Louis CK Stand up Comedy : If I Had a Billion dollar

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  • @SnipairBelgium
    @SnipairBelgium ปีที่แล้ว +42

    "can't even afford something that costs nothing" so relatable!

    • @Tim_Climie
      @Tim_Climie 8 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Are you W O K E ?

  • @supertotoro
    @supertotoro ปีที่แล้ว +16

    The unintentional Mitch Hedberg impersonation towards the end was pretty damn good. That sign bit, sounded very much like Mitch.

  • @mrc6032
    @mrc6032 2 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    I listen to Louis ck every time i feel depressed.. And after listening..i laugh so much that it's medicine. I am thankful for comedians bc they are therapeutic for me. I get tired of politics and government bullshit.. i get so tired of them.. So i turn on Louis ck and laugh and enjoy the fact that there is comedians here to help people like me. Thank you!

    • @escapist502
      @escapist502 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Completely agree!

    • @mrkutty0
      @mrkutty0 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Watch/listen to Theo🥰

    • @sebastianjung9190
      @sebastianjung9190 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      acctully i have less talented standup for a bad day. Loui is resorved when shit has really hit the fan in my live

    • @nunyabusiness7056
      @nunyabusiness7056 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@escapist502 that's what the like button is for you stupid fking moron.
      Thanks for commenting.
      (My attempt at Louis's humor, I also love Louis btw he makes life worth living).

  • @swanofnutella4734
    @swanofnutella4734 2 ปีที่แล้ว +336

    Clinton was still president when he performed this but it still sounds fresh.

    • @galacticwarlock2271
      @galacticwarlock2271 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Cause it is truth.

    • @pixelatedgrass7528
      @pixelatedgrass7528 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      She won??

    • @JohnSmith-cg3cv
      @JohnSmith-cg3cv ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@pixelatedgrass7528 I’m taking the bait: it was Bill Clinton “Swan of Nutella” - by the way, what a name that is - was talking about.

    • @BradyIsAfagInHeat
      @BradyIsAfagInHeat ปีที่แล้ว +4

      you fucking serious? Jesus christ this sounds excellent

    • @gooddoge9347
      @gooddoge9347 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      You know it's dated when atm fees are a buck fidy

  • @ledkareem727
    @ledkareem727 2 ปีที่แล้ว +194

    I don't think anyone can make me laugh more than ck.. Smart and funny

    • @eternaldestiny5232
      @eternaldestiny5232 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Maybe George Carlin

    • @csidetective8440
      @csidetective8440 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@eternaldestiny5232 better philosopher, I think. Comedy though, give it to ck

    • @eternaldestiny5232
      @eternaldestiny5232 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@csidetective8440 I don't know, i like both of them but i think i prefer Carlin because he just had this presence you know, his gestures, facial expressions...
      But i dont know much about american humor since im French i maybe have different tastes

    • @csidetective8440
      @csidetective8440 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@eternaldestiny5232 I'll tell you what it is. Louis has much more setup -> punchline that keeps the audience rolling. Carlin was hilarious and loved to bend the English language but the tone wavered around much more serious tone that made you think only about life implications.

    • @csidetective8440
      @csidetective8440 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@eternaldestiny5232 Louis found a way to uplift absurdity even though a not good thing happened. Carlin did an amazing job at making fun of the absurd but it leaves me with concern

  • @Airress
    @Airress ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Omggggggg 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂this man is freaking genius … every single show, jeeze

  • @AgitpropPsyop
    @AgitpropPsyop 2 ปีที่แล้ว +205

    I haven’t laughed this hard in a long time. Damn, I almost forgot how funny Louis is.

    • @douggieharrison6913
      @douggieharrison6913 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Man is an actual genius

    • @harrienelle6471
      @harrienelle6471 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@douggieharrison6913 Yeah? He has a routine about that too.

