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www.snopes.com/food/tainted/dr...
science.howstuffworks.com/scie...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Five-sec...
Applied Microbiology: onlinelibrary.wiley.com/store/...
Jillian Clarke: www.howard.edu/newsroom/releas...
Mythbusters: dsc.discovery.com/tv-shows/myt...
minutephysics on "touch": • What is Touch?
Electrons as waves: www.rhythmodynamics.com/Gabrie...
Adhesion:
www.coatingspromag.com/article...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adhesive...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quantum_...
books.google.co.uk/books?id=cu...
Intermolecular Forces:
www.chemguide.co.uk/atoms/bond...
ww2.chemistry.gatech.edu/~lw26...
hyperphysics.phy-astr.gsu.edu/...
Molecule speed (interactive): aspire.cosmic-ray.org/labs/gas...
Molecular Dynamics: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Molecula...
Phone book friction: www.de-monstrare.nl/pdf/Phoneb...
Orders of Magnitude: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orders_o...
Germ facts:
etiquette.about.com/od/Smartph...
www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/10...
www.geeksugar.com/Computer-Mou...
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Title: "Is The 5-Second Rule True?"
5 seconds in: "Bananas are radioactive."
Wait people watch it? I just stopped after he asked the question...'its always too long ' so i go for the comments..its a lot more enjoyable.
Isn't it why people watch him? That's at least my reason for that, i watch Vsauce for radioactive bananas. Yes i just said that.
@@henrykcabak7979 radioactivne banany
Aubrie Elliott Vsauce: bananas are radioactive
Me: god damn it Chernobyl
5 minutes in: Quantum physics
“No officer, I did not punch that man. He just felt the electrons from my fist at a subatomic distance.”
LMAO
Lmfaoooo
“Whats the difference”
@@73v3l8 “my atoms resisted him. Therefore I never touched him”
I heard this joke in an animated video
i use the “the dog will eat it” rule
Vsauce is one of those youtubers whose video style never really changes and I love it.
Fr😭
Short answer: no
Long answer: you can pick up a car with 2 phone books
Oook
@@Karol-le9bt Vsause man? His name is Micheal Stevens.
Thank you
Sharkcraft and?
Gage Slagle love this comment
I use the "is the food good enough to risk infection from rule"
That is a good rule
good rule 😊
laugh my fucking ass off man
good idea
buuuurn! Are you feelin' it Moo5?
I cannot stress enough how great this channel was and is. These trains of thought are so thoroughly explored and so well researched that the usual ten-minute runtime provides a deep pool of research. Thank you, Michael, and everyone involved in these studies. Your work will be remembered and cherished by many!
0:48 the way michael subtly drops the banana without a care is just so funny to me 😂
Me:picks food in 4.99 seconds
Bacteria: *ANGRY AS FUK
llol your channel sucks nice name
But it gets on in a millisecond
llol your Channel sucks
SleepyGaming r/wooosh
Xbox_ Gamer r/woooosh
Is the 5 Second Rule True?
Michael: “Well first, we’re gonna need to define “the”
Solid joke but what about “is”? We need to start at the true beginning lol
@@sharkprisoner1909 before we learn about "is" we need to learn about "true"
@@jackrivera4398 before we learn about "the" we need to learn what is "food"
Uh touch
@@talktime_s touch? Me?
3:35 so no officer, I did not body slam that kid
I’ve discovered you recently but I have to admit that every video you’ve done it’s absolutely entertaining 🎉❤
i can't believe this is from 8 years ago, this man seems so fluent and catchy even today
That’s Vsauce for you Almost all of his videos are Very entertaining And Informative
Especially since only 2 years before this he created the "masterpiece" super fart bros
Well it’s seems like his camera equipment and the way he talks is from the time your watching it at, crazy
@@cgplays9 can you stop being a bitch lmao
@@cgplays9 oh but you still find ways to be one Bryan
I'm faster I catch my food in air
+Dessert Limbo but there is also aerosolized bacteria ;)
Noureddine Madkour DAMN YOU! (but wouldnt it get dirty when I just hold it?)
+Dessert Limbo Doesn't that mean it was already dirty when you held it the 1st time D: .
is this the 1st stage of germophobia?
