Random Rising Storm 2: Vietnam Bullshittery (part 3)

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  • Highlights from various games of Rising Storm 2: Vietnam.
    All ZF Twitch channels - / zfclan
    My personal one - / sovietwomble​
    Sources:
    1:41 & 4:20 - Artwork by NervousHawk
    2:37 - Animation assets by BewBewDingo
    5:27 - X-Files Theme
    7:42 - Wiseguys - Start the Commotion
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  • @McDouggal
    @McDouggal 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9550

    That fucking rifle grenade mortar section.
    It turns out that the only way Womble can aim is by using math to avoid aiming.

    • @fcgcps
      @fcgcps 2 ปีที่แล้ว +494

      you should see him trying to use math to aim on Silent Hunter 3 streams

    • @Rurik_Luci
      @Rurik_Luci 2 ปีที่แล้ว +604

      Weaponizing math
      The motto of the sniper

    • @lukethepotatoking
      @lukethepotatoking 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @Energy no

    • @sudd3660
      @sudd3660 2 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      aim by proxy

    • @barleysixseventwo6665
      @barleysixseventwo6665 2 ปีที่แล้ว +333

      Snipers, mortar men, artillerymen, tank commanders, logisticians, bomber crews, and pretty much anyone with a rank greater than corporal.
      War is a numbers game. Try to be good at it.

  • @Mis7erSeven
    @Mis7erSeven 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7305

    "If you don't have the aim, beat them with math."
    - Soviet Womble, probably

    • @NexusDex
      @NexusDex 2 ปีที่แล้ว +202

      "Hitler is a friend!"
      -Soviet Womble, definitely!

    • @darekter87
      @darekter87 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      08.03.2022, colourized

    • @vond5829
      @vond5829 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      @@NexusDex "Hitler, Stalin and me. The boys"
      -Soviet Womble, yes

    • @JohnSmith-li5pj
      @JohnSmith-li5pj 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      maths* - Soviet Womble, definitely

    • @heavystalin2419
      @heavystalin2419 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@vond5829 Да

  • @LordDeathwing17
    @LordDeathwing17 ปีที่แล้ว +3018

    A bullet: has your name on it.
    A grenade: “to whom it may concern”
    Artillery: “DEAR GRID COORDINATES…”

    • @thomasschulz2167
      @thomasschulz2167 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +148

      Bombing run: "Delete THAT direction..."

    • @Yogasefski
      @Yogasefski 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +85

      Napalm: ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE MYSELF!!!

    • @napalaprentice
      @napalaprentice 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +164

      Nuke: *THIS IS A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT*

    • @TheRealTerranMarine
      @TheRealTerranMarine 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +57

      ​@@napalaprenticemore like @everyone

    • @that-pixel_guy7636
      @that-pixel_guy7636 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +44

      Planetary collision: “hello darkness my old friend…”

  • @DigbyTathamWarterZF
    @DigbyTathamWarterZF 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11265

    So, fun fact. I didn't actually realise my mic was unmuted during the Bird is the Word episode that got montaged here. I was just vibing playing a Vietnam war game. I am a cretin.

    • @jimmalarke
      @jimmalarke 2 ปีที่แล้ว +857

      That is amazing and hilarious
      I was cry laughing the whole time and knowing that now makes it that much funnier

    • @AlphaCore_
      @AlphaCore_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +190

      Love it! That makes it even more hilarious.

    • @AspieTrips
      @AspieTrips 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Watch my recent video in rs2 for petition to fix voip for steam :)
      th-cam.com/video/blXUhN2Vpfw/w-d-xo.html.

    • @CodaMission
      @CodaMission 2 ปีที่แล้ว +223

      Big man was just chillin

    • @dvoicer6785
      @dvoicer6785 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Bingqiling

  • @TopKekLethal
    @TopKekLethal 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1859

    "Artillery adds dignity to what would otherwise be an ugly brawl"
    -SovietWomble slaughtering the enemy with what is basically a mortar

    • @blastmole299
      @blastmole299 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      That's what the COD kids call a noob tube

    • @Ragondarknes
      @Ragondarknes 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      That's a wargame quote! Fancy seeing another refined gentleman here.

    • @kevint1929
      @kevint1929 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@Ragondarknes There are two types of people in this world: artillerymen, and targets.
      Also, the 'artillery adds dignity' line is, in addition to being an excellent Bluefor background chatter, a quote by Fredrick the Great!

    • @CountDraccula
      @CountDraccula 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@blastmole299 If you're saying what Womble used at the end, the Mortar rifle, is what CoD players call a Noob tube I can assure it is not, the Noob tube is simply what CoD kids call a Grenade Launcher attachment on guns.

  • @Theantininja
    @Theantininja 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4234

    Womble with a rifle: not threatening in the least.
    Womble with a hand grenade: A threat to himself and his team, the enemy's best asset.
    Womble with what is effectively portable artillery: I HAVE BECOME DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS

    • @dafunktrunk
      @dafunktrunk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hare Krishna, you're dead

    • @7chanconn7
      @7chanconn7 2 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      Womble with a machine gun: a threat to his entire team

    • @IIBloodXLustII
      @IIBloodXLustII 2 ปีที่แล้ว +137

      @@7chanconn7 Womble with a Javelin: Threat to random villagers two towns over playing on their gameboys.

    • @Grz349
      @Grz349 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      His friendly fire capacity goes so high it loops back around to being useful

    • @KaRyu-zm2wf
      @KaRyu-zm2wf 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      There is no Womble, only Artillery Man

  • @cyansuy3062
    @cyansuy3062 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13516

    Soviet: "Ahh, pointing at things and shooting is too hard, let me do trigonometry instead"

    • @damoclesecoe7184
      @damoclesecoe7184 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1954

      GI Sniper: "From this vantage point on top of the water tower, I control the battlefield!
      Womble: "My protractor says otherwise..."

    • @AspieTrips
      @AspieTrips 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      th-cam.com/video/blXUhN2Vpfw/w-d-xo.html

    • @oscaranderson5719
      @oscaranderson5719 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1132

      fear the man who fights with a ruler

    • @LtDansOldLegs
      @LtDansOldLegs 2 ปีที่แล้ว +852

      While you were quickscoping I was studying the straightedge

    • @MegaBlair007
      @MegaBlair007 2 ปีที่แล้ว +353

      He is a trigonometry expert in CSI:Battlegrounds

  • @britishmenace9565
    @britishmenace9565 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2053

    As someone who also plays way too much Rising Storm 2, I can say that Womble's grenade launcher skills are no joke, that thing is *hard* to use

    • @AspieTrips
      @AspieTrips 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/blXUhN2Vpfw/w-d-xo.html.

    • @listenorelse_
      @listenorelse_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      TECHNICALLY, it's the piece of paper rather than skills, impressive nonetheless.

    • @Xen0411
      @Xen0411 ปีที่แล้ว +174

      @@listenorelse_ whatever you do, it's a skill, you cook because you have cooking skills

    • @East16
      @East16 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      @@listenorelse_ well i mean he did the math for the calculations for the paper, he didnt just print out some paper he found online

    • @moose-mancer
      @moose-mancer ปีที่แล้ว

      @@listenorelse_ He made the paper, you cretin.

  • @michaelirwin7250
    @michaelirwin7250 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3583

    The ending thus proving what we all knew. Soviet can only hit his target if he isn't directly aiming at it.

    • @joeysmith7764
      @joeysmith7764 2 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      so basically, storm trooper.

