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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 12 มี.ค. 2013
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Intro cameo by my 1 tru luv Hannah Hart: bit.ly/YzjPtU
SOURCES:
history of clothing: mbe.oxfordjournals.org/content...
Etymology of embarrassment: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Embarras...
The fear of nudity: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gymnophobia
SINA and other pranks: • Best PRANKS of the Las...
Embarrassment: www.psychologytoday.com/blog/i...
Brain and embarrassment: psychcentral.com/news/2011/04/...
Embarrassment experiment: www.learningace.com/doc/835121...
Embarrassment and trust: www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/09...
Embarrassment and flirting [PDF]: greatergood.berkeley.edu/dache...
Havelock Ellis "evolution of modesty": www.mirrorservice.org/sites/ft...
BBC article: news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/7...
Megapode: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Megapode
Development of human babies: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Incidenc...
Brain size and body size: brainmuseum.org/evolution/pale...
EQ: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Encephal...
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So we don't get demonetized
Lol
Lmaooooooo
But what is demonetisation?!
What the hell is that word?
Hahah true
Michael: **takes woman home**
Michael two seconds later: Why do we wear clothes?
Hahahaha lol
Hah!
😂
Just like him to do dat!
*that's how mafia works*
Random guy: “breathing air”
Michael : why do we breathe air?
Tbh that's an interesting question
@@Leopard_211 Because our cells need oxygen to produce energy
@@_.LZ._ but why oxigen and not something else?
@@Leopard_211 because
More like i dont think you man children ever could of kept your hands to yourselves and was for your own protections to not spread your disease fyi the really bad stds are so bad we have a nation wide health emergency no one wants to address
Seeing Michael without glasses was genuinely frightening
you should see him without a beard
@@gamingst8835 🤣
You should see him naked!
Yes
@@gamingst8835AAAAAA ITS A MONSTER
Regular clothes offer +1 damage resistance at most.
Avacado's Constant 100th like
Avacado's Constant 667th like
Once you find diamonds or iron you can upgrade
Zed bad day?
Avacado's Constant armored clothes like juggernauts give +50 resistant to damage varying such as fire resistant explosive resistant and attack and bullet resistant
I'm not afraid of being naked.
...but everybody else is afraid of me being naked.
But what if you were always naked
Jerkwad152 naked and afraid
I know right... Same
Actually nvm
Stic Boi ok... -_-
Video is 10 years old but still holds up in terms of content to quality to this day. Timeless.
Michael foresaw the future and used the technology he made in the future to improve his videos to evolve new tech that was used by his past self
Now people want freedom so they can take off their clothes, does that mean they have smaller brains?
@@firex7051 I can confirm Michael is a divine being above all humanity
@@AACMcif only we could get him to put out a couple longer form videos again. His shorts are great, but we need some longer ones again.
I had lucid dreams several times. About 3 times, I realized that I was dreaming and I took off all of my clothes and ran naked in public.
i had only a few lucid dreams and i never got good at controlling them so nearly any time i realized i was lucid dreaming the reality started "shattering" in a way and became more and more unstable until i woke up, a really weird feeling honestly
th-cam.com/users/shorts7T2NSuk-Pyo?si=Dd6tjKRDg5wu4fOt
i like to take off flying when i realize I'm dreaming, but my brain stops generating new area, so it's like flying straight up into blackness with the small area i was in getting smaller and smaller until i wake up
i had this period in my life where every dream of mine ended with me smacking my face into concrete after gliding down a very long set of stairs, odd.
@@az4androidYou need to higher your render distance
Doctor: "Your baby boy is beautiful."
Michael, fresh out of the womb: "But first, what IS beautiful?"
"Or...am I?" **Theme music starts**
@@mannys9130 Was to to say the same.
Lol
The 669 like
The 700 like
Embarrassed also could mean "I'm bare assed"
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damn never in a million years would I have thought about that
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Underrated comment.
0:44 I love how she held it together just barely long enough to finish the scene lol
Idk who she is but she's friggin funny. That scene was perfect
Michael: *exists*
Michael: “but first, what does it mean to ‘exist’?”
Poor Michael. Selling his body for views. Tisk, tisk, tisk.
He's cute, I think
1like = 1 dollar
Shhh! He needs to do it again.
