How to make a perfect E3 press conference (or drinking game) | Unraveled
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- E3 is here, and Brian David Gilbert has unraveled the 10 keys to a perfect press conference, which you could also use for a drinking game. Here are the rules: bit.ly/E3DrinkingGame
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The one that says "I love eating ASS" when you wear a business blazer over it?
@@kieran.grant_ yes
this is what i wanted.
This is truly some Next Gen merch. This level of wearablness has never been seen before. It is More wearable than ever possible before. It is groundbreaking how game changing, immersive, and innovative that this merch is. It’s like you are living in an entire new world of merch. It seemed impossible but we just did it. And that’s not science fiction. It’s science fact!! 15,678. Wow
@@joshuajohnson2027 it's the dark souls of merch.
BDG: puts on a blazer that makes his shirt say " I
He prepared so well
lmfao
what an excellent planned gaffe - I didn't even notice. Polygon really pulling out the stops these days.
Brilliant detail. It also says: Do U?
proper rofld
What really sold me on this video is the "I love eating ass" shirt when he puts the blazer on. 10/10
Me too. It was a perfect moment
@@eggsbox Oh our Prometheus, I thank you for your humble offering!
eggs_box I thought on Brian’s Twitter he said Jeff designed the shirt but maybe I’m making that up
@@taakotuesdays You're right the shirt was designed by Jeff Ramos. He hasn't put it up for sale yet and sadly a bunch of illegitimate ones have sprung up.
@@eggsbox thanks just bought one 😎
If only we knew. If only we knew that BDG Unraveling pokemon edibility would be the end of the end.
that was the real big finish all along....
this has been a year long E3 presentation that we've all been a part of
Memento Mori
Twas heartbreaking.
But hey, at least he has his own channel and is making some fantastic stuff over there!
It was such a sad to see him go
I can’t believe Pokémon edibility made it out of development hell
But at what cost?
And into actual hell.
Then they went bankrupt 2 seconds later
It has one foot in hell and it shows
You should Rank video game princess by their actual diplomatic skills
Bump
Yes lad
#1 criterion: willingness to marry for political gain
thebenjcrew it’s an attention to detail that was unnecessary but extremely enjoyable
oh my gosh yes??
I just realized that the Blazer made his shirt say "I eat ass"
God I love unraveled
I love eating ass*
@@zenithquasar9623 "do u?"
I want that shirt
@@ThePteropterus Very much so! Though more eaten than eating if I am perfectly honest.
@@zenithquasar9623 That can be arranged
me finding out you can fish in hades: what? hell yeah! what?!
You can fish in hades?
@@loafofmilk7680 you sure can! it's my favorite dating sim/fishing game/visual novel/roguelite haha
@@EmptyFeet why does that sound like yakuza, except for the roguelite part
@ToastyGlow I love your animations and the short webtoon you made :)
@@stonecat676 it also sounds like persona without the roguelite
Something that always made me sad about The "Banjo Player" at the sony's press conference was that that guy was actually Gustavo Santaolalla, the composer of the lasts of us' soundtrack, i know it was a weird way to start the conference and i know that a lot of people aren't expected to know who a composer is but that soundtrack is badass, and to know who he is and see him there preforming was awesome, and it's sad to see how many people didn't know and just thought he was some banjo guy.
@@lizar2269 But he's not a banjo player, he is THE banjo player
Was that Gustavo Santaolalla? He's a freaking legend! Has composed amazing soundtracks and was the producer for some of the best latinamerican rock albums from the '90s! I mean, He basically built modern latinamerican rock.
It was meh
For situations like that, you'd think they'd want to introduce the guy for everyone not familiar with him if they didn't want a gaff like that #TheGaffsAreAnInsideJob
@@Big_Dai Your opinion has been noted and then discarded.
Unfortunately, the blazer + t-shirt combo cut off some of the text on the shirt, and I can't quite read what it says! Weird! I'm sure that was just a simple mistake
SonOfaChipwich lmfao I noticed that too
can I buy that gamer shirt
Yah I need this gamer shirt
I'll take two!
Yeah I need a shirt like that right now
I died when he put the blazer on and his shirt said "I love eating ass" I'm a simple man. I see a butt joke, I laugh.
0Governaut0 glad I’m not the only one lol
And then under that it says "Do U?"
