When you eat human. Your body knows instantly, all of your senses instantaneously combust. Warning: You are not eating animal meat, you are eating yourself.
It's insane to another level to know this was created 8 years ago. I remember coming home from school and seeing this right before a trip to the grocery store. I pictured Michael's head in all the meat packages.
6:59 _heheh, i remember when i played _*_Minecraft_*_ and named a _*_Raw Beef_*_ with my name and showed it to my mom and said _*_"look mom, i am what i eat"_*
It's so interesting that cannibalism itself is not illegal. It's what someone might do before cannibalism that would be illegal, like murder, assault or misconduct with a corpse.
@@microondasradioativo I think the act of eating human meat could be the crime in some circumstances. If you obtain a human corpse legally - like if you're a mortician or something - and then decide to eat some of it, then the act of eating it is what constitutes "misconduct with a corpse". Of course, that would also mean you would have to eat it without cooking or preparing it in any way.
@@Kaiser-ks3yq to be honest I don't believe anything from Reddit unless it has multiple sources of irrefutable evidence. I can't imagine you'd get much meat from a foot and whatever you did get would be really tough and gristly.
@@idot3331 If I remember correctly, there are more bones in your feet and hands combined than the rest of your body, so finding that much meat for not just one but multiple tacos seems pretty implausible IMO
Years ago when I first found this channel. I fell in love the first day and subscribed, this video was the first new video I ever watched of VSauce. I will never forget it. The thumbnail was so dang cool to me
HAHAHAHAAHAHHHA GET IT CAUSE SPAGHETTI AND REGRET MAKE REGRETTI HAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD SO FUNNY
I would say the taste is kind of salty, yet sweet. Cooking it in an oven at around 225 celsius for around 2 hours it makes it tender. Adding a bit of salt really enhances the taste. No need to thank me :)
Whenever people ask “I wonder what human flesh taste like” I always enjoy nonchalantly saying “well developed veal” and watch the horror spread across their faces
We have managed to take audio waves, divide and reconstruct them to create harmonies, and sequence them to create melodies that are pleasing to the ear. Ever wonder what would happen if we gave digital values to the components of taste? Sing me a marmalade…
wanna learn how to make lemon cake..? well its your lucky day Ingredients: 1/2 pound (2 sticks) unsalted butter, at room temperature 2 1/2 cups granulated sugar, divided 4 extra-large eggs, at room temperature 1/3 cup grated lemon zest (6 to 8 large lemons) 3 cups flour 1/2 teaspoon baking powder 1/2 teaspoon baking soda 1 teaspoon kosher salt 3/4 cup freshly squeezed lemon juice, divided 3/4 cup buttermilk, at room temperature 1 teaspoon pure vanilla extract For the glaze: 2 cups confectioners' sugar, sifted 3 1/2 tablespoons freshly squeezed lemon juice Instructions: Step 1: Preheat the oven to 350 degrees F. Grease and flour 2 (8 1/2 by 4 1/4 by 2 1/2-inch) loaf pans. You may also line the bottom with parchment paper, if desired. Step 2: Cream the butter and 2 cups granulated sugar in the bowl of an electric mixer fitted with the paddle attachment, until light and fluffy, about 5 minutes. With the mixer on medium speed, add the eggs, 1 at a time, and the lemon zest. Step 3: Sift together the flour, baking powder, baking soda, and salt in a bowl. In another bowl, combine 1/4 cup lemon juice, the buttermilk, and vanilla. Add the flour and buttermilk mixtures alternately to the batter, beginning and ending with the flour. Divide the batter evenly between the pans, smooth the tops, and bake for 45 minutes to 1 hour, until a cake tester comes out clean. Step 4: Combine 1/2 cup granulated sugar with 1/2 cup lemon juice in a small saucepan and cook over low heat until the sugar dissolves. When the cakes are done, allow to cool for 10 minutes. Remove the cakes from the pans and set them on a rack set over a tray or sheet pan; spoon the lemon syrup over them. Allow the cakes to cool completely. Step 5:For the glaze, combine the confectioners' sugar and the lemon juice in a bowl, mixing with a wire whisk until smooth. Pour over the tops of the cakes and allow the glaze to drizzle down the sides.
