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- Louis C.K Live Comedy Special : Christian || Louis C.K
• Louis C.K Live Comedy ...
Christian
He’s not raising his kids religiously, he teaches them about religion. He tells his kids the same there are many religions in the world, and they’re all equal. But the Christians are the one who won.
#LouisC.K #Live #Comedy
That guy shouting CHRIST!! was such a great intervention 😂😂
He was in on the joke with Louis
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He was coached to do so.
@@Wesh997 ...by society
“ what year is it “
“It’s three”
“ yeah but I am 28”
😂😂😂😂
hahaha
Hahaha I’m glad I’m not the only one who thinks that’s hilarious 😂
Hilarious
Islamic countries have a different calendar
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I like how he shifts dimensions mid clip
it's edited
@@shawnshahpari8681holy duck no shit
@Mark Olson you mean quantum leap
Shawn Shahpari no thats quantum shift
I would like to be educated in quantum physics by youtube comments.
CHRIIIISSSSSTT!!!
Funnist shit
That dude deserves some kind of recognition
He was in on the joke with Louis
@@garbygarb31 it does seem that way
Islamic countries have a different calendar
“ChrOOOIIIIIISSSSSssssTtttt!!!!”
He was in on the joke with Louis
Best part
This is one of the individuals who shouldn’t be cancelled “indefinitely.”
Yeah, or at all, since he admitted wrongdoing and profusely apologised, both at the time and many more times years later. People need to get a grip.
@@boiledelephant he back bitches!
He should never have been cancelled at all
He isn’t cancelled.. we’re literally watching him right now
Do you know the details of the case?
Bill Burr, Loui CK and Dave Chapelle are in the league of their own when it comes to comedy
Throw Patrice in there and you have a deal. 👍🏿
I agree with all of those comedians but add Jim Jeffries as one of the best.
& George Carlin
Dude...these are MY top three
*Chappelle
Come back Louie. We need your laughter, life sucks all over the land. So you're not perfect? Join the Club!
he did, he has a new special on his site
Yea but his imperfections are practically Epstein levels of sickness.
@@gamerdru101 I just wanted to let you know that ur comment doesn't really matter that much
*Sick man should never see the light of day again.*
Buy his special
They don't even have sticks yet, they're still in the grass age....that one got me
He ruins it for the other stand up comedians for me. If they can't be this funny, I don't wanna waste my time! 😆
Fact.
This amount of humor Louis stuffs in 12 minutes segments is genius
amen...
He's a genius, gotta be top 3 all time stand up comedian
Doug stanhope and Louis ck are in the top 2
He started out not funny.
Then, he was the best, by far.
Then, he was not funny, again.
You used to be able to tell how funny it would be based on how much hair he had.
Now, he's hilarious, again.
@@eliaustin3745 😂 wtf…..dis foo has been and forever will be funny. Even when he made knuckle children in front of his neighbor or whatever that sex scandal bullsh*t was….top notch hysterical. Bill Burr however is GOAT!!!!!❤
He’s is exceptionally good yeah but top 3?…
The other 2? You guessed it: Frank Stallone and Don Ohlmeyer.
His new one 'Sincerely' is the best. Get it. It costs $8 but worth every cent.
Yes!! I bought it when he first released it and watched it like 5 times so far lol 👍🏿
Didn’t even know he had a new special, looked it up after reading this and couldn’t be happier
Was at the live show in philly and bought the special... Definitely not the best but was still a solid special and worth buying. I'd probably rank it 4th under 2017, Beacon theater, and comedy store. Also thought some of his delivery in the leaked set was better than it ended up in the special.
Likewise, was not aware. Thank you 🙏
Which one is the one we're watching?
"Daddy, who's Jesus?"
"None of your business"
😂😂😂😂😂😂
I don't think I've ever laughed harder than the first time I heard Louis say "here's your fuckin soup"
Yep that was sooooooooo funny. Poop fart turd. That make you laugh?
Yes you have
Hes a freaking savage 😂🤦♂️ I haven't laughed like this in so long, im serious there's no other guy as funny as him and Bill burr 😁👍
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how would you know that?
He can JO on whomever he wants.
Loui's delivery is utterly impeccable... 😂👌🏾
3:10 "Since what... CHRIST!!" 😂😂😂😂
How the hell does this guy make the date Funny?!? Wow. Long live CK.
