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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 13 ต.ค. 2012
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Thanks to my AWESOME mom for scanning and sending pictures of myself when I was younger. You RULE, Mom!
"cute" etymology: www.etymonline.com/index.php?t...
Konrad Lorenz: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Konrad_L...
CUTE human baby: • Emerson - Mommy's Nose...
MARCEL THE SHELL: bit.ly/Rv8Y5o
Cute hammer, face, and cat (interactive): www.exploratorium.edu/mind/jud...
Daniel Dennet TED talk about cuteness (and more!): www.ted.com/talks/dan_dennett_...
cute and psychology: www.psychologytoday.com/blog/u...
Nucleus Accumbens: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nucleus_...
Mickey got cuter [PDF): www.monmsci.net/~kbaldwin/mick...
puremrz ART: www.puremrz.deviantart.com
Neoteny: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neoteny
Animals by order of domestication: archaeology.about.com/od/dterm...
*The modern dog as technology*
ngm.nationalgeographic.com/201...
www.sciencefriday.com/segment/...
www.pbs.org/wgbh/nova/evolutio...
Articles on the science of cute:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cuteness
www.gizmag.com/the-science-of-...
www.nytimes.com/2006/01/03/sci...
arstechnica.com/science/2006/0...
www.huliq.com/10282/cute-baby-...
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I gotta admit. That was a pretty cute hammer
True dat.
+please noone and stop scaring cats whilst your at it
+Walter Gutierrez All hammers are cute!
#RealHammersHaveCurves #Stop_Hammertime
+Walter Gutierrez Dunno aboyut hammer but 2:17 killed the crap in me. I died of laughter.Now it is my profile pic cuz it's SO EPIC
"And, a hammer"
Thor: awww
The idea of Thor going "awww" at a hammer because he finds it cute is super cute. Meta cute.
VERY underrated comment.
Lol Thor: am i going crazy my hammer is the only cute hammer in this universe
sandwich i was kindda lowkey dead laughing at this point
👍Like, Like,Like.....
I like how he is just standing in front of a green screen.
Kevin Lou the Youngest Character is usually the Littlest and the Cutest one in the Group the happens to Theodore and Eleanor from Alvin & The Chipmunks,Private from Penguins Of Madagascar and Michelangelo from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.Why are Little Things so cute?.
@@ginrod9392 neoteny
@@1.4142 he probably forgot to add a scenery to it lol
@@LilXancheX It feels intentional, defo fits Michaels unique style lol
@@ginrod9392fr
It's official. Vsauce reads manga
eh?
wait okay I know what you mean now
Then why did he say it like mainGa
@@keatono8174 then why do you judge the way people pronounce things
WEEBSAUCE
He studied cuteness? best fucking job ever.
"Another kitten video?"
"I'm WORKING damnit!"
LOL
I KNOW🙈🙈😍😍
+WrathOfMega hahaha
haha
WrathOfMega this is the best comment I've seen all day 😂🤣
Oh,it's just a cute little hammer, don't hurt him.
He's a good boi
SOOOOOO CUTE!!!!!
I am terrified of hammers.
Im going to smash the hammer with another hammer 🔨🔨
😂😂😂😂
Michael saying, "Kawaii," is something I did not need
and Man - Ga as well
maynga
Native English pronunciation of “kawaii” sounds more like “kowai,” which means scary, lmao
@@cameronschyuder9034I love variations eg 12th century icelandic, icelandic or old Norse close pronounciation of heimdall\heimdallr, and the anglicized form
You did want it, you big TSUNDERE!!!
1:38 pausing on this bunny makes me happy and encourages me
I can hear the bunny saying “Yes, you can do it!”
THAT HAMMER IS ACTUALLY ADORABLE
EXACTLY
Wowowow its thisisfrog
Ay thisisfrog
You could say it's cute.
Ikr so cuut
Someone tell me why I actually said "Awww" at a fucking hammer.
What if Stephen Hawking is the real Slim Shady but he can't stand up?