I feel like I am the only person on the planet who doesn't have an issue with orange juice after brushing my teeth, it just tastes like orange juice to me. I've never met anyone who feels the same way
I’m not a nail biter personally. I’m more of a eat the skin off your lips until they bleed uncontrollably type of girl. Edit: I know I seem weird but honestly, the blood taste good and it doesn’t really hurt. I just have to deal with fricked up lips Edit 2: glad to see I’m not the only one lmao. I hope all of the people who agree are legit and not just trying be quirky
@@nekohutao for me the blood is the best part, taste good. Edit: honestly, the lip skin is good too. The blood is just more flavorful, I really like when I get a good chunk of lip skin with blood all over it. That’s the best! It’s like when you enjoy drinking out of your favorite cup more then the others because somehow it makes your brain think it’s better with it.
Guys imagine how smart vsauce is, just from researching and making informing videoes on TH-cam. This guy must know about so much more stuff than anyone else
He is an information retailer. All of his information can be found on the internet. He just wraps it up in meal size serving. My point is I doubt he knows more stuff than anyone, he just repeats what is already known. It isn't bad, I like watching him, I dont doubt hes smart but he isnt a superhuman.
@@PRubin-rh4sr A retailer knows more about the products they sell than most people who buy their products. By going through a "retailer" you are gaining less knowledge than the retailer has, as they had to do a lot more research than the amount of info actually given out. And no one would watch his videos if they already knew all the things his videos were about. It's very likely that Michael is significantly more knowledgeable than the average person who watches his videos.
I'm Only joking. I have some knowledge on how the prion actually attacks the brain. It binds itself to proteins in the brain that it converts into more prions. The body then tries to clear out the prions, leaving holes in the brain.
@@anonymoususer638 same I put my phone to charge then put on my speaker and put a playlist to go sleep mainly it's vsauce but it has real life lore and second thought
Best thumbnail ever.
omg its brusspup :D
omg brusspup!
H-H-hey brusspup.. hows it going? =D
Burs spur!!!
No its why do we wear clothes
This feels more like a confession than a educational episode.
XD
Underrated comment
When you eat human. Your body knows instantly, all of your senses instantaneously combust. Warning: You are not eating animal meat, you are eating yourself.
AHHAA
If you pick at yourself and eat that it is self cannibalism. There ya go..
alternative ending:
michael: *”well, there’s only one way to find out”*
*grabs knife and climbs out of the screen at you*
@@zoewells3160 WHAT
@@zoewells3160 close the phone/Ipad
Ayo
ong
10 years later youtube recommended this video for me
Then it's meant to be something
same bro
Same here lad.
Same here
same
legends don't die
Yeah human tastes good when you drench it in vsauce
fuck sake
Meep
r/puns
Vagina Sauce?
Laurent Spatola hi oh really
Micheal: You are tasting human... right now
Me: *looks down at cereal*
Me: oh shit *runs*
oh my god I did the exact same thing
*Is cereal soup tho?*
For me it’s pretzels
*looks at random boot i found on the street*
Mom: “hey son what did you eat today?”
Me: “it’s complicated”
i ate disappointment, thats u
@@ihatealmosteverythingequal820 hehe "I h(ATE)" get it? Because your name and comment?
@@BasiliskDark536 OH SHIT SO THAT MEANS HE ATE ALMOST EVERYTHING EQUALLY.
What mom would ask that lol
It's not that complicated, just say "I ate human meat"
Only Michael can put you in and bring you out of an existential crisis in 10 minutes.
Just with a video he made a decade ago.
That we’re rewatching for the nth time.
May I introduce you to Kurzgesagt
Kurzgesagt - in a nutshell
That's me right now
Michael: “What does human taste like?”
Cashier: Sir this is a McDonald’s drive thru
Oof I tried to laugh
@Roberto ZavalaZepeda lol
They are the same, garbage
Since cow etc basically taste like human (or does human taste like cow etc?🤪) they should have just said "Big mac" lolloll
@golden maknae you mean prions?
* eating chicken wings*
Michael : “you are eating yourself”
Me : *eats chicken wing nervously*
This made me laugh violently, thank you😂
All life started from somewhere. So yeah. Technically. You are eating yourself.
Human tastes gay
Gay
Vegans : "your are eating other animals body"
2:22 _"Ate and killed a volunteer"_
Shouldn't it be _"Killed and ate a volunteer"?_ ...unless...oh god.
