Why Some Animals Can't be Domesticated

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  • @hopperjohn7207
    @hopperjohn7207 ปีที่แล้ว +8415

    A friend of mine works in a zoo. He told me that zebras are responsible for more zookeeper injuries (of varying severity) than most if any other animals, at least in the USA.

  • @pompeii7839
    @pompeii7839 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17630

    I feel like dogs were such an incredible find for domestication. In today's world where dogs are mostly kept just for fun, it's easy for people to forget what they really have to offer- not food or transportation but a dedicated workforce capable of performing complex jobs day-in, day-out, and happily. Watching border collies herd sheep will never not be impressive to me. And even today there are dogs doing vital work in our societies- aiding police and providing medical assistance.

    • @itsMe_TheHerpes
      @itsMe_TheHerpes 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1235

      cats are cool too. cats bring you food and other stuff they hunt. for ex, you may notice that cats who hunt birds or mice or even rabbits, will occasionally leave it on your shoes or something.
      also, cats are excellent at keeping pests away, thus making the house hold more hygienic. agricultural societies in general love cats, because cats keep rodents away from their crops.

    • @indian_otaku2388
      @indian_otaku2388 2 ปีที่แล้ว +509

      @@itsMe_TheHerpes dogs can do everything but better

    • @lolaandjoe123
      @lolaandjoe123 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1004

      @@indian_otaku2388 I love dogs but that's not true. They're much, much worse at taking care of themselves for example.

    • @Min-nx4ti
      @Min-nx4ti 2 ปีที่แล้ว +428

      i mean dogs are still used for a complex workfoce, as a Police Dog, Shepherd dog, Service dogs. see, Service dogs, because of their incredible sense of smell, are even trained to measure your blood sugar level and alert if its go up or down

    • @Shaker626
      @Shaker626 2 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Some dogs are even bred for meat.

  • @nydrm90
    @nydrm90 6 ปีที่แล้ว +59412

    You failed to disuade me from war bears

    • @Frostingale
      @Frostingale 6 ปีที่แล้ว +427

      Drew Martin search up wojtek. Wont be disappointed

    • @cdgonepotatoes4219
      @cdgonepotatoes4219 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1668

      I don't know if they don't have reproduction issues in captivity but they do check the entire list except for maybe the fact they can crush your skull, a small omnivore elephant perhaps?

    • @palebluedot7435
      @palebluedot7435 6 ปีที่แล้ว +552

      The bear will disuade you

    • @mirzaahmed6589
      @mirzaahmed6589 6 ปีที่แล้ว +341

      *dissuade

    • @jaswik2023
      @jaswik2023 6 ปีที่แล้ว +157

      Drew Martin yesssss I want war bears

  • @jefftaylor1186
    @jefftaylor1186 ปีที่แล้ว +8316

    The misconception is that zebras are a variety of wild horse.
    They are definitely a variety of wild donkey.

  • @triangulum8869
    @triangulum8869 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31960

    That “We’re top chicken” was the most aggresive sentence ever

    • @cdcdrr
      @cdcdrr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1262

      "I *am* the one who pecks!" - Winnebago White

    • @sabin97
      @sabin97 4 ปีที่แล้ว +137

      @@cdcdrr
      heisenberg

    • @cambebertkhofta5495
      @cambebertkhofta5495 4 ปีที่แล้ว +134

      It's my favorite part

    • @max5845
      @max5845 4 ปีที่แล้ว +195

      I really want that to be a t-shirt

    • @gracehaven5459
      @gracehaven5459 3 ปีที่แล้ว +132

      Currently suffering from covid and depessed but this is the first sentence to make me chuckle the last several days 😅

  • @Nibroc2003
    @Nibroc2003 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8895

    I like to think that we domesticated Horses because someone dared a friend to jump on a horses back and it just worked

    • @mattiasdahlstrom2024
      @mattiasdahlstrom2024 5 ปีที่แล้ว +990

      So you mean after beer was invented?

    • @nasbuscus
      @nasbuscus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +426

      Mattias Dahlström
      Less beer more *Prehistoric Alcohol*

    • @femjav
      @femjav 4 ปีที่แล้ว +522

      Nonono.
      Guy: "would you like to see my wood carvings tonight? They're in my tent"
      Girl: "If you get me a horse and ride it first"
      Guy:....!

    • @Pedro76mchlkg
      @Pedro76mchlkg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +241

      It’s quite plausible. Rodeo was probably one of the first sports of mankind.

    • @ivanmartinovic7303
      @ivanmartinovic7303 4 ปีที่แล้ว +237

      Horses were in fact used for millennia before riding them became their foremost job. Before that they were used to pull things, like chariots. And they were much much smaller in their first, original iteration.

  • @DoktorJammified
    @DoktorJammified 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20910

    Horses and zebras lookalike but one of them is wearing classic prison costume for a reason.

    • @motanelustelistu
      @motanelustelistu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +454

      Good one,good one :))) .I actually giggled at this :D ;) .

    • @jimmyday656
      @jimmyday656 5 ปีที่แล้ว +322

      I will never look at them the same.

    • @DylanBegazo
      @DylanBegazo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Andrew Lipscomb Nope

    • @lindairvine7679
      @lindairvine7679 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Dukker Jammish 😂excellent 😂😂

    • @suprememasteroftheuniverse
      @suprememasteroftheuniverse 5 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      *Prison uniform

  • @shaunmcisaac782
    @shaunmcisaac782 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2837

    Turns out there are lots of animals that you *could* domesticate if for some strange reason you wanted to spend the decades doing it. But they never were domesticated or were not until very recently. Belyayev's foxes for example. The process from Wild Fox -> Domesticated Silver Fox took about 20 or so generations. Easily doable in one persons lifetime. History picked Grey Wolves instead.

    • @DM-mi4je
      @DM-mi4je 2 ปีที่แล้ว +333

      I like foxes but Grey Wolves would be more useful because of their size.

    • @user-pakshibhithi10
      @user-pakshibhithi10 ปีที่แล้ว +370

      Foxes are domesticated in the 20th century. It's a time when we had enough technology and resources to capture any kind of animal. When we were hunter-gatherers, we didn't have the technology to trap any significant number of fast-moving animals which we cannot outrun. Also, wolves weren't trapped by humans and tamed, they too just happened to follow us like cats, but, because they were social animals, they trusted us more and were eventually domesticated, foxes aren't as brave as wolves to follow humans, and they also aren't as social as wolves to be domesticated by Hunter-gatherers. With today's technology, we can even domesticate Tigers and Lions, we just need to take some Tigers or Lions from Zoo, make them socialise with humans from an early age and make the friendlier Tigers breed with eachother and do that for a couple hundred years. You'll have Domestic Tigers and Lions. Although, I think Lions would become domesticated before Tigers, simply because of their social nature. We cannot expect Hunter-gatherers to be able to do the same things.

    • @kurtsnyder4752
      @kurtsnyder4752 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Kitsune may disagree.

    • @ElZilchoYo
      @ElZilchoYo ปีที่แล้ว +256

      We could domesticate any animal with enough time, technology and breeding, but this video is about what prehistoric humans were capable of doing.

    • @rapatacush3
      @rapatacush3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@user-pakshibhithi10 foxes follow humies all the time, they know that if they act all cute, we'll feed them

  • @tinnitusj1333
    @tinnitusj1333 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8633

    That’s why in Arabic zebras are called “حمار وحشي" meaning “savage donkey”

    • @naphackDT
      @naphackDT 4 ปีที่แล้ว +514

      fitting and on point.

    • @zack-ronald259
      @zack-ronald259 4 ปีที่แล้ว +429

      no it means "Demon donkey"

    • @ianism3
      @ianism3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +347

      either way it's great

    • @cashewsftw
      @cashewsftw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      Closer to wild but yeah still correct

    • @sushihit2813
      @sushihit2813 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I’m a savage

  • @davidp.7620
    @davidp.7620 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11104

    "A cat is a tiny tiger that lives in your house"
    I couldn't have said it better.

    • @stanleyhape8427
      @stanleyhape8427 3 ปีที่แล้ว +452

      I adopted a cat from the shelter. Well it was a feral cat.
      Now i have a 18 pound cat that would have no problem murdering me.

    • @incognitonegress3453
      @incognitonegress3453 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Thats y I dont funk with them. No!

    • @prajwalbharambe343
      @prajwalbharambe343 3 ปีที่แล้ว +191

      My cat is very kind and never hurts anyone. But keeps meowing all day.

    • @Cissy2cute
      @Cissy2cute 3 ปีที่แล้ว +310

      And cats are basically solitary animals. They don't live in herds. If one accepts you as a partner, it is because it was the cat's decision, not yours. They also decide when to play, and when to call it off. Some people like them better than dogs because of cats' independent nature.

    • @makarishnaik6869
      @makarishnaik6869 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      👍👍👍

  • @naphackDT
    @naphackDT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6009

    There is one misconception about domestication and breeding: Most people don't go "oh, this animal has great genes, I will breed it with that animal over there."
    Most breeding that happens isn't selecting animals with desirable traits but rather culling animals with undesirable traits. When winter comes and you decide, which part of your herd to butcher, you obviously choose to get rid of the problem animals rather than the well-behaved, healthy ones. And that's usually the biggest player in livestock genetics.

    • @Great_Olaf5
      @Great_Olaf5 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1023

      That and breeding control. Most domestic herds only have a handful of males who we adore to breed, and the rest are castrated. To the point where the English language actually has three separate words for pretty much every kind of barnyard animal, a word for the male, a word for the female, and a word for castrated males.
      Stallion, mare, gelding
      Bull, cow, ox
      Boar, sow, barrow
      Billy, nanny, wether
      Ram, ewe, wether
      Rooster, hen, (it's impossible to castrate a rooster)

    • @wildstarfish3786
      @wildstarfish3786 2 ปีที่แล้ว +370

      @@Great_Olaf5 i always thought oxen were a seperate species from cattle

    • @Great_Olaf5
      @Great_Olaf5 2 ปีที่แล้ว +404

      @@wildstarfish3786 Nope, just castrated bulls. I was surprised too.