Shhhh
*You know you fucking want to see more of his skin*
Jake paul from Walmart hello!
"Why do we wear clothes?"
*6 minutes in*
"Why are human babies born not ready for life?"
Patch but da brain big
subject change
GamerMassExpertVlogs yeah
Got a problem ? wow youre name is awesome
It do be like that sometimes on Vsauce
Michael - " you don't feel embarrassed when no one's watching you..."
Me-" pathetic.. "
you feel embarrassed in the shower? tf
@@dark6.6E-34 you don't!?
@@internetuser2291 I am genuinely curious how that is even possible. I find it very hard to even imagine it.
@@internetuser2291 that’s actually a psychopathic thing…
@@internetuser2291 you do?😮
Not all of us are afraid of being naked in public, we just don't want to go to jail
Very true. Some societies on this planet allow people to go naked
😂😂😂😂
I'm afraid people will laugh at my pp
Yes!! I'm glad I'm not the only one who's like that.
@@NateS917 further proving micheals point
This dude answered the question which i never knew i asked.
Welcome to this channel
Ok
when I was little I asked my mom why we wear clothes and I think she thought I was insane haha
One of the first Questions I remember asking
I been asking this everyday because I don’t want to where clothes
doggy neauter
*you will never know what this said before*
Can I be a sorority house's dog pls
I think I heard this comment before??
Dogs aren’t embarrassed though so ... ?
Yeah but dogs arnt humans so they don’t get embarrassed by that kind of stuff, they don’t care.
well dogs like the touching.
A VSauce video is like a conversation with Michael, he answers so many questions and he jumps from topic to topic so smoothly
It’s interesting, that we’re the only species that choose to wear clothing.
but dogs do
cuz we put clothes on them
@@Verze4826
True, but not by choice.
0:44 Michael has more control over his eyebrows than I have over my life
Wait some people cant move their eyebrows like that?
@@PupperTiggle , they can, they just have trouble, so they can only do subtle eyebrow movements
@@PupperTiggle What's a bit more interesting (because brows at least are used to express emotions) is that some people can't move their ears/scalps, and some do. The weird part is that it's very hard to explain how to do it, because it's like trying to explain how do I move my pinky finger to a person who have never done that.
@@alexeysaranchev6118 I can move my thumbs backwards too far and my ears slightly but not my scalp,I never hear of that
@@PupperTiggle Doesn't your scalp moves a bit when you move your ears? It's very hard, if even possible, for me to move my ears or scalp on their own.
Here’s a fun game: skip to random spots in Vsauce videos and try to guess how they connect with the title
I went to some part and it said cover modestly
"Raising Children"
I skipped to “Psychology of Sex”
I think I’m finished with the video
Frontal lobe, clothes are a mean of attention, the brain cells. Like lol
*we feel embarrassed when we violate title*
I did as one commenter said here which said "skip onto a random spot of the vid and relate it to the title."
Why Do We Wear Clothes?
5:00
"To avoid what we consider disgusting" 💀
these videos are truly timeless
Vsause was born with the brain the size of an average adult
Yep
RLY?! ;O
+Jovan Mrdalj probably
Brain size does not matter, it is what is in the brain that matters. Size just helps fit a little more, or a little less intellect in the brain itself. Yes, I know Human waste pancakes, your comment was just to be funny or clever, and it was.
+Blockman Zan thnx for the reality check
I want this guy as my teacher.
He would get extremely off topic though and probably confuse you more. You would start off learning about the Great Depression and end up learning about the history of democracy
Nothing wrong with going off topic
His new One Boba Was is if it’s confusing the class then yeah
@@randomaccount9212 everything wrong. You'll get more confused
You can have him as your **** mate
That eyebrows movements was
perfect 0:45
I have an exam tomorrow, I haven't opened my book, I forgot everything that has been thought in class, and I have about 3 hours left to study. What do I do? Watch this of course
toilet lol
Vsauce theme starts
Heheheheh
Hehehe
@PxperPIanes I'll do you one better, HOW ARE CLOTHES?
"Why do we wear clothes?.... OR DO WE???"
My crush: * accidentally brushes past my arm*
Me:
Lmao
oh my my
lol
0:03
Oh god lol
Michael out here asking the questions that keep me up at night.
