Kevin Gonci I'd have my body, wearing a STAFF IN TRAINING shirt, permanently mounted to one of the seats in Disney Land's Haunted Mansion ride. :D "So, what's it like to work in the mansion?...… Hey, I'm talking to you!.... Oh SHIT!!!" :O
I dont think id ever be able to taxidermy one of my pets. Just the thought of seeing their lifeless body every day knowing theres no part of them actually left inside of there is so sad
I LOVE the "will pass near Pluto in 2015" and see its been a decade from the release of this video... This videos are really timeless and are a classic of TH-cam, for sure I will make my sons (that I dont have) see this videos cause are really priceless. Thank you for still making the same format nowadays, 2023
He said ‘2015’ and I was like, 2015 already passed, did he mean 2025? And then I realized he posted this 11 YEARS AGO. Anyways, who’s watching this in 2024?
I used to be a mortician. I once actually had a request from someone who wanted to be taxidermied when he died. He asked me was it possible how much was it cost and was there a pre-need (buy before you die) plan available. I am not joking. He stated he had spoken to a lawyer and there was nothing at all that would prohibit this from being done legally. I explained that it was simply a service that we were unable to offer. I suggested trying a competitor. We also used to get a lot of calls on April 1st from people asking about the service for Myra Mains (my remains)
him: "Why Don't We Taxidermy Humans?" me: "oh thats something I never asked my self, in fact thats something I never had the slightest interest in knowing. I might as well just watch the whole video, of course."
if you’re suddenly interested in the topic, i highly recommend that you watch ask a mortician’s video on it. she gives the practical reason why human taxidermy is a no-no. in short, it looks really, really bad because it’s just straight up skin and there’s nothing to patch it up, like fur or feathers.
These comments confuse me so much. Y'all act like 9 years ago was the stone age. If this were made in the 1970s, it would be pretty cool, but 2012 really wasn't that long ago. Technology was still pretty damn good back then...
wondering the same thing. especially from a channel that's got 15m subs. not sure how many he had in 2012 but it was probably still a pretty good bit. maybe the algorithm just likes to take older videos that did pretty well and recommend them later on to get some more views and interest.
Or you could just look up an entire clip of the cat drone instead of watching a 20 minute video to see a couple seconds of said cat drone. But whatever you want to comment for attention, I'm fine with it. Judge not lest ye be judged.
When i was like 4 i named my pet fish .cuteness (Pronounced like Dot Cuteness) and i named it like after .com, .net, or .org etc cause i learned a bit about the internet i guess.
I don’t think I could ever have my beloved cat taxidermied. He’s the first pet I’ve had that was completely my own. Paid for him myself. When I moved with my family to a new state, I didn’t make friends for years, so for a longtime, Joey was my only friend. My promise from God everything would be okay. The day I met him at the Humane Society, they dumped him in my arms and he clung to me so tightly! I knew we needed each other. Ever since, he’s slept on my pillow with me, cuddling all through the night and nearly suffocating me with his fur from time to time lol. The only time he EVER hissed at me was when I kept chasing him off my desk, but he wanted to be near me! He’s a good, perfect boy. 12 years old as of 2022. When he’s gone, I know I’m going to want something done with his body, like the ring idea, or a locket with a pinch of his ashes and a picture. But taxidermy’s a little too far. There’d be no light of life in their eyes, and it would just hurt to see
I know it's been 6 months from now since you posted that comment but that very comment made me emotional. Pets are gifts and we should cherish them forever. Joey is truly a good boy, I hope you love him enough:)
I know it's your cat and your decision to make, but in my opinion, if you love an animal as your best friend, the most respectable thing to do is to bury him. I can't imagine keeping remains of my pet near me, but I'm sure people will disagree.
Sounds like me kinda. Lost my cat of 15 years around my birthday last year. Sedition a shitty experience. Make the most of the time you have now with your cat. Much love.
I thought so too! The shoes were seriously over the top. Who needs those?? And the bagpipe? Wow! Makes me glad that nobody is really allowed (or willing) to taxidermy humans.
Spelled ‘want’ wrong. It’s been 4 months and nobody said anything before me, so I said something about it. Sorry that I corrected you, but it really bugged me.
OMG same here, I'm acctually suffering this type of anxiety for about a 2 months, im trying to leave it behind and suddenly I whatched 2 videos of vsauce that caused me more stress
Very funny. Here’s an equally funny way I would do it. Embalmed at the bottom of the ocean. Then I want the last part of my eulogy to be, “It was his dying wish to be swimming with the fish.” Haha, get it? A pirate joke?
