It was also assault, as there need not be physical contact for assault, to be within a couple of inches is considered assault. Battery requires physical contact.
@@michaeltelson9798Yep, the legal definition, as far as the US: Assault is generally defined as an intentional act that puts another person in reasonable apprehension of imminent harmful or offensive contact. No physical injury is required, but the actor must have intended to cause a harmful or offensive contact with the victim and the victim must have thereby been put in immediate apprehension of such a contact.
@@NogginNogs My knowledge is based upon training that I received as a Federal Regulatory Officer. If you come within 6 inches of another person, that is a threat to which assault is considered made. We worked at an airport and an airport duty manager shoved a business card into his breast pocket in front of police. The guy was a major AH and the airport police were salivating at arresting him. My coworker refused to press charges. We had recently charged the Duty Manager’s wife with a civil penalty for smuggling agricultural products.
That was my first thought I would have been tempted to shout just as loud as the guy "YOU WOULDN'T WORRY ABOUT LOSS PREVENTION IF YOU WEREN'T STEALING!"
*BAD:* When La Chancla gets thrown and it connects.😢 *WORSE:* When La Chancla is used in hand-to-hand combat. 😰 *FUBAR:* When the one armed with La Chancla is joined by her friends... and *_THEY_* are armed with their La Chanclas!!! 😱😵⚰
I love the Abullita story as a Puerto Rican there is one rule. NEVER mess with an elderly woman with a La Chancle especially if that elderly woman is a mom and grandma whether it is her actually family or those they see as family. 🤣
There are definitely people who have never stolen in their life and are constantly chased down by loss prevention, but those people rarely if ever escalate the situation in that way. They usually do the opposite as best as they can and ignore the loss prevention workers.
@@LilChuunosuke I have been falsely chased after exiting my local Walmart a couple times. Just showed my receipt and proved I didn't do anything and left. If people are near me inside, I still don't care or mind them. There's nothing I'm concerned about them seeing.
I will say one time I was shopping at the local dillons near by & a Dude was following me him following me that didn't upset me what upset me is that whenever I looked in his direction he look away & at this point I had been shopping there for years I'm guessing because I looked very young when this took place when I was in fact I was mid 20s that's the only time I ever got followed there
I remember a time when I was helping someone shop for a laptop, and a young male employee came up and acted like I had no idea what I was talking about. I told him that I need Windows (x) Pro because I needed to be able to join the laptop to a domain, and he said that home could be added. I told him that it could not. He argued until a manager came over and told him I was right. I was a certified computer tech,. He was not. I just happened to have long hair and no dangly bits between my legs.
This is why we need to have more PSAs or movies showing that slapping somebody like that is going to get you arrested to stop this shit from happening.
People working in the service industry are doing you a great favor. They provide your food, they provide your drinks, and they sell you things you need. You need them, they don't need you, so be nice to them.
Not only that, but at least here in Australia an employer can't force their employee to put up with rude and/or unreasonable customers. It's a breach of OH&S standards which can net the employer some hefty fines. Government jobs where you interact with the public always tell you that you have the right to both be and feel safe while on the job, and (for example) if someone is "going off" at you on the telephone, you're well within your rights to warn them once and then terminate the call. Retail employees have every right to refuse service to someone who is being threatening or overly demanding.
My Paternal grandmother (may she rest in peace) was a very small women, barely 5 feet tall and my father and Aunt literally had trouble physically holding her back from going to my school and ripping my bullies apart with her bare hands. YOU...NEVER...MESS....WITH....A GRANDMA!
And probably sent mugshots of her to other resorts to put her in a Do Not Rent list. Even if they're competition, no one wants a Karen in their businesses. 😆😆😆😆
I’m surprised the mom in the last story didn’t tack on “I’m the owner of this resort and the man you just assaulted is MY SON” I think that would definitely get a Karen to faint lol
#4. Reminds me if when I worked in a pizza house. I was the closing night shift lead. A customer came in and I was up front on the register. Long story short, he uses the line, "I'm not afraid to go to jail" on me and started around the end of the counter at me. I'm 6'2' and about 210, could have put him down easy. I just lifted my shirt and put my hand on my CCW and said, "Are you afraid to die?" He turned and almost went thru the plate glass door before opening it!! Never came back!!
