Louis C.K. wonders how different the world would be if murder was legal, or at least a misdemeanor, in his HBO special "Oh My God". www.hbo.com/comedy/louis-c-k-o...
Yes, I like the musical, but I've been a history buff way longer. And I like how in those days, men didn't screw around, they settled their differences once and for all. Andrew Jackson was in a few duels, too. Besides, from what I've read, most of the time, a person would be challenged to a duel with the intent of getting them to leave a town for good. You say, "meet me on the field." He doesn't want to risk dying, so he bolts and stays away as not to be labeled a coward.
NJGuy1973 Ah, the good ol' days when it was legal to kill each other over disagreements! Lmao, your comment is actually interesting and informative but the sentiment is pretty absurd to think about
I've watched this whole stand up and I just finished chewed up on Netflix last night, this guy is hilarious! I couldn't stop laughing from start to finish.
@@tylery22911 year late, but in "Hilarious", Louis has a whole bit about how he doesn't like when people use the word "hilarious", so it's kind of funny to describe Louis as hilarious
"you have to clean up your kids when you killed them cause it eww gross." Reason this man is one of the greater minds...to make that funny is just incredible.
@@Sheffdawg2305 Hence why I said in MY opinion. Interpret and understand before commenting. I love tons of comedians, and I stand by my comment. To each their own.
I think it was Louis that said, paraphrasing " The greatt thing about comedy is being able to take someone to a really dark place and make them laugh" or Gervais "Comedy is where the mind goes to tickle itself"
The fun part of this sketch is to look out at the audience and find people who AREN'T laughing. And the funny part of this is that they all tend to LOOK like the people who may have murdered when it WASN'T legal.
Im a woman and I fucking love Louis CK. His comedy helped me through some of the worst periods of my life. I suffered through terrible post partum depression after the birth of my second child and it was his crude humour about drowning kids, killing kids that helped me through it (just like Carlin's stand you on death helped me through my fathers sudden passing from cancer). Im not condoning exactly what he did, but he should not be in the same league as Weinstein. I want Louis back AND he will be back.
War isn't a free-for-all, you can only kill people on the other side. If a solider in the US army kills another soldier in the US army, then that's murder.
Hackis - Grüße gehen raus an Felix & Tommi
Dich hab ich gesucht!
Same 😅
Es war so klar
Hahaaha
😂😂
"..ahh shit they had a camera there...ehh well.."
Tampanda I'm liking your comment at 555 only so it can eventually become 666.
1,000th like.... neat
i'm unliking you comment at 1000 so it can eventually be 666
Peter Rakowski whatever weirdo
+Peter Rakowski oh I would that's for sure.
And the writers of The Purge were forever inspired...
unfortunately
Am I the only person who enjoyed all of the purge movies? They're definitely a guilty pleasure. ;-;
Great story, worst actors ever
Sarah Barth ethan hawke is a great actor... everyone else... meh
Sarah Barth why does acting matter? Enjoy the PLOT
if murder was legal i wouldnt survive... i think i pissed some people off...
roni haim nobody would be safe. "WHAT DID I DO?!" "Oh, I was having a bad day"
If murder was legal 50% of our population would be dead within 24 hours and the other 50% are contemplating whether to kill anyone else or nah.
Spootski If murder was legal Id be out of a job
I would have killed many people.
Not if you kill everyone first
Wo sind die Hackis?🙏🏻
Hdf
"Ah shit they had a camera there" 😂😂😂
NiceCockGuy smooth
Why was the name 'Janet' so appropriate there 😂😂😂
Barn Crow definitely a Janet. Possibly a Karen.
@@adriannetaylor8839 Karens would be serial killers
Because it reminds you of Janice from friends (?)
Wo sind die Hackis? 👉👉
Ab in die Trends damit 😄
Na klar
Felix hat sich echt viel von ihm angeschaut
In deiner Mom
I love it how Louise has created a dimension were murder is legal BUT Health and safety is still a applicable!
we are not animals !!
clean after your kill man
Louis!
Gemischtes Hack - bestes Hack!
@Rayection *Schippsfinger*
Aber ornlich
und ich dachte mir grade das kommt mir so bekannt vor 😹 hackis forever
Danke, Manuel!
This bit in his routine had me laughing so hard that tears were running down my face!
Al Hummingbird not even a hooker?
Nobody cares
@@bennoreuter4393clearly you do
Wo sind die Hackis?
Dueling should be re-legalized.
In Canada it is now!!!