YOU CLOD
I just bust out laughing ajajjajaja
I refuse to believe that its accidental
Things that Brian David Gilbert has canonically dreamed of since a child:
1) Speaking at an E3 presentation
2) Making the Pokerap listenable
@@Thatoneguyyouknowtheguy but he never gave up
He kept at it everyday
"Pokemon Edibility was never released" is both one of the funniest and saddest things to hear in 2021.
I wish it was never released
“everyone can quote at least one E3 Gaff.”
no acctually i cant-
“m y b o d y i s r e a d y”
oh. ok. nevermind then
Giant Enemy Crab. Hit Its weakpoint for Massive Damage.
Literally my thought process.
I DID NOT KNOW THAT WAS WHERE THAT MEME WAS FROM
You're breathtaking
*Plays Wii Music vigorously*
when bdg put on that blazer, i realized he’s an actual genius
I had the same impression at first... but then I started to suspect he might actually be the devil.
I worship the Unravels now
what the t-shirt says when its covered by the blazer, is, just so good.
I want that shirt. Where can I get this shirt?!
@@zhangles Jeff Ramos designed it, keep an eye out maybe he'll make it available for sale lmao
Do U?
Think.
11:17 “Over 49 meaghanpixels of screen dissolution, 62 giginboats of RAM, and 720,000... I know it sounds like science fiction, but it’s science fact.”
Best part
16 times
you get internet points for spelling it right....
Bethesda be like
literally just a number, i died laughing
I know everyone was talking about the shirt but the thing I can’t get over is how he burned the paper so well
It’s flash paper. It’s specifically made to burn quickly and completely.
oh gosh i somehow wanna try tha-
nice profile pic
@@cz1822 I need to get some
1:04
i legitimately burst out in cheers at the sight of "bdg unravels pokémon edibility". don't play with my heart like that
Fucking same, Brian has too much power over me
i jumped off my chair.i need this. THIS IS WHAT US THE GAMERS WANT AND NEED
he played us just like e3 does.
This son of a gun is getting all cocky with his power mustache and power blazer. Why he gotta play god like that?
Griffin passes down the tasting torch to him
The whiteboard slowly falling down and more and more tape appearing on it is what really makes this
thank you for pointing this out
It's part of the gaff with overlapping gaffer's tape
I'm glad I'm not the only one that was slightly triggered by this 🤣🤣
Pierre Publico - oh I was so triggered by this. First thing my nutty health and safety brain saw as soon as I saw it. Wasn’t even really paying attention to the speech at one point.
Represents his unraveling
7:56 bold words from Brian David "this slide wasn't in rehearsals Patrick" Gilbert
Wow, never realized "My body is ready" came from a Wii presentation.
Funny enough, it was not planned at all. Reggie, until this point, was playing the BADASS CEO character, trying his best to change the image of Nintendo as being square and outdated. Hence his open line, on his first presentation "My name is reggie, I'm about kicking ass, I'm about taking names, and we're about making games".
On this presentation he dissed Microsoft and Playstation multiple times, name calling both.
On the next year the "My Body is Ready" happened. Meme was so big, that Reggie decided to play now the goofy CEO card. Doing on purpose memes from time to time. What demonstrate his legit skills in getting in touch with feedback and public, something Nintendo is widely known for ignoring.
somebody at the polygon office finally told brian he couldn't keep wasting paper
"Sorry Brian. We can't give you a ton of paper to waste for each video."
Brian: "Well how much CAN you give me?"
(picks up a random scrap of paper) "This much."
Brian: "Then I will waste that scrap of paper spectacularly."
"Sure Brian. Knock yourself out."
5:33
@@Obstreperous_Octopus how does it feel, knowing that I only upvoted your comment so that it wouldn't have 169 likes?
@@roguepsykerhaaker4813 If people are refusing to Like a comment out of fear of disrupting the "sacred symbol" of 69, then you're doing me a favor by getting it past that hurdle.
Thanks!
@@Obstreperous_Octopus damn it, I can't even be evil in this comment section, also your welcome
@@roguepsykerhaaker4813 Being evil is easy when you accidentally fix things
Keanu reeves in cyberpunk was the most "what? *HELL YEAH!!* WHAT?" moment ever
The Dark Crystal game for Switch was my "what? HELL YEAH! wat."
Okay but Banjo Kazooie in Smash straight into Breath of the Wild 2 tho
The fact Keanu was actually wearing the "business nerd" outfit confirms it as true.
And heartfelt. BREATHTAKING
The "you're breathtaking" was both heartfelt emotion and a gaffe.
He delivered, in the end he fucking delivered.
and we wish he didn’t
To think the "one more thing" would be brian's undoing... I'll miss his work here.