Story 3 never mess with Hispanic grandma's I'm convinced that they all attend chancla sniper courses and have been authorized to use the skills with impunity
I had to pause the video because I was laughing a good 5 minutes after listening to the Abuelita story. The second I heard you say the Karen had been hit with a flip-flop, I knew it was no ordinary flip-flop. It was LA CHANCLA.
Story 1. I was hoping for the girlfriend to have been such a hood sport and that she and OP are still together. Story3. 🤣😂😅 I was laughing so hard at the “250 lb version of Kate Gosselin that I almost missed Abuelita’s chucking her La Chancla into Mega Karen’s head!!! What a super great story!!
Story 1 - With the way that guy went off on OP I’m guessing that he’s a shoplifter and has had a few encounters with Lost Provisions before either that or he’s a very paranoid dumb*** when he’s been drinking.
Not actually true, being followed around is annoying AF if they happen to think you're a specific demographic. I've been followed around the very first time in certain stores just because I looked like a teen, especially video stores, literally no reason to be following me around that closely. Besides, did it ever occur to you that being followed by default gets people's defenses up and puts them on edge? I mean there's a reason why being followed home in a car is unnerving. It's actually disruptive and makes the shopping experience miserable if you're being hovered over constantly.
Story 4 - What an AH. Good on the cashier to alert her manager and the manager to call the police on that jerk. Also to that AH, women can be gamers too not just guys.
Speaking of that, my sister says she's a gamer, but she barely plays any videogames she buys for herself (I end up playing them for her). It's not because I'm sexist, I jist find it funny how she says she's a gamer when she barely plays any games
As a Puerto Rican, I can give confirmation that the chancla is a military grade weapon. Don’t worry, I’ll use my chancla abilities for good against Karens! Just like Abuela!
The bar Karen... That's a quick change artist. They try to confuse cashiers to get extra money. Once they start, you stop, and call a manager over to help you. One transaction at a time. And different change comes as the next transaction, not the same transaction. Shut the drawer, do a no sale, and write on the receipt the change requested, and given. This messes up their plans, because you're writing it all down, and doing it slowly, with a manager also counting the change. 😁 No free money for you. 😝😏🤣
Story 2. I loved the comment about launching a spoon at the Karen. Story 3. 😅😂🤣 I was laughing so hard at “ the 250 lb version of Kate Gosselin that I almost mussed Abuelita’s chucking her La Chancla at Mega Karen’s head dead on!! Super great story!!
I lived 32 in Tucson, Arizona and I know full well what Mexican mammas and aunts are like! Their shoe aim is astounding! Flip flops, shoes, slippers, heels....anything in reach is fair game. I also worked for a decade in the state prison systems there as an Officer...and saw many an Abuelitas when working visitation, chastising with hand gestures, as touching is off limits.
Hey Fluff, @ 18:12 You stated, "I'm sure that she couldn't handle being so wrong that her brain just shut off." Show me a Karen whose brain is fully functional and I will show you a 7-dollar bill.
That loss prevention one reminds me of when I was at Walmart stationed at the door and asked to check receipts. Some people got so offended, one even got mad that I stopped them to only give a quick glance at their receipt, like " no, if you're going to accuse me of being a theif I want you to to take a good long look to realize how wrong you are." So many people would snap at me asking if I had anything better to do and I wish I could respond " no, this is literally my only task I was given and I will get in trouble for not doing it."
Abuelita vs Karen. Flip flops at 20 paces. She winds up and scores! The crowd goes wild! S6..lol...she didnt faint , the hamster powering the wheel driving her brain overheated and it passed out
My son always says "Never underestimate the power of the slipper in a brown woman's hand." His girlfriend was playing the fool at my house once, I started to take off my slipper and she laughed, he told her my slipper is a registered deadly weapon that has killed more than all the American army.
I live in south Texas, and most of my friends have a story about their Abuela and her flying chancla. The way the guy described her, “winding up like an MLB pitcher,” was exactly how my friends described their Abuelas’ ferocity and deadly accuracy in flinging her chancla. Upon hearing those stories, I’ve always been on my best behavior when visiting my friends’ Abuelas.
