When An Imperial Officer Received a 2 AM Duty Call From Palpatine [Legends]
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![The Officer who Stood Up to Darth Vader and Palpatine [Canon]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/maoXVwSIyPc/mqdefault.jpg)
![The Officer who Stood Up to Darth Vader and Palpatine [Canon]](/img/tr.png)
![How Darth Vader Trolled an Imperial Gunner who was Trolling him in Return [Legends]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/YPIQjBy4Ilw/mqdefault.jpg)
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Since so many of you are asking who the woman Imperial Officer is at 0:06 for “research” purposes, that’s Doctor Aphra.
Source used in video: Star Wars: Dark Times (Comic) Issues 28 to 32
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What happened to the lieutenant after this ?
+Sniper_Artwork The ending of the video is the last we see of Gregg, as this comic book was discontinued following Disney’s purchase of Star Wars, with all of its plotlines ending right as Vader was picked up by Falco Sang unfortunately
Just wanted to say I love your comantating and the way you tell the story.
Mah man !
What happened to Dass Jennir?
Imagine being in the star wars universe and your name is simply, Gregg.
Better than sheev
Ben lol
Gary
Still better than jar jar binks
COM axe how dare you disrespect the dark lord
Palpatine suddenly jolts awake at 2 AM: "I completely forgot to tell Greg the story of the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise!"
Hahahaha that is a nice one.
Darth Lariticus the Dire
666 likes boi 😈
Gohan!
Well to be fair its not a story the Jedi would tell
That moment when you realize that numerous jedi were found and likely killed because of "Greg from accounting"...
iT's gReGg GeT iT rIgHt
Grrrrrrrrrrrrregg
Never underestimate someone who's job is to work with tedious numbers all day. They notice patterns other people just don't.
@@user-ut5nx6hm9d I mean, the big bad NSA and CIA are mostly made up of this type of people. There are also a lot of guys like this in every branch of the military, far away from the front lines.
Especially Gregg, from accounting.
You know Vader likes you, when you see him without his helmet and live...
Gregg has a job, if Vader isn't ready thats Vader's fault.
@@danielboatright8887 tell Vader that.
@@thundergun3333
The fact that Gregg survives proves my point, without delay means without delay.
And Vaders lack of clothes is the delay.
I really thought he was going to kill him....I'm glad he did not.
Yep
Palpatine: wake tf up Gregg, we have a Vader to trick.
Gregg: YOU'RE BREATHTAKING
Palpatine: *force chokes Gregg*
Okie dokie
@Steven Turner When you put it that way, Palpatine was clearly drunk dialling people. How has it taken us all so long to realize he was an alcoholic? XD
@@side-beeetaloniswolfwolfac4179 He has the face of a crack head..
You got to love the time an energy Palpatine spends just to troll vader.
“Hey you awake?”
“Yeah what’s up?”
“Do it”
Gregg: i shouldn't...
Me: *hair gets cut
It’s D E W I T
DEW IT
felipe costa DEW IT DEW IT DEW IT DEW IT DEW IT DEW IT
"When an Imperial Officer recieved a 2 AM Booty call from Palpatine" sounds like a more terrifying story
I was looking for a comment like this, not disappointed 😂
Plapatine: hello Gregg from accounting I know it's 2am but I hear your very good with your hands!~
Gregg:...I don't like where this is going
Hey Gregg I'm coming by. Get the lube ready!
@Crom smite you I hate you with every fiber of my being.
@@benjaminjestel6811 Palpatine: Goooooood
“Greg”
“Yes my lord”
“I saw a ad for a deal at mc Donald’s”
“Yeah”
“Get me it”
“It’s late”
“Dew it”
Lol
Lol
Lol
Lol
Lol
Rebels: Who would give orders at 2 in the morning?
Palpatine: Oh boy, 2 A.M!
Now that.. that was a kek. Good work son
This is criminaly underrated!
3 A.M !!!,!!! 3 f-ing A.M!!!!!!!
Lmao
@@FrankDad I know. I would put 3 am but it said 2am so sorry
Palpatine hit him with the “u up?”
Billboe Bagginns lmaooooo
Billboe Bagginns 😂😂
"Wanna come over and hang?"
"I shouldn't....."
