Random Arma Bullshittery (part 7)
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 31 ม.ค. 2017
- Arma 3 group we're playing with - www.fuckknows.eu/forums/
Streaming at - / sovietwomble
Patreon page - / sovietwomble
Twitter - / sovietwomble
Sources:
0:44 - Kenny Loggins - Danger Zone
2:43 - Tropico 1 Soundtrack
8:11 - Assorted thumbnails from TH-cam. Numerous channels.
10:25 - Monty Python and the Holy Grail
10:46 - Indiana Jones Theme, John Williams - เกม
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Civilians in the area
"I think the way you pronounce that is acceptable casualties."
- Cyanide 2017
ISIS 2017*
USA 2017*
Does any one know what server he plays on??
the US air force, Danger Zone, and Acceptable Casualties
#FIXCSGO
cyanide is a friend you don't initially want but realize you need later
Lindy Tan not the hero we deserve but the hero we need
Well, I definitely need you as a friend
biiig oof ^
@@amrinderbrar3834 tharak intensifies.
@@themonk4656 🤤🤤
6:15 that "cyaniDE, CYANIDE" in the distance killed me
Same here
I know 🤣. You can hear him stumbling to get back to the computer
6:21 It killed that guy, too.
"Theres civilians in the village"
Cyanide: "I think the way you pronounce that is *ACCEPTABLE CASUALTIES*"
I approve of this idea.
Me: I think the way you pronounce that is "I want to get court martialled for the murders of non-combatants".
But, hey. It's Cyanide. Soviet might have accidentally had a village of non-combantants bombed, but I think Cyanide would've done it on purpose just because he can.
lmao fuze himself talkinh about civilian
Civilians are are renewable resource.
Just like pedestrians.
Everyone knows that.
My units quote:
“Guy1: Hey, there were a lot of soldiers in that kindergarten.
Guy2: So many in fact that we had to use white phosphorus on it.”
We were briefing a bew guy on our variant if the Geneva Convention.
I also like the idea that Cynaide was (kinda) a soldier.
"20 DOLLARS YOU BREAK MY GATE!"
*inner indian intensifies*
Love it
3:12
The best
AHHHH
I quite literally dropped my phone because I was laughing so hard XD
Womble in part 7: We’re not bombing civilians
Womble in part 8: Calls in an airstrike on a civilian village
Womble 2K18
but that guy in the blue-green shirt clearly had a weapon on him....xD
Part 10 : Womble becomes a psycho
Part 11: Womble leaves TH-cam
@Komrad Trotsky Part 13: Womble becomes an *A C C E P T A B L E C A S U A L T Y* and is killed by Cyanide
Im from Norway and the Norwegian killed me and then womble said "why is he speaking elvish?" IM DEAD
Norwegians are elves?
@@mihacimpric745 Yes Elvish is based of a mix of Norwegian Swedish and Finish, såm en norman me en utroli finnmarking dialækt so kan æ si at Norge e fette bra
Nimam blage veze kaj naj bi to pomenilo.
i thought he would trigger you enough for you to form a 2nd great heathen army and raid Brighton
?
@@sovietrav3096 also arent elves in general from nordic myths and legends
Fun thing about this video is, pewds lives in Brighton.. so does womble
1v1 when
if pewds can get legs and womble can get out of his bathroom
I thought PewDiePie was in Sweden
Sovietwomble > Pew
@@andrewpaul5150 Just cause hes Swedish doesn't mean he lives in Sweden.
@@AzuraRaijin I didn't know where he lived.at one point you live in Sweden with his girlfriend and I wasn't sure if you had moved okay?
I edited this comment so none of the replies will make sense.
Without him there will no ensured madness : )
haha nice ur famous now
Ey, don't mind that Lucas, man. That's awesome that you managed to actually be in a Womble highlight. :D Good on you.
what a butthurt
hahaha
"Were not bombing the civilians"
*NEXT BULLSHITERRY CALLS AIRSTRIKE ON VILLAGE*
Adis csa lol
Adis csa well I mean in number 8 they didn't bomb them, they kill them with idk I'm assuming an A-10 so GAU Avenger 30MM rounds. Then again is that any better?
Technically it's still an airstrike so...