These keep getting more surreal and more enjoyable.
Meanwhile in an alternate universe:
*Why do we wear skin?*
Imagine if our skin was clothes and our clothes were _s k i n_
@@RAMENEGGNOODLE Big brain time
underrated comment well done stranger
Wait, you *don’t* wear skin?
Ciniqs
Nope, right now flesh only Lmao
*Vsauce puts on his glasses*
+50% intelligence
+100% clothing
Very nice
Underrated comment 👏
I broke 555 likes. No satisfying number for you.
@@General_Taylor noone above me and i ever cared
E
or we used clothes to protect our body and it stuck with us as something to be ashamed of if not wearing, maybe
Me: what's 2 + 2?
Michael: well before that, we should ask, what is 2?
First let's define 2
We essentially do, subconsciously because we were taught it. That 1+1 is 2 so we know 2+2 is 4 which is 1 4 times
Oh that's easy, it's fish.
@@undeadgamingyt9681 Ah, and so 1 + 1 is triangle.
@Andrew Kristensen dude calm down
this was made 11 years ago am i am watching it
I love to learn more about such topics
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i like clothes for pockets....
If the underwear doesn't have pockets, you don't need them.
Ninsaku i was just giving another reason to wear them adding on to the reasons vsauce gave
oh...
Ninsaku dont worry it wasnt your logic it was the context.
Well without clothes you can use your ass as a versatile pocket! hehehe... I was just kidding... pardon me bro.. :p
“You don’t feel embarrassed when you are alone”
You underestimate my power
Gab Calites I don't give a shit what my FBI agent sees me doing, if he ain't into it that's his loss.
Don't try it
*Anxiety Activate*
Youre underestimaye the power of weebs
@@brewiy8149 do not try it
me: *about to take an exam*
my brain:
As usual, such an effective video !
Michael “Why do we wear clothes?”
Me “So that you don’t get arrested”
DayDreamer's Animation Also so you don’t get cold
@@AaronCleetus-cj4gw dude i do it daily
DayDreamer's Animation that’s not true
@@AaronCleetus-cj4gw and why you say that now?
@@AaronCleetus-cj4gw who asked you about porn tho
No nut November failed at 0:01
At the time of your comment it was december... late december.
@@bishop8958 he had to recover his lost pride first
mfg
Groossssssss
LMAO
He take “ we gotta think out of the box to another box” to another level
The problem is everyone else isn’t naked. If everyone was always naked, don’t think i’d ever consider wearing clothing unless winter came by.
Vsause : "Why do we wear clothes."
Mall cop : "I don't know why but that doesn't explain why you're naked at the mall."
Lol
for shrek. i do it for shrek.
lmao
Spelled Vsauce wrong
Breaking news: Paul Blart arrests local man at mall for not wearing clothes
My dog runs away when my other dog poops
Ajplayer1212 articwolf loool this comments made my day
M J Grasscutter When dog's do that you need to get them wormed.
Yeah since tape worms eat all of their food they need to eat so they eat their own dirt
Same here with my dog... it's disgustingly convenient. Oh and never had worms. Just have to watch that they don't lick the bird shit because that shit takes down bridges.
Ajplayer1212 articwolf my puppy just ate kangaroo shit mate
Crazy how this was 10 whole years ago and has the quality of a modern video made a few days ago
Me trying to lengthen answer in exam
The reason why is because TH-cam would take down everyone's videos
Zenoman Knows or worse demonetize and give them a strike
Really? Search "Nudity" here at youtube and be surprised with how much you find.
*opens incognito tab*
lmao
Zenoman Knows not true... its just the law
The human brain is one of the most intelligent brains
-the human brain
This is so under-rated😂😂😂
@@adhutkris yeah
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👁️👁️
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@Saku Asunmaa omaba
@Saku Asunmaa omaba
I’m not naked while watching this.
Or am I?
You am'nt.
Can't believe it's a 10 years old video 💀
In Soviet Russia, clothes wear you.
Maple Syrup Recreational That Is 110% accurate comrade
o_o
XD
i need my bleach now this joke is everywhere
*Leatherface has entered the chat*
*Embarrassment is healthy*
Introverts: Yesssss
Pornstars: Noooooo
Its the other way round
dead channel ye
@@questionmarkquestionmarkques how the fuck is it the other way around?