Noureddine Madkour well I'll eat it anyways in air or on the ground :3
+Dessert Limbo embrace the salmonella
Only Michael can make a yes or no question into a 10 minute long video
It’s only when Vsause brings up the old TH-cam i realizes how old this video is. This content is truly timeless
imagine someone telling vsauce to shut up and then he's like...
*what IS shutting up* ?
Whoever tells him to shut up must be crucified.
@@rykeranimations74 messed up, but i agree with you
@@rykeranimations74 yes
And then he goes to shutting a door
you cant actually shut "up"
or can you?
Just imagine if he was your science teacher
Nightmares are gonna happen to those people
Hi
Ngl, would be the best dream come true
Then he will never come to class he will always be in his 'minefield' tuition
Noice
Thats gotta be one of my favorite Vsauce intros ever
5:09 I remember having always wondered why and finding out on this show and commenting on it on my now deleted youtube channel 4 years ago :(
"If nobody saw it, eat it rule"
The best rule
For me its brush it off rule
😂😂
😂😂
My rule lmao
Vsauce was VERY ahead of his time. His old videos would still be amazing even if they were made today.
Bananas are fantastic
It was only 8 years ago. Relax.
V
its more like the videos are timeless, the information is very well articulated and laid out, it's always entertaining to come back and watch, the production quality itself (editing, animation, presentation, etc.) is REALLY good too, and at least for me I seem to always learn something new, or come to a newer understanding of stuff he talked about when I didn't understand it too well the first time or I just forgot. It all makes it worth rewatching in the future
Dude true
I Came To Watch Him Simply Say “No” But Some Reason It’s A 10 Minute Video.
The "five second rule" should be called the "Rule that lets people eat food of the floor"
I don't understand why there is 2.9K dislikes in this video.
Vsauce is Litterally educating you for free.
Also, sorry if this is annoying but I have a TH-cam Channel called LightenStar-.. forget it
Not anymore, unfortunately. His old videos like this were the BEST. I wish he kept doing these.
@@icecreamjunkie6790 Agreed.
@@DevisingDevin But those dislike bots are controlled by someone.
This video taught me more about science then a whole lesson in an 8th grade science class
Free Internet?
Me: touches a girl
Her boyfriend: STOP TOUCHING MY GIRL
Michael: We need to first define touch.
mohamed kassem محمد كيف حالك
Hey stop feeling my girlfriend's electrons react against yours
you aren't actually touching anything, because atoms are slightly apart
YoU cAn'T tOuCh AnYtHiNg
@@UntitIed123 thats wrong. watch his original video about touch th-cam.com/video/yE8rkG9Dw4s/w-d-xo.html
I’m starting to watch your older videos! Good times 🥰
He is amazing for tricking me constantly into knowledge
Is the 5-second rule true?
Short answer: no
Long answer: 0:00
😅😅😅
The whole point is to explain the answer scientifically so you can learn.....
Ok??
@@brysonsirus7747 r/woooosh
@@skinwalker_schizo4526 more like r/teacher wannabe/woooosh
@@skinwalker_schizo4526 this is not reddit you can remove the "r/" now
Purposefully drop banana*
“This is unfortunate”
Picks it up.
Drops again.
Banana:😔
Banana abuse
Poor banana
@@majdaasee4744 Banabuse
Josiah McGhee this is unfortunate
sometimes when im bored i put on of these vids on in the background and just chill, smth therepuedic abt this stuff
I love that vsauce is so high quality and formulaic enough to wear they're all timeless, unless of course the research he used gets disproven in the future, but it'll always be entertaining atleast
Anti-vax kid: * touches a phone*
Instant death
Epic
@Alex xD
Thu-Real-Choco Rica Bacteria was super effective.
Imagine just touching a phone *instant death*
Lol funny thing, I was an anti Vax kid and I haven't been sick since I got mercury poisoning when I was 2 from a vaccine ✌️
Just wait for 15 minutes and bacteria is legally allowed to leave
Espada kurosaki lol
Actually, wait 0.000000017 and it gets dirty... soooo wait 0.0000765 and u can leave according to ur time which is 4500 times the 5 second rule.
