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  • The Mega Man robot masters were helpful before they became evil. But just how helpful were they? Brian David Gilbert locks himself in a studio to rank which ones were useful enough to be worth the risk of a robot uprising.
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  • @dinosaurpolitician3663
    @dinosaurpolitician3663 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7808

    The point of crash test dummies is to see how impact would damage a human being. Bounce Man doesn’t even have human proportions. He’s not just a robot who’s entire purpose is to feel pain, he also is physically incapable of doing that job well. I hope someone got fired.

    • @owenbridgers
      @owenbridgers 3 ปีที่แล้ว +284

      "I hope somebody got fired for that Blunder."

    • @seanfields2576
      @seanfields2576 3 ปีที่แล้ว +357

      He was just built to test the trauma people would feel after being in a crash

    • @francescafrancesca3554
      @francescafrancesca3554 3 ปีที่แล้ว +166

      @@seanfields2576 Scary but plausible.

    • @randomguyontheinternet7940
      @randomguyontheinternet7940 3 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      @Haley Halcyon - Gaming Channel He might've had another job before that since he's called Rubber Man in the Japanese version

    • @largeboi4678
      @largeboi4678 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@owenbridgers I sure hope somebody got *fired* for *that* blunder!

  • @fidget0227
    @fidget0227 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5497

    I like to think Brian hasn’t memorized any of these robots EXCEPT for Toadman, so he noticed he was missing immediately.

    • @jenniferdunstan5065
      @jenniferdunstan5065 ปีที่แล้ว +199

      It’s toad man how couldn’t you remember him

    • @LegendaryDarkKnight602
      @LegendaryDarkKnight602 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      I feel like I'm listening to Sheldon from Big Bang Theory, who was my favorite character on the show.

    • @EssentialNPC
      @EssentialNPC 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@LegendaryDarkKnight602 die
      (joking)
      (but seriously, how dare you compare BDG to TBBT's *Sheldon Cooper* ? I feel bad for the people who have to be your friends. Do you tell them of opinions like these? You must sicken them. You clearly must be some form of microplastic-infused lethargic content-consuming lack of human ingenuity. I am appalled at the notion of your thought process. I am saddened by the fact that you are seemingly unable to grasp the intellectual beauty, comedic flair, and sense of style that Brian David Gilbert possesses. I hope you either grow into a more functional form of a human or be upset enough by this monologue that you vow to never share your opinion again.)

  • @badkafka908
    @badkafka908 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6652

    “A chemistry teacher that taught classes so boring that he put kids to sleep, but then he took it a little too personally and decided to become evil” sounds like how someone who’s never seen breaking bad would describe breaking bad

    • @genericname2747
      @genericname2747 2 ปีที่แล้ว +354

      Chemistry teacher sells drugs in a desperate attempt to teach students that chemistry is cool

    • @thewatcher9237
      @thewatcher9237 2 ปีที่แล้ว +178

      @@genericname2747 Honestly I’d watch this twisted version of the magic school bus. Ms.Frizzle’s disheveled coworker in the Chemistry department? Good stuff.

    • @genericname2747
      @genericname2747 2 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      @@thewatcher9237 Mr Frazzled takes kids on magic adventures through the power of drugs

    • @elliel.5915
      @elliel.5915 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      i've seen it and i'd still describe it this way

    • @Silverwind87
      @Silverwind87 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Sounds like a Batman Animated Series villain that everybody forgot the existence of.

  • @iwannaseehowlongyoucanmakethis
    @iwannaseehowlongyoucanmakethis 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9097

    Fun fact: According to the wiki, Grenade Man is SADOMASOCHISTIC, as he enjoys both inflicting and receiving pain. So he deliberately gets caught in his own explosions.

    • @apassionatenerd.3564
      @apassionatenerd.3564 3 ปีที่แล้ว +960

      I dont know what to do with this information but I know I needed to posses it

    • @jackgeist3803
      @jackgeist3803 3 ปีที่แล้ว +433

      This was the turning point in humanity’s war against grenades. Many years later, we looked back on this moment, then back outside at the wrecked shrapnel of the endless grenade barrage of 2021 and sighed. If only we had known how to get them off sooner, we could have...also gotten off sooner.

    • @inthegrass11
      @inthegrass11 3 ปีที่แล้ว +609

      he's the bottom to Top Man

    • @nebulousboops4985
      @nebulousboops4985 3 ปีที่แล้ว +332

      This comment thread reads like a tumblr thread, and that's not an insult by any means

    • @rescuerex7031
      @rescuerex7031 3 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      So he probably formed a BDSM club after he got womped by Rock

  • @silentverity4975
    @silentverity4975 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17251

    Rank Pokémon on how irresponsible it is to let children control them

    • @noobmaster69briandavidgilb88
      @noobmaster69briandavidgilb88 5 ปีที่แล้ว +572

      Only gen one because time but THIS WOULD BE AWESOME

    • @silentverity4975
      @silentverity4975 5 ปีที่แล้ว +559

      Brian David Gilbert Fan Account Multi-part series, one Gen an episode. Full ranking as a finale

    • @sapphic_sophie
      @sapphic_sophie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Jace Parker this is a very good idea.

    • @swankypants9366
      @swankypants9366 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Mew

    • @sofialaya596
      @sofialaya596 5 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      Think about all those school shootings and how more wrong they would go

  • @KarmaRadaan
    @KarmaRadaan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7113

    I love how he says "Things that Humans can't do" and the first robot in the category was build to stop global warming...

    • @halleycapra
      @halleycapra 4 ปีที่แล้ว +225

      oof

    • @joeyfromschool
      @joeyfromschool 4 ปีที่แล้ว +481

      I mean, based on historical evidence, he’s not wrong

    • @nathanielchoi5222
      @nathanielchoi5222 4 ปีที่แล้ว +461

      @@joeyfromschool Well technically, Genghis Khan taught us that by killing around 10% of the world's population through conquests, carbon emissions can be reduced significantly.

    • @Silverwind87
      @Silverwind87 4 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      Talk about a woke bae.

    • @clockworks360
      @clockworks360 4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      @@nathanielchoi5222 Irl Thanos

  • @jackwilliamtaylor5656
    @jackwilliamtaylor5656 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2961

    “What is my purpose?”
    “You hold my sword.”
    “Oh my god...”

    • @wizzem7890
      @wizzem7890 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Magnet man: Yeah join the club.

    • @blacklight6090
      @blacklight6090 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      “Hey wanna go watch a movie?”

    • @gavinc1998
      @gavinc1998 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      “You hold my sword”
      “Kinky…”

    • @luigipotter16
      @luigipotter16 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      "And my axe."