AuroraxShadow but they didn't know it was civilian until they airstriked the village
but one of them had a weapon so
5:06 lmaoo that was perfect!
“What did you say? Do you have anything against Norwegians? I’m gonna fucking get you you little bitch”
last word is whore
6:53 *Deaf soldier* part just made me cackled because i'm deaf and i really find those texts REALLY amusing!!
You where very lucky when you found this channel if you truly are deaf.
The **FEEDBACK** part was an _extremely_ loud sound that theoretically (but not really) left them all deaf/HoH.
@@nibbelius7179 I honestly love this channel so much.
@@davecrupel2817 Dude. He doesnt know what loud means :(
@@zema9401 i do
I am Norwegian, when that Norwegian guy starts to talk, I fucking laughed my ass out xD
as a swede I laughed to... also help that I by default got 95% of what he said.
Me to
ZackWester can you summarize what he said for me
+EspenSD2 See....Elvish gibberish.
SovietWomble you are thinking of Finish Soviet ☺
I'm pretty sure 90% of the editing are just for the moving text
Womble, we appreciate your sacrifice
actually, premiere (which he used in this video) has an auto-tracker, so no
Clearly, it took time to decipher the 'Elvish'
auto-trackers dont always work how you want...
Mister and that auto tracker is not infallible. Plus he only used it on this video. His previous ones were all manual.
I know the previous were manual, but he was commenting about this one and this one in particular is not really manual. The Premiere/AE tracker works really well, actually, so I guess he only had to adjust a few stuff this time.
"Can you tell the flavour of the Pringles by the sound of the tube?"
"The green colored one."
Cyanide if you don't buy Pringles as a company I will make sure you never get to eat them again.
and he was right, wtf cyanide?
@Steven Xie Shit, never knew that. Where do you see the raw footage? I'm assuming you watch his stream?
@@malibogic997 there's a stream archive channel. You should check it out.
@@Tamochabee Ah, thanks for the information! I'll look into it.
11:15 Digby's evil giggle is one of the best highlights of the video
i'll be expecting another video in 2 days from now
if a video is not uploaded in two days, he will kill one kitten per hour until a video is posted. clock's ticking Soviet
Brett Collins Luka Magnotta, is that you?
i think threatening to kill cat or was it cake? wichever cute voice girl it was, would be more effective? that or macking him and cyanide immortals and locking them into a small cage for eternity.... XD
two months*
I accidentally hit a squirrel today with my car. Add that to the death toll.
3:40
I can't imagine the suffering and tears from the time it must've take to edit those bullets-words there, Jesus Christ.
lul thats not hard at all
Elias CS:GO & More yeah, actually, Premiere and After Effects makes it really easy to do that
Yeah, that took him multiple weeks.
the reaper95 and it can even follow unseeable bullet?
The Reaper95 the bullets aren't really visible so the tracker doesn't really have anything to track onto lol. Also womble did mentioned at one time in another video's comment section that he keyframes the text manually. Sometimes even doing it each frame.
10:54 This is accurate. The most powerful weapon a tank driver has at his disposal is the tank he’s driving. Anything getting hit by a seventy ton tank going twenty miles an hour is going to get severely damaged or destroyed.
soviet: "Oh shit biscuits get down"
nothing happens
soviet: "oh what"?
Mi-8: a ha now i fall *boom* got 'em
Cyan the lightest blue [gaming and random] he said was which is the german word for what
Magic!
"OH, SHIT BISCUITS!"
absolutely love that.
British last words
Right there alongside "TEA AND CRUMPETS!"
Sir devL most brittish thing to say
All that keyframing... in premiere.... dayyummmmm
Drew! Any idea what mods these are?
He made it in Vegas Pro.
You can thank me for the late reply.
Kaizato hello sir I have also replied late
@@ruanpear5220 And me :D
TurtleBurger hey man!
11:15 that's the most evil laugh ever!!!
BlackWind you haven’t heard Mark Hamill voicing Joker or me laughing.
Sounds like the laugh from Dr. Le Quack
My brain instinctively says Plankton
I feel really stupid...
At around 10:30 Womble screams "Run away, Run away!!!" Then the screen cuts off and it goes black for me (for at least a few seconds.) Then comes some buff looking dude that was talking about how he was in the military and is retired and living a peaceful life with his family.
