Random Rising Storm 2: Vietnam Bullshittery (part 1)

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  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 23 ม.ค. 2019
  • All ZF Twitch channels - / zfclan
    My personal one - / sovietwomble
    Sources:
    6:49 - The Babadook (2014)
    3:29 & 5:55 - Art assets by /u/TwistieZ on reddit.
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  • @cloverseer9836
    @cloverseer9836 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13598

    "please don't be racist"
    ho chi minh, the inventor of the instant noodle. Konnichiwa

    • @elibreeze1312
      @elibreeze1312 4 ปีที่แล้ว +527

      literally laughed out loud at that.

    • @missscoffeee2175
      @missscoffeee2175 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      😂

    • @icshii8584
      @icshii8584 4 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      Konichiwa isn't even friggin vietnamese xD

    • @Gnossiene369
      @Gnossiene369 4 ปีที่แล้ว +402

      @@icshii8584 Yes, part of the joke.

    • @Gnossiene369
      @Gnossiene369 4 ปีที่แล้ว +300

      @@icshii8584 Ho Chi Minh didn't invent the instant noodle either...

  • @zombiejuice6486
    @zombiejuice6486 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10001

    “Welcome to the Vietnam war, don’t be racist.”
    That’s like saying: “ welcome to Russia, don’t be cold.”

    • @Chino56751
      @Chino56751 4 ปีที่แล้ว +256

      " Let's invade Russia ! I hear its BALMY there ! "- Hitler, 1941

    • @frenchsoldier8485
      @frenchsoldier8485 4 ปีที่แล้ว +153

      @@Chino56751 It's all fun and games before the winter hits two weeks early and mud season hits

    • @Jin-di9zv
      @Jin-di9zv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      @@frenchsoldier8485 the Germans did not enjoy their journey

    • @frenchsoldier8485
      @frenchsoldier8485 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Jin-di9zv The actual nazis did

    • @frenchsoldier8485
      @frenchsoldier8485 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Jin-di9zv Since uh, they kinda hated communism

  • @brown56765
    @brown56765 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9829

    Soviet: "Don't be racist"
    Also Soviet: "This is Ho Chi Minh, inventor of instant noodles. Konichiwa"

    • @juggmkj
      @juggmkj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +315

      I really can't get enough of people repeating quotes word for word from the current video!
      It's the pinnacle of comedy and I hope that NEVER changes

    • @rageinfury
      @rageinfury 3 ปีที่แล้ว +650

      @@juggmkj You must be fun at parties.

    • @Starfire-nv3nk
      @Starfire-nv3nk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      @@rageinfury he said it was the pinnical of comody

    • @j-mehlaadeedah5647
      @j-mehlaadeedah5647 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I was waiting for that XD

    • @LordOfGilneas
      @LordOfGilneas 3 ปีที่แล้ว +172

      ZF is known for two things:
      War crimes
      And being absolute hypocritical knobs

  • @Dr_Monitor
    @Dr_Monitor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5284

    I'll never get tired of Quebec screaming. Hearing a man with that smooth and sexy of a voice suddenly have a full-on terror-wee is hilarious.

    • @konradomorelo6819
      @konradomorelo6819 3 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      Basically James from Pokemon XD

    • @raymondkravitz2001
      @raymondkravitz2001 2 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      You might say "he gets your motor running."

    • @DakotaofRaptors
      @DakotaofRaptors 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@konradomorelo6819 I guess?

    • @lordbanetheplayer8844
      @lordbanetheplayer8844 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Then you would have loved this one time where, I think I was playing horor game, and my voice went from this dark, Kinda to a light voice, when I got scared and screamed. Wish I recorded that.

    • @Dr_Monitor
      @Dr_Monitor 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@raymondkravitz2001 that's a quality pun, right there.

  • @jkerman5113
    @jkerman5113 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6084

    0/10 for historical accuracy as I can see the enemy

    • @fcbfan248
      @fcbfan248 4 ปีที่แล้ว +155

      Well did you expect to see a tree killing Soviet's team on top of the police station or what?

    • @fcbfan248
      @fcbfan248 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@nickvandemeerendonk780 fair enough

    • @marksman4586
      @marksman4586 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Nah the whole video has trees in it

    • @aryan201
      @aryan201 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      *rings the Racist bell*

    • @ryan-ln2hx
      @ryan-ln2hx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I mean it is zf

  • @saltiest_ocean1839
    @saltiest_ocean1839 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7000

    Womble - "Are you apologizing to Hitler?"
    Also Womble in his two part Rust series - "It's okay, Hitlers a friend!"

    • @ln7929
      @ln7929 4 ปีที่แล้ว +289

      It swiches back and forth like the real Soviets

    • @BLACKFLAME4941
      @BLACKFLAME4941 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      both of these comments are highly underratet

    • @jeremiahsmith4235
      @jeremiahsmith4235 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      BLACKFRAME are u ok

    • @BLACKFLAME4941
      @BLACKFLAME4941 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Jeremiah Smith yes i am why are you asking?

    • @hazimsallehuddin5287
      @hazimsallehuddin5287 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      BLACKFRAME jz cc

  • @IgglePiggleV2
    @IgglePiggleV2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1893

    i love how racist bell basically sounded like it was dying towards the end

    • @alternative7586
      @alternative7586 2 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      It was getting as tired as Womble

    • @Talon3000
      @Talon3000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      What I want to know is how he was ringing the bell while moving and looking around at the same time. Then again it might've been added in post at some points.

    • @stephweasenforth7891
      @stephweasenforth7891 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@Talon3000 knowing Womble, he tied it to his foot and furiously shook it

    • @bonetower
      @bonetower 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Rip poor bell.

  • @bloodredscorpionn1100
    @bloodredscorpionn1100 3 ปีที่แล้ว +684

    I am the Lorax, I speak for the trees and for some fcking reason they’re speaking Vietnamese.

    • @poplil3934
      @poplil3934 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      The trees cantvbe armed, if the lorax is armed

    • @donnykitsune6289
      @donnykitsune6289 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I must admit, I read this and cackled.
      Doesn't help that it rhymes, in Seuss-ian fashion.