    • @LegendaryDarkKnight602
      @LegendaryDarkKnight602 ปีที่แล้ว

      Aye, hold my hammah.

  • @Orion-nq2qr
    @Orion-nq2qr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2780

    “I dont like putting in effort” says the man who read every skyrim book and tried to tell apart every fire emblem character

    • @thatoneguy9582
      @thatoneguy9582 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      also the whole-ass year of Halo novels now

    • @findingliospugolini8979
      @findingliospugolini8979 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Pokérap

    • @mulletjoker6419
      @mulletjoker6419 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      as bdg has taught me so well, just because you do something, does Not mean you enjoy it

    • @oddspongeout
      @oddspongeout 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      OSHA

    • @FrederickLeland
      @FrederickLeland 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Not to mention ranking every Megaman robot master.

  • @ApatiteSupernova46
    @ApatiteSupernova46 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2295

    7:48 It's Snake Man, whose main powers include
    _being a snake_ .

    • @k4496
      @k4496 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      2:doing snake like things

    • @tenacityxl
      @tenacityxl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      3. *hiss*

    • @100nodog
      @100nodog 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      The heathens don't get the joke

    • @midpixie
      @midpixie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      4: hiding in boxes

    • @OttoGraff-fu8pj
      @OttoGraff-fu8pj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      5: Bein’ sneaky

  • @leviacrus
    @leviacrus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4080

    "Where's my guy Toad Man" might just have to be my senior quote

    • @enbybunny9940
      @enbybunny9940 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Leviacrus 169 likes nice

    • @hermitpurple3224
      @hermitpurple3224 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lets make it 420

    • @society5767
      @society5767 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      "why the fuck is he a top???" is gonna be mine

    • @saulo4302
      @saulo4302 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hi.
      (This is gonna be weird when/if I change my profile picture)

    • @dustymcwari4468
      @dustymcwari4468 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Toad Man can make miracle rains on places that desperately need it, as well as helping with wildfires

  • @PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworth
    @PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworth 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1660

    Junk Man has to dig through the entrails of his robot brothers forever.

    • @Lucifersfursona
      @Lucifersfursona 2 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      I am _squeaking_ with laughter

    • @PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworth
      @PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworth 2 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      @@Lucifersfursona | I'm glad I could help release your inner mouse.

    • @beastwarsFTW
      @beastwarsFTW 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      He has magnet powers, also he's unphased by it

    • @turretboi
      @turretboi ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Dust man has to _cannablize_ them

    • @jenniferdunstan5065
      @jenniferdunstan5065 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@beastwarsFTW of course he's unfazed by it

  • @Drawcie
    @Drawcie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +574

    You know what's great? Galaxyman and splashwoman we're both going to be scrapped, even though they seemed almost fully operational. They actually chose to work with wily to get revenge on humanity for treating them like they were simple machines. So they had 2 incredibly useful robots and just left them in a scrapyard to die, and didn't think of the problems that could cause.

    • @muxilava
      @muxilava ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Also Hornet Man, Tornado Man, Concrete Man and Jewel Man (So 3/4 of the robot masters were worth building yet they were going to be scrapped)

    • @chaihill1837
      @chaihill1837 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jeez I’m starting to think Wily had a point. Humans are trash

    • @sandspada
      @sandspada ปีที่แล้ว +26

      It was because the plot of Megaman 9 revolved around planned obsolescence, a rule which was later repealed at the end of the game. And I mean, if you have a robot that's been working for over 10 years, and a much BETTER robot with all the latest tech that does the previous robot's job better, why wouldn't you swap to the newer model?

    • @pikachucetthesecond4296
      @pikachucetthesecond4296 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +32

      ​@@sandspada Gotta admit though the implications of scrapping sentient robots is pretty disturbing though

    • @brandoncorwin892
      @brandoncorwin892 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      ​​@@sandspada them being scrapped for that reason is like your boss shooting you in the stomach and leaving you to bleed out when they replace you. Edit:Grammar

  • @vellawoodbury4258
    @vellawoodbury4258 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1118

    9:15 you cannot dangle the fact that "sexy man" exists and not talk about him

    • @flamo2666
      @flamo2666 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Don’t forget about LITERAL CANCER.

    • @ilikecurry2345
      @ilikecurry2345 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@flamo2666 Or Uranus!

    • @g.masterlordoftheg-force4770
      @g.masterlordoftheg-force4770 4 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      @@flamo2666 not sure if you are joking, but this robot isn't based on the cancer disease, it's based on the Cancer astrological sign.

    • @flamo2666
      @flamo2666 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      G.Master: Lord of the G-Force yeah I know.

    • @doctorwholover1012
      @doctorwholover1012 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      "Sexy man - made to write more 50 shades of grey sequels - completely unnecessary!"

  • @anachronisticatlas
    @anachronisticatlas 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5734

    Everyone say it with me now: Top Man is a top bc he explores Uranus

    • @ravioliravioli118
      @ravioliravioli118 3 ปีที่แล้ว +215

      @@coolkid92223 the best way to describe my feelings about this

    • @koenmetekohy1296
      @koenmetekohy1296 3 ปีที่แล้ว +196

      This is the worst comment I have ever read, it’s so bad that I have to give it a like

    • @mohdadeeb1829
      @mohdadeeb1829 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      That's... what she said

    • @janesmith1840
      @janesmith1840 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Fucking excellent

    • @jonathannorris9475
      @jonathannorris9475 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Well, we all knew sex robots would be a thing at some point in the future. 🤖🍆

  • @momby557
    @momby557 2 ปีที่แล้ว +581

    I like to imagine Brian doesn’t actually script any of these and he just walks into this black box room thing, rambles for an hour, and then walks out again.

    • @DarkHarlequin
      @DarkHarlequin ปีที่แล้ว +51

      The first Video of this series (Zelda Timelines) came to be cause his Boss at the time wanted him to do a Zelda Timeline video, Brian explained to him that this video would suck, his Boss said he doesn't care do it anyways and so he just went into a room with his mate and rambled on about Zelda timelines without a script for 3 hours... and hence 'Unraveled' was born 😅

  • @Mojo391
    @Mojo391 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1005

    Chemists have a high death rate due to exposure so having a robot to help with caring for certain chemicals and preparing certain reagents would be useful. The ability to think may allow for some uses around procedure and the ability to order stuff when low so I'd say that it deserves to be tot he left of the wall.
    I also have a problem with the snake robot, like "oh I know what is a great idea let us put our best foot forward to alien life with our SmArT dEaTh NoOdLe"

    • @mellyflori6856
      @mellyflori6856 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Ok maybe it's just because I'm tired but SmArT dEaTh NoOdLe cracked me up.

