@@drdefecation Not exactly, vsauce is the channel for big ideas like universe theories and cool shit. Dong is for smaller stuff so he can regularly post videos.
Michael and Bill were actually only allowed to stay in the room for 9 seconds together, otherwise their combined brain power would have created a singularity.
Imagine memorizing the whole dialogue of this video and the next time somebody pulls up this joke you surpise him with an 8 minutes long explanation of the joke making it the ultimate anti joke
call me insane but I will do it. manually. - why did the chicken cross the road? - cmon dude this joke is older than your mom - seriously, why did the chicken cross the road? - brilliant question. let's find out why: historically, the chicken crossed the road to get to the other side. has anybody ever laughed at that joke? why's it become so famous? and, for that matter, who cares? why would you wanna investigate why things are funny? as E. B. White said: "analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog: few people are interested and the frog dies". but I wanna dive into the guts of this chicken joke, because today it is so famous it's practically shorthand for comedy, and people frequently consider it either the worst joke of all time or the oldest joke... but neither of those is true. but first things first, the chicken joke isn't technically even a joke, it's an anti-joke. it's a joke about jokes. you see, we expect a joke to surprise us, to flip things around or use wordplay, but "to get to the other side" is just obvious, it's... mundane, which by itself can be pretty funny. to make this more clear let's take a look at anti-joke chicken: "what's blue and smells like red paint? blue paint". you see? you expect a typical jokey punchline, but instead what you get is... hilariously serious. anti-joke cat is another good one: "knock knock." "who's there?" "lettuce." "that's impossible."; "your momma is so fat, we are all extremely concerned for her health.". anti-jokes can also be used for psychological experiments - right at home. you may have heard of this one already, the "no soap, radio" joke. here's how it works: get a couple of your friends together and tell them to all laugh when you're done telling the joke, no matter what, then, go find a target who's not in on it and tell them some version of a joke like this: "two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. the first one says: - pass the soap. the second one says: - no soap, radio. at this point you and your friends should start laughing uproariously, meaning the target has one of two choices - either be afraid of looking dumb and laugh along anyway or say they're confused, at which point you should tell them "what? you don't get it?" and keep laughing. you wait until the target gives into peer pressure and succumbs to mob mentality and joins, despite the fact that "no soap, radio" is actually nonsense. as for being the oldest joke in the book, "why did the chicken cross the road?" is far from it. it's only about 160 some odd years old. it first appeared in print in The Knickerbocker as a conundrum that really isn't one - an anti-joke. if you wanna look for the oldest joke ever to appear in print, we're going to have to go back 4,000 years to read some ancient sumarian proverbs. the joke is essentially a cautionary tale to never expect anything to be perfect. it goes like this: "something which has never occurred since time immemorial: a young woman did not fart in her husband's embrace". so... yeah, the earliest known joke is a joke about a woman farting in a guy's lap. so cool... all I'm sure of is that our proverbial chicken did not have agyrophobia. that's the fear of crossing streets. but maybe the chicken should have. I mean, crossing the road could be quite dangerous for a little bird, which leads us to a quite darker interpretation of the joke. maybe this chicken knew of the danger of crossing the road. maybe he knew what could happen. maybe he was sad or lonely or knew what his fate was, and so he decided to take control and end it himself and cross the road... to get to the other side. if you wanna continue being morbid, check out deathclock.com. answer a few questions and the site will generate a countdown of the number of seconds you likely have left to live. you can just sit there and watch them tick away. but let's get back to the joke. perhaps a better question than "why did the chicken cross the road?" is "why wouldn't chickens be crossing the road?". I mean, to be sure, the Earth is a big place and less than 1% of it is even paved, but there are quite a few chickens on Earth. to put this in perspective, there are about 500 million cats and, as far as we go, there are 7 billion humans. but chickens? there are 24 billion chickens. we're outnumbered more than 3 to 1. but if we cooked up every single chicken alive on Earth right now, we could fill enough KFC 16 piece buckets to form a stack of them going to the moon and back... three times. unbelievable, right? I mean, they all fit so nicely here on Earth's surface, walking around with their characteristically lean meat, which, because fat contributes so much more flavor to a piece of meat than the muscle does, may explain why chicken is such a great generic meat flavor and why so many other exotic meats we try later tend to taste like chicken. but let's get back to the question in this video's title. why did the chicken cross the road? well, to get to the other side, sure, but there are many different motivations a chicken could have for going to the other side. maybe it was looking for food, maybe it was being chased by a predator. what matters, though, is that we can never know because there is no chicken. it's purely hypothetical, as opposed to the equally famous "Mary Had a Little Lamb", in which the lamb, and Mary, were real people. Mary Sawyer was an actual student at The Redstone School in Massachusetts and one day her brother encouraged her to bring her lamb to school. her fellow students were amused, as was visiting student John Roulstone who wrote "Mary Had a Little Lamb". we have actual documentation of those real people and events, but this chicken never even really existed. so, asking why the chicken crossed the road is just like asking "why did the original writer decide that it should be a chicken crossing a road?" which means that the chicken crossed the road because some comedian in the 19th century decided that you would probably think about it too much, making the mundane "to get to the other side" answer quite surprising. to explain this, let's take a look at a computational neural explanation of humor. in order to effectively manage resources, our brains stay a few steps ahead of what we're hearing, estimating what kind of outcomes are possible. but when we discover that we're actually being told a joke, and none of our paths were the correct version of what was being told, all of that neural network energy needs to dissipate and according to some theorists, that energy moves into motor cortex, causing convulsions - laughter. unfortunately, our poor chicken friend doesn't illicit that response from us anymore because we've all heard the joke. we know what to expect when the joke begins. but we should be proud of our chicken friend and the unknown author who thought him up, because even though the joke is so famous it's no longer funny, even at a neurological level, it still stands as a testament to just how complicated and clever our comedy can be. keep laughing. and as always, thanks for watching. - 🗿
To alter dimensions going back in time destroying his own self therefor he was never there to kill himself causing a tear in loop of time altering loops and causing the dawn of reality to tear.
