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- Louis C.K Live Comedy Special : Christian || Louis C.K
• Louis C.K Live Comedy ...
Christian
He’s not raising his kids religiously, he teaches them about religion. He tells his kids the same there are many religions in the world, and they’re all equal. But the Christians are the one who won.
#LouisC.K #Live #Comedy
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CHRIIIISSSSSTT!!!
Funnist shit
That dude deserves some kind of recognition
He was in on the joke with Louis
@@garbygarb31 it does seem that way
Islamic countries have a different calendar
This amount of humor Louis stuffs in 12 minutes segments is genius
amen...
Huh? This was from a full 60 minute comedy special that he launched on Netflix 7 years ago in 2017. Did you miss the Me Too Movement during COVID? The reason he hasn’t made anything since 2017 is because his plans for the 2020s got shot down when it came out he jacked off in front of multiple people in random settings, like in an elevator or an office.
Since then his career has remained effectively dead.
“ what year is it “
“It’s three”
“ yeah but I am 28”
😂😂😂😂
hahaha
Hahaha I’m glad I’m not the only one who thinks that’s hilarious 😂
Hilarious
Islamic countries have a different calendar
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
That guy shouting CHRIST!! was such a great intervention 😂😂
He was in on the joke with Louis
@@garbygarb31 p
Pó pop oopp
@Njoroge ...by society
@@garbygarb31 I'd give it a 50-50, could've been planned or could've been a great moment just by sheer luck. Both tend to happen surprisingly equally with live stuff
He ruins it for the other stand up comedians for me. If they can't be this funny, I don't wanna waste my time! 😆
Fact.
Absolutely
Don't be a pussy. Just go up and do it.
3:10 "Since what... CHRIST!!" 😂😂😂😂
I like how he shifts dimensions mid clip
it's edited
@@shawnshahpari8681holy duck no shit
@Mark Olson you mean quantum leap
Shawn Shahpari no thats quantum shift
I would like to be educated in quantum physics by youtube comments.
“ChrOOOIIIIIISSSSSssssTtttt!!!!”
He was in on the joke with Louis
Best part
youre posting this on every comment but it's not true, have you been outside? have you interacted with humans before? @@garbygarb31
They don't even have sticks yet, they're still in the grass age....that one got me
I can only imagine how enjoyable this clip would be if it wasn't an edited, corrupted mess.
Terrible! Don't just cut away bits of film, please
For copyrights
@@jaybartgis5148 I get it, but it still ruins the pacing.
"Daddy who's Jesus?" "None of your business, go back to bed"
I don’t know about you but we still got the whole show on Netflix In Italy
Comedic genius. He is the best comedian ever.
Bill Burr is close second.
Stanhope. Period.
@@TheHollywoodFarmers - AGREED! Chappelle is on my Mt. Rushmore as well. It's probably Stanhope, Chappelle, Louis and Burr. Norm and Jeselnik are damn good as well. What a time to be alive!
Tim dillon is going places.
@@Berrynyc - Andrew Schulz as well. Tons of great comedy these days.
@@MrOuchiez agree.schulz and
Tim's are the best for now.bill burr is calming down.lately not too much rage in his podcasts.
Bill Burr, Loui CK and Dave Chapelle are in the league of their own when it comes to comedy
Throw Patrice in there and you have a deal. 👍🏿
I agree with all of those comedians but add Jim Jeffries as one of the best.
& George Carlin
Dude...these are MY top three
*Chappelle
I find myself coming back to this every new years. Maybe his best bit ever.
Come back Louie. We need your laughter, life sucks all over the land. So you're not perfect? Join the Club!
he did, he has a new special on his site
Yea but his imperfections are practically Epstein levels of sickness.
@@gamerdru101 I just wanted to let you know that ur comment doesn't really matter that much
*Sick man should never see the light of day again.*
Buy his special
I don't think I've ever laughed harder than the first time I heard Louis say "here's your fuckin soup"
Yep that was sooooooooo funny. Poop fart turd. That make you laugh?
Yes you have
Hes a freaking savage 😂🤦♂️ I haven't laughed like this in so long, im serious there's no other guy as funny as him and Bill burr 😁👍
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how would you know that?
He can JO on whomever he wants.
His new one 'Sincerely' is the best. Get it. It costs $8 but worth every cent.
