WHEN DRILL SERGEANTS FALL IN LOVE WITH PRIVATES!
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 11 ต.ค. 2021
- When PVT Barias utilizes 1SG Myrtle's open door policy, he learns more than he can handle.
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Just out of curiosity is this a serious thing that happens allot?
Y'all gotta be funny
@@darkanddryhumour1822 Gotta sign up to find out.
@@thehulk1177 I did three years but I never even heard of drill sgts. Banging trainees. Some females in my bct tried to frame my SDS with sexual harassment and assault charges
im a navy vet myself love the videos
"Yes, first sergeant. No, first sergeant. Sorry, first sergeant. Roger, first sergeant." Best line. Been there and done that. Didn't work.
Certainly doesn't 🤣🤣🤣
Idc. That’s the only thing you better say
Dude, I read your comment at the exact moment he said it. Hilarious...
Every time I would say sorry to my supervisor, he would retort with, "Oh I am a sorry Sergeant?!"
that one got me LOL ive seen and done that multiple times lol never works - just pisses them off so bad
“That’s good because I’m actually getting married to the commander next month” 😂
So I read this before I got to this line and thought you were talking about your life.
@@idrew0032 Who said I wasn’t
"Oh what the fuck?!"🤣🤣🤣
If the female out ranks the male it's ok🤣🤣🤣
What the fuck is with the quote marks
“We’re going to do the army thing here and sweep it under the rug”
I was at Aberdeen Proving Ground back in 94 / 95 so that was too real.
@@rkgaustin9043 I haven’t heard what happened there.
No wonder the Army is so dirty and dusty now, that rug has alot of shit under it 😅🤣
@@comeseetheviolenceinherent579 So i guess they did succeed after all in sweeping everything under the rug
@@rkgaustin9043 GODDAMN were you there for Ammo school?!?! That's cool! Or even Ordnance which is pretty cool too...
"As long as I'm in the Army We'll still have Tricare." About spit my coffee across my workstation.
Me too! Lmao
"The Army"
😂😂
*PVT* : "1SG, it would behoove you..."
*1SG* : Erases a soul
Yep, someone is getting flatlined. 🤣
Thanosed 🌬🍂
Clenched a little when she said that
1SG Myrtle: *removes glasses*
"... Oh what the fuck..."
CLASSIC.
“Don’t thank me thank your recruiter for this opportunity to find true love” fucking gold 🤣🤣
"I'm in love.. and it's not army issued."😂😂😂
Yeah that was straight out of Major Payne
"The captain did go from green to gold so..."
🤣 I'm dying.
im confused
@@jake9854 meaning she got “brass” and became captain after being an NCO.
"I, I got things to do"
"No YOU DON'T"
I died.
"I'm sorry, uh, I just heard the whole world come crashing down around me. What did you say?"
Accurate as fuck.
The Army Double standards. While this is extremely funny, it clearly depicts the reality in the Army. Keep it up guys!!!
And if you can't laugh, then you're not human, lmaoooo!
Yeah lol the imaginary equality between men and women in the military, women got it easy af
thanks for explaining that, we wouldnt get it otherwise, keep it up
It's frowned upon and discouraged by the upper echelons. But not exactly illegal. It removes (or is supposed to) any conflicts of interest and anything that could possibly cause it. Was rare to see or hear about it when I was enlisted. But times have changed, lol.
Really? What happened to no teacher student dating? I mean the drill sergeant is technically speaking the recruit's teacher, isn't it?
My niece left home for the first time ever away overnight and joined the army. She met a Air Force Sgt. and got married. She wanted to serve with him so they transfered her out of army and into the Air Force. She then got Pregnant and tossed out of the Air Force but still living on base..in Japan. All this in one year!
Well, that escalated quickly…
Top ten biggest "escalated quickly"
"I'm marrying the commander next week" 🤣🤣🤣
If there not in their chain I wouldn’t see a problem.
“The captain did go from Green to Gold, so technically she was an NCO”😂😭😂
💀 literal uncontrollable laughing with the unexpected I’m marrying the commander next month part.
LOL
Right!!!
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"she was Green to Gold!"
Soo...did you know her when she was enlisted?
"Is that a requirement?"
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I lost it at “the army has a big rug.” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 so true... and in more ways than one
The Army way "Sweeping it under the rug" ain't the damn truth
In this case… I think it’s best to shut up about this situation before it ended up on cnn lol
@@carlsagan2607
True lol
Omg the "who is this aunt flo and how did she get on post." I died laughing 🤣
A Drill Sargent with a hand in his pocket. Everyone's marring everyone. I am laughing so hard. This skit is hilarious 🤣😂
Former navy submariner here. These guys are fuckin' awesome!