What am i even saying?
I laughed out laud
Lol
lol
Was just thinking about this and it pops up in my feed😮
I one thing I actually learned from Vsause and have been implementing in my day to day life after watching dozens of his videos is the banana trick
0:24 when my parents birthed me.
Damn, they called you food!
@@asherphillips5083 sucks
Same
You dropped on the floor too?
@@FrankyFeedler yep
I dont use the '5 second rule' excuse, i use the 'ive done so many things that are considered gross that my immune system is probably good enough that i dont need to give a crap' excuse
Ah the "I'm a filthy ape anyway. What's some extra bacteria?" rule.
covid : "yo.. you guys ｌｉｖｅ like this?"
@@g0d5m15t4k3 same
@@alexamderhamiltom5238 literally “damn bitch you live like this?”
Lol 😂 samn boat I can eat stuff like chicken that's been left out un refrigeratorted cook it and eat it then leave unthawed chickin in the fridge for several days before cooking and eating it
Omg 11 years ago and it’s still good
You want to know how fast? Grab two neodymium magnets and put them near each other, and the moment they are together, that's how fast.
People:
“The 5-second rule”
Michael: 0:24-0:46
“The 22 second rule”
24 seconds*
Matias Piredda
46-24=22
@@Xheooon not true 46-24 = 73 learn math
@@Boomshteck learn math
Just a random dude please tell me this is a joke
Brother: crying because I hit him
Mom: why did you hit him?!
Me: I didn’t even touch him
Mom: yes you did, I saw you!
Me: 2:50
😂😂🤣
How do i save a commebt
PERFECT EXCUSE!!!👍🏻
A SAMSUNG GALAXY A10E USER it is, isn’t it?
That was goooood!!
I saw this and remembered a incident where my Lil cousin ate chips that were laying on the ground for like hours/days. But he was fine instead I got sick
the fact that u made a 10 minute video about the 5 second rule absolutely astonishes me
Michael: "This is unfortunate"
no Michael that is a banana
Top noch dad joke right here
No it’s a fricking seagull
No, its a baby
@@tuesdaywithanh Top **notch** spelling right here.
@@mrplumpkin_x3c my apologies, I now realize I have a minor spelling error. My point got across, and I actually don't mind getting my spelling corrected in a friendly manner. However, I don't appreciate the dose of passive aggressiveness, and that's the *t*.
* *thinks of all the things I've eaten off the ground* *
F.
*f*
I'd think same and say.. yeah, our immune system is op ;D
@@shibiku8916 it is OP but it have a waterslide for cancer cells.
*F*
Have u ever eaten and mushroom?? Then ur body is half dead
*F*
man was asking the real questions ay ahead of time
If you press W you add 2 times more bacteria to your finger.
W comment
WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
W
How about the "my immune system can handle this" rule :D
Still dangerous
I can handle the danger ^^
fun and games until you get salmonella
whats salmonella?
its a disease that turns you into a salmon
"Is the five seconds rule true?"
*5 min later*
"molecular dynamics"
9
Michael does not fail to amaze me
everything is made of molecules so it makes sense
@@griefing7487 but no one would expect that from a vid asking a simple question such as "is the 5 second rule true?" (barring ppl who know vsause lo)
@@PULVERIZER01 there is no other way of addressing if the rule is true or not without mentioning bacteria and molecules doe
How is this guy so timeless
0:29 I say the 0 second rule. I believe it transfers almost immediately.
I have never seen any human being peel a banana like that in the entire history of my existence.
Pretty short one then
@@freds2150 I'm 31 and I've never seen someone snap a banana in half to peel it
@@Corn0nTheCobb lol no I was kidding neither have I.
shabnam noureen it’s actually op. So much cleaner.
He’s pretty genius, I’m gonna start doing that now.
Food : **Falls on the floor**
Bacteria : *Match begins in 5 seconds*
DoSpiiR unoriginal
COLMECTI-GAMING AND MORE or is it?
@@COLMECTIGAMINGANDMORE I never seen a meme like this
niceee
@@fluffymuffin4567 Nice.