"But isn't that what we want as gamers? To be disappointed?"
Holy shit that was too real
I know right?!
Now that he’s eliminated Pokémon edibility, we can focus all of our effort on demanding a live production of the Lusty Argonian Maid
i was upset about eliminating pokémon edibility, but this comment has changed me. thank you.
day 1 of begging BDG for a live production of the lusty argonian maid
I would honestly pay to see this.
Unfortunately I think the Vox higher-ups got a clause in the union contract that forbids BDG from engaging in any behavior that can be described as "lusty" on company grounds.
DominateEye then we shall riot
“Live”
That moment when ‘BDG unravels Pokemon edibility’ was in fact released as the grand finale of Unraveled
that ending hits different now
Unraveled seems more frequent and I’m not mad
Gengar94 he said that Unraveled was gonna be early this week, it’s usually on Sundays
Pathetic Necromancer Oh OK
Oshiete, oshiete, sono shikumi w-
Whoops wrong Unraveled
@@ironichoodies you forgot the yos
…
The edibility of Pokemon was the fucking perfect choice for the huge thing at the end, it had EXACTLY THE DESIRED EFFECT. Huge hype, followed immediately by disappointment.
and I fell for it for a moment the same way it happens every year with game announcements. bravo.
I want it so bad tho
And major props for introducing the ACTUAL video in the same way. “Unraveled presents Pokémon edibility”? HYPE!!! “The last Unraveled”? UNHYPE!!!
Haha. You got what you wanted. Are you happy now?
Mistakes weren't memeable enough. Needed about 20% more uncomfortable silence, and 2 maybe 3 more unsociable reaction faces from people who are clearly too nervous and under pressure to deal with mistakes.
"Isn't that what we want as gamers? To be disappointed?" This is the best description of the video game community I've ever seen
We are never getting "BDG unravels Pokémon edibility," are we?
the long awaited cross over between unraveled and griffin eating amiibos
BDG and Griffin would kill me and raise me back to life
Nope
HOLY SHIT WE ARE
oop nvm watched for 10 more seconds
*BDG puts on a blazer that makes his shirt say "I love eating ass. Do U?"
Me: How are you so perfect?
Truly an amazing feat.
think ertif am
I suspect that GAF was *Planned*!
The foreshadowing for the finale is now immense and emotional
Oh if only BDG knew...
That cats isnt JUST a musical anymore
Shadow Clod just gotta dot the i and cross the uplouts
Shadow Clod no thats not a mistake
It was never *just* a musical. It was a masterpiece
Brian David Gilbert, holding the new torch of the Polygon Vore Boy
EDIT: as someone who’s working on getting into the video game journalism industry, I really hope the polygon gang forget about this comment
Isabel Yes, truly the Amiibo corner of his generation.
Wonder if he could get Griffin as special guest star
@@hylianmage413 gods I hope so, other than You Don't Know Jackbox we really missed the window on the incredible potential of those two in the same room
Bring the man a banana
We are all forgetting that Griffin has previously discussed Pokemon edibility in MBMBAM
th-cam.com/video/Gdx3btke6io/w-d-xo.html
the "i love eating ass" shirt made me lose it like none other. god i love you (and jeff ramos for designing it)
I don't know what it's called I need that shirt and I can't find it on Google
@@cravingcrayons oh it's not for sale (yet) it was designed by jeff ramos, another polygon employee
Of fucking course Jeff designed that shirt--
--I love that man so goddamn much
What video did he make the shirt in? 😀
Oh cool, u noticed as well
Great job Brian. However, one comment of hours had me seriously stunned. I was shocked by your implication that the musical Cats has a plot that's anything but perfect. Cats is, in essence, a multi-character character study, allowing the audience to experience a cast without the use of a traditional plot. In this essay I will
You are a disgusting human being, the amount of ungodly rage that this comment calls upon me is extraordinary, it has been five months since you commented this and I have just seen the Cats movie. I want you personally to take full responsibility for not only the emotional damage that this has caused me, but for inciting such a horrible nightmare upon our reality. You truly are a herald of chaos, born from our collective fears and worst dreams, the fact that not only you call this a masterpiece but an interactive act repulses me, the only kind of interactivity I received was the utter horror from every frame of what came with this monstrosity. I hope you can find peace after all the suffering you have caused me and my family, and that you can rest for what remains of our cursed existence.
