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  • @CaptainRhodor
    @CaptainRhodor 2 ปีที่แล้ว +700

    Never say "I'm bored" within earshot of an officer XD

    • @jumapl9706
      @jumapl9706 2 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      Works for parents, boss and teacher too

    • @warrocketajax373
      @warrocketajax373 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Or a Staff NCO lol.

    • @minsh5675
      @minsh5675 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/SMl5dfl3fEI/w-d-xo.html

    • @Real_Mick3y6
      @Real_Mick3y6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Works both in real life and in video games

    • @aronmarkovits5396
      @aronmarkovits5396 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Which would be 150kms

  • @Angrynood
    @Angrynood 2 ปีที่แล้ว +806

    Good to see the lads mess around in hiking simulator.

    • @hanssteiner4315
      @hanssteiner4315 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      It might be your attention span acting up. Play Dayz for walking simulator.

    • @StayProteus
      @StayProteus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      2042 is the real hiking simulator lol

    • @Acrophobia2
      @Acrophobia2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Arma is cardio simulator

    • @thekillerkreeper3046
      @thekillerkreeper3046 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      This is probably lower on the list for walking simulator. Try Bohemias games

    • @97MrBlues
      @97MrBlues 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Only because you the new players are retarded, learn how to build habs.

  • @A1isway2trappy
    @A1isway2trappy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +977

    yes finally some squad nano has come back to his roots its nice seeing my baby go so far and then come back to were he started proving that he cant learn a thing good job my son i love you p.s make more squad videos

    • @Dayrell-sr9tj
      @Dayrell-sr9tj 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yes, please let this happen TH-cam God. If you pray to TH-cam God, then sometimes good things happen.

    • @norman2.0
      @norman2.0 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      What else would he play? Vanguard? Battlefield 2042?😂

    • @cameroncrider6970
      @cameroncrider6970 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@norman2.0 any vr game lol.

    • @yeoshenghong4802
      @yeoshenghong4802 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Inside is safe outside is not Nano quote 2022

    • @A1isway2trappy
      @A1isway2trappy 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@cameroncrider6970 vr squad

  • @thangthang1555
    @thangthang1555 2 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    1:30 he must’ve gotten that critical damage, that’s the only way he could’ve knifed that APC 😂

    • @matthewsavino7845
      @matthewsavino7845 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      keep thinking that'd make for an awesome modern-day type of Dark Souls game. You're a lost soldier with your issued knife and the boss battles are like tanks and BTRs'

  • @syahmizaidi9600
    @syahmizaidi9600 2 ปีที่แล้ว +241

    Nano is the definition of ¨ Ignore experience , observe humor ¨,
    We need to be like him...guys :)

  • @fatalerror5278
    @fatalerror5278 2 ปีที่แล้ว +170

    Squad videos are literally my favorite content on this channel.

    • @HanSolo__
      @HanSolo__ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      By far! 😄

  • @vyshtoandeddu1662
    @vyshtoandeddu1662 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    4:28 Borat joins the military for his new movie

  • @sarbbarn6407
    @sarbbarn6407 2 ปีที่แล้ว +789

    I could imagine Nano in Ukraine:
    “Dude, look at those bombs hit man. Bunch of idiots, dude.”

  • @ItsVee2005
    @ItsVee2005 2 ปีที่แล้ว +282

    this is a certified hood classic.

  • @unfazer-v2260
    @unfazer-v2260 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    11:50 crazy ! To think I started the game because of you 4 years ago... You really deserve a place there !

  • @KILLERDEVIL13
    @KILLERDEVIL13 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Soldier Nano on WW3 battlefront:
    *Use* *german* *school* *lessons* *in* *the* *middle* *of* *mortar* *attacks* *while* *chads* *are* *bleeding* *out*

  • @Hughhefber
    @Hughhefber 2 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    Nano: you might get hit by a tow
    Proceeds to immediately get blown up by a tow

  • @trollgartick
    @trollgartick 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    9:48 imagine just watching some shit in the rooftop and then instantly get shoot multiple times by three machine guns

  • @mynameis_________5875
    @mynameis_________5875 2 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    Nano does the best commentary always makes this really fun to watch

    • @user-su9fh6ct4d
      @user-su9fh6ct4d 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      A good game makes watching anyone play enjoyable. A good player makes watching any game enjoyable. Nano is a treasure.