@@Sir_Isaac_Newton_ thank you Rici very cool
DONT HURT ITS FELLINGS! IT IS TOO CUTE FOR EMOTIONAL PAIN
Because you imagine is tiny little baby are wearing a tiny hard hat hammering tiny little nail with that tiny little hammer
Same
"the pleasure center" sounds like a sick band name ngl
"hey man I think you should stop doing cuteness"
"But it makes me feel relaxed"
I know, such good brain bleach.
Vsauce: *pops out of mom*
Doctor: It's a boy!
Vsauce: But what is "boy"?
*Vsauce music plays*
What is it that makes a boy.... a boy?
IceCreamJunkie *millions dead*
@@redcum3833 unless that girl is also a boy
IceCreamJunkie lgtbq+? 👀
Pops out
HEY Vsauce,
watching this after creepy one thank you
Same. We need something like this to wipe the horror from our memories
me too
Same
same
yes indeed and at the end of creepy it's a creepy doll
5:39
I'll just stick to petting my hammer
This suddenly makes so much sense . Its amazing how something we dont even realize cause of how use we are to cuteness that we dont even question "why"
I like how both of us have cute pfp’s
For some reason I never found animals cute. Never found a kitten or a puppy "cute" and wanted to have one at home. I certainly don't understand that side of cuteness. Human babies. Absolutely not cute, especially newborn babies. Though I get when the girl is "cute". But for me it's just the same as beautiful.
@@qwertyuiop6582Nice! You're gonna get all those beautiful ladies!
Idk what it is but I’m really fascinated with giant Cactus there my lil armadillos 🌵 ☠️
2:16 “If babies looked like _this_ , instead of that, we would find _this_ cute.”
Are you saying I’m not cute?
Yeah kinda
@@trihnung8541 lmao
I think the small human mammal babies are in fact, quite hideous to behold.
....it's like the human version of larvae, or even a young Gollum (from LOTR) except he's in a diaper & he throws up on you a lot. That ain't very cute y'all.
if you look like that, Iam sorry for your parents. They have a burden
*ARE TOU SAYING THAT BABIES ARE CUTE??!*
The thumbnail isnt even qute, it looks like pandas having vietnam flashbacks
0:01 pause quickly and look at his face
@@QuicksolutionsOnline ooooOOOoH i dont like that
😂🤣😂🤣
qute
zrgz I know it’s not qute, it’s cute.
Drax: “Why is Gamora?”
Michael: “good question” *vsauce music plays*
Love: I am the strongest force!
Cuteness: hah... that's cute.
"AW HE'S JUST A LITTWE HAMMER DONT HUWT HIM!"
MinhazMurks lol
He records in front of a green screen so it's easier for us to make memes😂😂😂
dEEtEE XD
Aww how cuuute :3
@Jack Wilson Temmie 182*
@Jack Wilson Temmie 183*
@@literalcode 182*
I played it back for the seventh time "Oh it's just a little hammer, don't hurt him!" Awwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Kind of a sad note to end on, honestly. We took this living thing and changed it over generations to better suit what *we* wanted it to be, for our own amusement, instead of just appreciating what it was. And now some people keep dogs as almost literal toys, dolling them up in whatever outfits we find enjoyable, and there's a bunch of breeds that have awful health problems because we made them this way, unnaturally.
I love pugs (and dogs in general), and want to keep them safe, but the poor things struggle to _breathe_ because we thought they'd look _cuter_ that way. And that fucking sucks.
Thank you; it had to be said.
No they don't. Where'd you find that information?
Not just dogs. Broccoli is a type of mustard. It has been bred beyond recognition. Some modern plants can't even reproduce on their own anymore. Selective breeding is wild.
@@OWnIshiiTrolling every fruit or vegetable you buy from an american store will not grow a plant no matter what it's crazy
@@sukunawithadrink432 no who don't? Be more specific dude, the comment has 2 things you could be talking about.
"Awn he's just a little hammer, dont hurt him..."
