya do in bed
/finger guns into oblivion/
*cough cough* Mileena and Baraka
"Do not attempt to cuddle the skinless meat man"
Nice try BDG, but you aren't getting in the way this time.
BDG is an impressive beacon of Bi energy, and i'm living for it
like i thought i was gay but then i remembered that dude's like this exist and i am bi
Is he really bi?
@@madhatt3r93 no idea
lilou Moonlight well in their overboard deception game Allegra did refer to an SO for BDG as gf or bf, and I know that’s a horrible metric to base anything off of but it does give me slight hope
@Elan Emilio the best piece of advice anyone can give honestly
BDG: erron is lame
me: But,,,,,emotionally available cowboy,,,,,
As the owner of several trench coats but also someone who likes cuddles, I too felt a tinge of alienation, so fear not, friend.
@kevin willems omg, I somehow have a slight phobia of knifes, and a huge crush on Robert Evans. I hope his hand is okay
I am an emotionally available cowboy and I promise you I am super lame
@@icewink7100 I'm here with a different account to say I'd still love to cuddle Robert Evans
We all know Scorpion is the best one. Why do you think he always screams “GET OVER HERE!” when he pulls his enemies towards him?
Brian did this joke in the video already, smh
@@GemA2Gen This comment was made before this person could've gotten that far in the video. Good job OP, you called it.
Architect of Gods according to the time of you commenting this, you called that shit
But Goro has twice as many arms for hugging
Quan Chi literally died seconds after the moment BDG showed.
there will never be a better opening than
"BADABADABADABADADADBAABABADAD
there's red bull in this mug" because he just looks so damn proud of himself. its amazing
bdg does the absolute most for touchstarved gays
Touchstarved gays sounds like a bloodborne boss or a sweet band name. No offence intended.
Mikkel Lopez *GUITAR RIFF* ITS THE MUTHAFUKIN TOUCHSTARVED GAYS BACK WITH OUR NEW ALBUM
no touchstarved gays is a lady gaga cover band, you locals
queerdaniel21 I’m just imaging a boy band singing “WE ARE THE TOUCH- STARVED- GAA-A-AYS”
unanys joe
Im a lesbian and Sheeva and her four muscled arms can cuddle me any day of the WEEK
I love him but why does BDG look like every history teacher from every teen 90's show?
Ironic; given the entire Skyrim book report Brian kept saying, and I quote "history is so boooooooring"
BDG: But in the end we decided emotional availability and physical interest were more important
BDG, 10 mins later: MOISTURE CONTROL TRUMPS ALL
he right tho
"Trump's"
Triggered
Isn't he old and wise too
and a deity maybe he knows about adoration
"Yes I know my hair smells great, I'm trying to sleep" has got to be my favorite quote in this entire video
"do not attempt to cuddle the skinless meat man" yOu're noT mY dAD
well, with that mustache and the bad puns he could be
@@RedCloudfield he very much could
Can your dad recite like 500 pokemon names while rhyming and then do an interperative dance for all legendary pokemon?
@@theweakestbrazilianmale3398 he legitimately doesn't understand what rhythm is in rap music so I'd like hell fucking no grjrjdhdhd
I could listen to Brian talking bout sweet sweet LOVE for hours.
PS: We still want that Argonian Maid audiobook, man!
Please Brian Please!!! ^^
If anyone can keep the readers feeling sexual tension throughout the whole book, it’s Brian.
Frantic dancing
"There's red bull in this mug"
HIGH KICK
20 seconds in, already liked
no one's gonna mention that pat gill literally wrote the bit about anti imperialism? no? just me? alright.
i see you, comrade patrick.
lol Pat does shit like that all the time.
Talk about a woke bae.
he is constantly giving me life
@Bryce Plummer why are you bringing them up?
@Bryce Plummer your first comment seems to imply that communism is inherently like the USSR, which it’s not.
“Horses are terrifying”
“Got equinaphobia on a school trip”
I really wonder what happened to make BDG so scared of horses.
Horses are terrifying
Have you ever seen one smile? Wtf those teeth.
Horses killed his family
If I ever will see a horse smile then I'll be truly terrified
The McElroys
Sometimes I wonder if they're making content specifically for me and then I realize, no, Brian David Gilbert is here to save our souls. This is part of that.