    • @runman624
      @runman624 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      We're too big, unlike snakes

    • @chikujoyt4506
      @chikujoyt4506 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@mellyflori6856 same

    • @minafortulose730
      @minafortulose730 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Another defense for Acid Man: he can literally JUMP INTO the acid tanks to test them. Humans cannot do that, so I think that makes him kind of indispensable!

    • @Dinoman972
      @Dinoman972 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Didn't he specifically say Snake Man was for exploring narrow crevices? Good luck fitting a human in there.

  • @ChongoShow
    @ChongoShow 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2572

    "In his flavor text it says he's a romantic and loves poetry"
    So this time they DID send a poet

  • @MrGuyMontag451
    @MrGuyMontag451 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5487

    I've seen this video about ten times because I love it so much, but there's one part I have to talk about.
    The robot who splits medium temperatures into hot and cold temperatures is a real concept in physics, called Maxwell's Demon. The line of reasoning goes that if there was a chamber of gas or liquid, and a being who could look individually at all the molecules in a substance and manually separate the slow-moving (cold) ones from the quick-moving (hot) ones, then entropy within that system would decrease without an equivalent expenditure of work, increasing overall order in the universe, violating the second law of thermodynamics, and generating a theoretically infinite supply of useful energy over time.
    If Freeze Man existed, he would be the most useful machine in the world.

    • @ezekielmartin4323
      @ezekielmartin4323 4 ปีที่แล้ว +605

      That is crazy fucking interesting and I'm so happy that I know that now, thank you so much.

    • @taakotuesdays
      @taakotuesdays 4 ปีที่แล้ว +227

      This is dope as hell

    • @clockworkkirlia7475
      @clockworkkirlia7475 4 ปีที่แล้ว +258

      That's fascinating! It sounds like something that would be solved in a hellish way by Quantum Physics.

    • @potmki6601
      @potmki6601 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Thank you, that is educating

    • @clockworkkirlia7475
      @clockworkkirlia7475 4 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      @@esnahn Aaaahhhh gotcha! I did a quick wiki search but that is very much a better way to simply explain it. Gotta love the uncertainty principle (unless you wanted Absolute Zero to exist).

  • @Gooieduck1224
    @Gooieduck1224 4 ปีที่แล้ว +819

    Wind man makes sense actually! When you harvest wheat you'll have the "chaff" which is like a husk surrounding the seed of the wheat. You can loosen or remove the chaff through friction (rubbing the grain, or hitting it on the ground, jostling, etc) but then you'd still have your seeds mixed with a bunch of useless chaff. But the chaff is lighter and fluffier than the wheat, so wind man's fans would blow the chaff away, leaving delicious wheat behind! :)

    • @lukaslove8079
      @lukaslove8079 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      still.......sentience????

    • @dylanbraner7249
      @dylanbraner7249 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      @Keith Pillsbury "Why is so much of our science dangerous? Why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you on the butt on the way out, because you are fired."

    • @Ellie-jr4zy
      @Ellie-jr4zy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      A fan could do that. The fan doesn’t need self realization,,

    • @proxysrandomness9947
      @proxysrandomness9947 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      And dont forget abput pollination! Crops like wheat and corn are pollinated via wind!

    • @zym5435
      @zym5435 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      genuinely cool to know! but is there any particular reason why you need a sentient robot instead of a fan or something?

  • @audoldends6799
    @audoldends6799 3 ปีที่แล้ว +241

    “Why is he a top?” Well he couldn’t be a bottom could he? He’d just lay there and let drill man do the work

    • @LegendaryDarkKnight602
      @LegendaryDarkKnight602 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Mega Gay.

    • @brakistroier
      @brakistroier ปีที่แล้ว +18

      God damn it, I was waiting for someone to make that joke, but including Drill Man made it worst

    • @fukkthisnewupdate8882
      @fukkthisnewupdate8882 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@brakistroier it would be him or hard man

    • @ToyFreddyGaming1987
      @ToyFreddyGaming1987 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@fukkthisnewupdate8882don’t forget Plug Man.

  • @86sVideoDump
    @86sVideoDump 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1920

    "We've done some shit to bees, y'all." ~ Brian David Gilbert, 2018

    • @fishotic4237
      @fishotic4237 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      rip BDG, you were dead before I knew you

    • @wooby4104
      @wooby4104 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@fishotic4237 what? he's not dead

    • @knightogourd
      @knightogourd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nat they say RIP bc the og comment sounds like a eulogy quote ehehe

    • @sonofpears4691
      @sonofpears4691 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      After bee movie that quote could have some strange and frightening implications

  • @devinschwarz
    @devinschwarz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2083

    BDG's mischievous grin when he says "Top Man" is going to carry me through all of 2019 and beyond.

    • @devinschwarz
      @devinschwarz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Also for the next vid please rank every monster mom from Monster Hunter (all of them)

    • @aquaglow4188
      @aquaglow4188 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Let me know how 2020 went for you

    • @aoifemcandless-davis226
      @aoifemcandless-davis226 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Oh man I really hope that "and beyond" is still in effect

    • @aoifemcandless-davis226
      @aoifemcandless-davis226 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Oh man I really hope that "and beyond" is still in effect

    • @roprope511
      @roprope511 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      These are hard times. Remember to reup on Top Man energies bimonthly, my friends

  • @kilo3989
    @kilo3989 3 ปีที่แล้ว +315

    I like how Brian doesn't quite so much unravel in this one as get real slap-happy. It's just good to see him so smiley.

  • @rowdyriolu1
    @rowdyriolu1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    “Why the *phUck* is he a top” and “like a _plug_ could do” always get me.

  • @Saycille
    @Saycille 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5031

    I have never played a single megamind game but I love listening to this man organize hundreds of things onto a wall as he questions his sanity.

    • @dragonofepics7324
      @dragonofepics7324 5 ปีที่แล้ว +411

      Jojo Bean I want a mega man game with mega mind instead now.

    • @cammycakesss
      @cammycakesss 5 ปีที่แล้ว +254

      megamind game

    • @therhythmdragon
      @therhythmdragon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +161

      I think we need a Capcom and Dreamworks crossover now.

    • @fimpchus5263
      @fimpchus5263 5 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      I would pay every last penny I owned for a Megamind game.