@@GokhhanKoc because introverts feel embarrassment a lot because it's healthy and pornstars don't get embarrassed enough because they're putting themselves out there a lot
@@Kodavi_ yes so its not the other way around???
I low key been wondering this for years.
“Why are bad words bad?”
“Why do we wear clothes?”
"You don't feel embarrassed when nobody's around to watch you."
Try me! I don't need other people, I can just embarrass myself to me!
Someone I can relate to. Nice.
Same
okey me too
If I play DDR in my basement I feel emberassed
well that's just because someone is watching, you just don't know it.
I wear clothes because I like to not be freezing my ass off
PheonixYT when im home i dont wear shirts cause they hurt my neck
PheonixYT malenkof
That may be true, but I think that even if t=you were in a warm public area you wouldn't wander around nude
PheonixYT was this nigga naked while recording this video? holy shit
Language,PheonixYT!
Obviously the best creator at that time!
Vsauce vids are so random they just make me laugh as soon as I see the thumbnail and read the title
"Why do we wear clothes?"
Scientists in Antarctica."Well ..........."
Good
?
Edit: oh wait, oh, I thought this was a joke like scientists in Antarctica don't wear clothes so I was confused.
@@calvinscarvings.66 how slow are u
@@calvinscarvings.66 *B R U H*
Why do we wear them in hot countries?
I don’t wear clothes what is he talking about?
Aust Bot 3:35 your life
wh whats a clotes
Hmm
Who does?
Aust Bot Dont be dumb. Clothes are a sign of intelligence.
Michael: why do we feel embarrassed to be naked around other people?
The jury:
What a good way to explain this issue
Michael: Why do we wear clothes?
I dunno, why do you eat donuts out of toilets?
I don't...
U saying u haven't?
do you have something against him? lol
Aidxn let the man live life bro
Wait, you dont eat donuts out of toilets? I could have sworn that was normal.
*watches a vsauce and a kurzgesagt video*
*Gets a job at NASA*
Spells Kurzgesagt without mistakes.
*GETS JOBS WHEREVER YOU DESIRE*
@@gdtv1544 *_IQ 10000000000_*
U say that hard word . I like you.
*WATCH'S A LIFE NOGGIN AND OKAY TO BE SMART AND KURZGESAGT AND VSAUCE VIDEO*
IM SMART
VSauce + 200 iq
Kurzgesagt + 225 iq
*not being german and spelling kurzgesagt perfectly* cant be described with numbers
This guy always giving us brilliant questions then explains us about it great stuff 💀💀💀💀💀
Thanks youtube to recommend me this 11 years later
How are these videos from 6+ years ago and yet I'm still finding ones I haven't watched
Right? 😂
Same
Sad. I watched all of them and now re watching them.
or HAVE you?
*vsauce music intensifies*
I feel the same
Vsauce: “we are ashamed of nudity”
Nudists: *laugh in nudist*
The Devil
Pornstars: *laugh in pornstar*
This is dumb
😂😂😂
Soooo..... do nudists have smol brain?
@@Warmest.Lavender atleast pornstars aren't just naked everywhere
Greta Skywalker why do u care
0:44 iconic moment
Its fascinating how old the Vsauce channel was in it prime. Its pretty much a timeless channel
I was actualy naked during this video
Congrats man I'm proud of you ;)
Good for you man
aren't we all?
reasons to be naked girls :showers guys :masterbation
males and females together : here you already know ;D
+Sofia Maze Because guys can't take showers.
Michael:
You can't be embarrassed alone.
My brain bringing up some random cringe at 2:00am:
Yeah, about that...
Embarrassment and shame are different emotions, and the example you provided would probably fall under shame.
That memory was no doubt a memory of a social event, so it still counts.
Me hiding in bed cringing about something I was about to say but didn’t say
@@RialuCaos sometimes I get embarrassed thinking about something I thought a while ago
That’s cringe not embarrassment
This guy answers every thought I have at midnight
I can’t imagine walking through the woods, getting all scratched up in delicate areas! I’m sure our environment played a role in our need to wear something protective like clothing as well.
Nobody wants a thorn bush to the pecker or vag. Also, it keeps bugs off of and out of said body parts. It's a win/win!
what are these clothes you speak of?
do you mean leather armor?