  • @ThePersianEmpire100
    @ThePersianEmpire100 2 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    Love you Louis Ck
    Your jokes are always simple yet smart and orginal
    You say things that no one else has thought about it

    • @OlliePete
      @OlliePete ปีที่แล้ว +6

      When Seinfeld, Chris Rock and Ricky Gervais can sit in the same room and agree that Louis is one of the greatest, you know it's facts.
      Dave Chappelle is up there and is a genius, but I still think Louis is the best.

  • @robertwidz9384
    @robertwidz9384 2 ปีที่แล้ว +221

    Absolute Comedy Genius

  • @TheFightInsideTheFighter
    @TheFightInsideTheFighter ปีที่แล้ว +27

    The 1 million dollars for a pencil store was basically supreme 😂

    • @wearyofallthiscrap
      @wearyofallthiscrap ปีที่แล้ว +1

      His original version of this routine is longer (and naughtier): th-cam.com/video/gO9PwbtlOIU/w-d-xo.html

  • @az0bis9
    @az0bis9 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    I was so sad and now I laughed thanks Louis

    • @ilovemelodyjane
      @ilovemelodyjane ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Mental health begins with stand - up. 🥰🤣

  • @canguneri8355
    @canguneri8355 2 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    you can see how he polished and perfected that material if you type “louis ck being broke”

    • @agumonkey
      @agumonkey 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      the original is still a lot higher

    • @bleubergeronpoulin
      @bleubergeronpoulin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@agumonkey I agree. Less geometric let's say.

    • @DittyDafku
      @DittyDafku 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I think the other one was much funnier. He put a lot of emotion in it. You really felt that he was that broke lol

    • @CameronBrtnik
      @CameronBrtnik 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I end up in tears everytime at both! 💸😂

    • @100samanthamarie
      @100samanthamarie ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes 😉

  • @TreBeez_FromThe_Sindacate
    @TreBeez_FromThe_Sindacate ปีที่แล้ว +7

    This is a classic Louis ck joke from back in the day... still hilarious lol

    • @bhew7409
      @bhew7409 ปีที่แล้ว

      The bank bit is one of the best comedy bits of all time.

    • @broncotrolly
      @broncotrolly ปีที่แล้ว

      Its nicely

  • @TheZacek
    @TheZacek ปีที่แล้ว +11

    That bit about having negative balance And can't afford something thats free just cracks me up everytime. So silly lmao

  • @PerfectlyImperfct
    @PerfectlyImperfct ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Bawk bawk bawk bawk...MEXICANS!!" omfg i laughed way harder than i should've at that lmao

  • @joshcoe8760
    @joshcoe8760 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    The bank jokes are genius. But if you type up Louis Ck #2, a clip of 10 and a half minutes, he delivers the same bank jokes but even better! I showed that same clip to my mom and step dad and they both had to pause the clip about halfway through because they were literally bent over laughing in tears so loud that they couldn't even hear what he was saying. Louie is the only comedian that has on numerous occasions made me feel like I was about to die from laughing so hard.

    • @DenisPetsch-hz4cz
      @DenisPetsch-hz4cz ปีที่แล้ว +1

      My thoughts exactly, he had a great delivery there! The tone was louder, it fit the theme better. He sounded genuinely annoyed at the time like it happened two days ago

    • @AtagoSKK
      @AtagoSKK หลายเดือนก่อน

      I remember I was depressed and didn't laugh in 18 months
      I heard his bit about his toddler and sh-t and I cried laughing

  • @moistnugget4147
    @moistnugget4147 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    You've got some nerve to steal Louis CK's content and tell me at the beginning of the video to subscribe.

  • @eugenio1203
    @eugenio1203 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Just a fun fact that I just checked and blew my mind, speaking about rich people, Elon has 200B that’s equal to making a million per month for 17,000 years

    • @ticktockclarice13
      @ticktockclarice13 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What the actual fuck!! 😳😳😳

    • @Ethan-fh9lq
      @Ethan-fh9lq ปีที่แล้ว +6

      200 billion is a crazy number. A person who is 28 years old has lived a total of around 1 billion seconds in their entire life. Most human beings don’t live more than 2.5 billion seconds if they die of natural causes.
      200 billion seconds ago was around the year 3600 BC, approximately 1000 years before the pyramids were built.
      200 billion minutes ago was around the year 336,000 BC. Our ancestors had not even fully evolved into our present species at that time.
      200 billion hours ago was around the year 20 million BC. I don’t even know what was going on back then.