Yes!! I bought it when he first released it and watched it like 5 times so far lol 👍🏿
Didn’t even know he had a new special, looked it up after reading this and couldn’t be happier
Was at the live show in philly and bought the special... Definitely not the best but was still a solid special and worth buying. I'd probably rank it 4th under 2017, Beacon theater, and comedy store. Also thought some of his delivery in the leaked set was better than it ended up in the special.
Likewise, was not aware. Thank you 🙏
Which one is the one we're watching?
"come on puppy" is the part that fuckin killed me
Exactly the comment I had in mind
How the hell does this guy make the date Funny?!? Wow. Long live CK.
Generations of people have been saying this for millennia. What's more important is that Christians dominated, unfortunately. Yes he's good at it, but many of us have been saying this for generations. He's stating facts. Pointing out hypocrisy
"What year is it?"
"Three."
".....yeah, but I'm 28."
XwX
This is one of the individuals who shouldn’t be cancelled “indefinitely.”
Yeah, or at all, since he admitted wrongdoing and profusely apologised, both at the time and many more times years later. People need to get a grip.
@@boiledelephant he back bitches!
He should never have been cancelled at all
He isn’t cancelled.. we’re literally watching him right now
Do you know the details of the case?
“Which makes sense if you’re a Christian but wtf are the rest of us doing?”… he’s got a point. 😂
As a non-believer, I feel like such a hypocrite when I drive to my parent’s house to celebrate Christmas. That’s like a Nazi celebrating Yom Kippur. Makes no sense to me.
@@curtismcdonald6838 Not really. Christmas, just like basically any other holiday in this religion was taken over from various myths and pagan beliefs, mainly to force pagans to move and celebrate the "true" religion. Look up the origins of Christmas tree, Easter, All saints, and all other holidays and symbols.Many atheists celebrate those things because it's part of the culture, not to cherish any god.
@@pawel4636 I understand I don’t know you. I SHOULD do what you said and research those terms. But you know what? I don’t want to read things. So as an excuse for me to take the easy way out, I’ll say this. Pawel, I trust you. I shouldn’t. But I do. I just have a good feeling about you. Therefore, I’m going to take your post as fact and tell other people who are more cautious than I about this information in hopes that THEY will perform the aforementioned research and tell me what they found this way I will be able to continue being as useless as a half eaten tube steak.
That's a great question actually my unbeliever friend.
@@curtismcdonald6838a terrible analogy..unless you torture someone in your family every Christmas.
He's CLEARLY a student of the Carlin Style...but totally original in his execution of it.
Homie is a Master at audience alert and disarming.
When it comes to making an audience laugh at what one would normally be horrified at being asked to laugh at, he's the best.
Corey Holcomb is another cat that has such an ability.
Corey Holcomb is a BEAST
@@tylerzip2666 51-MF-50🤙🏿🌊⚔️🎴
He’s like Carlin; but actually funny.
I agree with the Carlin comparison in terms of his ability to tip toe to the edge, *almost* lose the audience and then show you that he was in complete control the entire time. However, I’d say that Carlin’s wording was tighter and his vocabulary bigger. Louis tends to drift more than George. But both are all time greats.
@@SKa-tt9nm Facts. Carlin was a master wordologist and expanded many a mind with his contextual development skills.
Nothing makes me laugh harder than this mans comedy.
Loui's delivery is utterly impeccable... 😂👌🏾
Buy his new shows if you can. Absolutely gold-as you can see. It gets even better. Welcome home LCK.
Yeah sure line had me in tears 🤣🤣
He's a genius, gotta be top 3 all time stand up comedian
Doug stanhope and Louis ck are in the top 2
He started out not funny.
Then, he was the best, by far.
Then, he was not funny, again.
You used to be able to tell how funny it would be based on how much hair he had.
Now, he's hilarious, again.
@@eliaustin3745 😂 wtf…..dis foo has been and forever will be funny. Even when he made knuckle children in front of his neighbor or whatever that sex scandal bullsh*t was….top notch hysterical. Bill Burr however is GOAT!!!!!❤
He’s is exceptionally good yeah but top 3?…
The other 2? You guessed it: Frank Stallone and Don Ohlmeyer.
When people ask me(maybe twice in my life) my favorite CK bit, it's always just all of them.
"1, 2, let's go everybody 3, come on Africa, 4" . Is an example of how brilliant an suttle he can be.