"DEW IT"
Billboe Bagginns lmfaoooo
Billboe Bagginns I was waiting for a comment saying this 😂😂
Gregg is clearly the best Imperial Officer of all time; he managed to become friends with Vader, a near impossible task given what we see in the movies.
I’d say he’s more of a respected coworker but yeah I guess to an extent
There have been a few, VERY few but still multiple people who have been "Friends" with Vader, one officer straight even said to his grandson Vader was his friend and told him about the missions they went on together.
Do your job well and don’t have a ego or represent something toxic and you’ll survive around Vader.
This guy and Lieutenant Lekauf. They were both bros to Vader and I can see why they were handpicked by him during the years of the Galactic Empire.
If Gregg was a TH-camr, he would've made a video and uploaded it with the title: "OVERWOKING AT 2 AM, YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENS"
Is palps in the thumbnail
But Palpatine told him to not tell anyone so that would basically be suicide
@@liamdalemon1525 it would be worth all the views
GRANNY IMPOSTER AMOGUS CHALLENGE, MY BOSS CALLED ME AT 3AM (WHAT HAPPENED) BALDIS BASICS CHALLENGE
Jesus Christ, that sounds like something like Gregg from Wildbow's Worm would do
That officer must have Been so scared that the Emperor called him.
"Holy fuck, I'm being visited by a ghost! You'll make me see my past, my present or my future?"
"... I need to use a force mask and stop using this stupid hood -_-"
Yeah, this would be like a Russian during the Cold War getting a call from Stalin.
@@robertnelson9599 Or a nazi getting a call from hitler
It's almost never a good sign when you get a direct call from the CEO.
@@robertnelson9599 bring me cup of water.
"But I'm stationed in post outside of russi"
"Do it now"
*Phone rings*
“Mornin. Execute Order 66.”
Yes, my lord!
*lord vader passes by*
BLAST HIM!
Clone: 5 more minutes pls
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Or Order 65.
Jon L “Fetch me a coffee, uhh Colombian...and execute order 66”
Officer: What is thy bidding my Emperor?
Palpatine:I need you to rush to the nearest Taco Bell, they are only open until 3am, I need a Chicken Quesadilla Combo
My Lord, it's 4 AM in this part of the galaxy.
@@bluethunderbolt9631 Do it tomorrow then.
Well now I'm hungry
*COMMIT ARSON IF THEY DARE DEFY MY ORDER*
Do you mean space Taco Bell
Even in the comics, vader still cut of his opponents hands
" *He's a man of focus, commitment, and Sheer fricking will* "
..."Sheev" fricking will
"... and sheer fricking hatred for people that have more hands than him."
@@nikolai4810 dont ask why kill the xeno ask why bot
"I once saw him kill 3 rebel assassins in a bar, with the Force. The FUCKING. FORCE!"
Use fuck. Don’t be afraid. Dew it
I was the model for Gregg. Gregg is my middle name. The story for the entire run of Dark Times was written by Randy Stradley. Most of the art was done by Doug Wheatley. They are both friends of mine and I costume as an imperial officer in the 501st legion. We had long talked about the different people that were officers in the empire, especially the early days and one day they told me I was going to be a character in the series. Doug said he had studied my face so much he had probably looked at me more than my mother had. Had the license with LFL continued, Gregg would have returned as a moff years later. Sadly that was not to be. Still I am extremely touched that I made it into a Star Wars comic.
That’s awesome, thanks for sharing!
That’s so cool
That is so cool and awesome
#SaveGregg
Thank you robert very cool
- Obi-wan kenobi
- Ki-Adi-Mundi
- Han Solo
- Darth Vader
- GREG
still lot better than sheev
Harold Godwinson idk dude Sheev sounds like a badass rock stars name or a serial killer
@Der_Dominik yeah Greg's just the guy you talk to at lunch
Heffley
Bob
The fact that Vader let him look him In his actual eyes speaks volumes for his respect for Greg we know what he would do to most people
One thing Disney did, that I wholeheartedly agree with, is they made Vader into a barely stable conduit of pure rage
@@TheKyrix82 I mean it makes sense when you think about it. The suit inflicts agonizing pain on him 24/7
@@Glaster6 No, that was Legends Vader
7:40 "Vader jumped to High Ground"
Me: Oh no...... He learned it!!!