I am never rude in stores/restaurants and I never get offered free stuff as compensation for my rudeness, weird isn't it. If you reward bad behaviour, people will go on behaving badly. Story 4 shows how it is correctly done. Customer protects employee, who protects the customer by escalating to her manager, who calls the police on Ahole instead of apologizing and giving free stuff to the aggressor. That is a shop I would enjoy shopping in.
Story 1: The asshole would have learned exactly how much I was NOT an employee when I start cussing him out at the top of my lungs with the mention that employees can't do that. Story 3: Grandma slinging a flip-flop at Mega Karen just made my day :) Story 7: Had I been Mom I would have told her that "I am the owner of this resort and you just assaulted MY CHILD! You are going to jail & you are banned for life from my property!"
Omg, when OP and the Karen turned to see Abuelita with one flip flop missing and the other brandished I just immediately thought of the super smash bros. "___ Joins the battle meme.". Might've even hummed the smash bros theme a bit for the climax of that story.
Story 3. I love people like Avolita. I understand Body Language, English, and German. Despite growing up around Hispanic Culture in two States, I don’t understand too much Spanish so I read body language and demeanor instead. People like her are what I grew up with for a lot of Neighbors. Tamales were to die for. If the Chuckla came into play, you knew you were done for. One neighbor’s kid and I were good friends back then. She came out with the Chuckla twice and my Mom told her not to be afraid to direct it at me if she needed to. Damn I miss those days. Mega Karen had it coming. Fear the Chuckla.
The only people who help Karen are paid or otherwise required to do so. Therefore whenever Karen sees someone helping another, the helper must be an employee.
I love it when they say "Why I have never been so insulted or whatever" and I would respond with, Really I figured you would be used to it by now, or wait I can do better. LOL
Being a combat related PTSD sufferer, the VERY worst thing you can do is grab me from behind. My response will be immediate, instinctive and severe. Believe me, you WILL NOT LIKE IT.
Not loss prevention story: OP, given the trouble you were having with finding a while shirt, a shirt of any color in a light shade would have done the job. As for the jerk, you should have just told him your shirt was stained (pointing it out) and you were looking for a new one. But it probably wouldn't have helped. Spoon story: She didn't argue that you did work there? Amazing! La Chancla story: I do hope the manager got the video and used it to ban Mega Karen. Chair story: I'm glad the jerk isn't afraid to go to jail, because I'm willing to bet he will eventually wind up there with his attitude. Customs story: That's an idiot of a Karen! It shouldn't be that hard to get the info she wants online. But the question isn't how much she can bring into the US, it's how much she can bring into the US duty free. I hope she didn't actually check and got hit with a large duty payment at US Customs. Wouldn't it be fun to see that meltdown? Best Buy story: Karen actually fainted when she realized she had been berating A POLICE LIEUTENANT? Oh how I hope that CCTV footage gets sneaked onto TH-cam! Resort story: Even if a person is an employee, you have no right to physically assault them. They have every right to call the police in such cases and have you charged.
I really would stop the "i am sorry" and excusing myself the moment they interrupt and/ir screams at me from out of nowhere. I have nothing to be sorry about
I get the loss prevention problem I had to happen to me when I'm at work I wear suits but when I'm not working I wear nothing but sweats and basically bum outfits. And I have had multiple times basically Walmarts are all have somebody following me around the store for like 15 30 minutes at a time. They even check my receipt at the door even though they've been watching me the whole time. That's a problem but if you have a problem with somebody in your store just tell them to leave. These stores need to stop profiling people just because how they look. That's why I don't shop at Walmart anymore cuz last time I went there they quite literally went through every item in my basket took me to the front customer service and went through every item in my cart. I returned every item that day and never returned.
Ah, Publix, the place is so expensive that the only things worth going there for are their bakery, subs, teas, and a few things no where else sells. Seriously, they do have amazing food in the deli and bakery
Just hearing "Hello, my wonderful, beautiful friends" gets you a like right off the bat every time. Sounds silly, but that intro makes my day better and whatever travails I'm dealing with seem less important. Thanks for that.
Karen getting the Chancla is perfection! I love Abuelita!
Abuelita is a BOSS! 😂👍
I think he used the story already once, because I knew it already!