    • @amytysoe2292
      @amytysoe2292 2 ปีที่แล้ว +368

      @@Great_Olaf5 42 years old and i finally find out what an Ox is, thank you!

    • @Great_Olaf5
      @Great_Olaf5 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@amytysoe2292 No problem.

  • @jtrevor99
    @jtrevor99 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4597

    The zebra/horse contrast is especially interesting if you also talk about the other domesticated equine. Asses generally don't fit the "family friendly" or "friendly" categories - they are usually solitary and they're notorious for being stubborn, especially when feral - yet domesticated asses, aka donkeys, still happened.

    • @patriciusvunkempen102
      @patriciusvunkempen102 2 ปีที่แล้ว +304

      yeah and zebras were actualy tamed and somehwat domesticated by german colonial officials during the 19th century

    • @tyronechillifoot5573
      @tyronechillifoot5573 2 ปีที่แล้ว +198

      @@patriciusvunkempen102 no they actually weren’t some what domesticated by German officers

    • @SilverSpoon_
      @SilverSpoon_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +376

      Excuse me, as a pony I can assure you zebras are really different. We have freindship, harmony, built castles for our princess while they still have not found out how to even build a bridge not to get aten by crocodiles. Or lions.

    • @GullibleTarget
      @GullibleTarget 2 ปีที่แล้ว +177

      Stop trying to make domesticated zebra happen; it's not going to happen.😉

    • @splashafrica
      @splashafrica 2 ปีที่แล้ว +135

      I have access to old black and white pictures of zebras pulling carts in South Africa will make a video soon

  • @TowelGard
    @TowelGard 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9027

    Dogs are a machine that turns steak into... *Friendship!!*

    • @catkook543
      @catkook543 5 ปีที่แล้ว +204

      Well, doggos are omnivores :P
      And they can do quite alot
      -emotion support
      -hunt
      -slead dogs
      And more stuff
      .
      Though I'm personally a cat person

    • @mslightbulb
      @mslightbulb 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      cat kook our dog loved lentels.

    • @catkook543
      @catkook543 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@mslightbulb lentels?

    • @martinxy1291
      @martinxy1291 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      You do not want to go to china

    • @catkook543
      @catkook543 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@martinxy1291 I don't like China

  • @lizp5004
    @lizp5004 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16154

    "war bears" sound awesome until your enemy attacks in the dead of winter &that tubby turd is off somewhere, sleepin' on the job

    • @eamonreidy9534
      @eamonreidy9534 4 ปีที่แล้ว +452

      This comment made my evening 😂

    • @apollo4294
      @apollo4294 4 ปีที่แล้ว +295

      Thats why you gotta send all the bears before winter

    • @arnoldshmitt4969
      @arnoldshmitt4969 4 ปีที่แล้ว +732

      except in ancient times winter season basically meant fighting is over , try to move your army in winter season , lots of snow , plants not growing fruits , less to hunt , foraging is a nightmare , also winter effecting your soldiers and every body is having shit time so now campaigning in winter is not a good Idea for attacker and defender alike , but war bears in summer will kick most historic army ass all day long

    • @illusivec
      @illusivec 4 ปีที่แล้ว +587

      Bears don't actually have to hibernate. They do it, because finding enough food during winter is hard. If you give them food, they'll happily stay awake.

    • @arnoldshmitt4969
      @arnoldshmitt4969 4 ปีที่แล้ว +138

      @@illusivec nice fact

  • @Chocl8215
    @Chocl8215 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11596

    "zebra are bastards." -CGP Grey

    • @non1263
      @non1263 8 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Fuck off. :(

    • @Chocl8215
      @Chocl8215 8 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Quizzical Zebra hey man, just restating.

    • @TheParadox1010
      @TheParadox1010 8 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      "We're top chicken" -CGP grey

    • @jaschabull2365
      @jaschabull2365 8 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      "Pain In The Ass Animal"
      More like "Pain In The Ass Ass"

    • @thehumbleguy9697
      @thehumbleguy9697 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      +TheParadox1010 Yeabest Part😂😂😂😂

  • @RJKYEG
    @RJKYEG 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1943

    "The Russian Farm-Fox Experiment is the best known experimental study in animal domestication. By subjecting a population of foxes to selection for tameness alone, Dimitry Belyaev generated foxes that possessed a suite of characteristics that mimicked those found across domesticated species."

    • @zeff8820
      @zeff8820 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I don't think they're domesticated

    • @reentrysfs6317
      @reentrysfs6317 ปีที่แล้ว +235

      @@zeff8820 they have been changed for better human use although not perfectly yet.

    • @timetochronicle
      @timetochronicle ปีที่แล้ว +359

      ​@@zeff8820 they aren't fully domesticated but they're a lot more tame than similar tame foxes in America. The domesticated Russian fox has more dog traits such as droopier ears and more fur variation.
      They're not as domesticated as the dog, but the point of the research is to understand how domestication worked.

    • @Cissy2cute
      @Cissy2cute ปีที่แล้ว +165

      Even their appearance began to change and they started to look more like dogs. It was not done deliberately. Amazing how nature develops new species.

    • @irmaosmatos4026
      @irmaosmatos4026 ปีที่แล้ว +151

      ​@@Cissy2cute when the survival pressure of camouflage dissapears, domesticated animals all have very different colours from the wild ones, donkeys and dromedaries being exceptions.

  • @catfishwithwhiskers
    @catfishwithwhiskers 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18218

    "Why did humans never domesticate tigers?"
    "Thermodynamics."

    • @7shinta7
      @7shinta7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +395

      And their dayjob. Don't forget trheir dayjob.

    • @kyleking3839
      @kyleking3839 4 ปีที่แล้ว +207

      @@7shinta7 well humans glorify tigers day jobs

    • @Broockle
      @Broockle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +132

      @Harrison Leon
      Tigers don't care about fingers, they'll take the jugular, eat your juiciest parts and then leave most of you for scavengers.

    • @nightradiance7287
      @nightradiance7287 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      @@Broockle Fascinating.........

    • @poot72
      @poot72 3 ปีที่แล้ว +442

      Cats would eat us if they could.

  • @carlalm6100
    @carlalm6100 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4118

    You did not mention that cats are kind of unique in the way they "domesticated" themselves, choosing to live by our side for an easier life and abundance of prey.

    • @pisces2569
      @pisces2569 5 ปีที่แล้ว +327

      Carl Alm or how rats and mice are the only animals domesticated solely for experimentation.

    • @carlalm6100
      @carlalm6100 5 ปีที่แล้ว +182

      @@pisces2569 like rabbits, some people actually keep them as pets.

    • @Omnifarious0
      @Omnifarious0 5 ปีที่แล้ว +424

      Cats will latch on to any friendly large mammal in the vicinity. There are a few stories about horses and cats having a bond.

    • @Doxymeister
      @Doxymeister 5 ปีที่แล้ว +289

      @@Omnifarious0 Yup. I used to breed miniature horses for show, and had a Siamese-type with a short tail, that used to jump up on my little stud horse, sit up there like he was surveying his kingdom, LOL. He was kind of a weird horse, though--he had an odd relationship with the wild turkey's living down on our creek bottom. They'd come up at feeding time, try to steal the horses' oats, and my little stallion would put on a big show of running them off--the turkey's would congregate just on the outside of the fence, puff up their feathers and put on a show. Hysterical!

    • @catkook543
      @catkook543 5 ปีที่แล้ว +217

      We got cats because mice wanted to eat our spare food
      And cats wanted to eat mice and started being ok with being around humans

  • @nayandusoruth2468
    @nayandusoruth2468 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15557

    Cats are a rather interesting example actually, as they weren't something we purposefully domesticated. The domestication pathway for cats was one whereby cats noticed there were a metric sh*tload of rodents where these bipedal apes lived (not to mention the lack of predators in urban settlements). They then would move in, but due to the limited space, the cats that couldn't tolerate other cats wouldn't survive particularly long. By adapting social behaviour from kitten hood (wild cats are only social as kittens, thus things such as miaowing and kneading became social behaviours in adulthood), they where able to become a social species, that could live in dense cooperative colonies (interesting side note: Cats social behaviour's are rather flexible, with cats living in urban regions tending to be more territorial vis a vis other cats (like they're wild ancestors), whilst rural cats will share a core territory, even working together in that core territory (defence, care of young...), whilst keeping separate hunting grounds) and tolerate humans. And the humans, noticing these tiny tigers made the pest problems go away, would tolerate, even take care of the tiny tigers, leading to a more mutualistic relationship between the two (further side note; due to cats only being semi domesticated, and the social flexibility mentioned above, cats are perfectly comfortable switching between living with humans and wild lifestyles).

    • @bugdracula1662
      @bugdracula1662 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2843

      so cats domesticated themselves

    • @bugdracula1662
      @bugdracula1662 4 ปีที่แล้ว +340

      so cats domesticated themselves

    • @SC-zq6cu
      @SC-zq6cu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1736

      Yeah, and thats the reason why domestic cats are the only domesticated animals whose difference from their wilder counterparts is just a change in size. Seriously, look up the wild ancestors of house-cats - african wildcats. You'll be hard pressed to find any difference other than size(and coat colour obviously).

    • @sc8307
      @sc8307 4 ปีที่แล้ว +978

      Have you ever heard a mountain lion meow? It's startling the first time you hear it because you are not expecting a "normal" meow from such a large animal.

    • @Zichqec
      @Zichqec 4 ปีที่แล้ว +526

      So what you're saying is, Warrior Cats actually has some basis

  • @VestedUTuber
    @VestedUTuber 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2279

    "A cat is a tiny tiger that lives in your house"
    ...Yes, actually. Although I will note that they _do_ count as domesticated because of how modern cats were selectively bred for looks.

