I wasted 3 weeks of my life finding Castlevania's hottest monster | Unraveled
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 28 พ.ค. 2024
- Castlevania's bestiary is terrifyingly large. In this Unraveled, Brian David Gilbert tries, multiple times, to understand the monstrosity of Dracula's domain, and ends up with something strangely hot.
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They come from real mythology.
*10 minutes later*
Hyena With Gun.
That’s my mythology
Ian Byrne
*religion
That hyena can GET IT
What, you never heard of the legendary Big Bang Hyena of Saskatoon? Read a book, bruh!
The hyenamonsters are part of the Were monsters.. And those exist in several folklores around the globe..
“...they come from real mythology and folklore”
ah yes, my favorite mythological creature, Hyena With Gun
Have you not heard the legend of hyena with gun
I mean, have you ever seen a hyena with a gun in real life?
@@smugumin3448 yes, and it was very nice.
That's some texas-ass folklore right there, my friend.
Maybe it's just a furry with a rifle
“I’m going to throw myself into the sea”
“Who chooses to be born? … who chooses?”
I don’t think BDG was okay 😂
if you ever thought he was okay then you haven't watched a single one of his videos
"unraveled" is less about the media being unraveled and more about BDG being untraveled.
@@allinairhanson6886 you don't have to insult the guy, I'm sure he's traveled plenty
“I don’t need any more req to be afraid of myself in the mirror. 5:40
Fun fact: outside of BDG's Brendan Fraser joke, mummies do have a strong history in sexiness. Many of the earliest mummy novels were about male Egyptologists reviving the spirits of sexy Egyptian queens. In some respects, the mummy as resurrected exotic temptress was the more prevalent trope until Universal made the Boris Karloff movie in 1932.
how fascinating!
Are you saying Karloff WASNT a sexy temptress?!
well i mean Rami Malek in Night at the Museum???
Can you recommend some?
As they should
“i really do think we should include hyena with gun.” this is the funniest sentence i have ever heard
"I'm not naming my son nairb" is a close second for me
Hyena with gun, nairb, and just being reminded of the skyrim episode are worth watching this video alone
Also "that hyena can GET IT"
Time stamp PLEASE
@@Snorkyuu 12:05 for hyena with gun and 11:34 for Nairb.
BONUS: 5:46 for twink and twunk.
"man beast comes in two forms: _twink_ and _twUNK"_
IM SCRREAMinG
im just hoshin.u
_twuNK_
I literally read this comment as he was saying this(Yes I am a year in the future, no it is not going well)
I looked away for a few moments at that point so was Googling 'castlevania twink and twunk' before I realized that... there was no possible way that was the actual name of the monsters...
But I WANT the hour-long lecture on mythology
I've definitely watched hour long videos on less interesting topics.
I want it so bad
Brian please, we're all nerds here
No you dont
Pleaaaase!!!
People rave about BDG's "natural hotness", but ain't nothing misterious about it. The man knows how to properly use the word "myriad". I would marry this man in a second.
Clearly we define hotness differently.
@@ChadKakashi Clearly, Chad, clearly we do.
Myriad, nice
Are you Heather Chandler...?
"If someone comes up to me and introduces themself to me as Duke Mirage, my pants are already off."
-Brian David Gillbert
Honestly mood
I hope someone meets him at a con and does this
me
This was a mood
Safety Fan a Bureaucratic Wunderkind, The Lewd Improvisation-Man, Brian David Gilbert
this really is just a 15min long video of bdg exposing his kinks to the world huh
After griffin's vore kink I think most of us are numb to it
Hyena with gun ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
looks like he loves muscly dudes
@@juwebles4352 ppp0
As well as showing how bisexual he is
"Alucard is Dracula backwards, he calls himself Alucard because he's the opposite of Dracula" is the Castlevanian pledge of allegiance.
I love that after several years I can watch this again and find new joyous moments, like Brian almost cracking up when he says "Twink and Twunk" but the camera cutting JUST in time.
He was just way too proud of that line 😂
5:45
Brian saying “Anything unique can be sexy” is a lack of self-awareness of his own entire existence it’s adorable
*Adorkable
I can't tell if you're arguing that BDG isn't sexy or if you're saying he doesn't know he's sexy but either way you're very wrong.