Yes she is using her weapon of choice much like how my Italian grandmother used that large wooden spoon
Chanclas for the win!
@@mistercomment1622 that's possible, but then it falls into "stories that are always fun to hear again" territory.
"Abuelita and the Chancla of Justice" needs to be a movie.
It has to be funny, full of heartwarming moments, and maybe a couple of action scenes.
I fully support this statement
Or a bumper sticker on her scooter.
This is a great idea 😂
Story 3: La Chancla. The weapon to shut up anyone. Don't act like an arsehole in public unless you want one of those flying at you
la chancla, the most powerful weapon of all
I am not even Mexican, and I fear the all mighty chancla, those things are deadly
@@Cyrus_NagisaDitto here.
I watch this one dude on TH-cam who holds up a slipper and goes "I'll send you to Jesus"
Funniest bit ever.
@@Cyrus_NagisaSame. I blame the tía from down the road who basically took me in under her wing. I miss her, but I don't miss her aim. 😂
Story 3: All karens, kevins, and kens ought fear La Chancla!
the first story. You know that guy was 100% stealing. only reason he would freak out like that
It was also assault, as there need not be physical contact for assault, to be within a couple of inches is considered assault. Battery requires physical contact.
@@michaeltelson9798Yep, the legal definition, as far as the US:
Assault is generally defined as an intentional act that puts another person in reasonable apprehension of imminent harmful or offensive contact. No physical injury is required, but the actor must have intended to cause a harmful or offensive contact with the victim and the victim must have thereby been put in immediate apprehension of such a contact.
@@NogginNogs My knowledge is based upon training that I received as a Federal Regulatory Officer. If you come within 6 inches of another person, that is a threat to which assault is considered made.
We worked at an airport and an airport duty manager shoved a business card into his breast pocket in front of police. The guy was a major AH and the airport police were salivating at arresting him. My coworker refused to press charges. We had recently charged the Duty Manager’s wife with a civil penalty for smuggling agricultural products.
That was my first thought I would have been tempted to shout just as loud as the guy "YOU WOULDN'T WORRY ABOUT LOSS PREVENTION IF YOU WEREN'T STEALING!"
Even if he was Loss Prevention, it's literally their job to stalk suspected shoplifters.
Nobody messes with the Chancla.
...because the person will be sent to Jesus.
@@GeorgieB1965 and suffer emotional damage...
*BAD:* When La Chancla gets thrown and it connects.😢
*WORSE:* When La Chancla is used in hand-to-hand combat. 😰
*FUBAR:* When the one armed with La Chancla is joined by her friends... and *_THEY_* are armed with their La Chanclas!!!
😱😵⚰
Abuelita sounds like a really kind and bad ass person who will share goodies with her friends and throw shoes at her enemies
I love the Abullita story as a Puerto Rican there is one rule. NEVER mess with an elderly woman with a La Chancle especially if that elderly woman is a mom and grandma whether it is her actually family or those they see as family. 🤣
ah yes, the hero we needed AND deserved - La Abuelita Chancla, Slayer of Karens
Abuelita and the Chancla of Justice
I want to say that Abuelita is a freaking legend. Woman takes insults from no one, even if they're directed at someone else.
Story 2: Karen: "Spoon... NOW!"
Me: "Fork....TOMORROW!" 🤨
Nah, it’s fork you
What the fork!!! 😆😆😆
May the fork be with you!
Oh, that would have been epic!
Or loudly, "I don't want to spoon with you, no matter how much you're willing to pay!"
Story 6: Fact, never mess with an off duty police officer.
Ok, no normal person is paranoid about loss prevention like that.
But a thief would be! I'm surprised the story didn't end with the couple getting arrested for shoplifting
There are definitely people who have never stolen in their life and are constantly chased down by loss prevention, but those people rarely if ever escalate the situation in that way. They usually do the opposite as best as they can and ignore the loss prevention workers.
@@nancyomalley6286 I was too honestly.
@@LilChuunosuke I have been falsely chased after exiting my local Walmart a couple times. Just showed my receipt and proved I didn't do anything and left. If people are near me inside, I still don't care or mind them. There's nothing I'm concerned about them seeing.