You know, I could just get along with my life without reading this comment.
@@mrben-joseph oof
We know we eat many things alive. We call them fresh fruit and tasty salad. Germs of course.
Yeah better not to think about it, because that's exactly what happened.
That's right, look up a video on it.
“as soon as this thing stops moving it eats it’s own brain” **frantically starts to do squats**
"you are tasting human right now"
me eating a burrito
...oh shit
lmaooo
Bro eating and watching vsauce is a vibe by itself
I ate a burrito too holy shit
...here we go again.
-Carl Jhonson, 1992-
I was just finishing some spaghetti and meatballs. For some reason my phone really wants me to capitalize Spaghetti and Meatballs.
Imagine michaels search history
Insane OMG😳
@@baderapril7545 thats the epic number haha poggers
If you sort Vsauce's videos by oldest, well, let's say its very different to this type of content. That search history would've been even worse.
@@jbuddery3082 and, if you are an OG, you should have know WTF Vsauce Series...
@@baderapril7545 haha 69 is funniest the 4200000000000000000000069th time its said reddit moment lmaoxd
Did anyone else become hyper-aware of their tongue after watching this?
...very...
yes!!
Sadly....
I rather not taste myself
No, but I was hyper-aware of the pink/red color of the peppermint marshmallows in my hot chocolate.
A friend of mine asked the question once, "If you are what you eat, does that make you a cannibal?"
@marievanhouten4183 they mean that since you are you, a human, you are a cannibal of a human since you are what you eat
THE LORD HATH MADE HIS RETURN!!!
YOUR FRIEND IS A GOD U FELLOW HUMAN
exploit detected, it will get fixed in the next patch
I mean, eating cannibals would indeed make you a cannibal.
"You are what you eat"
I don't remember eating a disappointment
You aren't a disappointment
Are you disappoint?
Me neither🤦♂️
That's deep
@@SecretDefect f u
"You're eating yourself"
*gulps*
"By swallowing"
*gulps nervously*
Heh
A bite my nails, Sometimes dead skin gets in my mouth.
...... Swallowing ??
So you're technically a human??
underrated comment
@@picorico5921 yeah i always remove dead skin, but never eaten them
I like how his head costs $1.70
Ryder SA stolen comment
VSL Gaming Apparently people can’t have the same opinion, huh?
It's stolen IDOIT haha noob youtubers lop
1.76 if you add tax.
- 2D why r u triggered geez
anyone else randomly get this recommended 10 yrs later
I dis
Yeah, but it’s not that random lol - he’s not posting long format 🥲
@@aoifedeborha2420 ooooh
Me
Nah, I just searched up taxidermy, found his video and kept binge watching vsauce vids until I got here
“Hey VSauce, Michael here. Eating your own booger’s is gross, BUT “
I love VSauce intros lol
@@snootcomrade9473 nice
@@snootcomrade9473 not nice
@@snootcomrade9473 nice
@@snootcomrade9473 not nice
TH-cam police lol
It's insane to another level to know this was created 8 years ago. I remember coming home from school and seeing this right before a trip to the grocery store. I pictured Michael's head in all the meat packages.
💀
glorious
lmao
Horrifying but yet, relatable
bro they watching you 💀
COVID-19: *Enters my body*
All the boogers I ate as a dumb 6-year-old: You messed with the wrong house fool!!
Covid : ey ey ey ey ! Big boog ! It's me Cov !
@M M how mom's got killed ? We gotta talk about it .
@@Bigstepperunderground You killed her Cov!
@@hemarawat2637 😂 good one , didn't see that coming !
@@Bigstepperunderground 😂😂😂
Vsause Casually Chopping His Head Off So We Can See It In The Thumbnail
Then Puts It Back On After To Explain The Video
I am sorry to disappoint you but he probably realised the thumbnail after filming the video where he explain everything.
@@xyos7647 You are right, he tweeted about that back then
Yeah. That's a true legend
When he says “hey vsauce, Michael here”, he is saying that he is Michael which implies that we are vsauce
vsac
We've always been vsauce
Remember that video when he said he was made of vsauce?