This entire time, I'm thinking: "Wow Womble went into great detail on this one" Then I realize the skip ad button on the right of my screen and I tapped it.
It went straight back to the part where Womble was screaming run away.
My reaction:
*puts phone down, walks to bed, lies on bed, turn over, slowly die from embarrassment*
It do be like that sumtimes
Ok
Ok
I'm here to remind you of your embarrassment a year ago by leaving a reply
@@GlitchTechV1 Calm down Satan
HOW DID I NOT FIND THIS CHANNEL SOONER!?!? THIS IS WHAT TH-cam ORIGINALLY WAS! GOOD CONTENT! I LOVE THIS!!!!!!!
I KNOW RIGHT?!
Do you guys know where is the video where cynide encounters soviet
you mean first time they met? no footage on that i believe
welcome lol
Actually though
Clicked instantly on the notification. Gotta love Womble's bullshitteries
xXxMLG360NoScoperXxX420BlazeItxXx yep
Idiocy Incorporated Just because of his name, it made the comment worth it.
Trace Reed somtimes a few words is all you need.
xXxMLG360NoScoperXxX420BlazeItxXx same
*TWENTEE DOLLAS YOU BREAK MY GATE >:C*
*AAAAAHHHHH*
My favorite part XD
8:44 someone finally say it.
1:20 I love how the whole crew laughs at Womble's joke.
AHH, DoWN!
What?
*Explosion*
it was even better on the livestream :D
Sergeant Cent what date? Missed it
uh...sometime september? xD
SovietWomble: *scolds Cyanide for advertising on his stream while he's AFK*
Also SovietWomble: *argues with Cyanide about which of them is the more "important" content creator*
But also SovietWomble: *highlights Cyanide's plug for his own stream in a very popular video to send viewers to Cyanide's content as well*
Already watched this before, rewatched and still lost my shit at the random private riding with Cyanide at 4:55.
"The first reason is, Cyanide asked for it.
The second one is *kills CO*"
WOW
He didn't die I think
I think the way you pronounce that is *ACCEPTABLE CASUALTIES.*
They have hearts and minds just all over
From the air, the brown skin and clothing looks just like the terrain. It's not my fault they're accidentally camouflaged!
fuze the hostage
@@TheBronzefrog fuze everything
@@TheBronzefrog BLAAYT U NEED TO STOP. Im tired of my son fuze stealing my kill
PewDiePie: makes fun of Norway
Womble: makes fun of our language
Me: Vel faen
*church burns on the horizon*
For my fellow English speakers, Vel faen translates to “Well, Fuck”.
I think…
Have you heard of the High Elves?
Faen mæ drit sekka
@@fatty1040 Which ones, the Calaquendi or the Asur?
(5:14) Best translation ever
'Why is he speaking Elvish?' oh sweet lord that actually killed me.
Toothless lol me too was he actually speaking a language or just gibberish?
It's Norwegian
RHINO MONTAGES
The last word was "whore".
It's Norwegian.
Funnily enough, the Quenya elvish language constructed by Tolkien borrowed a lot of its grammatical rules from Scandinavian languages.
@@JH-zt6py Norwegian
I'm fucking crying with that ending xD
Daniel Mezzarroba "down!" "wait what..?" "oh shi-"
don't understand why people think you need to type a transcript of what happened. kinda just kills it.
tbh i find it to be more funny
I was crying with laughter after 2min.
2019, Still waiting for Cyanide's "Bullshittery" episode...
2020:now u have 4 of those
2021, still waiting
@@CodeRed99911 me too
’bout to be a 10h long video
2022, still waiting.
I just realized that Cyanide is one of ZFs designated pilots. He's actually good at it.
20 DOLLARS YOU BREAK MY GATE!
Also i love the accent he used while saying this.
Rushburry the best accent part is "do not turn on, DO NOT TURN ON TO FULL"
Rushburry I think it was a Mexican dude. But idk.
My Crazy World And I *Indian
Rushburry LMAO died at that part
Rushburry 3:12 😂😂
I wish I had enough friends to do stuff like this
It's not that hard. If you play some game regullary, google for some clans, or communities where play same people together regullary. Games like ArmA have plenty of these comunities.