As there can be parallel lines on a plane (2D space) or parallel planes in a 3D space, there can also be parallel 3D spaces in a 4D space. So, if you take it literally, a parallel universe probably means another 3D space, parallel to our in the fourth dimension.
I like the multiple interpretations: 1. "Get to the other side" is hilariously mundane, thus making it an anti-joke 2. "Other side" isn't literal, it's a euphemism for death 3. The joke is on you for thinking too hard about it And the neural network explanation perfectly explains why modern internet humor is funny. We have no idea what we're seeing, so we have to divert energy making us laugh.
Question: Why did the chicken cross the road? Short Answer: To get to the other side Long answer: If you take all the chicken on earth and cook it, you can fill enough KFC buckets to go to the moon and back three times
why did the chicken cross the road? well, the chicken was bullied in school. he got called horrible names and got harrassed in the hallways. everyone hated him. even the teachers. the only person that loved him was his dad. his mom was a xanax addicted alcoholic that left when he was five. his dad loved him. one day, the chicken got a call that his dad had been turned into KFC chicken. "oh no" the chicken thought. through days of grief, the chicken realized no one loved him. he had nothing to live for. he was suicidal. so, one day, he crossed the road. "this is it", he thought. he crossed the road.
If the two polar bears are in a bathtub and one of them says "no soap, radio", it means they're asking the other polar bear to instead hand them the radio so they can drop it in the tub and die together. Pretty simple to me.
Michael is the only person on earth that can single-handedly keep you up at night and drive you insane in the span of days simply because of a "why did the chicken cross the road" joke.
"Here's a generic joke. A person goes into a place and says something to another person. The second person says something back to the first person, who listens to that and says something back to the second person. The thing he says back is really funny." - George Carlin
Had me on the floor literally spraying fecal matter and pissing myself all over my sheets. The part where the first person listens gets me every ... fucking... time. I don't know what it is about the first person but he's truly an under rated genius. Did I mention I shit myself? I have aspbergers.
I thought "No soap , radio" was morbidly funny. . . That first bear might have been surprised at the lack of soap in the tub but he found the presence of the radio extremely shocking.
My most favorite version of this is the version of Gordon Ramsey. Gordon: Why did the chicken cross the road? Chef: why? Gordon: BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T FUCKIN COOK IT!!!! Hahahaha!!
10 years later, the idea of "it actually doesn't mean anything whatsoever, and it's just a bunch of gibberish" has become in and of itself a common punchline. "No soap, radio" is funny now.
Friend: why did the chicken cross the road? Me: I don't know Friend: To get to the idiot's house Me: Harsh Friend: Knock knock Me: who's there? Friend: The chicken Me: Fucking hell...
Holy fuck so this is actually a thing. My brother told this to me when I was little and it always made me laugh for no apparent reason. I remember him telling it to others and everyone being like wtf. I didn't ever know where it came from and it was in Finnish so I never knew it was taken from English. Cracks me up every time.
I love how Bill Nye was in the intro, making us think he's gonna be explaining some science stuff later in the video. And then he just doesn't appear again until... Oh shit, that's the joke!
Bill Nye, the science guy! Bill Nye; the science guy. BILL, BILL, BILL, BILL, BILL, BILL, Bill Nye, the science guy! Science rules! Bill Nye, the science guy! Inertia is a property of matter. Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill Nye, the science guy. BILL, BILL, BILL, (T -7 seconds) BILL, BILL, BILL, BILL, BILL, BILL, BILL, Bill Nye, the science guy!
We all know that Herobrine is very scary. However, he's more scared than scary. So, why did he get into a fight with Baldi? Because he's angrier than Undoomed.
most animals doesn't understand the concept of roads and I guess a chicken doesn't know what a road is. it just wandered around. So a chicken might not even having a motive for crossing the street. If a chicken did that that it might have been random.
Micheal as a child: mommy are we there yet?
Micheals mom: what is really "there"..
@@bryanrandom6382 Because his content is still great and 9000 times better than DONG.