Now he only has sand as a weakness.
"LIEUTENANT"
"M-M-MY LORD! I WASNT WATCHING NAKED DANCING TWI'LEKS OR ANYTHING."
"Ummm okay, weird flex but anyways, I need you to help me mess with Vader."
I would just admit my transgressions. It's better not to lie to someone who can sense lies via the force.
@Great Cornholio
I think watching Twi'Leks instead of R34 Jabba take some serious guts, therefore he is flexing his tenacious mental fortitude. Therefore, he indeed flex.
I could hear this in robot chicken’s voice for palpatine
Yes, that is totally the Robot Chicken version, right there!
@@darthplagueis3488 that will actually be a pretty funny skit
9:00
"He chucked his lightsaber and cut the Jedi's arm off that was holding the detonator"
*Cuts off the arm that was holding lightsaber*
Right?
Nice pfp
Ya read the whole comic and honestly it’s a grate story the Jedi sass Jenner is pretty cool and sad totally recommend reading
That's what happens with AI read videos
@@IAmMyOwnApprentice ikr
the senate: i need you to troll vader
gregg: why?
the senate: sheer absolute boredom!
Sheev absolute boredom
I'm sorry...
that wasn't the senate, that was frank
@@astro_manta9733 you sure it wasnt tooweak?
@@person43 lol
Gregg: How much boredom?
The Senate:
*UNLIMITED BORRRRREDOMMMMMM!!!!!*
*DON'T STAY AWAKE IN THE DEARTH STAR AT 2AM OR THIS WILL HAPPEN (THE EMPEROR CALLED????)- 😱😱*
Morgz in a nutshell
*Palpatine wants to know your location*
*NOT CLICKBAIT*
@@cheemythedrunkmonke YES!! 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏
Genius
"Knowing what was about to happen, Vader jumped to High-Ground."
Obi-Wan: "I'm sorry - what?"
Fool me once...
but vader will never beat obi wan bcoz obi wan already obtained the infinite high ground!!!
Guess that time on mustafar he was still an apprentice, one who learned his final lesson
Damn beat me to it
Lol
I love these stories focusing on these more ordinary characters who just happen to earn Vader's respect and praise. It's just an interesting idea.
0:06 I have the sudden urge to join the Empire now.
Those other officers were just jealous that Vader Senpai noticed him.
Someh guy: Notice me, senpai!
(Force choke)
Vader: Noticed
@@davidhong1934 The noice is strong with this one.
ara ara
Caugh*
Lol, anime reference
Me at the end of the video: “oh phew Gregg wasn’t killed by Vader”
I know that's legitimately how you expect every exchange between Vader and an imperial officer to go.
Vader appreciates competency.
@@TooFewSecrets damn straight
I do wonder what happened to him after all this though.
Akumati he gets all the coochie now
Palpatine when finding out Vader is still hunting Jedi: *”VADER! WHAT. ARE. YOU. DOING?!”*
Vader: *”What you taught me to do: Kill ‘em all.”*
No more like.
“VADER! Is that Jedi your hunting?!”
@@historytank5673 “No it’s a person… who happens to have a lightsaber and force…”
Funniest part is that Vader is only getting more Jedi hungry and palpatine is just creating more for it without actually punishing him
If the Empire had recruitment posters like 0:06, I'd probably sign up! Lol
Nothing better than a hot woman in the imperial uniform 😏
Imagine she getting chocked by Vader
*harder daddy intensifies*
@@xylonus b u r n
Palpatine: Troopers are booming!
Vader wanted to kill her very badly
Lt Greg looks like that guy you talk to at lunch break
That’s oddly specific... and correct.
I know a guy at work that looks just like him... but his name is Mike:( ... still a nice guy though :)
ZED147 It's Dat Boi is he happy?
He looks like a young Patrick labyorteaux, the guy from jag
He is not particularly ambitious but he is good at his job. That is enough for Vader. The navy is filled with suck ups
Gregg: **sleeps**
Palpatine: **blows an air horn** WAKE UP
I feel like that's how Robot Chicken would've handled this storyline if they had to make a sketch out of it.