    • @666Drazil
      @666Drazil 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I think there WAS a megamind game on the xbox

  • @charumphk732
    @charumphk732 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3610

    “Why did we let the crash test dummy feel pain?”
    Also puts sentient minesweeper in the good category

    • @kanrahatake3626
      @kanrahatake3626 4 ปีที่แล้ว +470

      I'm a little upset he didn't even touch on sexyman and dubstepman

    • @charlottebiscuit4133
      @charlottebiscuit4133 4 ปีที่แล้ว +200

      @@kanrahatake3626 _excuse me_ *_WHAT_*

    • @matiasrivas1692
      @matiasrivas1692 4 ปีที่แล้ว +435

      @@charlottebiscuit4133
      Sexy Man is from a comedy manga where Auto makes a bunch of robot masters, he uses makeup and has the word lipstick written on his abdomen.
      Dubstep Man is from a comic strip where he threatens to "drop the bass" and then get's his head blown off by Bass.

    • @prcervi
      @prcervi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +364

      removal of mines is a tedious, dangerous, and terrifying task. bot can walk it off, dude is plated to high hell and easier to repair then unlucky human no.307

    • @hollyprice6813
      @hollyprice6813 4 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      Also what didnt he talk about NAPALM MAN........ WHAT THE FUCK. I understand that hes bad but let's talk about the atrocities Napalm man would commit.
      FUCKING
      NAPALM
      MAN.

  • @forgemakesstuff2734
    @forgemakesstuff2734 3 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    “Hard man”
    *awkward pause as Brian considers his life choices*

  • @alanisisamess8977
    @alanisisamess8977 4 ปีที่แล้ว +216

    BDG: Squishy means defenceless
    Also BDG: breaks down over the infinitely powerful nature of Kirby

    • @thatsdisco
      @thatsdisco 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      when you're so squishy you turn from defenseless to indestructible

    • @alanisisamess8977
      @alanisisamess8977 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@thatsdisco squishy boi's gone full circle

    • @superoakwood5513
      @superoakwood5513 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Interger overflow IE nuclear Gandhi syndrome in a nutshell

  • @meteorbower
    @meteorbower 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3102

    up next: rank all 800+ pokemon by how good they would be as pets

  • @getschwifty5537
    @getschwifty5537 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1815

    Because of Bounce Man, because any one of our species could be sadistic enough to think that crash test dummies should feel pain, please move all the robots *specifically* meant to kill humans into the Absolutely Necessary pile.

    • @fossilfighters101
      @fossilfighters101 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      +

    • @myself2782
      @myself2782 5 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      But wait, the point of a crash test dummy is to simulate human injury as accurately as possible. Wouldn't Bounce Man be completely useless as a crash test dummy, since he'd just bounce around?

    • @zeeshanmehmood4522
      @zeeshanmehmood4522 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@myself2782 the injuries would still be accurate as if you're moving at crash test speeds you can't protect yourself anyway

    • @tyranisoar7401
      @tyranisoar7401 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      David Lopez, Light was sadistic enough to make bounce man, so maybe Wily was just trying to assassinate him with all of the murder robots, but Rock kept being stupid and not letting his tyrannical, misogynistic, demented father just die already.

    • @Cinko420
      @Cinko420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Doctor Eww
      He didn't make any of the robots in 11, he just fixed them. Tundra Man actually happens to be a Cossack Robot.

  • @Civilian08
    @Civilian08 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    I assume Top Man is a top because it helps orient him in low gravity. Good on Capcom for coming up with that instead of just saying "he entertains children at daycare" or something. They could have called him Gyro Man, but they already used that.

    • @Dudeman23rd
      @Dudeman23rd ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Gyro Man actually came later, so the decision to call him Top Man was pure inspiration.

  • @profc3027
    @profc3027 2 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    I'm pretty sure that in one of the episodes, Blasto Woman mentioned being a robot that loads and unloads cargo ships.
    Somewhat useful, but she quit her job in order to commit theft.

    • @nyetloki
      @nyetloki ปีที่แล้ว

      Shes dumb. You can steal alot more on the job as loader. Just saying

  • @Axolotl42
    @Axolotl42 5 ปีที่แล้ว +849

    This video expertly covers all of the levels of quality within robot society: Good, Decent, Construction, Meh, Alien, Bad, Murder, and Sonic.
    10/10

    • @IkeOkerekeNews
      @IkeOkerekeNews 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What? I don't get the joke.

    • @TheUnluckyEverydude
      @TheUnluckyEverydude 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@IkeOkerekeNews That's the rankings of all the categories of robot at the end of the video in order.

    • @IkeOkerekeNews
      @IkeOkerekeNews 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@TheUnluckyEverydude
      Yeah I get it. But, didn't he just use the robots from the games? The Sonic robots only appeared in the Archie Comics.

    • @xeno4445
      @xeno4445 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@IkeOkerekeNews 9:45

    • @UkuleleVillain
      @UkuleleVillain 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Hard and top

  • @shadowdragon090
    @shadowdragon090 4 ปีที่แล้ว +988

    “Magicians are always evil.” How rude! I was evil long before I became a magician

    • @mastodon0124
      @mastodon0124 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Your comment only proved his point. You know that, right?

    • @AverageEldritchEntity
      @AverageEldritchEntity 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I'm not evil, just the biggest ham you'll meet outside of Christmas dinner.

    • @annecameron4787
      @annecameron4787 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@mastodon0124 r/wooosh

    • @PauaP
      @PauaP 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@annecameron4787 how tf is that a woosh??

    • @sugarkane1571
      @sugarkane1571 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@PauaP The original comment intentionally contradicted himself as a joke. If you didn’t find the original joke funny, that’s alright, but understand that contradiction and absurdism is a common element of modern day humor and try not to get wooshed next time.

  • @algis-kun8777
    @algis-kun8777 2 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    The idea of having sentient crash dummy to help test things is really not a bad one as it can provide actual feedback and help develop procedures in case youre in an accident, the issue with bounce man is that they wired the feedback that normally corresponds to pain... as pain, so he is constantly put in the same mental abuse similar to torture.

    • @hund7458
      @hund7458 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      and also he's not human shaped so any actual data is fucked

  • @sivanneu
    @sivanneu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +205

    I don't know anything, nor give a shit, about what he's talking about, in any Unraveled. BDG could talk about law-making in eastern Prussia and I'd watch it.

  • @Wixhael
    @Wixhael 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3797

    Brian put the Sonic robots AFTER the Murder Robots, meaning they're somehow even worse than the robots designed to end people's lives. And you know what? That's honestly fair.

    • @legaming4859
      @legaming4859 3 ปีที่แล้ว +124

      the sonic robots were also made to murder

    • @masterboa6321
      @masterboa6321 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      nah they just REALLY powerful murder bots

    • @Ben-jl2rh
      @Ben-jl2rh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Apparently Charmy Bee is a man according to mega man robot names

    • @Marc-rw3dd
      @Marc-rw3dd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@Ben-jl2rh idk if this is what u mean, but as far as i know, charmy is male.

