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this whole special is the best of all time.

His writer is making it sound like he cannot lie. Must be so boisterous in his this actors head. Who will save your soul. Whoops out time bacon's smelling fine😢

OMG, I know he did shit wrong, but this is still very fucking funny.

It sounds horrible that the most common form of murder would be your own children. But you know what, my kids are the only people who scream in my ear while I'm hungover in my bed.

Louis Ck is the GOAT

"Lets get your tits outta here" 😂

Show me a bit of dark humor standup that’s better than this one. I’ll wait.

Martinez Karen Lewis Nancy Jones Kimberly

There is NOTHING that Louis cant see the funny side of.

You gotta wonder, if murder was legal, just how many people want *you* dead

He is genius for sure

unhinged and demented - two thumbs up

Anderson Elizabeth Garcia Mark White Jose

If murder was legal we wouldn’t have terrible drivers on the roads anymore 🤷‍♂️

Brown Mark Miller Jessica Garcia Scott

If murder was legal…or just a misdemeanor. Haaaaa

This is almost Foucaultian.

Ehh 50/50 on the accuracy. Not everybody would murder people, but what's even more false is the thought that regular people, yes, even you, are entirely capable of commiting atrocities way worse than simple murder. The literature is pretty clear on that.

fuck this shit craze

That’s gang life. Murder leads to revenge. Law evolves to organize that chaos.

no one makes me laugh like Louis

What if at the end he said, "And while we're talking about bad thoughts.....would you guys mind if I jack off in front of you real quick?

Retail worker's dream

Lame

The fun part of this sketch is to look out at the audience and find people who AREN'T laughing. And the funny part of this is that they all tend to LOOK like the people who may have murdered when it WASN'T legal.

Seriously try and sit down and write anything remotely as good as this and I’d have so much respect for you coz it’s ridiculously hard! He has been a top level comedian for a long time now. Technical with it.

dick shaped fruit. lol.

Dostoyevsky objects

Very weak content

American schools would be like a paintball match with AK-47s everyday

politicians be like...

Isn't murder already legal? Specifically abortion

Amazing show. 1:02 that's me in the red striped shirt sitting with my dad. I was in tears most of the show.

Murdering your kids is legal; that's why there's so many mothers Murdering their children at clinics

Hello everyone my name is Poopface Jones. Love you all!

Wait till he hears about abortion...

0:09 bruh this part made me laugh, cause this was so long ago lmao

Wish I got the joke and the context behind it or the satire.

is it just delivery? I'm second guessing how funny Louis actually is? There's plenty of people who rape and murder... the number would skyrocket if it were legal? So, most people are natural murderers and rapists BUT... gol dangit, that REALLY annoying law that keeps me from stabbing my cousin. Shit... got me AGAIN stupid law. I think I understand... so: no jay walking, and no murdering the clerk at the gas station. Thank you government for making that clear, otherwise I'll serve some time. Damn... I really want to stab someone, but you told me I can't. Shitburgers. Ok, I'll listen to you. Because murderers are really good at following the rules.

the fuck?? really? This is where his standup doesn't make sense. and is stupid. Yeah, there's so many people I want to murder, but the law says I can't. OK. It's like his bit on people complaining about flying.. "you miraculously fly though the air!!"... ya, also flying sucks, dealing with airlines sucks, trying to bring the things you want wtih you sucks. it all sucks. But yes, flying through the air is pretty cool... not new news.. but it's cool.. Sorry, people aren't murdering because it's illegal.

He's so stupid. 😂

Shut up Janet 🔫

Every single time I watch that part I laugh myself to tears 🤣

The question is, what would a society where murder was not only legal, but socially acceptable? In such a society, people would not value their own lives. You would not care if someone murders you. This is possible if people harbor certain beliefs. Like, the belief in an afterlife that is eternal of full of happiness.

Comparing Louis C.K. to George Carlin is like comparing Norm MacDonald to Bill Cosby.

California in 5 years!

The Messi of stand-up

Legend

He is right. Abortion was made legal and there is now something like 50 million abortions per year on this earth.

Murder is legal. It’s called abortion.