    • @eugenio1203
      @eugenio1203 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Ethan-fh9lq great perspective!

  • @ChrisKsan
    @ChrisKsan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    What made me laugh so hard when I first heard his being broke joke is that years before, while doing my financials and looking at my debt, I realised the same thing, that a broke person is actually a rich person compared to me and if I want to get my life together, I should strive to being broke as a first step.
    And then I heard his joke :))

  • @teresadalessio1
    @teresadalessio1 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The greatest bit opening I've ever heard.
    Also, I totally did sing that exact tune the morning after.

  • @man-observing-world
    @man-observing-world 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    The best prank idea I’ve ever heard of😂

  • @fododude
    @fododude ปีที่แล้ว +2

    He looks much older in the picture than he sounds in the recording. Louis is the greatest comedian working today and one of the best in history.

    • @Gutsyredcoat
      @Gutsyredcoat ปีที่แล้ว

      Pic is from a few years ago, recording is from 90s

  • @braddtatum
    @braddtatum 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Hahaha that’s great. I haven’t heard this one before. Awesome.

  • @bigdougbarkz
    @bigdougbarkz หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    NOBODY BETTER

  • @michaelmcglaughlin9383
    @michaelmcglaughlin9383 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I am crying laughing right now, glad I came across this😂😁

  • @galacticwarlock2271
    @galacticwarlock2271 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    The whole banking thing is hilariously and yet sadly real.

    • @floatinggoose9197
      @floatinggoose9197 29 วันที่ผ่านมา

      He's my favorite comedian and I've heard all his content, I think. The banking is one of my favorite bits, top 10, and it's because of the last punchline (Louis always has multiple)
      And it's "here take this guy's $15 F Him"😅

  • @XanderShiller
    @XanderShiller ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Oohh that bank dissection was surgical 😂

  • @andreo.7633
    @andreo.7633 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Erik Ten Hag is one of my fav all time comedians

  • @Masterfuron
    @Masterfuron 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Good Mitch impression with the signs lol

  • @averagegardener4266
    @averagegardener4266 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I seriously love this guy 🤩😍

  • @rickyiglesias5384
    @rickyiglesias5384 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    oh man this is OLD SCHOOL Louis. I remember the bank bit.

  • @man-observing-world
    @man-observing-world 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    This guys makes my day

  • @sloppyjoe4017
    @sloppyjoe4017 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    He did a perfect Mitch Hedberg impression towards the end. I wonder if he meant to do that as a tribute to Mitch.

  • @MAJALIJU
    @MAJALIJU ปีที่แล้ว +3

    some of his best stuff 😂😂😂😂

  • @matthewpaul6904
    @matthewpaul6904 28 วันที่ผ่านมา

    The animal noises killed me 😂

  • @Friiqi
    @Friiqi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    i almost had an aneurysm laughing. Even tho i had heard this before... but it was a long time ago!

  • @hidronico1
    @hidronico1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Louis is the best lmao...

  • @joeyd219
    @joeyd219 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    It's so cool seeing this early iteration of the broke bit. The fully developed version makes me laugh much harder, but it's basically the same material. He didn't change the writing much, he changed pacing and tone, and somehow it improves the bit dramatically. It's a cool case study in the evolution of Louie, and just the alchemy of standup in general.

  • @soheilovski319
    @soheilovski319 ปีที่แล้ว

    My jaw has been dislocated bcuz of laughter

  • @sidsrivastava6987
    @sidsrivastava6987 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Best comedian of my lifetime

  • @nathanfreeman7362
    @nathanfreeman7362 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Wells Fargo use to have a 35 dollar overdraft fee and I overdrafted 3 times in one month for a total of $105.00. I had to eat stray cats that month.