    • @Ben-jl2rh
      @Ben-jl2rh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Marc-rw3dd I thought charmy was a girl

  • @BustyCatbot
    @BustyCatbot 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2067

    Alternate title: *BDG struggles to decide which camera to look at while discussing Mega Man Robots for 17 minutes*

    • @friendlyneighborhoodasexual
      @friendlyneighborhoodasexual ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@cable7763 good man

    • @LegendaryDarkKnight602
      @LegendaryDarkKnight602 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      If you got 947 likes and no comments, that means over 947 people agree. That my friend, is when you know you did it right.

    • @MichaelV118
      @MichaelV118 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Loved this comment

  • @marys4038
    @marys4038 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    I love that when he’s talking about Nitro Man and he says “I feel kinda bad about putting him in the sure category,” someone off-camera just goes “awwwwwww :(“ it’s so cute

  • @Flasa
    @Flasa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    I’m a Chemistry teacher and laughed out loud with the titration joke on Acid Man. Don’t let the uncultured judge you, BDG!

  • @allys3592
    @allys3592 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3849

    In Animal Crossing: New Leaf, there is a book called To Catch a Bug. If this book is supposed to be the Animal Crossing equivalent of Harper Lee's To Kill a Mockingbird, it implies that there is a dark past to the Animal Crossing world. I'd love to hear your thoughts regarding this.

    • @heradow4672
      @heradow4672 4 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      Where did you get animal crossing this is a mega man video

    • @iwakeupandboomimarat
      @iwakeupandboomimarat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      i mean there are the dark towns that u can access Those Are Strange

    • @PixelBlue11913
      @PixelBlue11913 4 ปีที่แล้ว +494

      If “To Catch a Bug” is Animal Crossing’s version of Harper Lee’s classic novel “To Kill a Mockingbird,” this heavily implies that not only does the Animal Crossing world have a fully developed judicial system, that system is influenced by the racial bias of a broken community. In this essay I will

    • @insomniacartist6235
      @insomniacartist6235 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Wait, for real? I had no idea that was a thing

    • @slothbushido9436
      @slothbushido9436 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Sarah Ford yeah

  • @monodramatic_
    @monodramatic_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1238

    “shark man dos.... not need to exist” gets me literally every time

    • @doctorwholover1012
      @doctorwholover1012 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      *sharkboy from sharkboy and lavagirl requests your location*

    • @annecameron4787
      @annecameron4787 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@doctorwholover1012 and in the new movie he has a 30 actor. So that means he is a man

  • @Starsole1111
    @Starsole1111 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    "I'm gonna put Aqua Man in front of Pump Man because Pump Man's flavor texts explains that sometimes he'll volunteer to wash of graffiti, and no one likes a nark"
    My favorite quote LMAO

  • @marenwithanm7091
    @marenwithanm7091 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    Me: how could someone be so invested in all the side characters? They're there for like one level
    Me: *plays the games*
    Me: oh. Oh I see now.

  • @piratesugardoll
    @piratesugardoll 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1617

    I loved this and I’m not even a megaman fan
    PLEASE consider ranking every animal crossing villager. I don’t care what the criteria is. Competency in running a town? Cuteness? Battle readiness? Just talk about animal crossing for 20 minutes and I will cry with joy

    • @cassandramay8496
      @cassandramay8496 5 ปีที่แล้ว +174

      I'd like to see them all placed on a d&d alignment chart

    • @annachristine4497
      @annachristine4497 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Cass M THAT. Is excellent

    • @Niriixa
      @Niriixa 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      ranked from sexy to "would murder you"

    • @sharkofjoy
      @sharkofjoy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      No please, I would be too emotionally invested, and also there are like 700 at this point (checked, there are 472), what if BDG puts my favorites in a "no" pile?? But yes the inflatable rabbit needs to be put in the garbage. And the stuffed bear.

    • @abroogie
      @abroogie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      100%, yes please, very that

  • @Leet-iz2fz
    @Leet-iz2fz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1530

    0:53 Sentient For the Sake of It
    1:28 The Ones That Are Good
    4:20 Construction Robots
    6:45 Sure???
    9:15 Robot-Made Robots, Aliens, and Jokes
    9:33 Murder Robots
    9:44 Sonic Robots (NetNavis are mentioned)
    10:14 Shouldn't Be Sentient
    12:00 no.

    • @michaeladams3762
      @michaeladams3762 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      thanks, also i only replied because i thought you needed to know that your comment has 360 likes

    • @goonsdirge3464
      @goonsdirge3464 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      you forgot one more: 7:28
      two of the best robots, in succession.

    • @littlenitmblackwell2281
      @littlenitmblackwell2281 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      10:55

    • @shinwa2684
      @shinwa2684 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      15:35 What !!!

    • @booty_hunter4207
      @booty_hunter4207 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      How did you not edit the comment

  • @agentmeerkat1014
    @agentmeerkat1014 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    I am dying. Right when he said hopefully nothing bad will happen to a nuclear power plant, I got a notification from ibxtoycat that was, “rebuilding the Chernobyl disaster in Minecraft.” Perfect timing

  • @zetazimmer4769
    @zetazimmer4769 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    I’m an engineering student and I low key fear I’m just going to end up in a cubicle working on boring projects after I graduate. So yeah if a company wanted me to help build a robot pirate instead I would be 100% down.

  • @aceonfire12
    @aceonfire12 5 ปีที่แล้ว +810

    topman is actually a bottom

    • @PeachyBeins
      @PeachyBeins 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      LIES! Such blasphemy will NOT be tolerated in the sacred house

    • @meandmybobbygee1812
      @meandmybobbygee1812 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Still sexy

    • @TheWeirdOtaku
      @TheWeirdOtaku 5 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      Hardman x Topman
      Think about it

    • @CaiMorgan420
      @CaiMorgan420 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Spinning top's spin on the bottom?

    • @MrToBeEvil
      @MrToBeEvil 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Imagine the creators dissapointment.

  • @YoyIeCake
    @YoyIeCake 4 ปีที่แล้ว +897

    This is one of very few Unraveleds where Brian doesn't have a mental breakdown

    • @liamh8593
      @liamh8593 3 ปีที่แล้ว +134

      The search for toad man was the closest he came lol

    • @thatoneguy9582
      @thatoneguy9582 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      that’s because it’s one of the first
      character development

    • @FrederickLeland
      @FrederickLeland 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      He got pretty close when talking about Bounce Man, lol.