*M I C H E A L*
John Dodd what you said is how vsauce was created
@@drdefecation Not exactly, vsauce is the channel for big ideas like universe theories and cool shit. Dong is for smaller stuff so he can regularly post videos.
to help you remember how to spell the name michael remember that it's the name of an archangel and so should end with el
A guy knocked on my door asking for a donation to the local swimming pool.
So I gave him a cup of water.
Nice 1
+Voltron Playz lrn2typ
ba dum tss
A:Knock,knock.
B:Who's there?
A:Lettuce in.
A:Never!
O
This is what happens when you try to tell a joke to your smart friend
thats what you get for acting demickey virginia
So true
Greasin Plays dragonzball p reference
I hate my brother
that or they will say it’s to get to the idiots house and then follow up with a knock knock joke
Micheal is the only person on earth that can explain a joke for 8 minutes and make it enjoyable
fr
You spelled the name wrong.
@@kamy8254 Michael
@@kamy8254 ikr? He should've spelled it like ܡܝܟܐܝܠ (or מי כאל, depends on your taste.)
More enjoyable than actually hearing the joke.
Dad: What has 4 legs but isn't alive?
Son: A chair dad
Dad: It's your dog Jimmi, he's dead.
Ahahah I love this one
Me too
elijahpickens Well that thas pretty much it.
Søren Straarup bruh
Søren Straarup Even in death may you be triumphant
Michael and Bill were actually only allowed to stay in the room for 9 seconds together, otherwise their combined brain power would have created a singularity.
LOL
Who is bill
@@draco1500 The guy at the end is Bill Nye the Science Guy
Most grew up with him
Bill Nye is not a scientist. He is an actor. I used to watch the show when I was a kid as well.
@@heleavesthe99 umm yes he is he has a “bs”... and the most ignorant comment goes toooooooooooooooo...
I just wanted to go to the other side of the road.
Lol
Why
do u like fridays
FRY-days
lmao
To go to KFC and try to get workers' attention, then become a cooked chicken?
Imagine memorizing the whole dialogue of this video and the next time somebody pulls up this joke you surpise him with an 8 minutes long explanation of the joke making it the ultimate anti joke
-Hey dude!
-what?
-why did the chicken cross the road?
-BILLY NO!
-Brilliant question, let's find out why-
call me insane but I will do it. manually.
- why did the chicken cross the road?
- cmon dude this joke is older than your mom
- seriously, why did the chicken cross the road?
- brilliant question. let's find out why: historically, the chicken crossed the road to get to the other side. has anybody ever laughed at that joke? why's it become so famous? and, for that matter, who cares? why would you wanna investigate why things are funny? as E. B. White said: "analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog: few people are interested and the frog dies". but I wanna dive into the guts of this chicken joke, because today it is so famous it's practically shorthand for comedy, and people frequently consider it either the worst joke of all time or the oldest joke... but neither of those is true. but first things first, the chicken joke isn't technically even a joke, it's an anti-joke. it's a joke about jokes. you see, we expect a joke to surprise us, to flip things around or use wordplay, but "to get to the other side" is just obvious, it's... mundane, which by itself can be pretty funny. to make this more clear let's take a look at anti-joke chicken: "what's blue and smells like red paint? blue paint". you see? you expect a typical jokey punchline, but instead what you get is... hilariously serious. anti-joke cat is another good one: "knock knock." "who's there?" "lettuce." "that's impossible."; "your momma is so fat, we are all extremely concerned for her health.". anti-jokes can also be used for psychological experiments - right at home. you may have heard of this one already, the "no soap, radio" joke. here's how it works: get a couple of your friends together and tell them to all laugh when you're done telling the joke, no matter what, then, go find a target who's not in on it and tell them some version of a joke like this: "two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. the first one says: - pass the soap. the second one says: - no soap, radio. at this point you and your friends should start laughing uproariously, meaning the target has one of two choices - either be afraid of looking dumb and laugh along anyway or say they're confused, at which point you should tell them "what? you don't get it?" and keep laughing. you wait until the target gives into peer pressure and succumbs to mob mentality and joins, despite the fact that "no soap, radio" is actually nonsense. as for being the oldest joke in the book, "why did the chicken cross the road?" is far from it. it's only about 160 some odd years old. it first appeared in print in The Knickerbocker as a conundrum that really isn't one - an anti-joke. if you wanna look for the oldest joke ever to appear in print, we're going to have to go back 4,000 years to read some ancient sumarian proverbs. the joke is essentially a cautionary tale to never expect anything to be perfect. it goes like this: "something which has never occurred since time immemorial: a young woman did not fart in her husband's embrace". so... yeah, the earliest known joke is a joke about a woman farting in a guy's lap. so cool... all I'm sure of is that our proverbial chicken did not have agyrophobia. that's the fear of crossing streets. but maybe the chicken should have. I mean, crossing the road could be quite dangerous for a little bird, which leads us to a quite darker interpretation of the joke. maybe this chicken knew of the danger of crossing the road. maybe he knew what could happen. maybe he was sad or lonely or knew what his fate was, and so he decided to take control and