    • @johnbox271
      @johnbox271 ปีที่แล้ว +212

      Who domesticated whom?
      Domesticated - brought under control in order to provide food, power, or company - able or willing to do cleaning, cooking, and other jobs and to take care of offspring 🙂

    • @Bookslayer10
      @Bookslayer10 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@johnbox271 Cats were domesticated to do an important job - hunt rats and other vermin trying to eat stored food. They are definitely less friendly towards humans than dogs, but they still have been bred to be more friendly than a wildcat.

  • @CrypticPetrichor
    @CrypticPetrichor 5 ปีที่แล้ว +749

    Fluffification, day job is murder, hippos hold the murder high score, so eager to breed it gets it wrong sometimes
    So many gems in this

    • @Safwan.Hossain
      @Safwan.Hossain 5 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      We're top chicken.
      Try sneaking up on a gazelle,
      Rhymes with LOL.

    • @michaelkarnerfors9545
      @michaelkarnerfors9545 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      "Whereas a cat is a tiny tiger that lives in your house"

    • @aderinog
      @aderinog 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      You've got to be kidding, elephants, we don't have time for this

    • @mariaagustinaferrero2333
      @mariaagustinaferrero2333 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      *"We're top chicken"*

    • @CrypticPetrichor
      @CrypticPetrichor 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@mariaagustinaferrero2333 Such quality lines, I will be quoting this in my daily life out of context

  • @TheBestBoot
    @TheBestBoot 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9406

    “But you know who’s really top chicken? *We’re top chicken”*

    • @CharllotteKatakuri
      @CharllotteKatakuri 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      😅

    • @mr.normalguy69
      @mr.normalguy69 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      @@EO-jr7li Dude, wtf?

    • @EO-jr7li
      @EO-jr7li 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      jonathan smith you’re acting offended, when all I did was state facts.

    • @mmjahink
      @mmjahink 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      I would totally buy a shirt with that message. This is coming from a vegetarian btw.

    • @swedneck
      @swedneck 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      A somewhat ominous statement

  • @iquipthedip
    @iquipthedip 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9669

    There’s an alternate reality where ostriches are the main way of transport, and I want to live there

    • @jamesthegreatbeast8171
      @jamesthegreatbeast8171 3 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      yes

    • @anonymouscausewhynot
      @anonymouscausewhynot 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Me too

    • @BlazerT48
      @BlazerT48 3 ปีที่แล้ว +180

      @Are You Going To Do The 'Ora Ora' Thing? you make it sounds like you have ridden an ostrich... or have you?

    • @NA-vh1ny
      @NA-vh1ny 3 ปีที่แล้ว +282

      Chocobos in final fantasy

    • @silenus3381
      @silenus3381 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @Godlysunfury , dont forget to mention about nanobots we added their blood.

  • @marcusdaloia2974
    @marcusdaloia2974 2 ปีที่แล้ว +316

    It should be noted that cats do have a sort of family structure; they form communities and colonies and take care of each-other but they don't *hunt* together is a big part of what sets them apart from dogs which, ironically, actually makes them more suitable for domesticated then dogs; they hunt small animals, pests, which humans don't eat, as opposed to dogs which hunt and eat large animals together, which makes them feedable.

  • @jacksoniansonex9235
    @jacksoniansonex9235 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4028

    4:54 Incorrect. A cat is a tiny tiger that lets you live in its house.

    • @veralenora4033
      @veralenora4033 5 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      CGP Grey: You're missing something. The current domestication of wild foxes. So far, 90 generations and the project is still going. Lots of implications about domesticating "wild" species we might find useful.

    • @WeeHobbit87
      @WeeHobbit87 5 ปีที่แล้ว +141

      @Chris Kibodeaux that's what your cat wants you to think

    • @Ghostwasabi
      @Ghostwasabi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @Chris Kibodeaux you are being played!

    • @WeeHobbit87
      @WeeHobbit87 5 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      @Chris Kibodeaux That's how they get you. They pretend to be cute and dumb. But in reality, they're masterminds that get the stupid humans to serve them.

    • @WeeHobbit87
      @WeeHobbit87 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @Chris Kibodeaux Mate, chill, don't gotta get your panties in a twist over this

  • @DrDeathpwnsu
    @DrDeathpwnsu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2461

    "A dude on a horse was the best internet at the time."
    Yep, and having a horse back then was like going from dial-up to broadband.

    • @logreene1071
      @logreene1071 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      And that's how we use them to measure engine output, Horse Power!

    • @lunasagaming5801
      @lunasagaming5801 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@khaledchowdhury9220 dial up was a way of internet that used phone lines, and if someone was on the phone, you couldn't use the internet.

    • @Schadrach42
      @Schadrach42 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      To be fair, a dude in a truck is the highest bandwidth internet available overland, assuming you fill the truck with large hard disks. *TERRIBLE* ping, but absurdly high bandwidth.

    • @edwardshalash2607
      @edwardshalash2607 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      No it wasn't ... Pigeons carrying letters were.

    • @redstateforever
      @redstateforever 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Crazy to think there are still people alive who were born when horses were still a very common mode of transportation. Can you imagine what a pain it would be to have to keep and maintain horses just to go anywhere? I live in a suburb where everything I need is within a 10-15 minute drive, but that’s a heckuva long way to walk. It’s just so weird that we are only a few generations removed from that. Especially when horses were it for all the thousands of years before then.

  • @Reksrat
    @Reksrat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2004

    We're top chicken needs to be on a shirt

    • @catkook543
      @catkook543 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Yes

    • @cypheri1339
      @cypheri1339 5 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Speaking as someone who has chickens, they're 100% not wrong. That's literally the easiest way to manage a flock, especially if you have birds who are of a breed that is typically more aggressive than your average fluffy layer breed. If the dominant rooster respects you, so will the rest of the flock. My current dominant rooster begs for chin scratches, so I'd say we're good.

    • @loki2240
      @loki2240 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@cypheri1339 - The roosters didn't respect me, when I was a little kid collecting eggs for my grandparents. I was scared, but they didn't actually peck or scratch me. But they put on a pretty big show of toughness.

    • @Delgen1951
      @Delgen1951 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Remember a Chicken is just a small feathered Raptor type of Dinosaur that goes insane when it see blood and will try to kill what ever is bleeding.

    • @hgfgh7149
      @hgfgh7149 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Delgen1951 thats so true. There ancestor is the T-rex by the way and not the raptor

  • @plazmafield
    @plazmafield ปีที่แล้ว +670

    Zebras also lack a strong enough spine to support the weight of an adult male for strenuous riding activities. As such, this may have been an additional factor for them not becoming the horse alternative.

  • @TheL0rd0fSpace
    @TheL0rd0fSpace 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2080

    Hearing about how dogs get personal enjoyment out of being useful to us makes my heart warm

    • @skeleletonboi4533
      @skeleletonboi4533 3 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      maybe I am dog

    • @BioTheHuman
      @BioTheHuman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      In a sort of way it's actually sad because they're "programmed" to be like that.
      It's like not having "free will" 😐

    • @basrengangetch.2042
      @basrengangetch.2042 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      @@BioTheHuman they can have free will as long as it's useful for us. Something along those lines

    • @szhzs6121
      @szhzs6121 3 ปีที่แล้ว +153

      @@BioTheHuman you think you have free will? 😂

    • @federicagarridoweisheim870
      @federicagarridoweisheim870 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @@BioTheHuman they still have preferences, but most of them tend to be like that as a species, so it could be both without one idea denying the other.

  • @angeloortiz2769
    @angeloortiz2769 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7284

    "A cat is a tiny tiger that lives in your house"

    • @Insanity_Potato
      @Insanity_Potato 8 ปีที่แล้ว +574

      "Zebras are bastards"

    • @jonskowitz
      @jonskowitz 8 ปีที่แล้ว +587

      ...and a Tiger's day job is murder

    • @tjahjobagaaa
      @tjahjobagaaa 8 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Wow ok r00d

    • @bartrademaker4059
      @bartrademaker4059 8 ปีที่แล้ว +347

      "We're top CHICKEN."

    • @IRMentat
      @IRMentat 8 ปีที่แล้ว +186

      which is why our tiny tigers don't mind eating us if we happen do die in proximity to them.

  • @sneakyzebra
    @sneakyzebra 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13548

    Yeah you can try and domesticate us!

    • @iiireeeneee
      @iiireeeneee 8 ปีที่แล้ว +143

      lol

    • @vayonan2995
      @vayonan2995 8 ปีที่แล้ว +226

      this is the best comment ever

    • @TheJwb7111
      @TheJwb7111 8 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      +Sneaky Zebra well played!

    • @Super165i
      @Super165i 8 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      +Sneaky Zebra ha

    • @demilung
      @demilung 8 ปีที่แล้ว +133

      +Sneaky Zebra I'd prefer to keep all my fingers.

  • @dingusdingus2152
    @dingusdingus2152 2 ปีที่แล้ว +732

    Wild horse herd dynamics are as follows: the dominant stallion is not the herd leader, he brings up the rear and fights off predators and fends off challenges from subdominant stallions. The herd leader is the dominant mare who decides where to go and when. She also establishes the social pecking order. This may not be a crucial point for the video but I enjoy imparting accurate information

    • @Counterpoint1951
      @Counterpoint1951 2 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      Thank you for pointing this out. It annoys me when people claim that the herd stallion is the leader.

    • @weloveTM123
      @weloveTM123 2 ปีที่แล้ว +158

      That's actually an overrated myth. Some wild herds may not have a lead mare, but they will always have a dominant stallion who is in charge and yes, he does bring up the rear and protects the herd, but the lead mare (that is, if they have one) cannot do anything without the consent of the herd stallion. The band can exist without the lead mare, yet they cannot survive without a lead stallion. This is a crucial thing to remember about wild horse herds. The lead stallion is the heart that holds the entire band together, without him, they will scatter and be stolen by other rogue bachelor studs. And people that claim that the herd stallion is the "leader" are absolutely correct. Just speak to any wild horse expert, Mustang enthusiast and photographer. Their dynamics are incredibly fascinating, but I have yet to see a herd without a lead stallion (not including the bachelor herds) and yet there are plenty of wild herds without a lead mare. Lead mare either exists, doesn't or three/four mares share those responsibilities among each other. Lead stallion however, is indispensable and a vital part of the herd survival.