    • @Lindenrd25
      @Lindenrd25 ปีที่แล้ว

      You had to raise 105 dollars to be broke.

  • @robertjones9598
    @robertjones9598 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Thought’d heard this bit - but still burst out laughing at the idea of the Shit Ass Fuck Piss Store! 😂 GOAT

  • @defossard
    @defossard ปีที่แล้ว

    What a funny compilation. Such a great man. Cheered me up today. Much needed. Thank you.

  • @Demonxdaddy
    @Demonxdaddy ปีที่แล้ว

    Louis is the greatest

  • @bangjoeofficial
    @bangjoeofficial ปีที่แล้ว

    The fact that his "Signs" bit is probably least funny and most "raw" thing that's recorded of him.... and it's still pretty damn funny.

  • @jellis9618
    @jellis9618 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    9:28 he just described modern politics/media.

  • @chrissuess2795
    @chrissuess2795 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    If I had a billion dollars.. I’d buy you a fur coat, but not a real fur coat ‘cause that’s cruel.

  • @kurtmarion2799
    @kurtmarion2799 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    If you put your device on your belly and laugh while watching, his shoulders actually move!! Try it 🤣

  • @hlysnan6418
    @hlysnan6418 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The GOAT

  • @Michael-xd7sj
    @Michael-xd7sj ปีที่แล้ว

    This 89bn bit evolved a lot and it is fascinating to see this early form

  • @ticktockclarice13
    @ticktockclarice13 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Genius. The comedy heir to Bill Hicks and George Carlin ❤️

  • @mattcorcoran7082
    @mattcorcoran7082 ปีที่แล้ว

    I remember that rumour about the girl after the one night stand. Really makes you think.

  • @N1ckRa
    @N1ckRa 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Lols the AT&T guy was Morty

  • @Lindenrd25
    @Lindenrd25 ปีที่แล้ว

    How many times have I cursed ATMs for having a $20 minimum😅

  • @Acrocanthosaurus
    @Acrocanthosaurus ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Louie channeled Mitch Hedberg.

  • @Totobogui
    @Totobogui หลายเดือนก่อน

    Thé Mitch hedberg bit

  • @JoseMartinez-pn9dy
    @JoseMartinez-pn9dy ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Funny how he made a straight up Mitch Hedberg impression and joke style and gave Dane Cook hell for a single similar joke

    • @tonyattardo9350
      @tonyattardo9350 ปีที่แล้ว

      He called him out for stealing two multi minute bits. Watch the side by side. He even cleared the air with Dane on his show.

  • @ilovemelodyjane
    @ilovemelodyjane ปีที่แล้ว

    The bank is pissed. 🤣

  • @hrabia
    @hrabia 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    MECKMECKMECKMEXICANS! XD

  • @MrRoundthetwist
    @MrRoundthetwist 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    BRILLANT! 😂

  • @karu5boarda
    @karu5boarda 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Liked it when Louis turned into Mitch Hedberg

  • @philippvonstengel7185
    @philippvonstengel7185 ปีที่แล้ว

    This man kills me.

  • @corydinsmore1117
    @corydinsmore1117 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    That little over 20 years ago was when this 1st came out and I was 14. I have not $5 was the funniest thing I ever heard.

  • @bepkororoti2559
    @bepkororoti2559 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    sometimes he sounds like holden from catcher in the rye hh

  • @Keepcalmandclassyplease
    @Keepcalmandclassyplease ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Always something surprising from this wellspring of humor and misery

  • @ircjesselee
    @ircjesselee ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Having a negative account balance and then saying you can't afford something that's free was smart joke writing.

  • @JEliJGra
    @JEliJGra ปีที่แล้ว

    You want some more AT&T😂

  • @joeyortiz7359
    @joeyortiz7359 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Was that supposed to be Mitch Headburg during the signs bit? Cause that was pretty good lmao

  • @davidbird9086
    @davidbird9086 ปีที่แล้ว

    Oh man I needed that made me laugh so much thanks 😂😂😂😂

  • @kzmOP
    @kzmOP 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Genius!!!