  • @JoCat
    @JoCat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5405

    "Sorry about that Hitler" brings a new definition to "Nazi Apologist"

    • @kaydencox1561
      @kaydencox1561 3 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      Surprised to see you here

    • @anicecomfybedforyoutosleep7302
      @anicecomfybedforyoutosleep7302 3 ปีที่แล้ว +151

      The art school after not accepting Hitler

    • @ConanObrien22
      @ConanObrien22 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      OK fascist

    • @cassidywoodliff
      @cassidywoodliff 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Wait, JoCat liked Soviet? Is this a cross over episode?!

    • @kickasspeanuts
      @kickasspeanuts 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I mean... at this point in time ZF is getting dangerously close to becoming a reich with how many germans are in the clan

  • @jredbaron96
    @jredbaron96 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2646

    SovietWomble: What's Iceswallowcome?
    "Ladies and gentlemen, we got him."

    • @spyrelle3970
      @spyrelle3970 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      "Change my state of mind, love so hard to find. *YOur FeelinGS CHANGe, LiKe tHe wEatHEr. WeNt FROm CLeAR tO GReY. on THAT CLouDy day.* "

    • @mfThump
      @mfThump 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      "Ice wallakum" doesnt count.

    • @raymartcarreon4196
      @raymartcarreon4196 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@mfThump do u know what icewallowcome mens? Beacause it means:I swallow cum (cum means semen)

    • @Zieel
      @Zieel 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You know guys that it was staged, right? Or if it not stated soviet at least rolled with it in order to make a funny bit for a stream/video. He does that sometimes. Most of the youtubers who are aware of what comedy is does that sometimes :)

    • @fwipfwopcondition2842
      @fwipfwopcondition2842 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I swallow some

  • @Francklyynnnn
    @Francklyynnnn 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +301

    Soviet: _makes one of the most thorough and well-written video essays on a game on all of TH-cam_
    Also Soviet: *icewallowcome*

  • @skypentraico4322
    @skypentraico4322 3 ปีที่แล้ว +450

    "America never loses a war"
    "What's the city of Saigon called, sorry?"
    I can't, lmao

    • @DakotaofRaptors
      @DakotaofRaptors 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Freedomville?

    • @combatarcher3101
      @combatarcher3101 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Its called ssigon obviously, and the French lost it not us duh

    • @combatarcher3101
      @combatarcher3101 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@finlaycarmichael1532 so was my statement

    • @amp8295
      @amp8295 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Sums up America fanboys pretty well don't you think?

    • @BlindErephon
      @BlindErephon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @towels towels Turns out you don't win wars on points. Who knew?

  • @thatridgekid5165
    @thatridgekid5165 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3259

    Quebec: *Bombs half his squad*
    Quebec: Life is good
    Soviet: You just killed half the team
    Quebec: *Repeats himself while bombing the rest of his squad*

    • @aqua2k210
      @aqua2k210 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      He never said whom it was good for

    • @thatridgekid5165
      @thatridgekid5165 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@aqua2k210 he isn't the one who got bombed, so go figure

    • @plamtree6852
      @plamtree6852 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      This is why i love quebec, other than for his voice of course

    • @Darkoriax17
      @Darkoriax17 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Average Quebec moment.

    • @trapthephotographer8838
      @trapthephotographer8838 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Half done why stop

  • @jgardner7726
    @jgardner7726 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2720

    Imagine patrolling Saigon and one of your squad mates just scream “gRenAdE!!”

    • @funnyvalentinedidnothingwrong
      @funnyvalentinedidnothingwrong 4 ปีที่แล้ว +175

      I'd fucking hope my squadmates would notify me of an active grenade dropping on top of us.

    • @dylannecros3636
      @dylannecros3636 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Funny Valentine Did Nothing Wrong yeah, even if it was a joke, I’d rather them say something and there be nothing than them say nothing and there be something.

    • @ObamaGamingOfficialCabinet
      @ObamaGamingOfficialCabinet 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      "GET DOWN, GET DOWN NNNNNNOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!"

    • @lemoncaketerrorist2921
      @lemoncaketerrorist2921 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Don’t you mean Ho Chi Amin City

    • @WorldWalker128
      @WorldWalker128 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I stutter when flustered, so when trying to warn my team mates about a grenade it normally comes out: "Gre- gre- gre-" and then we all die.

  • @KingDuckGuy
    @KingDuckGuy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +188

    4:14 my dude got so startled he fell off his chair. Glorious.

  • @menacingdonutz
    @menacingdonutz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +297

    I still want an uncensored version to this day.

    • @mariic2
      @mariic2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      There's probably an archive for the streams.

    • @savvi3128
      @savvi3128 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      It is August 2023. Still waiting.

    • @raunakrajput2579
      @raunakrajput2579 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      please if someone finds it link it

  • @DartDeathClaw
    @DartDeathClaw 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1833

    That grenade at the APC was teaching them a very important lesson about spacing.

    • @witjj7852
      @witjj7852 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Didn't Cy also teach them that lesson many years ago?

    • @adeptusyagoncius2938
      @adeptusyagoncius2938 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@witjj7852 that is the joke my dude!

    • @tantainguyen4290
      @tantainguyen4290 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ha, i got it

    • @an_ordinary_goose
      @an_ordinary_goose 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Bet he's the one who threw it.

    • @abdulahosmanbegovic2479
      @abdulahosmanbegovic2479 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I wouldn’t recommend you kill me. Because your gun goes pew pew and my gun goes PRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

  • @paradoxxop2187
    @paradoxxop2187 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2964

    "You're in the wrong war Hitler"
    -Sovietwomble 1961

    • @Johndoe-jd
      @Johndoe-jd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      "Hitler is a friend"
      - sovietwomble 2016

    • @dak4465
      @dak4465 3 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      "are you appologising to hitler?"
      -sovietwomble 1961

    • @Johndoe-jd
      @Johndoe-jd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      "Carefull Hitler" -sovietwomble 1961

    • @anicecomfybedforyoutosleep7302
      @anicecomfybedforyoutosleep7302 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Hitler did hate communism

    • @ghazghkullthraka9714
      @ghazghkullthraka9714 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      He fought in WWI where he got a reputation for being both lucky and a right prick

  • @andrewconnacher3606
    @andrewconnacher3606 2 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    “Well we’re all going to die under friendly fire” Soviet, there’s nothing friendly about that fire.