ShadowLegend300 -vsauce 2012
I laughed so hard!!!
*he'll hurt you back*
I just came from why are things scary, I'm so happy I clicked on this
Same
Same
Same
Same
Same
Michael as a baby was so adorable 😭
Anime girls with cat ears be like:
Ameteurs
soft, round and fluffy tiny ears. kawaii!!
Ameowteurs*
@@diolaneiuma215 ugh, yamite kudisai
@@erezsolomon3838 Not kawaii. Their faces afe so ugly
Anime girls are ugly af
Drug dealer: Ok so whats your thing?
Me: Give me some quality cuteness
Oh so you like hamerr
Drug dealer : why?
Me : because I want to hammer to be cute
Gotta boost dem dopamine levels
@@matthewmccloskey9525 Bringing a new meaning to “Let’s get hammered”
I have several dealers on youtube fostering kittens and recording bundles of serotonin boosters
4:09
"Poopy diapers"
*music intensifies
Lmao
Lol
woah
I searched for this timestamp
Lol🤣🤣🤣
This will make a fine addition to my “show to mom” playlist
0:28
Vsauce: says smart words
me, a non-native English speaker: ...what?
Awwwww look at that cuuute hammer!
Awwww look at it, it's possessed by a demon and it's wacking people in the face by itself........wait, that's not cute, THAT'S HORRIBLE! Where's an exorcist when you need one!?!
When he mentioned the hammer, I got really confused.
This is birazze. Its difficult to answer you. People think that puppy is "cute" its because its DNA was created its appearance.
CreatorSam ItsHere
2:00 "Ooo he's just a little hammer don't hurt him!" I about lost my shit.
So true
That’s my favorite vsauce quote ever.
Made me laugh so much
My baby brother had this littl3 hammer with tiny beads inside and i used to help my dad when i was younger and it actully worked
.
2012, him and his content hasn't changed at all
0:45 both of you look very happy i must say
I had to stop on this after the "Why are things creepy?".... Im weak
same
haha same, that teddy pic..
omg same. this was next in autoplay xD
Same.
Styx Mercer same!
I bursted out laughing at the hammer part lmao
aayyyyeeeee fuck u too😏
Thats unfortunate. maybe next time ;)
what the fuck are you guys on
Ken Quartz same
What went wrong!?
This video is still amazing 10 years later 😁
Never thought I’d find a hammer cute
1:24 he looks like he's about to tell the other kids on the playground that the swings could eventually walk away because physics...
*Vsauce music plays as he comes in his little car*
Suuuup
Oh he is just a little hammer! don't hurt him!
+Captain Giratina i listen to him say that on repeat every time i pick up my hammer
Pokemonrceus WOAH WOAH WOAH! Don't be rude! Remember, he's YOUR creation
giratina, idc if you are on this plain, but don't do anything... destructive, ok?
Thank you V, you’ve saved me a lot of time
that 'awww' sounded so genuine
I swear, If I start finding videos titled "cute hammer videos" im going to go insane...
Is u insane yet?
@@char-1559 why u reply to a 2 year old comment
I watched this after watching your "why are things creepy" video, I feel much better now
Uncomfortable Spencer me too
Uncomfortable Spencer yeah
IKR
Yep I ran here...
Uncomfortable Spencer same lol
3:29 around 28 million
That hammer was goddamn cute
Q: Why do we respond with "aww?"
A: It comes from babies
Where does babies come from? It all goes back to this question.
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@elKuiwi
Me to the babies in the fridge:
th-cam.com/video/q3crtH2rrpg/w-d-xo.html
Aw man so we back in the mine
Rempuia Ralte got our pickaxe swingin from side to side
0:08 “it’s really cute, OR IS IT??”