I’m surprised you didn’t include more info for Jeremy. Upon first modern inspection, they found his real head stored in his chest cavity. They then stored it on a shelf nearby where they display him at the uni. Then a rival uni stole the head for a ransom, upon the head being returned, it was then stored in the university’s safe.
lRaziel1 Yeah, but think of this: Your body is forever captured into one of nature's fine beauties, while also lasting generations to come. Plus, I can see someone a little secure with it. But then again, you can easily be sold by a descendant, or stolen. But it's still pretty cool.
lRaziel1 I'd rather like the idea of waking up knowing that a loved one now is an expensive rock than knowing that they are a pile of dead flesh buried underground and eaten by maggots.
Well different people have different ways to remember their loved ones. One might be the turning of a corpse to a diamond. This could symbolise how precious they were to that person and how you are never going to forget them. Keeping a part of them with you, not wanting to let go. You're right, it may be weird, but why would you discuss about an accessory with a friend? Nobody i'm friends with cares enough or pays any special attention to what i wear. Even if it's something unusual, a ring or a necklace is so minuscule likelihood is nobody is going to ask.
I once half-jokingly told my husband that when he died, I was going to have him stuffed and turned into an opposable mannequin so I could move him around wherever I wanted. Plus anyone who ever broke in would see him sitting on the couch, go "Nope!", and break right back out. He was relieved when Google said taxidermy on humans is illegal in the US. EDIT: Turns out it's illegal everywhere. So much for making a world tour out of the mourning process...
There was a man who recently had his severed leg taxidermied. It was actually stripped to the bones, cleaned, and mounted but I'm not sure if that's considered taxidermy. Said it took a lot of effort to get someone who would do it.
wonder if you could do it in a way were you could use it as a prothesis, imagine the face of the girl you're dating if after s*x you just remove your leg like that, would be awesome I guess
When I die, I want to be buried in a shallow grave in the woods, just so I can decay and become part of the earth once again. Having a tree planted there would be cool, maybe a sycamore, maple, or spruce, but probably sycamore, although I don't think people would like me to be buried in that way.
That's what my mother wanted, to be burried in a burlap sack and a tree planted on top, so she could feed the tree and live on in a sense that way. She got a casket and a graveyard, sadly choices are really limited in these matters.
Check out the channel Ask a Mortician! Caitlyn is a real life mortician who runs a funeral home that specialises in green burial. She has lots of information about the legality and practicality of green and natural burials that could be very helpful in making sure your wishes are respected.
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if my body isn't made into a remote controlled quadcopter after i die then what was the point
Xd
I'm already having fun with my ashes. (new kind of zombee?).
With remotely controlled arms!
Lol
666 likes
When I die I would taxidermied with my limbs spread out into a position resembling an X, and mounted to a ceiling fan in my living room.
Kevin Gonci I would turn my manhood into a drinking water fountain and placed on Capitol Hill
I would want me and another body ( 1 painted red 1 painted white) on top of each other to look like sushi
I wouldn’t do it but if I had to find a weird way of doing things I would make it so I would become a vacuum with my mouth as the bottoms of the thing
Kevin Gonci I'd have my body, wearing a STAFF IN TRAINING shirt, permanently mounted to one of the seats in Disney Land's Haunted Mansion ride. :D
"So, what's it like to work in the mansion?...… Hey, I'm talking to you!.... Oh SHIT!!!" :O
@@truthseeker4690 this was worth reading 😂
Imagine just lookin up at the sky when you hear a drone sound and see a dead cat flying through the air
I would die of laughter 😂💀
He also did it to a ostrich
Ha.
Amazing, absolutely amazing!!
I would die
"his ashes will reach pluto in 2015"
THAT WAS 9 YEARS AGO WHAT THE HELL
Can't believe it's been this long
Now its in Kaiper Belt or smth. 9 billion km from Earth.
Geez we old gang
@@LunaLunara2904it seems like only yesterday I was born
@@BlanketStitcher fr
When I die I want to become a rug that has touch sensors so that I scream whenever I’m stepped on.
no
why are you like this..
That’s Amazing, I-
Giggity
Jurre persijn kinky
I dont think id ever be able to taxidermy one of my pets. Just the thought of seeing their lifeless body every day knowing theres no part of them actually left inside of there is so sad
Quad helicopter cat: **exists**
Same
You can still perserve their organs seperatly if you wish to. Then you'll have both the outsides, and insides of them!
Alpaca C251D that’s so dark who would want that
@@cryingattheclub5150 pardon me, I sometimes spit things out like this, probably 've read too many lovecraftian stories.
The way he said 2015 like this is some distant future makes me long for simpler times
destroyed 69 likes sorry
I agree
I remember when everyone was like “dang guys 2015-2016 sucks” yet they’re the same ones who wish they could be at that time again
And they were closer to 2015 than we are farther
2015 was an awesome year.