If you are not an asshole, you will grow on them and after like month you will belong to group of people like ZF clan.
I was in ArmA 2 Clan last two years and it was great experience! We had lots of fun together.
you do man
I wish I had friends
Luis San Martin I can relate
Brandon Wardlaw you don't need to have friends, take sovietvomble for example, he doesn't have friends at all, everyone in zf hates each other
2:05 as a mexican I know what he is saying and that means: "Good morning, nice to meet you"
Pendejos translates to assholes right?
@@Cheese334 kind of
but yes, algo asi
Do not tur-
DO *_NOT_* TURN ON THE ROTORS
Turn it on to full!
So this is the first video I've made using *Adobe Premiere* and *After Effects* instead of the usual *Sony Vegas*. And I hope you like it! Must admit though, it totally kicked my arse and is well behind schedule. But I've gained a lot of experience with both programs.The reason for the switch? Well AE in particular contains a myriad of tools and pre-sets that are useful for the type of text-heavy videos that I make. Along with automated motion tracking to save time and generally make all the text look super smooth. Thank you to all those who gave me advice on AE through Twitch, it was really helpful.
How does it feel tho having close to 7k likes half an hour after uploading?
SovietWomble what times do you streem
What about that link that was posted by you in the comments just after uploading the video which seems to be missing as of right now?
Man was amazing, really fun video. And yeah like many others here, i stopped my (in my case)search of how to spot a fake PS3 dualshock to watch this, worth it.
SovietWomble I have 2 questions. Why are your videos pure fucking gold? And did u steal cyanides chromosomes?
That feeling when Womble uploads.
Varinder Bhandal fapfapfapfap
Varinder Bhandal
*Wakes up creamed*
Me: Womble posted a video.
*Proceeds to jump acroos the room to computer*
soviet: a good communist with a good sense of humour and very good person
cyanide: lets kill friendlies
5:07 is honestly just gold!
Is none here impressed how cyanide could tell the right pringles type by the sound of the tube?!
That was brilliant :D
_Maéstro_
SUBSCRIBERS! _ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!_
_Maéstro_ Maybe he knew that womble likes that flavour. Maybe he just got lucky. Not impressive.
maybe he's just that fat lmao
does anyone eat any other Pringles apart from sour cream and onion? Weird.
No room for cat swinging, sometimes I'll get those "spicy" Pringles
Soviet you have the driving skills of a fucking 40k ork and yet your still a better driver than me
Paint it red coz red wuns go fasta WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHGHGHGH!!!
GORKA MORKA GORKA MORKA
5:56
This scene makes me feel like I've been tied to a chair
as they threaten to kill your family if you don't follow cyanide's twitch and twitter
10:20 top moments filmed before disaster
Lets go over soviets record of war crimes; he killed two friendly riflemen, one friendly officer, called an air strike on a civilian village,
they call airsupport on ally forces
when they want to cap a cp (i think) and air support war called at their position xD
*acceptable casualties
StellarSum friendly fire isn't a crime bro
skamranen if you meant to do it, it isn't friendly fire - it's murder
he's got nothing on beaglerush though
Bruh that helicopter part at the very end gonna end up on reddit I'm tellin ya.
Most of these do eventually
Which subreddit? Maybe I'll find it.
Imgur.
r/dayz or r/gaming
I found him through Imgur
5:08 Just as Aizen finishes his rant in Norwegian one of the others joins in saying "hestkuk" twice, which means horsecock (in either Norwegian, or more likely Danish).
1Y EDIT: Soviet made a great attempt at a "phonetic" rendition of Aizen's Norwegian. "Ta" was the only correctly spelt word though.
Definitely not danish, can’t even tell that it’s Norwegian, but he has the flag on him
It might be hästkuk since it means horsecock in swedish
@@emilsemosegaard7867 it's norwegian and he is wearing the norwegian flag.
@@MrSwayzy it's norwegian and we in norway have hestkuk instead
@@sarahjomobang3501 what an interesting conversation this is 😅
This was where it all started. TH-cam continuously recommended me this video until I finally gave in.
Completely worth it, watched all of his videos several times and have had many laughs.