*subtle
Look, I don’t mean to be a douchebag, but here goes. “Suttle” is spelled s-u-b-t-l-e. I love grammar, spelling, and punctuation, so I couldn’t help myself. Please don’t think less of me. ‘Subtle’ is an irregular spelling, so probably 50% or more of the rest of the English speaking world would have fumbled the spelling, as well. I’m gonna go back to doing whatever douchebag things I was doing before I decided to send some of my ‘douchebagery’ in your direction.
Agreed!
Another GREAT video. Your talking about important things and going through alot that others who have had major OPs certainly also experienced.
It is impossible to know beforehand how your body will feel, react and heal. We often underestimate how severe an OP is, especially one such as yours. It takes longer than you can Image and of course no health professionel is going to give you the straight up truth that you will be in agony for a while.
You are looking great, you are so beautiful.
Keep your spirits up and remember this all truly could be worse, as you often remind yourself.
You're going to make it and things will be normal again someday.
I went to Thailand for the first time in 2004, and was surprised to find that it is 2547 in Thailand, which is the Buddhist calendar.
Islamic countries also have a different calendar
Yup, Buddha lived 500 years before christ
Goddamn it, you made me google year in thailand right now
Wooooooooooow
Yeah, but who cares about Buddhism?
This is just one of the best bits I've ever seen.
I like that Louis started dressing better. 👍
Totally forgot about this guy! I haven't laughed like that for a loooong time (I'm a christian too)
Yeah, and you had to tell everyone, like being vegan.😂🤣
Im christian too and i was like u damn right lol
@@revwillyg6450 it's relevant as a topic addressed in the show
“CHRIIIIIST!” Is one of the best audience interactions ever and is stuck in my head daily forever.
Oh man, I haven't laughed this hard in a while
Greatest Stand-Up Comedian in Human History! 💯
I've seen this so many times. It never gets old. It's funny every single time.
❤
The flaws this man has, are the main reason he became a legend in comedy.
Embrace your flaws.
Without a doubt the best standup guy out there
2nd best. Chappelle is #1
Unfortunately, Louis is not "out there" anymore...
Platinum Patience Louis releases a new special earlier this year!! It’s on his website. It’s not his best work but it’s very funny. Just be careful, I think it’s the darkest he’s ever been.
@@bcuztheinternet Hey man, if it's too much to ask, could you possibly send us the link? I'm looking for it everywhere.
Platinum Patience it’s louisck.com the special does cost 8 bucks though
The Christian’s won..? Have you ever met a poor Jew? I haven’t.
Those are matters of this world. Christians are concerned with a kingdom that is not of this world.
Also, Jesus Himself was a poor Jew, but also God in the flesh.
@@HeavyHeartsShow Jews do not believe in the myth named "Jesus". Look up the REAL story of that lie. NOT USING THE BOOK OF HATRED.
We need more Louis CK
Stop at his hotel. He will give you some Louie to take home
"Yeah, he's afraid of pennies" made me unable to handle my body
And that's just the set-up, not even the punchline!
This is amazing. Thank you Louis Ck, for existing.
concur, infinity
If this is amazing to you, you live an extremely stale life.
Peter Krasher man why would you write shit like this?
That's what she said.
feels good to be a Christian. JESUS!!!!!!!!!
The shivering sound he makes at 9:30 is the best thing ever
“What year is it?”
“It’s 3.”
😅
But im like 28
Happy year 2024.
BRING.. THIS.. DUDE.. BACK.. NOW!!! Comedic Genius right here!!
God needed a timeline so we would know the end times. Revelation. We are there now. Thank you Jesus. ❤😂 Louis is amazing
We know Louis C.K. is flawed, but he also a gift to the world.
I agree. “Let he who is without sin… etc etc”
Yeah like Polio, AIDS and war
@Theo P ahhhhh do you feel better now? Good for you! You warrior for Justice
@@salvagemonster3612. Calm down there, Ace 😁
@@divisiona3974 I am busting balz
Man that soup joke kills me 😂
I wish the cameraman would do a closeup of Louis' face. I can't see see his nostrils.
This special was one of the best of all time. I laughed the entire time
100%
@Tanmay Katkar it's called 2017 and you can watch it on Netflix
Or he likes to take his junk out. He admits it’s F’d up. Why can’t you?
This is a timeless bit.
"Daddy, who's Jesus?"
"None of your business"
😂😂😂😂😂😂
"...Handful of pennies at her face"
😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
Sure, he’s a weirdo, but the man is a comedy genius.