Generations of people have been saying this for millennia. What's more important is that Christians dominated, unfortunately. Yes he's good at it, but many of us have been saying this for generations. He's stating facts. Pointing out hypocrisy
Buy his new shows if you can. Absolutely gold-as you can see. It gets even better. Welcome home LCK.
“Which makes sense if you’re a Christian but wtf are the rest of us doing?”… he’s got a point. 😂
As a non-believer, I feel like such a hypocrite when I drive to my parent’s house to celebrate Christmas. That’s like a Nazi celebrating Yom Kippur. Makes no sense to me.
@@curtismcdonald6838 Not really. Christmas, just like basically any other holiday in this religion was taken over from various myths and pagan beliefs, mainly to force pagans to move and celebrate the "true" religion. Look up the origins of Christmas tree, Easter, All saints, and all other holidays and symbols.Many atheists celebrate those things because it's part of the culture, not to cherish any god.
@@pawel4636 I understand I don’t know you. I SHOULD do what you said and research those terms. But you know what? I don’t want to read things. So as an excuse for me to take the easy way out, I’ll say this. Pawel, I trust you. I shouldn’t. But I do. I just have a good feeling about you. Therefore, I’m going to take your post as fact and tell other people who are more cautious than I about this information in hopes that THEY will perform the aforementioned research and tell me what they found this way I will be able to continue being as useless as a half eaten tube steak.
That's a great question actually my unbeliever friend.
@@curtismcdonald6838a terrible analogy..unless you torture someone in your family every Christmas.
When people ask me(maybe twice in my life) my favorite CK bit, it's always just all of them.
"1, 2, let's go everybody 3, come on Africa, 4" . Is an example of how brilliant an suttle he can be.
*subtle
Look, I don’t mean to be a douchebag, but here goes. “Suttle” is spelled s-u-b-t-l-e. I love grammar, spelling, and punctuation, so I couldn’t help myself. Please don’t think less of me. ‘Subtle’ is an irregular spelling, so probably 50% or more of the rest of the English speaking world would have fumbled the spelling, as well. I’m gonna go back to doing whatever douchebag things I was doing before I decided to send some of my ‘douchebagery’ in your direction.
Agreed!
This is amazing. Thank you Louis Ck, for existing.
concur, infinity
If this is amazing to you, you live an extremely stale life.
Peter Krasher man why would you write shit like this?
That's what she said.
feels good to be a Christian. JESUS!!!!!!!!!
BRING.. THIS.. DUDE.. BACK.. NOW!!! Comedic Genius right here!!
I've seen this so many times. It never gets old. It's funny every single time.
❤
We need more Louis CK
Stop at his hotel. He will give you some Louie to take home
I went to Thailand for the first time in 2004, and was surprised to find that it is 2547 in Thailand, which is the Buddhist calendar.
Islamic countries also have a different calendar
Yup, Buddha lived 500 years before christ
Goddamn it, you made me google year in thailand right now
Wooooooooooow
Yeah, but who cares about Buddhism?
Comedic genius. He is the best comedian ever.
Bill Burr is close second.
Stanhope. Period.
@@TheHollywoodFarmers - AGREED! Chappelle is on my Mt. Rushmore as well. It's probably Stanhope, Chappelle, Louis and Burr. Norm and Jeselnik are damn good as well. What a time to be alive!
Tim dillon is going places.
@@Berrynyc - Andrew Schulz as well. Tons of great comedy these days.
@@MrOuchiez agree.schulz and
Tim's are the best for now.bill burr is calming down.lately not too much rage in his podcasts.
I can only imagine how enjoyable this clip would be if it wasn't an edited, corrupted mess.
Terrible! Don't just cut away bits of film, please
For copyrights
@@jaybartgis5148 I get it, but it still ruins the pacing.
"Daddy who's Jesus?" "None of your business, go back to bed"
I don’t know about you but we still got the whole show on Netflix In Italy
This special was one of the best of all time. I laughed the entire time
100%
@Tanmay Katkar it's called he got barged by liberals
@Tanmay Katkar it's called 2017 and you can watch it on Netflix
Or he likes to take his junk out. He admits it’s F’d up. Why can’t you?
Totally forgot about this guy! I haven't laughed like that for a loooong time (I'm a christian too)
Yeah, and you had to tell everyone, like being vegan.😂🤣
Im christian too and i was like u damn right lol
@@revwillyg6450 it's relevant as a topic addressed in the show
We know Louis C.K. is flawed, but he also a gift to the world.