I can answer this from a psychological perspective, the thing is so pure it requires almost a mother like instinct to achieve its full potential ,so we as a dominant force soften our self's to accommodate its understanding and try to relate to its being ,after all nothing is more fascinating than life its self
0:50 The definition of *KIRBY* , to be more precise
For now on instead of, "oh that's so cute" I'll say,
"Oh my Nucleus Accumbens are going off like crazy"
EpicGames 10 same
that sounds like something sheldon would say... so dont do it
same
*My ocular organs have caught the sight of your profile image, which has triggered my Nuclear Accumbens*
672we yt same
Anybody else switch to this when watching why are things creepy?
YESSSS
Jpdude Lmao YAS
Had too. It's 10 at night
Hahahaa yepp
Jpdude That's me!
Who else here after that “What Makes Things Scary” video
in Soviet Russia
Sickle is just as cute as a hammer
"Oh it's just a cute little hammer. Don't hurt him!"
*Understandable have a great day*
Costel C why are Little Things cute?.
Theodore is the littlest and the cutest out of the 3 Chipmunk Brothers(Eleanor is the littlest and cutest out of the 3 Chipmunk Sisters)
Private is the littlest and the cutest out of the 4 Penguin Brothers
Michelangelo is the littlest and the cutest out of the 4 Turtle Brothers
Why are Little Things so cute?.
@@ginrod9392 private’s a little bitch and Rico is definitely the cutest imo
@@ginrod9392 cos babies are little
LOL Michael was a child once
Or was he ?
**music starts**
How does anyone know anything ?
Or is he? Child. A word derived from the Greek word "Childres" meaning young, youthful. Now, lets go turn the sun into a black hole.
I’m dying from reading these comments 💀😂😂😂😂
This man got all the answers to all my questions
“Poopy diabers”
*muisc plays*
Michael: “But What is Cute?”
Me: “MICHAEL”
Katelyn: "why is this rp here, what is it doing, what's its purpose in life - why can't i understand your rp"
Me: "KATELYN"
Indeed :)
...
Why the fuck did i hear *Dwight’s* voice in my head?
lol x12345678901234567890
2:19 do you know how many girls I can get with if that was considered cute !
;-;
LOLLLL
@@mirandakay6504 they said "get with"
LOL
RIP
0:20: i think pandas are really cute but this one really scares me. 😬
Me waching "why are ting cute" right after "why are thing creepy"
*Parkour*
Same POV xD
I like how even pictures of Michael as a kid make it look like he thinks he knows more than you or is looking down on you 0:40 1:24
ikr lol
**head comes out of mother's womb**
*"HEY VSAUCE! MICHAEL HERE"*
@@techpassion4126 *pregnant women are actually, submarines*
@@guythatstillusespocketwatc3145 and a pregnant asian woman is a yellow submarine
@@adenanonthysene that was incredibly unfunny
4:08
"Poopy Diapers"
*vSauce music plays*
We get moor lore from V sauce
@F.B.I FBI likes him
Lol
Seeing michael with is dog just made my day
There is literally no way you can find this video even if you go to his channel or search in youtube, the only way you can find it, is when youtube recommends it to you.
*LITERALLY*
That hammer is actually quite cute 😂
>actually
smh, you’re prejudiced against hammers
200th like lol
The introverts Committee
Chicken Sandwich
Link Spets yes.
Puppies and kittens are so much cuter than babies.
***** Yes
+LeoBoyer yeah what the fuck babies ain't even cute they nasty
Not so much with dogs. Cats that aren't Persians are ugly af imo
Ender Pants Persian and Simese cats are the ugliest wyd
+Dat Face Doe u crazy
I’d love to know why some feelings of cuteness can be learned habits! A couple years ago, I was either afraid of or indifferent to the appearance of snakes, but nowadays, I find them adorable.
Now I realize why I love the Xcode hammer
V-sauce likes anime confirmed
nononononononononononononononono
How is that
@Brebgon thanks. I didnt watch it that far
Not really, but I'd like to think that.
No, he said mainga not manga
Anything that’s smaller than it’s original form is cute
Well , Im way more dirty minded than i should be!
@@informationparadox387 ...