I will say one time I was shopping at the local dillons near by & a Dude was following me him following me that didn't upset me what upset me is that whenever I looked in his direction he look away & at this point I had been shopping there for years I'm guessing because I looked very young when this took place when I was in fact I was mid 20s that's the only time I ever got followed there
I remember a time when I was helping someone shop for a laptop, and a young male employee came up and acted like I had no idea what I was talking about. I told him that I need Windows (x) Pro because I needed to be able to join the laptop to a domain, and he said that home could be added. I told him that it could not. He argued until a manager came over and told him I was right. I was a certified computer tech,. He was not. I just happened to have long hair and no dangly bits between my legs.
How do you know tech without any dangly bits to hold all the info? Preposterous
@@justincrowley8787right?? I reported the comment for being a bot
La Chancla, the most feared weapon of any Granny
Story 3 - LOL, I Love this Abuelita woman, coming to OP’s defense against that EK! Bravo 👏 She reminds me of my own grandmother, rest her soul.
This is why we need to have more PSAs or movies showing that slapping somebody like that is going to get you arrested to stop this shit from happening.
People working in the service industry are doing you a great favor. They provide your food, they provide your drinks, and they sell you things you need. You need them, they don't need you, so be nice to them.
Not only that, but at least here in Australia an employer can't force their employee to put up with rude and/or unreasonable customers. It's a breach of OH&S standards which can net the employer some hefty fines. Government jobs where you interact with the public always tell you that you have the right to both be and feel safe while on the job, and (for example) if someone is "going off" at you on the telephone, you're well within your rights to warn them once and then terminate the call. Retail employees have every right to refuse service to someone who is being threatening or overly demanding.
@melkiorwiseman5234 if only it was the same over here. There were a few times when I wished I could do that.
My Paternal grandmother (may she rest in peace) was a very small women, barely 5 feet tall and my father and Aunt literally had trouble physically holding her back from going to my school and ripping my bullies apart with her bare hands. YOU...NEVER...MESS....WITH....A GRANDMA!
I absolutely love what happened in the third story 😂💖
Way to go Abuelita 👍
the power of the chancla, Go abuelita
Hopefully Karen in the last story not only was kicked out of staying in the resort but also wasn't paid back for being kicked out.
She attacked the owners son. That's immediate lifetime ban, I'm guessing.
@@Tyrunner0097 lifetime ban fir her and her family I'd say.
And probably sent mugshots of her to other resorts to put her in a Do Not Rent list.
Even if they're competition, no one wants a Karen in their businesses.
😆😆😆😆
@@Tyrunner0097Guessing? That's a certified bonafide guaranteed banning, 💯%, because she messed with FAMILY!!!
I love Story 3. Gave me a good chuckle. Never underestimate the power of the Chancla.
I’m surprised the mom in the last story didn’t tack on “I’m the owner of this resort and the man you just assaulted is MY SON” I think that would definitely get a Karen to faint lol
Story 6: I wonder what the paramedics found in Karen's system after she fainted..😂😂😂
#4. Reminds me if when I worked in a pizza house. I was the closing night shift lead. A customer came in and I was up front on the register. Long story short, he uses the line, "I'm not afraid to go to jail" on me and started around the end of the counter at me. I'm 6'2' and about 210, could have put him down easy. I just lifted my shirt and put my hand on my CCW and said, "Are you afraid to die?" He turned and almost went thru the plate glass door before opening it!! Never came back!!
Story 2. Karen: SPOON NOW! Me: OK, Bend Over!
Way to go, Abuelita! Talk about swift justice!
Story 3 never mess with Hispanic grandma's I'm convinced that they all attend chancla sniper courses and have been authorized to use the skills with impunity
Anyone who gets THAT mad at loss prevention--should probably empty his pockets and quietly exit the store, is what you MEANT to say.
oh the "chancla" story had me in tears, I've seen some videos on youtube where mothers display amazing skill in throwing the chancla.
Have you heard Eddie Murphy's story about his mom and her high-heel shoes? She could give Abuelita a run for her money!
I had to pause the video because I was laughing a good 5 minutes after listening to the Abuelita story. The second I heard you say the Karen had been hit with a flip-flop, I knew it was no ordinary flip-flop. It was LA CHANCLA.