    • @dingusdingus2152
      @dingusdingus2152 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      I stand corrected

    • @SirZeck
      @SirZeck 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@dingusdingus2152 no

  • @Syryu
    @Syryu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5278

    Domesticating Horses:
    Horse #1: Oh, that two-legged creature just mounted our leader.
    Horse #2: I guess that creature is our leader now
    Domesticating Zebras:
    Zebra #3451: Oh no! That two-legged creature just captured Marty!
    Zebra #3452: .... who?

    • @joksizantos7520
      @joksizantos7520 5 ปีที่แล้ว +380

      That reference 😂 now i understand they do not give a crap about each other

    • @Concretizer
      @Concretizer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +151

      One of the best references around

    • @PavarottiAardvark
      @PavarottiAardvark 5 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Except Zebra's *do* have top males within the group. They form the same families as horses.

    • @ousamadearudesuwa
      @ousamadearudesuwa 5 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      @@PavarottiAardvark but because the top males live in the same herd, hell Marty will not care if Jack gets eaten.

    • @PavarottiAardvark
      @PavarottiAardvark 5 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      @@ousamadearudesuwa But they don't always live in those big herds. It's mostly a migration thing. So it's entirely possible to identify and catch the lead male

  • @ragingfurball5419
    @ragingfurball5419 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3480

    "Their dayjob is MURDER."
    Ok... that alone earned my like.

    • @mirsad96
      @mirsad96 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Murder is when you kill your own species. So you liked an inaccuracy.

    • @Areshod
      @Areshod 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @@mirsad96 keep being a pedantic bitch

    • @ragingfurball5419
      @ragingfurball5419 5 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      1. Yes, because it was funny. 2. That's not the only definition of murder (check Merriam-Websters). 3. Sometimes they do kill they're own species. 4. While you're on the dictionary website, look up 'hyperbole'.

    • @alexanderhamilton8585
      @alexanderhamilton8585 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Your cat is a tiny tiger that lives in your house. I had to pet my kitty when I heard that and call him "Are you my tiny TIGER?! Yes you ARE! YES you are."

    • @DuckyGoose74
      @DuckyGoose74 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@ragingfurball5419 it's their not they're

  • @roselandron1591
    @roselandron1591 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1764

    "You've got to be kidding, elephants, there's no time for this"
    -CGP Grey

    • @msmaria5039
      @msmaria5039 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Wait, when humans start becoming immortal, they can start domesticating elephants?

    • @Deathnotefan97
      @Deathnotefan97 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      And now I'm imagining a fantasy setting where elves have domesticated elephants

    • @TracinyaLachance
      @TracinyaLachance 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@Deathnotefan97 How about a fantasy setting where elves have domesticated HUMANS?

    • @Deathnotefan97
      @Deathnotefan97 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@TracinyaLachance Humans are too stupid and high maintenance for elves to bother domesticating them, they'd get a much better return out of elephants
      Maybe the Dwarves would be up to the task of domesticating humans?

    • @amandaamanda5398
      @amandaamanda5398 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      But a beautiful bonsai tree needs dozens of years to shape.......

  • @rayrowley4013
    @rayrowley4013 2 ปีที่แล้ว +672

    You hinted at it, but I think it is also important that they have many offspring. Not just a short reproductive cycle (though that helps) but many offspring over their lifetime. This gives you many chances to find the best one and speeds up the artificial selection pressures.

    • @volpelastname6951
      @volpelastname6951 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      He didn't hint at it, he directly stated it. He said they need to be "fecund" which means "extremely fertile and able to produce offspring in abundance"

  • @Tigger0jk
    @Tigger0jk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +459

    Notable omission: Guinea pigs! They were domesticated as early as 5000 BC in the Andes for food (and they meet the checklist!).

    • @seileach67
      @seileach67 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      You're right! But I think he may have left them out because he was talking about *large* animals?

    • @navilluscire2567
      @navilluscire2567 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Imagine if they could've selectively breed horse sized ones, Incan Guinea Pig calvary!

    • @internetmovieguy
      @internetmovieguy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      So, Capybaras?

    • @bthsr7113
      @bthsr7113 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@internetmovieguy Still too small. Also too nice.

    • @itaykerensm1629
      @itaykerensm1629 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@navilluscire2567 DND has Spham, a species of giant space hamsters.

  • @TheBigRedskull
    @TheBigRedskull 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3348

    “Because zebras, are bastards” is my favorite Grey quote

    • @katevgrady
      @katevgrady 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      They live to kick and bite, they are a PITAA [pain in the ass animal]

    • @jermainebrown8604
      @jermainebrown8604 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Idk that WE ARE TOP CHICKEN comment had me dying

    • @PS-vr1uv
      @PS-vr1uv 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@jermainebrown8604 same

    • @teainnit27
      @teainnit27 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      That quote was at the same video as "WE'RE TOP CHICKEN".

    • @thomas-carter
      @thomas-carter 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@katevgrady Just deal with it :] We would be the best footballers though, but instead of a ball, we kick lions.

  • @DheerajBhaskar
    @DheerajBhaskar 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2178

    "Zebras are bastards" - CGP Gray

    • @MishMill
      @MishMill 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      How does a zebra, orphan, son of a -bleep- and a Scotsman,

    • @randomperson2078
      @randomperson2078 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I want him to go catch an alpha wolf and watch as its family automatically makes him its leader.

    • @Terrekain
      @Terrekain 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Zebras WERE successfully domesticated by virtually every European country that colonized Africa. They discarded it because the Zebra was not as efficient as the horse, not because it wasn't possible. So that fact kind of blows Grey's theory apart. But if you domesticated Zebras over centuries, the result would be similar to that of any other equine species. The reason this didn't happen in Subsahara Africa is the same reason Europeans and Asians (who also visited Africa centuries ago) never found ANY domesticated animals in Africa; the people who inhabited the region. Subsaharan Africans didn't have the necessary civilization and intelligence to domesticate animals. Look, people have been making excuses for why Africans (and Latin Americans) failed to develop institutions indicative of higher civilization; it boils down to political correctness. But the bottom line is that you can literally domesticate ANY animal (including a human) if you're motivated enough and have the intelligence. The European colonists in SS Africa, for a time, had both the motivation and the intelligence, so they started domesticating the abundant Zebra - before modern transportation allowed them to import and start breeding large numbers of horses and work animals which were stronger, faster, and saved them the work of having to breed generations of Zebra over centuries. The Africans? The Zebra, water buffalo, Jackal (dog), Okapi, Warthog, etc were excellent "raw material" to mold if a civilized (settled) culture could make use of them, and would look very different today if a more intelligent civilization (and people) inhabited the region over millenia (similarly, the "indigenous wild animals" in Europe and Asia would look VERY different today if those regions were originally inhabited by black or brown people. It wasn't for lack of opportunity or potential benefit that black and brown people didn't domesticate ANY animals - it was for lack of the ability to do so.

    • @Terrekain
      @Terrekain 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Grey is a smart guy for the most part, but even he can slip into political correctness, if inadvertently. For one thing, he makes the argument that horses and dogs have a hierarchical structure and thinks this is an "accident". Ummm...no. If they didn't have a controllable or social structure to benefit humans, they'd have been hunted (or slaughtered) into extinction like many other horse and dog breeds in the rest of the civilized world. Literally every farmer and breeder in the world understands that they can control the temperament, social structure, intelligence, etc. of their animals. From shepherd dogs to human parents. A good father, for example, will foster a child and provide incentives and punishments which will motivate (if not coerce) his child to mate with a partner of desired qualities (intelligence, beauty, productivity, etc). There have been beekeepers who've experimented with breeding hives of "laying workers" - which became destructive and unproductive (as expected). What did they do with these dysfunctional hives? They killed them (not that they would have survived long anyway, but better to not let the drones spread bad genetics).

    • @gluesniffingdude
      @gluesniffingdude 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Terrekain Fairly sure zebras were TAMED, not DOMESTICATED. Of course that's just what a quick Google search tells me, if you have more evidence I'm glad to hear it.

  • @watermelonhelmet6854
    @watermelonhelmet6854 2 ปีที่แล้ว +397

    There is a species of frog called a Microhylid that's developed a symbiotic relationship with multiple large Spider species. These frogs are small enough that they would make a very easy meal for the Spider, but they live in close quarters with each other with the Spider essentially acting like the Frog's bodyguard.
    Why? Because most of the Frog's natural predators won't mess with the Spider and will stay clear... and the frog eats ants which are a natural predator of spider eggs.
    They have a symbiotic relationship. The Spider will tolerate and even defend the frog instead of eating it, and the frog earns its keep by 'protecting' the spider's eggs. Depending on what way you look at it, either the frog has a pet spider that it's domesticated and trained to protect it...or the Spider has a pet frog that it's domesticated and trained to protect its eggs.
    Why am I telling you this? Because that's basically our relationship with cats. We didn't domesticate cats. We basically domesticated each other. The cats realized that life was way easier where the humans were... and we benefited from letting them stick around. They got free food and shelter and we got an animal that hunted and killed vermin.

  • @m1l22
    @m1l22 5 ปีที่แล้ว +514

    *_Everybody gangsta till the Human seizes the title of top chicken_*

  • @TheJwb7111
    @TheJwb7111 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7992

    Favorite quotes:
    "WE'RE TOP CHICKEN"
    "The cat is a tiny tiger that lives in your house"

    • @OmegaShanic
      @OmegaShanic 8 ปีที่แล้ว +554

      +TheJwb7111 "Obviously catching a carnivore is a bad idea anyway because their day job is MURDER..."