I wear that chainmail
I wear enchanted diamond armor
I wear dirt armor.
CoHo rise up gamers
I wear skin armor
I'm litterly only imagining him in the bedroom saying, "shall we breed, in order to produce offspring?"
It's Michael..
Not Sheldon...
connor the android sent by cyberlife *literaly
@@OverdoseOfNostalgia 😂😂😂
@@stelioscharalambides8194 😂😂😂
But first what is breeding?
It is interesting how Humans have big brains and we want to spend time doing other things that are more important to us than mating and being naked all the time. but at the same time contradicting enough to spend time thinking about covering our bodies with clothes and thinking about how we look.
I just remembered reading about a BRILLIANT professor who doesn't care about what he is wearing or even wearing anything at all.
If you wanna convince your employees that you’re their BOSS it’s better to but on clothes that sells that personality otherwise nobody is gonna take you seriously if you’re going around telling people what to do butt naked.
It’s actually a powerful skill and a singe of intelligence knowing what to wear and when
@@patrickkirby6580 not if everyone is naked
I thought it thought it was just because skin on its own looks kind of gross. You wouldn’t call a bear “naked”, but if you take the fur off the bear then it’s naked.
@@wren_. That's an interesting take, because humans, in the process of evolution, lost a lot of body hair
@@rdlegends3988 scientists think we lost body hair because we were endurance runners. Because humans evolved in Africa, less body hair would have made for an easier time running prey to exhaustion.
its been a decade and this is on ur recommendations
Micheal: you cant be embarrassed when you are alone..
me: hold my beer.
thebabysphee132 Whose going to hold your beer if you're alone
oh you underestimate the power of a cup holder. >:D
Stfu
Ever heard of arguing In the shower?
Matpat: so rainbow six siege isn’t about an invincible super hero going around killing people
Ash: Hold my drone
Mute the sound and he looks like he's spitting a battle rap
OMG
Omgosh wtf
BaddadadadadadadaSHAMEbaddadadadadadaPOOPbaddadadaddaaDUMBbadaSMART
+Reef360 That's so weird man
he isn't?
Michaels mom: Go reset the WiFi!
Michael: But first, what is WiFi?
7:48 I LOVE THIS STATEMENT
Girl: sorry I don't have money
Cab driver:
...
No.
That’s dark wtf
Yes
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*Insert edgy nudist comment here*
*insert an even edgyer nedist replie here*
+TheExplodingBacon insert an even edgyer nedist replie here
*insert an edgy nedist reaction here*
+TheExplodingBacon insert credit card number
*insert a fake credit card number to fool you with*
I kinda feel like Michael has exceptionally expressed more emotions facially in this video
The loop of the three Vsauce.
"You don't really feel embarrassed when you're alone"
Yes I do.
Second hand embarrassment. Like when watch something cringey
Yes
yea
I read this comment as soon as he said it
That's why i don't even listen to music/exercise in my room i live a sad life. :)
I used this video's title as pick-up line with a stranger girl.
It didn't go so well.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
+Ruben ._.
+Ruben You're a boss!
Who was she stranger than?
+Ruben Try "I EAT ASS"
Works every time.
"Lets take a closer look at embarrassment"- Michael, 2013
I can feel embarrassed alone! While re experiencing my embarrassing memories again...
Michael: A healthy brain feels embarassed.
Me: My brain is TOO healthy.
PFFT
XD
Same
istg i was thinking the exact same thing
True lmao
“Hey, Vsauce, Micheal here.”
*... or are you?*
He is. Let me be your first reply.
I shall be the second reply
Hey I’ll be third!
Fourth I guess
Sixth if you allow
i love the comments on vsauce vids! hahahahah always so funny to read them
Can't shit myself if I'm naked, that's why
0:44 when that music comes on you know its going down
Lol
April Harrigan but...I want it to go up :(
April Harrigan it's called moon men by Jake chudnow
Me when I wear clothes after watching this video:
Yeah, this is big brain time
Your Profile Picture is Inappropriate
@@Bradex. i've seen worse profile pictures. And this one is only offensive to christians.
@@Bradex. hey, do you believe in fairies?
I’ve seen I nude breast...
Was actually a chicken breast. Looked yummy and tasty