    • @ahmedbaumusvonderstamm
      @ahmedbaumusvonderstamm 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      So basically, 360 no-Scoper

    • @badebias
      @badebias 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Safest place, is right in front of his barrel.. If you're an enemy.

    • @louisrobitaille5810
      @louisrobitaille5810 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      He literally is... except his aim is a parabola instead of a line.

    • @nikel-
      @nikel- 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@badebias eh tell that to that dude he fragged at point blank range

  • @Bagster321
    @Bagster321 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4355

    “When was the Bush administration?”
    “Which one?”
    Fuck me that was quick on Quebec’s part. Brilliant.

    • @cptn.penguin902
      @cptn.penguin902 2 ปีที่แล้ว +300

      The whole group can be very quick witted at times ... and then you also get the same people singing "bird is the word" for several minutes, that's why these are so much fun

    • @ChenAnPin
      @ChenAnPin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Imagine we could have almost made that joke about the Clintons.

    • @pheonixshaman
      @pheonixshaman 2 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      Its funny because he is implying soviet is both eternally single AND old.

    • @ClemDiamond
      @ClemDiamond 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Sometimes they are quite quick, other times Soviet's editing to keep the pace, cuts half a second here and there.

    • @belg4r489
      @belg4r489 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Heya, a non-american here, what was the other one referred to, I only know George Bush

  • @sunnyhunsta2266
    @sunnyhunsta2266 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1822

    It all makes sense why this bullshittery took so long. The animation for Digby singing Bird is the Word was hilarious

    • @volteer1332
      @volteer1332 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      He really goes over the top editing little bits that nobody seems to really appreciate how much effort it takes to do.

    • @yunofun
      @yunofun 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      I always just assumed it takes so long because he has to track every bullet and replace it with a "pew"

    • @volteer1332
      @volteer1332 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@yunofun he doesn't actually track the bullet, but he does have to manually center any text over people's heads because that auto-follow feature doesn't work In many clips.
      He also has gotten into cartoon animation and believe me that is not an easy thing to do

  • @samreid6010
    @samreid6010 ปีที่แล้ว +330

    I love that Digby later revealed he had his chat muted during the bird is the word section and he was completely oblivious that anyone else could hear it. He was just singing to himself

  • @TheLichruler
    @TheLichruler 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2960

    Womble throwing grenades: Fails every time
    Womble shooting grenades: Succeeds every time.

    • @Shaiyo5
      @Shaiyo5 2 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      How the hell does THAT work?
      Throws it with his hand: kills himself
      Shots it from the tip of a rifle: DEATHBRINGER?!?

    • @lucasqrs9096
      @lucasqrs9096 2 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      basic math really
      shit granade aim + shit rifle aim = good rifle granade aim

    • @HenrikEbert
      @HenrikEbert 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      A little addon to your comment.
      Womble shooting: Teamkills only
      Womble throwing grenades: Blows himself up
      Womble shooting grenades: Enemy team anihilated
      How does that work?

    • @StarkRaven59
      @StarkRaven59 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      With hand grenades, you have to be closer, they have less power so you have to look high, and depending upon the game, they aren't always thrown from the center of your screen and can get hung up on corners. And once you pull the pin, you might have a time limit. Rifle grenades have no time limit, shoot longer and higher, allow more time to aim, and don't really get stuck on scenery. Just dial in the distance and shoot.
      That's my overthought answer to this question.

    • @sfvistorias6399
      @sfvistorias6399 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Womble throwing grenade is -
      Womble shooting is -
      Get negative x negative = +
      So shooting grenade is +
      Simple math

  • @thegraytemplar2548
    @thegraytemplar2548 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4105

    2:58 “You’re ruining my immersion!”
    *Doesn’t know that song came out in 1963 and a GI having a mental breakdown in the middle of battle is the most realistic thing possible for this game*

    • @FatalFrostbyte29
      @FatalFrostbyte29 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      What’s the song name? I don’t remember it

    • @sixthgreeny1880
      @sixthgreeny1880 2 ปีที่แล้ว +123

      @@FatalFrostbyte29 literally search "bird is the word"

    • @FatalFrostbyte29
      @FatalFrostbyte29 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@sixthgreeny1880 thanks

    • @wote2760
      @wote2760 2 ปีที่แล้ว +141

      Him having a mental breakdown and wanting to frag his LT is probably the most immersive part of the video

    • @rogercruz1547
      @rogercruz1547 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@FatalFrostbyte29 Surfing Bird

  • @denoizewan7999
    @denoizewan7999 2 ปีที่แล้ว +772

    3:51 I like how Soviet slightly lowered his gun when he sighed, implying he sighed both in game and IRL.

    • @wumbosaurus9121
      @wumbosaurus9121 2 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      He's quite good at that, moving the pov as if he is the character to show personality and visual interest to the viewers, it's a really underrated aspect that he puts in

    • @estrife4892
      @estrife4892 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      @@wumbosaurus9121 kinda surprised that people are just noticing that ngl. During the CSGO bullshittery series, I noticed it alot. Specially the "My nipples are asymmetrical" bit. The one where Edberg was making fun of him and him shaking his mouse as if the character itself is the one shouting on the top of his lungs.

    • @wumbosaurus9121
      @wumbosaurus9121 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@estrife4892 Another example is episode 4 of arma bullshittery where the lads talk about wombles fingering session. He's in the pilot seat of the chopper moving his POV around, looking back at one of the dudes as he asks them a question, and at the end he looks away out the window like he's had enough of their shit

    • @lordbluebaron2270
      @lordbluebaron2270 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Lotta people do that

    • @dragon_ball_sucks_video
      @dragon_ball_sucks_video 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@wumbosaurus9121 I do that aswell, its nothing uniqe

  • @Ganjoff
    @Ganjoff 2 ปีที่แล้ว +263

    I love that near the end someone in the game chat is just yelling "WOMBLE HAS SQUARES FOR THIS ONE!". Fucking fantastic content as always Soviet.

  • @cacopoggers677
    @cacopoggers677 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3265

    Infantry Womble can't hit shit worth a damn, but Artilleryman Womble is an entirely different beast.
    I have never seen a man more born to commit indiscriminate high-explosive slaughter at extreme ranges.
    Good show.

    • @ardantop132na6
      @ardantop132na6 2 ปีที่แล้ว +162

      And that's just from Rifle Grenades.
      You give him a Mortar, hell even 155mm artillery and he'll delete an entire squad off the map

    • @Guardian-of-Light137
      @Guardian-of-Light137 2 ปีที่แล้ว +132

      This isn't his first time. See doomsday rounds from arma.

    • @NarutoMagicCyclops
      @NarutoMagicCyclops 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      I wanna see try something like that in Squad with a mortar team. What he's doing is exactly what you would do in real life xD

    • @catmadeofdog
      @catmadeofdog 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      You should see this guy in submarine warfare. A pen and paper is all he needs to sink all of the Home Fleet.

    • @mostdefinitelynotadurian1043
      @mostdefinitelynotadurian1043 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      @@ardantop132na6 hell, the last time he uses the mortar he wiped out an entire resistance faction with only one shot. although it was his own team....but who really in ZF pays attention the differences of allies and enemies.

  • @VoltageTripwire
    @VoltageTripwire 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8273

    Womble becoming an Artillery piece was supremely satisfying after all that fuckshittery beforehand.
    Also Womble, if you don't mind putting a tunnel down, that'd be fantastic.