@Sublewhatssubtle XD
Lol
Palpatine: wake up bitch i gotta fuck with Vader
The Lore Master: "Greg became Vader's Jedi dealer"
Me: HAHAHAHAHA
That winking female officer made me OwO a little.
makes me wanna draw realistic anime girl face
Same
😐
That's Doctor Aphra.
th-cam.com/video/F7jLATe2iRM/w-d-xo.html
This comment made me cringe a little.
Literally.
It must hurt Vader to know that Jedi are so loyal to each other. It makes his betrayal far worse.
sibtain ali especially since the man you’ve turned to is now deceptive and treating you like shit. Kinda sucks to read these comics at times, because you see that this happens from pretty much day one up until the day he dies almost.
Kevin Davidson that’s true. This is what makes the light better than the dark. You could be the most powerful being in the galaxy but you can’t trust anyone. To me, this is one of the reasons that make Vader such a tragic character. In the prequels and original trilogies, only the emperor is a dark side user that isn’t left emotionally broken.
sibtain ali it’s gonna hurt to watch the clone wars again. Anakin at the height and prime of his powers and life. Sure they’re at war, but that war ends up being the good ol’ days for him in comparison to what he gets afterwards. Sure he (Vader) looks like a badass on the battlefield but it’s not the same as when he was Anakin. Constantly spied on, manipulated and humiliated.
To be fair, at least it is expected. A master is to train someone to surpass himself, and an apprentice is to plot to take the master's place, as such they are constantly at odds with each other.
If I had to guess, I'd say Vader would have realized early on what a big mistake he made but probably sucked those feelings back and doubled down on his new path to keep pain and remorse at bay. His past was so dark , it would probably break him if he allowed himself to feel again.
Greg: *WORKS*
Palpatine: *Yeah i need you to come into the office and kill some jedi for me*
Office space?
Yeahhhhh Im still in the office...
Imagine being a random officer and just getting a text from Palpatine like
Hey
I bet palpatines messaging is like grandmas when they get their first phone
I believe I have found the perfect set of strategies as a imperial officer or anyone in the empire can take to survive and even thrive working directly for Darth Vader. One thing that ticks Vader off during his time as the emperor’s enforcer was dealing with the arrogance and superiority complexes of the core world officer class under his command. On occasion hey would challenge Vader’s authority and not fully understanding who is actually in charge which has resulted in a number of demotions or most commonly deaths of imperial officers. Strategy # 1 manage your outward appearance and Attitude. When dealing with Vader understand that the conventional imperial hierarchy and chain of command stops at only two people Vader and the Emperor. If either tell you to do something do it no hesitations regardless of your rank or prior orders from you superiors. Do not appear to be overly frightened or uneasy in Vader’s presence but approach the dark lord with a degree of humility and self respect. Vader despises an officer that is either too much of a sycophant or a self obsessed sociopath.
Another thing Vader despises in an imperial officer is their incompetence failing to carry out the most basic orders. Strategy # 2 when acting under Vader’s orders you must appear or act as competently as possible you’ll save Vader the frustration and yourself a untimely death. In addition to competence be unconventional as well in finding solutions to problems .Vader on a consistent basis has been known to take a affinity to officers that are not bound to convention or protocol taking the initiative it’s that bit of Anakin Skywalker that was still in him.
Strategy # 3 Determine the mood. As a sith Darth Vader is a very emotionaly rich individual under that armor is a lot of pain ,rage and grief. Vader is 99.7 % likely to execute an officer even for the most minor of offenses when he is in a state of frustration extreme anger and agitation. So before you make your report is advisable to ask around the grape vine about what is the Dark lords mood your very survival could depend upon it. It is also important to determine how urgently you give your report to Vader if the report isn’t as serious as say a battle report or the current state of a pursuits of a rebel sellout pirate faction that perhaps it would be better to wait a few hours until Vader has calmed down to make your report.
Strategy # 4 know when to quit while your ahead. In Vader’s eyes you are just a tool useful for the moment in a particular task to be put into storage or be discarded whenever he sees fit.When you have the time it’s best to probably talk with your superior officer and try to arrange a future transfer order to another post. When your work for Vader is done inform him of the transfer and ask the dark lord if there is any thing else he would like you do do for him. Two scenarios occur either he lets you go and you will go down as a legend for surviving Darth Vader or you’ve become invaluable to the dark lord he may even take you into his confidence in that case Strategy # 5 never give Vader a reason to doubt you. In times of uncertainty where the dark lord has extreme difficulty in finding his quarry find a way to lead him through that oblivion.