Maybe Vsauce was the wisdom we made along the way
I've noticed that too
Why is the *Fbi* at my front door
Buzzcuntyear Blastoff FBI OPEN UP
Monserrat Sánchez I was gonna say that
BravesGamingPS4 lol
B U Z Z C U N T Y E A R
I know you irl
Idk how I feel about Michael calling toothpaste a “cuisine”
KIRAAAA
Kira... Aren't you a sailor or something? What the fuck are you doing here?! Don't you have something better to do with that Josefumi Kujo guy or smt?
Jerry Smith idk what tf you are talking about, I know a Jotaro kujo , and his uncle josuke, but idk who this guy is
@@yoshikagekira564 shame on you for not reading JoJolion, the best part ever
@@yoshikagekira564 spoiler: Kira is a Joestar and Josuke Higashikata is a fusion between Kira and Josefumi Kujo
Gonna start Wagyu A5 Human business from now on
My brain: intresting
My body: **sweats nervously**
What if you cloned yourself and eat your clone? Hmmmmmmmmmmm....
my brain says ''no'', but my body says ''yes''
I say no but my taste buds say “hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm”
@@abdmin3268 well just ask your twin (if you have one)
Or eat a small part of you body
*Sweats tastiness*
“Top ten foods Gordon actually liked”
Who’s Gordon
@@JJ_Jonah Gordon Ramsey my guy
@@JJ_Jonah za best chef
Oh okay does he have a show or something?
@@JJ_Jonah wait are you joking or do u actually dont know who he is
6:59
_heheh, i remember when i played _*_Minecraft_*_ and named a _*_Raw Beef_*_ with my name and showed it to my mom and said _*_"look mom, i am what i eat"_*
TO THE RANCH
😂
Same with me but the raw beef is my mother
Good times..
Oh hell yes
3:23 HOLDUP WHY DO YOU THINK THATS THE BEST DESCRIPTION MICHEAL, HOW WOULD YOU KNOW IF HES RIGHT 💀
I think he means the most descriptive/interesting
As always, thanks for uploading.
MAMAs b0y wow.. what a small world "-"
good job on those animations btw!
mianite xd
As always, thanks for eating
Lol say that again today.
It's so interesting that cannibalism itself is not illegal. It's what someone might do before cannibalism that would be illegal, like murder, assault or misconduct with a corpse.
Cannibalism is not illegal? Huh?
@@timmy18135 actually eating the meat isn't the crime, is what he means.
@@microondasradioativo I think the act of eating human meat could be the crime in some circumstances. If you obtain a human corpse legally - like if you're a mortician or something - and then decide to eat some of it, then the act of eating it is what constitutes "misconduct with a corpse". Of course, that would also mean you would have to eat it without cooking or preparing it in any way.
@@Kaiser-ks3yq to be honest I don't believe anything from Reddit unless it has multiple sources of irrefutable evidence. I can't imagine you'd get much meat from a foot and whatever you did get would be really tough and gristly.
@@idot3331 If I remember correctly, there are more bones in your feet and hands combined than the rest of your body, so finding that much meat for not just one but multiple tacos seems pretty implausible IMO
I wonder what my FBI Agent thinks of me when seeing this video
Heblo lol
🤔
Can’t like m8, sorry, sacred number
@@Dumb_Killjoy someone ruined the sacred number :(
They will even see your comment
Did anyone notice a mosquito passing by in the upper left part of the screen at 2:45 - 2:46?
Yes
Huh
Yes omg she must be a paid actor
@@Godofnothingness6 she? Que tal¿
I hate mosquitoes
If _"you are what you eat"_ then only the cannibals are the humans..
h
I am hula hoops
WHAT THE ACTUAL FU-
We eat cows, they eat grass so we eat grass so..
WE ARE GRASS
@@rebeccarachel243 Close enough, grass "eats" sunlight for energy, we're technically solar powered so is all life.
so am i technically a cannibal because i chew dead skin off my lips
Zulfburht who doesn’t
Zulfburht Don’t forget the skin from your fingers.
I AGREE WITH ALL OF YOU...