Us submariners are tight AF. These guys, with their videos, I think are even more so. God DAMN, I miss the camaraderie!
"THE ARMY" uniform tags 😂
The only thing they missed was the first sergeant having their 17 year old brand new to the unit female training room clerk or supply soldier hanging out in his office
LMFAO, Fubar walks in and has that look like "uh-oh..."
" I got things to do" haha
😂 I remember us all being brought in and questioned about rather we had seen anything "inappropriate" between a female trainee and the instructor during AIT. Apparently someone had complained about them. We didn't give a tinker's damn about the instructor or his career tbh, but the fellow trainee was a different story. She said nothing happened when questioned so we all backed her up and said we never seen a thing. She had him by the balls for the rest of the cycle and she used it to the entire classes advantage. Fun girl and actually very sweet tbh, but none of us would have been caught alone with her for anything after that.
Damn that's wild
Umm ft eustis, va 2005?
smh...did you guys even bother to learn your MOS while in AIT, or was it all just playtime?
@@normpayne …and integration is ok in our National Defense organizations. When our “morales” outweigh common sense.
@@jamesnewell1876 no. Ft Lee 1990
"So it's confirmed, we are getting Phukfays back?" LMFAO!! I'M DEAD 😂😂
I know, right! I was all, "I understand this guy!!"
the “it would BEHOOVE you” Killed me 😂, the pause had me already thinking it was comin
SSG CADENCE entrance is classic lmao
He must be really good at cadence calling.
The STAR card part, I lost it. Green to Gold. Epic.
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The funniest part is the "Aunt Flo" part. How does the 1SG not know what that is?? Fucking hilarious!
What is that??
Isn't that the girl from the gecko insurance commercial
@@xxsuperstarstxx9773 a woman’s time of the month 😅
@@justacrewchief4561 what time? Aunt flo's shopping trip? Her wrestling match with her neighbor? Watching Bill Maher with her and the cousins? Because 2 of those things happen more than once a month.
@@xxsuperstarstxx9773 her period. When she's bleeding from her hoohah
“There’s another fubar?” LMFAOO
“That is difficult to argue “
Just tore me apart lol👍🏾🤣🎉🤗
“ I did buy the engagement ring in the PX “ lmao 🤣
Legends say that they are still searching for Aunt Flo.
6:25 "... what harm could it do?" "Especially in the infantry." I lost it there lmao
'she outranks me' 🤣😭😂
I might be in love and the army didn’t issue this 😂😂😂
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….she was asking for some tools, well she found ONE! Damn, 1SG Myrtle…. Brilliant burn!! 🔥 😂
He’s not only handsome, he’s quick witted!
I'm stealing this line for my XO tour "i'm sorry I just heard the whole world crashing down around me, what did I just hear?" LMAO. Love it
When he said he’s going to get married to the company commander and myrtle took his glasses off, I bursted out laughing.
"Thank your recruiter for giving you this opportunity to find true love..."🤣🤣🤣
I never face palmed myself so hard and screamed out in laughter in my life cus this is practically believable but always goes ENTIRELY wrong in the fleet. This was amazingly hilarious!
"Well she was lookin for some tools" " well she found one" killedme
"We're gonna do the Army thing here, and sweep it under the rug." 🤣🤣🤣🤣
'Get out of my fucking office!' is the correct response after telling them to shut the door and chewing their ass for 5 minutes. 🤣
First Sgt haircut is on point.
I am old enough to remember when it was legal for an E7 to poke the E2's.
How can you even keep a straight face during this skit?! This is so epic
Aunt Flo sneaking into the female barracks once a month cracked me up.
ROFL "already got the engagement ring, i used the start card well her star card but yeah got it a good deal on it" the whole skit AMAZING!
The fact that all 4 of y'all keep straight faces this whole video was EPIC !!!
Absolutely brilliant! Hilarious!!! 1SG Myrtle is freaking HILARIOUS!!!!
AND handsome!
So, there's a video out there about a lower enlisted [probably an SPC] at JBLM that bought, no shit, a **fire truck** . The video mostly records his NCO's reaction to Specialist Sparky parking his new ride in the company lot. It ends in one of the most gobsmacked NCO lines ever.... "I... I... I don't even know how to put this in a counseling statement!"
Yeah. This. Right here.
People that have never been through Army Basic Training with female soldiers in the unit won't understand but this shit is hilarious. This really does happen sometimes. This skit isn't just some random made up stuff. This really happens.