I agree. “Let he who is without sin… etc etc”
Yeah like Polio, AIDS and war
@Theo P ahhhhh do you feel better now? Good for you! You warrior for Justice
@@salvagemonster3612. Calm down there, Ace 😁
@@divisiona3974 I am busting balz
"Yeah, he's afraid of pennies" made me unable to handle my body
And that's just the set-up, not even the punchline!
Oh man, I haven't laughed this hard in a while
"What year is it?"
"Three."
".....yeah, but I'm 28."
XwX
Nothing makes me laugh harder than this mans comedy.
The soup joke is one of my absolute favourites of his. It's such a simple yet masterful piece of misdirection.
”They don’t even have sticks yet” is the best line
The Sky 🌌 is very BRIGHT
Please keep doing what you know the best Louis! Making people laugh!
This is so exact. It’s one of the best
"She's afraid of pennies," is so good it deserves its own Grand Canyon.
Every knee shall bow.
Hi, Louis. The limelight missed you.
I like you as a person. I can't do PC without the real subjects not just feeling. Thank you for coming back into comedy.
Dude I'm Christian as crap and this is most true and funny thing I've ever heard....CCHHRIIIIISSTTTTTTTT!!! 🤣🤣🤣
It’s really weird to me as a Jew. Like there’s just literally a couple of us and we don’t let anyone join the religion, and yet the whole world worships our god and follows our religion, even the people on an island in the grass age and we had nothing to do with it. Really weird.
@@jaredf6205 everyone worship your God? What
@@jaredf6205 dude u guys arent even the true Jews. Literally had the nerve to call yourself Jew-ISH, and no one pays attention just like most "Christians" celebrate christmas.
@@randygordy yes, 4 billion Christians and Muslims worship Yahweh, the Jewish god.
@@eim1218 ah of course, a Black Hebrew Israelite, a hate group rivaling the Nazis in racism, called the Black KKK by the KKK.
This made me proud to be a Christian.
I was an agnostic atheist five minutes ago, but I guess I'm Christian now.
Get to work👉🏽📖👀
I find myself coming back to this every new years. Maybe his best bit ever.
This is my favorite special ❤️❤️❤️❤️ i know every word
Still die laughing every freakin time
So good
which one is it? I can't find it on his website!!
@@danielcliment8251 i think i used to watch it on Netflix, but i don’t have Netflix anymore… sorry don’t know the title, they probably translated it into something different anyway🤷♀️
@@juliaward2079 thank you for the reply! I found it!! is 2017!
@@danielcliment8251 that’s great 😃 have fun 💋
Louis: I have 2 kids.
Audience: *Starts laughing 🤭
*Louis C.K. is the fuckin greatest. His comedy has aged like fine wine. I can’t wait ‘till he starts back up after all this Coronavirus shit is over. The absolute GOAT* 🙌🏼
I Love you Louie, you are brilliant, come back!!
Lol not be a know it all but this is an old special but I can’t wait until he comes out with his next special I bet it’ll be hilarious
@@samiam6649 lol not to be a know it all but he released a special last month
He already released a new special. You're all bad fans. Cept Richie
Yeah sure line had me in tears 🤣🤣
The gag from Life of Brian put's it best: "Is it AD yet?"
This is just one of the best bits I've ever seen.
it's 3'... 'yeah but I'm 28'. Genius.
I’m glad I wasn’t drinking my morning coffee when he mentioned the Jewish calendar. Lol!!
Anti-Semite??
Louis is the best at going off script seamlessly and smoothly without skipping a beat, then brings it all back like it was all planned word for word.
The genius is making it seem like he’s going off script. He’s not. And that’s ok. That’s part of his genius. Not that he can’t ad lib. He totally incorporated “CHRIST!!!!” into the bit :)
Because it is planned word for word.
Such a brilliant writer…..fucking amazing 😂
He's CLEARLY a student of the Carlin Style...but totally original in his execution of it.
Homie is a Master at audience alert and disarming.
When it comes to making an audience laugh at what one would normally be horrified at being asked to laugh at, he's the best.
Corey Holcomb is another cat that has such an ability.
Corey Holcomb is a BEAST
@@tylerzip2666 51-MF-50🤙🏿🌊⚔️🎴
He’s like Carlin; but actually funny.
I agree with the Carlin comparison in terms of his ability to tip toe to the edge, *almost* lose the audience and then show you that he was in complete control the entire time. However, I’d say that Carlin’s wording was tighter and his vocabulary bigger. Louis tends to drift more than George. But both are all time greats.