    • @whoeveriam0iam14222
      @whoeveriam0iam14222 2 ปีที่แล้ว +287

      monkey's paw
      you get your tunnel. but it's sideways

    • @TwinborneUncutGaming
      @TwinborneUncutGaming 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      He's working on it

    • @MegaGaming11
      @MegaGaming11 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      This got me more than it should have

    • @mighty-roman
      @mighty-roman 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      But have you considered something?
      That's probably the highest point of Womble's life.
      He won't be able to repeat that incident ever again and would probably never be able to reach that height ever again.
      Basically, the rest of his life is practically meaningless.

    • @libertyprime7911
      @libertyprime7911 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      I agree.
      But I'm still waiting on that tunnel.

  • @Nanorobotic
    @Nanorobotic 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +39

    I just realized at 8:38 when he hits the top of the tower and the guy flies off, he doesnt get credit for the kill until the guy hits the ground, meaning that guy was alive the whole way down. Now im just imagining him thinking "Augh! Okay bleeding and falling but im gonna be okay. Ill be fine ill be fine ill be- are those rocks?"

  • @Rayswern
    @Rayswern 2 ปีที่แล้ว +723

    Soviet in part 2: "Don't be racist!"
    Soviet in part 3: "Let's invite Nevil"

    • @trashman8080
      @trashman8080 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      though they had a fallout with nevil or sth

    • @crawlingboy
      @crawlingboy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@trashman8080 they did, still sad though that it had to come to it, i enjoyed nevil and his incomprehensible english

    • @lucks4fools978
      @lucks4fools978 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@crawlingboy can you explain what happened?

    • @purefatdude2
      @purefatdude2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@lucks4fools978 he said a bunch of racist stuff

    • @lucks4fools978
      @lucks4fools978 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@purefatdude2 I’m gonna need way more context there mate. Considering what ZF says when they play sometimes.

  • @westonflame9702
    @westonflame9702 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8142

    Soviet is always so magical. Landing shots when he shouldn’t be, (like his teammates). Then not landing the easiest of shots, (like enemies that are as still as a statue).

    • @BlackStar2161
      @BlackStar2161 2 ปีที่แล้ว +287

      The wonderful thing about Womble's shooting is that you're perfectly safe, just so long as you stand directly in front of the target.

    • @tonypeppermint5329
      @tonypeppermint5329 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@BlackStar2161 Good to know.

    • @tailau7674
      @tailau7674 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      The immersion!

    • @bodenking
      @bodenking 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      And then showing why artillerists laugh in Math

    • @shimanat9509
      @shimanat9509 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Saw this as he killed a team mate

  • @BachNguyen-sd3kl
    @BachNguyen-sd3kl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +836

    Soviet when he sees his enemies: misses every shot
    Soviet when he sees his team: *"Aim bot activated"*

    • @GameLeaderR
      @GameLeaderR 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You didn't miss if there are no witnesses... Except for the enemy who you failed to kill lol.

    • @JohnTrustworthy
      @JohnTrustworthy 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      You can says he is getting toggled by his team mates.

    • @Jmvesey
      @Jmvesey 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Soviet when he breaks out the paper: Death Rain

    • @blasterboy123456
      @blasterboy123456 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      its more that his team sees him aiming and just run into his line of fire like rats and a kfc deepfiyer

  • @thecanadiandane7262
    @thecanadiandane7262 ปีที่แล้ว +120

    Watched through this for about the seventh time, just realized that VC was probably waiting for the click sound made while reloading. And they say Sovietwomble doesn’t make educational content

  • @CPOverlord
    @CPOverlord ปีที่แล้ว +134

    "Infantry is the Queen of the battlefield, and Artillery is the King. And it is well known what the King does to the Queen."

    • @dovahwolf1397
      @dovahwolf1397 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      That is one beautiful quote

  • @pseudoregalia
    @pseudoregalia 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2190

    I lost it when he brought out the paper and it ACTUALLY HELPED HIM.
    "Stupid fucking piece of paper" indeed, my god. From teamkilling-missing-every-shot-ever-tunnel-boy to *"I AM DEATHBRINGER, HE WHO HATH DEVOURED GODS, SLAIN CIVILIZATIONS, AND CRUSHED WORLDS BENEATH MY HEEL"*
    You keep being you, Womble. Waiting for every upload is completely worth it.

    • @darkriku12
      @darkriku12 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      @Sean Hurley when the general area is "kill? Yes" Womble doesn't have to worry about aim

    • @connorhamilton5707
      @connorhamilton5707 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      It's like when he went on a rampage with the doomsday rounds.

    • @Valiran9
      @Valiran9 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      > "I AM DEATHBRINGER, HE WHO HATH DEVOURED GODS, SLAIN CIVILIZATIONS, AND CRUSHED WORLDS BENEATH MY HEEL"
      I’m fucking saving that line for when I finally go mental.

    • @waffleczar7781
      @waffleczar7781 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Too bring in immersion, he is appropriately THE GOD HELLFIRE!!, AND HE BRINGS YOU?!

  • @Minace141
    @Minace141 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2041

    Soviet: Can't hit his shots. Also Soviet: 4D-chess math calculations with a piece of paper to accurately calculate the distance for his rifle-grenade mortar. The last part of the video was SICK. I love you man.

    • @cptmiller132
      @cptmiller132 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      dude i would watch a whole video of him just hitting rifle grenade shots lol

    • @anzaca1
      @anzaca1 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      The game wasn't registering his hits.

    • @hhhh-cx1mb
      @hhhh-cx1mb 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Im dumb can someone explain hiw did he do it

    • @matejbosela9093
      @matejbosela9093 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@hhhh-cx1mb he made a paper version of the map, applied ratio for the map, then calculated his weapon and target range using the paper square and applied map ratio. Now you deal area damage (granade), you know the location of the enemy (using the square and paper map) AND the game shows how far your granade will go - thus you know everything and I recruit the Womble for my granade squadron!

    • @sephiroth4488
      @sephiroth4488 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@matejbosela9093 what is ratio

  • @haosaglotas7136
    @haosaglotas7136 2 ปีที่แล้ว +721

    zf clan in a nutshell
    everyone but soviet: running then immediately dying
    soviet: tactically plays and maps the game's map using a piece of fucking paper and solos everyone in the fucking server like the literal god he is

    • @AspieTrips
      @AspieTrips 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      th-cam.com/video/blXUhN2Vpfw/w-d-xo.html.

    • @jacksnexus2616
      @jacksnexus2616 2 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      Don't forget team killing to the max and missing enemy statues 5 feet in front of him

    • @LuizAlexPhoenix
      @LuizAlexPhoenix 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I have seen him play full matches, he is cancer to play with on your team. Spends most of his time cathering to his viewers, that his job and all, so he won't pay attention or communicate. In a way, he misses so much because he isn't focusing on playing the game. In another, he is choosing to play like a lost comedian with a go pro taped to his head, making jokes about the situation. It's funny to watch if you like the odd joke but most of it is him rambling. He even goes on tirades complaining about other players, instead of actually helping out.

    • @45calGunslinger
      @45calGunslinger 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Not to mention 6:40 literally every other ZF member would go for something fancy like a knife kill and Womble just hoses the building with an RPK.

    • @SnowFox-gv2rn
      @SnowFox-gv2rn 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      666 likes!

  • @owenhammond1880
    @owenhammond1880 2 ปีที่แล้ว +371

    *Digby singing Surfin Bird like a damn champion.*
    Womble - "You're ruining my immersion!"
    That song is literally in the movie Full Metal Jacket and the song was released in 1963 with the U.S entering Vietnam in 1965 that song is historically accurate for the time and will help you get immersed in Vietnam... While you're being shot at.