Same here =)
"Anyone else see a big fuck-off tower at 251?" is the best target description ever spoken xD
Bao Doan I never thought about how great it was till now. 11:05
Followed by "You see that penis-shaped door over there?"
This is what I like about SovietWomble. He uploads very rarely but when he does, its actually quality content.
Edit: Wtf 600 likes?
As with FRANKIEonPC 😍
Quality over quantity!
that is NOT what she said
A g r e e
Reefkey his like levels ITS OVER 900!
1:11 my god it's a cursed image, look at the faces
Every now and then, I come back to these, and always laugh my ... off😂
Guys Womble has his personal life too it's not like he sits in front of the computer all day.
*cough*
Captain Blue Yeah. And he has a girlfriend too. *Cough*
*cough*
Cursed Deserter omg he's cheating with Clive
Captain Blue have he realised that he does two streams in every single day
0:46 I'd trust those pilots to get me there safely....
DrakeMarvell obviously they are such good pilots that everyone lets them do that kind of stuff so I would too
As long as you aren't their RIO
What's the name of the song I want it so bad 🤣
Danger Zone. Top Gun opening song.
DrakeMarvell dont judge the book by its covered they say😉
When Cyanide was doing good PR for ubisoft you could HEAR Womble running across his room
What really happened before twin tower attack 11:05
"which west have you been living in?"
"the west midlands"
i fucking love that
"Which west have you been living in?"
"The West Midlands"
That shit did me
James True
YaarDy11 false
Soviet: aiming directly up at the helicopter.
Also Soviet: surprised when helicopter falls on top of him
Man I remember a year or two ago I was dying laughing at 5:17 and I just realized this now
I was going to watch porn until i saw this on my feed
You made the right decision.
What's the difference.
onehappy pepper
Yeah, anyway :P
Furry Russian Noodle OMG same lol
wow never thought I'd get 170 likes, now I'm gonna have a victory wank
1:00
That line alone makes me wanna get Arma III
Intergalactic Human Empire
*A C C E P T A B L E C A S U L T I E S*
I tried getting it once, but apparently I was "missing DLL's" (specificall xpow64.dll, etc.) and it was really stupid.
2:05
I got it and it isn't that much fun without a large group of people
Pacem Terris
Well my enthusiasm over that line died out, so don't worry about
your little clique.
10:22 pretty sure that's how a mission in Battlefield 3 ended 😂
Womble: * doesn´t like the others to advertise during his stream *
Also Womble: * uses clip of the others advertising during his stream *
Love hearing all the different accents, so cool how you can play video games with people all over the world
the amount of different people being so friendly and "nice" to each other is the biggest reason as to why womble is my favorite youtuber.
hell, the three main guys are british, indian, and mexican!
If by " Mexican" u mean edberg then nope, edberg is swedish
Ed is Mexican, sorry to burst your bubble.
cyanide is Indian?
Except for Nevil or whatever he's called. Nobody knows what that guy is all about :D
I find it really funny that Soviet doesn’t like to advertise yet he showed that hilarious clip of them advertising Ubisoft games and Cyanide social media stuff....
Because the clip itself is funny
Tirreger r/wooosh?
Phoenix no, no woosh here
Well it was already streamed prior to the TH-cam video lol
You can clearly hear the sarcasm in Cyanide's voice while "advertising" Ubisoft.
(What you see in the trailer is definetely what you see in the game, implying how the Ubisoft games look cool af but once you buy them, they are not that special. Or the "Make sure to pre-order everything because that will provide revenue for the company while they're developing the game", saying how pre-orders are nothing but that. You are paying for the company to develop a game, not for the game itself. Now, many companies give you benefits for pre-ordering but yeah)
Its funny that after years of seeing this video in my recommended that I just now realized that I've never actually watched the whole thing, I only ever watched half and thought I watched it all, it's like watching a brand new video. Thats happened a few times with soviets videos and only his
The quad slowly running into things was amazing
5:56 I want like an Emote or just a gif of Cyanide in the corner talking. He's got that professional "By the way," type of advertisement you see in infomercials just before they end.
Princess Kitty v
Princess Kitty i thought that looked very nice as well
Tinker Bell I
But wait, *there's more*
Anytime someones away from a stream im just gonna do what Cy did and get all in his face and start talking
When soviet makes fun of PewDiePie and then ends up in one of his vids
Tony Shaffmaster video ?