"I'm going through my rebellious phase"
*Checks with an authority figure*
"Also she's a Sandy Hook truther"
*Floats across the screen*
RR was not a good choice.
and an outspoken transmisogynist
I like how Brian gives off the vibe that he has dated all of them and cuddled them
I think my favorite part of each video might be how excellently Brian's nail polish always coordinates.
"too big! too mean! too many hooves!"
I didn't come into this expecting you to peg my type so specifically but here we are
Peg?
Hooves?
Trash Channel psycho mantis?
metal gear?
@@ChamChamRealSmooth trivago?
BDG went from looking like the secret 4th McElroy brother that went to school for musical theater instead of doing podcasts, to looking like a 1930s news anchor. Or a film major at an art college today.
That last part is so accurate it hurts to breathe
SAMC: Animator I go to an art college I only bring the facts lmao
Hard to be a McElroy when you think horses are terrifying.
@@Tybuscus that's why he's a secret and isn't allowed within 100 feet of any McElroy live shows.
It’s hilarious to hear Brian talk about how nice Sindel is when we now know that she murdered her husband to get with her sugar daddy (Shao Kahn)
I’m fairness, even when the lore was that she was actually a decent leader, she was still brainwashed for essentially the entirety of her playable history.
How could a dog man not be the perfect cuddle buddy? AND he makes you a better person over time talk about a good influence lol
Fleas I'm guessing?
agustin venegas that and needing to you to accompany him outside to poop. It’s December in New York Night Wolf please learn how to use a toilet!
I want to cuddle with dog man.
'All Cops Are Bad at Cuddling' -I chOKED
Oh no, did a cop try to cuddle you?
@@TripleDimensional I'll be honest, that took me a while.
ACAB
Y’all should rank the best JRPG hairstyles as brought to life and modeled by other Polygon staff.
“Tremor is a criminal dirt ninja who will fill your bed with pebbles” really gets me every time.
9:57
I want it known that this is STILL one of my favourite parts of this video, and one of my favourite quotes from all of unravelled
Brian is a BDGenius but let us not forget Pat's role as the (mostly) silent background visionary.
he does good on his own go watch the bloodborne Muppet video he was just in it was great
I know! I miss the days of Gill and Gilbert.
As well as the rad background dancer and somersaulter when given the opportunity
“ACABAC; All Cops Are Bad At Cuddling”
This but unironically?
He wasn't ironic
Bold of you to assume he was being ironic
john adams | wasn’t sure, hence the question mark
Well, they are four times more likely to be domestic abusers than the average citizen, so that tends to mean being bad at cuddling.
Rory Walker Ah yes! And this is backed up only by the accounts of abuse that are reported, so that amount could possibly be way higher
Next on Polygon: Nobody asked but I found wich Street Fighter characters are tops or bottoms
Yes
What about the middle ones? You can't just pretend that sandwich enthusiasts don't exist.
Zel G. I think they are known as versatile/switch
Ryu is a bottom
The whole roster are bottoms
the way sheeva and fujin are #2 and #1 on this whole list... ed boon rly said the aftermath dlc would have the BEST cuddlers
"telekinesis, babeyy"
new favorite bdg quote
Same energy as nanomachines son
BDG:We are cuttiing the movie characters bc not cannon.
Also BDG: ZELDA MONOPOLY!
Gabriel Bento okay, but that was the premise of the whole video. He was trying to fit ALL Zelda media into the canon timeline.
I kind of love how shamelessly he includes/excludes things based on personal preference. The way that he's v blatant about it makes it amusing where it'd be frustrating w/ other people
But to be fair, Zelda Monopoly saved Reggie's ass.
zelda monopoly was the reason reggie could retire
Awfully bold of you to assume zelda monopoly isn't canon
I didn't realize how much I needed to hear Brian say "major himbo" until now
he really just said acab(ac)
this is, how do you say, "bisexual culture"
Amen
@@freckspeck no Nature loves you :)
Most of the time...
I love that Polygon cultivates the sort of viewerbase where this can be in the top comments free of discourse or hatred :^) (especially as a fellow bi)
Kano’s fatality “Last Dance” is REAL bisexual culture
😌👊
that last second of the video
“what have you got?”
“a knife!”
“NO”
Pat: Lemme see what you have!
Brian: SCISSORS
Pat: NO
I wasn't sure about Fujin until you mentioned temperature management.
I'm naturally too warm for my own good, so someone who can cool me down while we cuddle is absolute god tier.