    • @Ochoaj300
      @Ochoaj300 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      SAME

    • @NickHorvath
      @NickHorvath 8 ปีที่แล้ว +136

      +TheJwb7111 I literally LOLed when he said "We're top chicken".

    • @Macconator2010
      @Macconator2010 8 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      +OmegaShanic Sneaking up on a gazelle rhymes with LOL.

    • @AndresNaulaB
      @AndresNaulaB 8 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      +TheJwb7111 this video is so quotable!

  • @SairajRKamath
    @SairajRKamath 5 ปีที่แล้ว +776

    "Try sneaking up on a gazelle,
    Rhymes with LOL."
    - *CGP Grey, one of the greatest poets of our time*

    • @thomashughes_teh
      @thomashughes_teh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      No gazelles were stalked in the production of my LOL induced by that statement.

    • @amehak1922
      @amehak1922 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      We need t-shirts of that

    • @ravioli9727
      @ravioli9727 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Gman I think it's because Wakanda is not a real place, it's part of the Marvel universe with mentions in the comic and a big movie made some years back called Black Panther had lots of blacks making you think it is a real place when it is clearly a piece of fiction. White people, however, are very real with documented history of them existing for thousands of years including Jesus Christ who is definitely white but being black-washed by black Christian's so they can take over the Vatican.

    • @Safwan.Hossain
      @Safwan.Hossain 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@ravioli9727 Can't tell if this is trolling or not lmao

    • @andrewstettner8450
      @andrewstettner8450 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ravioli9727 WHOOOOSH

  • @foxashock6161
    @foxashock6161 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    Once I was in a wild strawberry field and I realised that the strawberries were litterally 1 cm in length.

  • @72fja
    @72fja 8 ปีที่แล้ว +869

    WE'RE TOP CHICKEN, that needs to be on a shirt

    • @haggis2210
      @haggis2210 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Guazuru yeaaas

    • @Henchman1977
      @Henchman1977 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      haggis22 I was just thinking that too.

    • @EstherHulst-Artist
      @EstherHulst-Artist 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      me too lol I was laughing so hard

    • @런닝맨-p1r
      @런닝맨-p1r 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      sorry..can someone explain what does that means actually?

    • @72fja
      @72fja 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      The chickens fight amongst themselves to see who is the strongest, the top chicken, but in reality humans are top chicken.

  • @CaptainSuzySparrow
    @CaptainSuzySparrow 5 ปีที่แล้ว +693

    "But you know who's really top chicken?
    WE'RE TOP CHICKEN."

    • @danw6014
      @danw6014 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      When I watched dogs lead their owners around I don't think that idea is as true as it should be.

    • @henk-3098
      @henk-3098 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@danw6014 Yeah dogs don't see us as part of the pack, they know we're different. That's why a dog acts differently when he's playing with another dog instead of a human.

    • @danw6014
      @danw6014 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@henk-3098 actually they can see humans as part of the pack but what I was really getting at is more often than not the dog is the pack leader and not the human. I see it in horses too. They walk all over their owners but I will not allow horses to push on me and I keep the fact that horses are stronger than me a closely guarded secret.

    • @Delgen1951
      @Delgen1951 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      When was the last time you fought a rooster? Chickens go absolutely insane when they see blood and try to kill the one bleeding..True fact.

    • @IrvingIV
      @IrvingIV 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      www.customink.com/designs/topchicken/ywy0-00bz-5n0z/share?pc=EMAIL-40778&

  • @gladiatorinasuit3094
    @gladiatorinasuit3094 8 ปีที่แล้ว +359

    "We're top chicken" - CGP Grey, 2016.

  • @jeremyfisher8512
    @jeremyfisher8512 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2570

    Submissive and feedable

  • @Persnikity-yv3nh
    @Persnikity-yv3nh 8 ปีที่แล้ว +588

    For the record, if you make a shirt that says WE'RE TOP CHICKEN I will buy it.

  • @tzisorey
    @tzisorey 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1410

    "If it's in a circus, it's tamed"
    I dunno - I'm not sure I've seen a clown I'd consider "tame"...

    • @tzisorey
      @tzisorey 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@sxlstzce r/whoooosh

    • @roecocoa
      @roecocoa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Don't forget Pacifist J and Fluffy 2 Dope, founding members of TCP.

    • @gagandeepsingh7789
      @gagandeepsingh7789 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You won't get it

    • @diablominero
      @diablominero 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      They wouldn't risk having it in a circus near a crowd if it weren't tamed or domesticated.

    • @harrybetteridge7532
      @harrybetteridge7532 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Pennywise wasn't in a circus that explains a lot.

  • @rzkzkr20
    @rzkzkr20 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5991

    CGP Grey: **long explanation about dogs being the best pet**
    Me as a cat person: **waiting impatiently for the explanation of cats**
    CGP Grey: whereas a cat is a tiny tiger that lives in your house
    Me: ok i'll take that

    • @ceil5001
      @ceil5001 4 ปีที่แล้ว +180

      Yeah, me too lol!! Cats rule

    • @lemon.c0rd
      @lemon.c0rd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Animal rules

    • @ano_nym
      @ano_nym 4 ปีที่แล้ว +140

      Kinda cool with a tiny tiger tbh.

    • @JMZReview
      @JMZReview 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      D O G S ! ! !

    • @georockstar09
      @georockstar09 4 ปีที่แล้ว +299

      Though to be fair cats were simply pest-contollers that, to better survive around humans, they had to become friendly. Which is an unusual trend in domestication.

  • @484berkshire
    @484berkshire 2 ปีที่แล้ว +412

    CGP Grey: "Herbivores should eat something that's everywhere that you CAN'T eat."
    Americans: *Feed cows corn.*

    • @mehere8038
      @mehere8038 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      And what fish shall we eat? I know, lets choose the very top of the food chain, the most intensive carnivores we can find, so salmon, tuna & prawns maybe?

    • @visual7150
      @visual7150 2 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Corn is heavily subsidized by the US government, so there's incentive for people to make as much corn as possible. That's why we use "corn syrup" instead of real sugar as well.

    • @mehere8038
      @mehere8038 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@visual7150 yup & bio-fuel. It's crazy, cause if cows must eat corn, then the whole plants harvested early as silage is what's best for them & gives them the best growth rates, but those subsidies mean it's more profitable for farmers to grow to maturity & throw away the rest of the plant & just keep the kernels as cow food, even though that loses most of the crop's calorie value when fed to cows & messes with their rumen, that's designed to eat grass not grain

    • @Egilhelmson
      @Egilhelmson 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      The varieties of “corn” that are fed to cattle are usually not especially edible by humans. Also, the cows are usually just finished on maize for their last month, and eat grass for the rest of their lives.

    • @mehere8038
      @mehere8038 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Egilhelmson none of that is true

  • @philipstuckey4922
    @philipstuckey4922 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4106

    "cats are tiny tigers that live in your house"

    • @lpburrows
      @lpburrows 8 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      +Philip Stuckey Straight up lost it.

    • @chuckbowen1212
      @chuckbowen1212 8 ปีที่แล้ว +212

      +Philip Stuckey There is a cat in the house I live in, I am literally the only person that can pet it. And even then, it will swat me if I stop petting. Crazy buggers.

    • @abyssstrider2547
      @abyssstrider2547 7 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Chuck Bowen my cat loves me tho

    • @abyssstrider2547
      @abyssstrider2547 7 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Chuck Bowen she runs toward people and cuddles with them

    • @juliaprohaska9295
      @juliaprohaska9295 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Clearly not a cat person, this one 😂

  • @soumitrochowdhury8271
    @soumitrochowdhury8271 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1000

    "try sneaking up on a gazelle,
    rhymes with *L O L*"
    - Grey, 2016

    • @kiteskingdom6137
      @kiteskingdom6137 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes

    • @HideFromIt
      @HideFromIt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Idk why but that “sure” makes me laugh lol

    • @MyWill28
      @MyWill28 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Simone LastName asked a clarifying question, and @Michael Kagan politely responded without calling anybody any hurtful names. This is the kind of dynamic that is missing in a lot of TH-cam comment sections. Thank you, @Michael Kagan for being so patient and polite and for being a exemplary human being. @Simone LastName, do not be afraid to ask more questions. You are awesome too 😉.

    • @terminallydrunk1900
      @terminallydrunk1900 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@simonelastname5182 i still don't get it.

  • @exadeci
    @exadeci 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1581

    "Herbivores that aren't picky" Shows Koala, one of the only ones that feed on the worst source of energy and that can die of hunger if the leaves are on the ground because they don't recognize it as food when not on the tree.

    • @magiv4205
      @magiv4205 5 ปีที่แล้ว +210

      I think that's what he meant lol

    • @feynstein1004
      @feynstein1004 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Lmao mate

    • @postman6553
      @postman6553 5 ปีที่แล้ว +122

      koalas are retarded

    • @metaouroboros690
      @metaouroboros690 5 ปีที่แล้ว +134

      Never forget that koalas are LITERALLY smooth brained.

    • @feynstein1004
      @feynstein1004 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @Admiral Ackbeard What's that supposed to mean?

  • @pupper5580
    @pupper5580 2 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    In Finland under Swedish rule the Swedes outlawed moose riding, because a crazy Finn riding a moose was impossible for the police to catch. True story.

  • @IRosamelia
    @IRosamelia 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1522

    "Sheep weren't always this fluffy. We fluffified them".... that part is solid gold 🤣

    • @thingsifindinteresting9771
      @thingsifindinteresting9771 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Literally the first line

    • @feartheghus
      @feartheghus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Haven’t you heard of fluffification before?

    • @huntercorrales6794
      @huntercorrales6794 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's funny af😂

    • @_robustus_
      @_robustus_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      It’s when a pornographic thespian is prepared for his scene by stimulation of his member to achieve tumescence.

    • @feartheghus
      @feartheghus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Robustus you’re fucked up.

