The Weirdest Part of Working in an Office - Hannibal Buress
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 25 ก.ค. 2019
- Hannibal Buress calls out babies for being crybabies and reveals the one thing about office politics he can’t stand.
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Hannibal: "He's sleepy, why doesn't he just go to sleep then?"
Me: haha yeah! *stays up for 4 more hours watching TH-cam*
Luke Vaughn yeah but as an adult you got shit to do the next day and try to maximize your free time so you sacrifice sleep
A toddler ain’t got shit to do tomorrow he can sleep whenever
@@ninoextendo9680 that hurt man
Lol
Full circle
You need some better time management! ;)
He’s pretty funny, but who picked out his clothes, Simon Wilson?
nottheonlysinner classic joke 😂
nottheonlysinner hilarious
Possibly making some of his audience feel comfortable, by mirroring their outfits of course .🤣
just say hes funny and leave it at that
Who tf is simon wilson
"I'm a VISIONARY.........We need a new famous BLIND guy".
A little wordplay in his jokes.
Anthony Williams DON DEMARCO 🗣
@@TheRaquan4 smmmdddddddaack!!!!!
@@anthonywilliams2307 hannibal buress dressed as morpheus vs tsu surf set it up
I like that you wrote visionary and blind in all caps, so you could be sure the rest of us understood it as well.
@@Locust775 I for one like how you explained the whole caps thing so we can all get everything that's going on here.
Hannibal's eye's
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James Alvarado 😂
James Alvarado 😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@user-gv4qc9pu9o 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😅
“How many times can you trip ya girl before it becomes domestic violence” 😂😂😂
Yeah, pretty sure the first time counts lol
What if your girl likes it rough tho.
@@quantumleap4023 then you spit after you trip
@@junaidshah6122 LMAO
3
Hannibal's Girlfriend: *trips*
Hannibal: How could you have not seen my feet? Simon Wilson will have seen that.
rofl awesome comment
“I tried to connect with her on a coloring level” 😂🤦🏽♂️🤦🏽♂️
Even Simon Wilson can see that he is funny
Hey even Simon Wilson can see what you just did there lol nice one!!
But can he see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch?
@@sLIMshadyKP How did Cinnamon Toast Crunch get involved with this joke? Even Simon Wilson couldn't see the relevance of them cereals. Ha ha
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"Maybe now she'll open up while she's icing her knee." 😂
"hey man...fax something for yourself too" hahaaaaaaaaa
Using this one come Monday.
It's outdated, though. Who uses fax machines anymore?
"I'd play videogames and celebrate your absence." Damn what a true statement.
Hardest fact
I had an opportunity to use that line and I did. I don't recommend actually using that line lol. My girlfriend was not amused.
I’m about to get mine lol
Yeah, if you... hate your partner? Whats up with this boomer ass comment lmao why yall in relationships with people you cant stand? Youre just playin yourself.
@@americantoastman7296 because it's not about hating your partner, it's just nice to be with yourself from time to time?
My three year old made me feel mad dumb yesterday. He was showing me his pile of zoo animal cards so I said, "Hello zoo animals!" he scoff/laughs at me and says "They cannot hear you mom."
Reminds of my nephew, he was playing with his stuffed animals (dinosaurs) and I asked him if he was afraid they'd bite him, he told me "they are not real"
Lmao he sounds great. Give him a mars bar.
🤣
Naw, he's the dumb one. He can't understand irony yet.
@@sleeksquirrel7572 She wasn't being ironic. Sounds like she was trying to get "down on his level" and play pretend with him and he schooled her. So it's you that doesn't understand irony in this situation.
Hannibal looks like he trips his girlfriend 🤣
its the jeans that give it away
even simon wilson could see that
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Lmfao 😂
hahahahahaha
Funny guy. He should be like a sidekick on an absurdist reality show parody.
What? Even Simon Wilson can see that no one would watch THAT.
"This baby's horrible at time management"
Just go to sleep!