Story 1. I was hoping for the girlfriend to have been such a hood sport and that she and OP are still together.
Story3. 🤣😂😅 I was laughing so hard at the “250 lb version of Kate Gosselin that I almost missed Abuelita’s chucking her La Chancla into Mega Karen’s head!!! What a super great story!!
Abuelita's story had me laughing so hard tears streamed down my face. Thank you so much for sharing that story. I wish we all had an abuelita ❤.
Story 1 - With the way that guy went off on OP I’m guessing that he’s a shoplifter and has had a few encounters with Lost Provisions before either that or he’s a very paranoid dumb*** when he’s been drinking.
If he wasn't a shoplifter, he wouldn't be worried about it. He's getting close to a swift kick in the nads. 😡
@@lancerevell5979No kidding
Not actually true, being followed around is annoying AF if they happen to think you're a specific demographic. I've been followed around the very first time in certain stores just because I looked like a teen, especially video stores, literally no reason to be following me around that closely.
Besides, did it ever occur to you that being followed by default gets people's defenses up and puts them on edge? I mean there's a reason why being followed home in a car is unnerving. It's actually disruptive and makes the shopping experience miserable if you're being hovered over constantly.
The last one... they are being treated as a VIP... Very Indisposed Prisoner and likely never allowed back to the hotel...
Story 4 - What an AH. Good on the cashier to alert her manager and the manager to call the police on that jerk.
Also to that AH, women can be gamers too not just guys.
Speaking of that, my sister says she's a gamer, but she barely plays any videogames she buys for herself (I end up playing them for her). It's not because I'm sexist, I jist find it funny how she says she's a gamer when she barely plays any games
Story 7: Being VIP doesn't mean you can treat people like s**t. Like, who gives you the right to slap someone?
Abusive people who never learned you don't always get what you want even if you throw a temper tantrum
I'm not even vaguely Hispanic, but I fear the chancla. I've seen enough very exhausted mothers reach for it.
On the story about the flip flop, op that was AWESOME.
Every Asian and Mexican kid knows the terrifying might of an angry ma/grandma and La Chancla. Abuelita’s aim was impeccable
As a Puerto Rican, I can give confirmation that the chancla is a military grade weapon. Don’t worry, I’ll use my chancla abilities for good against Karens! Just like Abuela!
I’m Puerto Rican too and we don’t have tomales nor enchiladas
The bar Karen... That's a quick change artist. They try to confuse cashiers to get extra money. Once they start, you stop, and call a manager over to help you. One transaction at a time. And different change comes as the next transaction, not the same transaction. Shut the drawer, do a no sale, and write on the receipt the change requested, and given. This messes up their plans, because you're writing it all down, and doing it slowly, with a manager also counting the change. 😁 No free money for you. 😝😏🤣
Story 2. I loved the comment about launching a spoon at the Karen.
Story 3. 😅😂🤣 I was laughing so hard at “ the 250 lb version of Kate Gosselin that I almost mussed Abuelita’s chucking her La Chancla at Mega Karen’s head dead on!! Super great story!!
I lived 32 in Tucson, Arizona and I know full well what Mexican mammas and aunts are like! Their shoe aim is astounding! Flip flops, shoes, slippers, heels....anything in reach is fair game. I also worked for a decade in the state prison systems there as an Officer...and saw many an Abuelitas when working visitation, chastising with hand gestures, as touching is off limits.
I love sweet Abuelita! What a treasure!
A “spoon, NOW!” would have gotten a “I only spoon with my husband, lady!” from me.
"Only if I can use it to remove your eyes, b*tch."
Hey Fluff,
@ 18:12 You stated, "I'm sure that she couldn't handle being so wrong that her brain just shut off." Show me a Karen whose brain is fully functional and I will show you a 7-dollar bill.
Broooo!!! La abuelita la chancleo! 😂
People who yell orders at retail and food service workers should simply be invited to leave. Respect goes both ways.
Story 2: I would’ve responded “Sorry I’m the Lil spoon, not the Big one”
Me: "You need less spoon and more exercise!" 😂
Me:it sure is a spoon isn't it with a nice smirk on my face
Me: "Sorry, ma'am, I'm not interested in spooning you."
I feel so bad that the situation made Abuelita cry. She was too awesome!