Yeah but it should be hand-to-hand or melee weapons only; guns are unsporting
NJGuy1973 why do I think I've found a Hamilton fan lol
Yes, I like the musical, but I've been a history buff way longer. And I like how in those days, men didn't screw around, they settled their differences once and for all. Andrew Jackson was in a few duels, too. Besides, from what I've read, most of the time, a person would be challenged to a duel with the intent of getting them to leave a town for good. You say, "meet me on the field." He doesn't want to risk dying, so he bolts and stays away as not to be labeled a coward.
NJGuy1973 Ah, the good ol' days when it was legal to kill each other over disagreements! Lmao, your comment is actually interesting and informative but the sentiment is pretty absurd to think about
"He's like a mormon or some shit, I hate those guys."
They're the worst
I liked him.
Shut up, Janet.
dman you are the worst
*hides fact that I am Mormon*
nuh uh
I love the environment part "its bad for the environment"
"In which case you can just leave them in the bag" hahahhaa
He really killed it
I work in retail. I would've murdered at least twice by now if murder was a misdemeanor.
3 years later I hope you got out of retail
I've seen this clip a thousand times and I still cry laughing every time XD
I've watched this whole stand up and I just finished chewed up on Netflix last night, this guy is hilarious! I couldn't stop laughing from start to finish.
Clearly you havent watched "Hilarious" yet.
@@Mor4dracoRules 7 years later but bro.. what's wrong with hilarious!? It was awesome!
@@tylery22911 year late, but in "Hilarious", Louis has a whole bit about how he doesn't like when people use the word "hilarious", so it's kind of funny to describe Louis as hilarious
His punchline of "in which case you can just leave him in the bag" is up there with Carlin, Hicks, Pryor, Chappelle, and Stanhope.
Yeah that was the best part of the joke lol. I thought he just started rambling at the end. Turns out it was leading to the best part lmao
I would add Tomlinson and Burr to that roster.
One of my favourites bits of a stand up.
"What am I capable of?"- I ask myself that question everyday
"you have to clean up your kids when you killed them cause it eww gross."
Reason this man is one of the greater minds...to make that funny is just incredible.
I just google searched "best comedian stand up in the world" and I found him.
LMAOOOO
TILI
most hilarious man on earth. plain and simple.
Dont use that word.
+zefSF I think Robin Williams was up until his passing. But I guess Louis CK would be my next pick
Mor4draco Rules I dunno, I almost went insane at pondering the socioeconomic consequences of a murder-free society.
zefSF watch jimjeffries gunlaw
Man? HUMAN.
Gah he’s my favorite. No matter how many times I watch him I laugh.
"You have to clean up your kids when you kill them because its gross"hahahahaha.
I'm gonna miss this guy...
Rust and DayZ in a nutshell
what the hell ahahah
And now Fortnite.
Best comedian of this generation by miles in my opinion.
It's very sad what happened to his career. He's definitely Dave Chappelle level.
Nope. Too many great comedians to say that. Bill Burr, Dave Chappelle, Kevin Hart, Patrice O'Neal, Tom Segura, and plenty of others.
@@Sheffdawg2305 Hence why I said in MY opinion. Interpret and understand before commenting. I love tons of comedians, and I stand by my comment. To each their own.
@@thegodofpez i love how hard it is on youtube to have a civil conversation haha. i feel you!
@@Dropthebeatonit It's hard to have ANY conversation with the amount of censoring going around.
still the goat
2:49 I don't know how that lady manages to keep a straight face to one of the funniest jokes
I hope you come back soon Louie!!
these funny standup videos help me get by. thanks for the lols
How have I not seen any of these when they've been on TH-cam since 2013?!
I TOLD YOU TO SCHTOP IT!!!!!
my favorite joke is about keeping dead child in the plastic bag)
dude so many gems within this bit, it's crazy.
Peter Rakowski Shut up Peter... *bang*
Its cuz its a dead baby joke.
😂😂😂😂
Haha, please come back to us Louis!!!! You are missed!
this is one of the greatest jokes I've ever heard
the part " not even a hooker !! " is just pure serial killers line
great great joke
This is by far his best show Ive seen
The Purge
is a crappy movie
+Joseph Stalin fuck you it's a guilty pleasure movie
'is a crappy movie'
Yup, interesting high concept but always resorts to Z-grade horror movie execution. Laughable at best!
this is easily one of my favourite Louis CK bits
I don't know how many people agree but he's gotta be the most brilliant comedian on the face of earth, but so dark
You know George Carlin?
It's always sunny in Goa agree completely!