  • @dahyimi2185
    @dahyimi2185 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1465

    Yes, cats are about as domestic as spiders. Humans never tried to domesticate or tame them. They just walked into humans' houses and humans said: "You're cute and you take care of mice and moths! OK, you can stay!". And they still do that. I know of a few feral cats who just walked into a house and the humans welcomed them to stay.

    • @alexforce9
      @alexforce9 2 ปีที่แล้ว +366

      I think thats basically still how the most people get them. "Hey, is that a cat in the house? I guess we own a cat now."

    • @arminius6506
      @arminius6506 2 ปีที่แล้ว +127

      In most part of the world cats don't live in houses, they co exist in human settlements and keep a healthy distance, human tolerate them because they intend no harm.

    • @GoodLordBagel
      @GoodLordBagel 2 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      @@arminius6506 horses and sheep dont live in houses either. Cats hunted rodents and other pests, making them useful animals to keep around.

    • @God-ch8lq
      @God-ch8lq 2 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      i keep a spider web in the corner of my room, they eat mosquitos
      if i find a spider somewhere else in my room, i move it to the corner

    • @jmurray1110
      @jmurray1110 2 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Cats are the most lovable bastards and it’s great

  • @davidndiulor8428
    @davidndiulor8428 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1268

    "Carnivores... their day-job is murder" CGP Grey 2016

    • @marisabel5500
      @marisabel5500 8 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      yeah xD As if humans don't totally murder animals more than any other things ever in the history of earth hahaha

    • @briansouthparkstudio1357
      @briansouthparkstudio1357 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      that's just because theirs so many of us to do the killing

    • @MSpencer1998
      @MSpencer1998 7 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Yeah, but plenty of omnivores moonlight in murder

    • @GetsugaTensho85
      @GetsugaTensho85 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      MarI sabel
      Our day job is murder too!

    • @mexicanmuslim
      @mexicanmuslim 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      David Ndiulor Thats a good line and its true.

  • @Ihadnofirst
    @Ihadnofirst 2 ปีที่แล้ว +284

    1:07 "because their day job is *murder*" caught me by surprise and made me laugh so hard. Note to self: domesticate the animals that don't "moonlight in murder." 🤣

  • @claudealpha2090
    @claudealpha2090 3 ปีที่แล้ว +739

    The main takeaway from this video: *We're top chicken!*

    • @TylerJ0412
      @TylerJ0412 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      All i got was, cats are tiny tigers that live in your house

    • @1978sjt
      @1978sjt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Zebra's are Bastards

    • @raystargazer7468
      @raystargazer7468 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      How do you doo, fellow top chicken?

  • @ceooflettuce8768
    @ceooflettuce8768 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1431

    "War bears will not happen"
    Poland: *YOU DARE OPPOSE ME MORTAL?*

    • @matheuscerqueira7952
      @matheuscerqueira7952 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Man, I was thinking about that historia civilis video
      Edit: turns out you were talking about wojtek

    • @youssefshidid2229
      @youssefshidid2229 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Few will understand this gem lol

    • @dreamer6432
      @dreamer6432 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Haha saw that video earlier

    • @victorserrano7939
      @victorserrano7939 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I jst saw the video of the artillery carrying bear 😂

    • @nameisontheprofilepix
      @nameisontheprofilepix 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Cannon loader bears are the best

  • @blackthemew9371
    @blackthemew9371 5 ปีที่แล้ว +916

    Horses be like:
    "We live in a society..."

    • @ano_nym
      @ano_nym 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Wonder if they are gamers.

    • @samyakhp4353
      @samyakhp4353 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Even zebras do

    • @coyraig8332
      @coyraig8332 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Zebras be like:
      "We don't"

    • @ivanvukasovic1371
      @ivanvukasovic1371 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Horsiety

  • @WVgrl59
    @WVgrl59 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Shay Inman of Roanoke, VA, bought a zebra from someone in Texas.
    She has been training horses for a long time and although she has gotten her zebra named Joey to be ridden for a short time, that is all.
    She said Joey has been the toughest to train.

  • @NoobFish23
    @NoobFish23 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2992

    I want "We're top chicken!" on a t-shirt.

    • @firewolf1814
      @firewolf1814 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same here

    • @kalebbruwer
      @kalebbruwer 8 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      you're gonna chicken out and not buy one

    • @gaspardvuk9065
      @gaspardvuk9065 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Make sure to send me a link when it gets avalible

    • @davidplayhard
      @davidplayhard 8 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      you know what I want on a tshirt?
      "Exploit Family Values"

    • @RafaAnto
      @RafaAnto 8 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      I want the "a cat is a tiny tiger that lives in your house". That cracked me up.

  • @keithforestt
    @keithforestt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1611

    Apples are as man made as pop tarts... that was really aggressive

    • @jasondeaver2117
      @jasondeaver2117 4 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      Finally someone said it and throw in the fact organic is grown in poo or ground up animals

    • @ArtKingjr
      @ArtKingjr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Also progressive

    • @NobleSavage44
      @NobleSavage44 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Truth stings!

    • @ShawnGranzow
      @ShawnGranzow 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      I think leaving out the chemical process by which pop tarts are made is just ridiculous. I mean I'm not a vegetarian but there's no way that pop tarts and naturally grown fruit are the same thing lmao.

    • @GyroZeppel
      @GyroZeppel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Shawn Granzow I think it was supposed to be a joke.

  • @about47t-rexes12
    @about47t-rexes12 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2094

    i died at "we're top chicken"

    • @theevilmeister
      @theevilmeister 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I'M... TOP CHICKEN 0_0

    • @Scratchy314
      @Scratchy314 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      IM TOP CHICKEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @dutchandepic1691
      @dutchandepic1691 8 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      He had me at: zebras are bastards

    • @JLucas_RS
      @JLucas_RS 8 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      PECK PECK PECK

    • @danielsjohnson
      @danielsjohnson 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      About 47 T-Rexes Now I know where the phrase "establish the pecking order" came from.

  • @thegamingpigeon3216
    @thegamingpigeon3216 2 ปีที่แล้ว +150

    The thing I love about the "cats are just tiny tigers that live in your house" bit?
    *It's 1000000% correct*

    • @Szgerle
      @Szgerle 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      its completely incorrect though

    • @kommandokenny12345
      @kommandokenny12345 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Szgerlehater

    • @Szgerle
      @Szgerle ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@kommandokenny12345 Keep crying

  • @GrimAsythes
    @GrimAsythes 8 ปีที่แล้ว +341

    Dude you could make like 3 shirts from this video alone.
    "Zebra are bastards"
    "We're top chicken."
    Four F check list

    • @madmoblin
      @madmoblin 8 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Grim scythes A cat is a tiny tiger that lives in your house

    • @georgevaltom2015
      @georgevaltom2015 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      WE'RE Top Chicken!

    • @randomperson-qe4pw
      @randomperson-qe4pw 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I need a shirt that says "My dayjob is MURDER"
      IK I'm weird

    • @reptilianbrotherhood2315
      @reptilianbrotherhood2315 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You Forgot “Try Sneaking Up On A Gazelle, Rhymes with lol”

  • @ScarletCypher
    @ScarletCypher 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3028

    I need the meme I'm Top Chicken to be a thing.

    • @Omar-cz7ox
      @Omar-cz7ox 8 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      No

    • @jujubeets3653
      @jujubeets3653 8 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      +NDAIA Yes!

    • @Dorgilo
      @Dorgilo 8 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      +NDAIA Or in the form of a t-shirt?

    • @andythepanhead
      @andythepanhead 8 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      +NDAIA make one via www.reddit.com/r/cgpgreymemes/ we are thinking way ahead of you.

    • @berserk-in9cl
      @berserk-in9cl 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      +andythepanhead They really do have a sub for anything, I'm incredibly scared now of all the possibilities

  • @parasaur2
    @parasaur2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +893

    “For Zebras there’s no such thing as society”
    Gamers: Where do I sign up?

  • @artfrontgalleries1818
    @artfrontgalleries1818 2 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    I have cats. They live with me and Susan in a nicely sized 8th floor apartment in a City. I am not part of a pack or a herd, I am a littermate. They harass me, yell at me, demand y attention but are always ready to sit on my lap(or chest, or crotch) if they feel I am ill or depressed or stressed. They help my blood pressure, mental health and stress levels without slobbering on me, threatening my neighbors or needing a walk outside.
    These guys are better than you think...at least to me

  • @gurmeetsingh-cu2iu
    @gurmeetsingh-cu2iu 6 ปีที่แล้ว +822

    "Because zebras are bastards"
    Killed me😂

    • @ne3333t
      @ne3333t 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@muhammaddawoodakhalwaya313
      That's nice

    • @nunyabuisness1252
      @nunyabuisness1252 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Muhammad Dawood Akhalwaya yes we did see the video

    • @ValensBellator
      @ValensBellator 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Such a great line lol... I guess they fall into the "honey badger" category of animal that are only willing to interact with humans when they're actively trying to maul them :D

    • @hunterG60k
      @hunterG60k 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This is the actual reason. Zebra's have a pretty similar social structure to horses, stallions compete for mares in the same way and, outside of migration, they spend time in small family groups. So yeah, they are just mean as all hell. They evolved to fight off lions, hyenas and crocs. The worst thing horses had to worry about was the occasional pack of wolves.

    • @fishyfishyfishy500akabs8
      @fishyfishyfishy500akabs8 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@hunterG60k oh yeah and the horses are quite capable of fighting off wolves, especially as groups

  • @arkadeepkundu4729
    @arkadeepkundu4729 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1572

    Notice, humans meet every single one of these criteria. It's almost like we evolved to live with humans.
    Oh yeah, right.

    • @veralenora4033
      @veralenora4033 5 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      My pet theory: Humans wanted steady food supply, so keep animals nearby. If you keep them nearby you have to take care of them. This leads to caring about them; BOOM civilized humans.
      Retired librarian

    • @neskey
      @neskey 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Friendly? Yeah. Say that again XD

    • @VC-nk3oz
      @VC-nk3oz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Yup so basically we domesticated ourselves unwittingly lol

    • @ripme6616
      @ripme6616 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      One tribe to rule them all

    • @hayrayna1314
      @hayrayna1314 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ALMOST! operative word.