@Tom Voke you think that masturbating in front of women without their consent is not weird. please read this over and over until it sinks in what you sound like
Mark Deluca agreed.
@@PretentiousGit How is asking for, and obtaining, their permission not consensual? Is there an instance where he did not get permission?
@Mark Deluca yupp, totally agree. Dan ur lame.
Very far from a genius, you are SHOT
"She's afraid of pennies," is so good it deserves its own Grand Canyon.
Louis: I have 2 kids.
Audience: *Starts laughing 🤭
I was there!! Madison Square Garden!!
Jesuit priests constructed a damn near perfect calendar to contain the seasons without there being too many days added to or subtracted from the year. I only say a damn near perfect because I believe some guy calculated a more accurate calendar, but those priest weren't far off from his model. And to think they made the Gregorian Calendar in 1582, 90 years after Columbus sailed to America. Man, I'm baked... But hey, the more you know.
Leap year dude
The calendar system annoys the fuck out of me.
It basicly make everything complicated like salary, taxes, bill and dont get me started on programming those.
I am an idiot and can someone briefly explain why cant we have exact same number every month and recontruct calendar to remove leap fucking year?
@@kimisahaja3551 no clue about the same number every month; however, the leap day is added because a day is exactly 24 hours. eventually we’d become out of sync with the sun
or some shit like that idk
....what people don't TRULY understand is.
*Like...is VeryCultured{thank YOU for A Wonderful Evening MrLouis}
This is my favorite special ❤️❤️❤️❤️ i know every word
Still die laughing every freakin time
So good
which one is it? I can't find it on his website!!
@@danielcliment8251 i think i used to watch it on Netflix, but i don’t have Netflix anymore… sorry don’t know the title, they probably translated it into something different anyway🤷♀️
@@juliaward2079 thank you for the reply! I found it!! is 2017!
@@danielcliment8251 that’s great 😃 have fun 💋
They are at grass age:)))
What is everyone’s problem with him?
He had a tug in front of some girls but he did ask them first.
Here in Ireland a radio DJ had a tug on an aeroplane and after a bit of a hullabaloo he is working still and it is long forgotten
I am not saying this is a good idea but he did ask and they were ok with it then and made a fuss after.
Exactly
The women claimed that they felt urged to say yes because they were just starting their careers while Louis C.K. was already famous. Saying "no" to someone who has influence in the entertainment business can kill your career, that's how Harvey Weinstein got away with what he did for so long (just to be clear: I'm not comparing Louis to Weinstein, it was just an example).
That being said, Louis didn't deserve the backlash he got. Iirc the women also said that they didn't think of him as a bad man and the reason they said yes has more to do with how things in the entertainment industry work, especially for women. But unfortunately outrage culture is prevalent within Neofeminism/3rd-Wave-Feminism.
God Is An Atheist but you understand that was a lie because he wasn’t famous when it happened. He didn’t have a show or a special and they were working the same gig.
What happened was he got swept up in the metoo movement..they’re just trying to kill comedy in the states..at the same time, I’m seeing more and more female comedians, liberal sjw’s and they aren’t getting any funnier
JAS Where is the relative a shit ton of comedians 1000 times funnier than you CK will ever be and I can name about a dozen amazing female comics that are 10 times better than he is and plenty of male comics one less douche bag like this means nothing you are way too attached to him might wanna get that checked;)
The time skips give me nostalgic feelings of that one episode of Futurama.
He repeated himself so many times, I genuinely thought the year was 2017 😂
you really need to come back man!!!
Oh cool. When was that??
I love Louis CK. Hasn't he suffered enough for such relatively small offenses. Keep it in perspective- he's not Charles Manson or Donald Trump.
LOUIE LOUIE LOUIE OUIE
LOUIE LOUIE LOUIE OUAA
AND when he stands before Jesus wonder what he'll say?
If Jesus/God, which I don't believe in at all, are actually real - if they/him don't have a sense of humor heaven would be hell
Except in Iran. we have different Calendar.
and spelling for the word 'callander'
@@mmjahink yeah i made a mistake I'll edit it thanks
And in Buddhist countries like Thailand
And the Arabic/Islamic calendar.
Ooff Persian persuasion
Hi, Louis. The limelight missed you.
The gag from Life of Brian put's it best: "Is it AD yet?"