    • @mynameis_________5875
      @mynameis_________5875 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@user-su9fh6ct4d agreed, couldn’t argue with that

  • @rezhaputraramadhan4785
    @rezhaputraramadhan4785 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    5:43 "switching to your pistol is always faster than reloading". Well is safe you life bro...

  • @S0D4can
    @S0D4can 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    4:16
    "Do you see this mine? Do you see it?"
    "No,it's weird"
    "Exactly,it's perfect"

  • @aheccingdegenerate3859
    @aheccingdegenerate3859 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    2:04 Best moment of the whole video

  • @wildwaters8348
    @wildwaters8348 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    „Note: my German is really bad“
    As a German, I give you the stamp of approval. Your pronunciation is better than a lot of the shit I‘ve had to sit through on this platform

  • @alienlobsteroo4882
    @alienlobsteroo4882 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Don't apologize for edgy jokes, it makes them cringe. People either get it or they don't. Plus a joke is meant to ridicule awful stuff in order to ease the minds of the ones telling it. That's the nature of jokes, the more you (>actually

  • @Atomicarz
    @Atomicarz ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Girls: "Why do we live longer than boys?"
    Boys: 2:10

  • @DAA-in3jl
    @DAA-in3jl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    7:00 “playing this game at like 100 volume is”
    “Deez nut”

  • @fireheartclan
    @fireheartclan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I love watching Nano’s videos on squad because he finds people who actually banter.
    Mostly just get blank stares when I try to joke or make a comment on something.

  • @DerpyTurtle0762
    @DerpyTurtle0762 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    New Nano Squad video? Hell yeah!

  • @alexanderartemchuk2556
    @alexanderartemchuk2556 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    i am your fan from Ukraine, and i say that humor really helps to go troth bad events, so dont worry man, appreciate your work =)

  • @elbeto191291
    @elbeto191291 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Love to see you back in Squad Nano. War, war never changes, does it?

  • @FluxNoise
    @FluxNoise 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I'm so happy to see a new squad video from you, please never stop!

  • @hunormagyar1843
    @hunormagyar1843 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    0:32 is the most relatable sht an Arma player hears the entire video

  • @syahrilmakita3201
    @syahrilmakita3201 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    5:45 he listened to Gaz while in station one. The dead man is proud of you nano

  • @DogeChannel_gaming
    @DogeChannel_gaming 2 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    Thank you from Ukraine, that was a nice joke about farmers and 15 ticket vehicle😂

    • @Nanoytgaming
      @Nanoytgaming  2 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      Glad you liked it!
      I hope everyone you know is safe.

    • @zcarcollerotez8121
      @zcarcollerotez8121 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ukraine doesnt exist, its Russia now

  • @YXyy-oj5wi
    @YXyy-oj5wi 15 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Just realized this video is 2 Years old. I really forgot how long this war is around. What a time to be alive.

  • @xgraron7923
    @xgraron7923 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Good video, would watch again,
    Achievements gained: Daddy, Master Baiter, Meeediiic!

  • @yaboi5011
    @yaboi5011 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    12:40 when it cuts to the bodies is like that one mission in MW3 where your in berlin and you find a squad that died to their heli being shot down if you know what I mean. It's in Act 3, where you find the Russian presidents daughter

  • @KyZhar
    @KyZhar 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Oh! Here comes the Helicopter"
    ...
    ...
    "Oh! There goes the Helicopter"
    Squad in a Nutshell

  • @chucknorris8219
    @chucknorris8219 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The amogus guy sounds french. He is the imposter!

  • @walker5100
    @walker5100 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Famous last words: 1, 2, 3, lets go!

  • @DigitalDeath88
    @DigitalDeath88 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    11:38 Top 10 anime betrayals.

  • @Smurfman256
    @Smurfman256 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    9:42 That, right there, is probably pretty close to what D-Day sounded like.