  • @Storyteller543
    @Storyteller543 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    4:14 that " *thump* " gets me every time.

  • @jackbomb9919
    @jackbomb9919 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1706

    The punishwr was actually cyanide ... he was trying to teach you about spacing

    • @gravitykat714
      @gravitykat714 5 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      Jackbomb99 “don’t let them back in im teaching them a lesson about spacing

    • @storche211
      @storche211 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I was hoping someone would've said "Spacing" in that moment so bad.

    • @BaconHoodie
      @BaconHoodie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      😂😂😂

    • @Jmcgee1125
      @Jmcgee1125 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Thought of the same thing

    • @fz8691
      @fz8691 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      So we can just start quoting from other vids now?

  • @jackmaclean986
    @jackmaclean986 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3618

    “Welcome to the Vietnam war, try not to be racist”
    That was only going to end one way

    • @an_ordinary_goose
      @an_ordinary_goose 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      ZF were never known for trying

    • @cutlassken6194
      @cutlassken6194 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Clue’s in the name: ZF - Zero Fucks

    • @arnelova986
      @arnelova986 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Jack Maclean what did soviet expect anyways?

    • @wheels88
      @wheels88 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      JOE SMELLS SOME NAPALM

    • @Thai8521
      @Thai8521 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Wheels 0f Fury when he said I instantly laugh my lungs out of my skinny chest. I Vietnamese and idk why I found that funny xd

  • @arcticoutlawiscsm2
    @arcticoutlawiscsm2 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    4:11 i must have replayed this 500 times by now. i forgot how funny it was and choked on my smoothie.

    • @goddamnsplicer
      @goddamnsplicer ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Was it a mango one? And did it laminate the kitchen in a thin layer? xD

    • @arcticoutlawiscsm2
      @arcticoutlawiscsm2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@goddamnsplicer nah. it was a mixed fruit one and no, my computer got laminated lol.

  • @HACHIAttack
    @HACHIAttack 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    Soviet and the rest of the team: This is the toughest battle we've ever set foot upon.
    Nevil: Tuesday

  • @binnillust
    @binnillust 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3645

    *It’s all fun and games until the trees start speaking Vietnamese*

    • @John190assman
      @John190assman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I am suprised they didnt do a single Skinner joke.

    • @VosxxTV
      @VosxxTV 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That’s so weird I said that cuz me and my friend at school thought we came up with that saying a few years back that’s trippy

    • @John190assman
      @John190assman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@VosxxTV Well quote dated several years back and I am not sure of its origin the quotes dates back as much as 1999. Heres a link for reference: th-cam.com/video/lBB9An0ZT3I/w-d-xo.html
      This is a British sitcom named Spaced btw.

    • @truongtrungnghia2416
      @truongtrungnghia2416 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Because we have predators technology:))))

    • @oddacity5883
      @oddacity5883 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      “Bố tiên sư bọn Mĩ cứ lấy gạo của bọn tao làm gì”
      -Hoe Chi Minh

  • @SovietWomble
    @SovietWomble  5 ปีที่แล้ว +20587

    Oh yeah wait, I have a TH-cam channel. I knew I'd forgotten something. Whoopsie.

    • @angiermon
      @angiermon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2003

      dick head.

    • @bumbum242
      @bumbum242 5 ปีที่แล้ว +599

      Dont forget outlast

    • @Eric-vs2he
      @Eric-vs2he 5 ปีที่แล้ว +541

      Damn it womble you have one job !

    • @clawoo
      @clawoo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +410

      Damn you, I just pooped like half an hour ago and I thought to myself "know what would be nice? a new SW video to watch on the loo". Alas, but there wasn't, so I just rewatched one of the old ones. Welp, guess I'm pooping again.

    • @Darkspear183
      @Darkspear183 5 ปีที่แล้ว +147

      We were getting lonely

  • @giofons1991
    @giofons1991 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    Soviet: Don't be racist!
    Also soviet: (looks at a picture of a Vietnamese man and greets him in Japanese)

  • @Fishfoe
    @Fishfoe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +220

    4:40
    "I got killed by Theresa May, apparently."
    "Does this constitute as a hard Brexit?"

    • @leaffinite3828
      @leaffinite3828 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Also it says Theresa May eats children

  • @jajataroy4636
    @jajataroy4636 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6227

    SovietWomble: Don’t be racist.
    Also Womble: We are here with Ho Chi Minh, the man who made the instant noodle. Konnichiwa.

    • @Nietabs
      @Nietabs 5 ปีที่แล้ว +192

      He Greeted The Picture Dude, He Thank The Person Who Made Instant Noodles. Not Racist

    • @ripjjjsphrbggsk6292
      @ripjjjsphrbggsk6292 5 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      IT WAS BEFORE, SO DOESNT COUNT

    • @Nietabs
      @Nietabs 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@ripjjjsphrbggsk6292 Yeah

    • @jgillisphotography
      @jgillisphotography 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@Nietabs en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Momofuku_Ando this guy made the noodles though D:

    • @theresnocoolusername
      @theresnocoolusername 5 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      Thank you for apreciatting my instant noodles

  • @ResonantRTS
    @ResonantRTS 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9313

    Vietnam is pretty fancy sometimes

    • @KingChinny
      @KingChinny 5 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      You get out of here.

    • @chriswithakube6783
      @chriswithakube6783 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      *cough*

    • @ResonantRTS
      @ResonantRTS 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      RIP BG MC server

    • @johnpaul5447
      @johnpaul5447 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Resonant love your content too!!!

    • @heyjoji1954
      @heyjoji1954 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Resonant is mount and blade banner lord released yet?