Glad to see I’m not alone on that
i think about this every time
*CIA has joined the chat*
**Everyone has left the chat**
Yes we have
FBI has joined the chat
FBI : FBI OPEN UP
@@grantgabriel6958 Humans: people open up!! FBI: *opens up*
Years ago when I first found this channel. I fell in love the first day and subscribed, this video was the first new video I ever watched of VSauce. I will never forget it. The thumbnail was so dang cool to me
"You Are What U Eat"
**slowly fades into a waffle**
I'm still a human, you don't ask
*slowly morphs into a dorito
@@henrysutherland5292 turns into a cheeto
so that’s why there are dickheads in the world
*slowly fades into a an oven*
If you are what you eat, I am a innocent man
Coyote sdm That’s fucking deep
hi i’m a gay little shit :3 agreed
If you are what u eat, Im a bag of kettle chips bc I just ate that
Xenomni
good to know you're okay with who you are
Thats not even deep its just a joke...
"...ate and killed..."
That order is implying he was eaten alive, and died in a stomach...
@Johan Liebert *god please no-*
v o r e
STOP!! THIS THE POLICE!!
@Johan Liebert 🥵🥵🥵
*gets flashbacks to how giants ate people in attack on titan*
Michael Stevens “Answering the questions were to afraid to ask since 1986”
"You are what you eat"
Now i'm officialy declared myself as doritos
Yeh same
😂😂
You know what I mean?
@@lindsay8320 hey
YES, I KNOW WHAY U MEAN LOL
“You are what you eat”
I ate to much spaghetti
Now I regretti
HAHAHAHAAHAHHHA GET IT CAUSE SPAGHETTI AND REGRET MAKE REGRETTI HAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD SO FUNNY
@@rwbando9259 no
RW Bando bro wtf crack head
@@rwbando9259 do you need help?
RW Bando
This is called a failed joke, the main comment is funny though, just the reply :l
you are what you eat...
*but I don’t remember eating a pathetic failure...*
Haha good one
I guess I’m my grandma’s ashes
@@TH-camChannel-ek8fu r/cursedcomments
This is big M O O D. Also i didn't remember eating deppresion
i am a cow.
*m o o o o*
nothing like a good existential crisis watching Micheal
I love how Michael can take a question that would take 30 seconds to answer and turn it into a 10+ minute long video
gotta earn dat revenue
10 minutes is key
That's his style. When tackling a question, he prefers to give long answers over shorter ones.
Supermynci9000 and also going completely off topic most of the time. Not that I'm complaining.
But still interesting
*Not even 10 seconds in*
Michael: eAtinG yOur Own bOogERs mIgHt bE sMaRt.
Me: ah shit, here we go again.
Edit: why are people liking this
What the fuck are you two doing?
@@hashy0x43 I have no idea, my friend.
*might*
Yum
Happy WALEK drinking*
*Asking for a friend*
My friend asked for me
69 likes... nice
Creeper? Aw man. Come here
Aw it’s the plague doctor
@@creeperawman.9399 same! And then he ate me
Why is this getting recommend to me 10 years later?
Same for me
“Judge, if you are what you eat, my client is an innocent man.”
he ate an innocent man
@@doctoonnThank you for explaining, I didn't get the joke, I am not being sarcastic, I literally did not understand at first.
@@joshualam9746 no problem 😄
fr saul goodman
underrated comment LMFAO
“You are what you eat”
* turns to popcorn *
*turns to mandarine*
*Turns into grandads ashes*
Condom Arms
that is so cursed
*looks down at my arse*
@Condom Arms r/cursedcomments
1:29
wait...did...DID THE CANNIBAL WAIST THE “Meat a Cannibal” PUN!?!?!?!
Facepalms
I see you didn't WASTE the WAIST pun.
Gábor Králik ah, you’ve got a keen EYE on you!
I love you guys for these puns
you made my day 💝
@@localthottie1255 I love you from head to toe, too.
I would say the taste is kind of salty, yet sweet. Cooking it in an oven at around 225 celsius for around 2 hours it makes it tender. Adding a bit of salt really enhances the taste. No need to thank me :)
😦
Bro who did you eat that tasted like that?
yum
Oh!
*"Hey Vsauce, Michael here. Eating your own boogers is gross"* impecable intro
"Hey, Vsauce. Michael Here. Where are your fingers?"
*impeccable
MegaTamaMan W H E R E A R E Y O U R F I N G E R S
Hey, Vsauce. Michael here. Down here. But Where is down and what does it weigh?
"but it might, be smart."