When he said "like my friend here" I legit thought he would pull up a taxidermy human
Tsk tsk tsk
your retarded
lore accurate michael
$20 bucks Vasuce has that taxidermy ferrit in a position where it stares at you while you go to the bathroom just to make you uncomfortable.
When i die, I wanna be freeze dried shooting a basketball
I want to be freeze dried watching your videos
I love how my friend showed me your channel and then i see you on a random Vsauce video that was in my recommended
Kendall gray I love your videos
What’s your favorite color of the alphabet
@Caleb Moore Outdoors nice
Cat: I hope my owner won't be too sad when i go...
Owner: Lift-off!!
XD
The cat got their wish.
Le Monke
Did you read the fucking comment?
Yes they can, but we can't understand.
@@GenderlessFurry_They-Them dId yOu jUsT sAy a bOo bOo wOrD oN yOuTOOB?
SUSAN WILL HEAR ABOUT THIS
Dental Floss
You are too young for the internet.
“And of course the man who turned his dead cat into a quad copter”
-Vsauce
Why would someone do that?
@@circuit10 why not
funny how in 2012 the term "drone" wasn't much common
Next trend will be dead cat hat .
@@marouu_x ...what
I LOVE the "will pass near Pluto in 2015" and see its been a decade from the release of this video... This videos are really timeless and are a classic of TH-cam, for sure I will make my sons (that I dont have) see this videos cause are really priceless. Thank you for still making the same format nowadays, 2023
i was like “wait 2015?” and yes indeed.. 2015
YEAH ME TOO!!
2024 now
I binge vsauce almost every year for about a decade now.
2024 now… time goes so fast.
Why don't we taxidermy humans?
Vsause: 12 people have walked on the moon
*clicks video*
"12 people have walked on the moon"
*go to google can you get taxidermy?*
Sounds pretty legit.
I don’t remember commenting this
Yo fizz haha
Drugs?
Okay but the fact that Galileo mummified JUST his middle finger to eternally flip all of us off is such a powermove
Ultimate Flex
actual madlad
An absolute giga chad
the fact that we have it on display still to this day is a slap in the face the the elites hahahaha. cuz thats who hes flipping off. not us lmao
I mean, when you're done that dirty by the Catholic church, I don't really blame him 😂
"And there's my husband Greg on the wall"
Make an animatronic of it. And have the husband record a song.
Or better, for the sake of the joke: "That one over the fireplace is Jessica, my wife. She was my trophy".
And that’s my mom , Anna. She said not to do this but she’s, y’know, dead.
...
Connor Creighton this actually made me laugh out loud.
IM EVIL FOR LAUGHING AT THE “QUADCOPTER” 😭😭😭😭 2:50
Lmao😊
The way he was just spread out 💀
We are going to hell together
I STARTED CRYING LAUGHING
Me too 😭
I feel bad for laughing when he showed the cat drone
Catcopter*
Quatcopter*
Poompkin Pie ......well it was pretty darn funny XD
Poompkin Pie i heard that XD
I don't
Its 2019. That dude is beyond Pluto now
You realize how far away Pluto is right?
@@accountname9872 I certainly didn't think it was 8 years away.
@@vikvik16 it's pretty damn far
@@accountname9872 I thought it was farther than that
@@accountname9872 he said the probe will reach pluto in 2015, its quite a bit after that.
"...and of course, the guy who taxidermied his cat into a remote-controlled quad-copter." Ah yes, how could I forget!
HAHAHAHA
Back when people didnt say the word drone.
@@Mngalahad Back before the dark times. idk lol
Ah humans, you've done it again
only florida man would do that
He said ‘2015’ and I was like, 2015 already passed, did he mean 2025? And then I realized he posted this 11 YEARS AGO. Anyways, who’s watching this in 2024?
Me
Yep, and I was disappointed that the Lenin video is no longer available.
"Ooh, cool ring!"
"Thanks! It's my cat!"
Nice cat dude
Lmao that's sad and hilarious
Instead of ring for me it’s necklace
You could also tie it to a string and make it a toy for tour new cat
@@Gman1998 oh god
"You can cremate people and compress their ashes into diamonds"
Breaking news 12 year old Minecraft player has brutally killed and cremated 64 people
Ahh 64 I get it...
(64 is a stack in Minecraft)
@@samuelr.6046 looooool
I play minecraft and I found this offen-
FUCKING HILARIOUS!