  • @desmondkenway4952
    @desmondkenway4952 2 ปีที่แล้ว +284

    “America never loses a war”
    Well that aged like milk

    • @themanformerlyknownascomme777
      @themanformerlyknownascomme777 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      And it had already cuddled

    • @Alex_K221
      @Alex_K221 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      You know, I never thought that the Vietnam War needed a spin off. Guess I was wrong.

    • @ecw4life267
      @ecw4life267 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Alex_K221 Taliban takeover Electric Boogaloo

    • @Ceece20
      @Ceece20 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Thanks Brandon!

    • @steeldriver5338
      @steeldriver5338 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Technically America did win the war in Afghanistan. The country was under American control within the year of the initial invasion. Like Vietnam, public and political willingness to remain there turned south. Couple a mishandled withdrawal with a shortsightedness on the abilities of the Afghanistanian army (along with a few other factors), and you get what happened in 2021

  • @summushieremiasclarkson4700
    @summushieremiasclarkson4700 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    "you're in the Vietnam war, you're not allowed to be racist"
    That joke went over a lot of heads.

    • @Tumbleflop
      @Tumbleflop 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      So did the napalm

  • @tomatomathy
    @tomatomathy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2129

    his ability to edit "PEW" on where bullets are amazes me

    • @PandaWolf525
      @PandaWolf525 5 ปีที่แล้ว +265

      TomK Gaming it’s all done frame by frame. That’s why it’s so smooth. Wobble does a great job with his editing. Also why it takes a while for videos to come out. Past all the footage he gets. The editing time is ridiculous.

    • @captainoblivious_yt
      @captainoblivious_yt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@PandaWolf525 He's using 3D tracking... He's not manually animating them frame-by-frame.

    • @HDMaco13
      @HDMaco13 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@captainoblivious_yt Oh ? I've never heard about 3D tracking until now

    • @jamesMK101
      @jamesMK101 5 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      @@captainoblivious_yt I believe he has said in a video that he edits the bullets frame by frame

    • @NATO246
      @NATO246 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      The way i do them is by key framing each frame until it comes out smooth. It takes me about 3 minutes to edit a single "pew"

  • @TheMrSark
    @TheMrSark 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4286

    **shudders**

    • @Jamio_
      @Jamio_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +240

      *sound of distant hueys intensifies*

    • @mimegaming3444
      @mimegaming3444 5 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Mr Sark I was fucking waiting on my favorite machinma boy to be here!

    • @orange8427
      @orange8427 5 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      Holy shit Sark, what are you doing here

    • @wheels88
      @wheels88 5 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      SARK THEM FUCKERS GOT US PINNED!!!

    • @BlueLeprechaun15
      @BlueLeprechaun15 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      "Screams of a Vietcong Ambush"

  • @andreaszafiropoulos4667
    @andreaszafiropoulos4667 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    "knees are not supposed to bend like that"
    I know...
    *Cries from hospital bed*

    • @orue5499
      @orue5499 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ouch

    • @andreaszafiropoulos4667
      @andreaszafiropoulos4667 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@orue5499 recovered since, stairs are still a bitch though

    • @DakotaofRaptors
      @DakotaofRaptors 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I got sepsis in my elbow. They had to suction out all of the fluid from it. It was very red and swollen. Still have the scar.

    • @andreaszafiropoulos4667
      @andreaszafiropoulos4667 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@DakotaofRaptors that sounds nasty, hope you recover

  • @AdamantAlex
    @AdamantAlex ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Does anyone know what the guy said at 6:42? Im extremely intrigued at what elicited that reaction from womble.

  • @LunchThyme
    @LunchThyme 5 ปีที่แล้ว +624

    "That's racist!" - Soviet Womble, while speaking Japanese to a picture of Ho Chi Minh.

    • @corksucker
      @corksucker 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      TheHobbitMonster r/woosh

    • @mrfclarke
      @mrfclarke 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      What’s wrong with that?

    • @TripleChooky
      @TripleChooky 24 วันที่ผ่านมา

      It's wacism, everyone knows that

  • @Avatarlatte
    @Avatarlatte 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2967

    These guys are like a modern day Monty Python crew and I love it lmao

    • @heavystalin2419
      @heavystalin2419 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Minus coconuts

    • @tinde2070
      @tinde2070 4 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      @@heavystalin2419 with the beating Wombles nuts take every day, they are large enough to replace the coconuts.

    • @sonofjack6286
      @sonofjack6286 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Me too

    • @edgarbanuelos6472
      @edgarbanuelos6472 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I now watch his videos in a new light

    • @etwizard5313
      @etwizard5313 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Life of Womble

  • @Shwerpy
    @Shwerpy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    I've watched this video like 100 times

  • @ballsdeep6924
    @ballsdeep6924 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    2:26
    Womble: asks question
    Someone: immediately makes excuse

  • @GoldenPenHD
    @GoldenPenHD 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2129

    0:00 *Smells air*
    “I love the smell of racism in the morning”

    • @Anakin-fj8jz
      @Anakin-fj8jz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The Derp Chaos Your here to?

    • @beelal6407
      @beelal6407 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Smells air in the afternoon
      "Love the smell of napalm inn the afternoon"

    • @oddacity5883
      @oddacity5883 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Smells rainy air in the evening
      “Man i love the smell of mother nature sharing their property with us, long live the communist party”

    • @jeremylim2421
      @jeremylim2421 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Smells like ...
      *Victory*

    • @luchadorito
      @luchadorito 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ho shi minh the inventor of instant noodke konnichiua

  • @leljdam3189
    @leljdam3189 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1915

    "I'm Not Gonna Make A Rising Storm Bullshittery"
    *-Soviet ("Lied On Stream") Womble*

    • @dingi2721
      @dingi2721 5 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      Well it's a Rising Storm 2 Bullshittery so it was not a lie

    • @tashkent561
      @tashkent561 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@dingi2721 He lied saying that he wouldn't make

    • @ShrtStfflp
      @ShrtStfflp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@tashkent561 rising storm and rising storm 2 are different games. one is set in pacific front of ww2 and the other is Vietnam. he said he wouldn't make a "rising storm" video, which would be the one set in the pacific front. So by that logic, no, he did not lie.