"Maybe now she'll open up while she's icing her knee." 😂
As a parent that bit about the kid complaining about being tired and not going to sleep killed me!
@c ball that's cold, let the child stay asleep.
c ball check out this loser
Truly, schooling is torture. May as well make all K-12 schools have boarding. Since people don't really wanna interact with their kids and don't have the time to do so anyway, and people are indignant about children existing outside a school zone, why not have kids be legally tenants of schools?
That's a pretty good idea, but even better: put them to work! Other countries are WAY ahead of us on that front.@@neonfroot
Hannibal Buress is easily my favorite comedian. His stuff is so random and his delivery is dead on!
Hannibal really needs his own special. Makes me laugh more times than most comedians.
WithoutAChance64 He has one now and it’s actually like his worst material. Really disappointing.
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He has 3 specials already
Hannibal is so mellow, Simon Wilson wouldn’t notice it 😂
I wanna hear that case of domestic violence. _"He just won't stop tripping me. When I least expect, I've been tripped 17 times this month"_
Thats still definitely domestic violence... Like, pretty clear cut.
@@William-Morey-Baker It is, but if you heard that in court? You'd be like "what the hell is going on?"
I try to leave but he makes it so hard. Umm yeah I imagine if you're constantly getting up
@@dickdastardly8067 If she gets low enough, she can't be tripped
@@William-Morey-Baker even Simon Wilson could see that it's domestic violence.
"Ya gotta make sure it's a clear space. No tables around."
The audience whiffed on that one. I was laughing hysterically!
This dude sounds like literally everybody's thought process while high with a spice of comedy thrown in. Love it.
I feel like Bill Burr and Hannibal Buress have the same type of humor, just with two wildly different deliveries
@@alexandergoldman6539 Hannibal Buress is like if Bill Burr had a baby with Snoop Dog
@@indienag5108 I saw a vid of Bill and Snoop getting along like best buds so that statement isn't far off lmao
no way, bill burr wouldnt be the type of person to make a 10-minute bit of how he flicks pickle juice on his sandwiches for flavor
and hannibal burress doesnt have the kind of old-man sociopathic rage that bill burr uses when he talks about slamming kids' faces into cupcakes at an outdoor market
@@hiraya5296
Yeah they’re entirely different lol
@@hiraya5296 it was punching muffins. I relate to Billy more though I dream of punching muffins too
This guy always makes me laugh, so clever😂
Took him 19seconds to make me laugh
@@Wise__guy Means it took you 19 seconds to get one joke.
@@MrSen4lifE He hadn't even told a joke at 19 seconds you bellend
This guy good as chapelle
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Simon Wilson told me I'm handsome today 😍
I wish that had been longer. He's genuinely funny.
He has such awesome timing and delivery. He give you a while to start looking forward to the next laugh... wait for it... Boom!
Smurphenstein WISH GRANTED!This is a clip from a one hour special
“I was having a high-stakes dice game with Scott Baio. That’s what I was doing. I hit him for 5 Gs, he doesn’t know when to stop” 😂
Still laughing at his nephew joke 😂🤣
The fax something for yourself joke is top 10 ever lmao.
Tooth gap Hannibal is GOATED
its ALL I CAN SEE
One of my favorite things about comedy shows is hearing people laughing a little harder at certain social jokes.
That office joke about saying hello GOT some lady 🤣🤣
the weirdest part is imagining a successful and famous comic getting an office job just for the sake of a joke for his routine
I wish he can go in for me, i just had 2 weeks off for 1st time in 10years. He'll walk in on Monday and be like "yo you just got a couple more weeks off, maybe more than that" lol
This is earlier in his career before he was super famous. He definitely had some name recognition, but I imagine he wasn’t doing stand-up full time yet. You can tell because he hasn’t gotten the gap in his teeth fixed yet.
This is a late reply but I believe the office job he mentioned was being a writer for SNL for the 09-10 season. Unless he told that joke before late 2009, I'm certain he was referring to SNL.