@@SKa-tt9nm Facts. Carlin was a master wordologist and expanded many a mind with his contextual development skills.
"come on puppy" is the part that fuckin killed me
Exactly the comment I had in mind
“But what the fuck are the rest of us doing????!!” Every thought I’ve ever had in my head that was too big to comprehend so I just moved on, LCK has managed to put it into like 5 absolutely hysterical words that bring me so much joy, and yet, so much (welcome) pain. This man is a treasure and I hate what happened to him. Fuck this world for taking away the one person who kept it real af.
I totally agree. Heartbroken.
good news!he has a new special out on his website
First off, it didn't really "happen to him", it's more like he did it to himself. Second, he's not "taken away by the world", he's still doing stand-up and has new specials. You can find them on his website.
He has a now special called "Sorry".
Its sad that he was treated equally to people who committed sexual assault. He knows what he did was not ok, but come on he asked if he could masturbate in front of women and they said yes. Thats it!
@@CanOfMapleSyrup Sarah Silverman said herself that these people accusing him weren’t in any danger. She let him do it with her. Some people have kinks. Since when is that a crime? These women in particular were looking for an easy payout. Stop white knighting.
He's about truth. Brilliant.
Yeah we won!!! And we better not lose now
you really need to come back man!!!
Oh cool. When was that??
that short soup joke, even if I think of it, every time it makes me laugh, because they way he delivers it. Genius. George Carlin 2.0
Hey! New Zealand isn’t still in the grass age, we’ve had sticks since James Cameron moved here
I never thought of it that way. Jesus Christ!!
“Sometimes I even stop the smoking when its time to focus” ASAP Rocky
Still insanely funny.
I have loved Louis since I saw him on the HBO Young Comedians Special... Dave Attell, Anthony Clark, Dave Chappelle, Eric Tunney, and Louis CK. Louis stood out and became mine and my dad's favorite comedian.
“Did you ever think you should stop killing all the funny people.”
Robin Williams
huh?
He is asked, “Why do you think there’s not so much comedy in Germany?” to which he replied, “Did you ever think you killed all the funny people?”
That's the quote you're looking for...
@@orangewarm1 Look up the quote and think about how it applies to the attempt to silence louis CK;-)
@@mikesmith-pj7xz attempt to silence?!?
"The constitution says : You've the right to bear arms or the right to arm bears, whatever tf you wanna do."
¬Robin Williams.
The best dude! Thx!
Watching this on my Monday off in October
The flaws this man has, are the main reason he became a legend in comedy.
Embrace your flaws.
Watching a master at work.
Fucking lost it at "Are you beating up the dogs?" 🤣
"How can I be 28 when it's only year three?"
Smart and witty.
" We'll do it..............We'll do it~!".....The best
The soup joke is so simple but so funny because it’s entirely relatable. 10/10
George Carlin "What time is it" When the hell is it" LEGEND
He has so many characters lol
The calendar bit is hilarious. ✝️
He is the best !!!
“CHRIIIIIST!” Is one of the best audience interactions ever and is stuck in my head daily forever.
One of the best segments of comedy ever
Louis ‘instant classic’ CK
5:55 omg I almost choked on my sunflower seed laughing 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
“Yeah. Sure.” 😂😂
LOUIE LOUIE LOUIE OUIE
LOUIE LOUIE LOUIE OUAA
Without a doubt the best standup guy out there
2nd best. Chappelle is #1
Unfortunately, Louis is not "out there" anymore...
Platinum Patience Louis releases a new special earlier this year!! It’s on his website. It’s not his best work but it’s very funny. Just be careful, I think it’s the darkest he’s ever been.
@@bcuztheinternet Hey man, if it's too much to ask, could you possibly send us the link? I'm looking for it everywhere.
Platinum Patience it’s louisck.com the special does cost 8 bucks though
Greatest Stand-Up Comedian in Human History! 💯
This is a timeless bit.
The Grass Age! Gold!
I like that Louis started dressing better. 👍
I love Louis!!
Louis is the funniest comedian out there
thats some great honoring of george carlins rant about religion. perfect match
Seriously there is no connection. He simply states the fact that Christianity has influenced the world in such level that we count years by Jesus. I wouldn't even call that criticism. It has nothing to do with George's rant.
And Carlin is a much better "realism" comedian
@@richardedwards1546 You are so brilliant. Where can we see you?
The shivering sound he makes at 9:30 is the best thing ever
We need Louis back. I miss him.
You ROCK Louie!!