    • @williamthompson1109
      @williamthompson1109 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah, but the song sucks

    • @LizzyThePirate
      @LizzyThePirate ปีที่แล้ว +12

      And the song is 100% rad.

    • @MechWarrior894
      @MechWarrior894 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I thought he was paying attention to when he got muted, paused his singing only to resume when unmuted. 😂

  • @TheOfficialZhya
    @TheOfficialZhya 2 ปีที่แล้ว +605

    Womble: absolute shitter with nades
    Also Womble: "ladies and gentlemen, the rifle grenade"

    • @blakelarner1772
      @blakelarner1772 2 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Basic maths ain't it; he's shit with nades, he's shit at shooting, but combining the two negatives makes a positive.

    • @humanoidwolf
      @humanoidwolf 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @fine scam

    • @rohitkrishnan9853
      @rohitkrishnan9853 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@blakelarner1772 Like the Moana meme.

  • @enyalius
    @enyalius 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3029

    Watching all those rifle grenade kills edited into a montage, music blaring trough my headphones, witnessing the shock and awe of friend and foe alike... ...this, this is why I'm subbed!

    • @finalframe8223
      @finalframe8223 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Agreed

    • @Dani-os8cf
      @Dani-os8cf 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      thats something i was really hoping to see in a bullshitery while watching his streamings XD

    • @triparo-4620
      @triparo-4620 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      i literally awed in amazement, it was just that awesome

    • @kison7715
      @kison7715 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      reminds me to the Doomsday Round Killing Montage in Arma part 6

    • @enyalius
      @enyalius 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@kison7715 Omg yes, that was amazing as well!

  • @andrewhammett4806
    @andrewhammett4806 2 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    That montage at the end can be summed up by “work smarter not harder” we’ll done!

    • @lanchester101
      @lanchester101 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The perfect use of a phrase from PAYDAY 2

  • @blakexi3731
    @blakexi3731 2 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    "I've been single since the bush administration"
    'Sprays random women with hot spicy napalm'
    Might see your problem there mate.

  • @DJBSharpMusic
    @DJBSharpMusic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +891

    Digby singing "Surfin Bird" is technically increasing immersion, considering that song originally came out in 1964, and the Vietnam War ran from 1955 until 1975.

    • @EyeofG
      @EyeofG 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      And the song was used in the film Full Metal Jacket during the tank scene where Joker and his squad are being filmed and interviewed for US TV, so surfing bird is a classic Vietnam war tune

    • @Kinichie
      @Kinichie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@shaunhayes3072 You're thinking of Rock Lobster, which is by the B-52's. Surfin' Bird was performed by The Trashmen.

  • @llmkursk8254
    @llmkursk8254 2 ปีที่แล้ว +819

    When all hell’s breaking loose and he’s riding the eye of the storm, Soviet busts out the pen and paper to fucking emulate real artillery tactics in video games.

    • @alphaenterprise2232
      @alphaenterprise2232 2 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      thank god it doesn't take wind into consideration

    • @AceOfBlackjack
      @AceOfBlackjack 2 ปีที่แล้ว +159

      @@alphaenterprise2232 He fucked up on stream because he took that into calculation

    • @thx4chrckingin
      @thx4chrckingin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      @@AceOfBlackjack Damn, what a madlad

    • @VitaeLibra
      @VitaeLibra 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@AceOfBlackjack what stream? I don't need sleep, I need answers!!!???!!!

    • @512TheWolf512
      @512TheWolf512 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@thx4chrckingin mathlad*

  • @Uegue
    @Uegue ปีที่แล้ว +55

    Was actually really nice to see Womble be very successful at something and get compliments from the other members

  • @cej3940
    @cej3940 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    Womble is simultaneously the person to use pixel measurements to become the perfect mortarman
    And at the same time use safety scissors

  • @24YOA
    @24YOA 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7368

    "That stupid piece of paper" is what every victim of indirect fire artillery should be cursing 😂

    • @MangoDoxin
      @MangoDoxin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      What the fuck even is the paper and how'd he get those measurements?

    • @24YOA
      @24YOA 2 ปีที่แล้ว +505

      @@MangoDoxin The map size varies but is probably found in the game files. Someone probably published the dimensions of each map, Soviet divided the dimensions by the grid squares and boom - he now can measure distance for indirect fire.

    • @titanuranus3095
      @titanuranus3095 2 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      @@24YOA Could you dumb it down ever further for me?

    • @mrblue15333
      @mrblue15333 2 ปีที่แล้ว +304

      Titan Uranus The papers he cut match the square on each grid of different maps, those papers have distance written on it as you can see him cutting and lining them on to his screen. Then he uses that to calculate in game distance to use mortar

    • @24YOA
      @24YOA 2 ปีที่แล้ว +283

      @@titanuranus3095 Each map has grid squares.
      Because the square is an equal shape, the length, width, height, and a diagonal line between opposite corners is the same.
      Soviet is able to look at his position on the map, then the enemy's position. Using his squares, he is able to measure the distance between the two and accurately land indirect fire on the enemy with the rifle grenade.
      Without the squares, it would be much more difficult to measure the distance accurately. This is because in the game, the grid squares can be of varying distances. You can see some are ~80m across, while others are ~100m across. This is why he has made multiple squares for every map.

  • @connorbutters8479
    @connorbutters8479 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6161

    Soviet's answer to "is the pen mightier than the sword?" is "only when the pen is marking targets for my grenades"

    • @volteer1332
      @volteer1332 2 ปีที่แล้ว +161

      We didn't land on the moon or on Mars by eyeballing it.

    • @peteralexandergraae2830
      @peteralexandergraae2830 2 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Soviet womble utilizing grenades properly. I never thought I'd see the day...

    • @CodeRed99911
      @CodeRed99911 2 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      @@peteralexandergraae2830 Well he can't throw them, so at least he can shoot them

    • @Smithers888
      @Smithers888 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Maxim 58: The pen is mightiest when it writes orders for swords.

    • @CiaranMaxwell
      @CiaranMaxwell ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Smithers888 I was going to post that until I saw you. I am happy to be ninjaed!

  • @spencergrove7121
    @spencergrove7121 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    I love how you used an artillery trick so you can land your rifle grenades. Snipers do the same. They measure out distances from key points and use it to make quick adjustments. I’ve never seen anyone do it in a video game before. So that was cool

    • @jlaws8740
      @jlaws8740 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I've done it in Battlefield 1 on Monte Grappa. Was sniping from the second fortress gun towards the fort, and sniped someone from roughly four hundred metres away.

    • @keegenke
      @keegenke ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I do it quite often in tarkov, though most engagements are within 300 so it's not so crazy impressive.

    • @Redbikemaster
      @Redbikemaster ปีที่แล้ว

      I used to do it in PUBG with a scope on the kar98. My most successful games were doing that. Sadly I sucked at everything else so never got a win lol

  • @SirFloopy
    @SirFloopy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    And this is why mortar crews and grenades account for such a high percentage of enemies killed in a conventional war.

  • @thespiffingbrit
    @thespiffingbrit 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38387

    *Ok Soviet that ending is god tier....*

    • @Bagster321
      @Bagster321 2 ปีที่แล้ว +752

      Oh ‘ello Spiff. Love your work too

    • @reecehaywood3168
      @reecehaywood3168 2 ปีที่แล้ว +594

      it reminds me of the ruler strat in shell shock live.