end it himself and cross the road... to get to the other side. if you wanna continue being morbid, check out deathclock.com. answer a few questions and the site will generate a countdown of the number of seconds you likely have left to live. you can just sit there and watch them tick away. but let's get back to the joke. perhaps a better question than "why did the chicken cross the road?" is "why wouldn't chickens be crossing the road?". I mean, to be sure, the Earth is a big place and less than 1% of it is even paved, but there are quite a few chickens on Earth. to put this in perspective, there are about 500 million cats and, as far as we go, there are 7 billion humans. but chickens? there are 24 billion chickens. we're outnumbered more than 3 to 1. but if we cooked up every single chicken alive on Earth right now, we could fill enough KFC 16 piece buckets to form a stack of them going to the moon and back... three times. unbelievable, right? I mean, they all fit so nicely here on Earth's surface, walking around with their characteristically lean meat, which, because fat contributes so much more flavor to a piece of meat than the muscle does, may explain why chicken is such a great generic meat flavor and why so many other exotic meats we try later tend to taste like chicken. but let's get back to the question in this video's title. why did the chicken cross the road? well, to get to the other side, sure, but there are many different motivations a chicken could have for going to the other side. maybe it was looking for food, maybe it was being chased by a predator. what matters, though, is that we can never know because there is no chicken. it's purely hypothetical, as opposed to the equally famous "Mary Had a Little Lamb", in which the lamb, and Mary, were real people. Mary Sawyer was an actual student at The Redstone School in Massachusetts and one day her brother encouraged her to bring her lamb to school. her fellow students were amused, as was visiting student John Roulstone who wrote "Mary Had a Little Lamb". we have actual documentation of those real people and events, but this chicken never even really existed. so, asking why the chicken crossed the road is just like asking "why did the original writer decide that it should be a chicken crossing a road?" which means that the chicken crossed the road because some comedian in the 19th century decided that you would probably think about it too much, making the mundane "to get to the other side" answer quite surprising. to explain this, let's take a look at a computational neural explanation of humor. in order to effectively manage resources, our brains stay a few steps ahead of what we're hearing, estimating what kind of outcomes are possible. but when we discover that we're actually being told a joke, and none of our paths were the correct version of what was being told, all of that neural network energy needs to dissipate and according to some theorists, that energy moves into motor cortex, causing convulsions - laughter. unfortunately, our poor chicken friend doesn't illicit that response from us anymore because we've all heard the joke. we know what to expect when the joke begins. but we should be proud of our chicken friend and the unknown author who thought him up, because even though the joke is so famous it's no longer funny, even at a neurological level, it still stands as a testament to just how complicated and clever our comedy can be. keep laughing. and as always, thanks for watching.
- 🗿
I want to ki
ll myself
@@RafaelMunizYT I am speechless 😶
“I Dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned.“
- I have no idea who said this...
Probably Einstein
well...you said it
🥲 beautiful
@@rachele3334 I know
a chicken or einstain
Bill Nye: "I'm more intelligent than you."
Michael: "But what is intelligence, really?"
Or is it?
@@davidwestin6345 *vsauce music intensifies*
This comment and the replies of this comment are just toooooo much funny!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@MyPrasad12345 Thank-you.
@@ravenaussie3760 spidey sense detects sarcasm here.
I like how Vsauce didn’t even elaborate on why Bill Nye was in the video.
they were making love right before the video he was just coincidentally there
Oldest known joke is a fart joke, this is a testament to our glory.
I expected a penis joke though
lollelolelolelolelolel
And this video talks about a suicidal chicken so....
Doom Desire c
COOL GUY GAMING ...
So basically, this turned from explaining a simple Anti-Joke to explaining why a metaphorical chicken has depression.
Yeah. Just another V sauce video
Nah, you are wrong. That video was less mindfucking than others.
Classic, right?
What is your name
@@Sunny-lq4qo Name is whatever I want
Haha yeah
Why did the chicken cross the Moebius loop?
To get to the same side.
I'd never seen Big Bang Theory, just a fan of snarky t-shirts....
ohhh trueeee!!!
To defeat a priest
Is that a JoJo reference!?
Matias Langon its a joke from the big bang theory
To alter dimensions going back in time destroying his own self therefor he was never there to kill himself causing a tear in loop of time altering loops and causing the dawn of reality to tear.
It feels like telling a joke to your parents and it turns into an lecture
Police: you are under arrest.
Vsauce: or am I?
**vsause music starts playing**
Vsauce: but , what *is* being arrested?
Police:🙄🙄🙄
Vsauce: But first, let’s talk about what being arrested MEANS.
Blueberry Gamer| Vsauce: People were first arrested in the early times of civilization
“First gather some of your friends...”
Me: damnit
Relatable
What’s a friend? I don’t know this word.
Get your pets
Nice joke
*sad noises*
Someone: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Michael: ...or did it?
Its not someone its Bill Nye
@@tripleunder Bill Nye is someone.