    • @tashkent561
      @tashkent561 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@ShrtStfflp I forgot about that part, thanks

    • @edgarbanuelos6472
      @edgarbanuelos6472 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lai Dahn Striem

  • @andreacusack1105
    @andreacusack1105 3 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    6:42 I am very curious as to what he said to make Soviet go insane

    • @xyfurion
      @xyfurion 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Probably something somewhat racist

    • @Johndoe-jd
      @Johndoe-jd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      He said *nooo* *naughty* *stop it* *no* * NOOO*
      I actually can’t find which stream this is so good luck trying to find out yourself

    • @michaelburke9137
      @michaelburke9137 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@Johndoe-jd Twitch streams get deleted after two weeks, it's gone.

    • @inkwellplays3910
      @inkwellplays3910 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I seriously want to hear the full uncensored version of this I’d probably die laughing

    • @andreacusack1105
      @andreacusack1105 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Only anybody who watched this stream live shall provide the answers…

  • @Jchmcom
    @Jchmcom ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I come back to this video every couple of months because it makes me laugh so much. Laughing is far and few between these days to me. Thanks Soviet.

  • @decaff__6866
    @decaff__6866 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8751

    I want an uncensored version of the "don't be racist" segment

    • @plamtree6852
      @plamtree6852 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1681

      I consent the uncensored-ing of the segment, am asian

    • @decaff__6866
      @decaff__6866 4 ปีที่แล้ว +733

      @@plamtree6852 THANK YOU, YOU BEAUTIFUL (WO)MAN

    • @plamtree6852
      @plamtree6852 4 ปีที่แล้ว +291

      decaf Raids man

    • @decaff__6866
      @decaff__6866 4 ปีที่แล้ว +188

      @@plamtree6852 ah ok sir

    • @plamtree6852
      @plamtree6852 4 ปีที่แล้ว +209

      decaf Raids no problem dud

  • @archmagosdeciuskronen1501
    @archmagosdeciuskronen1501 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2696

    "Hearts and minds"?
    I learned from Master Cyanide, "They will still have Hearts and Minds, they'll just be splattered all over the wall!"

    • @theandrzej2890
      @theandrzej2890 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I remember that

    • @afonso7946
      @afonso7946 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      2 bullets to the heart and 1 to the mind

    • @abramo7700
      @abramo7700 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Everybody gangsta till ZF gets a flamethrower and some explosives

    • @lucaockert3030
      @lucaockert3030 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The good old arma 3 times

    • @97antiv
      @97antiv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      and thats why in my clan im banned from being CAS

  • @DaroGonzalez
    @DaroGonzalez ปีที่แล้ว +9

    8:25 We can say now you're right

  • @edmundr34
    @edmundr34 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Personally, I think Soviet should do a perfectly timed cut off scream vid.

  • @jasperdong773
    @jasperdong773 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5595

    “Nixon’s policy of containment”
    Truman actually started the whole containment thing
    im fun at parties

    • @jamesmccann5644
      @jamesmccann5644 4 ปีที่แล้ว +409

      Nnnnnnnneeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrddddddddd

    • @Tigershark_3082
      @Tigershark_3082 4 ปีที่แล้ว +174

      Then there's me over here, virtually memorizing an entire manual on the F-105 Thunderchief...

    • @DarkenedDawn
      @DarkenedDawn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      I like you

    • @justanotherdayattheoffice7423
      @justanotherdayattheoffice7423 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Can i come to the parties you go to? 😂

    • @ryanjapan3113
      @ryanjapan3113 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Can I hang out with you?

  • @SRVideoGame
    @SRVideoGame 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2155

    10 minutes of intense war gameplay
    how many people does soviet kill?
    2

    • @commodusgenesis4759
      @commodusgenesis4759 5 ปีที่แล้ว +202

      Chapaa actually 4 including 2 of his own teammates

    • @Ansai563
      @Ansai563 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Darklordgaming64 actually I think it was 5

    • @EvelynDayless
      @EvelynDayless 5 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      In war someone has to do the killing and someone else has to do the dying.

    • @AquariumRick
      @AquariumRick 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      8 total

    • @HeadfortheHillsInc
      @HeadfortheHillsInc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Remember “An officer does not necessarily take part in the fighting” - either one of the Arma or CSGO bullshittery

  • @greeninferno1339
    @greeninferno1339 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    One of the hardest times I’ve laughed: thanks Wimbledon, I needed it

  • @sympatheticcannibal5512
    @sympatheticcannibal5512 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love these videos, I don't know how many times I've rewatched these

  • @tylan129
    @tylan129 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2736

    Soviet's friend: blown into chunks
    Soviet: hahahahaha
    Random enemy:leg bends wrong way
    Soviet:aaaaaaaahhhhhhh

    • @House_of_Caine
      @House_of_Caine 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Well, you can sort of imagine the Far Cry finger or that Vietnam Knee thing happening to you, blown into pieces is a bit over the top, no?

    • @tylan129
      @tylan129 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@House_of_Caine not if an explosive goes off right in front of you it's not, but I get where you're coming from

    • @ls200076
      @ls200076 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@House_of_Caine explosion

    • @louisbaker4362
      @louisbaker4362 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      If you're blown to a million pieces I'm sure you wouldn't be in a position to be bothered about it. Having your leg bent the wrong way though! XD

    • @House_of_Caine
      @House_of_Caine 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@louisbaker4362 This^ a perfect way of putting it.

  • @BeachSalad
    @BeachSalad 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4985

    See you in 5 months Womble.

    • @viscardzoom
      @viscardzoom 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Exactly

    • @rexlexcm7249
      @rexlexcm7249 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Lol pretty much right

    • @blitzcon9088
      @blitzcon9088 5 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      Or a year if he's not out banging cyanide's girlfriend

    • @ninadjoshi3769
      @ninadjoshi3769 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@blitzcon9088 who is Cyanide's cousin

    • @blitzcon9088
      @blitzcon9088 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@ninadjoshi3769 cowasutra

  • @Horokiwibirb
    @Horokiwibirb 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    2:43 shit, shit shit shit shit shit shit shit.... MR SANDMAAAAN BRING ME A DREAAAM

  • @AJDaniels5298
    @AJDaniels5298 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    1:20 With which I can WERF FLAMMEN. This shit still keeps me up at night wheezing.