    • @TehNoobiness
      @TehNoobiness 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      "Only been doing this for five hours..."

  • @masondavis7691
    @masondavis7691 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    "We should make that creepy animatronic robot sentient" sounds familiar

    • @furryproletario
      @furryproletario 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT THANK U

    • @furryproletario
      @furryproletario 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      fnaf in a nutshell

    • @off-the-grounder568
      @off-the-grounder568 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It’s even two roboticists working together until one turns evil and builds sentient murder robots.

  • @drunkenknight
    @drunkenknight 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    From how heavy duty dive man was, I’m imagining every fish in the mega man universe is of leviathan proportions.

    • @RivLabs
      @RivLabs 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Subnautica moment

    • @Jann75
      @Jann75 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      There is a mega man enemy called Big Fish after all

  • @widdershins3785
    @widdershins3785 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1299

    In Torchman's defense, he's pretty badass. And that's important. You can have a guy just go about to talk of fire safety, or have a cartoon... but no one's going to remember them or take them seriously. This guy has channeled barrels to hold his fire, so he's likely got a pretty darn fine control over that and can probably shut it off at will. Any kid is going to pay attention to a robot... but a guy who can bend fire to his will LIKELY knows what he's talking about. He was created for the purpose of controlling flame, and as a robot, he'd likely blow up should that fire get out of control. He's got a vested interest in making sure you take it seriously and keep him and his topic in mind.
    ... I guess you could say.... *I hold a Torch for him.*

    • @wizzem7890
      @wizzem7890 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      That's actually a really good reason for him existing.

    • @nicestpancake
      @nicestpancake 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      You just made me care for a fictional robot that I laughed at. I??? Thanks.

    • @misterbadguy7325
      @misterbadguy7325 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      @@nicestpancake If it makes you feel any better, he also likes to do the whole "meditate under the waterfall" thing, but every time he tries it, it snuffs his flame out.

    • @zachattackstudios4913
      @zachattackstudios4913 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ...did you just-

    • @someguynamedguss1061
      @someguynamedguss1061 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Pyro wouldn’t like Torch Man

  • @leaveitblank8198
    @leaveitblank8198 4 ปีที่แล้ว +822

    "We have a lot of cold people at the front."
    I guess you can say.
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    It's a cold front.

    • @hollyprice6813
      @hollyprice6813 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I like you
      Let's be friends

    • @oddacity5883
      @oddacity5883 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @LeaveItBlank Be his/her friend please i wanna know where this goes

    • @BDR123
      @BDR123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      AAAAAYYYYYYYYYY

    • @TheHealerIzAwesome
      @TheHealerIzAwesome 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      BOOOOOOOOO 👎👎👎👎👎

    • @leaveitblank8198
      @leaveitblank8198 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@TheHealerIzAwesome :(

  • @Silverwind87
    @Silverwind87 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    It's no wonder that most of these robots turned evil. See, in Megaman 9, the Robot Masters _let_ Wily reprogram them because otherwise they would've been decommissioned. If a robot is useless, it doesn't matter how sentient it is. The humans will still kill it.

    • @RivLabs
      @RivLabs 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      God, why is it, that whenever there's "evil robots" in fiction, it's almost always because of humans being mean to them? It just makes me sad ;-;
      Yes I'm team robot why do you ask

  • @ASquared544
    @ASquared544 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Actually, I think Bounce Man is solid evidence why these robots should be given sentience, because Humanity really needs to be put in its place y’all.

  • @DigiFox0
    @DigiFox0 5 ปีที่แล้ว +481

    Every time one of these comes out, I always think "I never knew I needed this information until right this second, but I'm incredibly glad I do now"

    • @magesight3833
      @magesight3833 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      same i really enjoyed this and the last two

  • @gloriaestwich1236
    @gloriaestwich1236 5 ปีที่แล้ว +582

    "DJ Jazzy J4 8950... Is a boombox."
    "You are a magnet."
    "It's me."
    these are my favorite quotes

  • @MegaMGstudios
    @MegaMGstudios 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    3:30 if you think about it, that's pretty disturbing. Imagine being born with the only purpose to search for corpses and scavenge them for organs to use in organ transplants

  • @mayac69
    @mayac69 5 ปีที่แล้ว +448

    Brian David Gilbert, You should stop doing this to yourself, but also please don't actually stop.

  • @herobrineharry7698
    @herobrineharry7698 4 ปีที่แล้ว +287

    12:45 Ok but having a sentient robot chemist would be incredibly useful, there’s so much stuff we just don’t know about because working with it is toxic, acidic, basic, poisonous, explosive, unstable, stinky, or radioactive,

    • @williammarengon9308
      @williammarengon9308 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      I loved that "stinky" was the second to last

    • @vintheguy
      @vintheguy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      He actually managed an acid plant or storage or something
      Point is he actually only focuses on acid
      I'm also not sure if even studies the acid I think he only stores the acid the storage places

    • @matt8258
      @matt8258 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@williammarengon9308 stinky stuff is more likely to evacuate a building than anything else to be honest

  • @HarryTaylor2867
    @HarryTaylor2867 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    this is one of the rare ocations where BDG is just himself instead of playing a character and going insane at the end of each episode . it feels more natural

  • @aabattery4092
    @aabattery4092 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    If I had to guess, I think Toad Man was given the name and design he has as a reference to how frogs sing in the rain. They probably decided against frog man cuz that would've been too cutesy or something.

  • @dandylionwine
    @dandylionwine 5 ปีที่แล้ว +308

    I for one support Tundra Man's decision to follow his dream of being an ice skater. A very good robot.

    • @ilikecurry2345
      @ilikecurry2345 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Perhaps he still does his research while being all fancy-shmancy about it!

  • @squidias
    @squidias 5 ปีที่แล้ว +848

    I'M SO GLAD THIS IS A SERIES NOW

    • @snowyyyyyyyyyyyyy
      @snowyyyyyyyyyyyyy 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      aaa same

    • @thrownstair
      @thrownstair 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I feel incredibly sorry for Brian.

    • @blackhat958
      @blackhat958 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@thrownstair the pain this man must go through.

  • @ShadowdaHedgie11
    @ShadowdaHedgie11 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Sheep Man is actually... a weird case.
    He was originally a shepherd but he is also easily bored so he changes jobs regularly. He was working in the static resistance test division of a circuit board manufacturer after noticing static build up on his wool. Which explains why his level in Mega Man 10 is basically a cyber world. But before Roboenza happened, he was considering another change of job.
    Burner Man is also a pretty weird case. He was built to destroy nature, but he was also tricked into doing this, because King told him that he had a bomb in him that would go off and kill him if he didn't destroy a forest per day. But he's also very clearly a psycho who enjoys doing what he does.