Anyone that I talk to does not understand the pure adoration I feel for this man, he is pure perfection and I will scream about it from the rooftops
@@buddyboog6661 He is the soul reason that I now have a thing for moustaches
@@chasedalton6579 wait, so he knows he's sexy??
Every time I watch one of these videos I can only think about “that polygon twink has gotten too powerful”
Omg yes
twink man has become powerful
i disrespectfully disagree, Brian David Gilbert, Safety Fan and Wunderkin, can never be too powerful
run whïle you still can
@@Flowtail Beurocratic Wunderkind*
I've seen this video probably 6 times and every time I forget what the scientifically proven top sexiest monster is
It's like the Halo video, it leaves my brain as soon as I watch it
Still love it tho
It’s been 4 years and “that hyena can GET it” is still the funniest thing I’ve ever heard
5:46 “man beast comes in two forms, twink and twunk” so you with and without a mustache
um
twink and daddy
which one is twink and which one is twunk
@@soullesstomato1669 twink is without stache
I DIED at that
Twunk Brian is the sleazy bed salesman BDG from the buy my bed video.
Clearly a siren called to Brian, that's why he threw himself into the sea.
You have the most beautiful yet terrifying profile picture I've ever seen, thank you.
Thehipsteremo it’s just terrifying.
You think he needs a reason to dive into the abyss, the murky blue, the end, the beginning, the sea
I wonder how she attracted him. My guess is she promised him the secrets of Kirby.
@@Silverwind87 No, she just told him she was making the live action Waluigi game.
I feel like the suggestion of picking the hottest character was less of a reasonable suggestion and more of a panicked idea so that Brian wouldn’t jump into the ocean
“Castlevania: Jazz Solo of Difficult Talks”
This sounds like a weirdly themed self-help audiobook
*I WANT THAT HOUR LONG MYTHOLOGY LECTURE RIGHT NOW YOUNG MAN!*
LETS START A PETITION
You have my signature
... mine too...
Same here.
I’d sign that
Hey, don't ditch the necromancers! They've literally got romance in their name!
Ah yes the nec romance is legendary
Barry "the lover" Bluejeans is a necromancer and he deserves better than this
Gimme that *_necc_*
Necro romance!
*Call the police!*
"necro" "mancers"?? more like "neck" "romancers". don't kink shame them! they just like hickeys
The Ukoback is literally just "I got a bucket of chicken, wanna do it?"
And the answer is YES
Me facing the smallest of challenges every day: "I am going to throw myself into the sea" (1:10)
b r e a d
"The man beast comes in two forms, twink and twunk"
All the best man beasts are twinks and twunks.
@@benjamingreenwood7370 all man beasts are the best man beasts
Brian Gilbert comes in two forms, twink and twunk
He is always twink untill ots time to twunk 😂😂😂
Did you know that the twunks have twinks? And the thwomps have thwimps?
There are other parts I laugh a lot harder at, but the raw power of saying "In the Japanese version, he's called 'Soccer Boy!'" and then giving *no follow-up explanation whatsoever* is probably the thing I admire most here
do you want context, because i can give context-
@@detectivesky6123 yes please!
@@pinkusdean1178 Yorick kicks around its severed skull like a soccer ball
@@detectivesky6123 huh.... i liked just soccer boy more
There was also a famous Japanese racehorse in the 80s named Soccer Boy; maybe that has something to do with it?
Coming back here after a few years and still haunted by the chaos that was Markiplier's Smash/Pass of the Pokedex, and suddenly I want Mark to do the same to the Castlevania bestiary...
Love how one of the monsters we're 'considering' dating is literally called the "Twink variety"
Alternative title: Brian talks about his fetishes for fifteen minutes straight
Who knew he was a feeder?
he’s not into toilet stuff though
We could have had an hour of this...
@@eiaboca1 I guess I have to watch it, since the "Bone Dragon" thing led me to think he was somehow pro-ana
1. Bones
2. Lizards
3. Names
4. Candles
5. Mushroom
My title is: “Overture of Anxiety”
My sibling’s title is: “Sonata of Depression”
I'm overture of depression 🤣🤣🤣
Hey all, "recitative of difficult talks with your father" here!
Funky, also Overture of Anxiety!
Minuet of Sadness. It's a little too accurate and I feel personally attacked, lol.
I'm Jazz solo of Anxiety xD
"Castlevania: Minuet of difficult talks with your father"
"Aw dude I love that one!"