I accidentally bite my tongue sometimes
It tastes like **pain**
I think I accidentally ate a bit of my tongue it does taste like pain
@@Sm1le4Me1 ew
omfg true
It tastes like blood 😂
Lol
Michael:*talking about meat flavour*
Michael: *grabs a cat*
Me: Michael PLEASE put the cat down
I bet he will put it down by eating it
big 00f They taste good
@@funnymufflerjerkypalboobookeys yes
Please no
Michael: *_*puts down cat in mouth*_*
Bro came from serving cannibalism to serving a life sentence 😂
Hmmm... will we go to jail if we unknowingly serve victims human flesh? We were thinking 'Accidental Cannibal Prank'...
Didn't expect to see you guys here.
I did NOT expect you here. Well seems you do like science
(GONE SEXUAL)
Yup. Just go to Mcdonalds or any fast food restaraunt has human flesh chunks.
@@jimmygarcia7250 lol what
If you are what you eat, Voldemort is a unicorn
Kat Kit best comment omfg ahahah
But he sucks white unicorn blood.
@@gyrozeppeli00 Well then he is white unicorn blood
WHY HAVE YOU SPOKEN THE NAME?
Kat Kit that means I’m a fish, or an apple. Maybe even cheesecake.
There are enough bones in the human body to create an entire skeleton.
Poor luka all that vore
TIL
You don't say!
*Mind Blown.*
No shit Sherlock.
This is a very “hey vsauce Micheal here, your home security system is great, or is it”
Whenever people ask “I wonder what human flesh taste like” I always enjoy nonchalantly saying “well developed veal” and watch the horror spread across their faces
U absolute legend
@@nuclearnadal8449 looks like we were reading this comment at the same time
@@Flumsycat I read it six days after you guys.
@@SooberYooberToober I read it a week after you
@@G_money333 I read it a month after you
Me: Hey, do u want to come over for dinner?
Friend: What r u cooking?
Me: -you-
a person you-r genitals*
I was almost devoured by a family of cannibals...
In the outerworlds of course. Had to kill all of them. Great game. Highly recommend.
Vore
Hi I’m Kresten
please keep posting cursed comments in more vsauce videos this is the second comment i have seen from u on this vid that is cursed
Huamm tastes gay
Friend: OMG WHY WOULD YOU EAT ANOTHER PERSON?!
Me: It was for science.
buddy you are a chicken.how did u type this in the first place?
@@maybe325 I am actually 3 robots dressed as lizard people in a dog suit wearing a trench coat.
Chicken but but your a chicken not a human that would not be one if you eat another chicken and chicken are not people humans are people.
HumanLivesMatter
Chicken 🐓
We have managed to take audio waves, divide and reconstruct them to create harmonies, and sequence them to create melodies that are pleasing to the ear.
Ever wonder what would happen if we gave digital values to the components of taste?
Sing me a marmalade…
7:12
"Here's a fun way to think about it," *grabs cat out of nowhere*
The poor thing look confused
The fact my mouth is watering watching this has concerned me
💀💀💀
Omg, same😭
just take some pictures
Buddy 😭
Meat was never off the menu, boys 🥩
They say you are what you eat... I don't remember eating Tracer.
I'm already genji
What about widowmaker
I'm already widowmaker
ok
I’ll be bastion
10 years old, and the thumbnail is still one of the best I've seen in TH-cam.
I would love to have micheal as a teacher
Boymaster Löth scolfield?
Boymaster Löth I would love to have michael as a steak...I mean...what?
Kasper Löth me too
He would just go off topic
Kasper Löth is he not?
When you accidentally leave the volume at max in the middle of the night and that “Hey, vsauce!” gives you a heart attack.
Same
"hey vsauce, Michael here.
how is your taste and how fast can you run?"
wanna learn how to make lemon cake..? well its your lucky day
Ingredients:
1/2 pound (2 sticks) unsalted butter, at room temperature
2 1/2 cups granulated sugar, divided
4 extra-large eggs, at room temperature
1/3 cup grated lemon zest (6 to 8 large lemons)
3 cups flour
1/2 teaspoon baking powder
1/2 teaspoon baking soda
1 teaspoon kosher salt
3/4 cup freshly squeezed lemon juice, divided
3/4 cup buttermilk, at room temperature
1 teaspoon pure vanilla extract
For the glaze:
2 cups confectioners' sugar, sifted
3 1/2 tablespoons freshly squeezed lemon juice
Instructions:
Step 1: Preheat the oven to 350 degrees F. Grease and flour 2 (8 1/2 by 4 1/4 by 2 1/2-inch) loaf pans. You may also line the bottom with parchment paper, if desired.