    • @toasterboipencil
      @toasterboipencil 2 ปีที่แล้ว +248

      Oh hey, Spiff. Wasnt expecting you here.

    • @BungoLungo
      @BungoLungo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Truly was.

    • @NaughtyNovaroo69
      @NaughtyNovaroo69 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Sup you kingdom loving monachist imperiel brit

  • @TheArmoredCmdr
    @TheArmoredCmdr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3366

    How to sum up the Vietnam War:
    "Drop it on the VC!"
    "Wheres the VC!?"
    "EVERYWHERE!!"

    • @giahuynguyenkim6389
      @giahuynguyenkim6389 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Schrodinger VC

    • @AspieTrips
      @AspieTrips 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Watch my video on rs2 petition for voip :)

    • @hongkyang7107
      @hongkyang7107 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Drop straight in your own squad and you might even get some more.

    • @sponge1234ify
      @sponge1234ify 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@hongkyang7107 Nice try

    • @5Davideo
      @5Davideo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Also, "we're just making a pile of dead Americans".

  • @SmokeJam
    @SmokeJam 2 ปีที่แล้ว +174

    2:32 did you animate all those mouth movements? Because im amazed on how accurate they are

    • @AspieTrips
      @AspieTrips 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Watch my recent video in rs2 for petition to fix voip for steam :)
      th-cam.com/video/blXUhN2Vpfw/w-d-xo.html.

    • @rubydoo3307
      @rubydoo3307 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      If you are a twitch or Patreon subscriber, he actually goes through how he does it, and how annoying it is, really puts the work into perspective.

  • @yannickvanbreda6626
    @yannickvanbreda6626 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Love it when the first "fuck this shit" comes out. But the tone and emotion behind that second one just cracks me up every time.

  • @ashadieeyahsultana1062
    @ashadieeyahsultana1062 2 ปีที่แล้ว +468

    *Soviet Womble:* Misses the easiest shots in the world
    *Also Soviet Womble:* Hits artillery strikes with a grenade with the power of dead trees

  • @jakeking974
    @jakeking974 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1466

    "we're just making a pile of dead Americans"
    Damn, these Vietnam War games are getting painfully realistic.

    • @burnedbread4691
      @burnedbread4691 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      And based

    • @chuckn4851
      @chuckn4851 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I meaaaan technically on kills it was the other way around during the majority of the war

    • @maxthescarecrow4038
      @maxthescarecrow4038 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Now that you mention it, teamkilling seems way more realistic now.
      Especially using 'nades while the teammate is on the shitter.

    • @zackfool8931
      @zackfool8931 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      We had a pile VC had a Mound

    • @jakeking974
      @jakeking974 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@LeonardoMastrogiovanni The military? Still pretty fucking terrifying. Our infantry (aka the Army)? Pretty fucking lucky they still have jobs.

  • @imthegoat94
    @imthegoat94 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    “I was drafted into the Vietnam War and then I died.”
    Ah, that ol’ song and dance

  • @axoloteol9119
    @axoloteol9119 2 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    Soviet really said:“you don't need skills if you have a brain"

  • @philtkaswahl2124
    @philtkaswahl2124 2 ปีที่แล้ว +741

    "When was the Bush administration?"
    "Which one?"
    Soviet set himself up for that quip.
    Also, I see Soviet realized that if you can't realiably address death to a specific person, you can send it out with "to whom it may concern" instead.

    • @radtrainlord8126
      @radtrainlord8126 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Dear grid coordinates

    • @TheGuardDuck
      @TheGuardDuck 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      One of my favorite memes

    • @Muster_Muckee_II
      @Muster_Muckee_II 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      "A bullet has someone's name, A grenade is a to whom it may concern, But heavy ordinance is an @everyone."

  • @mokaso
    @mokaso 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5707

    I’m both amazed and confused. You can absolutely rain hellfire with that rifle grenade but then there’s like five years of content where you struggle with every sort and manner of hand grenades known to man.

    • @crate52_drift49
      @crate52_drift49 2 ปีที่แล้ว +442

      Well shooting of a grenade is way different than throwing it

    • @phaidreo
      @phaidreo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +249

      math is involved in one of them, Moka.

    • @KR4K40
      @KR4K40 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      He's a savant

    • @FShani
      @FShani 2 ปีที่แล้ว +193

      I mean Womble's not exactly known for his arm strength, but a rifle grenade doesn't really require touching grass :)

    • @ahnafhampar937
      @ahnafhampar937 2 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      Just like math negative times negative equal positive. Rifle(-) times grenades (-) equal good aim (+)

  • @alexanderblackie6704
    @alexanderblackie6704 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Womble in the last sequence is just like, "You're talking mad shit for some solid looking grid coordinates".

  • @chainsawpanda2
    @chainsawpanda2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    "Scout, Report in!"
    "HAS EVERYBODY HEARD, ABOUT THE BIRD?! BIRD BIRD BIR-"

  • @pezdispenserdust539
    @pezdispenserdust539 2 ปีที่แล้ว +501

    Ending just confirms Soviet's truly experienced with making inch-long adjustments, great vid

    • @smithwesson1896
      @smithwesson1896 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      He could never crack that 8 inch barrier though

    • @MegaGaming11
      @MegaGaming11 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      *HELLO?! 911?! I'D LIKE TO REPORT A MURDER IN THE HOUSE!*

    • @guardianboreal1432
      @guardianboreal1432 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Holy shit, kupo! I witnessed a murder, kupo!

  • @arthurvarc241
    @arthurvarc241 2 ปีที่แล้ว +940

    The fact that everyone is impressed by how effective Womble's strategy is, shows that none even remotely thought of using the Grenade+Riffle combo like this. WHICH IS THE INTENTED AND PROPER USE OF IT!

    • @m1garandMUSIC
      @m1garandMUSIC 2 ปีที่แล้ว +144

      most people don’t understand how a rifle grenade even works. soviet figured it out without knowing that he figured it out

    • @Chaosrain112
      @Chaosrain112 2 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      @@m1garandMUSIC obviously they just jam mortars on their rifle barrels and they fire live rounds into the primers to set them off, all while squatting in a bush somewhere twerking

    • @m1garandMUSIC
      @m1garandMUSIC 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@Chaosrain112 i know what you’re saying even though none of it is correct

    • @Chaosrain112
      @Chaosrain112 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@m1garandMUSIC not with that attitude it's not ;)

    • @ihatelife5464
      @ihatelife5464 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      That strategy has been known since the original COD games, lmao.

  • @shadowdamien6460
    @shadowdamien6460 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    After seeing his video on the forest, seeing him use paper to specially determine where and what angle to fire his rifle grenades makes sense. And with his face reveal, I can just see his expression and satisfaction doing it.

  • @mrjones2721
    @mrjones2721 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    "Thanks, past Harry!" Harry is too pure for this world.

  • @StarlightSavanna
    @StarlightSavanna 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1472

    The *sound muted* smacking Digby down is a masterpiece.

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I was a boy. They were two girls. Can I make it any more obvious? I am TH-cam's ALPHA MALE. Acknowledge it, dear star

    • @nukablecherries
      @nukablecherries 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Your comment sub section is weird.

    • @camblycreeper7999
      @camblycreeper7999 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      If I've heard correctly about Soviet's animating style: ALL. HAND. ANIMATED. Which frankly you need the patience of a saint, all the time in the world, and a lot of work. It's slow, but it's worth it for the High Quality editing we've come to expect from him, God tier.