Honestly think it would have been hilarious for them to release an April Fool’s video that claimed to be the hour long mythology lecture but was just 62 minutes of literal nothing.
If I ever meet Brian in real life I'm gonna say "Hey I'm Duke Mirage."
DO IT COWARD
I gave this comment its 1,000th like
Now do which Kirby enemy would taste the best.
Oh HECK!
wOAH
there are more kirby enemies than castlevania enemies it would take a month to do
Not if you cut out the ones that don't taste good.
This is genius.
I’d love to think that this video inspired Brian to make his Halloween covers; you cannot tell me this video didn’t prepare him for the truly genius lyricism that is “Whether you’re a banshee or whether you’re a banshee” lmao
Polygon please, after watching Brian's final video with you, my fervent desire for the full lecture has only been stoked by Brian's adorkable snippet of the full Castlevania video. As a mythology enthusiast, the concept of hearing Brian David Gilbert calmly and snarkily discuss the origins of these creatures intrigues me. I beseech you to edit and release the full breakdown, as you would not even require new footage.
Sincerely,
A fan
“...born from the ground where hanged men bleed” honestly sounds like a Hozier lyric, which is further proof that Alura Une is, in fact, the sexiest Castlevania monster.
Absolutely a Hozier lyric
Absolutely a Lust Flower that needs to *Consume Human Flesh*
Incorrect we all know it to be hyena with a gun
If the heavens ever did speak, she’s the last true mouthpiece… every Sunday’s getting more bleak, from the ground where hanged men bleed….
TAKE ME TO CHURCH
It also works as part of a fresh prince of theme song parody.
Ah yes, that classic quote.
_"Alas, poor Soccer Boy."_
I kicked him well...
a man of infinite... goals..?
I laugh so hard every time I remember this quote
Fuckin 666 likes...
I have found my people.
10:58
Maybe if it fucked Patrick he would change his mind.
he excluded werewolves because if he did it would have been an instant #1
I’m sorry, but learning that I am “Castlevania: Waltz of Anxiety” feels like personal attack. Accurate, but still painful
mood, mine was jazz solo of angst
I am a ‘Minuet of Apprehension’ forevermore.
My sister's is "Castlevania: Jazz Solo of Angst" and it's pretty accurate... Mine is "Waltz of Angst" and I feel your pain
I am *Castlevania Jazz Solo of Frightenment*
Better than "Jazz solo of Sadness"
Discard all of the monsters. You, Brian, are the sexiest
And make no mistake, Brian is, in fact, a sex monster.
Ezra Lynch Ah Yes, im gay for that
Ezra Lynch This is the truth.
But hes to unique so he doesnt fit the criteria
He can GET IT
The one hour mythology video seems up my alley ngl
Oh to be Brian, free of the understanding that trolls need to be on the "already fetishized" list.
1 HOUR VIDEO OR RIOT
Você por aqui?
Ill cry if he does and if he doesnt
1 HOUR VIDEO OR RIOT
Y E S
Peraí, Controle Dois. Vá devaaaaaaar, homi... uauahuhuahuah
I....
Castlevania: Impression of Depression
:O i got that one too
August 8th gang gang
Not gonna lie, we have a rad Castlevania name
Melody of difficulty talks with your father
Why
Me
Remind me to come back on the 8th of August to celebrate you guys
Just a small side note: Dracula named his son Adrian Fahrenheit Tepes, Alucard is a name he adopted when first opposed his father.
I'm sorry, *Fahrenheit*? Like the thermometer?
@@AmphibiousGentleman I think so?
< Uses Celcius
My name would be "Castlevania: Twilight of Melancholy"
Yeah sounds about right
"...but then i remembered Bee Movie"
never a good thing to remember
always a good thing to quote
666 likes ✝️✝️🙅🙅 begone demon
Why is it a thing for people to hate "bee movie" all of a sudden?
I literally know nothing about Castlevania but if BDG is in it YOU KNOW im there
Same.
Same!
literally me lmao
I mean
Yes
I was just gonna comment that i don't care about Castlevania but I like watching this guy
Castlevania: Congregation of Anxiety
Sounds about right
This man can talk about anything this level of charisma is next level
"You should be wary of anyone who builds their personality around swords."