The 'Soft Shoe profile' is what got me laughing the hardest and it wasn't even part of the actual skit.
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I saw both of the above mentioned situations. The Drill Sergeants (yes plural) got demoted and eventually discharged. An officer and a 1SG dated and got married in TRADOC (of course). I'd like to say it's unbelievable but it isn't.
"Nope No You Don't" I'm dead
"No, no you don't." Best line...
When did you start posting again on TH-cam?
I guess when they realized charging people to watch content on their app wasn’t as profitable as they’d hoped
We're gonna do the Army thing here, and sweep it under the rug. 🤣
Saying you’re in love with your drill sergeant is probably the best way of getting kicked out quickly.
As a former DS I am in tears over here 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂
Tops face when he finds out Cadence is involved with it all... HAHAHA
this got more and more interesting as it went, and the bloopers made it even better.
"The Army" must be a new branch of the military.
This is one of my best laughs of 2021. I just love you guys.
Why is this not a show. This is comedy gold
“First sergeant it would behoove you” had me rolling
And that is how lives end
I served in the navy and this video in any branch is hilarious. These guys are great.
"I might be in love, and the Army didn't issue this"
Hahahahaha the look on Cadence face... He could’ve played it off by saying OH SH*T & walking away
Just stumbled on this series, watching them in any order they come up! Brilliant! It's the little gestures, the trying to hold hands, little touches like that just comic genius!
Ahh yes. Reminds me so much of Relaxin' Jackson every Sunday. This was awesome guys! Keep it up 😂🇺🇸
I went to Sill and I can definitely say youd get chewed up for not having a battle under any circumstance lmfao
@@justinfrias1052 lmao! I can definitely relate to the fuck fort jackson to a degree, but besides that most of my personal experience there was not too bad at all. Made awesome friendships, learned that it really is a small world in the military from a couple of my Drill Sgts, another story, and it made me a better man than the fuck head I was before I joined lol
@@jonkozlowski2476 I made friends as well and I grateful for the experience, but it was just the shitbags that they allowed to graduate is what pissed me off.
@@killermike1157 can confirm. They chewed out a dude I knew for going solo and that instilled the fear of God in you.
Ahh..the Relaxin Jackson love here. lol. The worst for me in 99 was a platoon full of ESL's that could NOT shut up in formation.
Drill sergeant: "...and she was asking for some tools..."
1sg: "well she found one.."
that line caught me off-guard. lol
Ah, the wonderful Star Card
Bruh, this is way way way too close to home! I'm in one of the sister bdes of this joyous, loving bde
“First Sergeant it would behoove you…” a line I thought i’d never hear 😂😂
Him saying it's difficult to argue using the star card killed me.
“As long as we’re in the army we still have tri-care”
BRUHHH IM DYING HAHAHAHAH
This is by far one of the funniest videos you guys have made, this shit is hilarious 😂
"The Army" patch😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Fubar: I got things to do…
1SG: Nope, no you don’t
Me: damn brings back the picker factor
That was beautiful. Something that could be expected any given week. I love it.
Next episode: "When Drill Sergeants Fall In Love With YOUR Privates" 😂😂😂
I appreciate these videos. I'm not military so it's hard to understand them sometimes, but they are just entertaining to watch and it makes me wonder if situations like these have ever happened to anyone in any branch. Keep up the good work.
yes they do
This is legit situation a old female friend of mine had ended up marrying her instructor lol (it did not end well)
"I got things to do...."
No you don't!
Absolutely hilarious- aunt flow… period lol 😂!
Crazy on many levels!!
Might be y’all’s best work yet 😂
“I got things to do”
“No you don’t”
Lmfao!!
Love it guys keep up the work.
I love the “I’m sorry, the whole world just fell around me”
Man these skits are definitely hilarious 😂
"WTF IS THIS AUNT FLO AND HOW DID SHE GET ON POST!!???" Im dead
I was able to keep a strait face through the whole thing... but the "I got a soft shoe profile 1sg" broke me. lol
The best part about this skit is the fact a slick sleeve is telling a ds what to do
We are going to do the Army thing here and sweep it under the rug, very true statement
It’s always the privates that can’t keep their mouth shuts but still drill sgts know what’s wrong what not to do 😂😂 and the battle buddy part is hilarious
I died when she grabbed his hand 🤣
I love how these skits connect like there's deep lore and shit 💀💀
Thank you TH-cams for putting this in my newsfeed!
Gotta 💜 our women in uniform!
Been in the Military for 39 years, never laughed so hard.
Gotta have these light moments in the military! 😂🤣😂🤣😂