  • @theSILKROAD210
    @theSILKROAD210 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1577

    icewallowcome. ladies and gentlemen, we got him!

    • @twiggs4983
      @twiggs4983 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I can imagine the music playing in my head right now

    • @ShishouDzukiZaManako
      @ShishouDzukiZaManako 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      thats racist to the french or something XD

    • @WolfRebel
      @WolfRebel 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      When I saw it pop up in the video I was like “no please no he didn’t-“ and then my face hit my keyboard

    • @BlinkyBlonkmw2
      @BlinkyBlonkmw2 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@twiggs4983 I was lead astray, the day you walked away

    • @theSILKROAD210
      @theSILKROAD210 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Zacharie Boivin Thank you.

  • @davecrupel2817
    @davecrupel2817 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3157

    4:33 follow this at 60fps at 0.25x speed.
    You'll see that Soviet does not miss a beat here.
    Stuff like that shows how his efforts to not take shortcuts while editing pays off!

    • @TheGuardDuck
      @TheGuardDuck 3 ปีที่แล้ว +161

      Quantum ladder.

    • @AllCentaur
      @AllCentaur 3 ปีที่แล้ว +146

      That looks frame by frame!

    • @davecrupel2817
      @davecrupel2817 3 ปีที่แล้ว +371

      @@AllCentaur It is indeed editeed *frame by frame.*
      Which is a big contributor to why he takes so long per upload.
      But, as i said, it pays off.
      Ive been watching Womble's uploads over and over for the last 4 years. Still entertaining and funny and the edits never cease to amaze. :)

    • @simonmailhot-hebert4779
      @simonmailhot-hebert4779 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      @@davecrupel2817 I'd like to argue that his edits are only getting better and better !

    • @branchy2279
      @branchy2279 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@davecrupel2817 no. He just tracked the guy I doubt he did it frame by frame

  • @sammyule
    @sammyule 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I've been watching this video for years, I know ever moment, every word, and I still laugh. It's one of the very few pieces of media that I can watch every few months.

  • @Brett_is_Veng
    @Brett_is_Veng 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    i love the racism bell and the commentary and the humour and espcially the animation notes that get attached everywhere *pew* etc. Amazing. I love these vids

  • @MrMochi-nl1zb
    @MrMochi-nl1zb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7720

    As a Japanese man, I question the legitimacy of Ho Chi Minh creating my insta noodle.
    But we got nuked twice. Course we had to outsource.

    • @Willlive032
      @Willlive032 4 ปีที่แล้ว +442

      As an American idk what to say honestly except **slurps instant noodle**

    • @fulcrum2951
      @fulcrum2951 4 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      I just...
      I don't even

    • @noahbasara8529
      @noahbasara8529 4 ปีที่แล้ว +149

      I...I...I got nothin but a slow clap and a bravo

    • @user-op6rh4mp9b
      @user-op6rh4mp9b 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      ラーメン!

    • @notunique1288
      @notunique1288 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@user-op6rh4mp9b nice

  • @Cherry-qh9hi
    @Cherry-qh9hi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +398

    "Hitler's a friend" -SovietWomble, 2015, Random Rust Bullshittery (part2)

    • @milesbailor5019
      @milesbailor5019 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      oh look a sweet Cherry

    • @treybirdo7223
      @treybirdo7223 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@milesbailor5019 eat it lol

    • @milesbailor5019
      @milesbailor5019 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      darkfox slayer i will eat that Sweet Cheery......
      gladly

  • @RelentlessRDS
    @RelentlessRDS 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The way Soviet's voice cracks while saying "You fuckers are doing this on purpose" cracks me up

  • @cocoanutz4it548
    @cocoanutz4it548 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Four years later and I still want to know what was said that was so bad that it had to be censored yet the word c**t wasn’t 😂

    • @helluvafan247
      @helluvafan247 ปีที่แล้ว

      Who doesn't lol

    • @helluvafan247
      @helluvafan247 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm surprised that sh£t isn't sensored yet

  • @tkb667
    @tkb667 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5235

    We need an uncensored version of this.

    • @TheTundraTerror
      @TheTundraTerror 5 ปีที่แล้ว +710

      @@millerwhale Funny how you felt the need to censor the one against blacks but not the one against Jews. Hmm.

    • @doughboyjimmy4644
      @doughboyjimmy4644 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      No we dont

    • @GlytcheD
      @GlytcheD 5 ปีที่แล้ว +377

      @@adrianb5352 noooo, that's for hispanics/latinos. Get your racism right!

    • @hhohbeta3346
      @hhohbeta3346 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@adrianb5352 that's mexicans

    • @adrianb5352
      @adrianb5352 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@hhohbeta3346 and who are the gypsies ?

  • @FokkerBoombass
    @FokkerBoombass 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4753

    Womble: Breaks out the "no racism" bell.
    Also Womble: Makes fun of three Asian countries simultaneously at 1:35

    • @filmandfirearms
      @filmandfirearms 5 ปีที่แล้ว +421

      @@rememberwhendubstepwasstil1421 OK, calm the fuck down. You do realize that technology like paper and gunpowder comes from China, and that folded steel, which is a big part of why we can build the buildings we can, comes from Japan?

    • @str_brst8979
      @str_brst8979 5 ปีที่แล้ว +229

      @@rememberwhendubstepwasstil1421 oi you better calm down before i call the shogun on you

    • @direhunter7045
      @direhunter7045 5 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      @@str_brst8979 dont! he wir be a disgrace to his FamiRy

    • @str_brst8979
      @str_brst8979 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@direhunter7045 who? The shogun?
      EDIT: ror that engrish is awesome

    • @direhunter7045
      @direhunter7045 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @@str_brst8979 if you report him to the shogun
      You wir give disgrace to his famiry
      And he wir have to regain his honor
      Note: this is both racist and fun

  • @Steel_
    @Steel_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I keep coming back to this video because of the absolutely beautiful animation(?) Of Quebec freaking out at various things.