Dark humor is like a child cancer patient. It never gets old.
I think it was Louis that said, paraphrasing " The greatt thing about comedy is being able to take someone to a really dark place and make them laugh" or Gervais "Comedy is where the mind goes to tickle itself"
Life is dark, therefore..
Louis CK and the occasional DMT blast off have become a symphony of balance!
there's nothing I'd want to see less when tripping balls than a pale middle aged ginger 😂
“If murder was legal, there would be so much murder”
Man I love Louis CK
Heidi Young Still do?
Every single time I watch that part I laugh myself to tears 🤣
“When a law is on the books, your immediate suspicion should be that people would not perform according to the law”
-Thomas Sowell (I think)
The fun part of this sketch is to look out at the audience and find people who AREN'T laughing. And the funny part of this is that they all tend to LOOK like the people who may have murdered when it WASN'T legal.
This is the greatest bit in stand up comedy
Einflussreichster Podcast der Welt. #gemischteshack
Gemischtes Hack bestes Hack
Amazing show. 1:02 that's me in the red striped shirt sitting with my dad. I was in tears most of the show.
Alright Vegeta
Na Hackis 🤗
I'll never hear "Clean-up in aisle 3" the same way again.
Just one day when Louie wore a Blue shirt, his jokes got even more darker. I wonder when will he wear a White shirt?
Louis is my favorite comedian
Im a woman and I fucking love Louis CK. His comedy helped me through some of the worst periods of my life. I suffered through terrible post partum depression after the birth of my second child and it was his crude humour about drowning kids, killing kids that helped me through it (just like Carlin's stand you on death helped me through my fathers sudden passing from cancer). Im not condoning exactly what he did, but he should not be in the same league as Weinstein. I want Louis back AND he will be back.
This shit cures depression
So does your profile pic
Da hat Louis C.K ein geiles Bit zu
"What am I capable of?"
Well, for one...
Asking women if he can jerk off for them? And then not doing it if they say no, respecting them? Oh wow. So evil.
@@apolloptx lol, not evil, just fucking weird.
@@apolloptx you don't have to follow, come here and give a lecture about it if you loathe the guy.
@@josephramirez4877 You don't understand sarcasm. I think it was quite obvious I think he did nothing wrong.
@@atlas4497 What are you talking about? He did nothing wrong. Can you not read the obvious sarcasm in my last comment?
One of THE best who ever done it
I love Louis so much xD
Oh dudeeee i really miss Louis :')
This is Hilarious!😂😂😂😂😂
"That's a compressed area of bad thoughts"
Hahaha that comment on mormons. You got one right here; this sketch was hilarious.
!!!!!! Jeeze he's legend!
Ah shit they had a camera there
Its like having a 1 vs. everyone with teaming on.
Sitting next to a child on the subway while watching This.. got me thinking :)
0:09 bruh this part made me laugh, cause this was so long ago lmao
This was so dark man !!
Omfg!! Lmao
Misssss him
"shut up Janet" is the best line
"Ah shit they had a camera there"
Me picking out a wedgie
0:01 'i dont know what im capable of'
oh but we know
ha ha ha. you are so funny.
i think youre not up to date with the newest news about this hombre
Cryptonian He did nothing wrong, idiot. Read the story.
This dude is insane 😂😂
... in the good way
That’s gang life. Murder leads to revenge. Law evolves to organize that chaos.
Comparing Louis C.K. to George Carlin is like comparing Norm MacDonald to Bill Cosby.
Grüße gehen raus an Felix Lobrecht
The title : If murdere was legal
First line : "I mean, What am i capable of?"
Me : aaahhh, this is not gonna end well...
I think janitors would be paid like professional athletes if murder was legal.
“You have to clean up your kids when you kill them cause it’s gross”
I died XD
Isn't wars just that?
War isn't a free-for-all, you can only kill people on the other side.
If a solider in the US army kills another soldier in the US army, then that's murder.
Iván Egües not quite
Friendly fire?
You apparently haven't been in service, Iván.
Legend
Why did I take a drink of my soda, yet knowing what was going to happen?
louie is fucking dark......love him hahhahahhhaahahhahaa
Nice.thats so true
take a shot every time he says "if murder was legal"
The goat
My sister was murdered. I’m here to actually cheer myself up by hearing murder jokes because I’ve developed some dark humor over the years.
I mean...that'll tend to do it.
Louis CK, comic god among gods
Komm zurück!
The Mormon part got my upvote
The Messi of stand-up
What is the name of this special?