6:21 i drifted off for a second and snapped back right at this sentence and wondered what the hell he was talking about
If you're wondering if took him 23 seconds to eat the banana off the floor after he dropped it.
Regular People:“I Dropped My Hotpocket”
Michael: The gravitational Pull of the earth forcefully pulled my edible object of matter containing approximately 1,300,725 atoms and 3,679,000 electrons onto the 2 miles in length sidewalk constructed using concrete and thus contaminated it, therefore having it unable to be consumed due to the bacteria travelled onto the floor, contaminating my banana.....
*Or Did It?*
Regular People: “Michael”
You: “Michel”
*OR DID IT?*
*VSAUCE MUSIC INTENSIFIES*
Half-Life: 3 lol good catch
*cue music*
Foot Fungus THE LAST THING YOU’D WANT IN YOUR BURGER KING BURGER IS SOMEONE’S FOOT FUNGUS
“is the 5 second rule true?”
“no”
“and as always thanks for watching”
Lol haha
Well yeah basically what e says
Lol that would be a short video
"Awesome Imma sub this is really in depth"
lol you WISH those were his videos
so do i...
“This is unfortunate.”
Vsauce music (often head at the end of his videos) is crazy
"Hey vsauce, michael here. and bananas are fantastic!"
*video ends*
Your average 'vsauce out of context' video
yes
“… and as always, thanks for watching.”
@@mark_thurwanger *next video plays*
@@THE_MR_MAN See H infinite genocide go wc IV saw go IV saw go IV go giving thin wc job young oh go into fishermen o wc go VA oh egg oh job ad go echo run am do so so so do seem do to go go th th th go go hop hop hop hop hop hop hop hop hop hop hop hop I'll I'll
My sandwich: falls down
Germs 5 secs later:
*hippity hoppity you are now my property*
HAHA
You mean 1 milisecond later
It's free real estate
WW4GT YT you mean femtosecond
@@blackhole28 Shrug
The fact that he was able to talk for 10min about 5 only seconds is impressive
10 long years since l first saw this vid😅.Heres to many more!
She: I'm pregnant!
Vsauce: wtf! I never even touched you!
Underrated
“Or did I?”
@@henrypecha lol.
:Wtf! My electrons didn't even react to yours!
Henry Pecha *vsauce music starts*
He:(touching my arm) Hey!
Me: Don't touch my electrons bro!
The electrons are repeling
😂😂😂😂😂😂
DONT TOUCH MY FUCKEN ELECTRONS YOU PEICE OF SHIT AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY ELECTRONS HOW DARE YOU
This channel is amazing!
Damn i didn’t knew that this video was old until he talked about his other channel
bro imagine the bacterie being like “hold on boys, we gotta wait 5 seconds or els- aw heck they picked it up”
"Shut up, clock in and load up'
cool playlists
@@williamlucente2599 tahnk
Bro imagine making an original comment 😳
I mean, even if they would. The object they are on, for example a hair or dust, is sticking to your food. They got plenty of time moving over. I never understood that 5 second rule. :D
"93% of our shoes are contaminated with fecal matter"
Thanks I hate it.
r/tihi
Including the inside.
I know that full picture on your profile pic. Nice
I just had a flash back, when me and the boys had a daring game
And...
We licked all of our shoes...
I licked it before for 10 bucks I was fine
I remember I had a friend in primary school, she was a little strange. she dropped a piece of cheese out of a sandwich and it stuck to the pavement outside and then she picked it up swiftly and ate it straight away, saying "10 second rule" as she chewed on a gravelly cheese slice
The only thing more fantastic than bananas is the first 4 seconds of this video out of context
Doctor: are you aware of how he died?
Mom: he ate to much god damn bananas
Lmao
@Pyromanic Gaming Or can they?
@Pyromanic Gaming more
th-cam.com/video/vZzxmI5BGFQ/w-d-xo.html
@Pyromanic Gaming are you challenging me
@Pyromanic Gaming ARE YOU CHALLENGING ME?
I feel so smart when i watch these.
Thought your name was "just a Black"
@@ee-ud1tf lmao
Same I'm on a sick day so I watch this
Indeed yes hmmm
But in reality you stay as dumb as at the begining
Truly amazing facts.