@@moody7747 Yeah the movie was trash, watch the proshot stage production
@@moody7747 he's talking about the musical tho, not the movie
In this essay you'll what, IN THIS ESSAY YOULL WHAT SERANA WE NEED TO KNOW.
@@moody7747 chill they mean the musical not the movie you hating pleb
However, in an unexpected turnaround a year later, the studio green lit “BDG unravels Pokémon edibility”, and it was released! This was a true, shocking, memorable moment for the gaming community.
Ah yes, I am pleased by the continuation of your dancing Brian
That “I love eating clASSics” shirt is probably the best gag I have ever seen
I actually choked on what I was eating when he put on the ill-fitting blazer
@@bassemb Same scenario, but with a drink
Personally didn’t even know what e3 was but I knew the “my body is ready”
The power of a meme is strong
Brian's whole segment on planned gaffes really made me second guess the "You're breathtaking" meme
That wasn't necessarily a gaffe though- it wasn't necessarily funny, so I have hope
ok now you are legally required by me specifically to talk about Pokémon Edibility
On an unrelated note I think your profile picture is adorable.
Wooloo says trans rights.
Jam Deluxe yay wooloo
Still waiting for my episode of Unraveled where BDG rates the best JRPG hairstyles as modeled by Polygon staff.
Screeeeeech
Just the fact that his white board is taped onto the wall just gives off such a strong vibe
brian, that "i love eating ass" shirt joke actually got me way more than id like to admit
I'm upset that The Big Finish worked on me.
_"Can we go to the next slide Gen?"_
*_"NEXT GEN!"_*
I see what you did there... 😂
I have watched this 50 times and you have opened my eyes.
@@darrienjones8917 IKR. it only clicked in my head a minute later and didn't find anyone else who noticed. Such an amazing sense of humor!
@@alnimri what
Nimr Al Nimri I’d be really funny if this joke wasn’t even intentional.
Almost two years and I cannot understand the joke
I love how BDG refers to the greatest Latin American music producer as a "a complete banjo player"
‘Isn’t that what we want, as gamers. To be disappointed.’
Famous quote indeed
Wow can't wait for pokemon edibility in seven years!
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I wish the big finish was actually the live action play of *_The Lusty Argonian Mink._*
*HERESY*
Must you tarnish the name of
Lifts-Her-Tail???
no the oddly expensive opening should have been that. though i did love hearing him sing to is
"Pokemon edibility was never released" he said...
This mad lad showed us the last unraveled 18 months earlier. What a guy
I actually had a WHYW reaction to BDG unravels Pokémon edibility. Then I remembered that according to E3 law, it stays in developmental hell.
Bonus: It ruins the next 5 years of E3s for you because it's the only thing you want anyone to talk about.
Source: I want FF7, Metroid Prime 4, and Bayonetta 3
Wait?? NOOOOOO
BDG Unravels Pokemon Edibility will now become memed until BDG actually makes it.
It will be his Half Life 3.
Guerilla marketing
I thought it already was! I think it's his most requested video
*looks at the 420 likes* nice
He better make it
The t shirt gag is the highest of comedy
bdg laughing maniacally about an incredibly real and prevalent concern while burning a piece of flash paper is 100% the chaos energy I need today
Now that shirt/blazer combo is the TRUE meaning of Pride Month.
i guess that, given Brian’s definition of E3 as a theatrical presentation, E3 press conferences would technically be Gesamtkunstwerken?
Is that the ARCHITECTURAL understanding of the gesamtkunswerk, or...?
We finally got Pokemon Edibility BUT AT WHAT COST?!
i can't believe brian managed to release this before the last proper E3
I stared at the shirt during the musical number just thinking "I love eating" and "Classics" being too particularly placed. I'm glad I was right.
The moment I noticed it was the moment where this video became a BDG classic for me.
"I love eating ASS. Do u?"
always the genius I see! Amazing stuff!
I do love eating classics + blazer.
I hope they're selling that t-shirt.
I want that shirt lmao
Brian casually almost catching his suit on fire is pure chaotic energy I could only get from a BDG video
this is gonna be real niche but this has very similar vibes to crowley giving the presentation about the m25 in good omens
you are so right
The paper he’s burning is just all the comments that call him the polygon twink printed out
Naw, that would have been a floor to ceiling stack.
The gaffe is weirdly right : there was recently an article about how a lesbian kiss was semi-accidentally shown at E3 1999 and it saved the Sims by making them stand out
Source?