The Chancla: an item known to hit a target without warning or missing. Beware
Even alligators fear the chancla, don't mess with nice people, especially on Abuelita's watch
the flip flop story...omg i can't stop laughing! i'm actually crying from laughing so hard!
That loss prevention one reminds me of when I was at Walmart stationed at the door and asked to check receipts. Some people got so offended, one even got mad that I stopped them to only give a quick glance at their receipt, like " no, if you're going to accuse me of being a theif I want you to to take a good long look to realize how wrong you are." So many people would snap at me asking if I had anything better to do and I wish I could respond " no, this is literally my only task I was given and I will get in trouble for not doing it."
Abuelita vs Karen. Flip flops at 20 paces. She winds up and scores! The crowd goes wild!
S6..lol...she didnt faint , the hamster powering the wheel driving her brain overheated and it passed out
My son always says "Never underestimate the power of the slipper in a brown woman's hand." His girlfriend was playing the fool at my house once, I started to take off my slipper and she laughed, he told her my slipper is a registered deadly weapon that has killed more than all the American army.
I hope with that last story, not did the Karen get thrown out of the resort, I hope the family kept whatever she had paid as restitution.
I live in south Texas, and most of my friends have a story about their Abuela and her flying chancla. The way the guy described her, “winding up like an MLB pitcher,” was exactly how my friends described their Abuelas’ ferocity and deadly accuracy in flinging her chancla. Upon hearing those stories, I’ve always been on my best behavior when visiting my friends’ Abuelas.
I am never rude in stores/restaurants and I never get offered free stuff as compensation for my rudeness, weird isn't it. If you reward bad behaviour, people will go on behaving badly. Story 4 shows how it is correctly done. Customer protects employee, who protects the customer by escalating to her manager, who calls the police on Ahole instead of apologizing and giving free stuff to the aggressor. That is a shop I would enjoy shopping in.
As soon as I heard a sandal to the head...La chancla, and I cracked up!
Story 1: The asshole would have learned exactly how much I was NOT an employee when I start cussing him out at the top of my lungs with the mention that employees can't do that.
Story 3: Grandma slinging a flip-flop at Mega Karen just made my day :)
Story 7: Had I been Mom I would have told her that "I am the owner of this resort and you just assaulted MY CHILD! You are going to jail & you are banned for life from my property!"
Omg, when OP and the Karen turned to see Abuelita with one flip flop missing and the other brandished I just immediately thought of the super smash bros. "___ Joins the battle meme.". Might've even hummed the smash bros theme a bit for the climax of that story.
La Chancla 😂 absolutely the best IDWHL/Karen story ever! And I've listened to all of yours I can find, that's saving a lot. YTB 🎉
I’m kinda half Mexican cuz my mother was born in Mexico but I’m not fluent in Spanish but respect Abuelita for OP’s defense 🤣
_CHANCLA'D!_
I just wished that the La Chancla was made of wood....
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Story 3 - Karen should be happy that it was a sandal that Abuelita threw at her and not something heavier. (Think Robin Williams from Mrs. Doubtfire)
'Twas a drive-by fruiting!!
Or like Crocodile Dundee in LA (or NY) threw a canned good to a running thief's head. 😆😆😆
Abuelita story: I've been listening to Dark Fluff for a while now. This is the funniest story ever! God bless Abuelita!
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Story 3. I love people like Avolita. I understand Body Language, English, and German. Despite growing up around Hispanic Culture in two States, I don’t understand too much Spanish so I read body language and demeanor instead. People like her are what I grew up with for a lot of Neighbors. Tamales were to die for. If the Chuckla came into play, you knew you were done for. One neighbor’s kid and I were good friends back then. She came out with the Chuckla twice and my Mom told her not to be afraid to direct it at me if she needed to. Damn I miss those days. Mega Karen had it coming. Fear the Chuckla.
From the Gatorade stain in story 1, I thought that guy was going to assume OP had blood on his shirt.
I was expecting some kind of misunderstanding along that line as well.
THE CHANCLA! I CAN'T 😂😂😂
How does anyone even leave for work before having a cup of coffee, that’s just insanity!
The only people who help Karen are paid or otherwise required to do so. Therefore whenever Karen sees someone helping another, the helper must be an employee.