Me, a fencing and HEMA enthusiast: Sweating
I know that feeling
hehe same
It's one thing to build your personality around swords. It's another thing to legitimately know how to use them (as well as being athletic)
Me, a stage combat teacher, dnd player, and avid blade enthusiast: oh nO
Elizabeth Hermenegildo we appear to be the same person
"I'm not gonna name my son Nairb"
Yes you are.
Years later, BDG unraveled videos are the videos i go tl when i just need somethig to chill to or a fun video to fall asleep
I know every word and joke, but i still laugh at them. They're just comfort food videos like that
"Waltz of That Feeling When Your Toes Go All Tingly and Numb"
That was my Castlevania title.
oh hi.
"Hyena w/ Gun" has got to be the absolute best Monster-Name ever.
Duke Mirage
@@pogfection787 No, hyena with gun. It’s just so matter of fact and disarming (not of the hyena, but of your expectations) that it is probably the funniest name ever.
While I do trust him... I love mythology and facts and I want to see that hour long video
I thought the same with the 8 hour Pokérap video...
same
at the very least its something to play in the background while doing something else
YES PLEASE
Me too
"Congregation of Despair," that's just a Tuesday afternoon.
Brian has not been to deep into the internet if he thinks Fungus and Plant people don't have enough representation lol
"The Man Beast comes in two forms; twink and
*_TWUNK_*
and thwimps and thwomps and wimps and womps and grindles and spindles and grolls
WE 👏DESERVE 👏A 👏HR👏 LONG 👏SO👏 CALLED👏 "HORRIBLE BORING"👏 VIDEO
We need that footage now!
@@theartistformidablyknownas3807 please speak basic english
@@toaster4193 what happened hete
Here
@@theartistformidablyknownas3807 "You annoying me delete" does not sound like english my man. What even was the context here?
It's almost 2022. No christmas gift would be sweeter than the hour long Gilbert cut
Castlevania jazz solo of that feeling when your toes go all numb
“Anything unique can be sexy, look at Benedict Cumberbatch.”
I feel attacked
SAME THO
Sarah A. I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT ONE AT ALL AND I WAS JUST LIKE “WOW OKAY”
@@cattheinternethobo4124 YES AUFNAJNFUANDA
HE SAID BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH AND I JUST "-wait."
MUD PIE blueberry crumblesnap
@@cattheinternethobo4124 indeed, bennydeet cabbagepatch
12:07 the way he says “Hyena w/gUN” will always get me
Truly a masterpiece
hyena with GuUu~Nnnnn
I think about this too much
"Hyena with gUuh-en."
Then proceading with "That hyena can *GET* it!"
The people deserve the hour long cut. Give us what we need
Impression of Angst sounds like a great Castlevania game
"If someone introduces to me as Duke Mirage, my pants are already off"
I can relate to that in a very deep, sexual way and I'm not proud of it
i’d prefer Duchess Mirage but like yeah
@@digilici951 Me: *laughs in bisexual language*
"I really think that we should give a chance to Hyena with Gun"
-Brian 2018
that hyena can get it!
He’s packin’ heat in more ways than one.
My Castlevania title? The overture of difficult talks with your father.
I feel personally attacked by how little you said about the Jiang Shi... Having it do anything you want makes it way more sexy than it is on first glance
“Man eating plant”
Vore people: *hoo bOy*
If that's not hot, I don't know what is.
@@Circ00mspice thou needeth Jesus
@@Flowerboi145
No.
Let them be one with the P L A N T
ÒwÓ
Please, true vore connoisseurs (pun) know perfectly well: EVERYTHING ON THIS LIST CAN EAT YOU🤤
I am in no way, shape, or form familiar with Castlevania, but Brian David Gilbert is a powerful motivator
"Overture of Anxiety" Yeah, that checks out.
Jazz solo of a rejection letter from your dream job. thats a dope title
“all of these games sound the same”
tell that to Castlevania: The Jazz Solo of Difficult Talks With Your Father
For a split second I almost thought that was a real Castlevania game so checkmate
Hey, Me too!
The best part is is that's my actual birthday njkfvjlbsdljnsd
"Man Beast comes in two forms: twink and twunk." - BDG 2018 🙏
Komichi that phrase coming so out of the blue legitimately made me scream
Gooish
Oh man it shook me dude
Jazz solo of depression is really what it be like
Castlevania impression of darkness
absolute madman actually threw himself into the ocean
I like your profile icon. It looks peaceful.
@@royaloreo1275 It really does.
he promised and now he must deliver.