@@thomaslecomte1570 Reading that article is depressing, because there's so much thinly veiled homophobia for no reason. Even straight up saying that a gay man worked on it and thought it was a bad decision at first... Like Jesus Christ, why can't we just let people be people? Even now, we're still having this discussion when it's beyond obvious that homophobia is stupid. -.-
@@tangentfox4677 And it's a life simulation game. Imagine being offended that a life simulation game simulates life
After watching the last unravelled that ending is so much darker
11:43 Next, Jen. Next Gen? Your pun is appreciated bdg
comrade bdg calling out video game companies for their poor labor practices
for context:
twitter.com/plante/status/1137115215634489344
Solidarity
Brian 2017: A *harmless* sense of joy is something I want to contribute to
Brian 2019: E3 DRINKING GAME!!
What? Hell yeah! What?
If the Sonic video came out in 2017, you're wrong
Collin Bong the sonic video can out on 13 Jan, this year...
@@ewwpoorpeople5684 He says that in the video resume he created for Polygon that's up on his personal channel
@@WaaveLvl0 he has a personal channel?
TIL the origin of "my body is ready"
Unfortunately we’ll never see him unravel pokemon edibility-hang on I’m receiving a message
11:16
49 Meganpixels of screen dissolution 62 Gigenboats of ram and 720,000!
I died at this part
@@hahrhthuhrh3542 I died at: Next Gen!
5:24 This scene is even better when you remember Vox Media Union just won contract negotiation 😎 Congrats you guys!
Woot woot!
“And those that tasted the salt of his fish named him... *The Doomfisher* ”
5:47 TEDDY ROSEVELT!
You thought you could hide behind those modern glasses and unraveling rants, but I found you out
Talks about Tod Howard’s weird sexual innuendos...
2 seconds later
T H E B I G F I N I S H
Well... He finally acknowledged the rabid fanbase that wants to know his opinions on edible pokemon. I hope you all feel valid now lmao.
Only seven years of development hell before it gets rushed out as a disappointing flop! ;)
We do thanks for asking
@@genuineinterest Glad to hear it!
it's been 2/3 of a year and i'm just commenting to say that bdg's eyes are purple at several points here and it just makes me think of "worm off the string" for some reason. brian off the string. what sins will he commit.
10:12 bdg's voice cracking in the middle of singing is probably my favourite thing on the internet im not joking
Brian, if you're teasing us about Pokémon edibility I'm going to go feral.
rawr
I actually strongly considered doing my own ranking. I came up with a decent set of starting criteria at one point
@@tomchaney6085 what's stopping you?
@@flower-yl6iw Mostly that even for just gen 1 it's quite a large project, my computer is painfully slow for editing, and also that I'm a vegetarian so I don't have all the edibility insights that someone else might. Still probably going to give it a shot though
@@tomchaney6085 oh yeah that's fair, it would definitely take awhile. if you make it tho lmk!
Brian: "I'm going to give you the keys to the perfect E3 presentation."
The whiteboard behind him: *Literally just taped to the wall*
I never noticed until now O.o
OR IS IT?
This video has a new vibe now boys
The seeds to his downfall were sowed here
BDG is absolutely rocking the "50's scientist who stumbled on a government conspiracy" look, and the part where he talks about planned gaffes really shows it off.
BDG: “BDG Unravels Pokémon Edibility” is a thing that’s going to happen.
Me: What? Hell yeah! What?
BDG: PSYCH! Fooled ya hehe
Me: What? Hell yeah! What?
BDG does literally anything on camera: "What? Hell yeah! What?"
It’s the 20th way to say haha, what?
6:36 bdg predicted the doom crossing craze.
F to pay respects to E3
Seriosly, who writes these? The whole production team are geniuses, so many subtle jokes and shit, THIS is what I call quality content, love you guys!
I assumed it was him and Pat Gill.
My fav is his shirt during his presentation
My bet is Brian and Pat
I think Pat and Brian write them, but Clayton helps with filming/editing
Paper plane Gamer that was Jeff, he makes shirts and stuff, I’m p sure he’s got a website
“i won't dance this season"
LMAO sure dude.
They should have listened to the ten keys.
7/10 not enough heckling and weird screeches coming from the audience
GODDAMNIT BRIAN I LEGITIMATELY GASPED WHEN I SAW POKÉMON EDIBILITY
same
I JUMPED OUT OF THE COUCH
I want it so bad man
in true fashion to the intent of the gag, I WILL cry if you don't make a video about the edibility of pokemon
ive watched this like five times and i only just noticed brian's shirt after he puts the blazer on oh my lorde