Btch what vid?
cheeers love.
Link it. Can't find it. :c
Simon Vorster it's apart of this video towards the end of it.
The rest of the crew: talk about Ubisoft. Me: *OPERATION HEALTH R6*
Two years later and "NoOooOO don't touch me" still kills me
don't forget fifa 17
*FIFA 17*
it was just like last year but it's got 17 on it
lmaooooo
laugh my ass off off off off off?
why the fuck not
Sam its just true
I miss 3 years ago
Soviet probably dropped his refreshments when he saw Cyanide advertising.
Edit: Did not think I'd have this many likes, thank you!
Simon The Vlogging Gamer iiuii
3 years since I've seen this video and I always find myself watching this over and over.
The part with SU-25 strongly reminds me of a certain moment from Battlefield 3's singleplayer missions
That Pewds roast was gold 😂😂
Lewis Green and samara redway
OMG YEEES SOVIET YOU FUCKING GENIUS YOU UPLOADED A VIDEO!
Jack The Killer 1
just saw u on zuthar's video lol
I'm rewatching this video for the 40th -ish time, and I've just noticed the horrors of 1:11 o_o
I may never sleep again. Ever.
You know it's a good day when Soviet posts something like this
Womble and Cyanide have to play Who's Your Daddy :D It would be awesome
Yes. o-o
I seem to enjoy British gamers more than the US American ones. It boggles me why....I just find their content more risible to be honest....
Daniel Esen J. Oliviėr I think wombles group does it well because they have someone from like every country
Yeah.. the "diversity" they have in ZF. lol
But what about Badgur? :(
Same, and even went step further and stopped playing with any US people and now I'm having more fun cause the humor and personalities are better with Europeans. Just couldn't stand the shitty shouting and random noises they call funny in US.
its because americans are more competitive and want to be number one, us brits are self depricating and just wanna have a laugh.
Probably my first Sovietwomble video and hooked since🎉😮
Anyone noticed how at 4:20 it's the same footage as the doomsday round killing spree moment in previous bullshitery, except it has sound on? Edberg complaining in the chat is what made me realize that
Wait, so at the tank shooting part they managed to hit both the squad leader AND the giant building?
squad leader got wrekt by the over-pressure(blast) I think
i believe it something to do with the air pressure around the shell, because the squad leader was so close to the tank when it fired it knocked him unconcious
Yea if it was a sabot round the shrapnel and the preasure from the blast will turn a persons organs to jelly, im being serious not exaggerating
Potato Masher it's crazy the amount of detail that's in this game
+Issiah Vilches If only it were more optimized
When Womble criticizes people's videos but only makes one a month.....
Purple Is Cheeki But it's worth the wait.
Would still rather watch 1 genuinely funny video than one of the 10 "funny" videos that SOM3ON3 puts up every day
Purple Is Cheeki he never criticized amounts of uploads, he criticized/satirized character and style, which i feel was funny and legit, since i don't like those type of videos. I like Womble's quality
Purple Is Cheeki It just takes two days to make one. He only chooses to prolong it for more revenue from his patreons
quality over quantity
Pilot's Dictionary:
Civilians (N): Acceptable casualties.
Also, I'd say that's a fair summary of Americanfighter pilots as a whole, especially tailhook pilots.
Almost two years later and I still laughed so hard that I choked with my saliva
I want this game but if I run it on my potato laptop that almost overheats when playing tf2 it would probably catch fire at the menu screen.
lowest settings master race
same bro, same.. my Laptop can barely run Minecraft or SimCity just saying
thrash metal lol tho I have a gaming PC
Hovan khoshoob lol i need one too. at least i have a ps4 for the decent games lol
no worries . i have a high end pc & still get fucked by arma 3
shitiest engine in the world
11:05 I love the way the guy says 'Big fuck off tower' XD
I feel the same way as Cyanide. I was in Greenland and was working that day where i had to get some boxes that should be used in my work. Then someone lucked me in and didnt know that i was in there. Was lucked inside the container for 2:30 hour's. And it was in winter
I really like rewatching these bullshittery episodes ... Great work Womble!