    • @AspieTrips
      @AspieTrips 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hey watch my recent video on fixing rs2 vietnam!

    • @domoSapiens_
      @domoSapiens_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Actually am agreeing

  • @RogoueDD
    @RogoueDD 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1062

    Soviet with machine guns, rifles, shotguns, and flammenwerfers: Unimpressive, teamkills aplenty, just disappointing.
    Soviet with -a grenade launcher- artillery and some coordinates: The physical embodiment of Death itself.

    • @TheAKgunner
      @TheAKgunner 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      I want Soviet and his rifle grenades to back me up in a firefight!

    • @WingMaster562
      @WingMaster562 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Doomsday shotgun rounds anyone?

    • @AceTheAviator
      @AceTheAviator 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      just like the real soviets

    • @KnightofBretonnia
      @KnightofBretonnia 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Get this man in Foxhole stat, I need him running arty ops for the glorious Colonial Legion

    • @Whin556
      @Whin556 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It's reminds of when he used the Doomsday round. Like if I can't deal with my enemies with precision. Everyone will have to deal with chaos.

  • @invictus127
    @invictus127 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Every so often I come back to this for the end part. There is *nothing* more dangerous than a petty math nerd.

  • @balo2371
    @balo2371 2 ปีที่แล้ว +521

    Students: "Math won't help us in life"
    Soviet: "Hold my video game"

    • @zidniafifamani2378
      @zidniafifamani2378 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hold my rifle grenade

    • @giahuynguyenkim6389
      @giahuynguyenkim6389 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@zidniafifamani2378 Hold my portable mortar

    • @zidniafifamani2378
      @zidniafifamani2378 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@giahuynguyenkim6389 literally 40mm grenade or 60mm mortar

    • @Gonroamin
      @Gonroamin 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Best description I ever heard, was that sniping is literally weaponized math, because of the distances, wind, etc. Involved in taking a shot.

    • @noeastereggsheregoaway
      @noeastereggsheregoaway 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Students: "Gladly."

  • @azurebalmung4520
    @azurebalmung4520 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3354

    Given ZF's history, I question the wisdom of answering with 'everywhere' when asked "Where do we need napalm"

    • @BlazingShadowSword
      @BlazingShadowSword 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Sounds like a great way to start a human barbecue.

    • @SimplePeoples
      @SimplePeoples 2 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      To be fair, if they went with a more focused approach, they’d find some way to * only * hit themselves, so at least with “everywhere” they’d take some with them.

    • @historicallegacy8859
      @historicallegacy8859 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@SimplePeoples like always they'll probably just hit everything BUT the target.

    • @AspieTrips
      @AspieTrips 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Watch my video on rs2 petition for voip :)

    • @JESUSCHRIST-ONLYWAYTOHEAVEN
      @JESUSCHRIST-ONLYWAYTOHEAVEN 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      JESUS KNOCKS ON YOUR HEART AND LONGS FOR YOU TO ANSWER! HE DOESN'T WANT TO SEE ANYONE PERISH INTO HELL. GOD LOVES YOU SO HE GIVES YOU FREE WILL AND A CHOICE TO ACCEPT HIM OR REJECT HIM. TO LOVE HIM OR TO LOVE SIN/THIS WORLD. CALL UPON JESUS & ASK HIM TO FORGIVE YOUR SINS! SURRENDER YOUR WILL & YOUR LIFE TO HIM AND HE WILL GIVE YOU ETERNAL LIFE IN HEAVEN! PICTURE YOUR BEST DAY ON EARTH TIMES A BILLION FOR ETERNITY, THAT'S HEAVEN! NOW PICTURE YOUR WORST DAY ON EARTH TIMES A BILLION FOR ETERNITY, THAT'S HELL! HE WILL GIVE YOU WHAT YOU WANT IF YOU REJECT HIM, TOTAL SEPARATION FROM HIM & HIS BLESSINGS (LOVE, PEACE, JOY, HOPE, REST, ETC). IN HELL YOU WILL BE ALONE, YOU WILL BE HOPELESS, YOU WILL BE IN DESPAIR & AGONY FOREVER!
      GOD'S STANDARD FOR HEAVEN IS PERFECTION AND ONLY JESUS (THE SON OF GOD, GOD IN THE FLESH) LIVED THAT PERFECT LIFE AND LAID DOWN HIS LIFE AS AN OFFERING FOR ALL PEOPLE'S SINS! YOU CAN CHOOSE TO REJECT JESUS' GIFT & PAY FOR YOUR OWN SIN WITH DEATH (HELL) BUT THAT SEEMS PRETTY FOOLISH! GOD SEES & HEARS EVERYTHING YOU HAVE SAID & DONE. YOU WONT WIN AN ARGUMENT ON JUDGEMENT DAY & YOU CANT DEFEND ANY OF YOUR SINS. WE'RE ALL GUILTY WITHOUT ACCEPTING JESUS' SACRIFICE FOR OUR SINS!
      MUHAMMAD DIDN'T DIE FOR YOUR SINS, BUDDHA DIDN'T DIE FOR YOUR SINS, NO PASTOR/PRIEST/MARY OR SAINT DIED FOR YOUR SINS, NO IDOLS OR FALSE GODS DIED FOR YOUR SINS, NO ACTOR OR CELEBRITY DIED FOR YOUR SINS, NO ATHLETE OR POLITICIAN DIED FOR YOUR SINS!
      JESUS CHRIST ALONE DIED FOR YOUR SINS & WAS RESURRECTED FROM THE GRAVE! HE IS ALIVE & COMING BACK SOON WITH JUDGEMENT! PREPARE YOURSELVES! IT'S NOT ABOUT RELIGION, TITHING, CHURCH... IT STARTS WITH ASKING HIM TO FORGIVE YOUR SINS & INVITING HIM INTO YOUR HEART/LIFE, SURRENDER ALL TO HIM! IT'S ABOUT A RELATIONSHIP WITH YOUR CREATOR, DONT WAIT TO CRY OUT! NO ONE IS PROMISED TOMORROW! HE LONGS FOR YOU TO INVITE HIM IN, HE LOVES YOU MORE THAN ANY PERSON EVER COULD, HE CREATED YOU!
      Jesus answered, “I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me."-John 14:6
      "But whosoever shall deny me before men, him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven."-Matthew 10:33
      “For the wages of sin is death (hell), but the gift of God is eternal life in Christ Jesus our Lord”-Romans 6:23

  • @scrawnyclownsnatch9656
    @scrawnyclownsnatch9656 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    "I thought we were friends"
    "We are, that's why it's called friendly fire"
    Well, I have a new line to use.

  • @oneofakindconner7224
    @oneofakindconner7224 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Soviet actually hitting someone is the best character development I've ever seen

  • @Bagster321
    @Bagster321 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1838

    Those rifle grenade crossmaps were delightful. Have to try that out myself.

    • @nick0taylor
      @nick0taylor 2 ปีที่แล้ว +153

      It’s super fun to do. Once you figure out some common ranges it’s pretty easy too. But Womble took it to the next level building a map tool to estimate the ranges.

    • @kalebbruwer
      @kalebbruwer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      I've got a feeling everyone will be doing it now

    • @Matihood1
      @Matihood1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I am stupid. What exactly did he do with these pieces of paper to estimate the ranges?