  • @sarcasmo57
    @sarcasmo57 ปีที่แล้ว

    That chicken.

  • @ProudPapaJD
    @ProudPapaJD ปีที่แล้ว

    Peak Louis

  • @PaulineStevenson-i9k
    @PaulineStevenson-i9k ปีที่แล้ว

    I hope to be just as brilliant with music and art n films the same way louis is with his craft just crazy

  • @paolovallejo8022
    @paolovallejo8022 ปีที่แล้ว

    I felt he was channeling Mitch Hedberg a bit there

  • @MoltenPlastic
    @MoltenPlastic ปีที่แล้ว

    This is so early CK and I love it

  • @nicodemo3246
    @nicodemo3246 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Omg i laughed so hard

  • @abej9790
    @abej9790 14 วันที่ผ่านมา

    JEEEEEEEWS 🤣

  • @guthoriantony
    @guthoriantony 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Ah fuck I forgot to subscribe...

    • @hohenheim909
      @hohenheim909 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Make that the three of us 🤷

  • @karsaorlong666
    @karsaorlong666 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    That bank joke is decades old by him. When was this one done?

    • @esmith407
      @esmith407 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      This is his first album, probably 20 years ago

  • @RareVideosByJavierVargasTV
    @RareVideosByJavierVargasTV ปีที่แล้ว +1

    3:58

  • @MrSifaperdire
    @MrSifaperdire 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Brilliant

  • @brucetownsend691
    @brucetownsend691 ปีที่แล้ว

    “Trying to get people mad about something you just made up”. So that’s where News Corp got the idea.

  • @ZzerkK1
    @ZzerkK1 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    the goat

  • @DigitalAndInnovation
    @DigitalAndInnovation ปีที่แล้ว

    How is this the first time I heard this bit- he famously does not recycle much material- which is great- because you keep finding new routines

    • @blabit4983
      @blabit4983 ปีที่แล้ว

      He's recycled this joke

  • @jeromelbbs9592
    @jeromelbbs9592 ปีที่แล้ว

    I'm checking out Signs. I haven't heard that song in a while.

  • @freebee8221
    @freebee8221 ปีที่แล้ว

    Goat

  • @Werferharfer
    @Werferharfer ปีที่แล้ว

    Saudi Arabia approves this idea

  • @buzdxkysguge2334
    @buzdxkysguge2334 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That racist animals killed me.

  • @amaurylopez5120
    @amaurylopez5120 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I will be ok spending 27k a day for 100 years

  • @tmkmdj
    @tmkmdj ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This one somehow reminds me of Bill Hicks' routines. Not sure if this was intentional on LCK's part but no complaints either way

  • @AnantMall
    @AnantMall 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Which special is this from?

  • @perfectgaming788
    @perfectgaming788 ปีที่แล้ว

    Ma Ma Ma Ma Mexicans! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @geoffreyeljefe4544
    @geoffreyeljefe4544 ปีที่แล้ว

    God damnit that was funny

  • @zackv3957
    @zackv3957 ปีที่แล้ว

    It's weird hearing this joke on a different set from that other video.

  • @avidodd26
    @avidodd26 ปีที่แล้ว

    this is so old the last time i heard it Louis CK had hair

  • @grandpow
    @grandpow 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    genius

  • @BORNFROMFIRE1
    @BORNFROMFIRE1 ปีที่แล้ว

    Which show is this from? Is there a longer version of this

  • @jaysonp9426
    @jaysonp9426 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is a weird in-between transition between the silly early Louis and what we know now

  • @danielwood2404
    @danielwood2404 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    His racist farm animals - gold 👌🏼

  • @marcoklaue
    @marcoklaue ปีที่แล้ว

    An I the only one who's still waiting for that true story about calling his friend?