  • @Kikilang60
    @Kikilang60 4 ปีที่แล้ว +647

    This scientist who studied cat evolution said,"My cat sleep quiet soundly with dedicated canine predator, and two hundred pound primate walking by. No wild cat would ever do that. My cat is fully domesticated."

    • @lordkandar
      @lordkandar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      But cats domesticated humans...

    • @heyhoe168
      @heyhoe168 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      They have some sort of pack awareness.

    • @morrissuah9587
      @morrissuah9587 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      @@lordkandar they domesticated themselves rlly

    • @Fukei_Mono
      @Fukei_Mono 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@lordkandar
      It's more like two broke college dudes crashing in a single apartment.

    • @irmaosmatos4026
      @irmaosmatos4026 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@heyhoe168 they have some sort of friendliness awareness

  • @bernier42
    @bernier42 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Now I want Grey to make a shirt with his avatar and the words “TOP CHICKEN”.

  • @raydunakin
    @raydunakin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1634

    Excellent and informative! Well done!

  • @fluffylynx6643
    @fluffylynx6643 3 ปีที่แล้ว +412

    5:00 "bruh, there's no such thing as society."
    -CGP

  • @BrianKelly_LettheGamesBegin
    @BrianKelly_LettheGamesBegin 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1316

    You had me at warbears...

    • @Insanity_Potato
      @Insanity_Potato 8 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      Had me at Top Chicken

    • @camramaster
      @camramaster 8 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      I lost it at "their day job is MURDER"

    • @justAguyDs
      @justAguyDs 8 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I want a warbear

    • @hubertdyzmond6475
      @hubertdyzmond6475 8 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Here you go wikipedia.org/wiki/Wojtek_(bear)

    • @chaosherald8879
      @chaosherald8879 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Play kislev.

  • @fyukfy2366
    @fyukfy2366 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    My dog barking at me to pet him while grey says "dogs live to be useful to us" was excellent comedic timing by both parties

  • @niedermitderjagd1968
    @niedermitderjagd1968 5 ปีที่แล้ว +505

    Dis Dude: "Cats are tiny tigers that live in your house"
    My Cat: Rolls over, exposes her belly and then runs away in fear of our garden birds.

    • @jag1573
      @jag1573 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yes you are right

    • @sanityisrelative
      @sanityisrelative 4 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      They're not all going to be *good* at being tigers.

    • @montycantsin8861
      @montycantsin8861 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Cats gonna cat. Tigers gonna tiger.

    • @Burn_Angel
      @Burn_Angel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      There was this indian kid that was being followed by a tiger. He walked backwards to his village while facing the tiger directly.
      Most predators won't risk getting hurt during a hunt because it may cost them their life, SO THIS BIGASS ORANGE CAT WAS AFRAID OF GETTING HURT BY A DAMN, STUPIDLY WEAK HUMAN CUB.
      So don't mind that much what your cat is afraid of, it could be worse.

    • @niedermitderjagd1968
      @niedermitderjagd1968 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@Burn_Angel Thats exactly what you should do when facing a tiger that isnt on full rampage mode.

  • @SerenityPrim3
    @SerenityPrim3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +551

    I believe the cat was domesticated some 9K years ago, around the time when larger stockpiles of foods, namely grains, were becoming more commonplace and widespread.
    Rodents would try to infest granaries, cats would hunt them at this new more predictable source, and eventually both humans and cats would become accustomed to each other through exposure and mutual coexistence benefits. We never bred cats or exploited their family structures, we just got used to each other, our living situation is a mutual coexistence, not a dependence, and so cats typically behave as they always have.

    • @elissiaro
      @elissiaro 3 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      I mean... we definitely bred cats. Not right away, but we have bred them. Just look at some of the cat types we have now. You know, the 'pugs' of cats.

    • @eszterkovacs908
      @eszterkovacs908 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      @@elissiaro Yeah, for example munchkins. Poor kitties 🥺

    • @rickwrites2612
      @rickwrites2612 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      yea the discussion was set by the video as "before early modern" so we are talking about medieval and before. I don't think in the West at least, we did any purebred housecats before 1500, though it's possible.

    • @PragmaticAntithesis
      @PragmaticAntithesis 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Humans didn't domesticate cats; cats domesticated humans.

    • @Xbalanque84
      @Xbalanque84 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      The number of cat breeds would disagree with your assessment. While only semi-domesticated, cats _have_ been subject to artificial selection regimes.

  • @kebabremoveth5257
    @kebabremoveth5257 6 ปีที่แล้ว +605

    When you think about it, plants domesticated us. And better yet, made us do all the work

    • @Thatsaspicymemeball
      @Thatsaspicymemeball 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      you're right

    • @nomathic7672
      @nomathic7672 6 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Not really. The only plants that want to be eaten are the ones that spread it's seeds by passing through a digestive system to be fertilized after being defecated. Since we defecate in toilets or holes then plants don't have a chance to grow while we reap their benefits. And besides, we've made so many of their seeds significantly smaller that many of them can't even be planted naturally anymore.

    • @janfungusamon4926
      @janfungusamon4926 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I think It was a symbiotic relationship.

    • @OatmealTheCrazy
      @OatmealTheCrazy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@janfungusamon4926 Not really. We've limited genetic diversity to have all of them taste the same. It's a very dangerous investment. It's why the gros michel almost went extinct.

    • @janfungusamon4926
      @janfungusamon4926 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@OatmealTheCrazy well it isnt symbiotic anymore but it used to be right? When we didnt have agriculture.

  • @maywalker997
    @maywalker997 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    The 4 factors are also widely theorized why some societies (such as the aborigine ones of Australia) remained largerly hunter gatherer ones until their discovery due to the lack decent domestication options in native fauna. The Victorians often equated civilization as equalling intelligence, but the development of settled societies after the last Ice Age ended were actually more down to pot luck factors such as local geography, climate and local fauna/flora options available than anything else.

  • @gladiatorinasuit3094
    @gladiatorinasuit3094 8 ปีที่แล้ว +175

    A CAT IS A TINY TIGER THAT LIVES IN YOUR HOUSE LOL

  • @Ari-nw3qy
    @Ari-nw3qy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1013

    Dogs live to serve mankind.
    Cats live to be served by mankind.

    • @studioyokai
      @studioyokai 6 ปีที่แล้ว +130

      Nah, man. It's just that their social structures and biology are very different!
      Dogs are descended from pack animals that hunt in groups. They were easier to train/breed for obedience, because cooperative hunting is part of how their ancestors survived. They basically assume that if you act like you know what you're doing, they should follow suit (and sometimes, they might think you're mom).
      Cats are descended from African wildcats that lived in colonies, though, which formed around stable food sources (granaries full of rodents); they would hunt INDEPENDENTLY, but they lived and raised offspring communally (and in fact, groups of feral cats STILL do this!).
      Because of this, cats don't have the same kind of "cooperative hunting" social structure that dogs do, and so they're harder to train to do "tricks" or "obey" commands, but they CAN be social and they aren't inherently selfish!
      For example, people who have a cat and then have a kid, often find the cat spends a lot of time looking after and even protecting the baby! (There's at least one video out there for example, of a cat standing between an aggressive dog and a human infant and LITERALLY just scaring the dog away to protect it). Many of them who get attached to specific people, will be extra affectionate and considerate if you seem to be in danger or distress, too (cats have been known to for example, rub up against people and purr to soothe them if they're crying, or to scream real loud to wake up the family in the house when it catches fire, even if they could have escaped on their own).
      They do, however, kind of assume you're just ~part of the colony~ and are most likely to treat you like a roommate and MAYBE friend/co-parent/child/whatever whom they have very specific dynamics with, rather than acting like you're their parent/leader. They aren't as likely to "defer" to you as dogs, but they can still be very sweet :)
      (Sidebar: if they give you dead animals as "presents" though that's how you REALLY know they love you! They do that for their kittens when they get old enough to move from milk to meat; they're trying to feed you! Or possibly teach you how to hunt out of concern that you might not know how, which is another reason they do that with kittens. Either way, from their perspective it's considerate and out of concern for your nutritional needs, lol)

    • @Ten_Thousand_Locusts
      @Ten_Thousand_Locusts 6 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@studioyokai look at this feline apologist, you disgust me. Canines forever! Woof! Woof!

    • @swayv1964
      @swayv1964 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@studioyokai they don't care about facts they're mainly focused on petty insults

    • @fishyfishyfishy500akabs8
      @fishyfishyfishy500akabs8 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      No we hired cats for pest control, we pay them with shelter and water

    • @Cottonmafia
      @Cottonmafia 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@studioyokai it
      was a joke, chill dude

  • @vizthex
    @vizthex 8 ปีที่แล้ว +804

    "We fluffified them" - CGP Grey, 2016

    • @jier9904
      @jier9904 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      this channel has some good quotes

    • @vizthex
      @vizthex 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Al Muhajir
      ^^^

    • @lubomirkompis9441
      @lubomirkompis9441 8 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      WE ARE TOP CHICKEN.

    • @hleghe810
      @hleghe810 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ľubomír Kompiš 4:36

    • @Drakwdeanrer
      @Drakwdeanrer 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      We need more Fluffy Pone. Fluffy Pone is love. Accept it.