Local man explains pansexuality (2018), colorized
Elenna Cruz bad bot
@@MiseFreisin Thanks for reminding me that I have 320 likes
i think with most castlevania monsters you need to delve into omnisexuality, pan doesn't cover half of it :_D
@@burgers4alvn393 it is though, and clearly defined by psychology, sociology and, idk, the hundreds of thousands of people identifying as it. Good for you to have an opinion, but 'because i think it should be like that' never was a convincing argument.
Also, omnisexuality is something entirely different as well and describes a general objectivity and openeness to all kinds of sexualities, genders and paraphilias.
It was a joke because of all the furries, animals and zombies in the list. Whooossshhh.
And not to blow your neatly categorized and readily comprehensible mind, but theres also stuff like Demisexual, which as pansexual, is completely indifferent to actual gender and biological sex, but instead of potentially considering everyone, potentially considers no one except people with very specific criteria, be it physical, behavioural or even something as simple as a large portion of overlapping kinks and fetishes.
It's great that you think you have the whole thing worked out, and for yourself that may be, but things like that keep evolving, exponentially quickly in our day and age. And if you prefer your neatly binary view with bisexuality shoved somewhere in the middle, do that, but spare yourself the humiliation by publicly preaching it and trying to convince people otherwise by basically just repeating "Because i feel that way"
Lmao
*slides down the runway playing a burning trombone*
"the tsuchinoko is a snake that's fatter around the middle than its head or tail"
"it has a propensity for lying and for drinking alcohol"
IT'S ME
Please do most to least edible Pokémon you don’t even have to include ghost and poison type Pokémon
Semaj Patterson I hope he does this so much. Tbh I just need to know if I can eat Mr. Mime
David Morgan exactly
David Morgan I can and if not my desire to live will allow me to succeed
We eat Jellyfish and Fugu
Top 5 would be Vanillite, Vanillish, Vaniluxe, Swirlix and Slurpuff
Polygon, does Brian know I would die for him?
Also, my Castlevania title is Congregation of Anxiety and, honestly, mood
rt
you will
Seconded
Recitative of Sorrow
binged Castlevania season 1 and then immediately came here for the tonal whiplash
Castlevania: Jazz Solo of Difficult Talks with Your Father.
"I do think we need a sexy skeleton"
*undertale fandom flashbacks*
Yeah, I know *undertale sans drawings*
*GLOWING BLUE LONG BALLOON WARNING*
*underlust exists*
more like undertail...
*Sweats in Sans and Paparyrys*
I mean, regarding the "no naming your child your name backwards" thing at 11:31... *laughs in having a name that's a palindrome*
Alright hannaH
@@dianak8656 Or Han² for short!
@@Hannah_Em you have won this entire comment section.
@@nebulousboops4985 *takes a bow, bonks her forehead on her desk, stumbles around dizzily for a moment before slurring a lightly concussed "Ta Da!"*
*laughs with you in having a name that’s a palindrome* ... *frowns in being named after a MASH character*
Castlevania and the Jazz Solo of Angst. Just sounds so appropriate
"Castlevania: Jazz Solo of Frightenment" is quite possibly the best name for a video game _ever._
Brian, I've watched this over 10x and you've lured me into a false sense of security every time. Damn you and your impenetrable charisma.
*It just keeps working, no matter how many times i watch, i just keep falling for it*
Let's be real here. The sexiest monster is Brian.
“Castlevania: Waltz of Depression”
I hate how accurate that is.
I got Impression of Melancholy and I think they both send a similar message
I got Twilight of that feeling when your toes go all tingly and numb
Jazz Solo of Anxiety babey!!
Impression of Depression
Twilight of Sadness
I love the possibility of your castlevania name being “Jazz Solo of Bad Shit Goin Down”
Castlevania, Overture of That feeling when your toes go all tingly and numb
"If you're not attracted to this, you're wrong" Photoshopped my face onto that piece of papper and used it on my tinder profile
Same some people for the rest of us, fam-
Q how many dates since
A yes
Smooth
papper
@@digilici951 Swedish auto correct
I'm flabbergasted by Patrick Gill being completely immune to the sex appeal of that lumpy snake.
Right?! Don't kink shame us!
I’ve never been given a more accurate title than “jazz solo of sadness”
Here i an depressed and learning piano and david walks in here and titles me the melody of melancholy.