    • @NetAnon
      @NetAnon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      @@Matihood1 With the Pythagorean theorem you can calculate the distance of a side of triangle with the other 2 sides. He just made some paper with the intermediate meter markings of each map. He just has to find the difference in (delta) x and the difference in (delta) y. Once he has those he uses the Pythagorean theorem to calculate the distance from where he is to his target.

    • @nikel-
      @nikel- 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      ​@@NetAnon ...we are doing math now?

  • @Powdershredder45
    @Powdershredder45 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2688

    " Oh I've gotta preheat my oven... Oh I DID preheat my oven!", those who watch soviet after a couple drinks can definitely understand this joy...

    • @AspieTrips
      @AspieTrips 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Watch my video on rs2 petition for voip :)

    • @MrNicodepies
      @MrNicodepies 2 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      Thanks past Harry!

    • @gdaymatemxr
      @gdaymatemxr ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I love Harrh

    • @fngaming420
      @fngaming420 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@MrNicodepies I’ve used this quote in games more than once now when I’ve remembered to do something ahead of when I needed it. 😁

    • @noahboucher125
      @noahboucher125 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I also thank my past self when things like that happen

  • @nicg1842
    @nicg1842 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    3:40
    VC Commander: "scout, report in."
    VC Scout: "MAO MAO MAO OOO A O-"

  • @Nightwing0037
    @Nightwing0037 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    7:40 "Stay in school kids, it makes you better at PVP"

  • @sirswag01
    @sirswag01 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4214

    How do you nerf someone who has transcended the game itself?

    • @havefeith
      @havefeith 2 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      I mean, the devs in the anime Bofuri certainly managed to do just that. But that's anime.
      Damn if those last few minutes on the video weren't amazing, though.

    • @lousygamer7861
      @lousygamer7861 2 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      Gonna be in the next gaming news without the bullshit video, local Englishman becomes one man artillery unit

    • @Mernom
      @Mernom 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@havefeith they did? I was under the impression that Maple just found a new way to break the game the next second.

    • @allanjeffries6937
      @allanjeffries6937 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You add wind

    • @namelessone5968
      @namelessone5968 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      easy, you put Cyanide in the mix

  • @korben600
    @korben600 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3575

    The irony of Soviet is that he’s actually really *really* clever. He’s got excellent comedic timing, is quick on his feet with a retort, and he’s quite good at utilizing game mechanics in innovative ways that the developers never intended (see the grenade launcher montage and “laser dot sight strategy” on a prior video). He seamlessly switches between the straight man and the screwball in his videos, which is very hard to do, and since we’ve seen him be funny in other people’s videos, we know it’s not an editing trick, he’s just really funny.
    His biggest problem is that he just really *really* sucks at videogames, which is his goddamn job, so we mostly see him friendly firing and fucking up, rather than see him being a goddamn genius at tactics and strategy.
    …also watching him fucking up and teamkilling half his goddamn clan is *much* funnier than watching just a montage of him winning…which also might show how clever he is when it comes to dealing with the algorithm. ;)
    Still, I wouldn’t mind seeing more vids of Soviet being clever. They’re very entertaining.

    • @S0dapop583
      @S0dapop583 2 ปีที่แล้ว +184

      Read this and tell me death note music isn’t playing in your head rn

    • @AGenericAccount
      @AGenericAccount 2 ปีที่แล้ว +156

      no the developers definitely intended the rifle grenade to work that way, the ranging tool is just an extra nice to have.

    • @Plumbumismyname
      @Plumbumismyname 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Which videos were the gl montage and lds strategy may I ask?

    • @rmoody8591
      @rmoody8591 2 ปีที่แล้ว +138

      if you compare him with the mass, he is above an above average fps player.We get use to seeing nothing but god tier players on here. he is still better than most rando's you pick up.and his videos are great.

    • @roninallen7249
      @roninallen7249 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Hey what video is the laser sight trick

  • @JohnDickinson
    @JohnDickinson ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This looks like the perfect time to quote RvB "He can't hear you over his rampant team killing"

  • @matthewma1008
    @matthewma1008 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Glad to know Quebec still works at Specsavers, been long time since his Monstrum stream

  • @simple4832
    @simple4832 2 ปีที่แล้ว +309

    "where do you need napalm on"
    Womble: "on the VC"
    "WHERE IS THE VC!?"
    Womble: "EVERYWHERE"
    Perfectly portrays how Vietnam was like

  • @TorremThonius
    @TorremThonius 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1022

    I feel like we all need a “Past Harry” in our lives. Be the oven-preheater you want to see in the world.

    • @protip9727
      @protip9727 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Pro-tip: just leave your oven on all the time and you won't have to preheat it ever again

    • @TorremThonius
      @TorremThonius 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@protip9727 this guy preheats.

    • @onebigfatguy
      @onebigfatguy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @@protip9727 Instructions unclear. Burned my house down.

    • @TorremThonius
      @TorremThonius 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@onebigfatguy Now your house is one giant oven and you can cook all the pizza you want.

    • @illagevidiot8254
      @illagevidiot8254 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Forgetting about preheating the oven is probably not a good thing

  • @dr.bright6272
    @dr.bright6272 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    1:45 at least he did make a remark that required the bell

  • @mr.mantle4498
    @mr.mantle4498 ปีที่แล้ว

    My absolute favorite TH-cam video of all and that hasn't changed one bit and I watch it all the time.
    Thank you sovietwomble you brighten my day.

  • @garudalead
    @garudalead 2 ปีที่แล้ว +411

    The "reload and suddenly there's an enemy" thing, people can hear you reload. As soon as they hear you drop the mag they push

    • @shadowscall7758
      @shadowscall7758 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      The problem is, it also applies to taking a drink or itching. You watch a spot for 5 minutes, no activity, you take 2 seconds to drink something or itch yourself and right then is when they come. :)

    • @thegibbehhh9430
      @thegibbehhh9430 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Fun fact: you can cancel reloads at any time. The best way is to just hit 1 (for rifles/main arms, 2 for pistols) and you can instantly keep firing. It even works on the M1 Garand, which you can see the clip fly out when you reload. How does it work? Magic.

  • @maifa9922
    @maifa9922 2 ปีที่แล้ว +222

    "where's the VC?!"
    "Everywhere!"
    That's a true 'Nam experience right there

    • @Zenriesz
      @Zenriesz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Well, ZF is about as competent as Americans.

    • @xirensixseo
      @xirensixseo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      in the words of chesty puller, paraphrasing, "that makes it easier, then we can just shoot everywhere!"

  • @alexportillo6415
    @alexportillo6415 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    “Every time I reload, an enemy shows up!” You’re reloading in the middle of a path way, go find cover first lol

  • @gloriousdeadman2127
    @gloriousdeadman2127 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I absolutely love the rifle mounted grenade segment using the map and cut outs like that. Fantastic!

  • @cabooey2905
    @cabooey2905 2 ปีที่แล้ว +850

    dude the flex on that ending, it was literally a "you guys are only having fun cause im not trying yet" moment

  • @magosexploratoradeon6409
    @magosexploratoradeon6409 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1582

    See, womble can hit his targets.
    He just gotta be a walking Mortar team.

    • @magosauxilliarusy2k4theomn98
      @magosauxilliarusy2k4theomn98 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      i shall put him on earthshaker duty.

    • @Zentaen
      @Zentaen 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@magosauxilliarusy2k4theomn98 Don't forget to supply him with the...Ruler! A Dark Age artifact that allows the gunner to use the now almost lost ability to pinpoint target locations without the use of Navy Auspex technology *says the Support Servo Skull*

    • @magosauxilliarusy2k4theomn98
      @magosauxilliarusy2k4theomn98 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@Zentaen no need. he needs only a carpenter's square and a compass. did i *not* tell you that they actually got the STC for the ruler?