And u got 64 times 4 likes. Congrats
A man needs his diamonds, no matter the methods
Nobody:
Me when showing someone my house: oh yes and over there on the wall that’s my taxidermy wife
Shut up Karen
@@IsraelCountryCube nice
Guest: Oh adorable! *"Jumps through window while no one's seeing"*
This comment shouldn’t be that funny
Okay Billy . We got it . *call the police while running away from town*
I used to be a mortician. I once actually had a request from someone who wanted to be taxidermied when he died. He asked me was it possible how much was it cost and was there a pre-need (buy before you die) plan available. I am not joking. He stated he had spoken to a lawyer and there was nothing at all that would prohibit this from being done legally. I explained that it was simply a service that we were unable to offer. I suggested trying a competitor.
We also used to get a lot of calls on April 1st from people asking about the service for Myra Mains (my remains)
oh that last part is just.. yikes. that sounds like a terrible joke
It must suck to be actually named Myra Mains.
Therapist: Quadcopter Cat isn't real, it can't hurt you.
Quadcopter Cat: 2:49
Thank you now I’m replaying that
I died so hard on it. But it's 3am right now. I woke up my mom probably.
It was so hilarious
That was real XD
Quadcopter Cat: "Aight bro I'm boutta head out."
I want to be freeze dried into a T-pose and launched out into space
assert my dominance on another planet
The space burials only launch ashes into space
@@HeadHunter697 give 'em a bit of dosh and they would do it for you
Want to be a spinning top instead?
Supernova
be used as a weapon by the military to conquer other planets
him: "Why Don't We Taxidermy Humans?"
me: "oh thats something I never asked my self, in fact thats something I never had the slightest interest in knowing. I might as well just watch the whole video, of course."
Lizandra Barboza I was actually making theories because I’d never thought about it before-
My first thought was who is "we"?
if you’re suddenly interested in the topic, i highly recommend that you watch ask a mortician’s video on it. she gives the practical reason why human taxidermy is a no-no. in short, it looks really, really bad because it’s just straight up skin and there’s nothing to patch it up, like fur or feathers.
lmao
That's not funny
Michael, if you wanna be stuffed and mounted, you don’t have to make a whole video dancing around the idea
AYOO
LMAO
Freaksauce
OH MY GOD
imagine walking into a dude's house and there's just a stuffed corpse hanging out in his living room doing a t-pose
assert dominance
and a little sign that says "he die to assert dominance"
It’s not what I looks like!
Nah hold on thats just jared
The room is living.
Sometimes I forget this was made back in 2012. The production quality is incredible.
I just looked at the date.. can’t believe it was 9 years ago. He was ahead of his time
Act like it was 1895 lmao
@@rahman1314 Is* Vsauce still makes videos
@@spicytrash4981
They're probably like 13 so 9 years ago is a very long time ago to them.
These comments confuse me so much. Y'all act like 9 years ago was the stone age. If this were made in the 1970s, it would be pretty cool, but 2012 really wasn't that long ago. Technology was still pretty damn good back then...
'or your daddy...or your mummy.'
**pause** **breathe**
'mummies...' **mysterious music starts**
It happened while I read this comment this is ridiculous 😂😂
呪Noro OMG ME TOO LOL
Good job, you described the video
**you wrote a comment**
**I wrote a comment**
**This video started**
**This video ended**
**Pause** **Dies**
been watcheing vsauce since 2013, and these not the common comments I've seen before.
2:36 That bagpipe is the GOAT 🐐
Yes. Yes it is. How astute. Perchance even hilarious.
Frrr
Animal: *dead*
People: Let's make it something
*makes a freaking cat drone out of cat*
Yes
Dibs on the parts we can make into food.
It look terrible, it’s sad
I saw the the drone cat and I was like no thank you😂
Why has this just been put on everybody’s recommended 7 years later?
wondering the same thing. especially from a channel that's got 15m subs. not sure how many he had in 2012 but it was probably still a pretty good bit. maybe the algorithm just likes to take older videos that did pretty well and recommend them later on to get some more views and interest.
OK, Right? I was gonna ask the same thing.
True
Everyone needs to see Vsauce.
Idk lol
Imagine killing 24 people and condensing their corpses into diamonds and making diamond armor.
Stop!! My penis can only get so hard!!
danger dork r/cursedcomments
@@hrrrrghOtacon r/foundthemobileuser
This is called a pro gamer move
You need to mine always so much.
All his videos are recommended to me after 10-11yrs
@@Tigergliderno absolutely not
@@xxriellixx978yt3why did you @ me
I keep coming back to this video to see the cat drone. It never fails to make me crack up
@Asta & Novia sure you did.
A timeless classic
@The_Goblox_Trio you're so special for not having a sense of humour
guess what time it is
Or you could just look up an entire clip of the cat drone instead of watching a 20 minute video to see a couple seconds of said cat drone. But whatever you want to comment for attention, I'm fine with it. Judge not lest ye be judged.
“But are those your only options?”
*looks at wood chipper*
It's been way to long since I've seen Fargo, thanks.