  • @discolizard712
    @discolizard712 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    oh my god, the animated story tellings, i've never wheezed so much :'D love it

  • @brasilball353
    @brasilball353 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1354

    Rising Storm 2: Nevil's Homeland

    • @vneezy
      @vneezy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +189

      That's offensive to vietnamese people, they can actually speak at least one language

    • @checkenginelight6681
      @checkenginelight6681 5 ปีที่แล้ว +127

      Fargh ythou

    • @TheLastPwnr
      @TheLastPwnr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      (*racist bell*)

    • @antitroller101
      @antitroller101 5 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      "Broken Arrow" - US military code
      "Broken English" - ZF Clan code
      Either way they are in a screw position and need help

    • @bartoszlasota6547
      @bartoszlasota6547 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      His name is not Nevil you bith

  • @sandypratama5485
    @sandypratama5485 5 ปีที่แล้ว +382

    No incessant use of "Fortunate Son"
    3 outta 10
    -IGN

    • @oddacity5883
      @oddacity5883 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      The kinds of people who work there are just flamboyant fuckboys

  • @diogenescasares4294
    @diogenescasares4294 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Currently watching this three scoops into preworkout that I put in dry god bless your comedy keeping me alive

  • @thunderce1004
    @thunderce1004 ปีที่แล้ว

    I dunno why but the animations for all the weird screams and shouts make it all so much better

  • @priyathamu5560
    @priyathamu5560 5 ปีที่แล้ว +731

    That bell would be broken if Cyanide was here

    • @Mis7erSeven
      @Mis7erSeven 5 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      Maybe he was here but you couln't hear him over the sound of the bell (and the flamethrower).

    • @CrusnikVideo
      @CrusnikVideo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      He's a minority, he can't be racist.

    • @hervisdaubeny2644
      @hervisdaubeny2644 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      where is he tho

    • @jimmypratt
      @jimmypratt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The only reason he isn’t is because the bells made out of his bones

    • @matheusdiefenthaeler5342
      @matheusdiefenthaeler5342 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jimmypratt bones are not supposed to make that sound...

  • @ifreet9058
    @ifreet9058 5 ปีที่แล้ว +468

    Womble: "DoNT Be RAciSt"
    Literally less then 2 minutes in
    "KONICHIWAA"

    • @btfo420
      @btfo420 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I lol’d so hard as a Vietnamese. Well fucking done Soviet.

    • @Dusse200
      @Dusse200 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Theres literally nothing racist about that, lol.

    • @imyou751
      @imyou751 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      So..its racist to say "hello" in another lenguage? XD

    • @Masakino001
      @Masakino001 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      im you Pretty sure he means since “konnichiha” is Japanese and not viet

    • @btfo420
      @btfo420 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      BlackTT well shit is, Vietnamese “hello” is not “Konnichiwa”

  • @theloreoverseer7106
    @theloreoverseer7106 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    6:04 that joke aged well.

    • @antiluckwk
      @antiluckwk ปีที่แล้ว

      Cod cold war, or something else?

  • @svrl5840
    @svrl5840 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    "Welcome to the vietnam war, dont be racists" it's like, welcome to germany dont invade france

  • @theresnocoolusername
    @theresnocoolusername 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2893

    enjoy the instant noodles my friends

  • @Dinklebean
    @Dinklebean 5 ปีที่แล้ว +322

    Still washing those stains of Digby out of my clothes...
    The clothes, at least, I can get new ones...
    But the PTSD will never go away.

    • @SovietWomble
      @SovietWomble  5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Digby will always be with us in spirit. And in our hair until we can wash him out.

    • @DigbyTathamWarterZF
      @DigbyTathamWarterZF 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      REMEMBER ME!

    • @spikeydapikey1483
      @spikeydapikey1483 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Poor chap went to pieces.

    • @Eriksjostrom
      @Eriksjostrom 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You must be completely beside yourself. Just like most of Digby is by now.

    • @rierku
      @rierku 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I get the feeling Digby didn't quite get the memo about how this whole "covering your squad" business is done properly...
      Well, now he covers everything...

  • @jonathanasdell9310
    @jonathanasdell9310 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This was one of my favorite games for the overall combat feel of chaos and loud noises

  • @ajbolt7
    @ajbolt7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The racist bell constantly ringing was glorious

  • @warspite908
    @warspite908 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2682

    "Please don't be racist"
    -SovietWomble
    "The man who invented the instant noodle. konnichiwa."
    -SovietWomble

    • @Theathe-fm2xl
      @Theathe-fm2xl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Warspite, ITS NOT RACIST

    • @warspite908
      @warspite908 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Theathe-fm2xl ok buddy

    • @meart7838
      @meart7838 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      no vietnam invented instant noodle

    • @kovetimusic925
      @kovetimusic925 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      its not racist that guy invented the instant noodle

    • @warspite908
      @warspite908 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@kovetimusic925 konnichiwa is japanese

  • @Gajiggles
    @Gajiggles 5 ปีที่แล้ว +678

    *HEY JOE, I DIDN’T KNOW THE TREES SPOKE VIETNAMESE!*

  • @thepacketnarc7634
    @thepacketnarc7634 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    This video made my day. I have been so bored with gaming so I reinstalled RS:V to see if I still enjoy it. This video was incredible.

  • @SinginShooter
    @SinginShooter 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    It's weird hearing Quebec freak out after being calm in Monstrum.