How to survive Vader: If he is near you, *do not interact and leave it to someone else* If you are interacting with him, be a good servant, because the bad ones find out how it feels to be a rebel
Damn this is pretty good
Bro imagine being the strongest Sith in history, known with a name like Darth Vader, and your 2nd hand man being Gregg.
Ngl, still pretty cool.
Come on man atleast it give us a lesson to not underestimate other people
Imagine being in an universe where everyone has cool badass names like Mace Windu, Anakin Skywalker, Boba Fett, Falco Sang, Obi-Wan..
and you're Gregg
Plot twist: Our common names are the badass ones in the SW universe.
Baby Jiren yeah, since we find those cool they would find ours cool.
Full name Gregg LightningBolt12incherVaderpet
Greg with 2 G's
Gregg is the best.
Anyone who says otherwise is lying.
"Gregg...."
"Yes milord!"
"...Tell me a bedtime story."
0:09 - Oh hey there. I guess i will join the Empire now.
Hot chicks in imperial uniforms??? Oh hell yeah!!!!
Long live the empire!!!!
@@rejvaik00 very rare. Seems like the rebels have hotter women
@@DayZeroGaming rebels have more aliens. I think the empire is racist to aliens
@@iamsearchingforthefiletmignon it's called xenophobic you can't be racist by hating a different species
Yeah Empire petty chill
“A surprise to be sure but a welcome one.”
“Uuuhghh it’s twointhe mornin’. Whatcha want?”
*execute order bring me tacos*
“Y-YES, MY LORD! I’m on my way to space Taco Bell right now!”
*do it*
Space Taco Bell? That's disgusting! Go for some Space Taco Bueno!
Naboo was KFC during the Episode 1 promo. Col. Sanders was a Jedi taco Bell was Vader's home world, Pizza hut got corosuant.
Space Del Taco
Who is Sober Enough to take me to Space Tacooo Bellll?!
*When An Imperial Officer Received a 2AM Booty Call From Palpatine [Legends]*
4AM imperial officer finds out the hard way Palpatine is a Booty Bandit and despite a valiant chase and resistance, the poor officer's cheeks were throughly and completely busted on the holonet for all to see.
I'm surprised on how chill Palpatine is with his employees compared to Vader.
In Gregg’s case he’s unique since he had decent interactions with BOTH of them
I love that he seemed to value Gregg not lying, at all, when asked
I do like the idea that palpatine spends most of his time trolling vader.
What else has he got to do?
Nah it’s Darth Trollus the troll version of Obi Wan you wonder why he’s so good at trolling he learned from his cousin Darth Trollus.
Funny enough he got bored after defeating the Jedi so he did enjoy pulling pranks like this
@Fullashit Ministries Interesting
Culminating in what happens in RotJ.
“Vader jumped to high ground”
Oh if only he did that on Mustafar.
He did
Just badly
He tired. Not very well though.
He tried it
He underestimated his jumping to high ground power.
He learned his lesson about not skipping leg day
7:39 "Vader jumped to high ground,"
He learned from his past mistakes.
When you enter BATTLEFRONT II and all the good usernames are taken so you make Greg
And only run the imperial officer lol
Imagine having the emperor himself just message you out of the blue like “hey, u up”
"What are you wearing?"
"Thinking about u
A worse fate than death
Damn Vader had that Jedi crack addiction early on in his dark lord years.
He needed a target for his anger.
The Jedi Vader was searching for was Obi-Wan. After being put in his suit Vader, spent a long time tracking down any leads on jedi hoping to have a rematch with Obi-Wan and enact his revenge.
Zeta Plus C1 I see that you’re also a Gundam fan. Sentinel had pretty good Zeta variants.
Sebas G better than beating his wife- oh wait
Zeta Plus C1 He lived to see their sweet entrails splatter across the ground, to Vader it was ecstacy! Pure Methylenedioxymethamphetamine! To Vader no other drug would ever be enough!
I suggest the title be renamed
"That time when an Imperial Officer thought he was recieving a booty call but the hologram display showed the Dark Emperor, wat u do?"