Step 2: Cream the butter and 2 cups granulated sugar in the bowl of an electric mixer fitted with the paddle attachment, until light and fluffy, about 5 minutes. With the mixer on medium speed, add the eggs, 1 at a time, and the lemon zest.
Step 3: Sift together the flour, baking powder, baking soda, and salt in a bowl. In another bowl, combine 1/4 cup lemon juice, the buttermilk, and vanilla. Add the flour and buttermilk mixtures alternately to the batter, beginning and ending with the flour. Divide the batter evenly between the pans, smooth the tops, and bake for 45 minutes to 1 hour, until a cake tester comes out clean.
Step 4: Combine 1/2 cup granulated sugar with 1/2 cup lemon juice in a small saucepan and cook over low heat until the sugar dissolves. When the cakes are done, allow to cool for 10 minutes. Remove the cakes from the pans and set them on a rack set over a tray or sheet pan; spoon the lemon syrup over them. Allow the cakes to cool completely.
Step 5:For the glaze, combine the confectioners' sugar and the lemon juice in a bowl, mixing with a wire whisk until smooth. Pour over the tops of the cakes and allow the glaze to drizzle down the sides.
Thnx dude
Thanks I actually made one using your comment lmao
Thanks so much
Uh thank you?
i thought this was a joke
I feel like I am the only person on the planet who doesn't have an issue with orange juice after brushing my teeth, it just tastes like orange juice to me.
I've never met anyone who feels the same way
depends on the toothpaste, try a brand like crest
"You are eating yourself right now"
Me, a nail biter: * slowly pulls finger out of mouth *
Also a nail eater
Also freaked out
You bite your own nails?
I’m not a nail biter personally. I’m more of a eat the skin off your lips until they bleed uncontrollably type of girl.
Edit: I know I seem weird but honestly, the blood taste good and it doesn’t really hurt. I just have to deal with fricked up lips
Edit 2: glad to see I’m not the only one lmao. I hope all of the people who agree are legit and not just trying be quirky
@@SillySpiderWeb what the fuck
@@nekohutao for me the blood is the best part, taste good.
Edit: honestly, the lip skin is good too. The blood is just more flavorful, I really like when I get a good chunk of lip skin with blood all over it. That’s the best! It’s like when you enjoy drinking out of your favorite cup more then the others because somehow it makes your brain think it’s better with it.
I love how Michael's severed head was only $1.70
*served not severed
@@robotdestroyer3111 no no, he was right
It was 2.70 but you're right I guess it's pricier to get one shaved
@@tigerboy4705 no, no, but the second guy had a point
_Any_ meat can taste good if you put a little Vsauce on it~
I love you
dude you're awesome
Ba dum tssss
Vsauce videos feel like they take place in a Nightvale radio show
This man’s videos are timeless and great as well as educational
true
Because Human taste isn't changing anytime soon.
💀 No it changed
Don't ask how I know...
I do wish I could watch the video, but I'm having an old friend for dinner. Byeee........
Umbrabellum xd
that has a different meaning...
By explaining the joke you ruined it. Thanks.
Umbrella Man hahaha that's the best joke ever :D
Hannibal...? hahaha
"This is, in my opinion, the best description of the taste of human meat."
...How do you know the description is accurate, Michael?
sus
@@quimiu4400 Suspicious but without the picious.
Vsus
@@Khaled-xv9dq dun dun dun dun dun dun dun
@@doctoonnemergency meeting!
Vsauce: is eating humans cannibalism?
Thomas Harris: Ah...We call that Hanniblism around here.
Jodie Foster: Oh you mean Hopkinism right?
Soylent Green is people!
Soylent Green is people!
Soylent Green is people!
Soylent Green is people!
Nice Zootopia parody reference.
Daniel Chervin I watched the viceland documentary about it XD even though I'm a kid
Kassieananassie Soylent green is nutritious & delicious, tastes just like grandma
Does that mean Pepsi is made out of human flesh?!!?!