Ohmygosh. This made me lauggghhhh.
Crazy that a video uploaded almost a decade ago is still being viewed
Yo muggle, how’s life not going to hogwarts?
Galilieo the ultimate savage
Are you trolling? Link
Natural Green Pure Forest www.local-life.com/st-petersburg/pages/m.1162_rasputins-penis.jpg
Trenton Dick Oh my hell that is disgusting. That chick in the pic is like o-o.
Natural Green Pure Forest what is it? xD
He's so badass that he'll be flipping the bird forever
1:32 yo he made it!
i think the thumbnail answers the question pretty well
oh my god i can't stop laughing
Yes, that image really cracked me up. :'D
Am I the only one who was scared by that 🤣
imagine complimenting a lady’s ring and she’s like “thank you, it’s made from the ashes of my dead cat”
Ezra reduce, reuse, recycle ♻
Tim Frey indeed
Better than making them worm food
i actually think thats pretty cool honestly
@@timfrey2358 💀 I laughed
"meowy" the least and most imaginitive cat name ever
My dog is named Roofy
i refer to my cat as "kitty" i dont think you can get much more simple than that
My cats are named puss and kitty
When i was like 4 i named my pet fish .cuteness (Pronounced like Dot Cuteness) and i named it like after .com, .net, or .org etc cause i learned a bit about the internet i guess.
I named my cat fluffy when I was like 7 and I have gotta say that it’s the most creative cat name that is in fact fluffy
Fun fact!
This video was made the day the album "Hawaii part II" by Miracle Musical was released.
i love that fact. thank you.
"Hey, Vsauce. Michael here. I can tell if I'm not me. Or can I?"
Wait.. What?!!!! I love miracle musical!!! And tally hall
"Hey vsauce michael here, and when you die-"
That escalated quickly
Hey, Vsauce Michael no longer here
😂😂😂😂
@@DaSwagChamp-49 😂
Shit went 0 to 100 real quick
@@DaSwagChamp-49 dont
Imagine being taxidermied in a position to greet people at the door and then end up being used to put coats and hats on💀
Gon no-
Lmao 😂
poggers
Doesn’t sound that bad to me
Sounds cool by my arms will fall off
Galileo was ahead of his time truly.... thinking to just save his middle finger to flip people off even while dead... a true savage I aspire to be
I think it was the Catholic Church actually
Hmm quite
Haha yup agreed
Luis Solano lame ass
Nice bastardization.
Why is TH-cam recommending this 10 years late
I can legally become property?
Kinky
Well, your body can. It's not really "you" after you die.
Before you die, it would be slavery, which is illegal.
stop the heart, sign the contract, start the heart. loophole :-)
yeah, because you can sign a contract while dead
Say_Hello_Aidan DOOOD DOOD DOO DOOO
Ontarin then ur gay
Video Title: Why aren’t Humans taxidermied?
Vsauce: talks about space
Gotta pad that runtime somehow
Damn I done got 500 likes
Jade Carney-Franklin this was posted 7 years ago...people didn’t make money off youtube back then, did you not see how long ago this video was made?
Like most of his videos, the theme of the actual video has no correlation with the title
Top Vsauce here
I don’t think I could ever have my beloved cat taxidermied. He’s the first pet I’ve had that was completely my own. Paid for him myself. When I moved with my family to a new state, I didn’t make friends for years, so for a longtime, Joey was my only friend. My promise from God everything would be okay. The day I met him at the Humane Society, they dumped him in my arms and he clung to me so tightly! I knew we needed each other.
Ever since, he’s slept on my pillow with me, cuddling all through the night and nearly suffocating me with his fur from time to time lol. The only time he EVER hissed at me was when I kept chasing him off my desk, but he wanted to be near me!
He’s a good, perfect boy. 12 years old as of 2022.
When he’s gone, I know I’m going to want something done with his body, like the ring idea, or a locket with a pinch of his ashes and a picture. But taxidermy’s a little too far. There’d be no light of life in their eyes, and it would just hurt to see
Well technically speaking, turning your cat into a drone wouldn't count
I know it's been 6 months from now since you posted that comment but that very comment made me emotional.
Pets are gifts and we should cherish them forever.
Joey is truly a good boy, I hope you love him enough:)
I know it's your cat and your decision to make, but in my opinion, if you love an animal as your best friend, the most respectable thing to do is to bury him. I can't imagine keeping remains of my pet near me, but I'm sure people will disagree.
@@alex-wn7sj Honestly
Sounds like me kinda. Lost my cat of 15 years around my birthday last year. Sedition a shitty experience. Make the most of the time you have now with your cat.
Much love.
I just realized this was from 11 years ago…..HOW DID I NOT NOTICE?????