We all know we use that rule for when we drop a piece of food we want to eat on the floor you can just say the 5 second rule and still enjoy the food with less people questioning you.
I swear to god, this person has an answer to every single midnight thought I have
Like why are you still single
@@breazy832 The forecast says it will be very Breazy tonight.
True
God*
@@MostDopeBrandon lol?
Here’s an alternative: the catch the food before it touches the floor rule
Good point XD
good point xd
point x
imagine ruining the chain smh
Yeah when that happens it is so satisfying lol
I must say, this video is absolutely fantastic! The information it provides is top-notch, and it kept me engaged and entertained throughout. The visuals are breathtaking, and I came away with a wealth of new knowledge. I highly recommend this video to anyone seeking a deeper understanding of this subject. You've done an outstanding job.
i was about to be skeptical about this being shot 10 years ago but this could've been made yesterday and i wouldn't have noticed.
Like Bart Simpson once said "if they fall on the floor then you want them more, because they come with extra toppings"
Lmao
Let’s not think about modern Simpsons.
0:24 "This, is unfortunate"
great meme
That is so funny
My favorite part of the whole video.
h Gaming this is meme worthy
@@Yaboythatguy Yeah, would be cool if that was a meme
Omg I actually thought this was made on this 10years!!!!!!!!!!!! The quality ! The perfection great man you can be great !👍
Imagine Michael getting arrested for Assault, than he just starts explaining that you never 'touch'
0:47 When he dropped the banana again, it made me laugh SO hard.
What is funny?
*Vsauce music starts*
@@mepblep What IS "is"?
haha banana drop go brrr
@@a_literal_crow WHAT IS "What is"?
@@sidicense What is "What is "What is""
I use the “give it to someone else” rule.
Hell is filled with people like you...
Ali Yildirim I’m looking for new recruits all the time.
legend
Jerk
Asshole
9:11 shocked to realise how old this video is by the ancient mobile phone depicted here
11 years and quality is as good as today
“Some call it the 10 second rule.”
Do they want to get the plague?
I use the 3 second one just to be safe
Well so far there is no banana plauge oh wait
I use the 0 second rule.
PixelMiners 0.99?
@Rafael Khristian Arce Hernandez can you tell me the location of the funeral?id like to come
"Hey Vsauce, Michael here.
And bananas are fantastic"
Michael for the next Doctor on Doctor Who!!
Or are they?
no homo
We are so lucky to have vsauce like wtf
This is the one channel that is acceptable to watch while eating
"Hey, Vsauce. Michael here. And bananas are fantastic."
-Michael
Rad even
**5 minutes lates** : "So we gotta understand what dirt is"
@@princeofasturias Hahah
lol
lol
Michael: Floor comes in contact with our shoes.
Asian households: I'm about 4 parallel universes ahead of you.
Add Russia to this list too.
I don’t get it explain please
@@user-yy3uo4tv2d Asians usually walk barefoot in their houses
leozack2 Thank you
Also Germany/Europe
How many memes could you make from michael being on the ground, pointing and saying "this is unfortunate"
I use the "I have eaten things off the floor for so many dares and made so much money that I sure ain't stopping now" rule
This is exactly why I bleach my food before I eat it.
smart
CoreyTruscott joke
I'm waiting for the day bleach jokes die.
Mr Teepawt impossible. If you frink bleach your entire stomache will start to bleed and eventually you either die or get medical help, where your entire stomache will be removed and your intestine will be connected to your mouth. Since you will not have your stomache who could break the food into super small portions, you need to blend every type of food into a liquid to go through your intestine
Astra Nox It's a joke
Drops slice of pizza...
Infinite second rule!
Edit: Thanks for so many likes :D
Nice
Your face says it all.
Ha my face is all sauce cheese and peperonis
Aidan Ricard
lol same
cant spell
This is the most useful VSauce video
I stick to the "I got an immune system for a reason" rule. Makes you remember the old George Carlin bit about it, too.
Something something Hudson River and raw sewage if I recall correctly
@@somika87 Yeah, that one. "Tempered in raw shit". Go ahead, TH-cam, delete this for the swearword and weep at how you have become the new television it cannot be said on.