Jerk off to it to assert dominance
You get them cheeks busted.
"So I threw the Senate at him"
“The whole Senate!”
@@Revick_Revas "true story!"
You have a collect call from - [Vader's voice and breathing] Darth Vader.
@@davidhong1934 "ugh I'm sorry..I have to take this.. Vader! How's my favorite sith?"
@@gamecarnival2024 they blew it up
"Greg......"
"Yes, m'lord?"
"I require.........Burger King...."
This needs more likes
_Whew!!!_ Delivering donuts is Larry the Stormtroopers' job!
Execute order 66.
Wait a second.
I walk to Burger King
"Vader jumped to high ground."
Should've done that on Mustafar.
He tried but he jumped too low and got his legs chopped off
@@patrickvarga7789 and his one remaining organic arm
“... oh...”
“What?”
“It was a ‘Duty’ call. I misheard-it’s fine this is fine.
Phone Rings
Greg: "He -hel-hello"
Palpatine: "DeWitt Let the Hate flow through you"
*click*
Palptatine Prank Calls
*Middle of the night*
Palpatine: *Have you heard the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the wise?*
Imperial officer: Goddamnit my lord, I am trying to sleep!
Me: Have you heard the tale of Officer Sleep deprived
@@nerdgeekcosplay909 it’s not a story the empire would tell you
@@iamaidansmith7542 *It's not a story the _college professors_ would tell you.
@@iamaidansmith7542 yes
palpatine:"hey you up?"
gregg:"yeah, sup?"
palpatine:"what are you wearing?"
This “random Jedi” is a legend, he told Darth Vader, DARTH VADER, to go to hell
Did anyone else, genuinely, think the title said "booty call"? Cos I did.
I think that's the exact reason he made the title "duty call"
Oh you know it was 😉
😏😏😏
i first read that and i went "nooooooo nonono, this must be a mistake" then i read it again
You are not wrong
With all these actual serious/loyal/effective Imperial officers or soldiers we see sometimes in the comics, imagine if Vader had formed a whole squad regrouping all of them.
If he did that, there wouldn't be a imperial fleet, there would be an imperial group, a star destroyer, and a couple of cruisers, as well as about 20 smaller ships. This group would be feared though, and the rebels would have been no more.
@@jamesshaw3500 Especially if he could get Thrawn on his side.
R.I.P rebels
@@TheFacelessStoryMaker Ah so Thrawn and his Battle group and those ships combined. A terrifying combination.
@@TheFacelessStoryMaker yeah, unfortunally, Thrawn hates Vader. A lot.
"What happened when a second lieutenant of the home reserve of the logistics branch of the Imperial Army ran out of toilet paper"
The thumbnail looks like him getting a call from the emperor but then he's like:
... What now?
And Palpatine face is just:
Dude I just got the best idea ever to troll vader
I love this guy, competent imperials are always fun to read.
We need an entire show dedicated to an elite Stormtrooper squad. Not Deathtroopers, just normal bucket head soldiers.
That would be totally epic with a group of imperial soldiers, navy personnel and TIE pilots protecting the galaxy from rebel terrorism A-Team style. Lord Vader
@@holden_7597 hmm
The empire surprisingly did it's job well. The horrible conditions were more so the first few years after palpatine took over getting everything back online and working again.
Was this the guy papa palpatine called about what he wanted for lunch
"WHAT!? I'M VERY BUSY RIGHT NOW!!"
@@felipecosta-kv2fx "oh uh...I'll have the turkey club"
Im not even going to eat it
@@echo4449 no! You forgot his coleslaw and his cherry coke!
I'm imagining Palpatine in a meeting and just force grabbing food from across the room lmao
"... Vader jumped to high ground..."
You've become the very thing you have sworn to destroy!
For a second I thought that Palpatine called him at 2AM to play Call of Duty
With loremaster the archives are never incomplete
I just got you to 501.
You are now hereby in the 501st, by the command of an Imperial Grand Muff.
"Vader Jumped to high ground"
I guess he learned
I love how in Legends Vader and Palpatine were constantly scheming against one another. Kinda undercuts his betrayal of Palpatine.
I think it's pretty cool that Palpatine spent five minutes before the call looking up the time zone difference to ensure he was making a business call within office hours for Gregg.