This was made in 2013, I guess
Nobody:
Micheal: why is murder illegal?
Lmao, yep.
Underrated
Because people enjoy being assholes to one another without risk of repercussions.
Nobody:
Me: why is spelling illegal ‘illegel’ illegal?
"Or is it"
It’s so weird hearing someone say 2015 like it’s far away
This was highly trippy for me too.. had to check when this was released!
Same
Yea man it does seem far time is flying but not at the same time alot of shit is happening and distractions yall be safe out there
2015 was the fuckimg best. everything went downhill after
@@omarshinwari7823 everything went downhill after 2010, things were already going downhill by 2015
Cat: my owner will be sad when i die
Owner: yay free drone
it's not free, he would've had to buy a drone then pay someone to taxidermy his cat then mount it on a drone
@@fatpenguin0089 r/woooosh
@@TheBookwormAlly r/woooosh is for missing a joke, I clearly didn't miss the joke as I was criticising the fundamental flaw in the joke.
@@fatpenguin0089 aka killing a joke
@@fatpenguin0089 clearly is meant to describe something that can be easily noticed, therefore your point is invalid.
Just imagine going into your house after a long day, and notice Micheal’s stuffed body doing a permanent high five
"I'm inside your home." 😀🖐️
"Prepare to get taxidermied"
And as soon as you see him, the mysterious music starts playing
Am I the only one who wouldn't be able to emotionally cope with a taxidermy dead pet?
+JackTheCat you are not
I wouldn't really care at that point.
Am I the only one who laughed who laughed their arse off to the cat quadcopter and felt bad afterwards?
I have would probably go insane. As it is I wanted to punch the person who taxidermy their cat into a helicopter until they died.
+Capitalist Roope NO HAHAHAHAHAHA
“this is kevin our son... we stuffed him”
Our to your future gf/wife:
'Honey, meet my parent's.... sadly they passed away in December but here they are'
Before or after his deatg
Jimmy TwoToes before 😂
@@flemishtemplar3766 Could be a new Ben Stiller movie after Hoffman's gone.
Now he behaves so much better!
nice thumbnail
looks like my sister.
Choose your fighter!
I literally had to watch the video now so I could get TH-cam to stop recommending it to me.
Poofbomb - Minecraft & More! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH(*have respecc*)
That's true
11 milliom views, 11 years ago and youtube decided to show this now on my feed.
Can we talk about why Galleileo's finger is 10 inches
D'andre Chesterfield probably the whole bone all the way to wrist. Still that's a kinda big hand.
That’s how they make Wands at Hogwarts
@No YES YES YES YES Oh YEEEEEEEEESSSSSS!!!
Didn't Galleileo discover the G spot?
@@truthseeker4690 βε φονε τηοτ
TruthSeeker Yep, that's where the "G" comes from
*Galileo is a certified badass now*
E
*Flips everyone off*
"Yo who cares I'm dead!"
Middle fingering all those people who disrespect his idea source (some guy who realized the geocentrical theory but got executed for "witchery")
Beginning of vsauce video:
Why do we have toes
End of vsauce video:
UNIVERSAL HEAT DEATH
Here is a correction:
Me at beginning of vSauce video: I.Q: 20
Me at end of vSauce video: *B R A I N B L A S T !*
Jake Longo it had nothing to do with toes
D Pa brain pop
Jake Longo to be fair the last words were thx for watching 😂
@BlueJay 27 so-so
I love how TH-cam keeps recommending me these masterpieces
'Why Don't We Taxidermy Humans?'
I do.
can i buy one from you? preferrably an old female, i think those are the most lovely ones
I've got Nancy Reagan in the workshop, she'll be completed on Sunday. $500.
+andiroidYT deal
poor cat LOL
O M G /'0'\
friend: where did you get this ring from
me: from my dad
friend: What is it made of?
me: from my dad
Gutekx x Where'd ya get the nice leather jacket and matching gloves from? :o
@@truthseeker4690 my mom
TruthSeeker
I got mine from the hospital
They didn’t like me stealing the circumcised skin but it was worth it
Gonna make a ring out of my very first pet. She’ll be on my hand forever.
@@guacamoli7 WTF???
Vsauce: ‘No one owns a corpse’
Me, trying to ignore the smell from my basement: Yeah, sure, whatever you say bro
r/hmmm
relatable
r/holup
fun fact! You're legally allowed to keep a corpse in your basement, but only for a few days!
@@yourbookisexceptionallylou4906 Where is this legal?
4:18 was a great transition into the next topic
REALLY? Who turns their dead cat into a remote controlled quad copter?????
One who likes having fun. ;)
No it's disturbing not funny :0
vivosaurs Ok, I thought maybe it was just me. Glad I'm not the only one horrified at the thought.