  • @Sue_Me_Too
    @Sue_Me_Too 2 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    Have you ever heard the story of the three legged pig?
    One day a man drove by a farm and saw a three-legged pig. The man went up to the farmer and said, "Excuse me, but why does that pig only have 3 legs?"
    "Well," said the farmer, "that pig is very special. One time my wife was cooking something she stepped out of the kitchen and it caught on fire. No one in the house knew about it but the pig, and he saved me, my wife, and my 2 kids."
    "That's amazing!" said the man, but why does the pig only have three legs?"
    "Well, there was that time the pig saw a big storm coming and we didn't. The pig ran into the house and dragged us out to the storm cellar. If it weren't for that pig we would all be dead."
    "But still, that doesn't explain why the pig only has 3 legs."
    "And I remember the time my youngest son was stuck up a tree, but I was too far away to hear his cries for help. The pig ran to me and led me to where he was."
    "Well, that is a miracle, but how come that pig only has 3 legs?" the man said quite annoyed at this point.
    "Well," said the farmer, "with a pig that special... you have to eat 'em real slow."

  • @SG003
    @SG003 5 ปีที่แล้ว +405

    Me and the boys getting out of area 51 knowing how to domesticate zebra

  • @Beacuzz
    @Beacuzz 8 ปีที่แล้ว +354

    Cats treat us as stupid cats
    Dogs treat us as smart alpha dogs

    • @vnleao
      @vnleao 7 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      The dog hierarchy actually doesn't depend on "alphas" though that term is used prolifically. The term was originally coined by a dude who turned around and realized he was wrong and tried to correct the concept he originally shared, but people were already crazy over the idea of "alpha wolves" and such and didn't listen. Canine hierarchies are more so FAMILY hierarchies. So to be the "alpha dog" means you take the role of the parent dog. You are the one providing food and protection and positive attention. Even better than being an "alpha," you get to have your dog literally seeing you as mommy/daddy. Cats on the other hand don't keep a social structure based on families in that way. Mother cats will actively kick out their kittens once they reach a certain age and will even move to a new territory if the kittens don't go far enough away. They will be social with one another in more of a friendship sense, which is why you will sometimes see whole groups of feral cats in certain areas, and why cats can have good relationships with humans. But, like with human friendships, cats do CHOOSE and trust must be developed. You can't just go to any random person and say "you're my new best friend" and have them be cool with it. Same with cats. It takes time and consistent positive interactions. Eventually after acceptance, cats WILL care about your well being and (if young enough) will create their own language customized to what YOU respond best to. Cats learn different ways to meow and such based on their humans and what they respond to, so your cat does in fact care and pay attention. They will also reciprocate with food offerings and affection, however the relationship continues to be a bond of mutual respect and trust (which can be broken.) A dog sees their bond with a human as being more of a necessity that can't be abandoned just because of maltreatment (seen in dogs who don't run away from clearly abusive situations) in the same way that packs (family units) are maintained generation after generation and are the life source for canines. They have been able to prove that both cats and dogs can and do love their humans (to whatever extent is most true for them) and form deep attachments, however they way they relate to us is quite different. So when your cat treats you as a stupid cat, know that they do it with love because they chose you to be THEIR stupid cat. And know that when your dog treats you as the parent, they do it with love and choose to place their future in your hands.

    • @ZaxorVonSkyler
      @ZaxorVonSkyler 7 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Basically dogs see as perfect and cats see us for what we really are...

    • @hayliehamza2256
      @hayliehamza2256 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ya

    • @suwinkhamchaiwong8382
      @suwinkhamchaiwong8382 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Beacuzz yay dogs ftw

    • @khary30
      @khary30 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      PreposterousWorld good comment. I enjoyed reading that :)

  • @UrpleSquirrel
    @UrpleSquirrel 7 ปีที่แล้ว +199

    Correction about horses: when the herd is traveling, the stallion does NOT lead the group. That's the lead mare's place. The stallion stays at the back of the group and keeps the stragglers moving, which also puts him in a better position to attack any predators that are coming from behind to attack said stragglers.

    • @sophonax661
      @sophonax661 6 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      UrpleSquirrel Yes. Also social structures differ between different kinds of zebras. Grévys are in smaller herds with really aggressive males, fighting against each other like bad asses. Other zebra species like plains zebras are not as aggressive, live in bigger harems and they surely have a hierarchy and care for social structure. They are just not as easily fooled as horses and wont accept human dominance, no matter how we try to trick them.

    • @Motofanable
      @Motofanable 6 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      And original horses were also smaller than modern zebras, which has made domestication easier.

    • @sophonax661
      @sophonax661 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      David Pusnik Good point! And in addition to that along with the domestication horses were bred to be even more agreeable and dumber, so modern horses are far better be tamed than the first captured generations of their ancestors.

    • @eddelacruz6958
      @eddelacruz6958 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Same applies to wolves

    • @sophonax661
      @sophonax661 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Ed De La Cruz Yes, the decrease of intelligence applies to all domesticated species

  • @jimhalpert0
    @jimhalpert0 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I would love a video on the domestication of budgies and how their colours were made by human intervention.

  • @marcel_bendaly
    @marcel_bendaly 8 ปีที่แล้ว +258

    "Dogs live to help us, and they love it, even if its just playing dead.
    .....
    Cats are just tigers that live in your house."

    • @suwinkhamchaiwong8382
      @suwinkhamchaiwong8382 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Marcel Bendaly true

    • @space24049
      @space24049 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      or maybe dogs obey us because they feel they have to because we are their masters. maybe its not much of a choice or maybe its not who knows. also for the record most cats are friendly for some reason they get a bad rep. a wild cat is probably less dangerous than a wild dog. I love cats and dogs

    • @michaelhenry3234
      @michaelhenry3234 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      It's been scientifically proven that a dog's brain releases dopamine when around their master.

    • @lorrainewilliams7896
      @lorrainewilliams7896 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Obviously Grey is not a cat person. The tiny tigers let us live in their house.

    • @Sceptonic
      @Sceptonic 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Michael Henry That's DOPE get it? Haha... Ok I'll leave.

  • @billybellend1155
    @billybellend1155 6 ปีที่แล้ว +457

    Cows 🐮 have a great survival strategy. Taste good and produce milk. Now there are millions of cows and hardly any tigers.

    • @mrreemann8313
      @mrreemann8313 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      However, in exchange, they have pretty much lost much of their ability to survive in the wild I would say, at least in places like India, where there are still large predators like tigers around. Plus, The lives of many cows are more often than not, not too pleasant. Genetic success, but not personal success.

    • @SangerZonvolt
      @SangerZonvolt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @Mr ReeMann
      Yeah, but the key word in survival strategy is survival, and cows are guranteed to survive in large enough numbers that they species is literally never endangered again if we don´t decide so. "Can´t survive in the wild" isn´t really an issue when you don´t have to go into the wild. It´s liek saying humans can´t survive under water. True, but doesn´t really matter in most cases.

    • @Burn_Angel
      @Burn_Angel 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@SangerZonvolt It's the same with sheeps. Sheeps are so helpless, they can die of starvation if they get tangled in vegetation because they're too stupid (and weak) to untangle themselves, yet there are enough of them to survive, and they don't have to worry about predators because there's a hairless ape near them most of the time.

    • @Popikawaii
      @Popikawaii 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@mrreemann8313 Just like most humans. Be productive + pay tribute to the government, and lose ability to survive without the government. Plus, the lives of many humans are more often than not, not too pleasant.

    • @zurielbabida8162
      @zurielbabida8162 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Cowspiracy

  • @FiraDeviant
    @FiraDeviant 7 ปีที่แล้ว +679

    "there day job is murder"
    How can a man be this quotable?

    • @the3lusive
      @the3lusive 6 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      FiraDeviant *their

    • @OfAngelsAndAnarchist
      @OfAngelsAndAnarchist 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Cause you don’t read ...
      Love how much evidence there is in what you said

    • @noahwilliams8996
      @noahwilliams8996 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      "Bears will moonlight in murder."

    • @April_a26
      @April_a26 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      their*

    • @mirzaahmed6589
      @mirzaahmed6589 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *their

  • @Steve-vf7se
    @Steve-vf7se 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

    A zebra is a horse, but with colors. A giraffe is also a horse, but with a long neck. Different kinds of horses are bigger and stronger than you think. I love this🐎🦒

  • @katybp21
    @katybp21 6 ปีที่แล้ว +822

    The male horse sometimes rides first because he is the protector of the herd, not the leader. Horse herds are actually a matriarchy. It's the top female that is in charge, not the male.

    • @whatisthisnonsense1356
      @whatisthisnonsense1356 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      I was looking for this info. Why doesn't this have more likes?

    • @WildWolfheart23
      @WildWolfheart23 5 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      It is funny to observe young colts when they think they’re the leader. But they get a reality check pretty quickly.

    • @danielsjohnson
      @danielsjohnson 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@WildWolfheart23 I'm interested in learning more.

    • @WildWolfheart23
      @WildWolfheart23 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      danielsjohnson just find a place with horses and watch them interact...it’s better than reality television

    • @danielsjohnson
      @danielsjohnson 5 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      @@WildWolfheart23 most things are better than reality TV. But I'll check it out if I ever get a chance.

  • @brycebauer17
    @brycebauer17 5 ปีที่แล้ว +684

    @2:30
    "Bred" *image of wheat shows on screen*
    Well done Grey, well done.

    • @Nunyuhbusniz
      @Nunyuhbusniz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bryce Bauer how do u do the small letters

    • @lunarmile8968
      @lunarmile8968 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Nunyuhbusniz what do u mean 'small letters'

    • @Nunyuhbusniz
      @Nunyuhbusniz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      lunarmile the “image of wheat shows on screen”

    • @lunarmile8968
      @lunarmile8968 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@Nunyuhbusniz there aren't any small letters...
      Do you mean the bold ones? If so, you would put * before and after the text, like *a*

    • @Archgeek0
      @Archgeek0 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Well, we bred that too. Wheat's not what it was when we first started working with it. 'Lotta specialized cultivars, too. Don't even get me started on what we did to corn.

  • @ThePwnedProduction
    @ThePwnedProduction 7 ปีที่แล้ว +418

    Holy shit, is that where pecking order comes from?

  • @GlobalWarmingSkeptic
    @GlobalWarmingSkeptic ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Maybe it's horses that are just terrible zebras