I'm guessing this is a Watsky reference?
This guy in 2014 has better camera quality than most people in 2022
I keep forgetting how old these videos are lol
Cameras are expensive man, can't blame me
2014 wasnt that long ago bud
Is PS4 era not that long lmao
@@vinaamii3915 it was 9 years ago
*Watches this video*
FBI Agent: "You hungry bro?"
FBI agent: You aren't you when you're hungry
*Gives snickers bar*
You: *realises you are in a commercial*
@@SecretDefect You : oh so now im a snickers bar
@@wantimw FBI agent: well technically yes, since you are what you eat
Memes
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeee
This is my favorite thumbnail of all time
Guys imagine how smart vsauce is, just from researching and making informing videoes on TH-cam. This guy must know about so much more stuff than anyone else
this man could brainwash everyone without anyone knowing
He is an information retailer. All of his information can be found on the internet. He just wraps it up in meal size serving. My point is I doubt he knows more stuff than anyone, he just repeats what is already known. It isn't bad, I like watching him, I dont doubt hes smart but he isnt a superhuman.
Congrats on 69 likes
your likes are at 69 so i am not gunna like it :D
@@PRubin-rh4sr A retailer knows more about the products they sell than most people who buy their products. By going through a "retailer" you are gaining less knowledge than the retailer has, as they had to do a lot more research than the amount of info actually given out. And no one would watch his videos if they already knew all the things his videos were about. It's very likely that Michael is significantly more knowledgeable than the average person who watches his videos.
If I buy and eat a Michael head at $1.70, will I become smart?
Himanshu Wilhelm No, you may contract Creutzfeldt-Jakob disease.
I'm Only joking. I have some knowledge on how the prion actually attacks the brain.
It binds itself to proteins in the brain that it converts into more prions. The body then tries to clear out the prions, leaving holes in the brain.
Himanshu Wilhelm xDD
Kelsey L. I bet you’re fun at parties.
Brian Scalabrine he must get laid in college...
naw jk. you need knowledge to survive in this world.
You are what you eat. Well, I'm a person...
That's nice
you are what you eat. stop eating pork!
PatrykWolski Damn commie a-rab
I am what i am?! But..ive never ate a bowl of awesomeness
+ZzBlueCheezekakezZ I guess that explains that then. :)
I'm getting this video recommended after 10 freaking years
Same
Michael put down the butcher knife okay?
Michael?
Michael!
*Audio Dissrupted*
What the fresh fuck
Mpdtbkommad
Michal
Michael!
MICHAEL!!!
🤣
Summer Thompson r/ihadastroke
michael is what you get when you dont take your ADHD meds
I can confirm this is 100% what happens. My friends tell me to shut up because I have adhd and just keep talking about weird things
I can confirm
Yea but people actually enjoy listening to what Michael has to say
🤣🤣🤣
Can confirm
I was half expecting Michael to say “trust me I have first hand experience”
first HAND... okay no, that was dumb
@@JDKDKDLDKDKDKDKKKDERYY genius.
3:52 this is what human tastes like
Be honest you came here watching vsauce and it's like 2am and you can't sleep and your going to watch more vsauce
Vedat Silver yup😂
I actually go to sleep with vsauce on in the background
@@anonymoususer638 same I put my phone to charge then put on my speaker and put a playlist to go sleep mainly it's vsauce but it has real life lore and second thought
True but its 5am
Actually its 6am and i got school in an hour so im gonna stay up
Me, trying to eat pizza:
Michael: boogers are yummy :D
*spits pizza*
Me: what did you sayyyy?
Ewww!!!! That is gross!!!!!!!!
@@nebulouscat5477 I use to taste a booger it taste like salt
@@Amethyst044 when I was in kindergarten that wasn't true
You are what you eat. When I was 5 I ate stones so...
I'm a Stoner
+Ross McEwen LOL that was sooooo..... lame. and no one cares.
Well clearly you did as you posted that comment instead of just keeping rolling through the comments.
Isiah Friedlander Still no one cares...
none yah bizwax You seem to care enough to keep responding
Isiah Friedlander again nobody cares.
As a dude who can relate, raw human meat tastes sour, when cooked, it’s like burnt pork