  • @NahdEveng00d
    @NahdEveng00d 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    How did u survive that!? Hides behind a rock. Got chills at that moment for some reason. 😆🤣. Good job Nano.

  • @kingofgames259
    @kingofgames259 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I appreciate the time stamps on this vid Nano.

  • @sixhawks
    @sixhawks 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I like the bits were the guys are all in the back of a truck talking some random crap. Makes my day.

  • @ed_tigger69
    @ed_tigger69 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Fucking Ronaldo its the best" , bro im portuguese and i laugh soo hard when Nano said that

  • @pizzaheister13
    @pizzaheister13 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    0:55 ronaldo in alternate universe

  • @lennyreynoso9564
    @lennyreynoso9564 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Idk what I thought would happen with the mortar but it was hilarious

  • @shadow1181
    @shadow1181 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    9:53 that man is never peaking agin in his life

  • @orphanchopshop6537
    @orphanchopshop6537 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Tinnitus Simulator" jokes on you, I already HAVE Tinnitus!

  • @predatorjunglehunter7332
    @predatorjunglehunter7332 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    9:44 the peak example of suppresive fire

  • @DrakoNightshade
    @DrakoNightshade 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    That Arma joke hits home so hard 🤣

  • @raimundoalaniz4111
    @raimundoalaniz4111 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Love the videos nano! Thank you. I've never even played these games haha!

  • @pensive7270
    @pensive7270 ปีที่แล้ว

    8:24 "It's a fuckign striker, he can't do shit to us"
    Striker with 105 autoloader unmaned turret is very... displeased.

  • @VON_WA
    @VON_WA 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Jesus christ when did nano get 900k subs? I never realized it. Started watching since sept 2017, awesome to see how big your channel have grown. Congrats!

  • @kierandonahey
    @kierandonahey ปีที่แล้ว

    4:30 Don't you just love the sound of a GAU 8

  • @albinadolfsson296
    @albinadolfsson296 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    1:27 POV of the gatekeeper after you defeat Godrick

  • @Arty014
    @Arty014 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I was today years old when I realized the heartless who runned me over was actually Nano LOL

  • @eighty_28
    @eighty_28 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Hello from Ukraine, thanks for your content and support, even in the form of a joke about a farmer, its really funny😂

  • @specialed3625
    @specialed3625 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    "You will Be a master baiter" holy sht bro good comedy

  • @TheShalomstead
    @TheShalomstead 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Love the squad content, I’m happy to see something fresh

  • @voidcrit4312
    @voidcrit4312 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I forgot how loud games and videos can be after downloading sound lock and not worrying about getting more hearing damage ahaha definitely a must caps audio without any cutting or loss

  • @shivas3003
    @shivas3003 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    To me , 11:53 is the funnyest moment of the vidz, when the guy pull the grenade and that cut .... ^___^

  • @kabofps1823
    @kabofps1823 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    We miss you Nano long time man long time

  • @Mystic-Midnight
    @Mystic-Midnight 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I loved that Hedge fund clip lmao

  • @georgestfd7148
    @georgestfd7148 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    One of the few 'gaming' channels that I like.

  • @boris3313
    @boris3313 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Lol I was the driver of that Stryker at 1:30

  • @Otterdisappointment
    @Otterdisappointment 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The joke about Russian rockets doesn’t even work because they’re infamous for being unstable and inaccurate; not that they don’t actually hit things and people

  • @discomoose
    @discomoose 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Nano, where do you find these Squad servers where people actually use voice communication?

  • @bravo9890
    @bravo9890 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I lost it at tinnitus simulator! Lmao I served and that's accurate af 🤣

  • @ThayneTheTravler
    @ThayneTheTravler 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Look out, that's gonna be full of them"
    Instantly gets shot at
    After one shot, I got an ad

  • @truegamerunknown3052
    @truegamerunknown3052 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Lights out" , I always wanted to say that😂❤

  • @MajProblem09
    @MajProblem09 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    5:45
    This is what brain damage sounds like

  • @rodrigosoares8858
    @rodrigosoares8858 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    10:58 comedy is the best coping mechanism

  • @Eduardogiven
    @Eduardogiven 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    That detroid joke was the best! xD

  • @spencerhayes4213
    @spencerhayes4213 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I never realized that squad swapped what side the wheel was on for their European players.