Pwahah "Try writing Monkey where the year goes...see how that works out." 😭
Dude I'm Christian as crap and this is most true and funny thing I've ever heard....CCHHRIIIIISSTTTTTTTT!!! 🤣🤣🤣
It’s really weird to me as a Jew. Like there’s just literally a couple of us and we don’t let anyone join the religion, and yet the whole world worships our god and follows our religion, even the people on an island in the grass age and we had nothing to do with it. Really weird.
@@jaredf6205 everyone worship your God? What
@@jaredf6205 dude u guys arent even the true Jews. Literally had the nerve to call yourself Jew-ISH, and no one pays attention just like most "Christians" celebrate christmas.
@@randygordy yes, 4 billion Christians and Muslims worship Yahweh, the Jewish god.
@@eim1218 ah of course, a Black Hebrew Israelite, a hate group rivaling the Nazis in racism, called the Black KKK by the KKK.
“Did you ever think you should stop killing all the funny people.”
Robin Williams
huh?
He is asked, “Why do you think there’s not so much comedy in Germany?” to which he replied, “Did you ever think you killed all the funny people?”
That's the quote you're looking for...
@@orangewarm1 Look up the quote and think about how it applies to the attempt to silence louis CK;-)
@@mikesmith-pj7xz attempt to silence?!?
"The constitution says : You've the right to bear arms or the right to arm bears, whatever tf you wanna do."
¬Robin Williams.
Man this guy can make a joke from everything
That's a good point.😂😂
Good crack! Too bad its been clipped, it kinda ruins his flow.
It's spelled "craic"........ Unless you've just been enjoying some crack cocaine...... In which case I apologize and please continue.
Yes ! Thanks for putting this out in a time of crazy. JESUS !!! Fucking brilliant ! Glad to see you back at it.
“But what the fuck are the rest of us doing????!!” Every thought I’ve ever had in my head that was too big to comprehend so I just moved on, LCK has managed to put it into like 5 absolutely hysterical words that bring me so much joy, and yet, so much (welcome) pain. This man is a treasure and I hate what happened to him. Fuck this world for taking away the one person who kept it real af.
I totally agree. Heartbroken.
good news!he has a new special out on his website
First off, it didn't really "happen to him", it's more like he did it to himself. Second, he's not "taken away by the world", he's still doing stand-up and has new specials. You can find them on his website.
He has a now special called "Sorry".
Its sad that he was treated equally to people who committed sexual assault. He knows what he did was not ok, but come on he asked if he could masturbate in front of women and they said yes. Thats it!
@@CanOfMapleSyrup Sarah Silverman said herself that these people accusing him weren’t in any danger. She let him do it with her. Some people have kinks. Since when is that a crime? These women in particular were looking for an easy payout. Stop white knighting.
7:57
I swear the spotlight guy loses it around here 😂
This is so exact. It’s one of the best
I swear Louis converted more people to atheists than any one in history 🤣
The soup joke is one of my absolute favourites of his. It's such a simple yet masterful piece of misdirection.
One of the most interesting stream of thoughts on time and the times.
How about this?: th-cam.com/video/IJhgZBn-LHg/w-d-xo.html
that short soup joke, even if I think of it, every time it makes me laugh, because they way he delivers it. Genius. George Carlin 2.0
Jesus heard this and gave a thumbs up, a smile, and a wink. We won boys ✝️ 😉👍
Please keep doing what you know the best Louis! Making people laugh!
What's a Christian kid doing during Covid?
He's in Bible teen cuz only Muslims can go Quranteen
Not that great. Wouldn't be great being said audibly. Maybe in writing.
@@decentdude1086 I know man It's kinda corny
”They don’t even have sticks yet” is the best line
I miss Louis!!!!
Watching this on my Monday off in October
CKs dog is probably scared because he doesn't know how to cope if the Kardashians are cancelled. So the dog is practicing how to react for that moment.
Still insanely funny.
I'm watching this while looking at the upload date of this video. It's Terrifying
I like you as a person. I can't do PC without the real subjects not just feeling. Thank you for coming back into comedy.
...."they're in The Grass Age" that is great comedy writing right there!!
From now on we will count the years from the date we landed on the moon. Who's with me?
We could call it a "Stardate."
Im totally for it!
I'm in.
Space is fake
@@Shonuffinman You can literally see the fucking thing at night
Terrence Brann That would be more logical, but we've seen how logic prevails.