  • @Lilyduckcrochet
    @Lilyduckcrochet 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    “Technically not murder.. definitely bad” it’s my new go to phase

  • @ashketchup247
    @ashketchup247 4 ปีที่แล้ว +506

    12:45 Chemistry jokes aren't for everyone you need to know your *base*

    • @rexythet.rexfromjpreadabou186
      @rexythet.rexfromjpreadabou186 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I don’t get it, is that a joke about acid?

    • @ashketchup247
      @ashketchup247 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@rexythet.rexfromjpreadabou186 lol I see what you did there.

    • @AverageEldritchEntity
      @AverageEldritchEntity 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@ashketchup247 (Iodine Carbide) what YOU did there...

    • @LP-tf7cy
      @LP-tf7cy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Personally, I'm pretty neutral on the subject. But I don't want any salt over it.

    • @MetaphoricallyRose
      @MetaphoricallyRose 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      He was just looking for a reaction

  • @emmafitzmaurice499
    @emmafitzmaurice499 4 ปีที่แล้ว +209

    Sword Man didn't only have no reason to be sentient. He had no reason to be robotic.

    • @devforfun5618
      @devforfun5618 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      dunno, maybe the villain doesn't trust a human following him with a sword, that is how villains get backstabbed

    • @MissAshley42
      @MissAshley42 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      No no, he did at least need to be robotic. The sword he's holding is very heavy and very old (and possibly magical). Sword Man's designed around carefully containing and transporting it.

  • @Isaac-LizardKing
    @Isaac-LizardKing 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "gravity man, he controls gravity which could be useful?" bruh that's revolutionary.

  • @kevsonkeyboard
    @kevsonkeyboard 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Nothing beats having mash man help with the mashed potatoes, and stash man when you need that dank bud...and having cash man buy up the stash

    • @TheAwesomo28
      @TheAwesomo28 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      So you watch game grumps?

  • @onimaxblade8988
    @onimaxblade8988 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2225

    I might not watch this immediately, but *this* is the sort of quality content we all ask for.

    • @datdabdoe1417
      @datdabdoe1417 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      hail Sithis! @@cloudofmystery4251

    • @datdabdoe1417
      @datdabdoe1417 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      *How to like a comment twice*

    • @mrvaporiz
      @mrvaporiz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@datdabdoe1417 make two accounts.

    • @taakotuesdays
      @taakotuesdays 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Me finding this content three months ago not knowing polygon and the McElroys were the missing pieces in my life

  • @gemmamalo96
    @gemmamalo96 5 ปีที่แล้ว +815

    clown man is so scary..... i'm glad real clowns aren't sentient

    • @inoob5906
      @inoob5906 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @Mauro Mantini shhhhh.. It's better if they don't know

    • @Sleepy_Cabbage
      @Sleepy_Cabbage 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@inoob5906 im gonna say it

    • @EastPort10
      @EastPort10 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @sleepy cabbiege Don't You Dare.

    • @comicboxgoblin9234
      @comicboxgoblin9234 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah cause they have no soul

    • @SpencerFelix21-390
      @SpencerFelix21-390 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hey Malone, the netnavi version could be scarier in fact the digital softwares versions might be worser for the now generation of digital age just saying.

  • @johnnynorrisjr.39
    @johnnynorrisjr.39 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    6:06 "He generates thermal power but he is also powered by thermal power??? Which seems recursive, and also impossible!!"
    I love BDG's comedic timing so much

  • @KraylebStudios
    @KraylebStudios ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Considering how Bounce Man was treated, no wonder there was a robot uprising

  • @sobertillnoon
    @sobertillnoon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1597

    The hot/cold thing of freeze man is reversing entropy. I'd love to have a robot that can break the 2nd law of thermodynamics

    • @SpySappingMyKeyboard
      @SpySappingMyKeyboard 5 ปีที่แล้ว +200

      Well, if it does it without requiring power its that. Otherwise its just a refrigerator.

    • @2012Zyle
      @2012Zyle 5 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      SpySappingMyKeyboard scrolled down the comments hoping to find someone explain refrigerators to people. Was not disappointed.

    • @blindsniper35
      @blindsniper35 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@2012Zyle I think they were more going for Maxwell's demon then a refrigerator but I don't know I haven't played megaman in forever

    • @rosswilkins965
      @rosswilkins965 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      He's just a Peltier plate with features, not at all in violation of the 2nd law. It's a cool thought though.

    • @shockwave3318
      @shockwave3318 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      And reverse the inevitable heat death of the universe. yeah seems useful XD

  • @twoF__
    @twoF__ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +392

    The soundbite, "you are a magnet" brings me so much joy. My attitude is cheerful and my day is made

  • @OzTheOkay
    @OzTheOkay 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    A lot of these actually make more sense when you consider that the robots were made sentient with the goal of phasing out human labor to being optional. Also, what they meant about burner man is that he burns invasive species, like kudzu, like we as people do all the time.

  • @DJchilcott
    @DJchilcott 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "They should have sent a poet!"
    Starman: "Gotcha covered!"

  • @redandblue1013
    @redandblue1013 5 ปีที่แล้ว +431

    2:21
    "Ssssssstarrrrman!"
    *cut*
    "He, was built to *cut* explore the w- *cut* universe"
    *cut*
    I need more of this series

    • @Obstreperous_Octopus
      @Obstreperous_Octopus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      ♫ There's a STAAAAAR MAAAAAN waiting in the sky! ♫

  • @derenyilmaz3598
    @derenyilmaz3598 5 ปีที่แล้ว +841

    are we all gonna ignore "sexy man" from the joke category?

    • @spiceesufrendo
      @spiceesufrendo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I must

    • @malaizze
      @malaizze 4 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      *Top man is where it's at.*

    • @thebluebookworm3383
      @thebluebookworm3383 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      @@malaizze Secretly Wily just couldn't find any on the internet, he had to improvise

    • @toryficarola
      @toryficarola 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@thebluebookworm3383 you sir just *totally* made my day. *lmao*

    • @bryanfunk
      @bryanfunk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@malaizze Top Man! Explorer of planets! his favorite is Uranus!
      special power as a top/gyroscope, he can explore and stay upright from ANY position!
      his creator was very lonely, and not ready to come out yet....

  • @jakobphillips3204
    @jakobphillips3204 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    You know, the fact that some of the robots like Hornet Man, Freeze Man, and Splash Woman, were all built to help people in pretty good ways showed that Dr. Wily and Dr. Light had hearts. But on the other hand, the construction bots had very redundant or uncreative jobs, which says to me that both doctors just didn’t really recognize the fact that humans can do all those things they are said to do. If we had people like Dr. Wily making these kinds of robots, this would be a pretty boring future we would be living in.
    Yeah, I haven’t played a single Mega Man game, so what?