Really?
and how much does the road weigh?
DUNNN DUNN DUNMMNNNNNN
- why did the chicken cross the road?
- why?
- to get to the idiot's house.
- knock knock
- who's there?
- the chicken.
i should steal this.
that’s great
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"
"To answer that we need to talk about parallel universes"
Everywhere I go I see KB he's everywhere there's no hiding from KB
oH didilly dang
As there can be parallel lines on a plane (2D space) or parallel planes in a 3D space, there can also be parallel 3D spaces in a 4D space. So, if you take it literally, a parallel universe probably means another 3D space, parallel to our in the fourth dimension.
Mario telling this to wegie
lol
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"
*Vsauce music starts playing*
Jake Chudnow - Moonmen.
Vsauce - Chicken here.
my answer: to meet Vsauce at Vidcon
Sassy The Sasquatch That's Quizzacious
Bill Nile the science guy!
Michael: why did the chicken cross the road
A few minutes later : you can watch your life seconds tic away
Typical vsauce
bil bill bioo
T I C C
666 LIKES
Tic?
Vsauce : "Maybe it was sad, loenly.. or knew his faith"
Also Vsauce : **Shows an image of kfc**
Person: why did the chicken cross the road
Me: Shut up
Vsause: Why did the chicken cross the road
Me: Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm
UNDERRATED COMMENT.
Love it
Lol xD
thats bill nye mong
yeah i'm probably gonna get wooshed so fuck u
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
“Where’s my tractor?”
I don’t think I get it
Wait
NOW I GOT IT LMAOO
I’m wheezing rn
i don’t know why i find this so funny
great, i'm questioning my life now because the chicken who crossed the road is apparently suicidal
I have chickens and it made me sad :-
I cant sleep now
Bok bok bok?
I thought of that before i saw this video. And now i understand why my friend have said 'i already heard that one.' WHERE DID YOU LEARN IT? TELL ME
It's Merk oh my goddddddddddd
I like the multiple interpretations:
1. "Get to the other side" is hilariously mundane, thus making it an anti-joke
2. "Other side" isn't literal, it's a euphemism for death
3. The joke is on you for thinking too hard about it
And the neural network explanation perfectly explains why modern internet humor is funny. We have no idea what we're seeing, so we have to divert energy making us laugh.
Friend: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Me: No soap, radio.
Underrated comment
He used it in mind field lmao
LOL XD
Hahahhahaha
Dude that punchline is really creative. Like I’m dying laughing
Anti-joke cat actually made me laugh.
doctoraizay The fat joke is a good one XD
doctoraizay Nice kartana
I thought "to get to the other side"meant to die and go to heaven in the chicken.
Me too
doctoraizay *YOUR MOMMA SO FAT*, we are concerned for her health
0:00 - Why did the chicken cross the road. 5 minutes later: We can build a stack of fat - flovoured kfc buckets to the moon
and in 1.5 mins, we are talking about how nerons need to dicapate after laughter
+JakesGotGames Yea . . . wat
Lmao I love how Vsauce talks about one thing and then gets completely off topic.
spoilers man
FK ME DEN I SPOILED THE ENTIRE VIDERO! OH GOD WHY AM I ALIVE!?! MOTHER, WHY MUST YOU MAKE SUCH A BIG MISTAKE?!? *cries*
What's red and bad for your head?
A flying brick.
Question: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Short Answer: To get to the other side
Long answer: If you take all the chicken on earth and cook it, you can fill enough KFC buckets to go to the moon and back three times
I read this as it was being played
I read "children" instead of "chicken"
@@MC41Games Yeah
why did the chicken cross the road?
well, the chicken was bullied in school. he got called horrible names and got harrassed in the hallways. everyone hated him. even the teachers. the only person that loved him was his dad. his mom was a xanax addicted alcoholic that left when he was five. his dad loved him. one day, the chicken got a call that his dad had been turned into KFC chicken. "oh no" the chicken thought. through days of grief, the chicken realized no one loved him. he had nothing to live for. he was suicidal. so, one day, he crossed the road. "this is it", he thought. he crossed the road.
@@MC41Games i love to cook children
This is a Gordon Ramsay joke
Why did the Chicken cross the road?
because you DIDNT FUCKING COOK IT
Omg...
ITS FCKING RAAAAW
YOU GOD DAMN CABBAGE!
"What are you?"
"An idiot sandwich!"
EETS FAHKIN ROAW
If the two polar bears are in a bathtub and one of them says "no soap, radio", it means they're asking the other polar bear to instead hand them the radio so they can drop it in the tub and die together. Pretty simple to me.
It means the bears nickname is Radio.
Radio doesn't have enough voltage to kill you.
Michael is the only person on earth that can single-handedly keep you up at night and drive you insane in the span of days simply because of a "why did the chicken cross the road" joke.
You heard of Bill Nye the science guy, now prepare for Vsauce the science boss
VSauce the science... bauce...