How about my braincells
@@informationparadox387 _that_ small form is the original though
How about my height and Pp
This video was used in my theory of knowledge teacher's class, was not expecting this lol
"dog = dvd player" -Vsauce
watching this after 'why things are creepy' is like a breath of fresh air...
Omg haha that's exactly what I did. Ugh that video shouldn't watch in the dark
Thank god I red this comment because I was about to watch "Why things are creepy". And it's dark
Haha same here, it was first in the suggestions. I never clicked on a vid so fast.
when I found this video after why things are creepy I was like thank god!
Marika Pirneskoski ikr?
"aww hes just a little hammer dont hurt him!" lmao
Awww, what a cute hammer!
The "oooh" is a beauty
Pikachu haven't gotten more cute, they've only lost weight.
How would you revise and edit your comment now that detective pikachu has changed the way we see it forever?
Geometryjosh 21 *and that’s when you realized that this was from a year ago*
TheAsianBlader 1 that doesn't change anything ?
Why is you is cant speak
JohnLaurens some people speak a different first language than you, john
I could not finish the creepy one so I came here thanks
me too
LEL me too
gamer.MB same
gamer.MB same I was done at the smile one😂
gamer.MB same
Imagine if this guy was your science teacher.
I would learn to much
Vsauce: Manga characters tend to be 5 heads tall
JoJo: *Are you sure about that?*
Just remember: Rabbits don't like being called cute by non-rabbits.
hahaha zootopia
Daniel Huffman thats some zootopia shit
Beemanq
Did your mom take away your Xbox and that’s why you’re so pissy at random ass people? Is that why kid?
Beemanq ??
@Beemanq loool
Came here from the "why are things creepy?" Video.. OMFG bye sleep 0_o
+xx_ProQuickscoper-notIluminati-DewrudeDankstorm_xx I DONT KNOW
+xx_ProQuickscoper-notIluminati-DewrudeDankstorm_xx Percy Jackson?
Me too😂
I didn't even make it halfway. I'm lying in my bed right now and my closets open and I want to close it but I kinda dont
Same 😂
I think I’m addicted to cuteness. is that a thing?
its a good feeling watching this after the creepiness video
"Hi Vsauce, Michael here, how many human heads tall are you?"
Artists: "I can answer this"
@@paintedcrow very true
*But what are human heads ?*
@@paintedcrow *Andrew Loomis sprinting from a distance
*proceed to put actual human heads on top of each other*
Kittens are so adorable
Bunnies are so adorable
Puppies are so adorable
Hamsters are so adorable
Guinea Pigs are so adorable
Babies... Not so much
Rats are Adorable!!!🐁🐀
Mice are Cute!🐭
Snake
Yakarot Sennin Same here,Why don't I find babies cute
You suck
THANK YOU
Am I the only one who misses Michael the nun ?
Me after seeing the "cute" baby: THAT THING RIGHT THERE IS DISGUSTING!
Me after seeing a dog: Ahh this is what CUTE means.
For some reason I never found animals cute. Never found a kitten or a puppy "cute" and wanted to have one at home. I certainly don't understand that side of cuteness. Human babies. Absolutely not cute, especially newborn babies. Though I get when the girl is "cute". But for me it's just the same as beautiful.
Those tiny Staplers are adorable.
Fan: you look so cute Michael!
Michael:
2:17 alright who gave him a picture of my uncle?
Geeeezzzz
Idk i am your uncle
Lol
5:18 i love how the terries is categorised as terries
When I see babies I say "ew" but when I look at the hammer I go "awww" 🤔
And what about people that love cute things but hate babies? Because I can't stand pictures of babies, but I scream of joy when I see a cute kitty...
Same (aside from the scream)
Just different types of cute I guess
I agree. Babies fill me with revulsion, but non-human babies are all adorable. It's so odd.
I know right.
1:07 I spit out my water 💀😂😂
I involuntarily aww-ed back XD
a w w w
@@collegemaster5683HAWWWWWWWW
I wanna study about cuteness like Lorez
Vsauce moaning got me bricked up