  • @gamiron9952
    @gamiron9952 ปีที่แล้ว

    Legend has it that shoppingjam still search for jam till this day

  • @CoolBluBoi
    @CoolBluBoi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    7:35 Canadian Bias

  • @not4reasons847
    @not4reasons847 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    What crazy is, I'm pretty sure I played with the same Uzi that was at 9:20 in a few games today. So bro is still playing squad 2 years and some change later.

  • @llvm4341
    @llvm4341 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The man who says Boy’s that’s science
    I’m sure he is a German

    • @matzepatz
      @matzepatz 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes I heard he is :)

  • @WilczycaCzarownica
    @WilczycaCzarownica ปีที่แล้ว +1

    8:06 That was so funny. XD

  • @ariwahyu4670
    @ariwahyu4670 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    0:23 after he say that
    TOW!

  • @Traxzeroar
    @Traxzeroar 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Best video to watch on my birthday❤️ love your content man, keep it up

  • @DrDeadleg
    @DrDeadleg ปีที่แล้ว +1

    1:57 - 2:15 I present to you "Jackass-Squad edition".

  • @michaelmatter2630
    @michaelmatter2630 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    9:43
    Thats what i call "suppressive fire".

  • @Rusty367
    @Rusty367 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    *Nano at a Complete Disadvantage
    "Yea B#tch, you Better Leave before I get Mad" 🤣 the Audacity 🤣

  • @ThE_wEiRd_KiD229
    @ThE_wEiRd_KiD229 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Ah yes, Nano. My brain now hurts

  • @alvinoflys7504
    @alvinoflys7504 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    It's all fun and games until the dirt on your screen starts speaking SWA-SWA-SWA-SWA-SWA

  • @royalknight4847
    @royalknight4847 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The "Thats science" is definetly german.

    • @matzepatz
      @matzepatz 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hmm 🤔

  • @idunno...2179
    @idunno...2179 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    YES MORE SQUAD!

  • @aVeryFatRat
    @aVeryFatRat 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    i hope u reach 1 mil subs by may. keepup the series

  • @keeganstcroix6865
    @keeganstcroix6865 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    0:30 MY FELLOW GOAT NEWFIESNIPER dudes chill asl played wit him a few months ago

  • @wentarline
    @wentarline 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I barely discovered you 3 days ago but I’ve almost watched all your videos, love you nano

  • @enoughofyourkoicarp
    @enoughofyourkoicarp 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    12:12 Hallelujah it's raining men...

  • @zpedxvoodoo3681
    @zpedxvoodoo3681 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    That’s what you guys were doing on that goose bay match, fucking off in a shack 😂. I was wondering while I was commanding that match. Anyways thanks for being my inspiration to get this game. Love the content and I was so glad I got to bump into you actually playing. Best of luck!

  • @Coyote_Man
    @Coyote_Man 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Babe, wake up, new Nano video.

  • @jasondavis9784
    @jasondavis9784 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Where's your papers? No papers? Hmmm... Sounds like one of ours, you can go... BAHAHAHAAAA

  • @Lime-.
    @Lime-. 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    FINALLY ! bro this is what I subscribed for

  • @arandomyoutuber6634
    @arandomyoutuber6634 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Girls: Isn't it strange how we live longer than boys
    Boys: 2:11

  • @alexandre526
    @alexandre526 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The mortar thing literally is why men live shorter

  • @aaronbaskerville8261
    @aaronbaskerville8261 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I am being chased by the (a) warrior part had me dying quietly in laughter

  • @sonnny1357
    @sonnny1357 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    you have also got the extra package of PTSD with the hearing loss buy now get one free

  • @GhosthoundYT
    @GhosthoundYT 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    If you dial in your Iron sight to 600m, it will work like a mortar... just put a mark on it, dial it, and let loose a magazine

  • @xserriuss
    @xserriuss ปีที่แล้ว +1

    3:59 every war thunder player ever

  • @maxh1656
    @maxh1656 ปีที่แล้ว

    He said Max and I suddenly paid more attention to the room, because I thought someone said my name lol