  • @yo_imarat8189
    @yo_imarat8189 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2406

    “Fifty Shades of-“
    “AHHHHHH”
    Ahhh yes, I love Fifty Shades of AHHHHHHHH

    • @MonkeyDLuffy-ib8nc
      @MonkeyDLuffy-ib8nc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I cant stop laughing at it
      even when ppl mention the damed book

    • @amirg7225
      @amirg7225 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Better than the fucking book

    • @tashkent561
      @tashkent561 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      It's my favorite book, followed shortly by Lord of the UHHHHHH

    • @foldedx2
      @foldedx2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      You will never be a woman

    • @floop2957
      @floop2957 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@foldedx2 i agree

  • @rosehaley6012
    @rosehaley6012 5 ปีที่แล้ว +390

    Well, it’s been fun, see you guys in 4 months

    • @asasimpson2261
      @asasimpson2261 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ikr

    • @skysoft6996
      @skysoft6996 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ill miss you

    • @michaelmcaleese5039
      @michaelmcaleese5039 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Apparently he's got about ten of these lined up ready to go. Videos I mean, not necessarily all Rising Storm 2.

    • @Unclear4
      @Unclear4 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@michaelmcaleese5039 what's he holding the back for?

    • @tramachi7027
      @tramachi7027 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      maybe spacing them out to gain the maximum amount of views, etc.
      But honestly if Soviet would like release like 10 Videos each 10-20 mins I would binge watch them all in one go xD

  • @Raigoth
    @Raigoth 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    That compilation of Quebec sounds cracks me up every time.

  • @davidt1d
    @davidt1d ปีที่แล้ว +8

    5:57 there is a general named he ping

  • @PapaBoohisski
    @PapaBoohisski 5 ปีที่แล้ว +561

    I lost it at "Very Censored" followed straight away by "Cunts". This is ironically brilliant Womble

    • @Eriksjostrom
      @Eriksjostrom 5 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      *Bleep* *Bleep* *Bleep* CUNTS! *Bleep* This must be how Australian daytime television is censored.

    • @jwinter7480
      @jwinter7480 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Erik Sjöström as an Aussie I can confirm this

    • @jackbartlett5840
      @jackbartlett5840 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I lost it at the autistic screaming

    • @Dourkan
      @Dourkan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Eriksjostrom this fucking killed me, real straya HAHAHAHAHA

    • @evanhendrie9093
      @evanhendrie9093 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm just curious what he was bleeping out if he left that in?

  • @randomman1000tweeny1
    @randomman1000tweeny1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +227

    Soviet womble: 05:32 - "you can't say that, that's racist"
    Also Soviet womble: 01:35 - "Ho Chi Minh, the man who invented the instant noodle. Konichiwa"

  • @ItsReallyDavid
    @ItsReallyDavid ปีที่แล้ว +45

    I wonder if Soviet ever realized he was classically conditioning his friends to be racist by using the bell and his reaction as a reward

  • @kestalos1050
    @kestalos1050 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I think the best part of this is that it took nearly 8 minutes to see any footage of Soviet actually shooting an enemy.

  • @Slavesforsale1
    @Slavesforsale1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +534

    Quebec playing a horror game? Walk in the park listening to lofi.
    Quebec experiencing the Vietnam War? A walk though Syria listening to the screams of his dead parents.

    • @fds7476
      @fds7476 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      The screams of his dead parents...
      Now that's ehat I would call a temporal anomaly.

  • @Hekkle01
    @Hekkle01 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1793

    I have my flammenwerfer, with which I can werf flammen

    • @neroblack2704
      @neroblack2704 4 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      "THE HILLS ARE ALIVE, WITH THE SOUND OF *FFFFFFFSSSSSSHHHHHHH*"

    • @cypresswillow2591
      @cypresswillow2591 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I think he's as funny as Cyanide....

    • @DieBubbiesPlays
      @DieBubbiesPlays 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Ich werfe benzin

    • @pasijutaulietuviuesas9174
      @pasijutaulietuviuesas9174 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@cypresswillow2591 Funnier. Cyanide is not funny.

    • @PLAYCOREE
      @PLAYCOREE 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@DieBubbiesPlays tu es nicht

  • @sp3ct3rgaming46
    @sp3ct3rgaming46 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Soviet at 9:50 "some guy called The Punisher just wiped the entire squad"
    Frank Castle: *YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT...*

  • @Raigoth
    @Raigoth 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Quebec's random noises are honestly the best part of the video.

  • @KnightRider378
    @KnightRider378 5 ปีที่แล้ว +265

    If you notice, The Punisher’s name was in blue, meaning he was on their team when he killed them. The entire US advance was halted because of a single friendly fire accident wiping out half a dozen men on the bridge.

    • @drewhinds4439
      @drewhinds4439 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Welcome to Rising Storm ahaha. In red orchestra one the biggest weakness of the German faction was dead nades as the pin is pulled when you throw the nade, so if you die in the throwing animation you drop a live nade and potentially could kill half your team, which I have seen.

    • @KnightRider378
      @KnightRider378 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Oh lord, I remember that.

    • @lewhanwen4302
      @lewhanwen4302 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      And even better, THAT'S the name of a Marvel character, real name Frank Castle, who was initially portrayed as a veteran of the Vietnam War.
      A hardened soldier to the end, he takes no prisoners and is precise as all hell...
      which makes this incident all the more funnier because this pretty much means Frank just blew up a couple of his own countrymen.
      *Accidentally.*
      *HE DOES NOT ACCIDENTALLY KILL HIS OWN COMRADES.*

    • @thenightwarriorgaming4276
      @thenightwarriorgaming4276 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I had a CO that called artillery on a point as we had basically the whole team on the point. He won the game for the opposing team

    • @maxaudet5177
      @maxaudet5177 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@thenightwarriorgaming4276 "Life is good" Quebec's rampage

  • @mistabonge
    @mistabonge 5 ปีที่แล้ว +348

    “Welcome to the Vietnam war, please don’t be racist.”
    “JOE SMELLS SOME NAPALM

  • @horndogfred5246
    @horndogfred5246 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This will always be my favorite video that Soviet has put out. From the racist bell to Quebec and his weird sounds

  • @pieguy212341
    @pieguy212341 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    0:30 ok I like this video but this part pisses me off
    1. It was President Truman’s policy of containment
    2. Eisenhower was president when US troops entered Vietnam
    3.)It was The fear of the domino effect not containment that got the US involved
    4.) Nixon pulled Troops OUT of Vietnam during his presidency
    Sorry if this seems nit-picky and it’s probably part of the joke but I just needed this out of my system