@mjksfan
Yeah, that, the bagpipe, the dove shoes and the others are really kind of disrespectful!
I thought so too! The shoes were seriously over the top. Who needs those?? And the bagpipe? Wow! Makes me glad that nobody is really allowed (or willing) to taxidermy humans.
"what do you wan't to be when you grow up?"
me: a quad copter
Rofl copter coming your way
Spelled ‘want’ wrong.
It’s been 4 months and nobody said anything before me, so I said something about it. Sorry that I corrected you, but it really bugged me.
@@sleepy-emerald k.
the apostrophe threw me off
I want to be a ford f-150
hippity hoppity, *become the property*
hah. funny
Underrated Comment
I’ve been laughing for 5 minutes
Oh shit
1Q84 you already are if you are wahmen 🥺
Love watching old videos, "will arrive in 2015" that was almost 10 years ago
When I die I want to be left, unpreserved, propped up in the corner of my enemy's living room. Just rotting and smelling and being genreally annoying.
LMTO GOD
Well that sure is a uh.. interesting option
Well uhhmm, I don't know how to feel about this comment, kinda cool but also very disgusting.
just randomly at 3 am says: You are very annoying!
This may be my favorite comment EVER😁
2:43
if someone walked in wearing those, I think I'd just question everything
Y?
When you keep clicking on this timestamp it sounds like Michael is saying "Jews". The possibilities one could use from this line is terrifying.
@@DeletedTroll oh noooe
@@DeletedTroll oh my
yep
"will arrive in 2015"
me: hm how old is this video?
*2012*
me: **oh god**
Dude literally me, the quality of this video is really good
@@devarosas358 literally me just a minute agp
Lol
Boii im here in 2015
Exactly what I thought then read the description
“In 2015” damn now I feel old
"You don't need to get all outer spacey to have fun... with your ashes"
-Vsauce 2012
"why don't we taxidermy humans?"
I think the thumbnail answered that question for me -
I was about to say the same
@@jin_800 yes, i was genuinely curious. But i was only trying to make a joke :p i'm sorry if it came off wrong
@@jin_800 omg sorry, i can never read people on the internet :p
That, is bad taxidermy, though. I’ve seen beautiful pieces of taxidermy which look really lifelike.
2:38 that goat bagpipe is definitely cursed
The most scottish thing ever
Cuz blowing goats is fun
The most satanic thing ive ever seen
@@masondipperpines5009 fr
I read that as “bag goatpipe”
I have a hole in my ankle (bone graft) and I told people if they don’t hang me from said hole after I died, I’m going to haunt them
okay but why did that guy make his cat a helicopter? That is actual psychopath behaviour bruh
Why not
I found the pigeon shoes way worse tho
Marcela Hernandez he has videos it wasn’t his cat it was a random road kill he makes really cool drones out of animals like a whole ostrich
I thought the goat bagpipes was gross
@@ahmadrizkyandriansyah1196 Sounds like a weird movie plot
Imagine seeing grandma's taxidermied body in the living room
Sit on grandma's lap until the end of time
Suspisious Homestuck eyes
@@UrsusCanis :'(
Heeeeeellll naaaaaah
Nice yaoi you have here, i see you are a girl of culture.
I don't want to go, Mr. Sauce...
SHUT THE HELL YOUR MOUTH
@@cousinmajin HELL YOUR THE SHUT MOUTH
THE SHUT HELL YOUR MOUTH
@@cousinmajin MOUTH HELL SHUT YOUR THE
YOUR SHOUT THE MOUTH HELL
Me watching him saying "will arrive in 2015" being in 2023 is just crazy
I'm reading your comment in 2024. crazy!
When you have anxiety about death and then TH-cam recommends a 7 year old video about why don’t people taxidermy them self
White,On,Yellow that’s funny, you posted this a day before I watched this.
Eowyn Eadig that's funny, you posted this a day before I watched this.
Clorox Bleach lol 🤣
OMG same here, I'm acctually suffering this type of anxiety for about a 2 months, im trying to leave it behind and suddenly I whatched 2 videos of vsauce that caused me more stress
Clorox Bleach that’s funny, you posted this a day before I watched this.
All Flat-Earthers should make a pilgrimage to Florence to get flipped off by Galileo.
hell yes
Imma flip them off myself
Someone’s also about to catch these hands
BaDAM
* throws a pizza like a frisbee *
when i die, i want to be freeze dried so that it looks like im greeting someone, then be placed at the entrance of my funeral
Kaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Very funny. Here’s an equally funny way I would do it.
Embalmed at the bottom of the ocean.
Then I want the last part of my eulogy to be, “It was his dying wish to be swimming with the fish.”
Haha, get it? A pirate joke?