    • @Zentaen
      @Zentaen 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@magosauxilliarusy2k4theomn98 Aknowledged. Forgive me Magus.

    • @razorburn645
      @razorburn645 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sovietwomble is clearly an artillery man.

  • @user-oq9dy8oc1t
    @user-oq9dy8oc1t ปีที่แล้ว +4

    the pen is mightier than the sword when the pen is combined with a rifle grenade

  • @darkflamekiller6101
    @darkflamekiller6101 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Womble was taking no crap at the end, I think he should actively work with artillery weapons in games and show ZF how it's done. The arty tactics are no joke if you do it right.

  • @SeratiTheDood
    @SeratiTheDood 2 ปีที่แล้ว +689

    Other than his editing, this is probably the most impressive thing I’ve seen Womble do

    • @spring272
      @spring272 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Still can't forget the "doomsday round"

  • @krysmun
    @krysmun 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2684

    I didn't think I'd ever see a segment like the Doomsday Round Shotgun segment on the Arma BS part 6 vid, but here we are with the Rifle Grenade Sequence. Absolutely Brutal.

    • @itistimetogetbakedshaggy4230
      @itistimetogetbakedshaggy4230 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Those Doomsday rounds where just Share Destruction the path he left 😱

    • @submariNervous
      @submariNervous 2 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      And the cherry on top is setting montages to absolute bangers, "Riot" and "Start The Commotion" respectively, with the firing/hitting targets perfectly on-beat for extra "Oddly Satisfying" points.
      I'd say we need more Womble-being-awesome-set-to-awesome-music, but at the same time, I'm glad it doesn't happen often enough for us to get bored with it, ya know?

    • @specs6637
      @specs6637 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Duuuuude, I remember that! That was amazing to watch!

    • @ConduitWolf
      @ConduitWolf ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I forgot about that!

  • @corphix3679
    @corphix3679 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Surfin Bird came out in 1963, making it period accurate, so Womble's immersion was technically intact.

  • @arkhamwarden1205
    @arkhamwarden1205 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Womble, the only TH-camr who doesn’t need great edits to make his videos funny, but it becomes SO much better.

  • @Kummahndough
    @Kummahndough 2 ปีที่แล้ว +156

    "How long have you been single?"
    "When was the Bush Administration?"
    "Which one?"
    That got me more than it should've.

    • @Rayzboomboomroom
      @Rayzboomboomroom 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Just trying to help you out but there's no need for the have if you use 've at the end of should

    • @argh1989
      @argh1989 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Rayzboomboomroom Also thank fucking goodness they didn't use "of" instead...

    • @Rayzboomboomroom
      @Rayzboomboomroom 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@argh1989 lol

    • @Kummahndough
      @Kummahndough 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Rayzboomboomroom I wrote this comment half-tired in the morning. Oopsie.

    • @Rayzboomboomroom
      @Rayzboomboomroom 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Kummahndough understandable

  • @TheAnnoyingReaper
    @TheAnnoyingReaper 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4597

    Never has there been a more apt moment to prove the maxim:
    Infantry win firefights
    Tanks win battles
    Artillery win wars

    • @AspieTrips
      @AspieTrips 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Watch my video on rs2 petition for voip :)

    • @AidanS99
      @AidanS99 2 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      If artillery win wars, then what does air support do?

    • @AspieTrips
      @AspieTrips 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@AidanS99 haha

    • @deegsupreme3796
      @deegsupreme3796 2 ปีที่แล้ว +270

      @@AidanS99 airdropped “artillery”

    • @ardantop132na6
      @ardantop132na6 2 ปีที่แล้ว +134

      @@AidanS99 An extra artillery that is too busy to do artillery's job

  • @TheTaylorwailer
    @TheTaylorwailer 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Daaamn, Womble! 😧
    Also your editing, which has been my favourite for years, is getting even greater! Nice work, cheers!

  • @keselekbakiak
    @keselekbakiak 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Oh my god. I was amazed that you manage to keep your content so funny and creative. This guy should be a movie director or something.

  • @SKdestroyer95
    @SKdestroyer95 2 ปีที่แล้ว +712

    Between Soviet teamkilling, Joink coming on Soviet, and Digby giving away their positions by singing, its no wonder why this war was such a fuster cluck...

    • @GameOver._.
      @GameOver._. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah definitly a fuster fuck 😂

    • @NihilHS
      @NihilHS 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@GameOver._. yeah it was a real flustered cuck... wait that's not right...

    • @simonnilsson8375
      @simonnilsson8375 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      And also no wonder why the americans lost with these people in that war

    • @ZFJinx
      @ZFJinx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I DID NOT WANT TO SAY COMING ON SOVIET D:

    • @SKdestroyer95
      @SKdestroyer95 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ZFJinx the subconscious, id driven desire has a unique way to express itself.

  • @RM_EXE
    @RM_EXE 2 ปีที่แล้ว +334

    "Where are the VCs!? EVERYWHERE!"
    A common statement from the Americans in the Vietnam War

    • @DxBlack
      @DxBlack 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      In the trees? No...they ARE the tree's...
      Burn them...all.

  • @jinkazam5713
    @jinkazam5713 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    So glad I checked in to see if there was any new Vids. Great stuff 😁 so much fun

  • @Satherian
    @Satherian ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That ending perfectly explains why Artillery wins wars

  • @VonCuzed
    @VonCuzed 2 ปีที่แล้ว +915

    An absolute masterpiece.
    The rifle grenade part at the end was just awesome.
    The Music, the build up.. its just fantastic!

    • @pirig-gal
      @pirig-gal 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      He took the Womble element out of the equation.

    • @JetfireQuasar
      @JetfireQuasar 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@pirig-gal Just to put the womble element AS the equation :P

  • @Kongjie57
    @Kongjie57 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2705

    Based on that riflegrenade montage, Soviet should try his hand at the Arty on Hell Let Loose.
    He can pull some 167:0 games and be both the most hated, and most loved player of both teams

    • @affarin1
      @affarin1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +201

      You act like people can stay on arty for more than 2 mins without getting killed by recon.

    • @MoltonJM
      @MoltonJM 2 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      Either that or try his hand at Squad mortars

    • @asdas137
      @asdas137 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Been there done that it was amazing

    • @SwordWieldingDuck
      @SwordWieldingDuck 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Now that sounds interesting, i love artillery in games,. but it is usually poorly implemented. Is that game good?

    • @mertarican5456
      @mertarican5456 2 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      in hell let loose arty is meta so they probably have counter measures. Here soviet was GOD amongst men.

  • @bearoperator5490
    @bearoperator5490 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Nothing beats the amazement of watching that ending montage for the first time.

  • @DeviousChesh
    @DeviousChesh ปีที่แล้ว

    I watch these videos over and over again through the week, one of my favorite people

  • @Azeria
    @Azeria 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1627

    My claim to fame is having the same scissors as soviet womble

    • @WhiteWolf0212
      @WhiteWolf0212 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Are you also British?

    • @kuatasui1131
      @kuatasui1131 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      have you also been single for a very long time?

    • @Toothspace
      @Toothspace 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@kuatasui1131 How long?

    • @engideergaming
      @engideergaming 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@Toothspace yes

    • @Saddomcsaddo
      @Saddomcsaddo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      PRIASE BE