Gasp
Bill bye: *_why do I hear boss music_*
Level 100 Science boss
More like Bill Nye the Pseudoscience Guy
Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road
Because it was stuck in a crack
...
why?
+Elena Alex buttcrack
Modify IP config settings on nearest evergreen adjacent router so the bidet add-on seat cover was no longer LLC'ed locally
DeanRendar84 I think you got the wrong comment.
Why did the boy drop his icecream
He was hit by a bus
Savage
I have been laughing for the past 10 minutes because of this
creepy
omfg. this made my day.
Woah, edgy
The knicker bocker caught me off guard
His mispronouncing of the name doesn't help either...
@@AngelOfDCbro had to have done that on purpose 😭
its the most replayed part of the video LMAO
We are in a period in which “no soap, radio” can be humor
I actually laughed at it
@@smashir2529 tbh, me too
poopie.
😔
Yeah
To be honest, "No soap, radio" is the funniest joke I've ever heard.
Zach Attack I actually cracked up when I heard it.
I don’t get it...
@@nickbiddle3445 lmao you don't get it? It's funny asf
Sorry, could you say it again?
!!!!
"Here's a generic joke. A person goes into a place and says something to another person. The second person says something back to the first person, who listens to that and says something back to the second person. The thing he says back is really funny."
- George Carlin
I don't get it
** wheeze **
krjul you don't get it
Had me on the floor literally spraying fecal matter and pissing myself all over my sheets. The part where the first person listens gets me every ... fucking... time. I don't know what it is about the first person but he's truly an under rated genius. Did I mention I shit myself? I have aspbergers.
Bobby why is your name Bobby
I hate the fact i laughed at "no soap, radio"
same
21st century humor at its finest
Yeah, I don’t know why I laughed at that
Yep
dumb stuff is the funniest
Anyone else concerned that he just randomly said to check out a death clock and watch the seconds tick until you die....
. Randomly
Vsauce: Death Clock
Me: K cool *goes to death clock*
Me: *inserts information*
Death Clock: 5
Me: Wait wha-
Death Clock: 4
Sees a black SUV outside.
Then hear a knock at your door.
Death Clock: 2....
Betty V. You have it good, it says I won’t make it to 40
Very underrated comment
The Federal Bureau of Investigation cause its not funny
@@tifawockhardt it is
"Infinity War is the most ambitious crossover of all ti-"
*Bill Nye & VSauce*
"......"
Bill Nye is a Con
Dont idolize him.
Bill nye is no good person
Nickz2500 why?
@@Nz-tm3gs Where's your evidence.You get an F
@@joebulischeck7120 You too. A big fat F
The answer is actually “W E E D E A T E R”
oh haha, how "random" was that... damn vegetables.
It did because it could
@@krispysback no, it did it because yes
i laugh
I think I’m the only one who gets the reference
I thought "No soap , radio" was morbidly funny. . . That first bear might have been surprised at the lack of soap in the tub but he found the presence of the radio extremely shocking.
I dream of a better tommorow....
where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned of their motives
Become president, and then make it so
You have my vote
K
But the chicken didn't exist and therefore it has no motive
HereChickens what if in a parallel universe chickens made an anti joke, " Why did the human cross the road?"
Why did the chicken cross the road?
*BUT FIRST WHAT IS A CHICKEN? *
What is a road ??
And what is crossing ??
But first what is meaning of 'why' ??
What is a what
It crossed the road but... did it?
*What if the chicken IS the road!*
Or is it???
*Michael:* Why did the chicken cross the road?
*Me:* Why?
*Michael:* To get to the other side... _or did he?..._
Whomst
how does a chicken be "he" by the way
@@keremaksoy9731 Yeah, the chicken is definitely 'she'. The 'he' is a cock.
Chickens can be hens or roosters hens are girls roosters are males
Wait I'm confused
Hens are girls
Roosters are males
Cocks are males
But chickens aren't girls? They are seperated to two other types you say?
Never heard 'bout that
4:00 BRUH that took a dark turn 🐔🐔😔😔 RIP
The joke is about depressed chicken that killed herself
did you just assume the chicken's gender
@@iaintgonna3717 chicken is female and rooster is male xD
Andrew WithNoLife tru tru 😂
I ain’t Gonna omg lmao
K
My most favorite version of this is the version of Gordon Ramsey.
Gordon: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Chef: why?
Gordon: BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T FUCKIN COOK IT!!!!
Hahahaha!!
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*wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeze*
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2012: "Joke"
2016: "Meme"
Drewfus ur a joke
RiqqiBHOP Nice meme
There's a difference; jokes aren't always funny
Cheif Boom Memes aren't always funny.
pepe memes in 2017
10 years later, the idea of "it actually doesn't mean anything whatsoever, and it's just a bunch of gibberish" has become in and of itself a common punchline.
"No soap, radio" is funny now.
No soap, radio
Bottom text
(all in Impact font with a random picture)
Friend: why did the chicken cross the road?
Me: I don't know
Friend: To get to the idiot's house
Me: Harsh
Friend: Knock knock
Me: who's there?