What the video is saying is that you requesting to be freeze dried, could make you end up as novelty ice cubes
Aren't freeze dried things extremely fragile? Someone would barley brush up against you and your shoulder would disintegrate.
When he said "In 2015" at 1:40. It gave me a whiplash. It also made me check when this video got made, cant believe it been 11 years😭
RIP Meowy Even though you had the worst cat name you will be remembered
Rude my cat is named Meowie. I named him when I was 9.
My cats name is Mrs.Kitty
my cat's name is Cat
my cat's name is Catty lol
AlexM cool mine mrs.kitty
I’m surprised you didn’t include more info for Jeremy. Upon first modern inspection, they found his real head stored in his chest cavity. They then stored it on a shelf nearby where they display him at the uni. Then a rival uni stole the head for a ransom, upon the head being returned, it was then stored in the university’s safe.
Animal: *Dies*
Taxidermist: It's free real estate
Bl0ckies lol
That goatpipe and catopter were unexpected and funny.
That's where the cat drone meme was from.. *Sadness*
Avrozoex I thought it was a plushie all along...
it's hilarious
it's cute and fucked up at the same time
UltiMaxKom OH SNAP! Sick burn dude.
+The Lonesome GAMER +UltiMaxKom LMAO
*It burns so hard; I suddenly turned black.* Thanks bro for making my day xD
Nobody at all:
Michael's search history:
Can you taxidermy a human?
Can you freeze dry a person?
WhAt'S sOmE fuN ThINgs tO dO WiTh aSheS?
@Coma White he did his own tests with that one
He tasted the remains of Timmy from down the street. He died from a car "accident"
*FBI OPEN UP*
@@thegooobley1993 💀
Mythical Potatoes
His FBI agent : Huh ... Does he have any mental Problem ?
@Coma White haha funny comment, definitely haven't seen it a million times already
"Hey where did you get that ring?" "My sister" "Oh, your sister gave it to you?" "No, it IS my sister"
lRaziel1 Yeah, but think of this: Your body is forever captured into one of nature's fine beauties, while also lasting generations to come. Plus, I can see someone a little secure with it. But then again, you can easily be sold by a descendant, or stolen. But it's still pretty cool.
lRaziel1 It’s that, or ashes or dirt
lRaziel1 I'd rather like the idea of waking up knowing that a loved one now is an expensive rock than knowing that they are a pile of dead flesh buried underground and eaten by maggots.
Well different people have different ways to remember their loved ones. One might be the turning of a corpse to a diamond. This could symbolise how precious they were to that person and how you are never going to forget them. Keeping a part of them with you, not wanting to let go.
You're right, it may be weird, but why would you discuss about an accessory with a friend? Nobody i'm friends with cares enough or pays any special attention to what i wear. Even if it's something unusual, a ring or a necklace is so minuscule likelihood is nobody is going to ask.
lRaziel1 k
It's 2024 now and that guy is way past Pluto 😭
I once half-jokingly told my husband that when he died, I was going to have him stuffed and turned into an opposable mannequin so I could move him around wherever I wanted. Plus anyone who ever broke in would see him sitting on the couch, go "Nope!", and break right back out. He was relieved when Google said taxidermy on humans is illegal in the US.
EDIT: Turns out it's illegal everywhere. So much for making a world tour out of the mourning process...
It's only illegal if you're caught, follow your dreams!
He will relive again!
"in the US". Looks like a good time to travel eh?
Good ol’ Uncle Sam comes along to shit of people’s freedoms even after they’re dead, I guess!
Why is it illegal?
There was a man who recently had his severed leg taxidermied. It was actually stripped to the bones, cleaned, and mounted but I'm not sure if that's considered taxidermy. Said it took a lot of effort to get someone who would do it.
wonder if you could do it in a way were you could use it as a prothesis, imagine the face of the girl you're dating if after s*x you just remove your leg like that, would be awesome I guess
Did he try making a replica of the leg lamp from a Christmas story?
When I die, I want to be buried in a shallow grave in the woods, just so I can decay and become part of the earth once again. Having a tree planted there would be cool, maybe a sycamore, maple, or spruce, but probably sycamore, although I don't think people would like me to be buried in that way.
That's what my mother wanted, to be burried in a burlap sack and a tree planted on top, so she could feed the tree and live on in a sense that way. She got a casket and a graveyard, sadly choices are really limited in these matters.
Truly Infamous DIOGENES
Check out the channel Ask a Mortician! Caitlyn is a real life mortician who runs a funeral home that specialises in green burial. She has lots of information about the legality and practicality of green and natural burials that could be very helpful in making sure your wishes are respected.
But if you're buried too shallow then you'll make good munch for some hungry scavengers
That's really dope dude
I just got this recommended now 😭💀
Same 💀