@@peytonalexander5300 honestly i thought the gap was cool. like a signature thing yk
@@shayla4007 I liked it too tbh
Hannibal, you make a good point. As of 2020: Ronnie Milsap is 77, Jose' Feliciano is 74, Stevie Wonder is 68, AND Andrea Bocelli is 60. I can't think of any other famous blind people. There must be others, but I can't think of them.
Simon Wilson is all we have atm
But Helen Keller jokes are forever.
the first joke's delivery is PERFECT. that hit the spot every time
Feel like he could have really tied it all together with a Simon Wilson joke about Scott Bayo and the dice game.
But Hannibal always has great stuff, really funny.
Scott's gambling problem is so bad even Simon Wilson could sense it.
Why is Hannibal working in an office?? Probably for the sake of this joke 😂
This must be a super old video.
He’s a writer for a lot of shows
Research
He used to be a writer on SNL
That’s what I was thinking, writing on a comedy show
Gotta say, simon didnt see thay joke comming
Federico Olivares 😂
Did he say something then?
"You're hello'd out for the week!"
Simon Wilson is now apart of my life
He walks like I slink at night when I'm high.
Madee Kurmanbayev yeah what do you think is going on in this video
Hannibal always looks like he's high
You helloed out for the week. - my daily office life in a nutshell LOL
Damn I just realized Hannibal is the black Mitch Hedberg
Two of my all time favorites but I'll be honest, I don't really see the connection
What.. Is Hannibal the only black comedian you've seen, or Mitch the only white one?
@@user-vx1up7ty7z Their style is really similar. Making dumb jokes about nothing
@@FlowUrbanFlow Mitch had one liners, Hannibal doesnt
Zyggy Zoot you don’t see it? Who are you, Simon Wilson?
I know he's pretty famous but I still think he's incredibly underrated.
Agree!
“REFF!!!… simon wilson could’ve seen that..” the camera zoom in and his tone and volume change was hilarious.
:43 til purple crayon broke me😂
The answer to every girlfriend "well what would you do if I..." is "I'll play video games to celebrate your absence."
His jokes are so simple but theyre always funny
This is Hannibal pre-lasik surgery? He’s great.
Post-LASIK with his beady little eyes
xibalba91 you mean Simon Wilson with his beady little eyes
@@Adam-zm6pt
I got that 😉
I don't think that getting lasik should factor into the humor you find in a comedian's jokes
"Hey man you wanna go to the Hannibal Buress show" "naw, I heard he has 20/20 vision now, fuck that guy"
@@SavageGreywolf sounds like something Hannibal would say
Yo the delivery of the initial Simon Wilson joke 😂😂😂😂😂
3am. cant sleep, bad mood. Then i watch this guy and laugh. Thank you.
Hannibal is such a special comic. The king of calm comedy
"Well I would play video games and celebrate your absence" Hilllarious!
Play video games and celebrate your absence ctfu.. true story tho
@That Guy lol guess that's what happened to you
That Guy seems like you are talking from experience on many occasions.
@That Guy 😂 I'm dead. Who hurt you?
@That Guy Damn dude, you're getting roasted here. Stop trying to message her, and respond to this fire. You need to deal with the fact that she's not coming back.
DaRandomGamer that’s how I roll
She comes home like “did you miss me?” I’m like “I certainly love you”
Ima tell you what I am, I'm, a VISIONARY, and what we need is a new blind guy. lol that setup tho
This is good comedy, been a fan of this guy for a while
3:30 that's honestly me, why do we have to greet eachother everytime even when we cross paths multiple times a day? Sometimes its cool to just walk by and say nothing.
gorillawarfair I do that every morning to keep my coworkers morale up. Sometimes they enjoy it, and I genuinely care about my co workers. Happy workers=better production!
Jeremy Corbin that should matter if you’re a company owner. If you’re an employee just get your bread and keep it pushing.
I say hello once and smile if I see the person again. People who say hello several times are the ones who forget they already saw you that day.
Shout out to Simon Wilson!