Friend: The chicken
Me: Fucking hell...
Finally found you...
Waldo I heard it worded differently....
I FOUND your joke. 😩 I hate my life.
Waldo the chicken found you before i did
Waldo LOL
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"
"To get run over. Did you think that was funny?"
"No."
"Neither did the chicken."
@- ItzYeeTurtle - lmao 2
@@omae1495 3 biiiiiiiitch
"Why did the chicken cross teh road? to get to the farm and eat"
@@aeislin5657 6 moron
8 idiot
"Why did the chicken cross the road"
"Btw there's thing called The Death Clock.."
LMANFAAFO
@@ecys i know who you are
I KNOW WHAT YOU DID
@@FrankCosbyNo-Relation What did they do?
Death clock ain’t working
@@ghostbullet3731 clock work death ain'ting
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the idiots house.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
*Knock Knock*
_who's there?_
*Lettuce*
_Lettuce who?_
*FBI LETTUCE IN*
THIS IS GOLD! 💰💰💰💰
H A ha! Lol this is gold! lmao! 😂😂😂
**steadily speeding-up clapping**
Hahahhahahah this is
*FUNY*
That’s actually funny 😂😂
why did Adele cross the road?
to say hello from the other side!
Ha... Ha... Ha...
I get it
+Striker_Windfall you don't say Sherlock
The last time I heard this joke Messi was still playing for Argentina.
lol
my favorite joke of all time is:
a man went to the store
shovel
Here's one,
"there was a drive by shooting,
Paraphernalia"
Holy fuck so this is actually a thing. My brother told this to me when I was little and it always made me laugh for no apparent reason. I remember him telling it to others and everyone being like wtf. I didn't ever know where it came from and it was in Finnish so I never knew it was taken from English. Cracks me up every time.
@@roppis9258
Mies meni kauppaan
*_Lapio_*
This is actually international? That's funny
@@metawarp7446 jep mitä vittua luulin et tää oli vaa suomalaiste juttu :D
Zoomers: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Me:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Yes I’m a zoomed and I’m proud of it! Ok boomers! EEEEEEEEEEEE
I can't believe the first joke was a fart joke. Really goes to show how weird humanity's humor is.
With all due respect, the chicken is a “She”...
That was my thought as well.
But , what is a she?
To be fair, the joke doesn’t specify wether it’s a Rooster OR a Hen, so I think it’s best we not assume.
Edgar Kay gender assumer, how you know it wasn't a hen?
@@rich_baconhd8602 a hen IS a girl...
Title: Why dit the chicken cross the road?
Michael: It’s suicidal
*oR iS iT ?*
@@aegoni6176 yes it is
@@bishovlogs7586 But what really "is" ?
dIT
Quadra-B but what really is “really”
Michael: So, two polar bears were chilling in a bath tub-
My Brain: They were 5 feet apart cuz they're not gay.
Ahahaha
Elephants *
By
@@tajdhillon2030 bi*
imagine still liking vines
Leave it to Michael to turn a bad joke into a 10 min long video that makes you think. This is why we watch VSauce😂
What's green and has wheels?
Grass.. I lied about the wheels.
hunter brand
why did the guy cross the road
because somebody toucha his spaget
XD That is damn funny dude.
Or a green car
davison walther oh got that meme is so January
lmaooO
Why are a hamster and a cigaret similar
They are both relatively harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire
what
oof, dark
My hamster: 🐹👁👄👁
what the ****
@@jan_sipiki same
I love how Bill Nye was in the intro, making us think he's gonna be explaining some science stuff later in the video. And then he just doesn't appear again until... Oh shit, that's the joke!
69 nois
@@tanjatv5311 i ruined it 😳
It was a joke?
@@captainflowers748 what was the joke
@@f9oeks965 Whatever David said
Man that chicken just needed to get to the other side of the road to find food to survive, and these people be laughing at it.
Why did the chicken cross the road
To get out of North Korea's missile range
didn'T expect that xDD
Nik now THAT's a joke...
The answer is actually “W E E D E A T E R”
'In the future entertainment will be randomly generated'
This is great
SEND ME HATE ON MY VIDEOS.
What I just killed a weed eater in ff6
@@androlysis2732 shut up
I don’t need sleep....
*I NEED ANSWERS*
XD
42 likes
Oh jeez
:))
xxSHINEATTACKxx literly me
The oldest joke ever is:
Who first crossed the road, the chicken or the egg?
Me: “that’s an ugly house over there”
*Vsauce music intensifies*
Michael: “hey Vsauce, Michael here...
What really is *ugly*
lemme continue this story
Michael: “hey Vsauce, Michael here...
What really is ugly
so let's take a look at your mom
@@schk4569 u
@@nightslayerytgd9129 reverse card
@@cuber3511 Wait. that's illegal!
Creeper But what really is illegal?
Someone at a party be like "Why did the chicken cross the road" "to get to the other side". Vsauce pops out from under the rug "Well actually..."
"Well actually the chicken is suicidal and this all links with our universe in the way we have never imagined."