-go back to get this item. NOW!
--sure. Wait here. (Leaves shop)
Story 3: I think OP got Mexican confused with Puertorrican. 🤭
Story 3 is AWESOME! I could visualize the whole thing! ❤ Way to go Abuelita! 🙂🦋
I love it when they say "Why I have never been so insulted or whatever" and I would respond with, Really I figured you would be used to it by now, or wait I can do better. LOL
Story 3: La Chancla, the cure for Karen shenanigans!
Being a combat related PTSD sufferer, the VERY worst thing you can do is grab me from behind. My response will be immediate, instinctive and severe. Believe me, you WILL NOT LIKE IT.
The Idon'tworkherelady videos is the reason I subscribed to this channel, they are just funnier then any other video type on this channel.
Story #3: Was this Publix in South Florida? If so, I'm not surprised! Abuelitas can hit a fly with a chancla from 50 feet away! 🤣
Not loss prevention story: OP, given the trouble you were having with finding a while shirt, a shirt of any color in a light shade would have done the job. As for the jerk, you should have just told him your shirt was stained (pointing it out) and you were looking for a new one. But it probably wouldn't have helped.
Spoon story: She didn't argue that you did work there? Amazing!
La Chancla story: I do hope the manager got the video and used it to ban Mega Karen.
Chair story: I'm glad the jerk isn't afraid to go to jail, because I'm willing to bet he will eventually wind up there with his attitude.
Customs story: That's an idiot of a Karen! It shouldn't be that hard to get the info she wants online. But the question isn't how much she can bring into the US, it's how much she can bring into the US duty free. I hope she didn't actually check and got hit with a large duty payment at US Customs. Wouldn't it be fun to see that meltdown?
Best Buy story: Karen actually fainted when she realized she had been berating A POLICE LIEUTENANT? Oh how I hope that CCTV footage gets sneaked onto TH-cam!
Resort story: Even if a person is an employee, you have no right to physically assault them. They have every right to call the police in such cases and have you charged.
La Chancla; the mark of a true, don't-mess-with-me Latina mother!
Made me think of "Coco" when Miguel's Abuela threatened the mariachi player with her chancla. 😂
@@nancyomalley6286I thought of when she threw it and made him go get it.
Story 4:
I want to meet the Abuelita in this story, she sounds like an amazing woman.
If that Chancla pitch was caught on camera, it needs to be saved for posterity
Story 3 : ha yes.... the flip flop... The holy weapon of every latino grandmas around the world
Never doubt the aim of a latina mother/grandmother when it comes to a flipflop hehehehee
You know you done messed up when La Chancla starts flying.
I really would stop the "i am sorry" and excusing myself the moment they interrupt and/ir screams at me from out of nowhere. I have nothing to be sorry about
Sounds like the title of a fantasy book. Abuelita and the chankla of justice
I get the loss prevention problem I had to happen to me when I'm at work I wear suits but when I'm not working I wear nothing but sweats and basically bum outfits. And I have had multiple times basically Walmarts are all have somebody following me around the store for like 15 30 minutes at a time. They even check my receipt at the door even though they've been watching me the whole time. That's a problem but if you have a problem with somebody in your store just tell them to leave. These stores need to stop profiling people just because how they look. That's why I don't shop at Walmart anymore cuz last time I went there they quite literally went through every item in my basket took me to the front customer service and went through every item in my cart. I returned every item that day and never returned.
Ah, Publix, the place is so expensive that the only things worth going there for are their bakery, subs, teas, and a few things no where else sells. Seriously, they do have amazing food in the deli and bakery
Pub subs are life!
You never want to be on the business end of abuelita's chancla!
Story 1: Oh, my gosh. Not only is it an "I don't work here" story, it's also a "Drunken" entitled person story....
It doesn't matter if you're black, white, or brown. All souls should fear the wrath of Abuelita and La Chancla.
Story 1 totally sounded like his wife was stealing stuff, so he made a ruckus to get all eyes off of her..
Just hearing "Hello, my wonderful, beautiful friends" gets you a like right off the bat every time. Sounds silly, but that intro makes my day better and whatever travails I'm dealing with seem less important. Thanks for that.