    • @sarafontanini7051
      @sarafontanini7051 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      to be fair, wiley ultimately decides to use the robots less to help people and mroe ebcause he wants to do crimes and become supreme super king big nuts of the planet, so the fct a lot of them are basically mruder bots make sense.

    • @psychicjellyfish9466
      @psychicjellyfish9466 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Not every robot is explicitly made by Dr Light or Dr Wily, though. In fact, most of them are just made by random companies around the world. Dr Light only gets credit for providing the original design principles that most robotics engineers used to construct their own designs, like a template that other people could fill in with whatever.

  • @Doct0rLekter
    @Doct0rLekter ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Wind man helping with harvest may be reference to the fact that wind is used to separate out grains. You drop them into the path of wind and the grain proper falls (mostly) straight down while the other bits blow away in the wind.

  • @pigeon1178
    @pigeon1178 4 ปีที่แล้ว +203

    I don't know what it is, but the line "Where's my guy toad man?" In that exasperated tone is just comedy gold

  • @SunnyTheOpossum
    @SunnyTheOpossum 5 ปีที่แล้ว +333

    Centaur man was a “tour guide” or a “taur guy”?

  • @S0RGEx
    @S0RGEx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "These are nebulous... but they're definitely not good!" is such a great line.

  • @Ric_Vicious
    @Ric_Vicious 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "AND THEN THAT MASSIVE DONGER, DR. WILY, TURNED 'EM ON US!", Lol, That just catches ya off guard.

  • @Oliver300Dude
    @Oliver300Dude 4 ปีที่แล้ว +355

    I’m devastated that he never mentioned blast man’s stage was his own explosion themed amusement park. It was my favorite stage because of it.

  • @cherrycreamsoda4253
    @cherrycreamsoda4253 5 ปีที่แล้ว +367

    This is the same guy who cried over tangela.
    And it’s beautiful

    • @skateordie002
      @skateordie002 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      KEVIN PUNT

    • @atlix2
      @atlix2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      KEVIN PUNT STOLE TERRY HE SHOULD BE IN JAIL

    • @usagi2934
      @usagi2934 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      excuse me the Tangela called Terry. And he was a good friend.

    • @doctorwholover1012
      @doctorwholover1012 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mans got taste of the impeccable sort

  • @xunxekri
    @xunxekri 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    1:48 This guy literally reverses entropy you're hella underselling him

  • @funkie1221
    @funkie1221 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I love how in the early Unraveled he is still doing relatively normal TH-camr stuff but in a really funny way but then they get progressively more meta and keep chipping on his mental sanity until it culminates in his complete breakdown in "Ranking Pokemon by eatablility"

  • @nshady16
    @nshady16 5 ปีที่แล้ว +670

    This was awesome. Please do an Occupational Health and Safety assessment of all the Super Smash Bros. stages, from “Innocuous” to “Someone’s Going To Jail”.

  • @mp-lily7908
    @mp-lily7908 5 ปีที่แล้ว +413

    Top Man is a walking gyroscope. He can keep upright in any gravity on any surface. Snake Man is used to explore tunnels. His search snakes are remote cameras used to fit into nooks and crannies that he's too big to fit into.

    • @skiesquiggles7319
      @skiesquiggles7319 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Thank you, I can appreciate these even more now.

    • @choliosis2551
      @choliosis2551 5 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      So he can perform a colonoscopy

    • @SanjayMerchant
      @SanjayMerchant 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@choliosis2551 I do NOT want to see Colonoscope Man's stage....

    • @enbybunny9940
      @enbybunny9940 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Thanks you ruined it

    • @PeanutTechno
      @PeanutTechno 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      There's also the fact that the Search Snakes can be used for reconnaissance

  • @myrrhfortheroad
    @myrrhfortheroad 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    3:12 “We have a lot of cold people up here at the front.” Would you call it a...COLD FRONT? 😉

  • @TheKingsPride
    @TheKingsPride 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I really love how he almost summarizes the entire plot of The Protomen in one line except for the whole leaving a huge crowd of people to be slaughtered by that massive donger Dr. Wily

  • @Inventorbee
    @Inventorbee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +349

    “Why’d they make him a toad?” Okay ima need everyone to look up Splasher the Frog. He taught irrigation Canal safety in central California and toadman reminds me of him

    • @abcd23221
      @abcd23221 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      If I remember, some native Americans myths and lore describe frogs as bringers of rain or at least associated with rain.

    • @misterbadguy7325
      @misterbadguy7325 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@abcd23221 There's a lot of cultures that associate frogs and toads with rainfall. After all, they do tend to be hopping around happily right after a big downpour.

    • @iwannaseehowlongyoucanmakethis
      @iwannaseehowlongyoucanmakethis ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@misterbadguy7325 and also sometimes it literally rains frogs.

    • @LegendaryDarkKnight602
      @LegendaryDarkKnight602 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@iwannaseehowlongyoucanmakethis I...
      ... personally wouldn't want to see that.

  • @beawolfe
    @beawolfe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +517

    I would love to know how much Link owes to Hyrule in property damage and burglary

    • @DisasterEnby
      @DisasterEnby 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      plot twist: it's a different incarnation of Link in every game because they all put the Master Sword back after the collective debt of every previous incarnation is carried over to them.

    • @Kobolds_in_a_trenchcoat
      @Kobolds_in_a_trenchcoat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      If we're counting OOT statute of limitations may apply between young and adult links. In breath of the wild, hyrule is destroyed so it's unclear if anyone would exist to enforce property laws.

  • @sneeb271
    @sneeb271 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I specifically love this channel, specifically this series, specifically this video, specifically the fact that there is specifically a counter dedicated specifically to how many times Brian specifically says the word specifically.

  • @electricjeel6706
    @electricjeel6706 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    My favorite thing about this video is that it literally introduced me to one of my comfort characters. Starman

  • @willbussey3632
    @willbussey3632 5 ปีที่แล้ว +348

    I feel like the natural conclusion of all this is Brian explaining the kingdom hearts story INCLUDING the mobile game

    • @shelbydewever7017
      @shelbydewever7017 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You should check out clemps. He is currently attempting to do just that.

    • @magesight3833
      @magesight3833 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      i see that happening

    • @team4star1
      @team4star1 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thats unfortunate, i see it happening and i know i would watch it...

    • @passtheyaoi
      @passtheyaoi 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      pcpu