Well actually, he first introduces himself.
Then someone will press play on a speaker and then Vsauce music will start playing
Is this a meme?
No.
Love how he brought in bill nye but he served no perpose whatsoever lmao
Bill Nye, the science guy! Bill Nye; the science guy. BILL, BILL, BILL, BILL, BILL, BILL, Bill Nye, the science guy! Science rules! Bill Nye, the science guy! Inertia is a property of matter. Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill Nye, the science guy. BILL, BILL, BILL, (T -7 seconds) BILL, BILL, BILL, BILL, BILL, BILL, BILL, Bill Nye, the science guy!
Fun fact: his names actually William Stanford Nye
Maybe because Bill Nye serves no purpose at all.
@@Adam-xf6sq *Billiam Stanford Nye
Maybe that was an anti-joke as well
Why? Insects I have dozens of chickens
We all know that 6 was afraid of 7 because 7,8,9. But why did 7 eat 9?
Because you are supposed to eat three squared meals a day
And ya gotta poop 3 square roots
7 ate 9 because he 1 2 (want to)
But why didn't he just eat pi?
KFC closed down
We all know that Herobrine is very scary. However, he's more scared than scary. So, why did he get into a fight with Baldi?
Because he's angrier than Undoomed.
Why did Snape stand in thr middle of the road?
So you never know what side he's on.
Camryn Garcia IM SCREAMING
But I don’t want Snape to die😭😢
That one is great
That is really funny!
I don’t get it I’m sorry nvm I’m dying I just got it 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Sir... sir, I was only trying to tell a stupid joke
"Tell it to the judge, kid."
Too late, you’re in for it now.
It is INCREDIBLY morbid to sit at a website and watch the seconds literally tick away from your life
1941: We can probably teleport in 2000
2018: Why did the the chicken cross the road?
it was 2012
The first airplane was invented in 1903
Mr. Ping G Fine i’ll change it
Triggered Jäger you didn’t change it.
MrDavo511 i did
It’s actually a suicide joke, the chicken wanted to get to “the other side”
Did you not watch the video? Vsauce mentions that about half way in
I know
WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD ?
BECAUSE THE CONDUCTIVE TISSUE SIMULATES ADMIRAL EQUATIONS THROUGHOUT QUANTUM DEBRIS !! LMAO !!! HAHAHA
Wait a sec
HAHA
*_Top Ten Questions Scientists Still Can’t Answer_*
Michael is the answer to everything in the human knowledge.
*Or is it?*
That the earth is flat (i think the earth is round emojis prove it 🌎see)
He dissected that frog so hard
Me: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Vsauce: Interesting question. But first, what is a chicken?
What is road
What is cross
What is going on
What is up
What is?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
A few minutes later..
*We must go back 4000 years to read some ancient Sumerian proverbs*
6000 years
I just read this when Michael said it
@@inteo_ same
English teachers be like :
@@footrot17 no it's 4000
I dream of a world when a chicken can cross a road without having their motives in question !!!
😂😂😂
It’s a dream we all have, Mike.
i have a fridge magnet that says that
most animals doesn't understand the concept of roads and I guess a chicken doesn't know what a road is. it just wandered around. So a chicken might not even having a motive for crossing the street. If a chicken did that that it might have been random.
*why did the chicken cross the road?*
Why?
*to get to the idiots house*
*knock knock*
Who's there?
*THE CHICKEN*
Nagy csapat get a original joke
Did you just copy this?
Saw a comment *1 month older* than your comment
@@winsonlin9630 *an
@@cedrick25 ya they did
*listen up you*
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it couldn't fly. That's litteraly the right answer.
Chicken is able to cross the road without touching the ground, so you just don't sound right
Magical Monkey ummm, no.
Chickens can fly.
Magical Monkey well they can fly.
Cheesle2 no they cant fly but thay can jump
Tommy Schnettler
Chickens can fly.
“Why did the chicken cross the road?”
“To explain this, let’s look at a computational neural explanation of humor.”
WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD ?
BECAUSE THE CONDUCTIVE TISSUE SIMULATES ADMIRAL EQUATIONS THROUGHOUT QUANTUM DEBRIS !! LMAO !!! HAHAHA
OMG THATS THE FUNNIEST JOKE ON THE GLOBE!! XD LMAO!!
Weird how I read this comment just as Vsauce was saying the exact same words
Cool beans
I'm your 1,000th Likes!
I always like Vsauce's birthday parties. We bring our own drinks. There's no punch line.
The one guy who never heard the joke: *laughs himself to the other side*
Why can't a T-Rex clap its hands?
Because they are dead...
that for sure has moved all the energy from my neural network to my motor cortex
No it’s not stolen, it’s a joke that has been told again.
Marzun-Lukas no it is re said
Q: What do you get when you cross a chicken and a porcupine?
A: A flat tire.
AHAHAHAHAA!! Ha, ha heh... oh god.
What?... lame
Lmao
Lmao
Why did I laugh lmao
Finding out the oldest recorded joke is a fart joke is somehow very comforting lol