And a quick shout out to Christina Applegate.
imagine being this chill about delivering this fire
Ok we need a Simon Wilson hashtag movement
Megami -1
That 3am joke is life.
I feel like I’ve never once seen Hannibal without glasses. Would I even recognize him? Lol
"Top ten blind guys you should know about this year"
one of the best comedians right now
That opening line reminds me of Mitch Hedberg, and that’s a good thing.
That was a great set, Hannibal.
Solid standup. Straight original.
I was in the middle of another video, saw this at the bottom, and said, "5mind hannibal break it is."
How come I just found out about this man? He’s hilarious!
the crowd at the very end literally erupts
"...eating applesauce and taking dumps all day" 😳🤪🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Say wwhhhaaaaaaah! So, this is truly a thing as it happened to me just recently!
I'm excited to see more Hanibel, and I haven't even watch it yet 😂
Handball*
@@lucozade8373 Honeyball*
I wish the year of these sets would be including in the descriptions of the videos. I have a feeling this are from long before the upload date.
Yeah, the fax machine reference makes me think it's from 20+ years ago.
Hannibal's outfit: "I got it at ROSS!"
1:20 when hes pointing at the screen and Im in the middle of some raucous procrastination
This is funny af😂🔥
This was 4 years before he got the ball rolling on Bill Cosby.
That is the marker
This is really good.
"I was having a high stakes dice game with Scott Baio" " I hit him for 5 G's he doesn't know when to stop"
Hilarious 😂 😂
Well I’d play video games and celebrate your absence 😂😂😂
This dude is the real deal. Hilarious!
The set never gets old
Fantastic set.
His jeans jesus, haven't seen jeans that baggy since the 90s
@TheBluearmy33 you mean like a lunch right? I get it lol
Isn't it great?!?
You watchin his pants while he telling these funny ass jokes 🤔...u gay
mark thomas you blinder than Simon Wilson if you never notice anyone's clothes 💀
@@jase37 notice is ok....speaking on is the issue this is a comedy show...maybe I'm wrong maybe it's a fashion show🤷🏾♂️
This guy is hilarious 😂
“Fax something for yourself too” 😂😂😂😂
His delivery is perfect
I've LOVED Hannibal's stand up for at least 10 years, its just that all together he's only got about 45 minutes of material. Really enjoyed first half, the second just wasn't delivered as well as it has been in past.
Ladies and gentlemen!
It’s the
HANNIBAL BURESS
Show!!!!
David Cappadoccia snail down.
I love how the whole intro to that is a parody of "California Love"
really good quick set he has
Enjoyable clean humor!
He looks like he hired Randy Jackson as his stylist for this standup special
What's up with the weird laugh timing at 2:00? Feels heavily edited
Huh
Nice catch
u need to hear the joke too. sometimes they talk over the laughs
i can feel that tension and im not even physically there
Hell yea more Hannibal
I used to stay up late and play video games to celebrate my girlfriend's absence. Now I just stay up late and play video games.
I think it's funny how he said someone said they remember him in high school
Okay that Simon Wilson, that was pretty funny
Watching this while in the office
Lmao! I have 2 year old son. I try to reason with him using this same logic. Never works lol, but I feel him on that so much 😂
@TheBluearmy33 niggga. You just sound like a asshole
@TheBluearmy33 Just cause you reason with a kid, doesnt necessarily means you aint whooping him. Somebody need to hit you in the shins with some nunchucks.
TheBluearmy33 wow, where’d that tone come from lol. I speak to my son like I would any other person and because of that he’s speaking very well for his age. I’d say I’m doing a damn good job at raising my kid, random person on the internet. You obviously don’t have kids or have a 2 year old with an attitude like a 15 year old, so you can take your parenting elsewhere cuz it ain’t needed here. By the way you speak to people on the internet it seems like you’re not that much a great person yourself. Because of that I’m not taking parenting advice from the likes of you. I might’ve taken you more seriously if you weren’t so ignorant. Your talking to deaf ears now 😁
Fax something for yourself tooo lmao
J_RO53505 😭