Show me a boss who cares that much.
1:49 Can you imagine being the guy who vader compliments in "Excellent work". Like holy shit, that would be kinda awesome.
Indeed.
Doctor aphra: exists
Rule 34 artists: it's free real estate
Disney: You underestimate my power, heh heh!
Wha-
Thank you good sir, this will be most useful information. For scientific research purposes of course.
Aphra is awesome. One of the only people in the galaxy to get one over on Vader in his prime. And she did it without force powers. Plus her stories are just fun to read.
R34 aphra is quite disappointing, trust me
These could be named “Anakin gets his first trim, and Obi-Wan’s reaction!” And I would still watch lmfao
Lmao I misread the title as "When an Imperial Officer received a 2AM booty call from Palpatine"
Fun fact: Lt. Gregg’s appearance is based on a RL friend of the artist. He happens to be an avid officer costumer to this day.
He's commented and hearted above on the comments, his face on the profile. Looks perfect
Imperials are just people too. ;)
And oh wow Vader did not kill him even though he saw his face.
I think he would have if it wasnt for the fact that the man has a Favored by him and that he brought news of a jedi it would be counter productive, but if it was pretty much anyone else he would have died
For all his evil Vader values merit
Vader didn’t mind people who where honest, hard working and not slimy like most imperial high ups. If you where all of those and not a normal stormtrooper, he was actually quite generous and somewhat kind (compared to how he was with others) to you.
@@lewisfell2714 he was pragmatic. If You job well you live longer
Don't forget General Veers from ESB.
7:20 Vader learned the importance of having the high ground.
Gregg was unwittingly one of the most, situationally, powerful and untouchable people in the Empire.....
I could see it now, some Admrial dressing Gregg down over something assanine and asking who his immediate supervisor was..... then nopeing the fuck out of there.
7:40 Anakin was right, hes a slow learner, he finally learned his old master's greatest technique. The allmighty high ground.
It's somewhat uncanny to think that in a Galaxy unfathomably far away that there's a man named Greg.
Zach Lloyd comforting. Lol
Or Luke lol
I’m still up at 2 AM so Palpatine would lobe if I worked for him .
0:06 that wink tho
lol paused it at that picture
That must be like getting a direct call from your CEO, only to walk in on your district manager in the nude.
Emperor : And one more thing, Lieutenant Gregg...
Lieutenant Gregg : Yes, your Highness?
Emperor : Put some SAND in Lord Vader's healing tank...
Lieutenant Gregg : …
Emperor : Do it. It's coarse, rough and irritating, and it gets everywhere...
gregg is one of the few imperial officers that talked to both palpatine and vader and lived to talk about it
0:07 that was probably the most attractive imperial I've ever seen
Lt Greg was one of the only ones to see vader with no helm and lived afterwards.
When the emperor hits you with that “you up?” Text
Immortal0Fire when you steal comments.
SniperDude69 when you become a protective boyfriend
SniperDude69 well clearly you do because you keep replying
Vader to Palpatine: just one more bro pls bro you know I can do this bro pls bro I beg you bro just one more Jedi bro
Gregg: "Who wants an assassination set up at 3 in the morning?"
Palpatine: "OH BOY 3AM!"
Alarm goes off at 2 A.M.
Palpatine: “Oh Boy, 2 A.M. Imperial Officer”
When your on staff duty in the army and the CSgtM talks to you
This would be more like getting a call from the President.
Almost scary religious experience. Especially at 3:30 am on a Saturday
I was doing field training and had the watch one nite, a older soldier walked up ( could not see his rank) and ask how it was going? I said cold and shitty! He said don’t worry son it will be over soon. Then I saw he was a General! I apologized immediately. He said get my some coffee and we can forget about it. I ran to the mess tent and made a fresh pot.
@@hanzotherazor1995 Generals are your friends, its the sergeant you have to fear.
@@jamesshaw3500 even generals want no part of Sergeant Major
2:26 "In other words... Greg became Vader's Jedi dealer." No greater sentence has ever been spoken lmao
Still cant believe Palpatine sent Gregg a "you up" text
" yea uh sorry to call gregg but someone left the death star on and your the only guy i know whos up rn can you head on over and turn it off"